Discuss how we would like to sculpt and tweak the board here. If you have any suggestions for improving the board or if you would like to change its look and feel please feel free to drop a post here. Would-be jannies can contact the webmaster to volunteer if they wish.
This thread will also double as the off-topic lounge thread until it gets too chaotic.
/robowaifu/ - DIY Robot Wives on ALOGS.SPACE
The recurring Robots, Cyborgs, and Living Dolls thread on 4chan's /d/
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I kept getting a "Something Broke" error when I tried to shitpost. I'm glad it works now.
I don't even know how far is too far anymore, does it even matter?
Lol. You need a normal gril to start with, and the term is properly 'gynoid'. Nice work.
A normal what? I might catch something. Also "gynoid" is right yeah but it reminds me of those niche transformation fetishists that are obsessed with rubber and latex dolls, I don't want to be that far gone...
>I might catch something.
Lol, fair enough. But you really should use 'Gynoid'. 'Android' is literally gay.
I love my wife 2B so much. I want her to sit on my face so badly I don't care that she weighs 328 pounds.
Dangerous amounts of fat ass in this thread.
I think I find myself getting my stroke on to 2b at least once a week. She just can't leave my head so my cum has to leave my balls.
My wife's ass is very dangerous indeed. You can become addicted to it very easily. >>459
Someone finally convinced my wife to go skinny dipping! I was never able to do that. Now i have to convince her to go dancing at a night club naked!
I completely understand what you mean. I love my wife's ass so much I often find myself kissing it and pressing my face into it, often without her permission. She's completely aware of this and will often use this to her advantage. Just the other night while she was cooking, I came up behind her and placed my hand on her butt. She smiled at me and grabbed both of my hands, placing them on her stomach and making me fully hug her from behind. She started to grind her beautiful robo butt against my erection and I moaned slightly. She let out a small laugh and the next thing I know, I'm on the ground with 328 pounds of thick robot butt in my face. I stay like that for an hour and she does not let me move, only boucing on my face and stepping on my erection with her thick heels. After the hour passed, she stands me up, ties me to a chair, and hand feeds me food. That night after dinner we had the best /robo/dom sex I've ever had.
Also I found some neat cards to play with. First two are honey select and th
Would you keep your robot maid wife updated? I usually like to keep my things updated but I'm not too sure if I would want to keep my maid updated or even connected to the internet. Knowing I'm one bad patch away from potentially losing her personality is a disturbing thought.
>Knowing I'm one bad patch away from potentially losing her personality is a disturbing thought.
Exactly so. No, you should never let you robot waifu ever connect directly to the outside world, period. We'll deliver signed patches in the form of ISOs that will serve as security patches, bug patches, and function enhancements. She can retrieve information via her dedicated, off-lined proxy (and send it thus).
But yeah, no. You never want your waifu connected to the Internet for any reason whatsoever. You'll also keep her data reduntantly backed up as well.
The Mekabare thread is a bit too hardcore for my taste, I just want to see some bare metal qts!
Thank you /d/ for sharing nradiowave with me.
some very cute robobutts ITT
NSFW or SFW, anything that's worth sharing. Dump some stories about robots.
Excellent mango Anon thanks.
I wonder what's on her mind...
That's funny. So we were thinking about the obvious of having milk, booze, and other drinkables from your robot wife's boobas, and someone even mentioned a small microwave inside her torso (there's even a mango with that). But bento box in teh head? Clever idea, you can converse with your lunchbox while you eat from it tbh.
Food in the brain-case might be going too far, or maybe I'm just being picky. Boku no Tsuma wa Kanjou ga Nai has the torso microwave, I think I'll dump the first chapter just for giggles and shits.
what's everyone's ideal robot girl?
>mature woman, JK, loli?
>completely human personality, completely robotic, or some middle point?
>appearance-wise, basically just a human with robot parts, or entirely robotic?
>and finally, what would you use her for and how would you care for her (if at all)? any extra things you want to add also apply.
Deffo animu catgrill meidos in tiny mini skirts. Uncanny Valley ashite. Besides,
wo would even? o.O
not sure why it won't set the time then, but it's around 0:19 what I want to showcase
>but it's around 0:19 what I want to showcase
Maybe it's time to pick up ShotCut or KDEnlive Anon?
I wish to keep as far away from uncanny valley as I can. Think animegao kigurumi if you need a point of reference. Also a cute tail would be a big plus!
>Also a cute tail would be a big plus!
I want to save her... I also want to make her my robot wife.
EMMY A CUTE
I know nanny bots aren't for fucking but I want to try it out anyway...
>inb4 not allowed
please don't ban me, board owner-san if this wasn't allowed.
To keep the weeb theme, Kemono/Japanese furry style only!
I love faint seam lines
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