/yohoho/ - Piracy

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I be drinking coffee, me lassie. I recently found a shop that sells a 1kg slab of chocolate, very cheap for it's weight - meant to be used for cooking, but already very good on its own. I tried melting it on milk and mixing with coffee and it's fucking great.

You know, I have my grips with being a NEET, but this is pretty gucci. On one hand it can be painfully lonely, but on the other hand... chocolate is a luxury good, coffee is a luxury good, and here I am mixing both in one delish drink. Sippppppp... Yup, life's good.

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I have no more sparkling water and I'm dying of thirst.

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getting some bad dry mouth these days drinking instant milk tea. its driving me nuts but I cant go a day without a warm drink egads...

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>>314 (OP) 
i had an energy drink and an ice tea and a strawberry milk today!

>>382
moo
Also I know when chimps smile it's a sign of aggression, so I wonder if this monkey was angry at the woman bathing him at first.

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>>387
yeah maybe, and he did look a little pissed at the start. i hope he's happy now! i'm about to make an iced coffee

Italian red wine, a delicious alberone to be exact. I stole it from another ship!

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Tastes like ass

>>545
>plant protein drink 
Probably tastes like bligewater

>>549
I drink it with cow milk which defeats the purpose but it does not make it taste any better

>>553
Ohh, nonna. Don't hurt yourself like that.

>>553
Nesquick has protein and is tasty. I give you permission to drink that instead

Even just normal whey protein tastes better.

Inspired by this thread and board I looked up how to make Grog, the classic pirate drink. I thought it was something nasty but it doesn't sound so bad. Grog is just pure rum, water, mixed with local fruits and a dash of sugar. Pirates were the original fancy cocktail bitches kek.

>>639
Are you going to make it nona?

>>640
For the good of the crew I've already made it. Can't let me crew get sick. Here's the recipe
>Boil the sugar and water together to get a simple syrup. 
>Add white rum
>Keep juicing any citrus fruits you have until the rough after taste goes away
>Garnish with the skins
Ratio of maybe 3(rum)/:2(sugar water) with a bunch of fruits until it tastes nice.  It's essentially a very strong daiquiri.
I am quite drunk from it, I will be taken my leave on the lower decks kek

>>645
Samefag I added a mix of blueberries, frozen pineapple and squized a lime in for fruit. Yarrgh

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>Grog

>>648
>>645
I want one, make me one NOW

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>>672
Here you are me nonnie. I couldn't find the exact accoutrements but yargh I hope it will satiate your tastes. I am but a simple pirate after all. 
It's actually really nice. I'm wasted from it right now kek 

>>687
Kek are you one of the drunknonas from last night? A toast to you me-nonnie

drinking a pinot and thinking about drunknona

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>>784
Drunknona here
I had a glass last night too with my dinner, I hope yours was delicious

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I'm having ginger ale mixed with vodka because I have tomorrow off

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I have drunk too much black coffee on a empty stomach.

>>1103
Oh no, I used to do that on accident and I found out it makes me super anxious. You should try to eat a little and drink some water

>>1104
I'm having dinner soon, I just have to tough it out until I finish making it ヾ(。￣□￣)ツ Spagbol will save me hopefully

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arrr, do ye 'ave plans to imbibe the green ale tonight?

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>>6907
I've imbibed a wee bit too much, matey. I'll be nursing a milder sort of green tonight.

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>>6909
completely understandable! i'm planning on spending a bit of time studying in a cafe later today where i'll likely enjoy a mild green drink as well

>>6907
I was literally just getting ready to go out and grab my pre-errands green tea!! I am a fool who needs motivation to do things i need to keep me alive. Cheers, nonas!

>>6914
Got my drink! It was an iced latte because I still love sweet drinks.

>>6939
Kek I just had my own. My fave local café had a special "lucky berry cheesecake matcha" and it really did taste like a cheesecake. Had berry puree, cream cheese cold foam topped with graham crackers... so good! Hope your latte was great too!

>>6907
Oh God I feel like puking just looking at that. Water and squirty flavour are not good mixers!

>>6981
That sounds delicious, nona. There's not many fancy shops near me but I have a nice small one i go to. I got a honey rose vanilla latte and it was great!

>>6984
What the heck is squirty? Is it another Australia thing like the goon bag??

>>6985
>honey rose vanilla latte
sounds delicious! i might have to look up a recipe online and see if I can't make my own at home! 
>australian goon bag
do I even want to google that one tho?

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>>6985
These things. You usually just squirt it once or twice to flavour water but you dump the whole thing in for a borg.
>>6989
It's a bag of wine. They're usually silver. Australians tie the goonbag to clotheslines and drink from them, then use them as an impromptu pillow.

>>6991
Thank you! I've looked up more on the goon bag. It seems Australians are quite amazing.

>>6993
They have very fun names for things! I'd love to visit but I'm terrified of flying kek.

>>6994
I think I'd like to visit as well, but the flight would be very long (and expensive  )

GOD SOMEONE IN THE LC BUNKER THREAD MENTIONED THIS BT I'M PISSED OFF AGAIN, I REMEMBERY TRYING TO JOIN THE LOLCOR MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE 3 FUCKING TIMES WHEN THE SERVER NONNIE SAID THE WHITELIST WAS OFF BUT I WANS'T ABLE TO FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!!!!I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MIND CRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT, I DON'T EITHER BUT I WANTED TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kind of want to try this one out tomorrow... it's maybe a bit much on the sugar, but it sounds interesting and I'm drinking regular jasmine tea right now, so might as well, right?

>>12647
This sounds delicious! Definitely try it and report back!

>>12649
just tried it out-- it's REALLY good! definitely on the sweet side, but the jasmine flavor works really well with the matcha, and I think letting it steep overnight made it quite strong (I was worried it would either be very faint and overpowered by the sugar or rather bitter, but it works out great!)

>>12654
Yummy! I'll have to give it a try. Maybe I'll modify the sweetness. I prefer a little less sweet!