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i got myself a rusted blade
and by blade i mean a bare butt ass naked blade
no hilt, no sheath
the only thing covering it is a layer of rust (very erotic)
i plan to restore it
polishing it will prolly solve the rust then ill have to work on making a hilt
i have a bone that i can use
i forgot where i found it
i think it was from someone's food
i bet it will be hella cool to have a bone hilt
tho ill prolly fuck it up since i have never made one before
the bone already has a hole going through it, so it should be simple enough to expand it with a drill until the bottom fits through
the real challenge will be to make it a straight hole
but its ok, if that fails i can always fall back on one of the dozens of unsorted pieces of wood i have lying around
but id need to use the table saw of someone's workshop bc i have never been able to saw parallel lines before
if i cant managed even that, then ig ill just weave a hilt with yarn over some pieces of cardboard, that looks like it will work out just fine in my head (im a shape rotator, see)
sharpening is the easiest part, i already have a stone just for that
it will just take 3 hours to do by hand since the edge is completely blunt
but ill leave it for last bc i dont want it to be sharp while im still applying other forms of medieval torture to it
before that ill have to also make a sheath
normally they are made of leather, but from what i gather, leatherworking is a much bigger pain in the ass than sewing
still, i should be able to find sth made of leather if i rumage through enough ppl's trash
hopelly it will be a piece long enough for the blade (it can prolly be classified as a short sword, but no, its not a machete, it doesnt have that gay curve at the tip)
i dont have an awl, but im sure i can poke holes on the leather with a hammer and a small nail and then sew it normally
maybe with a triple thread for extra sturdiness
if i cant then ig ill just make one out of several layers of fabric with a spine made of popsicle sticks so it doesnt end up floppy

all this is basically the job of finishing a blade, so if it goes well, ill try to forge one from scratch next
easy peasy should be done before the weekend

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got the blade polished
it is still severely stained by the rust, but there is no fixing it without grinding the whole thing down which would make it thinner and possibly damage it
still, the metal feels smooth enough now, so i might just paint it over later
or just leave it as is and call it freckled
btw i found the perfect piece of wood for the handle, and already made the design
i only sawed the wood so far, im gonna finish it tomorrow ig
use an angle grinder to get it in the proper shape
idk where to buy pins and rivets, so ill just attach it with glue instead
just gotta figure out which glue to buy
i see lots of ppl using epoxy, so ill see what the hype is all about
and ig thats basically all thats left
gonna also use the angle grinder to sharpen it when its done
oh yea there is still the matter of the sheath
i still havent secured a leather source, but ill keep looking

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no new updates bc i didnt do anything bc ive been sick for the past 2 days
i was wearing a mask and goggles while working to avoid inhaling rust precisely to prevent this shit
but i just remembered i havent changed the mask's filters in over a year
boowomp

ill resume my regular schedule of breathing wood dust when i get better

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ideal relationship tbh
i wish that was me

dont care

>>6799
That's not a very nice thing to say, don't you think?

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almost forgot to jeffpost
hiltmaking is back on the menu
im still not 100%, but im enough% that i started working on the knife again
i sawed the design i drew, used a grinder to get in a finer shape, then glued to the blade with epoxy
yea i aint pinning this bitch
there is still a gap since i just sandwiched the metal between the wood
i think ill fill it with some sort of resin
if that fails ig ill try to drip candle wax on it lmao
i oiled the blade bc i think it started rusting again
the catch is that i used the oil meant for my bike chain
better than the kitchen oil i tried at first before i realize it might not be osha-compliant
btw i found a pair a leather shoes that are about the right size for cutting and turning into a sheath, so lets see how well that goes

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ok hilt done
i couldnt find a resin, so i just used the jar of wood dust i had been keeping for the past 2 years bc i knew some day itd be useful
(it is still 90% full)
i made several layers of glue + dust until everything was filled
then sanded it to make it all smooth
now it feels good to brandish the blade
i applied a coat of paint and now its looking p good
tomorrow ill finally sharpen it then figure out leatherworking
i might even make a training stand by tying a stick with a bunch of wet newspapers like i learned in cdda

also i started practicing welding again bc ill prolly need to make my own hammer when i start forging
i found a thick lump of steel that might be usable as an anvil
but its hollow so idk if it will be able to withstand the [HAND OF JEFF] at full force

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i ended up making the sheath out of a torn tire i found
i got my hands on proper leather sheets afterwards, but i cant really be arsed to do a proper sheath now that i have one that is 'good enough'

my next project is gonna be to go on a hobo grindset and collect a bunch of aluminum cans and melt them to make goggles
idk how sandcasting works, but cant be too hard if illiterate redsmiths had it figured out 4000 years ago

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i just realized i have 2kg of flour that will expire within a week
so i have decided to start a cookiemaxxing grindset to get rid of it
ppl dont know it but im a very sugarpilled gigabaker sweetcel

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im restoring the jeffzone to its former glory finally
currently only tier 3 patreon supporters can view it and the new article i wrote
ill update the public address when im done restoring everything
also i watched s7 of rick and morty
i kinda forgot about it after s6
its p good, id even say lowkey kino
then s8
also kinoy
oh yea and i got a perfect on dadbattle on hard on FNF
i think i can 100% everything on week 1 on hard somewhat easily
maybe even the lemon demon songs
i forgot but i think i also had >98% on pico's songs, so i could prolly get a perfect on those as well if i tried

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empirically ik this is a fact, but is there any theoretical framework to explain why this is the case?

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i tried forging with scrap metal last week
not as tiresome as i thought itd be, but it is certainly loud
i had to buy hearing protection
also i couldnt find proper metalworking tongs so im using woodwork tongs instead
they suck
idk what im using as an anvil tho
i think its part of a truck's engine or sth
but that isnt important
its rectangular and sturdy, thats what matters

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we are so back
i finally restored my site
well mostly
some of the lesser pages are still in limbo
ill get around to it some time before ww4
truth be told, my site was already restore for my tier 3 supporters for like a month already
i was just too lazy to check and update the public address

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ideal gf tbh

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i shaved a few hours ago and now my skin is irritated
the west has fallen

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started playing factorio recently
this shit is like pumping heroin directly into my veins
god help me

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now i understand what normies mean by 'shouldnt have had the 2nd cup of coffee'
i suddenly feel a strong but vague sense of dread
maybe the cia is sending me fear brain waves through 5g towers
well i had like 3 full mugs in a row
so maybe that could have been it too
im not having an accelerated heart rate or anything
but yk when you wake up 11 am in a saturday but you think its a weekday and that youre super late for school?
imagine that feeling except it doesnt go away

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sometimes i just pick up my knife and hold it and somehow feel really good about myself

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women when they see me being racist online

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phew, new jeffpost just in time to say that i wrote sth this month

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finally officially added the mv cat to my site
i wasnt satisfied with its look before, but now i think its p cool

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i read a bit about the IRC spec
making a bouncer is slightly more involved than i first thought
ill have to at least pretend to lowkey be a server so when the client connects, since it needs to receive the loredump of server welcome messages
and keep a buffer of server messages while the client is offline
and occasionally reply to server PINGs with a PONG
im not sure if there are other types of server msgs that the bouncer would need to reply to immediately while the client is offline
and it is possible that some msg types will need to be modified when relayed to the client if they are received while it is offline
like im p sure theres a way to add a timestamp to a chat message so the client wont think it was sent literally this very instant when it receives it 5h later
other than that, ig its just a mitm while the client is online, which was easy to implement