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Grab ye a flagon o' ale and haul yerself a seat if ye can find one. Let’s parley 'bout ways t' make this vessel proper seaworthy. Ye’ll find that the meta discussion be goin' here...
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>>3815
rank my top five infights
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Should there be a vent thread made or should it be taken to the confession thread?
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>>4046
The dumbass shit thread seems to serve as the catch all, so you probably should vent in there unless it's about something bad you did. Then it'd be a confession
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>>4046
I want a vent thread
>>4056
advice thread maybe if you want help.

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Oi, mateys, any true pirate has some spooky stories to share! Strange things be seen alone at night on the high seas...

Share yer tinfoil theories, paranormal experiences, or other creepy stuff ITT.
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I'm actually responding to >>4220 kek but the "birth rate is plummeting" meme is everywhere. I was looking at getting Inzoi, and in the freaking steam reviews there's people talking about South Korea's birth rate dropping. It's crazy that it's everywhere, and yet I still don't see a problem with it. Isn't it good? I'm in agriculture >>4083 and we are always hearing that the population is gonna double by 2050 and how awful that will be for our sector and keeping yields high etc. So... isn't this good? Good, let's keep a stable population, why not? And yet everyone pearl clutches about it.
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Saw this and thought of our human meat conversation earlier.
I also don't get the new hysteria on low birthrates. I remember growing up and seeing the media always complaining about high population, and how they are doing a 180? Why? Do they just like controlling how people reproduce or what?
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>>4283
Governments don't like the implications of having fewer taxpayers. The line must go up.
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um. what’s this

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Aye it be time for a new thread, mateys. The first one be locked.

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>>4686
I've thought for a while that there's one admin and that admin also does most of the moderation with maybe a few loyal farmhands left. I don't hat them for it or anything, Cerbmin started off well and there has been improvements, I just wish they would be honest with us.
>>4633
Because I think the term bpdemon is retarded. And on the board and in general it's mostly used to demonize other women. Not the thing it should be demonizing. BPD males
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>>4688
BPDemons, Bippies, whatever they're called, they're all annoying freaks, whether they're people or moids, as long as they have BPD they are gonna be retarded and nobody is gonna give a hoot about them. I like saying BPDemons because it irritates them, the same way I like to call moids moids because it irritates them.
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>>4689
do you know that many people with bpd anon? Why do you feel the need to piss them off?
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>>4690
I worked in a mental institution for 18 months and I have a lot of frustration built up from it. I'll probably be agitating bippies for fun until I'm in my mid-40s. Hopefully by then I'll have worked it all out of my system. Keep me in your prayers.

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ahoy me-nonnies! this be for all ye' bilge and whatnot.
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guhhhh i thought i was done with all my classes but then i only now realized that i have a whole ass project that i need to do for one of them that i was not informed of until now, so i gotta complete it in like two days :chiyocooked:
i just wanna be lazy already and not worry about school anymore damn it
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I put my dumbass thoughts in the confession thread twice because I'm tired and then I couldn't even move my thought here because I got too busy and now my dumbass thought it's old and I feel weird sharing it
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am i dumb for not noticing this thread watch feature here until just yesterday? it's actually pretty neat, i wish they had something like this on lc
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>>4630
I saw it, but I wasn't sure what it did, so I didn't click it. So it just adds a little thread watcher doohickey to my screen so I can quickly refer to threads, very cool.
A newfag found my favorite mmo and has been spamming the newbie chat with bullshit ever since joining. He literally needed someone to send him the url to the website of the game he was playing. And ofc instead of just telling him to google it instead of being retarded, everyone falls over themselves to spoonfeed him like literally sending the URL. Oh my god, have we as a society forgotten how to gatekeep or what?? This fag isn’t going to be useful to the community if he needs his hand held through every action.

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Captain's asleep, post parrots. Other fancy fowl are welcome as well.
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>>4519
Yeah I could never personally kill any of the poultry that my family raises. My mom and dad are usually responsible for taking care of that, and I'm very thankfully that they do the gross stuff because I could never kek.
It is really nice having your own meat to eat though because you know everything that went into raising it, so you don't have to speculate about what their living conditions were like or what they were eating before they died. My family also raises pigs and cows, but those are sent off to slaughter houses because they're way too big to care care of ourselves. I've had to learn not to get too attached to any of our animals though. When my family first started raising livestock when I was maybe 10 or so I ended up really loving our pigs, so when they had to go away I cried a lot. I still miss Wilbur a bit, she was my favorite pig... :chiyocry:
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>>4570
Awww poor Wilbur...
I have too many roosters and that can be bad for the hens (because they get overbred and it's stressful for them) so I've been telling myself I can do the roosters at least.
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>>4603
Yeah roosters can be total assholes as well, so I probably would have less reservations about killing them compared to hens. I say this, but I still would still get too squeamish about the whole thing to ever go through with actually killing them kek. Maybe you could ask someone to help you out with the process if you are gonna do it at some point? I feel like once the heads are off and it's put in hot water to scald for a bit, it's a lot less disturbing to see the dead chicken, so if you get someone else to do those beginning steps it might be more tolerable to handle the rest.
>>4603
If they're young, you can sell excess cockerels to other homesteaders.
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>>4629
That's a good idea. I could even sell them as meat birds. I was thinking about selling hatched out chicks since a lot of people don't want to go through incubating them. I kinda enjoyed that.

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Post all yer booty of anime and manga from the lands from the rising sun.
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>>4015
… I was just thinking I should finally finish Paranoia Agent. Hivemind real.
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Anyone here watching any animus as of late? 
I finally got back to watching Watashi no Ashinaga Ojisan/ My Daddy Long Legs after a long stint of not watching anything for a while. Idk why I stopped watching it honestly it’s very cute imo :D I wanna check out more World Masterpiece Theater shows after this. I know they’re currently doing a remake of Anne of Green Gables, but I didn’t even really like the original show so I probably won’t bother with watching it. Maybe I’ll check out A Dog of Flanders or Dororo. My watchlist is never ending I swear kek
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>>4606
Their designs are so cute, I might watch the show based on this one image. What is it about? I
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>>4614
Basically it's about this girl named Judy Abbot (the redhead one) who is this energetic and excitable girl that has spent her life living in an orphanage. It's only until one day some mysterious rich guy (who she refers to as 'Daddy Long Legs' because of his tall shadow that she saw as he left) offers her a scholarship to attend this fancy all girls boarding school. The only requirement for her is that she has to periodically send him letters talking about her life as she attends. The rest of the story then follows Judy as she attends school, gets to meet new people, and has fun living a fancy life that she has never experienced before.
I'm still pretty early into the show as I've only seen 8 out of the 40 episodes so far, but I think it's pretty enjoyable! Definitely has some melodrama here and there, but otherwise it's a pretty comfy show to watch if you're looking for something cute to enjoy. I'd check it out if you're curious. I'll link the OP/ED here since the music is pretty nice as well https://youtu.be/pGx-ZJPfLdQ?si=bP7ALPakbKDNF27t (Also please don't mind the shot of her in the bath and the weird upskirt shot in the OP, I swear it's not that kind of show kek. I could just be paranoid because those moments are pretty innocuous looking, but I worry that it might give the wrong
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>>4620
Don't worry nona, I'm use to anime so the illfitting fanservice did an otherwise innocent show isn't new to me. This looks really cute though, I'll be picking this up. Thank you for sharing! 
As for me it's been too long since I watched anything new. Nothing has sparked my interest in a while.

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This thread is all about selfcare!
Bought some new lipstick from the local merchant? Need advice on how much sun and salt water is good for skin? Have you been getting stronger hoisting the sails every day and want to celebrate? 

Talk about your beauty, body, self care and self improvement journey here. 
This includes skincare, makeup, hair, and overall body care. 
Please suggest changes, if anyone is unhappy with my thread making.
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>take morning dose of methylene blue before leaving the house
>while outside people keep doing double takes and looking at me twice
>see self in mirror a few hours later
>my lips, teeth and tongue are blue
:chiyolay:
I got a red light panel, will update yall on how good or not good it is.
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>>4498
Eagerly awaiting your updates nona. In the mean time, care to share what panel you bought specifically?
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>>4504
I got the hooga pro300
>>4498
I've done 2 treatments of 5 minutes. I'm aiming it at my face, neck, and chest. Currently I feel like it's just drying out my skin... It feels almost like a sunburn afterwards. So I've been using a serum in the morning and at night instead of just at night to compensate lol. 
I have some fine lines developing on my forehead, and some discoloration on my chest from a bad sunburn. I'm preganon so I can't just use retinoids... Which is why I'm using the red light panel.

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Yarr me maties, what be yer usual ways o' entertainment? Be it the magic box or playin' games, if so which ones? Spill the beans, arr!
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Opinions on Silent Hill F? I’m looking forward to it. It’s funny seeing fanboys shit their pants because it’s set in Japan
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< Are books allowed ITT?

I've been getting back into reading and want some old corny sci fi. Do any nonnies read that kind of thing and have suggestions? I read The Many Colored Land and have read nearly everything C. J. Cherryh has written for context of what I like.
>>2580
Its interesting but I wish it was a standalone game instead of part of the SH franchise. A lot of SH's spin off games in general would've been better as standalones. I don't remember much of SH: The short message though sakura head's design was pretty memorable. I wish big game studios weren't adverse to making new horror games again instead of milking out the success of longstanding series as much as possible
Tamriel Rebuilt is getting a release in May so it’s time to reinstall morrowind, nonnas
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I've been playing MUDs because it's something I can do at work while we're in our slow season. Any other nonnies play? It's mostly older people, and they're nice and chill.

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Our ship be in need of cooks for out long sails. Post yer recipes and culinary misadventures.

I learned to make chocolate chip cookies, and then I figured out that I can bake them in the microwave instead of the oven. Now I have a batch of raw dough in the fridge that I can scoop up whenever I feel like having a fresh cookie.
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>>4059
How did this go? Whenever I try and feed offal to my cats they don't even try it. so I'm curious either way. Whether you ate them or whether you fed them to the cats.
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>>4433
I fed the offal to my cats. One of them was only interested in eating the heart and the other cat ate everything.
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>>4440
NTA. I have a cat like that too, that will just eat everything lol. Duck giblets sound fucking delicious though, next time send em my way
It’s rainy and cloudy and I got a nice pot roast with potatoes and carrots in my slow cooker. Life be cozy!
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>>4588
That sounds delicious and cozy. I've been too lazy to cook recently, but this post has inspired me. I'm going to make a roast tomorrow too. Thanks nona! I hope your roast turned out as tasty as it sounds

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Confess yer wrongdoings, open yer hearts, and speak the truth of yer misdeeds ye scallywags!
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>>4554
The photo was heavily edited and filtered, which made it ambiguous enough that the mods would just think I'm schizo. I'm sure he's already been banned for something else, his edited pictures might not clock him but his personality will
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>>4557
fair fair. how come he was posting his face to lc though?
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1) watching incels desperately try to insist women have all the power and yet still writhe on the ground over us not fucking us as they scream we are oppressing them makes me laugh. “like you’re killling ussssss… have sex with us nowww.. you have all the power but your body our choice…” i fucking love the male loneliness epidemic. and i hope men angry to see women shining through their oppression who have nothing to blame their failures on keep being so retarded. they have all the privilege and want all the oppression and god i hope they all kill themselves over it while the women they’ve tortured over centuries are now forged like iron and continuing to be stronger smarter and better than them in every way. every time i see some man try to claim some cis woman has privilege over them in every way i just die laughing inside. we don’t, we just aren’t pathetic like you and won anyways. meanwhile you who had everything handed to you and have no excuse have to pretend society is opposite world to cope. why would that make ME unhappy? it’s also so useful that scrotes will develop these beliefs and they’ll repel women further like yasss sort yourselves for me so i don’t even have to talk to you!
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>>4579
and 2) i am secretly aware that one of my exes friends was in love with him and hated my guts and wanted to be me. not because i’m great literally because i just got to live the life he wanted to. skinwalks an old version of me to this day - again not cos i was a style icon, it’s even weird to be as outdated as he is at this point. because that’s what he thinks my ex wants and even though they aren’t even friends anymore because how could a friendship survive someone being so weird to his friends gfs like not just hating them but openly trying to take their spot in public. this does not offend me. this makes me die laughing. sorry you couldn’t conversion therapy your own friend into wanting you and acted so creepy i felt bad for a man for a second. i know if i saw him in public and did an up and down and said nothing it would be enough to ruin his life and it’s funnier that i have literally never acknowledged it. that is the worst thing i could have done to him. he prepared himself for the skin walking accusations so he could have an excuse to fight with me finally and they never came i just continue to not acknowledge his existence. once men develop any sort of jealousy towards women in any way it’s so pathetically and openly over for them every single time. i hope he never stops because i think it’s funny his resentment of me when i did nothing ruined his life his relationship with his ex gf and his enti
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>>4565
He used it as a reaction image to something along with his own reply. It was clearly a selfpost too. Self centered

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