Ahoy, mateys! - First Mate
Grab ye a flagon o' ale and haul yerself a seat if ye can find one. Let’s parley 'bout ways t' make this vessel proper seaworthy. Ye’ll find that the meta discussion be goin' here...
>>9893 Sorry for the posting delay, my VPN got banned from posting. Funny, I could still mod. Though I would prefer to keep my browsing habits private, I like to at least be aware of recent events related to us.
>>10117 As intended. Send me an email with your VPN's details or an IP you were using and I can unblock it.
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>>10590 It worked!
This first mate got a little trigger happy! If you got banned during the scuffle on deck, it was reduced to 1 day and you can appeal it.
The seas are turbulent and you've found yourself marooned! Previous thread >>8258
LC feels so dead lately. /Snow/ moves at a snail's pace and the other boards aren't much better.
>>10919 good
>>10918 >if it just applied to posting it would be less annoying That would require a competent admin that is actually able to properly configure things. Sadly, those are exceptionally rare.
>>10922 i think it’s better to dissuade moid attacks. especially if there’s a way for nimu to ban them from viewing the site, not being able to view it on vpn either is good
>>10919 When it took almost a week to get a new Dana thread i really felt it. I don't want lc to die...
Ahoy, lassie, usually I charge a guinea for my services... but a real pirate like yourself needs her fortune told for free now and then! Ask a question, and type [#][#]fortune without the square brackets. For a 3-card tarot pull, type [#][#]tarot3card without the square brackets. Post and receive your fortune!
Ten of Swords Painful endings, deep wounds, betrayal, loss, crisis. Nine of Wands Resilience, courage, persistence, test of faith, boundaries. Page of Pentacles Manifestation, financial opportunity, skill development.
>>10846 Your fortune: Good Luck
Should I give up
Page of Swords New ideas, curiosity, thirst for knowledge, new ways of communicating. The Moon Illusion, fear, anxiety, subconscious, intuition. Queen of Wands Confidence, charisma, independence, determination.
#Will I ever be successful?#
Ahoy! The legends of Pirate-tan and her friends be immortalized here in this gallery. Observe the legendary visages and share tales of the souls Pirate-tan has crossed paths with on her voyages! Any legendary board-tans and related characters belong in these halls, so long as they be chummy with our beloved pirate mascot. And do be wise to keep any unsavory images spoilered.
Dehussy
This thread is all about selfcare! Bought some new lipstick from the local merchant? Need advice on how much sun and salt water is good for skin? Have you been getting stronger hoisting the sails every day and want to celebrate? Talk about your beauty, body, self care and self improvement journey here. This includes skincare, makeup, hair, and overall body care. Please suggest changes, if anyone is unhappy with my thread making.
>>8745 I have been a hikki slob for the past 4 months. I used to at least stay on top of my physical health despite being a NEET.
>>9189 Start again, matey! Ye can do it!
I wanted to improve my circulation and bone density because osteoporosis runs in my family. Bought a vibration plate and it's pretty cool so far. It's helped my wrestles leg syndrome and my legs feel less heavy after runs! >>9189 Never too late to improve your life
>>8745 I've been eating a lot of veg and wholemeal breads and grains instead of white recently. I also did a sheet mask and got my hair done a few days ago.
HEALTH GOALS! >no quick food! This includes make your own bowls like cava and chipotle >no eating after 8:00pm >no sweets beyond the honey in my coffee >>9869 Nice nonny! I've always loved veggies but proteins are hard for me. My meals the past month have been mostly protein and fibre, cuz I'm trying to get away from carbs and sugar in general. Do you do anything special with the wholemeal breads or do they just compliment your meals?
Oi, mateys, any true pirate has some spooky stories to share! Strange things be seen alone at night on the high seas... Share yer tinfoil theories, paranormal experiences, or other creepy stuff ITT.
>>9173 I'm a follower of Chuddha. I think nothing happens after death. Or before.
>>9239 Then why are you in the paranormal thread
>>9460 Chud Buddha is a paranormal creature, like a cryptid
This has been posted on various conspiracy boards but it hasn't received much attention at all: Why is nobody talking about UNICOM? I believe UNICOM is "Big Tech" and works closely with "Big Pharma". >Bought Mercks', one of the largest pharma companies, former headquarters >No information about them online whatsoever (they're NOT affiliated with Unicom China) >Extremely generic Wikipedia page and website. No controversies >They have a division called US Robotics. They have an AI division. They have a finance and real estate division. They work for the government >They make modems and routers. FCC banned foreign-made routers >They're also located in the UK, Ireland, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Finland, India, Australia, Singapore, China, >All of their divisions have names that can easily be obscured in search results in order to be more low-profile ("Eden" will give you the 2024 movie, "USR" will give you the /usr Unix command, a Romanian political party etc) Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UNICOM_Global Their website: https://www.unicomglobal.com/ This Reddit post, has some links which you may find useful: https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1hc56ll/drones_consistently_over_this_area_anyone_got/ Partnership with Intel, working on AI together: https://youtu.be/mJIE389dJcU In their channel you'll see that they also attended many NVDIA conferences, Cisco Conferences, Dell conferences, Black Hat USA conferences, the OCP EMEA Summit sponsored by picrel, and much more. They signed a $113 million government contract so that the Drug Enforcement Administration would rent office space in a UNICOM building
Hear me out but what if consciousness is immaterial and spiritual stuff is real but religion was made up to hide it all. What if Omnists are right that all faiths are true to an extent but none are 100% accurate
ahoy me-nonnies! this be for all ye' bilge and whatnot.
My ovulation cramps are as bad as my period cramps. What the hell? I'm trying to sleep and my ovary is killing me! >>10535 Heal up soon matey!
>>10566 hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up parrot* my name is katy but u can call me t3h mAt3Y oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very salty!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet privateers like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch pirates of the caribbean w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite movie series!!! bcuz its SOOOO salty!!!! shes a privateer 2 of course but i want 2 meet more pirates =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 parley with alot of mateys here so give me lots of commentses!!!! YARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein salty again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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>>10569 U sound so kewl xD
>>10569 D0NUT F0RGET YUR TRIPC0DE LULZ
>>10541 I feel better today
what are ye' interests and hobbies?
I kind of want to take up urban sketching. I kind of have a slight interest in architecture already, but I think I'd feel a bit silly sitting outside and drawing.
>>9248 I just remembered that steam has a whole activity section where you can post about the games you're playing. I blocked off the community section, so it's usually pretty empty on there. I started using it last night, writing down some thoughts. It's supposed to be public for all your friends to see, but my profile is private. I don't think I'll be opening it up for anyone, so I'll be treating that whole section as a game journal.
>>10032 That sounds like a good use for it!
I like to read myths and folklore and then re-tell them to people, sometimes with my own embellishments. My mom thinks I could make a living as a Youtuber doing it.
>>10403 tbh you probably could. it seems a lot of people are interested in myths and folklore and if you're putting a new spin on it, there might be an audience for it!
Arr this here be a thread for yer blabberin' o'er consoomer scallywags who've plundered too much booty fer their coffers
>>7156 samefag but it pisses me off that companies like Amazon can just decide to make tech obsolete
Nice it's a destash, but now the friend has more washi than can ever be used. Really makes me think how much of it is just out there on a global level.
came across a most bizarre youtube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3XTbeWmOvQ it's apparently a budgeting and savings video? and she talks like she is saving money by buying these lotto scratch off cards that tell her how much money to set aside, and that once she has completed the card she will have saved x amount, like in picrel, it says save $60, but the card itself costs $7 so it's more like saving $53... when she could just do this without the card and have more money saved. not to mention through out the video she is like >should i buy affirmations for you guys >let me get out my eraser shavings vacuum >let me get out my dice tower like stop buying "savings scratch offs" and shit from temu and you'd not have to be doing all of this? the only way i could see this being helpful is if somebody has an addiction to lottery scratch offs? but idk i'm just mystified that this video claims to be about saving money but it sure seems like a lot of needless consoom is presented in it at the same time
>>10290 I watched the video and got even more confused. Is this some sort of gamification for... not spending money, except that after you're done with a card you collect the full amount and presumably end up spending it anyway? I don't really understand what's the point. Unless it really is just for the thrill of playing something that somewhat resembles a lottery and then feeling like you got a pay out (that's actually just your own money) at the end?
>>10301 yeah i'm not sure? it just seems very pointless to me and not exactly financially savvy
Yarr me mateys! We have new pirates on board! Previous thread: >>6266
>>10083 Because documenting internet personalities is totally the same as sperging out over a female IB where moids can easily find it.
>>10086 I think it would filter out many of the low effort posters because the only way to integrate would be to contribute something with value.
The Rikkascallywag from CC was behind it.
>>10050 I reported the thread for not being a bunker thread anymore. I wonder if that is what prompted the farmhands to lock it.
>>10091 I just read his posts on CC, wow. He's literally monologuing like an anime villain over there, basically uninterrupted. Literal barren wasteland of a board.