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I feel like a newfag how the hell do i fortune here?

>>1296
Like this
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
##fortune

>>1299
ntayrt, but thanks nonny. 

Your fortune: Mundane Luck

>>1299
>>1301
Thank you, I'll be taking this information to the meta thread in order to suggest a gypsies crystal ball or soothsayer's fortunes thread

Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon

>>1299
Oh I wanna try. Will I get fired?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important

>>1306
Good idea!

Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

>>1317
Uh oh nonnie.

Will tomorrow go well?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

will i experience total victory
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing...".

Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."

how does it look for friday?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

The heating stopped working and may not come back until tomorrow. I've got layers on and my wearable blanket but I'm fucking freezing nonnies
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

Will it happen this year?
Your fortune: ポポポ～

>>1327
The fates want you to freeze harder kek. Hopefully your heat comes back soon.
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"

Will it happen?

Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

What shall I do?
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

>>1296
only us attuned to the psychic world can tell fortunes
sorry nonner
here is yours tho:
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important

>>1296
DA but do you know what ntayrt means? I've been seeing it all over the place.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>1348
and indeed you must consult the totem (read the meta thread)

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

will i get a hundred million thousand billion dollars and a super hot sexy boyfriend soon?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

am I pregnant with a girl or a disappointment?
Your fortune: Godly Luck

Do I have the flu?
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Will I find a better job within the next two years?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

>>1380
Kek this fits so perfectly I don't even know what to say

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Mundane Luck

Am I going to get it together?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Half-blessing..."

Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

>>1453
OP messed up, take the } out too

>>1455
Yeah I was going to delete my post but for whatever reason the delete option just isn't showing up at all kek, no idea why
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Check your backups

Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: Good Luck

How will it go tomorrow?
Your fortune: Bad Luck

How will dumping my useless bf go?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Will Monday go well?
Your fortune: Regular Luck

Fortune teller, tell me my health prospects
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>1519
Please
Your fortune: Disastrous Luck

Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
Will today be good?

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>>1520
holy shit nona, wtf
>>1521
enjoy your mandatory lc pilgrimage

Alright give me the deets on my future love life
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>1527
hot

>>1521
if that was you, nice sonic totem dubs... I think

Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important

will he apologize to me soon?
Your fortune: ポポポ～

will i achieve the things i have my heart set on?
Your fortune: Outlook good

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Check your backups

Your fortune: Mundane Luck

Your fortune: ポポポ～
this morning better be good

>>1344 (OP) 
##}fortune Will I move out of here this year

Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today 
Will I move out of here this year

Checking my fortune in general
Your fortune: Good Luck

>>1520
The fortune teller was right

>>1656
oh no, Nona... 

What's my sleep deprivation outlook?
Your fortune: Mundane Luck

Will I be able to resolve my problems?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

>>1366
The fortune teller speaks truth

>>1666
CONGRATS NONA

>>1666
 CONGRATULATIONS!! 

Will things ever work out between us?
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed

>>1692
With the track record of the fortunes being correct for other nonnies, I am now scared...

>>1693
dw theres always the /cuckquean/ board if the fortune turns out to be right

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>1693
It says to be careful, but it doesn't say that it's over. You're in charge of your fortune

>>1693
I haven't met a dark handsome stranger yet plus there's not enough data to tell if the fortunes are real or fake, unlike the sanic totem

Can I make it happen? 

Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

>>1729
Does “newfound vigor” mean yes? 

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

Does she even like me as a friend
Your fortune: Average Luck

>>1736
Knowing my average luck it's abysmal

Please don't make me voyage oh sacred soothsayer. Will my plan for Wednesday be okay or will I get murdered?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Will my bellyache go away
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

>>1783
Thank you this answered my second question o wise one

Should I keep on talking
Your fortune: Check your backups

I can feel it in my soul, March will be a good month for me!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>1808
NO

How will my week go?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>1846
Damn, report back if you meet him nona 

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>1848
why is fortune teller being so mean at the moment!?

>>1848
Don’t worry me nonny, I’ll be your fortune teller 
Your fortune: Good Luck

Uhh, this will turn out fine, right?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

>>1866
Kek, in this weather? No thank you oracle.
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

>>1866
Oracle says: FUCK NORTHERNERS
>>1867
oof

>>1868
Kek, oracle wants me to get drenched instead of filling up sandbags (I'm assuming you're referring to our dear friend Alfred)

>>1882
I was gonna guess you're either in Australia or Madagascar, and since you mentioned Alfred you're probably not the nona in Madagascar. Good luck and stay dry pls!
Your fortune: Check your backups

Will I be happy?
Your fortune: Normal Luck

Will today be easy
Your fortune: Normal Luck

Will I ever stop feeling so shit?
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today

Looking for fortune input >>1920

Is it true that everything sucked after 2016? 
Your fortune: Mundane Luck

How will it go?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point


>>1955
I don't think opinions count as fortunes

Should I move?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>1964
Oh my god, no fun allowed

What will continuing the grund and getting it done by Sunday lead to?
Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>2025
AYE AYE!! 

Am I retard
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Will it go well?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Should I just delete him? 
Your fortune: Normal Luck

Will I be fine? 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"

Power back on tomorrow?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>2146
>3-5 days without power
I'm so sorry nona...

I'm not touching my investments, surely that's a safe bet?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"

Well?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."

Should I try my luck?
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed

>>2164
oh my god I understand it now. Is the luck for my endeavor good or bad?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

Will BTC bounce back up soon? 
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>2182
You thought you could escape me, nona?

Will I get everything done in time?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..." 

how will my night go
Your fortune: Regular Luck

sex soon? Your fortune: Good Luck

Looks like everyone recently got good luck, now my turn to roll and see what I get (probably bad luck) 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."

?
Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>1344 (OP) 
Will I get out of here this year 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

>>2610
For good or bad?
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

>>2612
Dammit I hate this answer but it makes sense.

Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

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>>2670
please be true...

Should I send it? 
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>2413
im trying again
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed

>>3215
AHHHH!!!! 

Am I ready? 
Reposted because of dumbassery
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today

How will it go?
Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today

>>3417
Aww, that's sweet. Thank you oracle, I shall.

How will my financial management skills develop this year?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"

>>3419
I'LL TAKE IT

Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important

>>3428
Damn... it just got real

Is the plane I'm flying on tomorrow going to fall out of the sky? Or otherwise crash? 
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>3453
I'm sorry nona your flight is going to be boring.

>>3455
It's all army scrotes... I'll accept "boring".

Should I tell him to FUCK OFF? 
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread

>>3533
I would die if this happened to me

>>3537
The worst part is that the answer is relevant to my inquiry. This fortune telling witch is too strong

Am I right to feel this way
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Is she going to feel better
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Why is it like this

I don't know how to delete. Why is life like this
Your fortune: Outlook good

Your fortune: Average Luck

ok lets go
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>3545
the fuck is that

>>3546
It's thinking... maybe try again?

>>3547
ok lets go again
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit

Will I be left alone now fr this time? 
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

Talking to HR today 
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit

>>3558
Things went well after all

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

How over is it
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Is anything interesting going to happen later today?
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

No but gimme a straight answer tell me something interesting will happen today
Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>3573
nonnie i also wonder if something interesting will happen today if i get a good luck on this im giving it over to you too 
Your fortune: ポポポ～

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>>3580
wow blessings of kirby! a good day is ahead.

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>>3581
nevermind, no blessings. i had an anxiety attack. better luck now please
Your fortune: Mundane Luck

Will I make it?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

Should I just leave it alone? 
Your fortune: Outlook good

>>3616
Nice. Ty based fortuneteller

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Is he really who I think he is?

Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

Will everything work out? 

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit

Will this ordeal be over with quickly?
Your fortune: Mundane Luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>3663
Fuck no, reroll 
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it

will anxiety be a problem for me tomorrow?
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

>>3680
ok but what about tomorrow?
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it

Did he learn the truth? 
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit

Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

>>3681
Based fortune teller, giving you the power over your anxiety

RAAAGHHH!!!!
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

Will things get better?

Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread

How's my exam gonna go?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

>>3799
Correct...

>>3801
oof...

Will I get over this soon? 
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Does H show promise? 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"

Will R suffer? 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."

Should I get it done? 
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>3849
Asking again for good measure... 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."

>>3847
is this about the same r i hate 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."

>>3817
I still passed! Yippie! will I pass the class, though?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"

lets go RAAHHHH
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it

Your fortune: ポポポ～

give me the skinny on my romantic prospects
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

happy? 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

will my presentation go well tomorrow?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>3907
i was a little nervous at first but it did go well :D will tomorrow also be a good day for me?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"

Your fortune: Regular Luck

Will job suck tomorrow 
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

how will it be tomorrow? Your fortune: Godly Luck

4chan's future?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
>>3954
Nice.

Well?
Your fortune: Bad Luck

AAA
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

gf this year?
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

bf this year?
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

Should I skip work again? 
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Should I move outtt
Your fortune: Normal Luck

And what if I bunk off work tomorrow? 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

Will a hurricane hit the Austin tour date date? 
Your fortune: Check your backups

>>4216
Ok, so if a hurricane hits Austin, will the band make the Chicago date ok or will it be cancelled?

>>4217
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit (sorry I was too dumb to ask initially)

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>>4218
>Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
kek Godspeed Nona

Fortune teller, tell me my fortune
Your fortune: ポポポ～

Am I getting my govt gibs?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

>>4236
How did she know I was procrastinating….

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
 guide me...

>>4248
Well, I'll try again soon I suppose

will she be happy? Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

>>4248
?
Your fortune: Regular Luck

Will she?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

Will it get easier?
Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4277
Fortune teller, I'm exhausted, you can't do this to me. Will it pass?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>4278
It's never been more over

>>4279
fortune teller please save this lassie
Your fortune: Check your backups

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>>4280
She always gives me bad answers, I'm not meant for happiness

Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."

Should I?

>>4287
fuck
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it

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will i ever have true love?
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

will I get that apartment Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

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Your fortune: Disastrous Luck

>>4308
>>4278
>>4277
All me. Kms

roll
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4311
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4312
She's being really difficult at the moment huh?  Please don't strike me down
Your fortune: Normal Luck

will I be a good influence in her life Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Should I?
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

>>4335
now what the fuck does that mean?

Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered

will things smooth over tomorrow?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

please say something good will happen soon im at my limit
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."

Will it be fun and doki doki Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

Should we do it Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Okay what about the other one Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

Are things going to get better or is despair my nature? Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread

ist es over fur micht?
Your fortune: Mundane Luck

please....please.....Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4372
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are

will I be able to catch the sale?
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

How's my last final going to go?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

Should I do it today?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"

Give me the rundown, fortune teller
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."

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tomorrow's odds
Your fortune: Bad Luck

I have a dentist's appointment today.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

>>4877
It actually wasn't that bad.

Your fortune: Average Luck
Shall it be a good idea?

Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."

So tonight's plans will yield...?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

>>5247
Oh dear 

My exam monday will be good, right?
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego

will it get better tomorrow?
Your fortune: Good Luck

Should I?
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important

Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"

Should I stahp

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>1344 (OP) 
Will I pass my driving test 
Your fortune: Bad Luck

Will it stop?

Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today##

Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"

Am I doomed to a life of loneliness? 
Your fortune: Bad Luck

Your fortune: ポポポ～

Your fortune: Good Luck

Should I? 
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

Am I going into labor this week?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Can I get it done by this year?
Your fortune: Normal Luck

will I have fun on the trip on Saturday?
Your fortune: ポポポ～

advice for january? 

Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit

will something awesome happen to me tonight?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>6230
will something really awesome happen to me tonight or tomorrow???
Your fortune: ポポポ～

I'm a moron
How will the first 2 months of this year go?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"

>>6231
Cryptic

will i have a cat next year
Your fortune: Check your backups

## Fortune

will I have a kid this year

Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today

>>6284
That's not a very definite answer but ok

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Weekend plan ideas?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Is H okay? 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

>>6391
Do I really need to confront H? 
Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon

Will I be able to actually start it soon?
Your fortune: Disastrous Luck

tips for tomorrow
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you

Is T trustworthy? 
Your fortune: Godly Luck

Still sick tomorrow? 
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>6594
Well... at least i shouldn't be contagious

will get out of my spiral tomorrow?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>6594
>>6602
kek what the heck. Will I be able to fight my impulses tomorrow?
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

Will I sleep well tonight?
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

concert? 
Your fortune: Regular Luck

Should I put my faith into this? 
Your fortune: Average Luck

the rest of my week will be calmer, right?
Your fortune: Normal Luck

>>6734
>>6743
>>6821
😐

>>6822
will today break the cycle of regular/average/normal luck? 
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>6911
nice! thank you!

Is this the year?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."

Will this summer be good?
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it

Was that the right thing to do Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Will my drawings look good today?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Will it happen?
Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread

Tell me my fortune!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>7728
Why are you looking at me like that? Tell me!
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

Will I have a good day tomorrow 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach

Will sending that message have positive or negative consequences?
Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon
Will I?

Your fortune: Outlook good

What should I do?
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed

Will I get the job?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

Wheel of Fortune
Good luck, karma, life cycles, destiny, a turning point.
Three of Cups
Friendship, celebration, support, community.
King of Wands
Leadership, vision, entrepreneur, mastery of will.

Five of Cups
Regret, failure, disappointment, pessimism.
Four of Cups (Reversed)
Retreat, withdrawal, checking in for alignment.
King of Swords (Reversed)
Quiet power, inner truth, misuse of power, manipulation.

>>9691
Ok but is that bad or good?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>9691
>>9692
It makes a bit more sense with a question. Someone might have to provide a template so we can get good at tarot kek. I'll try.

How should I approach this weekend? [ Situation / Obstacle / Solution ]

Death
Endings, change, transformation, transition.
Seven of Cups
Opportunities, choices, wishful thinking, illusion.
Three of Swords (Reversed)
Recovery, forgiveness, releasing pain.

>>9694
Ah ok, that diagram you shared makes sense, and then I guess fortune teller lady was right that good news would come to me by "mail" in that you replied with your diagram and basically told me this is a good spread. thanks m'heartie!

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Since we have witches in our ship now, I propose we help mateys ITT with reading their cards. Bonus points if you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>9694
>How should I approach this weekend?
<Past: Death (Endings, change, transformation, transition)
The week has ended.
<Present: Seven of Cups (Opportunities, choices, wishful thinking, illusion)
You think this weekend will magically be better, but if you don't go out of your way to make it so, it will just be more of the same.
<Future: Three of Swords (Reversed) (Recovery, forgiveness, releasing pain.)
You won't get hungover.

>>9694
Let me try. What should I do to benefit my happiness this month?

Page of Swords (Reversed)
Self-expression, gossip, haphazard action, haste.
Six of Wands (Reversed)
Private achievement, Self-defined success, fall from grace, egotism.
Ace of Wands
Inspiration, new opportunities, growth, potential.

>>9701
I'm not sure if I should think of it from the [mind, body, spirit] perspective, or [situation, obstacle, solution]. The first feels more related to what I thought the answer should be, but it seems like the second one makes more sense, so I'll go with it.

What does this month hold for me?
The Hanged Man (Reversed)
Delays, resistance, stalling, indecision.
Four of Pentacles
Saving money, security, conservatism, scarcity, control.
Ten of Swords (Reversed)
Recovery, resilience, regeneration.

How will my week go?
Nine of Wands
Resilience, courage, persistence, test of faith, boundaries.
Eight of Wands
Movement, fast paced change, action, alignment, momentum.
The Hierophant (Reversed)
Personal beliefs, freedom, challenging the status quo.

Will my shit sell in a timely manner?
Strength (Reversed)
Inner strength, self-doubt, low energy, raw emotion.
The Moon (Reversed)
Release of fear, repressed emotion, inner confusion.
Two of Swords (Reversed)
Indecision, confusion, information overload, stalemate.

How should I improve? [ Situation / Obstacle / Solution ]
Nine of Wands (Reversed)
Overwhelmed, defensiveness, paranoia.
Wheel of Fortune (Reversed)
Bad luck, resistance to change, breaking cycles.
Two of Cups
Partnership, harmony, mutual attraction, unity.

Tarot thing is a bit spooky with the results tbh...

How will this track go? 
Eight of Swords
Negative thoughts, self-imposed restriction, imprisonment, victim mentality.
Death (Reversed)
Resistance to change, personal transformation, inner purging.
The Hanged Man (Reversed)
Delays, resistance, stalling, indecision.

Is anything else interesting gonna happen that doesn't make me want to scoop my eyeballs out, I mean actually interesting

Ace of Cups (Reversed)
Self-love, intuition, repressed emotions.
The Chariot (Reversed)
Self-discipline, opposition, lack of direction.
Page of Wands
Inspiration, ideas, discovery, limitless potential, free spiritedness.

>>9911
Agreed, it's been eerily accurate for me so far.
How will my weekend go?
Page of Swords (Reversed)
Self-expression, gossip, haphazard action, haste.
Knight of Cups
Creativity, romance, charm, imagination, beauty.
Four of Pentacles (Reversed)
Greed, fear of fiscal loss, Overspending.

Will this job set me back?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Will it suck?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck

Does he give a fuck anymore? Will he come back? Will he ever see the error of his terrible ways?

Ace of Cups (Reversed)
Self-love, intuition, repressed emotions.
Two of Cups
Partnership, harmony, mutual attraction, unity.
King of Pentacles (Reversed)
Financially inept, obsessed with wealth and status, greed, stubbornness.

>>10133
Guess I'll delude myself he will come back and do or say something actually vital then. 
The Fool (Reversed)
Holding back, recklessness, risk-taking.
Knight of Wands (Reversed)
Recklessness, haste, scattered energy, delays, frustration.
Page of Cups
Creativity, intuitive messages, curiosity, possibility.

Will my dreams ever come true or am I just stuck going on like this forever. Is this all there is? Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it

>>10136
Are you telling me to kill myself ??
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."

Am I getting too tilted?
Your fortune: Normal Luck

>>10138
You don't need the fortune teller to tell you it's time to take a breather, matey

Give me a good fortune please.

>>10412
Sorry the capcha is being unkind to me today Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! give me something

>>10413
Ok tarot then

Five of Pentacles
Financial loss, poverty, hardship, isolation, worry.
The World (Reversed)
Seeking personal closure, shortcuts, delays.
Knight of Pentacles
Hard work, productivity, routine, conservatism.

>>10414
;_;

The Emperor (Reversed)
Domination, excessive control, lack of discipline, inflexibility.
The Lovers (Reversed)
Self-love, disharmony, imbalance, misalignment of values.
Page of Wands
Inspiration, ideas, discovery, limitless potential, free spiritedness.
 
Tell me

Will I have to issue a refund because of the dumbass post company not doing their job
King of Cups
Emotional balance, compassion, diplomacy.
The Tower
Sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening.
Page of Wands (Reversed)
Immaturity, self-limiting beliefs, lack of direction.

>>10684
can you dumb it down for me
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Strength (Reversed)
Inner strength, self-doubt, low energy, raw emotion.
Two of Pentacles (Reversed)
Overcommitted, disorganisation, reprioritisation.
Nine of Cups (Reversed)
Inner happiness, materialism, dissatisfaction, indulgence.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Three of Cups (Reversed)
Overindulgence, gossip, isolation.
Knight of Wands (Reversed)
Recklessness, haste, scattered energy, delays, frustration.
Page of Wands
Inspiration, ideas, discovery, limitless potential, free spiritedness.

There still hope?

Ten of Swords
Painful endings, deep wounds, betrayal, loss, crisis.
Nine of Wands
Resilience, courage, persistence, test of faith, boundaries.
Page of Pentacles
Manifestation, financial opportunity, skill development.

>>10846
Your fortune: Good Luck

Should I give up

Page of Swords
New ideas, curiosity, thirst for knowledge, new ways of communicating.
The Moon
Illusion, fear, anxiety, subconscious, intuition.
Queen of Wands
Confidence, charisma, independence, determination.

#Will I ever be successful?#