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Ahoy, lassie, usually I charge a guinea for my services... but a real pirate like yourself needs her fortune told for free now and then!

Ask a question, and type
[#][#]fortune without the square brackets. 
For a 3-card tarot pull, type
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Post and receive your fortune!
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I feel like a newfag how the hell do i fortune here?
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>>1296
Like this
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
##fortune
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>>1299
ntayrt, but thanks nonny. 

Your fortune: Mundane Luck
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>>1299
>>1301
Thank you, I'll be taking this information to the meta thread in order to suggest a gypsies crystal ball or soothsayer's fortunes thread

Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon
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>>1299
Oh I wanna try. Will I get fired?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
>>1306
Good idea!

Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
>>1317
Uh oh nonnie.

Will tomorrow go well?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
will i experience total victory
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing...".
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
how does it look for friday?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
The heating stopped working and may not come back until tomorrow. I've got layers on and my wearable blanket but I'm fucking freezing nonnies
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
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Will it happen this year?
Your fortune: ポポポ~
>>1327
The fates want you to freeze harder kek. Hopefully your heat comes back soon.
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
Will it happen?

Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
What shall I do?
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
>>1296
only us attuned to the psychic world can tell fortunes
sorry nonner
here is yours tho:
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
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>>1296
DA but do you know what ntayrt means? I've been seeing it all over the place.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>1348
and indeed you must consult the totem (read the meta thread)
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
will i get a hundred million thousand billion dollars and a super hot sexy boyfriend soon?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
am I pregnant with a girl or a disappointment?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Do I have the flu?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Will I find a better job within the next two years?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
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>>1380
Kek this fits so perfectly I don't even know what to say
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Am I going to get it together?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Half-blessing..."
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
>>1453
OP messed up, take the } out too
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>>1455
Yeah I was going to delete my post but for whatever reason the delete option just isn't showing up at all kek, no idea why
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Your fortune: Check your backups
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Good Luck
How will it go tomorrow?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
How will dumping my useless bf go?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Will Monday go well?
Your fortune: Regular Luck
Fortune teller, tell me my health prospects
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>1519
Please
Your fortune: Disastrous Luck
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Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
Will today be good?
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>>1520
holy shit nona, wtf
>>1521
enjoy your mandatory lc pilgrimage
Alright give me the deets on my future love life
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>1527
hot
>>1521
if that was you, nice sonic totem dubs... I think
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
will he apologize to me soon?
Your fortune: ポポポ~
will i achieve the things i have my heart set on?
Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Check your backups
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Your fortune: ポポポ~
this morning better be good
>>1344 (OP) 
##}fortune Will I move out of here this year
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today 
Will I move out of here this year
Checking my fortune in general
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>1520
The fortune teller was right
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>>1656
oh no, Nona... :chiyocry:
What's my sleep deprivation outlook?
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Will I be able to resolve my problems?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
>>1366
The fortune teller speaks truth
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>>1666
CONGRATS NONA
>>1666
:chiyoclasp: CONGRATULATIONS!! :chiyoclasp:
Will things ever work out between us?
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
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>>1692
With the track record of the fortunes being correct for other nonnies, I am now scared...
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>>1693
dw theres always the /cuckquean/ board if the fortune turns out to be right
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>1693
It says to be careful, but it doesn't say that it's over. You're in charge of your fortune
>>1693
I haven't met a dark handsome stranger yet plus there's not enough data to tell if the fortunes are real or fake, unlike the sanic totem
Can I make it happen? 

Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
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>>1729
Does “newfound vigor” mean yes? 

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
Does she even like me as a friend
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>1736
Knowing my average luck it's abysmal
Please don't make me voyage oh sacred soothsayer. Will my plan for Wednesday be okay or will I get murdered?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Will my bellyache go away
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
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>>1783
Thank you this answered my second question o wise one
Should I keep on talking
Your fortune: Check your backups
I can feel it in my soul, March will be a good month for me!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>1808
NO
How will my week go?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>1846
Damn, report back if you meet him nona :chiyolay:
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>1848
why is fortune teller being so mean at the moment!?
>>1848
Don’t worry me nonny, I’ll be your fortune teller 
Your fortune: Good Luck
Uhh, this will turn out fine, right?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
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>>1866
Kek, in this weather? No thank you oracle.
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
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>>1866
Oracle says: FUCK NORTHERNERS
>>1867
oof
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>>1868
Kek, oracle wants me to get drenched instead of filling up sandbags (I'm assuming you're referring to our dear friend Alfred)
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>>1882
I was gonna guess you're either in Australia or Madagascar, and since you mentioned Alfred you're probably not the nona in Madagascar. Good luck and stay dry pls!
Your fortune: Check your backups
Will I be happy?
Your fortune: Normal Luck
Will today be easy
Your fortune: Normal Luck
Will I ever stop feeling so shit?
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
Looking for fortune input >>1920
Is it true that everything sucked after 2016? 
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
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How will it go?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point


>>1955
I don't think opinions count as fortunes
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Should I move?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>1964
Oh my god, no fun allowed
What will continuing the grund and getting it done by Sunday lead to?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>2025
AYE AYE!! :chiyolook:
Am I retard
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Will it go well?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Should I just delete him? 
Your fortune: Normal Luck
Will I be fine? 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
Power back on tomorrow?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>2146
>3-5 days without power
I'm so sorry nona...

I'm not touching my investments, surely that's a safe bet?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Well?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
Should I try my luck?
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
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>>2164
oh my god I understand it now. Is the luck for my endeavor good or bad?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
Will BTC bounce back up soon? 
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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You thought you could escape me, nona?
Will I get everything done in time?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..." 
:chiyosleep:
how will my night go
Your fortune: Regular Luck
sex soon? Your fortune: Good Luck
Looks like everyone recently got good luck, now my turn to roll and see what I get (probably bad luck) 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>1344 (OP) 
Will I get out of here this year 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
:chiyozen:
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
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>>2610
For good or bad?
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
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>>2612
Dammit I hate this answer but it makes sense.
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
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>>2670
please be true...
Should I send it? 
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>2413
im trying again
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
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>>3215
AHHHH!!!! :chiyocooked:
Am I ready? 
Reposted because of dumbassery
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
How will it go?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Your fortune: Godly Luck
:chiyocooked:
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
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>>3417
Aww, that's sweet. Thank you oracle, I shall.
How will my financial management skills develop this year?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
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>>3419
I'LL TAKE IT
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
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>>3428
Damn... it just got real
Is the plane I'm flying on tomorrow going to fall out of the sky? Or otherwise crash? 
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>3453
I'm sorry nona your flight is going to be boring.
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>>3455
It's all army scrotes... I'll accept "boring".
Should I tell him to FUCK OFF? 
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread
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>>3533
I would die if this happened to me
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>>3537
The worst part is that the answer is relevant to my inquiry. This fortune telling witch is too strong
Am I right to feel this way
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Is she going to feel better
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Why is it like this
I don't know how to delete. Why is life like this
Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: Average Luck
ok lets go
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>3545
the fuck is that
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>>3546
It's thinking... maybe try again?
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>>3547
ok lets go again
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
Will I be left alone now fr this time? 
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Talking to HR today 
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
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>>3558
Things went well after all
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
How over is it
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Is anything interesting going to happen later today?
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
No but gimme a straight answer tell me something interesting will happen today
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>3573
nonnie i also wonder if something interesting will happen today if i get a good luck on this im giving it over to you too 
Your fortune: ポポポ~
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>>3580
wow blessings of kirby! a good day is ahead.
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>>3581
nevermind, no blessings. i had an anxiety attack. better luck now please
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Will I make it?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Should I just leave it alone? 
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>3616
Nice. Ty based fortuneteller
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Is he really who I think he is?

Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Will everything work out? 

Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
Will this ordeal be over with quickly?
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Replies: >>3664
>>3663
Fuck no, reroll 
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
will anxiety be a problem for me tomorrow?
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
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>>3680
ok but what about tomorrow?
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
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Did he learn the truth? 
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind

>>3681
Based fortune teller, giving you the power over your anxiety
RAAAGHHH!!!!
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Will things get better?

Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread
How's my exam gonna go?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
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>>3799
Correct...
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>>3801
oof...
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Will I get over this soon? 
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Does H show promise? 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"
Will R suffer? 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
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Should I get it done? 
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>3849
Asking again for good measure... 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
>>3847
is this about the same r i hate 
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
>>3817
I still passed! Yippie! will I pass the class, though?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
lets go RAAHHHH
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
Your fortune: ポポポ~
give me the skinny on my romantic prospects
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
happy? 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
will my presentation go well tomorrow?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Replies: >>3917
>>3907
i was a little nervous at first but it did go well :D will tomorrow also be a good day for me?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Your fortune: Regular Luck
Will job suck tomorrow 
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
how will it be tomorrow? Your fortune: Godly Luck
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4chan's future?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
>>3954
Nice.
Well?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
AAA
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
gf this year?
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
bf this year?
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Should I skip work again? 
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Should I move outtt
Your fortune: Normal Luck
And what if I bunk off work tomorrow? 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
Will a hurricane hit the Austin tour date date? 
Your fortune: Check your backups
Replies: >>4217
>>4216
Ok, so if a hurricane hits Austin, will the band make the Chicago date ok or will it be cancelled?
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>>4217
Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit (sorry I was too dumb to ask initially)
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>>4218
>Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
kek Godspeed Nona
Fortune teller, tell me my fortune
Your fortune: ポポポ~
Am I getting my govt gibs?
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
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>>4236
How did she know I was procrastinating….
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
:chiyozen: guide me...
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>>4248
Well, I'll try again soon I suppose
will she be happy? Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
>>4248
?
Your fortune: Regular Luck
Will she?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
Will it get easier?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4277
Fortune teller, I'm exhausted, you can't do this to me. Will it pass?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4278
It's never been more over
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>>4279
fortune teller please save this lassie
Your fortune: Check your backups
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>>4280
She always gives me bad answers, I'm not meant for happiness
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
Should I?
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>>4287
fuck
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
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will i ever have true love?
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
will I get that apartment Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
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Your fortune: Disastrous Luck
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>>4308
>>4278
>>4277
All me. Kms
roll
Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4311
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
:chiyofish:
Replies: >>4320
>>4312
She's being really difficult at the moment huh? :chiyocooked: Please don't strike me down
Your fortune: Normal Luck
will I be a good influence in her life Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Should I?
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
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>>4335
now what the fuck does that mean?
Your fortune: Go for a nice, long walk. Something is waiting to be discovered
will things smooth over tomorrow?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
please say something good will happen soon im at my limit
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future small blessing..."
Will it be fun and doki doki Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Should we do it Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Okay what about the other one Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
Are things going to get better or is despair my nature? Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread
ist es over fur micht?
Your fortune: Mundane Luck
please....please.....Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4372
Your fortune: If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are
will I be able to catch the sale?
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
How's my last final going to go?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Should I do it today?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Give me the rundown, fortune teller
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
I have a dentist's appointment today.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
>>4877
It actually wasn't that bad.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Shall it be a good idea?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Misfortune..."
So tonight's plans will yield...?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Replies: >>5248
>>5247
Oh dear :chiyoalarm:
My exam monday will be good, right?
Your fortune: The lens has shifted, outside forces may warp your inner ego
will it get better tomorrow?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Should I?
Your fortune: Consult the Sonic Totem, this is important
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Should I stahp

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>1344 (OP) 
Will I pass my driving test 
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Will it stop?

Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today##
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Am I doomed to a life of loneliness? 
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: ポポポ~
Your fortune: Good Luck
Should I? 
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
Am I going into labor this week?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Can I get it done by this year?
Your fortune: Normal Luck
will I have fun on the trip on Saturday?
Your fortune: ポポポ~
advice for january? 

Your fortune: Risk it for the biscuit
will something awesome happen to me tonight?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Replies: >>6231
>>6230
will something really awesome happen to me tonight or tomorrow???
Your fortune: ポポポ~
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I'm a moron
How will the first 2 months of this year go?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Blessing"

>>6231
Cryptic
will i have a cat next year
Your fortune: Check your backups
## Fortune
will I have a kid this year

Your fortune: Be kind to any creatures you encounter today
Replies: >>6285
>>6284
That's not a very definite answer but ok

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Weekend plan ideas?

Your fortune: Outlook good
Is H okay? 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
Replies: >>6393
>>6391
Do I really need to confront H? 
Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon
Will I be able to actually start it soon?
Your fortune: Disastrous Luck
tips for tomorrow
Your fortune: Be mindful of your actions & words this week, and good fortune will find you
Is T trustworthy? 
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Still sick tomorrow? 
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>6594
Well... at least i shouldn't be contagious
will get out of my spiral tomorrow?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Replies: >>6603
>>6594
>>6602
kek what the heck. Will I be able to fight my impulses tomorrow?
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
Will I sleep well tonight?
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
concert? 
Your fortune: Regular Luck
Replies: >>6822
Should I put my faith into this? 
Your fortune: Average Luck
Replies: >>6822
the rest of my week will be calmer, right?
Your fortune: Normal Luck
Replies: >>6822
>>6734
>>6743
>>6821
😐
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>>6822
will today break the cycle of regular/average/normal luck? 
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>6911
nice! thank you!
Is this the year?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
Will this summer be good?
Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
Was that the right thing to do Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Will my drawings look good today?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Will it happen?
Your fortune: A precious trinket of yours may be lost forever, be mindful of where you tread
Tell me my fortune!
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>7728
Why are you looking at me like that? Tell me!
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point
Will I have a good day tomorrow 
Your fortune: The path before you demands a direct approach
Will sending that message have positive or negative consequences?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Bring guidance, you may find yourself lost soon
Will I?
Your fortune: Outlook good
What should I do?
Your fortune: Someone close to you may be influenced by a dastardly being, take heed
Will I get the job?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Wheel of Fortune Good luck, karma, life cycles, destiny, a turning point. Three of Cups Friendship, celebration, support, community. King of Wands Leadership, vision, entrepreneur, mastery of will.
Five of Cups Regret, failure, disappointment, pessimism. Four of Cups (Reversed) Retreat, withdrawal, checking in for alignment. King of Swords (Reversed) Quiet power, inner truth, misuse of power, manipulation.
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>>9691
Ok but is that bad or good?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>9691
>>9692
It makes a bit more sense with a question. Someone might have to provide a template so we can get good at tarot kek. I'll try.

How should I approach this weekend? [ Situation / Obstacle / Solution ]

Death Endings, change, transformation, transition. Seven of Cups Opportunities, choices, wishful thinking, illusion. Three of Swords (Reversed) Recovery, forgiveness, releasing pain.
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>>9694
Ah ok, that diagram you shared makes sense, and then I guess fortune teller lady was right that good news would come to me by "mail" in that you replied with your diagram and basically told me this is a good spread. thanks m'heartie!
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Since we have witches in our ship now, I propose we help mateys ITT with reading their cards. Bonus points if you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>9694
>How should I approach this weekend?
<Past: Death (Endings, change, transformation, transition)
The week has ended.
<Present: Seven of Cups (Opportunities, choices, wishful thinking, illusion)
You think this weekend will magically be better, but if you don't go out of your way to make it so, it will just be more of the same.
<Future: Three of Swords (Reversed) (Recovery, forgiveness, releasing pain.)
You won't get hungover.
>>9694
Let me try. What should I do to benefit my happiness this month?

Page of Swords (Reversed) Self-expression, gossip, haphazard action, haste. Six of Wands (Reversed) Private achievement, Self-defined success, fall from grace, egotism. Ace of Wands Inspiration, new opportunities, growth, potential.
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>>9701
I'm not sure if I should think of it from the [mind, body, spirit] perspective, or [situation, obstacle, solution]. The first feels more related to what I thought the answer should be, but it seems like the second one makes more sense, so I'll go with it.
What does this month hold for me?
The Hanged Man (Reversed) Delays, resistance, stalling, indecision. Four of Pentacles Saving money, security, conservatism, scarcity, control. Ten of Swords (Reversed) Recovery, resilience, regeneration.
How will my week go?
Nine of Wands Resilience, courage, persistence, test of faith, boundaries. Eight of Wands Movement, fast paced change, action, alignment, momentum. The Hierophant (Reversed) Personal beliefs, freedom, challenging the status quo.
Will my shit sell in a timely manner?
Strength (Reversed) Inner strength, self-doubt, low energy, raw emotion. The Moon (Reversed) Release of fear, repressed emotion, inner confusion. Two of Swords (Reversed) Indecision, confusion, information overload, stalemate.
How should I improve? [ Situation / Obstacle / Solution ]
Nine of Wands (Reversed) Overwhelmed, defensiveness, paranoia. Wheel of Fortune (Reversed) Bad luck, resistance to change, breaking cycles. Two of Cups Partnership, harmony, mutual attraction, unity.
Tarot thing is a bit spooky with the results tbh...
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How will this track go? 
Eight of Swords Negative thoughts, self-imposed restriction, imprisonment, victim mentality. Death (Reversed) Resistance to change, personal transformation, inner purging. The Hanged Man (Reversed) Delays, resistance, stalling, indecision.
Is anything else interesting gonna happen that doesn't make me want to scoop my eyeballs out, I mean actually interesting

Ace of Cups (Reversed) Self-love, intuition, repressed emotions. The Chariot (Reversed) Self-discipline, opposition, lack of direction. Page of Wands Inspiration, ideas, discovery, limitless potential, free spiritedness.
>>9911
Agreed, it's been eerily accurate for me so far.
How will my weekend go?
Page of Swords (Reversed) Self-expression, gossip, haphazard action, haste. Knight of Cups Creativity, romance, charm, imagination, beauty. Four of Pentacles (Reversed) Greed, fear of fiscal loss, Overspending.
Will this job set me back?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Great blessing!"
Will it suck?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Does he give a fuck anymore? Will he come back? Will he ever see the error of his terrible ways?

Ace of Cups (Reversed) Self-love, intuition, repressed emotions. Two of Cups Partnership, harmony, mutual attraction, unity. King of Pentacles (Reversed) Financially inept, obsessed with wealth and status, greed, stubbornness.
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>>10133
Guess I'll delude myself he will come back and do or say something actually vital then. 
The Fool (Reversed) Holding back, recklessness, risk-taking. Knight of Wands (Reversed) Recklessness, haste, scattered energy, delays, frustration. Page of Cups Creativity, intuitive messages, curiosity, possibility.
Will my dreams ever come true or am I just stuck going on like this forever. Is this all there is? Your fortune: If you find yourself in an argument with yourself, make sure you win it
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>>10136
Are you telling me to kill myself ??
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
Am I getting too tilted?
Your fortune: Normal Luck
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>>10138
You don't need the fortune teller to tell you it's time to take a breather, matey
Give me a good fortune please.
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>>10412
Sorry the capcha is being unkind to me today Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! give me something
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>>10413
Ok tarot then

Five of Pentacles Financial loss, poverty, hardship, isolation, worry. The World (Reversed) Seeking personal closure, shortcuts, delays. Knight of Pentacles Hard work, productivity, routine, conservatism.
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>>10414
;_;
The Emperor (Reversed) Domination, excessive control, lack of discipline, inflexibility. The Lovers (Reversed) Self-love, disharmony, imbalance, misalignment of values. Page of Wands Inspiration, ideas, discovery, limitless potential, free spiritedness.
Tell me
Will I have to issue a refund because of the dumbass post company not doing their job
King of Cups Emotional balance, compassion, diplomacy. The Tower Sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening. Page of Wands (Reversed) Immaturity, self-limiting beliefs, lack of direction.
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>>10684
can you dumb it down for me
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Strength (Reversed) Inner strength, self-doubt, low energy, raw emotion. Two of Pentacles (Reversed) Overcommitted, disorganisation, reprioritisation. Nine of Cups (Reversed) Inner happiness, materialism, dissatisfaction, indulgence.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Three of Cups (Reversed) Overindulgence, gossip, isolation. Knight of Wands (Reversed) Recklessness, haste, scattered energy, delays, frustration. Page of Wands Inspiration, ideas, discovery, limitless potential, free spiritedness.
There still hope?
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Ten of Swords Painful endings, deep wounds, betrayal, loss, crisis. Nine of Wands Resilience, courage, persistence, test of faith, boundaries. Page of Pentacles Manifestation, financial opportunity, skill development.
>>10846
Your fortune: Good Luck
Should I give up
Page of Swords New ideas, curiosity, thirst for knowledge, new ways of communicating. The Moon Illusion, fear, anxiety, subconscious, intuition. Queen of Wands Confidence, charisma, independence, determination.
#Will I ever be successful?#
[Parley with yer hearties]
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