Only a fool would post while inebriated. It's best to keep it to this thread.
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Drunk on rum. White rum. I think I could startt a fire with my breath. Im glad im on vacation. Pirates catn set sail like this. Moderate drunk thats the way. I dont think Id like to be on a sship though. I cant swim very well and I get see sick sometimes. I like the board though the atmosphere is nice. I want a non sea boat with nonnies. Just going around and stealing shit and pirates costumes/ That would be nice but we cant live in dreams..... Id like to though
>>2291 That sounds like the life and a dream, land boat or sea boat, sometimes I want to drop/sell everything and just live it up like a nomad. Also you've reminded me to pick up some more rum nona, I haven't had any white rum in ages
I love rum. Rum is the best spirit and it makes the best mixed drinks too.
Drunk off red wine right now ama >>2399 True facts nona, rum is delicious
I need to get better at mixing drinks. I also need to get bar sorted, it's in a sorry state right now.
I'm not drunk but I like being retarded. Can I post here pwease?
Plundered some Australian wine and am doing dumb shit. I found out in the southern seas they put it in silver bags and hang it from the sails. I would like to get one.
>>3131 I love goon bags! After we finish drinking them we inflate them like balloons and use them as pillows! Get any box wine and take the sack out, and there you go! >>3026 Of course me-nonnie
>>3171 >goon bags my brain is too rotten for this
>>3192 NO
Bit tipsy, hanging out with two girls and this one moid who’s super annoying. He starts going on about how he hates other men and they ‘give men a bad rep’ and he wants to ‘beat up all the bad men’ so I just told him to stop being a pickme. He got so offended and said he’s never been called that before and ‘isn’t that for women?’… I explained the double standard to him and he stfu and got super quiet, then left
>>3252 KEK, thank you nona for your service
shhhh don't tell anyone that i'm sober while posting here. i just thought that this meme was apt for the thread lol
