Ahoy, lassie, usually I charge a guinea for my services... but a real pirate like yourself needs her fortune told for free now and then! Ask a question, and type [#][#]fortune without the square brackets. Post and receive your fortune!
I feel like a newfag how the hell do i fortune here?
>>1296 Like this Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger ##fortune
>>1299 ntayrt, but thanks nonny. Your fortune: Mundane Luck
>>1299 >>1301 Thank you, I'll be taking this information to the meta thread in order to suggest a gypsies crystal ball or soothsayer's fortunes thread Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon
>>1299 Oh I wanna try. Will I get fired? Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
>>1306 Good idea! Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
>>1317 Uh oh nonnie. Will tomorrow go well? Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
will i experience total victory Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing...".
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
how does it look for friday? Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
The heating stopped working and may not come back until tomorrow. I've got layers on and my wearable blanket but I'm fucking freezing nonnies Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
Will it happen this year? Your fortune: ポポポ～
>>1327 The fates want you to freeze harder kek. Hopefully your heat comes back soon. Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
Will it happen? Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
What shall I do? Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
>>1296 only us attuned to the psychic world can tell fortunes sorry nonner here is yours tho: Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
>>1296 DA but do you know what ntayrt means? I've been seeing it all over the place. Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>1348 and indeed you must consult the totem (read the meta thread)
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
will i get a hundred million thousand billion dollars and a super hot sexy boyfriend soon? Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
am I pregnant with a girl or a disappointment? Your fortune: Godly Luck
Do I have the flu? Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Will I find a better job within the next two years? Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
>>1380 Kek this fits so perfectly I don't even know what to say
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Am I going to get it together? Your fortune: The fates say, "Half-blessing..."
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
>>1453 OP messed up, take the } out too
>>1455 Yeah I was going to delete my post but for whatever reason the delete option just isn't showing up at all kek, no idea why Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Your fortune: Check your backups
Your fortune: Average Luck
How will it go tomorrow? Your fortune: Bad Luck
How will dumping my useless bf go? Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Will Monday go well? Your fortune: Regular Luck
Fortune teller, tell me my health prospects Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>1519 Please Your fortune: Disastrous Luck
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important Will today be good?
>>1520 holy shit nona, wtf >>1521 enjoy your mandatory lc pilgrimage
Alright give me the deets on my future love life Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>1527 hot
>>1521 if that was you, nice sonic totem dubs... I think
will he apologize to me soon? Your fortune: ポポポ～
will i achieve the things i have my heart set on? Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: ポポポ～ this morning better be good
>>1344 (OP) ##}fortune Will I move out of here this year
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today Will I move out of here this year
Checking my fortune in general Your fortune: Good Luck
>>1520 The fortune teller was right
>>1656 oh no, Nona...
What's my sleep deprivation outlook? Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Will I be able to resolve my problems? Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
>>1366 The fortune teller speaks truth
>>1666 CONGRATS NONA
>>1666 CONGRATULATIONS!!
Will things ever work out between us? Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
>>1692 With the track record of the fortunes being correct for other nonnies, I am now scared...
>>1693 dw theres always the /cuckquean/ board if the fortune turns out to be right
>>1693 It says to be careful, but it doesn't say that it's over. You're in charge of your fortune
>>1693 I haven't met a dark handsome stranger yet plus there's not enough data to tell if the fortunes are real or fake, unlike the sanic totem
Can I make it happen? Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
>>1729 Does “newfound vigor” mean yes? Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
Does she even like me as a friend Your fortune: Average Luck
>>1736 Knowing my average luck it's abysmal
Please don't make me voyage oh sacred soothsayer. Will my plan for Wednesday be okay or will I get murdered? Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Will my bellyache go away Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
>>1783 Thank you this answered my second question o wise one
Should I keep on talking Your fortune: Check your backups
I can feel it in my soul, March will be a good month for me! Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>1808 NO
How will my week go? Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>1846 Damn, report back if you meet him nona
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>1848 why is fortune teller being so mean at the moment!?
>>1848 Don’t worry me nonny, I’ll be your fortune teller Your fortune: Good Luck
Uhh, this will turn out fine, right? Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
>>1866 Kek, in this weather? No thank you oracle. Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
>>1866 Oracle says: FUCK NORTHERNERS >>1867 oof
>>1868 Kek, oracle wants me to get drenched instead of filling up sandbags (I'm assuming you're referring to our dear friend Alfred)
>>1882 I was gonna guess you're either in Australia or Madagascar, and since you mentioned Alfred you're probably not the nona in Madagascar. Good luck and stay dry pls! Your fortune: Check your backups
Will I be happy? Your fortune: Normal Luck
Will today be easy Your fortune: Normal Luck
Will I ever stop feeling so shit? Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
Looking for fortune input >>1920
Is it true that everything sucked after 2016? Your fortune: Mundane Luck
How will it go? Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point >>1955 I don't think opinions count as fortunes
Should I move? Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>1964 Oh my god, no fun allowed
What will continuing the grund and getting it done by Sunday lead to? Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>2025 AYE AYE!!
Am I retard Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Will it go well? Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Should I just delete him? Your fortune: Normal Luck
Will I be fine? Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
Power back on tomorrow? Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>2146 >3-5 days without power I'm so sorry nona... I'm not touching my investments, surely that's a safe bet? Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Well? Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
Should I try my luck? Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
>>2164 oh my god I understand it now. Is the luck for my endeavor good or bad? Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
Will BTC bounce back up soon? Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>2182 You thought you could escape me, nona?
Will I get everything done in time? Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
how will my night go Your fortune: Regular Luck
sex soon? Your fortune: Good Luck
Looks like everyone recently got good luck, now my turn to roll and see what I get (probably bad luck) Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
? Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>1344 (OP) Will I get out of here this year Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>2610 For good or bad? Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
>>2612 Dammit I hate this answer but it makes sense.
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
>>2670 please be true...
Should I send it? Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>2413 im trying again Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
>>3215 AHHHH!!!!
Am I ready? Reposted because of dumbassery Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
How will it go? Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
>>3417 Aww, that's sweet. Thank you oracle, I shall.
How will my financial management skills develop this year? Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
>>3419 I'LL TAKE IT
>>3428 Damn... it just got real
Is the plane I'm flying on tomorrow going to fall out of the sky? Or otherwise crash? Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3453 I'm sorry nona your flight is going to be boring.
>>3455 It's all army scrotes... I'll accept "boring".
Should I tell him to FUCK OFF? Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread
>>3533 I would die if this happened to me
>>3537 The worst part is that the answer is relevant to my inquiry. This fortune telling witch is too strong
Am I right to feel this way Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Is she going to feel better Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Why is it like this
I don't know how to delete. Why is life like this Your fortune: Outlook good
ok lets go Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>3545 the fuck is that
>>3546 It's thinking... maybe try again?
>>3547 ok lets go again Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
Will I be left alone now fr this time? Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Talking to HR today Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
>>3558 Things went well after all
How over is it Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Is anything interesting going to happen later today? Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
No but gimme a straight answer tell me something interesting will happen today Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>3573 nonnie i also wonder if something interesting will happen today if i get a good luck on this im giving it over to you too Your fortune: ポポポ～
>>3580 wow blessings of kirby! a good day is ahead.
>>3581 nevermind, no blessings. i had an anxiety attack. better luck now please Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Will I make it? Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Should I just leave it alone? Your fortune: Outlook good
>>3616 Nice. Ty based fortuneteller
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Is he really who I think he is? Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Will everything work out? Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
Will this ordeal be over with quickly? Your fortune: Mundane Luck
>>3663 Fuck no, reroll Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
will anxiety be a problem for me tomorrow? Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
>>3680 ok but what about tomorrow? Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
Did he learn the truth? Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind >>3681 Based fortune teller, giving you the power over your anxiety
RAAAGHHH!!!! Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Will things get better? Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread
How's my exam gonna go? Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
>>3799 Correct...
>>3801 oof...
Will I get over this soon? Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Does H show promise? Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
Will R suffer? Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
Should I get it done? Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>3849 Asking again for good measure... Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
>>3847 is this about the same r i hate Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
>>3817 I still passed! Yippie! will I pass the class, though? Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
lets go RAAHHHH Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
Your fortune: ポポポ～
give me the skinny on my romantic prospects Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
happy? Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
will my presentation go well tomorrow? Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3907 i was a little nervous at first but it did go well :D will tomorrow also be a good day for me? Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Your fortune: Regular Luck
Will job suck tomorrow Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
how will it be tomorrow? Your fortune: Godly Luck
4chan's future? Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..." >>3954 Nice.
Well? Your fortune: Bad Luck
AAA Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
gf this year? Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
bf this year? Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Should I skip work again? Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Should I move outtt Your fortune: Normal Luck
And what if I bunk off work tomorrow? Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
Will a hurricane hit the Austin tour date date? Your fortune: Check your backups
>>4216 Ok, so if a hurricane hits Austin, will the band make the Chicago date ok or will it be cancelled?
>>4217 Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit (sorry I was too dumb to ask initially)
>>4218 >Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit kek Godspeed Nona
Fortune teller, tell me my fortune Your fortune: ポポポ～
Am I getting my govt gibs? Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
>>4236 How did she know I was procrastinating….
Your fortune: Better not tell you now guide me...
>>4248 Well, I'll try again soon I suppose
will she be happy? Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
>>4248 ? Your fortune: Regular Luck
Will she? Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
Will it get easier? Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4277 Fortune teller, I'm exhausted, you can't do this to me. Will it pass? Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4278 It's never been more over
>>4279 fortune teller please save this lassie Your fortune: Check your backups
>>4280 She always gives me bad answers, I'm not meant for happiness
Should I?
>>4287 fuck Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
will i ever have true love? Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
will I get that apartment Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
Your fortune: Disastrous Luck
>>4308 >>4278 >>4277 All me. Kms
roll Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4311 Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4312 She's being really difficult at the moment huh? Please don't strike me down Your fortune: Normal Luck
will I be a good influence in her life Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Should I? Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
>>4335 now what the fuck does that mean?
will things smooth over tomorrow? Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
please say something good will happen soon im at my limit Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
Will it be fun and doki doki Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Should we do it Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Okay what about the other one Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
Are things going to get better or is despair my nature? Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
ist es over fur micht? Your fortune: Mundane Luck
please....please.....Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4372 Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
will I be able to catch the sale? Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
How's my last final going to go? Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Should I do it today? Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Give me the rundown, fortune teller Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
tomorrow's odds Your fortune: Bad Luck