This cannot be good. by Desu - 03/16/11 @ 11:59 PM EDT#
Welp, so much for glorious Japan.
I guess I'll just have to make do with the domestic crap now.
Living in a van isn't all bad. by desu - 01/16/11 @ 03:09 AM EST#
After roughly a year of beta-testing, the new board is finally ready. /a/ - DOLL/a/RS is now available to the public! This board is for general discussion of both Japanese and imageboard culture, feel free to join in on the conversation. Take note that this board has absolutely nothing to do with the militant terrorist pseudo-group Dollars, and as such any sort of terrorist-related conversations will not be tolerated.
Delicious foreign loli has been more or less updated, with more than 80,000 pages of all-natural, unprocessed foreign loli; have fun and try not to break anything.
In unrelated and irrelevant imageboard news, it looks like moot successfully utilized 4chan to get laid. I suppose that's a much more welcome return of investment rather than the usual frivolous death threats, crippling debt, and general destruction of modern class and culture. Seeing how simple it was for him to get his willy wet via his imageboard, I have decided to follow in his footsteps and subtly beg for human contact utilizing Junkuchan as my medium. If you're attractive and girly-looking, go ahead and post your personal information over in /j/, along with your picture. You should expect a white cargo van in front of your house within three to five business days, I'll bring the wine.
Continental US residents only, please. No fat chicks.
I envy this man.
I did something and you should be proud of me. by desu - 01/05/11 @ 02:59 AM EST#
I added a very small Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt section over at /jdb/, feel free to check it out or gloat in /j/ if you've got something I don't. Looks like Perfect Dark still has its uses, aside from downloading baka gaijin western TV shows.
Oh yeah, and you'll be able to download archives of everything in /jdb/ soon enough; catastrophic failure, dismemberment, and the apocalypse are all very possible outcomes.
I called it Junkuchan for a reason. by desu - 12/01/10 @ 10:53 PM EST#
Hard drive failures are just as unfortunate as they are inevitable, luckily enough I was somewhat prepared for this turn of events. However, the sheer amount of downtime Junkuchan has suffered is inexcusable. Hopefully the worst of the downtime is over, and I will once again begin work on Junkuchan.
It appears that Zombiechan and its administrator have disappeared into the thick mists of the internet; so I will once again spread out my tentacles and look for some perverted associates to leech off of.
Imageboards are becoming more mainstream, loli's becoming more controversial, 4chan's still 4chan, and your rights are being taken away one by one. I've got a 100Mb/s pipe to burn up and a fetish for preserving obscure Japanese porn, let's rock.
Incestuous relations by desu - 08/09/10 @ 05:14 PM EDT#
Junkuchan now has a sister site, Zombiechan. Be sure to check them out, you can navigate to them via Junkuchan's menu. Speaking of the menu, I probably will fix that horrid mess some time soon, maybe.
/jdb/ has yet another addition, General Perversions, which is even more general than loli general! Most of the content in General Perversions is still loli-centric though, just with some overgrown ladies thrown in, enjoy.
The architect of decay and general patriotism. by Desu - 06/27/10 @ 11:36 PM EDT#
After a long stint in a rather unfortunate place thanks to my rather unfortunate acts with an unfortunate girl I'm more or less back on the internet! Junkuchan, a rather soiled and filthy website, will be born again to mirror my clean-cut appearance and purified soul. Specifically, out with the loli and in with America!
In a couple of days I will purge most of the imagery depicting the exploitation of drawn underaged girls, the poor lasses, and instead put up a cornucopia of wholesome American comics and images! The age of filthy Japanese porn is at an end, by my hands alone I will rescue the generations of now from this far-east menace and instill good, old-fashioned American values into them; even if I have to kill them!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS THIS CHAN
An unfortunate and unavoidable pants shortage. by Desu - 02/11/10 @ 12:56 AM EST#
A Strike Witches section has been added. Why? Why the hell not? Weeaboos really need to learn how to organize their fapping material and how to not upload to Rapidshit. I may have to man up and use Perfect Dark if my luck continues like this.
Strike Witches Doujinshi:
A quivering little pile of PHP. by Desu - 02/09/10 @ 11:13 PM EST#
Junkuchan is back in business again, and /jdb/ is back online. I will try once again to improve that swollen, laggy mess; hopefully nothing terrible will happen. Let's try not to grind this server into the ground as well, shall we?
Oooh, I can run a Ventrilo server on this doohickey, and a TF2 server! Goody.
Upgrading, again... by Desu - 02/04/10 @ 12:04 PM EST#
Turns out that /jdb/ is becoming somewhat popular, and as a result has been destroying the server it resides on. I have disabled it for the moment and I will bring it back up as soon as Junkuchan is moved to a more adequate server.
Stay frosty, folks.
/jdb/ - Now slightly less pointless! by Desu - 01/24/10 @ 05:05 PM EST#
I've added a Gunslinger Girl doujinshi section and I've updated the H and non-H Rozen Maiden doujinshi sections. For sanity's sake I've included some drop-down menus below for slightly better browsing:
Gunslinger Girl Doujinshi:
Rozen Maiden H-Doujinshi:
Rozen Maiden Non-H-Doujinshi:
Everything should be downloadable and functioning correctly. However if you encounter any problems or if you'd like to submit something I don't have feel free to post in /j/.
Finally, I'm going to try to fix the thumbnailing problem that's been plaguing certain sections of /jdb/, don't expect any miracles.
UPDATE - I've added a tiny Gunsmith Cats doujinshi section for shits and giggles, unfortunately it's a bit unsubstantial at the moment:
Gunsmith Cats Doujinshi:
Update on the terms of service agreement by Desu - 11/25/09 @ 02:10 AM EST#
THE TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT HAS BEEN UPDATED, be sure to read it here before posting or looking at this site!
I needed an excuse to make a news post. by Desu - 11/09/09 @ 12:04 PM EST#
So, Desuchan has gone down yet again, what's new? Apparently their German host didn't take to kindly to the lolicon shit that was all over the server, or something. I'm not exactly the type that keeps on top of these things.
Anyway, it looks like they've found a new home on HugaChan, which is hosted by Imageboard4Free. Why they didn't just go to Bokuchan and sit around for a spell is completely beyond me. Good luck with getting your websight back up, desufags.
Now, you're probably wondering why I'm bothering to post a news entry about this since this has little to no bearing on Junkuchan. It's simply because for some reason I've been getting a silly amount of hits from Google with search terms like "Desuchan downtime" and whatnot. Think of it as a public service announcement.
Yet another news post. by Desu - 08/19/09 @ 02:30 AM EDT#
Added the "loli general" section, I'll enable downloading of it when the collection reaches a sizable amount. On a related note, I made a goof in the code for /jdb/, where it would give you a link to a nonexistent zip file in place of the downloadable rar file, causing a 404 error. I fixed it, so you should be able to download whatever you please now.
Everything in JunkuDB should be downloadable now. If it isn't, feel free to go bitch in /j/ so I can fix it. Also, if you want something in there that isn't in there, be sure to tell me about it.
Like a child with a new toy... by desu - 08/11/09 @ 01:03 AM EDT#
Whoa, this wget dongle works with Megaupload without sending any referrer information, how magical. In related news, a huge amount of translated Rozen Maiden doujinshi will be available in a short amount of time, as will direct download links for everything in /jdb/ (yes, I hate reading manga online just as much as you do). I'd also like to take this time to say that tagging 3000+ plus images in a booru is an absolute bitch.
wget the world and piss off the web host. by desu - 08/09/09 @ 01:47 PM EDT#
In other news I have been thinking about adding a Shimmie-based (ugh) booru to Junkuchan. Originally I decided not to since it's somewhat difficult to pull down large amounts of content from Shimmie-style boorus, and because Desuchan already has a booru. However, since their booru is mostly LOL RANDUM-focused and there are no other Rozen Maiden-themed boorus it wouldn't be completely idiotic of me to start up a booru here. In time, I need to clean up /jdb/ some more.
If you find any problems (particularly with the page jumping around with the arrow keys) or if you have any complaints about /jdb/ feel free to bitch in /j/ like usual. Also, if you have a request for a manga I can probably upload it to /jdb/. Finally, direct downloads will be available soon enough, just as soon as I figure out this TWG business
Time to whore this bitch like a matchstick girl. by desu - 08/06/09 @ 01:59 PM EDT#
Since absolutely no one knows or cares about Junkuchan anymore I've decided that I will affiliate with anyone who's into that sort of thing. As long as you have a pretty icon that I can put in the menu I'll affiliate with you, I like pretty gifs with animu girls in them.
Aaannd we're back. by desu - 08/06/09 @ 09:59 AM EDT#
Well, now that I've given everyone sufficent time to completely forget about Junkuchan I've decided to bring it back, just had to beat back those AT&T gremlins. Of course, we probably have exploitable holes all over the place; but hey, defacement is fun!
Anyway, I've decided to revive the gallery again, I'm going to try to upload all the Rozen Maiden manga I can get my dirty little hands on. I already have volume 1 & 2 up, and direct download links will be available shortly, lets see how long we can last before Tokyo Pop gets pissy, aiight?
Junkuchan's Twilight by desu - 06/11/09 @ 11:42 PM EDT#
Junkuchan's been around for more than a year now; one long, dead year full of inactivity and more inactivity. Due to current circumstances in my life (fapping to loli, stalking former acquaintances, and other unmentionables) I will be unable to keep an eye on Junkuchan, and because of that I have decided to remove it from the internet. This probably isn't going to be permanent; hell, Junkuchan may even stay around as a text board on some shitty shared host, but I sure as hell won't be around to keep an eye on it.
So, basically, another shitty dead imageboard "disappears" into writhing mists of the internet, only to be replaced by 5 more equally shitty and dead imageboards. Stay tuned, niggers, we'll be back soon enough.
Who knows? Maybe it'll actually be about Suigintou next time.
Just a friendly reminder by desu - 04/13/09 @ 07:16 PM EDT#
A new board, the JunkuDB. by desu - 03/20/09 @ 03:40 AM EDT#
Just added a new board, /jdb/, which allows someone to upload large amounts of porn or cat pictures, anything goes except for CP and gore. Feel free to throw whatever you feel is appropriate up on there, and try not to break anything
In other news:
This is a message to all WhirlHost clients,
Please note that we have a planned a network maintenance window from 7:00AM to 1:00PM GMT/UTC on Saturday, March 21st. The window is for a routine upgrade to our fiber. We are allowing six hours for the maintenance, however we expect no more than 5 minutes of total downtime to your services.
This maintenance will affect all Alpha server clients without private name servers, the WhirlHost site, the WhirlDomains site, and access to the VPS Nodes.
We thank you in advance for your time and understanding in this matter.
WhirlHost Technical Team
Desu fails at DNS. by desu - 03/17/09 @ 04:53 PM EDT#
Junkuchan is back, at least for a month, then we will migrate all over again, hopefully to a more permanent server. The move took way longer than usual, due to my general hatred of moving from site to site and my general inadequacy of moving from site to site. Anyway, if you experience any problems be sure to bitch in /j/ like usual.
I plan on adding a little feature to the site to make it a little bit more Rozen Maiden-ish, right now I'm tweaking with the software, it will probably be up within the week, stay tuned.
My host totally sold out, brahs. by desu - 03/09/09 @ 03:57 PM EDT#
Due to recent incidents interanly then we have found it best to hand the Norted brand and it's client in the hands of someone else that is able to take good care of you.
We are sorry to say that we have let someone else taken over Norted, for me personally it has been one of my "babys" [sic] and it's really sad for me to give it away to someone else, but due to incidents internally within our company and a huge need of focusing more on personal life, then we have dedcided that it is the best thing to leave the company to someone else that will be able to provide you with the best possible service.
I want all of you to know then we when we sold the company, then we did not aim for the offer, we had multiple offers above the one we sold for, but we where looking for the person and the company that we found best suited to run and maintain all you wonderfull clients the way you expect.
READ;IMPORTANT: Due to this new ownership, then all accounts needs to be transfered from the old server in the old location, in a new server to a new location! We will be responsible for the entire move, and the only thing you need to worry about is the new IP's you will recieve, and make sure that you update these IPs with your Private Nameservers or A records or where you use them.
All accounts will be transfered on the 11th March, Wednsday and the transfer will start from 15:00 GMT, all new IP's will be sent out to you when the move is completed, the HyperVM login will be the same as previosly and there will be no changes except the new IP's you recieve.
If you want to be transfered before this date, or if you want to be transfered on a spesific date later then this, then please open up a support ticket with your HyperVM username and your date where you want your VPS to be transfered, we will do everything in our power to make sure that you get a seemles transfer and as little downtime as possible.
The transfer itself is a 5-20 minute process that is done automaticly by HyperVM, it all depends on how much space you are using, after this then the new IP's will be issued and the only downtime you will experience is the amount of time your domains use to resolve the new IP's so it reflects towards the new IP's instead of the old ones.
If you have any questions at all, then please issue them to firstname.lastname@example.org, we appolygize for any inconvinience this might be for you.
So, basically, more downtime!
Oh good lord, advertisements. by desu - 03/07/09 @ 01:56 AM EST#
You may be noticing some changes around, namely, advertisements fucking everywhere. They're there in my futile attempt to break even with server costs and such, since I couldn't possibly bring myself to ask for money, I'm not exactly providing a valuable service. Anyway, I'm going to be trying some things out, if you have any problems with the ads go bitch about it in /j/. Of course, most of you probably have AdBlock or some shit turned on, thanks a lot jackasses.
Yet another server migration. by desu - 02/12/09 @ 04:06 PM EST#
If you can read this then we have successfully migrated off of the shit free host. HELL YUS.
HACKED BY [0xIC|3an] BILLY MAYS by BILLY MAYS - 01/30/09 @ 08:41 PM EST#
Norted accidentally the whole Junkuchan. by desu - 01/30/09 @ 05:42 AM EST#
Turns out my suspicions were confirmed, Junkuchan's host is complete shit. Apparently they had a password to their HyperVM panel that was the equivelent security-wise to "desudesu". As a result some random punk got in and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING, including Junkuchan, apparently. Not all was lost, though, the MySql database was backed up, and I have the CSS stylesheet and various other images backed up. However, post images were all lost, and I do not have a backup for them, shit sucks, I know.
Right now were sitting on a free host until Norted gets their shit together or until I get fed up and go with someone else. I'm tempted to set up some sort of PayPal donation button, but then again, I'm not that stupid.
GOOD JOB OPERS!!!
I dicked my perfectly shit chan. by desu - 01/23/09 @ 02:44 AM EST#
I upgraded some of Junkuchan's code. A?Your imageboard experience
should be less stressful and more pleasurable, and if it isn't, go sit
on a cock. A?If anything breaks or appears broken please have
the courtesy of calling me a inept faggot on /j/.
GORE PORN GORE PORN
GORE PORN GORE PORN
GORE PORN GORE PORN
GORE PORN GORE PORN
GORE PORN GORE PORN
GORE PORN GORE PORN
Soma Peries is boss. by desu - 01/19/09 @ 04:07 AM EST#
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S A BIRTHDAY TRAP! by desu - 11/04/08 @ 02:13 AM EST#
New board, /toon/ by desu - 10/04/08 @ 03:35 AM EDT#
A new board, /toon/ - Toonami, has been added. It will last as long as the the mogulus channel lasts. Go ahead and watch it if you feel the need for a pseudo-nostalgic rush.
Migration to new server. by desu - 09/23/08 @ 02:01 PM EDT#
If you can read this, Junkuchan has migrated successfully to its new home, bring on the pr0n.
Server downtime. by desu - 07/08/08 @ 09:21 PM EDT#
Migration to a new URL by desu - 07/08/08 @ 01:05 AM EDT#
Junkuchan.co.cc is no more, Junkuchan resides on Junkuchan.org. FUCK YEAH OFFICIAL DOMAIN!
He was an hero. by desu - 05/30/08 @ 01:22 AM EDT#
It's only a matter of time... by desu - 05/04/08 @ 06:22 PM EDT#
The Rozen Maiden manga has been revived by Young Jump and the English version of the newly released manga has been scanned onto the interwebs, lurk moar for the linku. One can only hope and pray this will lead to the revival of the third season.
Captcha has been removed, the junkuchan.co.cc domain has been restored, a new board (/x/) has been added, and the site is undergoing a complete makeover. As usual, if you encounter any problems or want something done, go bitch in /r/ or /j/
The maximum allowed image size has been upped from 512KB to 1MB, so feel free to post your inane animated gifs.
Since I have volunteered this site for Project Chanology, might as well make it more useful for the protesting anon. If you have ANY information that could be useful to the cause, submit it in /CoS/, if you have any ideas for site expansion or improvement, by all means feel free to submit your idea in /j/ or /r/.
The site will soon undergo a face-lift, I'm tired of the generic Futaba coloring, maybe I'll make it darker so the scilons can't see us.
Got mah costume by desu - 03/21/08 @ 01:01 AM EDT#
After searching the internet tirelessly and waiting for many weeks, I finally got my Suigintou costume! It's was fucking hard to find one that was the right size for me, so I snatched it up right away when I saw it. I plan on going to a local cosplay party tomorrow, and it's going to rock. I look pretty sexy in my costume if I do say so myself, I sure do feel hot. I just hope I don't get raped on the subway or something... ^_^;
The heels and especially the wig were a bitch to find too.
Oh yeah, added quite a few boards as well. /a/ - Weeaboo, /ds/ - Dark Screen, /dw/ - Doing it Wrong, /r/ - Request, /td/ - Tony Danza, and /v/ - Video Games have all been added. /ds/ takes you off-site to the Dark Screen anti-Co$ forums. I am going to work on prettying up the site in my spare time, which means a new imageboard theme besides the standard peach, maybe some random Suigintous scattered about, and, I dunno, a front page? Now, if you want something, go bitch in /r/, but a /j/ is fine too...
Junkuchan is now on Junkuchan.co.cc, one step closer to an org! No more desu.exofire.net faggotry, update your bookmarks lol (if anyone actually bookmarked this place).
New boards, /desu/, /CoS/, and /t/ have been added. Bitch in /j/ if you want anything else.
Junkuchan is back by desu - 03/13/08 @ 03:03 AM EDT#