my fellow elfeet lovers, i have been enlightened
i just finished watching frieren and i must say: her feet are fucking nothing compared to serie's
frieren's feet caught my fascination the first time i saw her swinging them around in her bed, but it was due to my ignorance of the existence of superior elfeet
the moment i saw serie sitting on her throne i knew i wanted- no, i NEEDED those soles on my face
i can only imagine how the interview would go if i was one of the mage test finalists
i wouldnt be petrified by her massive mana pool bc id be too mesmerized by her feet on the water pool to notice
so id immediately start to mindlessly walk towards her, stopping just close enough to pretend to admire the flowers
she would then smugly smirk at me and ask me what i thought when i saw her and id suddenly realize id have to make up some bullshit answer to that question, which is when id finally notice the overwhelming amount of mana she has, and that is what i would say was the first thing i noticed
her face would get even more smug and she'd call me out: 'we both know thats not the truth', while she pulls her feet out of the water into clear view
she already knows what the real answer is, but she would still make me say it
and as a reward for my honesty shed let kneel to the floor to worship her mythical soles while going on and on about my short comings as a mage and as a man
hell, id worship her whole legs
i mean, have you seen those ultra erotic calves she has? hot