/yohoho/ - Piracy

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I be drinking coffee, me lassie. I recently found a shop that sells a 1kg slab of chocolate, very cheap for it's weight - meant to be used for cooking, but already very good on its own. I tried melting it on milk and mixing with coffee and it's fucking great.

You know, I have my grips with being a NEET, but this is pretty gucci. On one hand it can be painfully lonely, but on the other hand... chocolate is a luxury good, coffee is a luxury good, and here I am mixing both in one delish drink. Sippppppp... Yup, life's good.

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I have no more sparkling water and I'm dying of thirst.

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getting some bad dry mouth these days drinking instant milk tea. its driving me nuts but I cant go a day without a warm drink egads...

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>>314 (OP) 
i had an energy drink and an ice tea and a strawberry milk today!

>>382
moo
Also I know when chimps smile it's a sign of aggression, so I wonder if this monkey was angry at the woman bathing him at first.

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>>387
yeah maybe, and he did look a little pissed at the start. i hope he's happy now! i'm about to make an iced coffee

Italian red wine, a delicious alberone to be exact. I stole it from another ship!

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Tastes like ass

>>545
>plant protein drink 
Probably tastes like bligewater

>>549
I drink it with cow milk which defeats the purpose but it does not make it taste any better

>>553
Ohh, nonna. Don't hurt yourself like that.

>>553
Nesquick has protein and is tasty. I give you permission to drink that instead

Even just normal whey protein tastes better.

Inspired by this thread and board I looked up how to make Grog, the classic pirate drink. I thought it was something nasty but it doesn't sound so bad. Grog is just pure rum, water, mixed with local fruits and a dash of sugar. Pirates were the original fancy cocktail bitches kek.

>>639
Are you going to make it nona?

>>640
For the good of the crew I've already made it. Can't let me crew get sick. Here's the recipe
>Boil the sugar and water together to get a simple syrup. 
>Add white rum
>Keep juicing any citrus fruits you have until the rough after taste goes away
>Garnish with the skins
Ratio of maybe 3(rum)/:2(sugar water) with a bunch of fruits until it tastes nice.  It's essentially a very strong daiquiri.
I am quite drunk from it, I will be taken my leave on the lower decks kek

>>645
Samefag I added a mix of blueberries, frozen pineapple and squized a lime in for fruit. Yarrgh

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>Grog

>>648
>>645
I want one, make me one NOW

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>>672
Here you are me nonnie. I couldn't find the exact accoutrements but yargh I hope it will satiate your tastes. I am but a simple pirate after all. 
It's actually really nice. I'm wasted from it right now kek 

>>687
Kek are you one of the drunknonas from last night? A toast to you me-nonnie

drinking a pinot and thinking about drunknona

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>>784
Drunknona here
I had a glass last night too with my dinner, I hope yours was delicious

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I'm having ginger ale mixed with vodka because I have tomorrow off

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I have drunk too much black coffee on a empty stomach.

>>1103
Oh no, I used to do that on accident and I found out it makes me super anxious. You should try to eat a little and drink some water

>>1104
I'm having dinner soon, I just have to tough it out until I finish making it ヾ(。￣□￣)ツ Spagbol will save me hopefully

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arrr, do ye 'ave plans to imbibe the green ale tonight?

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>>6907
I've imbibed a wee bit too much, matey. I'll be nursing a milder sort of green tonight.

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>>6909
completely understandable! i'm planning on spending a bit of time studying in a cafe later today where i'll likely enjoy a mild green drink as well

>>6907
I was literally just getting ready to go out and grab my pre-errands green tea!! I am a fool who needs motivation to do things i need to keep me alive. Cheers, nonas!

>>6914
Got my drink! It was an iced latte because I still love sweet drinks.

>>6939
Kek I just had my own. My fave local café had a special "lucky berry cheesecake matcha" and it really did taste like a cheesecake. Had berry puree, cream cheese cold foam topped with graham crackers... so good! Hope your latte was great too!

>>6907
Oh God I feel like puking just looking at that. Water and squirty flavour are not good mixers!

>>6981
That sounds delicious, nona. There's not many fancy shops near me but I have a nice small one i go to. I got a honey rose vanilla latte and it was great!

>>6984
What the heck is squirty? Is it another Australia thing like the goon bag??

>>6985
>honey rose vanilla latte
sounds delicious! i might have to look up a recipe online and see if I can't make my own at home! 
>australian goon bag
do I even want to google that one tho?

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>>6985
These things. You usually just squirt it once or twice to flavour water but you dump the whole thing in for a borg.
>>6989
It's a bag of wine. They're usually silver. Australians tie the goonbag to clotheslines and drink from them, then use them as an impromptu pillow.

>>6991
Thank you! I've looked up more on the goon bag. It seems Australians are quite amazing.

>>6993
They have very fun names for things! I'd love to visit but I'm terrified of flying kek.

>>6994
I think I'd like to visit as well, but the flight would be very long (and expensive  )

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