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Can we have a thread about general not necessarily sexual or directly cuckquean related girl issues? Since fullchan, end full/fem/ died I've kinda missed casually talking about our lives. 

Pic not necessarily related.
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>>4621 (OP) 
>first pic
inb4 "why not both"?

But sure, why not? I'm excited for Christmas because I finally have an excuse to let myself bake; I was mostly successful thank God in shedding a lot of  the unwelcome fat the pandemic years slapped onto me which totally wasn't my own fault, but that meant not baking anything except the occasional loaf of bread. Don't know if I'll go so far as to let myself experiment with the hellhound creampie biscuits again but—
>anon what
You heard me.

Christmas Day does mean lots of family stuff though, so that means taking down my sexy wolfgirl tapestry—
>anon what
I can have a sexy wolfgirl tapestry if I want! And I do want. But it's rude to force other people to see it, so it's getting moved to the bedroom with the rest of the sexy tapestries until Christmas is finished.

Aside from that, I'm mostly just fighting the year-end urge to be a lazy little shit instead of doing all the things that would set me up for next year.
>>4621 (OP) 
Around here we thankfully have no indians so we stuff the turkey for Christmas instead of thanksgiving, and my mother in law, that I've been taken care of since her surgery a month ago,  will be sharing dinner and teach me how to make her stuffing recipe. Was a rather stressful and tiresome month with the constant overseeing but at least I'm finally getting some praise.
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>>4634
>my mother in law, that I've been taken care of since her surgery a month ago
>at least I'm finally getting some praise
Admirable, Anon. I hope she was as dutiful a patient as you were a carer. Mothers-in-law can be quite a handful.
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Reluctant bump rather shitty holidays and I kinda feel not like talking about it but it might be cathartic to shitpost about it with fellow anonymous online fetishists.
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>>4698
Go on then, Anon.
Not sure if this is really a girl issue or a human issue or what, but here goes. For the last few years I've been living in a three bedroom place with my best friend and a rando third. The third has changed a few times, and they were usually nice, but it very much felt like I was living with my bestie and also there was another person there. Last year, she finally moved in with her BF leaving me with the current rando, I decided to pick up her half of the rent because I didn't want to deal with two randos so it's just the two of us. What I have found over the last year is that without the pressure of having someone I care about observe me, my behavior has become ever more degenerate. I eat ice cream at 3 AM, I hardly ever work out, I order food for delivery far more than I should, I stay up until 5 or 6 in the morning, get an hour or two of sleep, then roll out of bed to go to work. After work, I just lie down on the couch and sleep for 3-4 hours, then get up and do it again. A few weeks ago, I just didn't sleep and drank 3 monsters over the course of the day to say going (I don't even drink coffee!). 

It used to be that when I did this degenerate shit my friend would give me crap for it, or at least check in on me. If I was up at 3 she would hear the TV on when she got up to pee and come check if I was ok, and You can bet she would hear me microwaving food during times I shouldn't be eating. Even without her encouraging me to care for myself, I found myself doing it because i didn't want her to worry. I'd brush my hair instead of throwing it into yet another messy bun, I would suggest we go for walks as an apartment, I would cook nutritious food for myself. Now it's like I'm just out of fucks to give. I wasn't like this in college, when I wanted my roommates to think I was a normal, functioning woman with cute throw pillows and scented candles. Now I'm like, "who cares what my roommate thinks? She doesn't matter to me, who is she going to tell? Neither of us leave the house anyway." It's like I had been living with my mother and I had outsourced all the emotional work related to taking care of myself to another person, except I have never done that before in my life as when I was living with my parents I pushed hard to be independent and wanted to be perceived by them as little as possible. I thought maybe I was just going through a phase or something, but it has been a whole year now and I'm worse than ever.

I don't really know what to do about this. I tried talking to a therapist, and she said it sounds like I might have an anxiety issue but before dealing with it she wanted to rule out some sort of cancer of the adrenal system and said I should go to my PCP yo get some tests done. That promptly did not get done, because I can't bring myself to care about my health for more than 3 seconds and have therefore not made an appointment. Has anyone experienced anything like this at all? How do I start caring about myself again? Ideally without having to fall back on relying on another person to get me to care again.
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>>5497
>she said it sounds like I might have an anxiety issue but before dealing with it she wanted to rule out some sort of cancer of the adrenal system
This sentence didn't so much give me whiplash as it attempted my explosive decapitation. Disordered sleep, onset of depressive behavior sprinkled with executive dysfunction? Yeah sure, here's a ticket clipped for an adrenal workup and if it comes back within the requisite number of standard deviations then let's say it's, uh, anxiety. Whatever - both we and her insurer will have to give her the benefit of the doubt since she's the one in the chair.

Alright so let's see: When you were motivated by shame, a need to escape, or some other extrinsic factor you were fine. Sounds like you've turned into a lump because you can't find any reason to care or the mechanism that permitted you to care has burned out.

There are two dimensions to this, one physical and the other of meaning. The obvious physical stuff aside, could be you've got some kind of executive disorder or other neurochemical issue that you were getting around by jamming outside shame where intrinsic motivation should be, not to mention the general guide-rail stimulus that comes with working your way through the regimented goals of a university course. (Sounds like it wasn't all the way smooth after that, especially since you mention that your friend would catch you burning midnight oil regularly enough that it was something she'd worry about on your behalf.) Brain glitches aren't something to immediately blame, but it can be helpful to remember that it takes way more work to look after yourself when there's a slab of malfunctioning meat fizzing betwixt your ears.

As for that side of things, the usual advice applies. Exercise, preferably progressive resistance training (no you won't get muscly like a guy would, you already know that very well) will absolutely help. Good nutrition will help. Sleep will especially, especially help, and even though getting away from a fucked sleep schedule when the caffeine cycle's got you in its grip is super hard, doing the other two things will help a lot.

But the main question that you're asking here is the most important one: "Why should I care?" It isn't enough to flop your meatsack around the world, you've gotta have a reason for keeping that thing running. You've probably already figured out that the usual Instagram bio shit is a scam, so where's that leave you in a world that's figured out it's way easier to just show JPEGs (WEBPs? That cancer kind of fits the metaphor better) of goods meant to temporarily substitute for satisfying things instead of ponying up the things themselves?

Physical factors aside, all the things you describe yourself doing might not seem to have much of a payoff - that's why you want to stop doing them - but in actual fact they produce that sweetest and most addictive of poisons: Incapability.

>oh fuck please no motivational speech
No speech. You're smart enough to know the thrust by now anyway. Find that thing that you need to do. Not immediate goals or self-care or whatever, but the thing that makes all that necessary as a means to an end. It'll probably scare the hell out of you, whatever it is, but you'll be constantly pulled toward it even as you try to run away.

>so what gives you the right to flap your fingers about this Anon
'cause it happened to me too. Miserable work, fucked/interrupted sleep, bad diet, no exercise, practically zero motivation to fix any of the above because I was really just sneakily running myself down any way I could find so that I had an excuse to not be capable of anything.

There was no sexy amazing autobiographical story to the turnaround, just me getting explosively angry and disgusted at myself. After that it was things anyone can learn: Seven Habits stuff, a diet overhaul, proper exercise that made me sore afterwards, and so on. I didn't like it very much but I liked the consequences of doing it even less. Take it a little at a time, but don't stop - it's the stopping that kills.

The more I do, the sneakier and more cunning those backsliding demons get. The only way to overcome them is to fight them methodically and sensibly each and every day.

There's something like that for you too, Anon, something more than "I can't let people I care about see me like this". Finding it is the most important thing you can do, at least next to the lifelong journey that finding it will put you on.

In the meantime, do what you can to get the physical side of life under control, however many tries it takes. Even if it seems pointless now. It'll all turn out to have helped a lot in retrospect, trust me.

Shotgun of a post that this is, I hope at least some of it helps.
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>>5498
>but I liked the consequences of doing it even less
Of not doing it. Time to take my own advice and sleep more, I guess.
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>>5498
Thank you for taking the time to write all this Anon, I really appreciate you taking my 4am fever dream post seriously.

>As for that side of things, the usual advice applies. 
All of this is good advice, I definitely need to be more physically active as I feel better in all ways when I am. If I can get over the hump it might make a positive feedback loop.

 >Find that thing that you need to do. Not immediate goals or self-care or whatever, but the thing that makes all that necessary as a means to an end. 
>There's something like that for you too, Anon, something more than "I can't let people I care about see me like this".
>Finding it is the most important thing you can do, at least next to the lifelong journey that finding it will put you on.
I guess this is my real problem. I don't have anything to live for? Don't get me wrong, I have no reason to die, but I already did all the things I wanted to with my life and i never had very lofty goals to begin with. I have lots of little goals, I want to get better at Splatoon but I'm not going to make my life about that. I want to clear more land for gardening so I can plant more food crops in my little space, but that's not a reason to push forward. I can hope that by taking better care of myself I can amend some of my messed up thinking and get to a place where I can find a purpose, but as is? I'm just living my life on cruise control, I want to maintain my standards of living and that's it really. I'm unsure if that's a moral failing on my part, but I'll definitely try to do more soul searching to see if anything is hiding under the mental rocks. Even if I find nothing, there's a part of me that is now embarrassed that I admitted to the internet that I'm living like a worthless blob and wants me to get my shit in order for that sake alone, so with luck I can at least plaster over the root problem for a little while longer.

Thanks again for reading all this. I wish you the best of luck in keeping your backsliding demons in check, as well as in your pursuit of whatever that thing is you found that gave you purpose.
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>>5500
This beautiful post number, and I cant even put spaces in the right place. Truly, doubles are wasted on the foolish.
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>>5500
>I'll definitely try to do more soul searching to see if anything is hiding under the mental rocks.
I found that the first part of the Seven Habits stuff provided a pretty decent method, which helps a lot. This sort of thing isn't something one can wholly think one's way out of, it's more a case of practice, and of having something to guide your practice.

I don't think what you described yourself doing is a moral failing so much as a form of self-medication. Something's wrong, but you can't tell quite what, or what you should do about it, and so you do whatever you can to try and relieve it, even if that just numbs it for a time. In the physical sense, this might take the form of someone abusing weak stimulants to salve an underlying executive dysfunction. In the spiritual sense, someone might become a workaholic to try and exhaust themselves mentally in order to avoid insomnia caused by a crisis of meaning elsewhere in their lives, or overeat to salve persistent emotional distress from dysfunctional relationships.

It's a fact that lots of people end up figuratively blowing themselves up to avoid what they should do. Some do it in a quick, sharp one-night bender, others take years. Some do it before they begin, others do it right on the threshold of their destination. Same result. I don't think this is wholly physical or mental, but something larger, and that's why it's important to recognize that you'll always meet this resistance even and especially if you're on the right track, and that the only way out is through it.

Anyway, imagine where you were in life before you blobbed out as a kind of exploratory base camp - somewhere you strike out from and can return to while you scout, but not somewhere you're going to permanently stay once you want to move. The camp metaphor works in other ways. For example, spending time and effort improving it can help you, but if you spend too much time just getting better at being where you are then you're by definition not going forth.

Seems to me that until now your friend was acting as a kind of beacon who helped you get back to camp. Think of her assistance, and of the structure and social guide-rails you had in university, as being a tutorial. But like anything with a tutorial, you eventually have to go and do it for real, and adapt to whatever twists and turns on the original material get thrown at you.

What's happening right now is that you got a little lost - which is expected when you're exploring, there are no maps - so your next task is to return and recover. It's not directly finding that meaningful thing, but it is something you need to do to eventually find it. Put like that, isn't it exciting to know that you're turning for home, that you can be back where you were, and that getting there will set you up to go forth again?
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>>5497
> I eat ice cream at 3 AM, I hardly ever work out, I order food for delivery far more than I should, I stay up until 5 or 6 in the morning, get an hour or two of sleep, then roll out of bed to go to work. After work, I just lie down on the couch and sleep for 3-4 hours, then get up and do it again.
Sounds liek you're living the dream, girl! Is your company still hiring?

>I just didn't sleep and drank 3 monsters over the course of the day to say going (I don't even drink coffee!)
That's indeed degenerate, avoid all jewish literal koolaids!
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>>5887
>Sounds liek you're living the dream, girl! Is your company still hiring?
I mean, it might sound like it on the surface, but I hate that I'm continually digging myself into a pit of worthlessness and hedonism, it isn't exactly the life I would dream for myself. I hate myself most of the time and I feel rudderless, I've had enough false starts at improvement now that I've pretty much given up on feeling better, what's the point of anything? Might as well just squeak by with minimal effort at work, log off, and then do fuck all until I have to work again.
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>>5887
>living the dream
If done by wholehearted choice and somehow producing a healthy, fulfilling, genuinely happy life then yeah, sure; sounds pretty wretched otherwise.

>>5891
Every false start is practice at getting started. The more you practice starting, the opportunities you get to practice keeping going. Even partial success followed by failure is better than the deeper failure of giving up. Don't give up. Never, never, never give up!

For whatever it's worth, I'm cheering for your eventual success.
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>>5891
Just contain your hedonism into a monoandrous relationship, find a quasi-productive hobby (botany in my case) and literally touch grass, don't want to sound like a boomer crystal hippie but nature heals and hiking helps you keep your butt at acceptable  shape without the need of sweating and groaning between 4 walls. I am currently almost perfectly content with myself being a lazy fat slob that can barely finish house chores while hubee is slaving away his best years to bring the bacon for my pork belly transplant. You will be surprised how much validation men can offer you if you just offer the bare minimum with minimal nagging, rudimentary gratitude and loving and caring attitude.
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>>5893
These are kind things of you to say, thank you

>>5897
I wish this would work for me, but at this point I don't think I could trust another person enough to be in a relationship. I am happy that it's working for you though, and I hope it continues to do so.
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>>5907
Apologies, did not intend to humblebrag but not being with someone doesn't negate finding value to yourself and being content with who you are. Don't want to sound like a 2nd wave  feminist but you need no societal approval to be a happy outlier, don't feel obliged to live up to lifestyle and employment standards set by normalfags, as a matter of fact I would not be happily married if I did given the current sociopolitical state, just focus on your hobbies, find quasi-productive things you like to fill your time with, retain a healthy weight that does not make you feel uncomfortable  or repulsive. Tbh honest I  am kinda jealous you seem to have enough independence to consider future reemployment,  cause personally I feel so pampered that thinking of going back to wagecucking triggers PTSD (the tumblr version, not the real thing).
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>>5907
>I don't think I could trust another person enough to be in a relationship
Did something happen, Anon?
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>>5912
Nothing to apologize for! It did not come across as a humble brag, and I am actually happy to know that it's working for you. I am sorry if it sounded like I was making a swipe at you with my response, that definitely wasn't my intention. I'm the kind of person who sees a happy couple and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe that's just because I'm a cuck, but any envy I once felt in such situations has long since evaporated. 
>Tbh honest I  am kinda jealous you seem to have enough independence to consider future reemployment
At the moment my job is one of the main things keeping me anchored. My boss is kind, I know what I'm doing, and I seem to be generally perceived as capable and in control. I was called "a magician" today after fulfilling a simple request. It keeps me focused on the task at hand so I'm not just sitting around all day, rotting. If the position didn't require an advanced degree it would probably meet the criteria for a lazy girl job, but for someone like me with those skills it definitely feels like one. I do wish the position was more fulfilling and that people let me say "no" to things, but I can live with those drawbacks. 

>>5926
I don't think my experience is very different from the experience of other women, I just have a very defeatist and pessimistic attitude about it. Giving up is easy for me, I'm extremely jaded, and as I said I'm basically out of motivation for self improvement so I don't intend to challenge those things about myself. I don't know how you all manage to trust your partners to not hurt you emotionally and physically, considering how common it is to face abuse, but I am at least a little in awe of your ability to feel happy and safe in your relationships. Happy too, definitely happy, but it feels so beyond my ability to do that it's very impressive.
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>>5940
>it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
 Also significantly wet in my caseI was a major relationship voyeur prior to finding my man and had I not I'd probably attempt becoming a career vixen due to it.
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>>5941
So she would have watched you fucking her man while you watched her loving him?
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I had a great thanksgiving this year. It was the first one I actually spent entirely alone. I made myself a pot roast, I roasted potatoes, had a big bowl of ice cream and just curled up on the couch to watch movies all day. It was a very relaxing and restorative day, and I've been missing days like that in my life. I hope everyone else in the US had a great holiday too.
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>>6071
Nice.
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are you a bad enough bitch to share your pornsick man with Neco Arc? do you even have a choice in the matter? sorry I got into the booze
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I can't compete
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>do you even have a choice in the matter?
My fault for marrying such a PRETTY BOY, innit.
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She's got those lips, she's got those hips
The life of every fuckin' party
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>>6664
He turkeyhandle her porkslope
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>>6657
>I thought I'd never get the chance to post this silly gif in my cuckquean folder.
The stars have aligned.
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>>6667
>Implying that Neco wouldn't just push Hisui off and make her watch while she claims what's rightfully hers.
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>>6679
I died
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>>6658
Me neither, but if we're lucky she'll share with us after she's had her fill?
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>>6703
of course this animation exists
of course this creature could effortlessly steal my man
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>>6703
>It's breeding.
>There's going to be more of them.
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I love you anons, never change
>>6705
I mean, canonically there's already a whole village of them.
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>>6711
>there's already a whole village of them.
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>>6704
>allowing her to steal your man
>instead of stealing her for your man
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>>6717
>steal her for your man
>he cant go back to human pussy after tasting neko manko 
>you complain to her that she should let you have a turn every once in a while
>her reaction:
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>Don't look at your wife. Look at me. Wife is temporary, AI Waifu is eternal.
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>>6731
>Tells Him To Leave His wife
Time to pack our bags, we aren't making out of this one.
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>>6711
Is it Gensokyo?
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>>6735
Gensokyo has a village in it.  It's not a village in itself.
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>>6737
Unrelated, but apparently ZUN now uses Gensokyo as a setting for his kids’ bedtime stories. I think about that sometimes.
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>>6738
Did he say anything about what the stories he tells them are like?
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I hope you haven't forgotten that you can't win
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>>6800 (checked)
She has taken everything from me, including the last little bit of contents that were between these antlers. I can't compete or even be angry anymore. I can only obey funni cat.
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>>6828
she is literally me
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>>6828
>>6829
I wanna watch Nokotan so bad.

It would've been worth watching just for generating cute antlergirl gifs but the chaotic up-to-eleven shitposting angle makes me want it more.

I need the visual stimuli of airheaded deer schoolgirl in my life.
Moved three posts over to our old terminology thread at >>1000
I don't really like how so much of the population of this board is men larping as women. It's kinda creepy.
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>>6884
A little nibble shouldn't hurt...
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She has arrived.
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>>6918
>"Bae come to class."
>i cant im deer
>"The vixen wants to flirt with me during lecture."
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>>6920
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Me patiently feeding our feline sex fiend after she exhausted herself milking my man dry.
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>>6931
>caring for a vixen with barely-above-animal intelligence
I'm not sure what to think about this, I don't even know if I should bother thinking to begin with.
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>>6932
>>barely-above-animal intelligence
finally, my intellectual equal
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>>6938
what did she mean by this
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>>6939
She has claimed your boyfriend and is now marking her territory
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>>6943
But by the law of antlers, Noko-tan would be the quean, not the vixen, no?

Perhaps she is doing a ritual dance to invite a woman to lay with her man inside. Perhaps she's vibing outside while Neco Arc is in bed with her man.
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>>6944
That's not her house, so she's obviously taking a stroll while her man and vixen are busy. A cuckwalk, if you will.
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>>6944
I like the headcannon of boyfriend cucking goofball with gooferball.
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>>6948
If Shika is goofball, and Neco-arc is goofierball, what girl is goofiestball?
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>>6950
My gut says Haruko from FLCL but that's probably because it had too much impact on me as a fledgling. Maybe Kagura from Gintama? Sailor Moon? Yoshiko from Aho Girl?
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>>6950
I wanna say either Tomoko or /Cuckquean/-tan herself, and I want to imagine a scenario where Shika's the intermediary quean-vixen between the three -- i.e. deergirl started cucking the original cuckgf, and is now being cucked herself by Neco Arc.

Basically it's the tardwife meme, except the tardwife is holding onto the leash of another tardwife, and that tardwife is holding onto the leash of an eldritch cat-thing.

That being said it really depends on what your qualifications are for goofiestball. While Tomoko and our Board-tan don't have nearly the same amount of chaotic energy as the other two, they do have big "I don't know what to do with my hands during the foursome" goober energy.
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>>6953
>>6954
My humble suggestion is Gachami from the Bishi Bashi series.
https://youtu.be/1XFmKMEhIn4
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Here is something that I have been thinking about recently: am I really getting cucked if she is LITERALLY me???
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>>6966
You've become the vixen, congrats.
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>>6966
Just as you can cuck yourself solo, you’d cuck yourself more so with a literally me to literally be, and I'm sure you agree that linking such kinky thinking to a slinky memecat vixen sinking slickly onto your boyfriend's prick to mix the drink you'll lick from her pink unlocks the brainrot that unknots the fraught thoughts that once fought her launching his monogamy all the way back to nought ‘twixt those taut, raunchy haunches and tight feline slot.
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>>6984
Absolute poetry.
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>>6950
If we are still taking candidates, I'd like to suggest Corona-chan. I never thought much of her beyond another instance of "They turned X into an anime girl. Hilarious!", but then I saw this video and wanted to watch her mount my man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI
The queen energy she exhales is crazy.
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>>6987
Our weeks-long threesome with Corona-chan was quite the experience.
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>>6987
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI
That video is a fever dream dredged up from my subconscious. I think my man still has yellow fever 😭
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not to drunkenly double-post, but deadly vixens are especially alluring to my broken brain.
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>>6984
This post gave my cancer subcancer and now my life has been saved, thank you. Also middle pic is ridiculously cute.

>>6987
>"Babe I'm horny, can you go to the store and pick me up a harem?"
>okay.tardwife
>Tardwife brings home a deer, a demented cat, and a foreign plague.
>Upbeat 90's sitcom intro plays.
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>>6999
A foreign plague, a deer, and a demented cat walk into a bar.
The foreign plague says "Bartender! I'm gonna fuck this deer's husband later tonight and I want some beer to get in the right mood. A six-pack of Corona, please."
The deer says "And I like snacking on something while I watch her drain the living soul out of him. Give me 6 tonnes of deer crackers!"
The demented cat says "I just need directions to the nearest federal building. I have a lot of time to kill while I wait for my turn. People too."
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Me and my boyfriend after the vixen goes home.
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Aww... I was curious to know more about the church girl. Did she know all that because she was into it, or was she just blackpilled as fuckkk?
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>>7019
>church girl
Did I miss something?
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>>7021
Logs say the poster deleted their own post; IIRC something about a shy church girl who knew a lot about the mistresses and other extramarital dalliances of various men famous and historical.
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>>7022
Ah. That certainly sounds interesting, but that's their choice I suppose.

Also,
>>7013
This is freakin' adorable to imagine. I also hate the fact that I can understand what's being said in the speech bubbles despite being an avocado toast boomer. Am I doomed to become one of those 'cool moms'...?
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>>7023
>Am I doomed to become one of those 'cool moms'...?
I wouldn't worry about that, Anon. On the bright side, there's no better inoculation against brainrot than your parents understanding or liking something that's supposed to exclude them.
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>>7024
>On the bright side, there's no better inoculation against brainrot than your parents understanding or liking something that's supposed to exclude them.
That's what I'm afraid of. Becoming one of those "I'm not like other moms, I'm a cool mom" that I knew growing up. I can still remember the dark days when teachers started printing out image macros and put them up on the whiteboard.

Let the zoom-zooms have their fun. I wanna be perceived as a glasses lady that likes bookclub and baking, dammit. And maybe, in secret, as the quean-translator who's consulting the dictionary while her husband rams into an early-twenties vixen.
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>>7026
Zoomrot will likely be a matter of archaeology by the time our children are old enough to meme.
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>>7027
Speaking of, considering the direction that zoomspeak if going, I wonder if the next generation will manage to create set of internet slang so complete and so unintelligible to the average english speaker that it will technically qualify as a different language. Imagine the birth of a new brainrot language called skibidish that can be used to form full meaningful sentences, but only if you're in the know.
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>>7030
Yes.
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>>7030
Ya baited me into posting this, hope you're happy with yourself.
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>>7037
Oh God, I understand everything she's saying. Please make it stop.
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>>7037
Brainrot and sister vixen? Which one of you made this comic?
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I don't know what's worse, being cucked by a brainrotten girl, or having said brainrotten girl call you on the phone to taunt you in skibish.
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>>7041
>quean'd by a younger, quirky girl
many such cases
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>>7040
Turns out I have more in common with her than I thought.
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I believe we finally found the 3rd goofball.
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>>7055
This isn't FAIR!!! How am I supposed to compete with THAT???
>>7013
Is it bad that I want to learn this lingo just to vex my boyfriend like that?
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>Mordekaiser es numer uno!!!!
>Hue hue hue hue hue
>Steals my man
I love when the memes bleed together. I hope everyone is having a great start to spookyseason
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>>7189
Brazil's existence now has one (1) justification, and I have one more (+1) proof of being cooked.

>I hope everyone is having a great start to spookyseason
I have come awake. Luv me snappy breezes, luv me warm spices, luv me dyin leefs, simple as.
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>>6829
>bicorned arguably straight/asexual girl constantly trying to loosen up her virgin tsundere gf while being retarded
Why is she not our mascot yet?
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>>7194
Because you already have /cuckquean/-tan, who may be retarded in other as-of-yet unexplored ways.
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I never had my husband cuck me IRL yet I'm so deep into this shit that even though I was a pretty runoffthemill  insecure jealous gf, now I simply can't even relate or even mentally depict on how other women don't find the thought of their man sexing other pretty girls hot.

This has not only somewhat socially isolated me but sometimes I really struggle to not reveal my powerlevel in my social circle and become a pariah weirdo. 

Am I too far gone or just irrationally horny due to the sexual frustration of never have lived up to my fantasy?
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>>7214
>Am I too far gone or just irrationally horny due to the sexual frustration of never have lived up to my fantasy?
Probably the latter. You just need a train.
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>>7215
>that pic
we do truly live in a society
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>>7214
It's natural to want to talk with others about what you love. I remember a cuckquean of olde (pre-pornban Tumblr era) who was into chastity; she mentioned that she had to be careful how much she drank together with her friends lest she start excitedly showing them her metal undies and yapping about how her husband kept her safely locked up while he was dipping his nib in strange inks.

That's just how it is to be built different.

>>7215
This image infringes upon my imagination's most cherished copyrights, and its creator shall be hearing from my fantasy lawyers soon.
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>>7214
>This has not only somewhat socially isolated me but sometimes I really struggle to not reveal my powerlevel in my social circle and become a pariah weirdo
Speaking of which I nearly spilled my spaghetti about it at work today. Male coworker who has more of an issue of hiding his powerlevel as a weeb made a ref about harem anime during casual conversation and a joke in its defence when our female and few whiteknight coworkers jumped on him for it. I made the mistake to laugh with it and tried to defend him with platitudes of the "as long as everyone onvolved consents it's ok with me" kind. Hope his ass is not dragged to HR, especially since my conscience would not allow me to NOT get involved with it.
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I hope you are all enjoying fall (or spring for those in Upside-down Land)
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>>7237
>our female and few whiteknight coworkers jumped on him for it.
That sounds miserable. Rats in an overcrowded cage.
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>>7214
I feel for you Anon, but maybe it wouldn't be as bad as you imagined? Its still a good idea to protect yourself of course, but I was always so scared of outing myself for such a long time and then a friend of mine casually told me she's dating a married man and his wife crocheted a little genshin creature for her when she went to visit him. I never would have guessed she would be down with that kind of relationship but shes so happy and the three of them get along so well together, it gives the warm fuzzies every time I think of them. The group has absolutely not ostracized her, if anything i wonder if she might have converted some of the others through example. I guess what I'm saying is what we want might not be traditionally viewed as normal, but if you have good friends who care about you and your happiness they'll love and accept you regardless. 

There's also part of me that wonders if quckquean is secretly more popular than it seems to be, it reminds me of when I felt so much shame about having a rape fetish only to find out every one of my girlfriends also had a fantasy and felt guilty about it. I don't think its as popular as that, but i feel like there are dozens of queans or protoqueans lacking terminology to describe how they feel, but maybe I'm just coping too hard.
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>>7246
>part of me that wonders if quckquean is secretly more popular than it seems to be, it reminds me of when I felt so much shame about having a rape fetish only to find out every one of my girlfriends also had a fantasy and felt guilty about it
As horrendous as it may sound both rape and especially polygyny have solid darwinically adaptive advantages. It's only natural for significant part of the population of both sexes to be instinctively inclined towards it. With rape it's like hybristophilia and being attracted to psychopaths, it just increases your chances that your descendants will be ruthless assholes and will be therefore more likely to survive and pass their genes, consensually or not. Polygyny on the other hand is based on preselection (and consequently hypergamy), which is a major drive for mate selection  in women, plus it kinda ensures not only easier access to high value males to recombine genes with but also increases the genetic value of the  ENTIRE DOMESTIC POPULATION by not only restricting reproductive access to "lesser value" males but also increasing the prevalence of top single digits percent of males' genes in it.
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Can't find the thread I originally posted but here's a summary and some progress:

>middle aged husband gets fat
>I start being attracted by [Ugly Bastard] tag by association
>tell him to go to the gym (so that I won't further develop any unhealthy fetishes)
>he goes and he likes it
>he gets serious about it
>couple of month later instead of losing he GAINS weight
>he's now full on Wario-mode strongfat
>his libido increases exponentially
>he utterly destroys me
>now I've pavlovianly associated sex with bulky dadbods
>can't keep up with his libido but out of principle not going to neglect spousal duties
>plot to find him a mistress to redirect some of the stampede away
>manipulate situations to bring him closer with a younger coworker of his
>successfully propose threesome
>keikaku (semi-)successful: he was now casual fuckbuddy relationship with coworker under my consent
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>his libido LAUNCHES UP
>he starts having sex with me even more frequently in addition to his flickups with his girl
>vid related
Have I WillECoyoted myself, /quean/?
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>>7270
RIP Anon, who independently rediscovered a variation of the Coolidge Effect.
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>>7277
Goals...
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>>7277
I've been lurking this board for years! Why am I learning about this just now?!

WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME?!
Have any of you lovely ladies been on Crystal Cafe before? I know it's out there but I've never really been to the board before. Is it any good?
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>>7307
Enough to pick up on things like the Raccoon Moidverse but no more; fem/r9k/ doesn't really hold my attention.
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>>7308
>spoiler
Dare I ask?
>>7307
Guilty of lurking there in the past. Don't anymore because it's absolutely horrible for my mental state for much the same reasons that cuckchan is. It's just a mirrored version of /r9k/.

If reveling in misanthropy of both the targeted and general varieties is your thing, I recommend it. Personally, I hate people well enough on my own and don't need any legbeards in my headspace telling me to hate them even more.
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>>7314
Thanks for responding. It sounds like I should probably stay away. I'm enough of a dysfunctional failure to be /r9k/ material but I don't think I'm hateful enough to want to be there and it would probs be bad for me to be exposed.
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>>7315
Touch grass, let your husband fuck your neighbor, don't let extremely online people define your life.
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>>7314
>absolutely horrible for my mental state
It's kind of amazing to feel it work. After just ten minutes of looking I noticed I was suddenly grumpy and miserable in that sticky way that only sloughs off with time.

>>7315
Good choice. If it had redeeming qualities as some imageboards used to then it might be worth the squeeze, but it'll just rot your brain as much as Twitter and give even less in return.
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>>7317
It's good to know that if you're ever feeling down, there are anonymous fetishists on the internet that can encourage you and give you sensible life advice. God bless you ladies.
I just know I'm going to come back to this post later when I'm not so horny and think it's totally deranged, but I really believe that if God loved us he would have made all boys shoot several liters of cum whenever they ejaculate. I need it so bad, it's not fair I can't have it......
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>>7349
Several liters may be impossible; but I've heard good things about feeding your man a diet with walnuts, pineapple, and lots of zinc.

There are also certain medications that are prescribed to guys for hormonal deficiencies, which happen to have the side effect of drastically increasing the quantity beyond what's naturally possible. Wouldn't recommend them unless he happens to have a legitimate medical reason, though.
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>>7349
Based and ostracodpilled.

>>7351
Lecithin (sunflower over soy, natch) will also help him really fill those condoms you secretly wish he didn’t have to wear with his vixens. Its bonus effects on milk supply mean it’ll be good for the goose as well as the gander should his increased volume and quality do the job nature intends on you.
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>>7352
I thought lecitihin was supposed to be pretty bad for you. The soy kind is a gross emulsifier; I don't know what the sunflower kind is used for. I wouldn't want to feed him something unhealthy just for fetish fuel.
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>>7357
You might be thinking of lectins (one i instead of two), which have some pretty harmful variants among them. The grade of soy lecithin shoved into processed American food as filler/emulsifier is also of concern because it assists many other sins (as would any emulsifier in its place) in addition to possible phytoestrogenic concerns. The grade one supplements with is okay, though.

That said, the various cum-increasing supplementation regimes one finds floating about on the Internet often do contain some highly questionable choices in highly questionable doses (pygeum and friends come to mind), so it’s wise to treat such things with caution.
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