Grab ye a flagon o' ale and haul yerself a seat if ye can find one. Let’s parley 'bout ways t' make this vessel proper seaworthy. Ye’ll find that the meta discussion be goin' here...
The seas are turbulent and you've found yourself marooned!
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Ahoy, lassie, usually I charge a guinea for my services... but a real pirate like yourself needs her fortune told for free now and then!
Ask a question, and type
[#][#]fortune without the square brackets.
For a 3-card tarot pull, type
[#][#]tarot3card without the square brackets.
Post and receive your fortune!
Ahoy! The legends of Pirate-tan and her friends be immortalized here in this gallery. Observe the legendary visages and share tales of the souls Pirate-tan has crossed paths with on her voyages! Any legendary board-tans and related characters belong in these halls, so long as they be chummy with our beloved pirate mascot. And do be wise to keep any unsavory images spoilered.
This thread is all about selfcare!
Bought some new lipstick from the local merchant? Need advice on how much sun and salt water is good for skin? Have you been getting stronger hoisting the sails every day and want to celebrate?
Talk about your beauty, body, self care and self improvement journey here.
This includes skincare, makeup, hair, and overall body care.
Please suggest changes, if anyone is unhappy with my thread making.
Oi, mateys, any true pirate has some spooky stories to share! Strange things be seen alone at night on the high seas...
Share yer tinfoil theories, paranormal experiences, or other creepy stuff ITT.
ahoy me-nonnies! this be for all ye' bilge and whatnot.
what are ye' interests and hobbies?
Arr this here be a thread for yer blabberin' o'er consoomer scallywags who've plundered too much booty fer their coffers
Yarr me mateys! We have new pirates on board!
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Sometimes weatherin' the turbulent seas o' life can get a pirate feelin' a bit down, but the best way to lift yer spirits is to remind yerself of all the wonderful treasures that life has to offer!
Share anythin' here with yer mateys that makes ye happy. Be it cute animal pictures, good things that have happened to ye recently, or news that can make even the saltiest sailor crack a smile. No matter how mundane or extravagant, it all be welcome here!
The only rule aboard this ship is that negativity will not be tolerated. Any knave that wish to plunder our happiness from us will be made to WALK THE PLANK!!
Our ship be in need of cooks for out long sails. Post yer recipes and culinary misadventures.
I learned to make chocolate chip cookies, and then I figured out that I can bake them in the microwave instead of the oven. Now I have a batch of raw dough in the fridge that I can scoop up whenever I feel like having a fresh cookie.
Only a fool would post while inebriated. It's best to keep it to this thread.
We be discussin' and speculatin' on the fine topic o' milk, arr! In honor of our dear Rules-chan, who first volunteered to be the board owner, let's remember to put the cow's name in the Name field, aye.
If ye happen to find a cow that be so popular and beloved by the nonnies, then ye be havin' the freedom to create a general thread just for that fine bovine! It be a great honor to have a thread dedicated to a cow that has captured the hearts of many, arr! So if ye think a cow deserves its own special place, go ahead!
In the vast sea of general-generals, such as the Trans General, Cartoon Industry General, Breadtube General, Celebricows, and the like, our nonnas be empowered to create threads as they see fit. If they have a hankerin' for a new general thread, they be free to create it, arr!
Yarr me maties, what be yer usual ways o' entertainment? Be it the magic box or playin' games, if so which ones? Spill the beans, arr!
Yaar, tell me what makes your roger so jolly!
Ahoy me-nonnies! This island offer ye' a fun feature where ye' can do a bit of scribblin'! Draw anything ye' fancy, pirate drawings be appreciated though! yarharharr
Yarr, tell o' yer fanciful hearties ye'd take on a grand voyage!
yohoho, what be we drinking mateys
Me heart be adrift without ye...
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Test thread, please ignore.
Post a lad you're fond of, keep it SFW please.
Confess yer wrongdoings, open yer hearts, and speak the truth of yer misdeeds ye scallywags!
Yar mateys.
'Tis boring to sail on the seven seas without a sailors' tune to pass the time.
Share yer favorite songs and lyrics in this thread.
Captain's asleep, post parrots. Other fancy fowl are welcome as well.
And if ye be a landlubber lookin' to set sail into webdev, coding, or general computer related things, fear not! We be a friendly crew.
If ye be wantin' to discuss a new IB, here be the place.
Arghh mateys, we be in need of more pirate-y memes and picmixes for our ship!
Please post your contributions ITT for other anons to use! Pirate-fied reaction images, memes, or picmixes are very welcome!
Aye it be time for a new thread, mateys. The first one be locked.
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Ahoy thar! If you check yer maps you'll find that there be an X that marks this here spot! Aye, though there be no jewels you'll find a real treasure trove of enlightenment. This enchanted place is one where ye can give and ye can recieve.
<The rules be simple, be kind and courteous to ye fellow crewmates
Hark! There be faefolk about! Do not divulge ye personal, identifiable information or ye shall be kidnapped and forced to join their wicked, nightly hunts forever!
Yar show me yet whittlin' skills and whatnot. I be in need of a new pegleg
Watch out mateys! During a full moon, skeleton pirates roam the board
Share yer most precious cat photos and stories. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of catnip, for the cat lovers and pirates we be!
Post fish ONLY or get scuttled!!!
Post all yer booty of anime and manga from the lands from the rising sun.
>Be me, pirate sailing the seven seas, searching for treasure with me parrot companion beside me.
>I sigh sadly.
>Arghhhhhh... 'tis so boring on the high seas, if only I could hear bawdy tales of the everyday life experiences of other pirates, and mayhaps share me own!
ITT: post stories about events and experiences from your everyday life. The only rule is that all posts (excluding replies) must be formatted as greentext. Remember to avoid sharing personal details!
Ahoy mateys. Methinks 'twould be a wise idea to work together to archive LCF threads. 'Tis expected that those green pastures shan't stay lush forever...
Archive threads and post the archive links here. Any threads important to you or to LCF's history should be archived ASAP. If we work together, it won't be such an arduous task.
So, I'll hoist the sails and sing this sad song, Of a pirate adrift, who feels something's wrong,
Do ye 'ave a taste fer booty? FROM (exclusively) A LASS? Do ye dive in the sea o' muff? Well, 'tis the thread fer ye! Ole Salts who 'ave plenty o' golden star badges or those who were late t' the party, be welcomed.
Now; Baiters, Those who like lads(Males(Even thee lads drawn on paper.)), 'n Bilge-Suckin' Chappell Roan shall be whipped wit' the cat o’ nine tails.
Complain, Lust fer, Joke, as long as 'tis on topic
< Who be the lassies ye be a-fond o'?
< When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?
< Do ye deal wit' any Scurvy curs ye detest ye fer yer lesbianism.
< Favorite lesbian movies, shows, books?
You found it, now don't blab about it. SQUAWKERS GET KEELHAULED