Dear Single Ladies,
I am a worthless loser, genetical dead-end
A stupid little gooner whom no one can call "friend"
A broken little cogwheel who fell from the machine
A dirty little cockroach whose cravings are obscene.
And yet there is within me a light that must be shone,
A message that is holy and must be carried on,
I'll put it on my tombstone before I go to ground--
"I never stopped believing in love I've never found!"
I ask of you dear ladies, what is a loveless man?
A fruitless, drying sapling whose growth hardly began
A statue never sculpted, forever trapped in stone