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Grab ye a flagon o' ale and haul yerself a seat if ye can find one. Let’s parley 'bout ways t' make this vessel proper seaworthy. Ye’ll find that the meta discussion be goin' here...
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Are zucchini and captmin different mods?
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>>5119
Yes, just like cerbmin is 3 people.
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>>5120
Yeah but instead of Cerberus it's much cooler, like Scylla.
captmin, what's the course of action if the bp posters come here? do we report them right away? spoilering so i don't manifest evil
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>>5216
Report and ignore would probably be the best strategy. Hopefully they fuck off to CC instead though

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Yarr me maties, what be yer usual ways o' entertainment? Be it the magic box or playin' games, if so which ones? Spill the beans, arr!
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I treated myself to a tribute64 controller and a USB SNES controller. Does anyone have any recommendations for hidden gems on the NES, SNES and N64?
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Watched picrel last night for the second time after a few years and I had somehow completely forgot it was a musical. Very good, reminds me that I need to listen to more Nastyona and Korean music in general.
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Dropped pic but my browser is being difficult and not letting me scuttle.
May as well talk about games while I'm here, so recently I've been getting into more niche YN fangames and my favourite so far has been Yuque (second picrel), I'm only halfway but it has the same feeling as playing YN for the first time while being very distinct. Some of the environments make me very emotional for some reason, really a stellar experience so far. I'm pretty sure this is one of those fangames that have suspended development so have no ending which is a bummer but I'm happy with what's there. Highly recommend.
>>5238
I don't have any hidden treasures to recommend, but play Yoshi's Story! It's short and cute and fun
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>>5256
Thanks for the rec. I'm downloading it now.

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Aye it be time for a new thread, mateys. The first one be locked.

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>>5274
First one is sarcasm but the second one is strange
I've seen a few tranny self postings happening lately so that's what I'm assuming rather than handmaidens.
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>>5265
everyone that talks about a similar topic get turns into a personalityfag by the userbase. it's exhausting having to watch what you post in case you upset someone and they try tracking you down
The Amerifag thread has progressed from "everyone who disagrees with me is a moid" to "everyone who disagrees with me is a tradthot" and now "everyone who disagrees with me is the CIA"

>>5276
I've noticed a few extra troons around. It's mainly in the gender ideology hate thread in /ot/ and could just be the same tranny ban evading.
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>>5280
Puritans are obsessed with pigeonholing and labeling

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Ahoy, lassie, usually I charge a guinea for my services... but a real pirate like yourself needs her fortune told for free now and then!

Ask a question, and type
[#][#]fortune without the square brackets. Post and receive your fortune!
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Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
So tonight's plans will yield...?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
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>>5247
Oh dear :chiyoalarm:
My exam monday will be good, right?
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
will it get better tomorrow?
Your fortune: Good Luck

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ahoy me-nonnies! this be for all ye' bilge and whatnot.
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>>5249
NTA but I'm so jealous of you, hedgehogs seem like unreal faerie creatures to me. Grass always greener eh?
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>>5250
They are kind of neat and that they are nocturnal kinda adds to their faerie mystic. I only saw him in the middle of the night nibbling on the cat food I left out.
>>5249
Ayrt and hedgehogs sound so cool! All mine are just evil little critters who go after my chickens... I wonder if you could set up a night cam to catch more.
testing
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>>5261
Wow!

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This thread is all about selfcare!
Bought some new lipstick from the local merchant? Need advice on how much sun and salt water is good for skin? Have you been getting stronger hoisting the sails every day and want to celebrate? 

Talk about your beauty, body, self care and self improvement journey here. 
This includes skincare, makeup, hair, and overall body care. 
Please suggest changes, if anyone is unhappy with my thread making.
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>>4770
Oooh that's a good idea. I hate honey, but I don't like sweets. So maybe it'll be a nice switch out.
Hey, MB anon here. This is a bit of a belated review since I wanted to do this at the two month mark but I lost track of time (my bad). Besides some of my initial thoughts on the products I've been using, there isn't a whole lot else to say. The topical balm is by no surprise not performing any miracles. Maybe with more long-term usage some of the anti-aging benefits will become more apparent, but as its been thus far - the very faint forehead lines I started with haven't drastically changed in appearance. Because the lines I have are so faint, it's hard for me to really tell they're there sometimes and other times I think they've gotten worse (which has led to me recently biting the bullet and using retinaldehyde) but I'm willing to keep MB in my routine in the off-chance it'll help down the road with maintenance. The tallow formulation I'm using from Meraki is ass though, and once I'm done with my jar I'm planning on switching to a MB moisturizer formulation from either Bluelene or just mixing my own drops into a ceramide moisturizer or something. I do want to note that I've been very consistent with my topical application and have been using it mostly two times a day. I know I initially expressed some concern with my skin dying blue but that hasn't really been a problem. With the tallow formulation I've been using, it has a lot of essential oils that I suspect has been breaking me out here and there. It's nothing too severe - just maybe one or two mild red bumps that form 
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>>4856
Thank you for this breakdown! I'm doing the red light therapy, and I have the same "problem" in that the lines I'd like gone are pretty fine. I think they fluctuate more based on my hydration than anything else, at this time. It's interesting that you've noticed more hair growing on your face, and how that can be a benefit in some cases like your eyebrows.

Thanks for running these various experiments, especially with the comparison to hydrocortisone.
>>4856
I'm the other MB anon and it's interesting to hear about it's effects when it's applied topically. It's something I've never considered. I'm wondering if mixing it with coconut oil would help with scarring. I'm now taking 50 drops a day orally without any problems.
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This is about exercise but I guess it counts. I really enjoy cycling but right now I've been using my bike on a tacx neo trainer and doing my exercise indoors because I've just had too many problems with cars, peds, etc out in the wild. So I've been using Zwift (added a screenshot) on my apple tv hooked to the tacx neo (picrel so people know what the heck I'm talking about).

My issue is I cannot ride hunched over anymore, I just can't. It sucks and it hurts. I'm tired of trying different saddles to see if they don't hurt as bad, they all do. So I want a recumbent. I could get a recumbent that hooks up to the tacx neo, but the cost of recumbents I'm seeing is like $1500. Which... ok. I think the footprint of it being in my living room would be huge, too.

So there's also an entire recumbent stationary bike which is like $1200. But it has a way smaller footprint. I can't take it outside, but I'm not sure I'm gonna want to, anyway. If I get it, I could always sell the tacx neo and maybe even make the whole cost back.

Alternatively I can get a $300 recumbent bike that I can still use with Zwift but have to manually change the resistance. But I'll have no idea if it's a piece of shit or not or if it's going to break. Also the resistance is really light. Penny wise and pound stupid? 

So should I... Go for the most flexible option of the recumbent bike plus the tacx neo? Go for the all in one option? Or go for the cheapo?

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Only a fool would post while inebriated. It's best to keep it to this thread.
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>>3252
KEK, thank you nona for your service
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shhhh don't tell anyone that i'm sober while posting here. i just thought that this meme was apt for the thread lol
Drinking a miller highlife rn. Should I be concerned about the corn syrup in the ingredients? It's not high fructose but still...
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>>4857
Probably not, because surely the yeast will eat it all. I've honestly been thinking of getting into brewing to avoid certain ingredients though, so I know how you feel.
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ATTENTION
I am drunk. I am soaking in a hot bath with rose scented bath salts. I am eating a burger and fries and drinking a full bodied, buttery chardonnay. It pairs well with the fries. I WILL continue to get drunker. Thank you.

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Oi, mateys, any true pirate has some spooky stories to share! Strange things be seen alone at night on the high seas...

Share yer tinfoil theories, paranormal experiences, or other creepy stuff ITT.
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>>5058
Really? This is the first time I've seen him mentioned on an imageboard. I didn't even know he was trying to expose the illuminati either. Huh, guess I should look more into it.
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>>5066
You didn't see Carrey-chan posting on LC?
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>>5066
yeah there’s a viral video of him doing some mocking tongue thing on a late night show. >>5180
yeah this is why i brought it up cos it’s interesting. what he did is despicable and he should fade into obscurity. but so many people have done so much worse. why him? why on an image board? why this timing?
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>>5189
>She doesn't know who Carrey-chan is
go find out newfag lmao you're in for a wild ride
>>5189
I concur with the other anon, I hope you find the document she made in your search

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Ahoy thar! If you check yer maps you'll find that there be an X that marks this here spot! Aye, though there be no jewels you'll find a real treasure trove of enlightenment. This enchanted place is one where ye can give and ye can recieve.
<The rules be simple, be kind and courteous to ye fellow crewmates
Hark! There be faefolk about! Do not divulge ye personal, identifiable information or ye shall be kidnapped and forced to join their wicked, nightly hunts forever!
I know by the time that nonas actually answer this it will be too late. But if somebody leaves a puppy on their porch for hours, even through a thunderstorm, it's actually your dog, then, isn't it? Like it's morally correct to just take the dog? Because that's what I'm going to do
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>>5144
I probably would have done the same thing, legality aside. Be mindful that they might have a ring camera at their door. The legal way to punish them for this is reporting them to animal control. Check the laws of you local area, though.
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>>5145
Yeah my roommate convinced me it was best to bring her back after the thunderstorm passed. It would be really awkward to take her on a walk past the house from which she was stolen. The thunderstorm part made me mad, though. There was half dollar sized hail, like what the heck. And there were 4 cars outside. I tried knocking on the door first, but no one answered. Why would you leave a little 4lb puppy outside for that? Not even fenced in, just sitting on a porch? They said they forgot she was outside when I brought her back. I'm trying to be friendly though and not a huge asshole about it. The puppy is super friendly and sweet, too. She was a total lovebug, just wanted to sit in everyone's lap and be pet. Super skinny, too. Animal control here is swamped with stray and feral dogs, but we filed a report anyway.
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>>5135
In the hypothetical, it was a grey area that is wrong to anyone who heard about it in detail but boils down to he said she said. I guess the question really is, because he has escaped and gotten away with it, how do I move on. Because the rest of my life has begun and you’re entirely correct that I’m filled with rage about it.
>>5148
You did the right thing. Keep a really close eye on them. Try to report things a soon as you can. Forgetting a puppy outside is such a big red flag, plus all the other things you listed, I'd be worried too. You can slap look up laws in your local area related to leaving animals outside, neglect, etc and report them to the non emergency police number.

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And if ye be a landlubber lookin' to set sail into webdev, coding, or general computer related things, fear not! We be a friendly crew. 

If ye be wantin' to discuss a new IB, here be the place.
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ovarit's url redirecting to a substack. how annoying.
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What the fuck is this shit?
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So, anyway, about that other IB...
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>>5101
Which one? The witch one or the pearl catcher one?
I'm installing Arch on a new drive and doing it manually because I don't like how the script partitions the drive. lsblk isn't showing all drives so I'm wondering if the BIOS settings are wrong.

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