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im jeffie and this is my thread
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>>3119
I want to unleash Chisato boobs so bad.

>>3121
Kinda shitty fam.  Still coughing and it's still difficult to breath.
How about you Denpa, how ya holdin' up?

>>3122
>he avoids answering that 
I mean, this too.
Legit still don't have answers back from tests either.

>>3123
How you doin'?
How's Generation Kill going?
Can I spill the beans on Sixta yet?
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fast healer became very fast healer
pretty became beutiful
the only price was that weak stomach became nausea
not even that bad a trait tbh
it says i can vomit on command
idk why id do that tho
i made my concubines take mutagens
one will be a cat
another will be a bear
another will be a spider
damn spider girl got epicuticle
nice armor
if i remember right, the spider armor keeps getting better
and playing as a spider nudist is an unironically viable strat

im exploring a trifflid grove rn
its so underwhelming
i just walked right in
trifflids cant damage me
even without dodging and blocking
my armor is just too high for them lmfao
cant even damage my limbs
just how low is their damage?
prolly less than 10
the description of their bark wall said itd burn nicely
so i lit it on fire
then i found the entrance and went spelunking
i got in p deep when i heard some noises on the entrance
then i remembered i set the place on fire
when i got back, there was a lot of smoke coming from outside
oops
i climb back up
300C in the middle of winter
good thing i can stop time, or i might have died a toasty death right there
i think this is the biggest proof of how unkillable i really am
not even my own retardation can end me anymore
i tried letting the trifflids surround me to see if i get an achievement for having 8 adjacent enemies
but their AI is too retarded for that
they always leave 1 square empty while the rest struggles to walk around the crowd
plants really dont have brains
there is a smile pit nearby
it was funny seeing plants vs slimes
but same shit
no real danger for me
and for some reason i cant explore the pit, the 2nd way down shows a message saying it closes when i try to climb down
idk what thats about
at least theyre good to get my melee to lvl 10
yea thats it
ill go around terrorizing plants and slimes to get my skills up
i am become the cataclysm

idk if i should bother butchering the trifflid corpses
on the one hand: infinite food for my camp slaves + infinite thread
on the other: massive pain in the ass
and both of those are pointless anyway so whatevs
im gonna explore a military bunker i saw on the map
ah wait, the trifflid underground didnt burn lol
ig i can go there and see if theres anything good

btw i need to change the appearance of my character
i keep imagining him like literally doomguy
short brown hair and no beard
or maybe a stubble
but when i made the character he had medium blond hair and a royale beard
also blue eyes
funny how i can just change my eye color at any time on the character menu
mutant powers ig
>Still coughing and it's still difficult to breath
yeah living is hard now 
but it's going to get even worse 
>Legit still don't have answers back from tests 
yeah forgot that those take weeks to complete
>Signature traits of hypomania and mania include
imagine being so based they make up a mental disorder to define your personality  
>8. Jesus will banish those who reject him.
shitty translation 
now cite this shit in hebrew 
>Virtue signalling people who're doing it for the attention and not for an actual cause or to create a systemic change
ughh 
hits kinda close 
>idk if i should bother butchering the trifflid corpses
don't forget there's a zone for butchering 
makes shit way easier
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>>3138
>How you doin'?
Tired. So-so.
Have you been doing much other than sleeping?
>How's Generation Kill going
I finished the book and thought it was pretty good.
>Can I spill the beans on Sixta yet
Funny, he never appears in the book. Which got me confused and thinking I had read the wrong thing, so I looked up him up. I saw what the deal is about.
I am watching the miniseries now, though. It's pretty fun to be able to catch all the references when the book is still fresh in your memory, and see how wrong or right your imagination was.
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>don't forget there's a zone for butchering 
yea i created a bunch of zones for my slaves to work on
disassembly
butcher
there was another one i forgot
it really fucking sucks that npcs cant craft tbh
i have 6 women living with me and i cant force them to mass produce the mutagens that will turn them into my fetish animal onaholes
btw how come there is no fox and horse mutagens?
ig the devs just know how overly sexualized those are
still, it really sucks that i cant turn a cute girl into a big centaur with a massive horse futa cock
and foxes, well
lets just say that the picture is related
>>3139
>Is that vomit?
i dont really remember, wasnt reading
just looking for the right pic
but ig thats cocaine she drooled over
>I have literally nothing to talk about or reply to all these CDDA shit that you keep posting.
then ig i have no choice but go back to the posts from when i took a break and reply to them all
too bad i have literally nothing to talk about or reply to all these schizo psychobabble shit where everyone is a narcissist+another illness that you keep posting
>jesus this, jesus that
dude has been dead for 2 millennia
lets just call it even
why are you talking so much shit about the dead anyway?
most of christianity isnt evenwhat he did
its all the weird actions and beliefs propagated by the followers of the followers of the followers of the followers of his followers
which ig most of it makes sense when you consider theyre the sort of ppl to take a literal hippie seriously
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>it really fucking sucks that npcs cant craft tbh
wtf 
they can 
in the basecamp ofc 
>i have 6 women living with me and i cant force them to mass produce the mutagens that will turn them 
if they have the required skills than they will help you with batch crafting reducing the amount of time needed 
super duper fucking useful
saves tens of hours 
>then ig i have no choice but go back to the posts from when i took a break and reply to them all
oh man this shit will take you ages 
well have fun 
>why are you talking so much shit about the dead anyway?
we are discussing DDA here 
>most of christianity isnt evenwhat he did
he shows up in quite a huge percentage of bible's books and he plays p important roles 
>its all the weird actions and beliefs propagated by the followers of the followers of the followers of the followers of his followers
don't take all this shit seriously 
all modern churches exist solely for money laundering 
the most devoted followers are fucking insane and there's nothing in their life going on besides the eternal struggle to keep up with all the diets some jews made up before JC Denton was born 
>which ig most of it makes sense when you consider theyre the sort of ppl to take a literal hippie seriously
i am not really making any sense of what you said in my head tbh
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>>3148
It's just you.
forget the plants and slimes
pupating zombies were simply engineered in a lab to be pounded 24/7
literally
fuckers can heal faster than i can kill them if i attack barehanded
just got melee to lvl 10
yea ig the aliens were good to get cutting to lvl 10
but ill now look for the shittiest weapon in the game so i can bash zombies for a long time and get bashing to lvl 10
im almost getting vehicles to lvl 10
idek what this does
ig it lets me turn left 10x faster
and i fully intend to get lvl 10 on all skill no matter how useless
btw how tf do i up my athletics?
swimming?
bc after i ran out of training recipes, its stuck on lvl 5 since my first month

i raided the military bunker
what a wash
nothing good
a bunch of ammo belts with heavy rifle ammo
all full
but zero cbms
at least they had anesthetics
where tf do i even look for implants anyway?
i only ever saw them on a few rare labs
and i have raided plenty of labs by now
i thought the milfags would have them too
why wouldnt they try to chrome up their super soldiers?
btw i was welcomed by a talon turret that unloaded 3 fat shots on my chest before i bisected it
didnt even feel it
just went back upstairs and took a little nap and i was good as new
i can already uninstall the repair nanobots
theyre obsolete
only good for automatically stopping bleeding
i really want the buttplug implant so i can save my alcohol for emergencies
i already have 2.7MJ storage
i can made do with 10% of that
so yea
i fill my car with 9 very large batteries and stay tapped out all the time
only in case i somehow run out of energy completely i use alcohol
good thing i can config the power saving threshold

i fucking hate winter so much its unreal
gotta constantly defrost shit to eat and drink
im gonna spend winter digging underground tbh
so i can store my water
>START A NEW TOPIC
hey remember that time when i was talking about arts and craft and none of you niggers said anything substantial bc yall are a bunch of useless dead weight neets that cant do anything with your hand except jerk your sorry excuse for a cock?
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>>3139
I think you're just getting older, Denpa.
Living conditions probably don't help, but y'know.
If your legs hurt might be a circulation issue.  Are you getting enough walking/standing in?  You're not sitting down too much, right?

Cold weather is the best, I'll trade you, I love snow.

>>3142
fml
I guess now I know what it feels like to smoke a carton a day for thirty years.

>>3144
Sort of yeah.
>finished the book and thought it was good
Nice.
>he never appears in the book
Huh, that's fuckin' weird.
Damn, you looked him up, so you found out he was kiddie diddler.
I fucking lmao'd at that, and there were so many jokes made about him being like "well no wonder he liked little boys, they're always in regs" because he was a stickler for keeping everyone in his unit to very stringent hygiene/grooming regs.

Also I watched the Tarkov Arena preview.  It is indeed Tarkov.  Arena.
The spastic aspies have a new playground, and it looks as genuinely awful as everyone expected.
>btw how tf do i up my athletics?
swimming in a backpack 
also diving 
but i never actually upped it 
so idk for sure 
>where tf do i even look for implants anyway?
MINES hospitals labs 
i heard new NPCs have some 
yeah btw you can raid those scientists that give out quests 
their leader is packed with the rarest shit imaginable 
although you get -420 to your morale when dissecting humans
<half-assed a fumo  
>hey remember that time when i was talking about arts and craft and none of you niggers said anything substantial bc yall are a bunch of useless dead weight neets
lmaeo 
>Cold weather is the best
every african says that
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>>3152
>Sort of yeah.
Things such as?
>watched the Tarkov Arena preview
>it looks as genuinely awful as everyone expected.
Shame. Impressive how much potential BSG are able to squander.
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>>3153
>every african says that
Bix nood.
I'm not talking about YOUR cold weather.

>>3154
Trying to piece my life together and not unironically eat a bullet.
How about you?
>Impressive how much potential BSG are able to squander
They ARE Russian, please understand.
>half-assed a fumo
did you already forget the whole fucking pirate costume + accessories?
fucking nanotrannies istg
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>>3155
>Trying to piece my life together and not unironically eat a bullet.
Sorry. Hope you do well on that.
>How about you?
Passing the time, skipping classes.
I was hoping to eat out today but I won't make it.
>The ARE Russian
Unironically the reason why.
I'd rather they focused their efforts on making their little movies than a game. They're actually good at that. Have you watched Raid?
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>>3157
Wtf, why are you skipping class!?
Go to class, bitch!  Before I drag you there!
>their little movies
An Escape from Tarkov movie would be fun...  I WANT Tarkov as a GAME to be good, tho.  It has a great concept, it's not even that hard to fix what's wrong, like we talked about with SPT.
>Have you watched Raid?
I've not.
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>>3158
>why are you skipping class!?
I've been very tired. I'll try not to next week.
 >An Escape from Tarkov movie would be fun...
That's what Raid is. It's on their channel if you have an hour to spare. I recommend.
>It has a great concept
>it's not even that hard to fix what's wrong
Somebody will eventually make a competitor clone that's better in every way. Just have to wait.
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>>3159
>I've been very tired.
What've you been doing?
>It's on their channel
Aight, later today when I have nothing to do then.
>eventually make a competitor
Everyone tried to make cheap rip offs really quickly, and they're all really meh.
Even CoD has a ""version"" of it.
Have you seen the new Marathon game?
>I'm not talking about YOUR cold weather.
ah yes 
the famous "ideal" temperature 
unfortunately unattainable outside 
you can use a conditioner if you want  
>did you already forget the whole fucking pirate costume + accessories?
how could i 
this shit is your entire fucking blog 
it's kinda soulless so i threw it out 
>Passing the time, skipping classes.
>I was hoping to eat out today but I won't make it.
faggotchan? 
>Wtf, why are you skipping class!?
probably because the lack of consequences 
btw why are you 'mericans posting at 6pm breeish time
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>>3160
>What've you been doing?
Not a lot physically. Doesn't take anything to get me tired. Feels like it's from just existing.
>later today when I have nothing to do
Have fun.
>Everyone tried to make cheap rip offs really quickly
Their problem was that they tried to put their own spin on things. Tarkov in space, Tarkov in a fantasy Wild West, Tarkov in space again, yada yada. Nobody really catering to the same milsim audience, with the same type of gunplay and feel that made it popular.
You could mention CoD, but DMZ wasn't really even close to Tarkov, it was just Warzone with an extraction mechanic slapped onto it. 
Someone will ape it one-to-one, sooner or later. Hopefully.
>Doesn't take anything to get me tired. Feels like it's from just existing.
literally me
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>>3161
>the famous "ideal" temperature 
Ideal is like 24c with an offshore breeze.

>>3162
The kinda tired sleep won't fix.
>I sit like L from death note.
thats insane
and autistic
i did that only 1 time before realizing how retardedly nonviable that position really is
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Alright, red-pill me, who's faggotchan?

>>3165
UR GETTING OLD, DENPA!  Take care of yourself!
>I am sit in front of computer all day
<I sit like L from death not
You mean you literally sit like you're squatting over the shitter?  Jesus, no wonder.
>It's raining now.  Can't go out.
Denpa do you like hot baths?
>>3169
Who doesn't hate going to school?
>drinks tea
Oh, so actually is a bottom, nice.
>I also have hemorrhoids
tmi
>daisuki!
Hot springs episode with Denpa, to heal her back to normal.
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>Ideal is like 24c
TOO HOT 
15/18C is ideal 
>breeze
yeah that would be nice 
but sometimes i prefer a harsher wind 
just not too harsh so it's not hurting your ears 
>>3164 
<do not repost watermark 
really fucking cringe 
at least you reposted it 
that's redeemable 
>We've been talking to faggotchan all this time!?
yeah but now he's more of a faggot 
>Maybe more topics that still haven't talked about
yeah btw you are kinda bored of DDA by now right? 
try caves of qud 
i can send you my version if you wanna (it's riddled with polish malware) 
>Went to doctors 
wtf 
why? 
you aren't dying so what's the point? 
>my posture is fucked up
when i sit at home for more than two days my neck and spine gets all fucky wucky 
do bridges 
those help with hunches 
you'll see p significant progress in like four days if you do them everyday 
also just do that limbo shit 
but without moving 
just bend your spine backwards 
don't forget about your neck btw 
i can't bend forwards for shit but i got really really fucking good at limbo 
is being able to touch your feet while standing useful?  
why do ppl do this shit 
i can't see any benefits 
>No snow in here
poor you 
as soon as temperature here drops to at least -5 i am going to do so much illegal shit with nitric acid 
temperature control? 
lol 
imagine not using your balcony as a freezer 
>shitting squat 
indian spetsnaz tactics sure are bizarre 
>who's faggotchan?
blogposting faggot 
lives in turkey 
likes milsims and games with shooting in general 
speedruns quake 
can't cook for shit 
that's about it 
>drinks tea.
wait he does? 
i recently read that drinking tea is anti-christian and satanic btw 
but i doubt christians know about that 
<so actually is a bottom
unless he drinks chifir 
then he's going to rape YOU
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>Here you are free to talk about suicide, depression, inceldom, suffering, Russo-Ukranian politics, looks like some are talking about guns in here, first person shooters, CDDA, Beryllium poisoning, bomb making, drugs, narcissism, psychopathy
what about something nice?
cant we go back to the times we discussed which little animegirl was the gayest?
>It keeps making snapping noises.
how tf do you even live as a broken mind inside a broken body?
no wonder denpa is so denpa
if i had to inhabit a diseased body that doesnt work for anything id prolly be going full-on denpa mode too in no time

>I don't know it seems comfortable for me but I'm surely gonna get lasting lumbar problems.
please tell me you dont actually sit like your pic
thats 1000x worse than the way L sat
at least he squats straight, so his spine is only a bit hunched forward
asymmetric leg positions like those make you turn your spine to the side too, so youre basically twisting it diagonally all day
might as well donate your backbone to someone who needs it, if you really dont want it anymore
not like you use it for anything anyway
>Sitting on a chair for too long makes the ass hurt
wtf kind of shitty chair do you have?
hardwood flat seat?
get a better chair
i use one of those small portable beach chairs
the seat is made of- idk the name. canvas?
some very hard fabric
its slightly flexible so it adjusts to my ass
never had any problems sitting on it for 8 hours straight to fry my brain with porn
the back support is also like the seat and super comfy
there are several reason why denpa is so fucking denpa
its like he builds his environment with the explicit purpose of breaking his body and mind
kinky

>Alright, red-pill me, who's faggotchan?
just some faggot
nobody important anymore
>You mean you literally sit like you're squatting over the shitter?
its in his blood
>Denpa do you like hot baths?
i doubt denpa bathes regularly
but at the same time, i imagine that his ocd makes him take 10 baths a day
he probably flipflops between both mental states on a weekly basis tbh

>Hot springs episode with Denpa, to heal her back to normal.
post pictures

>yeah btw you are kinda bored of DDA by now right?
nah i wanna play as spider girl for a while
after i finish training my melee skills to lvl 10
i need to find somewhere with an armored zombie
i found one on the bunker and finished training melee on him
i spared him so ill comeback later when he heals
>do bridges
i sincerely do not believe denpa has the capability to do that
like given his physical condition id be surprised if he is even capable of looking straight up
>is being able to touch your feet while standing useful?
is being able to bend backwards useful outside of stupid party games?
at least front bending impresses normies bc hardly anyone bothers to stretch these days
backbending just looks weird
i can do both

>I think he's asexual tbh.
stop projecting
osfie gives off the biggest bottom energy around here after you
maybe he hasnt learned it yet, but im sure hed get addicted to getting his prostate tickled right after his first time tasting it
>It's like missionary position but you're thrusting upwards.
the fuck?
>It means that your belly isn't blocking you when trying to bend down and you're fit.
nah it just means youre flexible
i have a belly and i can still do it
so if you cant, its just genuinely a massive skill issue
train more
but yea the belly makes it harder
so if youre anorexic and still cant do it, youre just beyond hope
>Idk the last few of his blogposts that I remember were just him talking about drinking tea of various flavors he bought from a shop.
and dont forget about how much he loves diddling little boys
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>yeah btw you are kinda bored of DDA by now right?
btw i found someones furaffinity account where he posts pics of his cataclysm mutant waifu
ig its true that cdda players are all just a bunch of furries
do you know anywhere i can read cdda comics?
im sure the autismos out there must have a large collection of anecdotes from their survivors
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>>3164
Makes it worse.
Did you watch it?
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>I think he's asexual tbh.
so he prefers to just watch? 
>I look for long term effects for legs making snapping noises I saw cancer
lmfao 
listen 
literally every single fucking symptom recorded can be tied to cancer 
and even if you got cancer 
it would be easier just to kill yourself instead of trying to treat it while burdening your family
>It's like missionary position
that's a weird fucking association 
and no it's p different from missionary  
>Why are you good at limbo?
retard learn to fucking read 
>It means that your belly isn't blocking you when trying to bend
how the fuck can it? 
>you're fit
fir for what? 
touching your feet while standing? 
is there a single fucking use case for that 
>asymmetric leg positions like those make you turn your spine to the side too
i'd be fucked if that was true 
i never sit symmetrically and my shoulders are ideally proportionate 
>is being able to bend backwards useful
yeah 
it prevents hunches 
>btw i found someones furaffinity account where he posts pics of his cataclysm mutant waifu
the fuck? 
you browse furaffinity? 
btw yeah i know this guy 
iirc i posted his art before 
he was planning to make an animated series like two years ago or some shit 
but i doubt he's going to do it 
>do you know anywhere i can read cdda comics?
there are only two worthwhile DDA artist 
the furry mutant wife dude 
and a bitch that had a "pmmeyourdickpicks" username on twitch 
but they don't make comics 
>im sure the autismos out there must have a large collection of anecdotes from their survivors
yeah the pm bitch surely has LOTS 
>a sad life where she probably married the guy she fell in love with and pretty much is reduced to a housemaid after the marriage and to take care of his parents
what's so fucking sad about that?
i bet shy-kun would kill for a life like that 
>THE MOVIE WAS VERY SAD IT MADE ME CRY
nah you are just a pussy 
that episode from futurama about a dog 
now that's some real depressing shit 
>IS COST OF LIVING THAT EXPENSIVE IN THERE?
100 bucks? 
that's kinda p fucking cheap by urainian standards 
now 40$ for whiskey? 
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT 
that's just robbing people 
<hurr durr inflation 
i wonder how much many they wasted on production 
>I'm a hikkineet
sounds p fucking nice 
why are you so upset about that 
just find yourself some fun things to cope with 
>Mahiron lives in a warzone
last time i heard an explosion that wasn't mine was 
fuck so long i don't even remember 
last time i heard a plane was more than half a year ago 
i have things to worry about but those aren't getting enlisted or russia somehow getting to my bumfuck nowhere 
>You think we're gonna be happy to talk about something nice?
drugs are nice 
>The past few days I've been learning some ideas on how to trick the body into affecting the mind
ughhhh 
drugs?  
>smiling like Mona Lisa when you're sad
that's fucking retarded 
you are better off smashing your head against a wall to get that juicy adrenaline rush 
i heard hormones affect both your mind and your body 
but those are kinda expensive 
unless you are willing to poison yourself with some of my DIY instructions 
>I am the architect of my own destruction
those are demolition experts 
and no you aren't even close to them 
they actually plan things out and put in effort 
>I'll try to save money and do something about this as.
how the fuck do you get money? 
prostitution? 
good boy points? 
>Why do Koreans keep making "Capitalism Bad" movies 
that's just chinese propaganda don't pay attention to it
yall mf gonna watch the eclipse?
jk ik it doesnt show on our side of the planet
im gonna finish fixing my pistol then go to sleep
yea im making a new one
with a real skeleton
now make of sticks instead of snow
it cracked, but held p well in place
im just finishing it up
>>3177
funny how your review of some shitty foid-centered asian movie is more well made and passionate than the review of something your supposed 'friend' wrote
but thats just denpa for you
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>I'm already burdening my family by being a NEET cancer.
go on 
do some ties and twists on a power line cable 
>portugese subtitles 
wtf 
why is the white haired bitch so fucking stylish 
sherlock holmes was more modest wtf  
i suppose it's only bad because the room is fucking atrocious 
literal bugmen hive holy shit 
it's just like orphanage but in reverse 
instead of having literally nothing it's cluttered like DDA's source code 
>Honestly horrible
i've seen things way WAY worse 
for the ppl at bottom they are living in a fucking paradise  
>This one?
not sure 
it seems like you accidentally used the same link as before 
try again 
>I really need to get a job to support them
hey build a growbox and start well growing weed 
that was my first relatively stable source of income 
i fucking hate the weed chugging niggers now but hey 
50% of ALL the caught drug deals in uraine and russia consisted solely of cannabis 
that's like 
a fucking half of all the deals 
although yeah the statistic wasn't including GABAshit and tranquilizers i suspect those are a p huge chunk 
considering your coordinates and the little bits about your culture and history that i heard  
there's a p fucking huge demand for weed in india 
you'll need to invest a bit 
nothing much just a sodium lamp and some fertilizers 
oh and you'll also need some seeds 
just buy "100% guaranteed female seeds" from some sketchy dude in telegram, like 20% of those are probably male seeds  
you can also just borrow seeds from wild cannabis 
although they aren't going to be as potent 
it sucks when you smoke it but it's tolerable if you are consuming it in alternative ways 
i have quite a lot of experience in this field you can ask me whatever you want 
i talk like a fucking glownigger 
btw you can also do synthetic cannabiods 
those are piss fucking easy 
but most are MKU tier poisons driving ppl insane 
the good ones aren't exactly hard 
for high-functioning autists 
you aren't one of those 
or maybe yeah just apply as a guard or something 
they just need a person to take up space 
>Drowns the noises and makes you feel dizzy and numb. 
>BAD though.
why? 
>Jurassic_Bark
yeah yeah this one
>>3178
>I'm a hikkineet. Mahiron lives in a warzone. Chisatofag is dying of Beryllium Poisoning. You think we're gonna be happy to talk about something nice?
damn i forgot im the one most well-off out of every nanotranny
i actually live in a decent place with a mostly sane family and no (physical) health issues and even have friends irl
idek how i ended up here among you other fuckups
>Mom tells me that I drank shaving lotion when I was a kid and fucked my whole body up, but I don't know.
thats such a denpa thing to do lmfao
<mommyyyyyy i dont wanna drink tap water
i want the bottle on the bathroom bc it has the color i like
>I got infected with Rat fever at least once a month and I got put on heavy medication too.
yea that certainly left some internal scars
every person ik that takes a shitton of meds do it as a lifestyle
it isnt just one off disease that gets healed and they stop ODing on meds
its always one after the other and they have a whole collection of rainbow pills they take everyday
>Yes, I do. My legs hurt so much. Now I'm sitting like I'm kneeling and my legs are twisted a bit. No wonder I got bowlegs.
idk why you enjoy tortuting yourself so much, but have fun ig
at this point im p sure using the computer while standing up is a lot better
but inb4 muh feet hurt wah wah
hell, just put a pillow on the floor and kneel on it, since you dont mind the position already
>Plastic and I have a sofa cushion on it. It still hurts.
thats actually worse
id rather sit on a hard chair then adding a fucking cushion on top
shit keeps sliding all over the place with any movement i make
>I'm also too poor to afford a computer chair.
>computer chair
your computer doesnt need to sit down
just go to a bar and steal a chair
>Any pictures of it you can show me?
yes
kinda this but without the neck pillow
>"office" chairs
ew
>That's literally how bridges look like!
idk what kind of weird missionaries you have been looking at, but i want links
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shit
forgot the pic
>yall mf gonna watch the eclipse?
oh there's an eclipse 
i always miss those things 
no i am not going to 
what's the point 
>im gonna finish fixing my pistol then go to sleep
sounds erotic 
i thought halloween already ended 
>now make of sticks instead of snow
sounds schizo 
>funny how your review of some shitty foid-centered asian movie is more well made and passionate than the review of something your supposed 'friend' wrote
denpa is as far from being your friend as possible 
and the movie is way more relatable to him than a made up episode about otaku trannies made for a cartoon he probably hasn't even watched 
well idk if he did 
i didn't 
it has a rather negative reputation 
should i bother?
>>3181
>you browse furaffinity? 
what, you dont?
jk, i found it on reddit and it linked there
wait, thats worse
but yea i didnt know any other place to look for comics than the cdda subreddit
didnt find a lot
mostly mspaint tier stuff
thats nice
maybe ill start my own comic series
>iirc i posted his art before 
i dont think so
which one?
>he was planning to make an animated series like two years ago or some shit 
yea artistis always do
they fail to realize how much fucking work animation really is
which is weird bc he is a good animator, so he should have a grasp of how nonviable that is
>pmmeyourdickpicks" username on twitch
bruh youre gonna have to me more specific
couldnt locate him
>yeah the pm bitch surely has LOTS 
links or doesnt exist
>what's so fucking sad about that?
she cant go to parties get knocked up by chads anymore
she is enslaved to a single chad now
>i bet shy-kun would kill for a life like that 
hell, even i would
can you imagine dedicating your life to a hot mommy dominatrix who will milk you every night by torturing your cock and balls bc thats how she relieves stress?
>nah you are just a pussy 
spitting fax
>that episode from futurama about a dog 
which one?
>now 40$ for whiskey? 
>WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT 
<t. slav
>just find yourself some fun things to cope with 
denpa fried his brain too much
he cant have fun anymore
that is me in 5 years
>last time i heard an explosion that wasn't mine was 
lmfao
maybe the war is already over
its just mahiron's test bombs keeping ppl on edge
>you are better off smashing your head against a wall to get that juicy adrenaline rush 
yea just fucking cut yourself smh
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>idek how i ended up here among you other fuckups
some autists are high-functioning after all 
you can blend well with normies 
and you have a decent family 
that's an enormous fucking bonus and you should treasure it 
i was born inside of a crime ridden shit hole and grew up without parenting 
so now i am here
constantly roaming from house to house completely fucking obliterating each one i rent 
yk i could have abandoned drugs long ago 
but what for? 
what's so fucking good about being sober 
so i detox my body 
illegally immigrate somewhere in europe or america 
and what happens then
no fucking way i can apply to university
maybe i can slave my ass off as an electrician or a welder  
for what 
i don't have any ambitions 
i just try to stay afloat and preferably happy  
>just put a pillow on the floor and kneel on it, since you dont mind the position already
i'd rather shit while standing than sit while kneeling
>Fuck I think I'm messing up with the dollar to won conversion
id be surprised if you werent
>Exercise is one way to make your mind change into something else as well. Giving yourself an ice shock by waterboarding in it is another thing.
thats just making your body produce natural drugs to get high on
>BAD though
if it works it works
>i always miss those things 
same
there is always at least 2 per year
sometimes 5
i have never seem one before in 22 years on this cursed earth
maybe next year
>i thought halloween already ended 
never even began
>sounds schizo 
yea
even after drying is 'correctly' (like a foid on yt taught, ofc she was lying) it still cracked
but i was anticipating it, so i made a sturdy skeleton underneath
and yea, it was strong enough to keep the shape without crumbling or going limp
im glad im capable of learning
unlike some ppl itt
*glances at denpa's direction*
>should i bother?
only if you like post-ironic humour
do you laugh at ironic reddit memes?

>that's an enormous fucking bonus and you should treasure it
yea thats why im a happy neet
i might not have any bitches to my name, but at least my life is as comfy as they come
>i don't have any ambitions 
yea same
im planning to write a post on my site about exactly that
how everything in life is fucking pointless bc there is nothing worthwhile in it
you just find some half-decent cope to do until the day you die
like yea i could prolly get a job
i did once
but lol what for
not like i personally need money
and other than that, whats the point of working?
not like im gonna score any hoes
cuntoids are already hard af to woo, and they sure af wont be interested in shitting where they eat
>i'd rather shit while standing than sit while kneeling
its physically impossible to do those 2 things
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>which one?
it's probably in the lambda thread 
i am not voldemort 
<pmmeyourdickpicks 
>couldnt locate him
idk if it's a biological female or a really well passing tranny 
but i just can't imagine a girl playing C:DDA 
that's literally fucking impossible 
like no way 
even males are usually filtered by the character creation menu and then the keybinds 
>bruh youre gonna have to me more specific
honestly idk how to find him now 
his reddit account got deleted for being too based 
and i can't really recall his twitch either 
>can you imagine dedicating your life to a hot mommy dominatrix who will milk you every night by torturing your cock and balls bc thats how she relieves stress?
uggghhhhh 
i'd settle on having a housewife tbh 
>its just mahiron's test bombs keeping ppl on edge
once the winter starts i am going to nitrate so much shit you wouldn't believe it's real 
i have tens of liters of distilled sulfuric acid and more than 50 fucking kilos of nitrate salts 
most aren't recrystallized though  
milfags banned fireworks 
literal fucking fascism 
i am going into the [REDACTED] and i am blasting my own fireworks the entire night 
finally the time i wasted modeling rockets as a kid is going to payoff
>thats just making your body produce natural drugs to get high on
honestly adrenaline isn't all that cool once you taste some pure concentrated dopamine 
in salts adrenaline is responsible for p bad negative effects while having almost zero positive ones 
>even after drying is 'correctly'  it still cracked
is it really badly cracked or is it tolerable? 
because damn the clay i used was way less sensitive 
maybe something was wrong with it 
or something is wrong with yours 
>so i made a sturdy skeleton underneath
oh fuck 
that's what you meant by a skeleton 
i thought you were using bones or some shit 
yeah kinda like toothpicks ppl use for miniature figures 
>do you laugh at ironic reddit memes?
tbh i almost never laugh at memes 
>how everything in life is fucking pointless bc there is nothing worthwhile in it
sounds like a typical post on r/atheism 
<i'd rather shit while standing than sit while kneeling
>its physically impossible to do those 2 things
wait really? 
you can't shit while standing? 
like i never tried but i imagine it's just as easy as shitting while sitting
>idk if it's a biological female or a really well passing tranny 
yea prolly a tranny for the reasons you mentioned
although the author of my favorite /ss/ comic is a genuine foid
finding that out blew my mind
i still have my doubts tho
>his reddit account got deleted for being too based 
thats how it is in this bitch of an earth
>i'd settle on having a housewife tbh 
how the hell are you gonna support her?
drug money?
and keep her addicted so she cant leave you?
based
>i am going into the [REDACTED] and i am blasting my own fireworks the entire night 
based protester
make them write your entire manifesto in the sky
>is it really badly cracked or is it tolerable? 
tolerable
i covered the cracks with tape and put more clay over it
its in pristine condition now
>or something is wrong with yours 
yea mine is p shitty
>yeah kinda like toothpicks ppl use for miniature figures 
yea
>tbh i almost never laugh at memes 
too based to be online ig
>like i never tried but i imagine it's just as easy as shitting while sitting
your anal muscles are literally closed
there is a reason you need to squat to shit
and sitting instead of squatting makes it harder to shit
you need to get in the proper position for your anus to properly open
yes, standing anal is actual hell
>i covered the cracks with tape and put more clay over it
just to clarify: it cracked only in 4 places
like imagine the pistol breaking in 5 pieces
the sticks inside it maintained the shape
but the cracks where deep
easy fix tho
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>/ss/ comic
i kinda forgot 
what's /ss/ again?
>how the hell are you gonna support her?
well mainly financially 
i can also fuck her brains out 
sober ppl can't even compete with me in bed 
i like to imagine a wholesome trad relationship 
but like honestly 
impossible for a woman to genuinely love me
and it's kinda tough to keep the places i live in tidy 
well i say tough but i mean beyond human capabilities 
there are limits to order 
i can't even catalog all the chemicals i have 
like really there's just too fucking much and i am here for less than a year 
>drug money?
well yeah i am not poor 
i have some money sinks but i am doing way better than an average citizen 
especially considering how long are my vacations 
i never work for longer than a month 
and then i am going into hibernation for at least three 
>keep her addicted so she cant leave you?
ngl sounds hot 
but i would like to avoid that 
cool for sex slaves but for an actual housewife 
idk i don't want to mingle around physically addicted ppl 
i also not sure what to hook her on tbh 
>based protester
i am not protesting 
i am just ignoring the law 
i explode shit on new year every year 
>make them write your entire manifesto in the sky
HYPOTHETICALLY 
if you were a highly influential terrorist that could demand something from a government 
what would you wish for? 
manifestos are fucking cringe 
the copycats are fags and can be counted on fingers 
ted would have been better off shutting his mouth and not sperging his ass out textwalling hundreds of pages 
don't care about mass murderers those are cringe 
so what are the options?
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>you need to get in the proper position for your anus to properly open
>yes, standing anal is actual hell
damn you are even more experienced than me
>as easy as shitting while sitting
i see what you did
yea shitting while sitting is suboptimal
based indians figured out the squatting meta ages ago
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>what's /ss/ again?
straight shota
basically bdsm but wholesome
>i can also fuck her brains out 
foids arent like men
they wont be happy with just sex
like id know lol
>like really there's just too fucking much and i am here for less than a year 
do you take it all with you when you move?
>but i would like to avoid that 
yea dont shit where you eat
>what would you wish for? 
government mandated gfs for every incel
or something equally memetic
idc id do it for the lulz

>picture
i like the 2nd one too
looks comfy
mine is colored too
each field is a different color
1st is too autistic and 3rd is too soy
2nd is the perfect balance
>damn you are even more experienced than me
yea anal is one of my fetishes so i have done extensive research on the subject
>one of my fetishes
one of my strongest fetishes, i mean
"one of my fetishes" doesnt mean much since thats basically everything lol
>easy fix tho
the words of a naive boy
shits cracking again
a lot shallower now tho
whatever, its staying like this
im not about to play this game with an inanimate object
>straight shota
>basically bdsm but wholesome
what's bdsm about it? 
ik it's usually rape but there's usually nothing masochistic or sadistic going on 
just some power dynamics 
honestly i don't even consider something bdsm unless there are toys and equipment 
>they wont be happy with just sex
needy brats need correction 
>do you take it all with you when you move?
i manage to smuggle some 
but yeah i dispose of most of them 
unfortunately it results in some irredeemable ecological damage  
but hey corpos can do that 
why am i not allowed? 
there's no point in transferring stuff like sulfuric acid even though it's legal 
it's p fucking dangerous takes up lots of space and it would be easier just to buy it later  
although there are some super duper important chems that i am willing to smuggle even despite laws volumes or safety datasheets advising against that 
like xylene and DCM 
the most valuable ones usually don't take up lots of space though 
but they aren't really valuable either 
tbh i would be disappointed by all my shit disappearing 
but it's not the end of a world 
i can start from scratch again 
every time i move out i feel that weird soothing aura falling on my brain 
i am used to that 
i never stayed in one place for too long 
>government mandated gfs for every incel
well i meant something yk "practical" 
the thing that government can actually comply to 
you don't need to demand things for jokes 
crazy shit is fun but as long as govo can actually go along with it 
yk i have to actually promise them something in return 
it's not free 
>1st is too autistic and 3rd is too soy
idk i basically use one but longer 
it's kinda uncomfortable to align my eyes too much to the left 
mine's just "----->"
no colors and shit 
bloat
yeah btw anal fetish 
why? 
like really what's the difference between anal and vaginal sex? 
i heard that irl it's way worse and when drawn idk i can't really see much
>like really what's the difference between anal and vaginal sex? 
functions
the poopchute is supposed to be exit-only
also its not fertile
so a girl offering up her anus interested only in degenerate pleasure
which is p hot
also there is the whole degration thing
yk like spreading her shitpipe with both hands she goes
<noooo~ dont look at my butthole, thats where i poop from~
<a-and thats wrong sex hole!
then i be like
<shut up, bitch, this the right hole
then i leave her walking funny for a day or two
wait, im p sure i wrote about this before
>what's bdsm about it? 
power dynamics yea
dommy mommy doing whatever she wants with you
also the physical domination and restraint
>honestly i don't even consider something bdsm unless there are toys and equipment 
thats the high level stuff
>well i meant something yk "practical" 
that recipe for a homemade atomic bomb that one guy made that one time and the glowies memory holed it
itd be p cool to have it
>yk i have to actually promise them something in return 
promise to stop bombing federal buildings with chemical explosives
youll start doing it with atomic ones anyway
yea theyd prolly never accept this deal
>mine's just "----->"
autistic af but you do you
holy crap what a buncha NERDS
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while looking for a meme to reply with, i found this
i think ill use it when i disable my mailbox again
or the comment section
>that recipe for a homemade atomic bomb that one guy made that one time
you can't make an atomic bomb without radioactive elements 
and i am not going to fuck with those 
doubt anyone will 
>the glowies memory holed it
btw what was the name of this guy? 
was he even uranian? 
not sailing through the quiet ocean for this shit 
>promise to stop bombing federal buildings with chemical explosives
yeah if i were to retire i could start spending my evenings kidnapping ppl instead 
but i'd prolly retire fr fr 
wait not me 
we are talking about our completely hypothetical terrorist  
>First it was Friday the 13th
was it? 
damn i missed it again 
>I think police have direct ties to weed market and take a part of the income that the dealers get in here
i thought so too 
but no it's only for border and pharma guys 
and only for some of those  
weed growers and chemists aren't dealing with feds 
but here we use drops and stuff and a have p vast and developed internet drug market
god knows tf is happening in poo-poo land 
maybe you niggers still sell drugs at bars or do some dumb shit like that 
>I'll immediately get busted if I manage to do any of this.
if you aren't retarded it's literally impossible for glowies to catch you 
but yeah 
you are 
>Every romcom anime where the main character falls in love with maniac pixie dream girl but the girl has some unknown terminal disease and the main character discovers a bag of rainbow pills in her bag.
can you give examples? 
sounds p narrow 
>all that shit about chairs 
niggers stfu i sit on the floor and type while standing  
it's fine 
furniture is bloat 
<all that shit about anal 
stfu let ppl have fun
>>3214 
tf is that?
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>On a desktop!?
no i am using a window manager 
>That's not bridges?
no 
idk wtf is this shit 
picrel is a normal bridge 
although most ppl use their hands instead of a head 
>No idea tbh
>I don't do drugs
smh what the fuck are you even doing
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>AAH this is full bridge hmm.
yes 
the proper bridge 
the shit in your vid is half-assed yoga-tier bullshit
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>>3223
I'm only here to talk to the other guy.
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>Hot image.
yeah drawn by a fu-ta names guy 
he's really really fucking good 
and he enjoys panty-shots so much it's unreal 
>Berylliumfag is dead.
he was away for just one day 
stop talking like it's the armageddon 
>Pekora stopped streaming a few minutes ago
who tf is that again? 
>>3224 
you guys are officially e-dating now?
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>>3224
>Did I miss any fight
Not that I recall. Upset that I stopped replying to him, I'd guess.
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>These days it's a surprise to see him NOT get upset at anything. Everything sets off a landmine 
damn never knew that jeff was the real BPD queen
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>i am putting in effort! 
>you must notice me!
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>What does the caption say?
it fits the theme like a glove but i am not going to translate it
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>>3229
Cool.
>This one says "Smell by god"?
ughhh 
no
the translator says that? 
it says sasay kudasai 
i don't think that i need to explain what kudasai means 
sasay means "suck it"
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yea ok i became immortal
like really
im immune to retarded deaths that arent instakills
here is what happened
i was going to the hospital to look for implants
there were none
its was annoying too
place is a maze and the only thing of worth there were a bunch of anesthetics
not even kits
just in a bottle
but that doesnt matter
what matters is what happened on the way there
look
the road was by a lake
there was a lighthouse near shore
it was the middle of the night in the middle of winter
but i thought a little wouldnt hurt
i sank like a rock
so i took my clothes off
wise choice huh?
take off my winter clothes during winter?
yea
nothing on the light house
but there was a prison near it
so i went there
and got attacked by zombie sharks
i didnt even have my axe with me
but its p funny how you can just fight normally underwater lmfao
i killed like 5 of those with my bare hands
dont mind me, just punching sharks to death
saxton haaaaaaaaaaaaaale
then the cold got to me and my speed dropped to 25 and also i was completely fucked up so i decided to go back to my clothes
i got attacked by another shark
then another showed up
yea i wasnt gonna fight 2 at the same time now bc i was about to die
really, my torso was at 4 hp
good thing the nanobots stop bleeding
how did i escape from 2 sharks in the middle of the water, you ask?
why, i just turned off the lights
its p crazy that artificial night only costs 9kJ per turn
its a get away from jail free card
seriously
i even use it to kill shockers bc i can be right next to something and it wont see me at all
idek why the cloaking implants exists
it actually turns me invisible, but costs a lot more power
why even use that instead?
but yea i thought the frostbite was gonna kill me
4hp left lmao
but i still managed to swim back and get my clothes and as soon as i put them on, my temperature went back to normal
i wonder if its even possible for me to actually die anymore unless i really mean to
oh yea and ofc i was back to full after a quick nap
btw is it just me or does the head heal more slowly than the other limbs?
>Did I miss any fight or argument between you and JB or something?
why would you assume that?
i only stopped talking to him bc he doesnt write anything interesting anymore
only like 2 sentences a month about games older than himself

>I remember I even had to even apologize for 3 hours straight
more like beg me to turn the irc server on so you can bitch and moan about your abusive internet bf for the whole fucking afternoon like i dont have anything better to do
you say it like i force you to apologize, but i sure as fuck never asked for a needy denpa pestering me 24/7 bc i dont give him attention whenever he demands it
>These days it's a surprise to see him NOT get upset at anything. Everything sets off a landmine.
youre right
maybe i should just stop replying to you

>damn never knew that jeff was the real BPD queen
i will always be a real denpa
>maybe i should just stop replying to you
oh wait, i cant even do that
if i dont post something every 2 minutes that means im dead and youll start spamming my name on every ib in existence asking me to come back
<i am immortal 
cool 
raid the sciencehub
>btw is it just me or does the head heal more slowly than the other limbs?
may as well be true 
honestly no fucking idea 
they revamped the limb system like two times already 
>I get panic attacks
just don't panic 
if you can't meds can help
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woohoo 
fucking power outages again 
plus the weather is going to shit 
it's still plus but i feel cold even in an alpinistic jacket 
i'll have to layer sweaters now 
i fucking hate summer in summer and winter in winter 
i always wish for the opposite 
>Why do women talk about their boyfriends and meaningless shit for hours on youtube 
most women dont 
you are just really really fucking good at finding the ones that are unhinged in that particular way 
>Why do people have wordpress websites that nobody would even bother to click and read
who fucking cares 
the point is in making not in showing 
>Where have all the good "personal websites" written by people who actually know the stuff they're talking about have gone
they never existed in the first place 
go on prove me wrong 
name one (one) 
bet you can't 
the websites where ppl who know shit discuss shit still exist tho 
the russian drug forums are doing  p good 
better than in 2004 
although english ones... 
yeah gone to shit 
>Why is the internet so boring, dead and gay?
for the same reason that you are boring dead and gay
>I like to assume negative things and then gossip about it. A fight between you both sounds more interesting than just getting bored of each other.
drama tranny
>I get panic attacks every day when I wake up oh my god this really has to stop. How can I be scared of waking up?
to be fair, existing sucks really bad
like wow
everyday some new bad thing happens
>Idk if this is insomnia or something else and idk what to do about this.
years of psychological self-abuse are coming to claim their due

>raid the sciencehub
i might
they were selling their modular defense system
but not their modular defense helmet
i think ill just take it by force now
but maybe i should find a power armor first
if what you say is true and they are armed to the teeth in anti-tank guns

>I don't get it.
do you get anything?
>Why do women talk about their boyfriends and meaningless shit for hours on youtube and release videos like every week
remember when you couldnt take about anything other than your internet bf?
for someone who reads so much about bpd, you sure as fuck fail to understand how it is the quintessential foid mental illness
all that about object of adoration and wants to merge and having no self is what the female condition is all about
bpd only intensifies it
ofc im already beyond expecting denpa to actually learn anything when consooming coomtent all day
ik he just does that to kill time and delude himself into thinking he is being productive
>how do people even watch this shit?
you tell me, youre the one who does
>Why do people have wordpress websites that nobody would even bother to click and read because they get buried under thousands of links because google would rather like you clicked the same links all the time for some reason?
you tell me, youre the one who created a neoshitties site and a trumblr blog
>Why do people have a "PERSONAL WEBSITE (TM)" where you aren't really going to find anything new that you can't find in a book or another website?
books and other sites arent cluttered with gay little animegirls
>Where have all the good "personal websites" written by people who actually know the stuff they're talking about have gone because the all seem dead as fuck now?
same place as usual and they are still writing
the difference is that now ppl are too busy watching korean movies about femoids being femoids except their actions have consequences to actually read and reply to what is written on the personal websites
nah nah im jk
but really, they havent gone anywhere
they simply have never existed
like 'where have all the unicorns gone'?
lmfao what a retarded little girl tier question
seriously, tell me one (1) example of such a 'good personal website'
no, my site doesnt count, im setting a new trend, its unique and quirky and weird and nothing like it has ever existed before
you have to say something else
>Why is the internet so boring, dead and gay?
bc its full of normalniggers like you
that dont produce anything of worth whatsoever and still expect others to
its so infuriating when scumbags start complaining about problems they are responsible for like someone else needs to fix it
back in the day the internet was still new so it had a lot of mystique to it
ppl didnt take it for granted and didnt expect everything handed over to them
they didnt go around demanding that sites let them
<make entries that they choose private so only they can see
<collect images and screenshots that they can refer to in future
<follow others who have similar interests as theirs
<customize how things look
<share photos so it looks like a collage and not like a single stale timeline like thing that you have to scroll endlessly
and also
<has a healthy community going on that's normiemaxxed
<free from woke bullshit and especially activity from women and minors because they get really irritated seeing them
when ppl wanted something, they actually worked for it instead of waiting for it to come to them in a silver plater because they werent spoiled narcissists that got used to having everything already exist online and never having to put effort on anything
they would learn how to create a decent-looking website and write their own original thoughts in it
yea back in the day ppl still had original thoughts
social media hadnt fully assimilated everybody into a single hivemind yet
>Really wish something horrible happened to humanity.
they dont wait for a special date
bad things happen to everyone everyday
>Wtf I just rambled
>and it's well made and passionate?
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>I actually put some creative effort and thought into the review I wrote for you though. Even tried to mimic and impersonate other journalists.
ah i see
so it was ironic
p good then
sometimes its hard to tell bc that sounded like the exact kind of thing denpa would write unironically
>Every romcom anime where the main character falls in love with maniac pixie dream girl but the girl has some unknown terminal disease and the main character discovers a bag of rainbow pills in her bag.
literally never heard of anything even even remotely similar
>Also the cushion doesn't properly fit inside the chair because of the arm rests so there's an extremely uneven surface on which I'm sitting.
why do you enjoy torturing yourself?
like ok i can understand selfharming sometimes
but all the time?
holy shit
you need help
>It hurts so much and I hate being poor.
it has nothing to do with being poor
youre just retarded
even a literal box would be better
they sell boxes for free on the street
look for a shop called 'public dumping ground'
>This isn't missionary position?
yea
a job position
>I just looked up Rick and Morty best scene.
what the fuck?
thats literally just the prologue of one episode
the episode wasnt even that good btw
and that wasnt even the best scene of that one ep, let alone the whole show
but based strat tbh
maybe i should start posting vids on yt titled 'best scene of X' so i can turn retards away from anime by showing the most boring scenes and making them think thats the peak of it
>Meanwhile, arcane best scene.
actually a based way to tell whether something is good or not
too bad its undermined by a single bad actor since you only click the 1st link and thats it
>Idk who even came up with sitting while shitting like the Americans.
prolly some english noble who thought himself too good for squatting and decided he wants to shit on a literal throne
>I've read a lot of threads discussing about anal by women at reddit.
why?
>denpa anal copypasta
saw that coming 1000 miles away
cant talk about anal sex without antianaldenpa spamming that

>>3214
thats just lazy

>All this talk about shitting and anus has now given me a new OCD.
>I'm starting to slightly hallucinate women shitting out of sweatglands, especially near their armpit regions.
holy shit wtf
is this was actual ocd is like?
not being peeved by uneven paintings on the wall
but having invasive thoughts of body horror?
sound like hell
do yourself a favor and die

>you can't make an atomic bomb without radioactive elements
but i wanna learn to make diy enriched uranium at home
>btw what was the name of this guy?
no fucking idea
im sure he got memory holed too
>yeah if i were to retire i could start spending my evenings kidnapping ppl instead
what for?
experimenting with creating homemade mutagens?
>we are talking about our completely hypothetical terrorist
yea, the uhh...
himaron terrorist
>damn i missed it again
its not hard to tell wtf
every month that starts on a sunday has a friday the 13th
really, just look at your calendar
try to find one that doesnt
impossible
>picrel is a normal bridge
is it even possible to do that with only your head?
youre not psyoping me into trying

>Faggotchan disappeared once everyone found out it was him all along.
yea now ik why i hated osfie from the beginning
my heart didnt forget
>Pekora stopped streaming a few minutes ago.
ew
like EW
do you actually legitimately and unironically watch vtumours live?
do yourself a favor and die (now seriously)

>he enjoys panty-shots so much it's unreal
good taste
panties were made to be appreciated

>>3227
oh so were watching a kojima livestream?
thats worse

>Upset that I stopped replying to him
>stopped replying
nigger you didnt even read the last fucking texttower i wrote
some retarded excuse about how you only wanna read when youre replying so you write your first reaction
most braindead excuse for ignoring someone ever

>These days it's a surprise to see him NOT get upset at anything. Everything sets off a landmine.
i live in lphell now
this is what having to deal with a denpa every fucking day does to a mf
>they never existed in the first place 
>go on prove me wrong 
>name one (one)
>for the same reason that you are boring dead and gay
kinda crazy how our brains operate on the exact same wavelength
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>>3249
>most braindead excuse for ignoring someone ever
I just lost interest.
yea it doesnt seem like youre interested in much these days
still interested in skipping school, it seems
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>if what you say is true and they are armed to the teeth in anti-tank guns
nah most of them just have shitty pistols and shotguns 
but yeah *sometimes* 
>too good for squatting and decided he wants to shit on a literal throne
ngl that's p based 
>but i wanna learn to make diy enriched uranium at home
listen 
you can't make uranium 
it's an element 
no fucking you are going to dig it out yourself 
and even if you will 
it's a "grave grave graveyard faggot" scenario
you'll eventually die p badly 
enriching uranium is a huge fucking hassle even for industry fags 
doing it at home is just toooooo much 
i've seen some glowing shit (i mean radioactive stuff not niggers) irl but never uranium
the one that can be enriched for "combat" purposes isn't common at all  
in fact most countries can't afford it 
let alone individuals 
although the ones that kill you horribly with funky rays are super duper common and cheap 
some don't make many waves but are super duper deadly when they get inside of your body directly 
just one grain and ur dead 
although with a huge delay 
a few years maybe 
a p cool poison since it's dubiously illegal 
>im sure he got memory holed too
maybe it's just your really really realistic dreams where you imagine things that sounds really realistic but actually never happened 
this post is sponsored by CCP 
>experimenting with creating homemade mutagens?
honestly human subjects would have been a godsend 
if i was actually interested in creating new drugs 
but idk if i really want to load hobbos with fluorinated phenylamines that i haven't known and loved 
>really, just look at your calendar
ppl use those things? 
i measure time through UAH inflation 
<head bridge
>is it even possible to do that with only your head? 
yeah it's rather easy if you can into normal bridges and headstands 
i did it 
it's dangerous though 
you can snap your neck 
there's an another cool exercise that fucks with your neck but it's like really really dangerous 
yeah i do it too 
regularly 
you can neckmaxx so much you wouldn't be able to hang yourself anymore 
but i did it just to look a bit cooler 
neck is like the only muscle i show after all 
i knew a boxer guy that was fucking insane and maxxed his neck so much it was wider than his head 
he behaved just like tf2 scout irl 
but he spoke very rarely and usually only when drunk 
cool dude 
unfortunately he overdosed and fucking died 
>youre not psyoping me into trying
you don't need to 
like really it's useless 
the boxer dude did it because originally he had a weak scrawny neck and his head was flying back every time he got punched (p often) 
>kinda crazy how our brains operate on the exact same wavelength
"multiple studies showcased that people with autistic spectrum disorder have easier time socializing with other autists"
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>>3252
>still interested in skipping school
It's the non-existent impulse control.
video for denpa
watch?v=NeQX-OHm7Wk
>>3253
>nah most of them just have shitty pistols and shotguns 
i was thinking about this and i prolly dont even need anything more
i can already blind ppl on command and afaik, npcs are so retarded that they wont try to shoot at an unnatural shadow moving towards them
so if i go there with full energy, i can probably slaughter them without ever even being attacked
but wow, no way this cbm is so fucking overpowered
holy shit
>ngl that's p based 
its actually bad for your ass
>you can't make uranium 
yea ig i should stick to fusion bombs
hydrogen is easier to acquire
now to figure out how to make a fusion bomb without a fission bomb
>there's an another cool exercise that fucks with your neck but it's like really really dangerous
which one?
how easily can it kill me?
>he behaved just like tf2 scout irl 
>unfortunately he overdosed and fucking died 
many such cases
>"multiple studies showcased that people with autistic spectrum disorder have easier time socializing with other autists"
yea meanwhile normies are just mean
autismos rise up
its time with create out parallel society where only sperglords are allowed
normalfags will be begging for having our geniuses back in their side in no time, so then we can negotiate a steady supply to chicken tendies in exchange for our powers
>its actually bad for your ass
it's ok if your bf massages it every night 
>yea ig i should stick to fusion bombs
it's just a normal atomic bomb with some hydrogen sprinkled over 
>now to figure out how to make a fusion bomb without a fission bomb
the point is to break atoms and then bind them together 
unfortunately can't really do that without radiocative stuff 
btw there's a fucking wikihow article i found yesterday 
>https://www.wikihow.com/Split-an-Atom
idk why you like atomic bombs so much 
shit's boring 
normal ones are way funnier and are actually practical 
when was the last time someone broke atoms for non-civilian purposes? 
all the nuclear fags just play in a huge dick contest 
yeah btw it's already minus
at night 
holy shit woke up and my windows were coated with ice 
going to nitrate shit soon 
<funny neck exercises 
>which one?
i actually can't find a video 
apparently no one really does it 
so you kinda ughhhhh 
fuck man it's tough to explain 
maybe i'll draw it later 
>how easily can it kill me?
not sure if it can kill you but it can lead to some p fucky wucky traumas
>Having a bad day right now.
are you ever not?
whats different this time?
>Why won't women just fucking speak and fucking tell straight up that they're interested in you
they cant fuck your head up and break you down psychologically if you know exactly whats going on
>looking at you from the side like she farted or something and hoping that you didn't notice the smell or the sound?
h-hot!
>unfortunately can't really do that without radiocative stuff 
the sun does it
<posts about atomic bomb ONCE
>i-idk why you like atomic bombs so much...
>i wont be psyoped into trying >>3220
i was psyoped into trying >>3220
its not really any harder than the regular version
but ig its the optimal way to let a girl sit on you like that so your hands are free to grope her
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>What's the point of making something that no one sees though?
dum dum 
the creators always sees it 
i often re-read my old posts to cringe at myself make some conclusions and evolve into a better person 
>Why am I boring, dead and gay?
indiosis with clear signs of bpd  
terminal stage
>How am I supposed to sit on a box that's made out of recycled paper?
>It can't handle 60+ kilos. 
h shit do i really need to explain 
you take the fucking boxes 
break them apart and turn them into lists 
then you layer those on top of each other 
here some insane chad makes an entire proper fucking chair out of mail boxes because autism 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fa9V64BkjpE
but idk i always see thrown away armchairs and normal chair too around dumps here 
just usual dumps not even those huge ones 
some armchairs even come with free protein 
>vtumors 
you should be ashamed of yourself 
srsly either stop this shit or kys 
>I'm ACTUALLY CONFUSED whether I'm speaking to you or Mahiron at times
i think we have some p distinct traits that are especially easy to spot when we are talking to each other  
in any case 
it doesn't really matter 
>weird anime girl pictures from that yokai game
lmfao 
jb's anus is now a thermal reactor
damn i hit the spoiler button on accident
>>3265
>>3266
damn, vagina bones erotic
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i have some exotic precursors and i honestly don't know what to do with all the shit i hoarded 
in any case been thinking about TMA 
no way i am putting this shit inside of my body 
and there's no demand for exotic psychodelic substances in uraine 
honestly there's no demand for anything that's not weed or mephedrone 
quite sad 
in any case check this shit out 
the most fucking american thing i ever read 
https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=115701
hilarious
>The internet is full of these nasty attentionwhoring people
yea ik
i was on nanochan during denpa's reign
>What's the point of making something that no one sees though?
idk why did you create those 2 sites that nobody read?
>Why am I boring, dead and gay?
you dont talk about anything interesting or fun
its just psychobabble this, femoid media that
also youre always complaining about your aching body and how dysgenic you are and how youre completely incapable of doing anything productive at all
and you spam 3dpd everywhere
that should answer all 3 questions
>I don't know that's why I asked you guys!
ah i see
so we were supposed to read your mind when even you cant do it yourself, huh?
>I'll do these things for myself on my own!
(x) doubt
>Wtf you've never seen those shitty maniac pd girls that got trendy because of shitty movies like Fault in Our Stars where you suddenly start to feel sad about some random girl just because she has some terminal disease?
wait, where you talking about westoid romantic dramas?
fuck that gay shit
unironically worse than cuckime
>I'm too poor.
well then, get rich
>How am I supposed to sit on a box that's made out of recycled paper?
are you retarded?
obviously you stack a bunch of cardboard first THEN you put the box over to cover everything
or just use one of those plastic boxes
theyre sturdy
but usually only get thrown away when they break
still fixable if you had 2 working neurons
>Someone need to start namefagging in here you guys even post the same weird anime girl pictures from that yokai game.
not like it matters anyway
you usually get the exact same responses from both of us

>the creators always sees it 
denpa is maxxing out the goldfish mutation tree
he cant remember what he wrote after 1 day
>break them apart and turn them into lists 
yea i was thinking basically the same thing but in less broken english
>here some insane chad makes an entire proper fucking chair out of mail boxes because autism 
damn sounds like the kind of bullshit id try to do myself
not even hard or expensive tbh
just a lot of work
which means d*npa wont be doing it
>some armchairs even come with free protein 
prolly rotten tbh
or high contaminated
>jb's anus is now a thermal reactor
i dont get it

>the most fucking american thing i ever read 
tldr
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i watched peter pan today
damn i thought tinkerbell had more screen time
its really too bad she is basically just a background character
bc she is obviously the best girl
i love how she is a massive bitch and completely unapologetic about it
literally trying to get a little girl assassinated in a fit of jealousy
<tfw no crazy unhinged possessive fairy gf
also, for someone the size of my hand, she sure got some sizeable cake
inb4 denpa says tinkie is bpd bc her color changes with her mood
inb4 denpa says pan is a narcissist bc he refuses to grow up and do taxes
>Though sometimes ill-tempered, jealous, vindictive and inquisitive, she is also helpful and kind to Peter. The extremes in her personality are explained in the story by the fact that a fairy's size prevents her from holding more than one feeling at a time, so when she is angry she has no counterbalancing compassion.
nvm she literally has bpd lmfao
>>3271
Also literally manic pixie dream girl.
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>yea i was thinking basically the same thing but in less broken english
thinking in english? 
smh 
>not even hard or expensive tbh
heard about the holy triangle 
like the thing christians have 
it goes like 
cheap 
fast 
good 
you can only choose two 
<free protein 
<prolly rotten tbh
no no 
it's so fresh it's still alive 
>tldr
can't even read reports that are longer than half of a page 
the absolute state of s*ber >people 
some weed chugging american (you just know that he's american like that's 100% percent no way he lives anywhere else, only land of the free would allow shit like that to happen) snorts TMA catches diarrhea shits for 8 hours straight while smoking entire fucking plantations of weed and eating more calories that i do in an week 
tried to masturbate but (wonder why) couldn't get his dick up 
topped it off with some cringe new GABA shit and 7 liters of coca-cola 
"he" has a fucking gown too so he's undeniably homosexual to top it off 
>i watched peter pan today
i heard something about it 
but i actually have no fucking idea tf it is 
iirc it's based on a book or something 
is it based in general? 
>I feel like you haven't changed one bit since I first spoke to you
i did 
at least my writing style did
every time i reread my old shit i cringe hard 
but i am the kind of a person that embarrasses himself in public and then just forgets two days later 
really i don't think about my past too much 
it's probably the only reason i am sane  
you also changed quite a lot 
jb not really 
if you can't notice anyone changing well that's even worse than autism 
probably BPD 
>God, imagine the smell.
it literally has no fucking smell 
it's fucking cardboard from mail 
well yeah it smells a bit but no worse than my computer mouse 
>Those boxes are made out of recycled paper
nigger your clothes are probably made out of recycled plastic waste 
and what's so fucking bad about recycled paper 
it's just like plywood 
literally same shit 
and cardboard also goes through bleaching stage when made if it concerns you 
>holy shit imagine thinking that design is "modern"
it certainly is 
only modern technological and societal progress would allow for things like that to appear 
can you imagine someone a decade ago doing this shit? 
fuck there wasn't any cardboard back then it's impossible 
>people won't raise eyebrows when they look at him sitting on a bunch of garbage stuck together
he's a sigma male he gives zero fucks about stupid normies like you 
and tbh this chairs looks better than 90% of chairs in the world 
like dam look at those THICC curves 
better than YOUR ugly shitty chair 
just a bit of paint and that cardboard chair BTFO 99% of scraps they call "chairs" on the market 
i'd buy it tbh 
<armchair protein 
>For consumption?
idk if it's good for you to eat bed bugs 
they have chitin and stuff 
prolly still better than most of your diet 
>Yes, antisocial personality traits.
tf you mean "antisocial" 
we are getting p social when we discuss ppl that we would like poke with rebars until they die 
damn just imagine showing a rebar down someone's throat until they choke 
p hot 
>How is he able to log all of that while he is high as fuck?
skill issue 
you never rambled on ib's while smoking some preem homemade meth? 
i bet he made lots of grammar mistakes while on weed 
well i do those while sober so idk 
he fixed most of then later anyway 
in any case TMA is an amphetamine afterall 
it in fact 
helps with writing a lot 
i heard 
idk normal amphetamine isn't working for me 
TMA shit looked funky since nothing distinctly toxic 
but it seems like the body load is still insane 
you either shit your organs out or vomit even more than on methadone 
plus it's a bit too long lasting for my liking 
i'd like to pass 
i think some shit like DOI or DOM would suit me better 
but they last for even longer so fuck no i'll pass on it 
fucks with my brain too much for too long 
(plus the recipes don't include precursors that i want to waste) 
so i am thinking about 2C-x stuff 
2C-N sounds really fucking funny 
it's technically explosive 
like lmfao an explosive drug 
i repeat 
a drug that can explode 
that's so fucking funny 
in any case not much i can find about it 
and it seems like it's not really potent at all 
meekish in it's effects 
amazing 
i don't like psychodelics anyway 
but like damn 
nitromethane 
LAH 
diethyl ether 
i think ingredients are way more explosive than the end product 
there are lots of steps too 
finally 
a challenge
but idk there's THF too that's p gay 
maybe i'll do it 
already have all the precursors
would be a nice excuse to get high as fuck for two days straight while cooking it   
it's -5 (at night) today 
but judging by the weather forecast it's going to do a 180 next week and it's going to be +20 again 
fucking mountains i swear 
>mentions about his god damn girlfriend and how she supplied him with the boxes
he does? 
idk i just skipped to the part where he makes chair
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>shitty incel romcoms
>clannad 
why are you even watching this shit 
like it's clearly the opposite of what you would enjoy 
why are you torturing yourself
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btw beryllium fag 
there's a p cool russkiy film where the mc is literally you fr fr no cap 
plutonium-239
i just breathed in some good old burning polysterene 
why is there no movie about me yet
>Wtf polysterene?
>That makes you high or something?
yeah 
in the long run 
it's a precursor for 
well this list is quite huge 
i can also explain how the fuck i managed to breathe those fumes in but i am too lazy to go over all that 
the fumes don't make you high btw 
they give you a sore throat and cancer 
luckily i only inhaled a bit 
>I absolutely hated Bocchi the Rock but I had to act like I like it to avoid the wrath of others
why are you avoiding wrath? 
aren't you enjoying arguing with others? 
>They make it look like autism is some secret illuminati shit that you can't be a part of and it gives you all these wacky third eye vision on how the whole world works or something
it doesn't 
i think rn you are experiencing some severe psychotic delusions 
>Pan is a mythical pedophilic figure from Norse mythology I think? 
first of all not fucking north 
second of all when those guys became peods? 
i missed something? 
they rape ppl that mess with the forest 
well by those guys i mean the goatfucker race he ruled over 
iirc OG Pan got v& in bible  
DEEP LORE 
>an convinces the girl to stay with him and spend all day doing nothing except goof around and make fun of adults and all that
based groomer 
>So uh do you forget and don't think much about the past or do you learn from mistakes?
yeah my shitty fucking english 
i don't forget the past 
i just don't think about it yk 
>do you learn from mistakes?
obviously i am p bad at that 
>What does your mouse smell like?
it smells just like hydrogen cyanide 
>I even have recurring dreams of school
most of my dreams that are based on real world happen in a place that's just like GTA SA at the evening/night 
they have a very very similar feel to them 
idk why i don't even like SA 
the houses are either american style or an endlessly tall flats 
not slavic flats btw i can't really describe them 
but they are p normal overall except for the 50+ floors stuff 
usually they look like those abandoned buildings in the middle of a city where druggies and dumb kids hang out  
now that i think about it i never really dreams of schools that were like the ones i've been in  
they ones i dream about have super duper fucking wide corridors and enormous windows 
plus they actually look tidy so yeah nothing even remotely similar to reality 
>jb not really 
well change isn't always a good thing 
stagnation is better than degradation 
>They have a horrible smell
probably because the ones you get were all smooched by indians 
here they smell p okay 
>I really like how all I have to do is make a reference to some drug and you'll start to ramble about it
yeah all of us are chronological ramblers
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>I'm probably dumb but I feel like you haven't changed one bit since I first spoke to you.
denpa has changed a lot since he first spoke to me
changed for the worse
now he is boring and soulless
i really pity the ppl who never met True Denpa™
they will never know what a real denpapost looks like
>God, imagine the smell.
i can already tell youve nev-
oh yea, right
i forgot where you live
all streets are permanently covered in fresh shit
so the cardboard will absorb all the poopjuice off the ground and get soaked in stink
yea of indian boxes would smell like shit
>imagine thinking that design is "modern"
it is tho
idk what your damaged brain thinks 'modern' means, but only modern chairs have that reclined bullshit
classic chairs have a straight back and only slightly bend backwards
its only in our bugman society that ppl started making chairs where you can basically lay down on bc houses are so tiny you cant fit a bed anymore
also the weird feet
yea ik whats so weird about it
the whole thing is a single piece
like its made of plastic
chairs used to be made of wood, or sometimes metal, so the seat, back and feet where clearly distinct pieces
now that you can just mold plastic in the shape of a chair, they can all blur into each other
>and people won't raise eyebrows when they look at him sitting on a bunch of garbage stuck together.
even if they try to make fun of him, he can utterly mog then out of this earth by ranting about how he made his chair himself while every other normie (You) is a worthless consoomer that will never ever produce anything of worth on this earth with their own two hands
they will never recover from it
>Protein?
>For consumption?
yea ig denpa would love that kind of protein even if his ocd told him its bad

>All I want is to see how people are journaling online, or studying online for that matter, but what I get is people trying to shill for these horribly expensive 20 dollar diaries and 10 dollar glitter pens. Seriously, they piss me off so much.
sorry, where do you look for those ppl again?
jew fucking tube?
you deserve it tbh
if youre gonna look for ppl on a place that sorts them by popularity, ofc youre only gonna find the most jewish ones that minmax their personality to reach the most ppl possible
like posting worthless shit everyday, shilling product to consoom, spamming all their 600 different social media account where you can stalk them and develop a parasocial relationship to keep you addicted
not that denpa has the braincells needed to thinking through such a basic conclusion
its actually really fucking astonishing how denpa always goes out of his way to torture himself and then act like everything is random and completely external to him and he has no control over anything
this is your brain on bpd
>Alright, I'll start doing something in here. Instead of blabbering about psychology or whining about the things that make me mad online, I'll start to talk about the things that I actually do, productive things.
like what?
i sincerely cannot image denpafaggot of all ppl doing anything productive at all
of all the low-functioning autismos here, he is the most handicapped
both mentally and physically
>vtumour
>look at her in person
>fat
>/shorts/
pass
>This happens in anime too.
>You just aren't watching too many of those shitty incel romcoms
yea and id like to keep it that way thanks
>They're smelly and smell like shit too.
indian problem
we dont have exposed gutters where i live so the worst thing the cardboard is exposed to is rainwater
and dust
but dust doesnt really do anything
and rain only makes it saggy and useless
and i have used reclaimed cardboard on my autistic diy projects before
what experience with cardboard do (You) have?

>you can only choose two
must only apply to things you make yourself
bc if im making something to be sold, even if its cheap to make, if it also takes an ungodly amount of time, you bet ill be price gouging that shit
>it's so fresh it's still alive
and swimming around?
>can't even read reports that are longer than half of a page
its just some faggot shitposting about his adventures on another dimension
stop acting like its a scientific report about the nature of reality
i only read until the part he started using timestamps to diarypost
then i realized jacking off would be a better use of my time
>iirc it's based on a book or something
idk which one is more technically correct
the book is based on a play
i think the guy who made the play also wrote the book, a few years later
the movie is prolly based on both
its made by disney
its funny how disney today is a massive jew with their copyrights and keep lobbying for the increase of the time it takes for the public domain to kick in
all so they dont lose the copyright over mickey mouse
but back in the day, they used to only make animations on things that were in the public domain
snow white, peter pan, alice in the wonderland, fuck what else
p much every animation
then, just like a child using deviant art of the first time, they made their first shitty OC and dont want anyone stealing
except they actually have the money to purchase laws to forbid ppl
>you also changed quite a lot
yea all thanks to me
denpa used to be a bluepilled cuck whod simp for every women and think women are literally godsent angels
now he still simps, but he hates women so much its unreal
>jb not really
my personality has already peaked
>it literally has no fucking smell
i can only imagine that everything on india that touches the ground gets a permanent smell of shit
>well yeah it smells a bit
not really
unless you found it among organic (spoiled) garbage
>just a bit of paint and that cardboard chair BTFO 99% of scraps they call "chairs" on the market
this but unironically
i thought about cushioning it
cant be that hard
sew something that fits over it, then sew another one slightly bigger
put a bunch of cotton or scrap or other soft stuff between the first layer and 2nd
then sew both together and put it over the chair
if i make it tight enough it wont be moving around
>prolly still better than most of your diet
i wonder what denpas eat
prolly only junk food
>damn just imagine showing a rebar down someone's throat until they choke
>p hot
only if its a girl
and the rebar is my penis
but yea imagine her gagging sounds and tears rolling down her unfocused eyes and then the heavy coughing when you remove it while she begs for mercy between coughs
...
shit i just jacked off to ryona again
and i found this super cute pic too
i wish i had a clingy menhera gf that enjoys taking affectionate punches to the face
<the holy triangle 
<you can only choose two
>must only apply to things you make yourself
nah 
originally it was meant to describe the hired electrician experience on construction sites 
or the hired plumber one i don't remember 
but yeah when hiring those guys you really can only choose two 
>bc if im making something to be sold, even if its cheap to make, if it also takes an ungodly amount of time, you bet ill be price gouging that shit
idk what you meant by that 
the triangle still applies 
both for you and the client 
well mostly for client 
idk where to tie "good" 
in russian we have a term "kachestveno" that basically means "high-quality" but not really 
not sure how to translate it but it fits the triangle perfectly 
>stop acting like its a scientific report about the nature of reality
it's not 
i never acted like it was 
i said that it's literally some american lard chugging weed and shitting out three pages 
>jacking off would be a better use of my time
go on 
goon 
>they made their first shitty OC and dont want anyone stealing
lmao 
true xD kek lol 
>they actually have the money to purchase laws to forbid ppl
a tragic story  
>this but unironically
i never fucking meant it ironically 
i know that's just a fucking catchphrase but it sets me off so much (it's unreal) 
>i wish i had a clingy menhera gf that enjoys taking affectionate punches to the face
where to find those bitches? 
aren't they all shut-in ghetto dwellers  
how do you even develop a relationship with them 
lucky fuckers that managed to 
wish i had any gf that isn't alcoholic/BPD/whore/fat wait 
the list goes on and on 
yeah fuck this shit
>I like to watch things just so I can complain about it.
weird kink but ok
>I also have to watch things to act like I'm one of the other guys and then circlejerk about how I find the shitty anime they watch is something I like too or else I'll get kicked out and called an alien for not liking the shit they do.
why would you wanna hang out with those ppl anyway?
>I had to all these things just so I could have something like a "community" in the past.
whats even the point if its all fake and gay?
your interests are fake
your friendships are fake
your community is fake
why even bother?
>I absolutely hated Bocchi the Rock but I had to act like I like it to avoid the wrath of others.
yk an easier way to avoid the wrath of others?
just avoid them
dont talk to them
i honestly have zero sympathy for the denpa
he keeps putting himself in bad situations for no fucking reason
like, what is even expected return of your actions?
>They make it look like autism is some secret illuminati shit that you can't be a part of and it gives you all these wacky third eye vision on how the whole world works or something.
arent they doing the opposite?
looks like autismos get ostracized just being being autistic
which yea sounds about right
>I've watched a few videos about Peter Pan it's a psychological puzzle for sure.
yuck
do you seriously and unironically look up the psychological profile of every character you see?
>Okay, Pan is a greek god.
ooooooohhhhh
that explain the flute he played
ik its called the pan flute
but i didnt associate when i first saw it lol
>I somtimes feel like I'm the same 16yo kid I left school at.
same tbh
well, after my escapades with girls i kinda feel like im 17 now
still not adult tho
>it's just like plywood
>They have a horrible smell, at least the ones that come in deliveries from Amazon and stuff.
jesus
even your wood stinks?

>why are you avoiding wrath?
>aren't you enjoying arguing with others?
get used to it
denpa cant go more than 2 sentences without contradicting himself
>second of all when those guys became peods?
you need to understand that some words are completely meaningless when spoken by the denpa
you already learned narcissist
another one of pedophile
there are more
they are just his verbal tics
>well change isn't always a good thing
>stagnation is better than degradation
yea itd have been better for denpa to stay the same 2021 denpa
>not sure how to translate it but it fits the triangle perfectly 
i think your triangle is just retarded
it should say
>speed
>price
>quality
you can only optimize for 2
obvsly optimized price means low price
the other 2 mean high
its like the animegirl triangle
>cute
>funny
>adult
you can only optimize for two
yea i just made it up but its perfect
>where to find those bitches? 
the 1 million dollar question
>aren't they all shut-in ghetto dwellers  
ig thats the female equivalent of basement dweller
>how do you even develop a relationship with them 
prolly only online, through discuck
>wish i had any gf that isn't alcoholic/BPD/whore/fat wait 
in current year?
literally impossible
where tf are chisatonigger and osfie?
i cant believe we already lost our 2 newtrannies
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Stopped walking already?
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Go out in the rain next time. It's nice.
>I need to do something about this.
Can't go in the evening instead of the morning?
>How are you?
Okay. Skipped again today.
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<I like to watch things just so I can complain about it.
>weird kink
it's p common 
all the people that are "interested in politics" suffer from it 
a giant time waster 
i think complaining should be done in moderation 
but who am i to judge that 
<speed
<price
<quality
it's literally same shit 
like really 
fast 
cheap 
good 
those are basically fucking synonymous  
>where tf are chisatonigger and osfie?
beryllium miner is probably out waging and shy-kun is too busy brushing his hair 
>The productive thing I did today is:
>I read 
it's not really productive 
but you are going to call me a crab in the bucket or something 
>all the 12 steps that an alcoholic has to go through to redeem themselves.
tf 
first of all the fuck are they redeeming? 
alcoholism isn't a sin 
>God
oh well 
now it is 
thank god at least cathinones are spared  
damn btw has god said anything about like coke and kath or whatever ancient niggers were speeding on 
>One of the next steps is pretty much considering all your enemies as sick people
>and praying to god that let them find the strength to find god just like you did
yeah that's p common among christians 
uranian ones pray that russkies would understand that what they do is wrong and bad 
mostly because all the war bullshit makes vodka prices skyrocket 
>Total cope
better than no cope and no actions 
one of the main purposes of christianity is giving ppl cope 
it does it p decently for some 
>while secretly telling to yourself that the people who do bad things to you are sick
tf you mean secretly? 
christians are usually p blunt about what's wrong 
they only stumble at really hard topics like age of consent 
>I just give up.
rope yourself already 
>Yeah, it rained a few days and I couldn't go out
skill issue 
raincoats cost less than a liter of beer 
i bought fucking 10 for like a dollar (use them when cooking)  
resin boots are also p fucking cheap and are very very useful 
my default winter clothing is completely water proof and my backpack too 
obviously boots too  
weather in the mountains is HELL
i can only imagine how things are for countries that have a "rainy season" instead of winter 
btw most normies are inside when it rains so that's a huge fucking plus 
if you aren't going to hang yourself try to use a rope for jumping inside of lying on a sofa and blaming weather
>Alright, I'll start doing something in here. Instead of blabbering about psychology or whining about the things that make me mad online
btw you already forgot that you said that?
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>Alright, I'll start doing something in here. Instead of blabbering about psychology or whining about the things that make me mad online, I'll start to talk about the things that I actually do, productive things.
<proceeds to whine about things that make him mad online, and the latest coomtent he consoomed.
denpa is unredeemable
there is simply no hope for him
>The productive thing I did today is:
what
what the fuck did you produce?
oh, you produced a shitty bitchy review that completely dismisses everything the book said because... uhh... uh... GOD ISNT REAL!!!!
fuck you
your review is lazy and uninspired
it actually sounds like it teaches something useful (serenity), but youre too retarded to even comprehend it so you just cast it aside
ill actually look into that book bc at least the part about 'fully accept that their addiction is beyond their help and they need something that is external to save them' makes perfect sense
that time i almost went a full month nofapping was bc i still had hope i could get bitches and i didnt wanna fap so it wouldnt kill my attraction to my crushes
now i have just embraced despair
so yea ig i cant really talk too much shit about denpa
well no, i can
bc at least i realize the problem is me
i dont narcsperg out about how its a book that is teaching everything wrong
>Another productive thing I did today is:
what in the name of our lord jesus did you fucking produce this time?
did you actually write anything on your fucking journal?
or did you just bitched and whined that the method sucks and didnt do anything at all again?
you are worthless
pure dead weight scum that will never amount to anything
when you die your family will be relieved they wont have to pay to keep your empty husk of a body alive anymore
disgusting pile of trash
get the fuck out of my thread
do you wanna know the productive thing i did today?
i wont say it was jacking off 3 times or shitposting most of the afternoon or organizing a few books and planning the next one im gonna read
yea i did that, but calling it productive is braindead retarded
i will say something actually useful with concrete results
i fixed my running shoe
the sole was starting to unglue itself from the rest of the shoe so i got my needle and some thread and stitched it back in place
it wasnt coming apart or anything, but its better to fix it now while its still in one piece
and here is what i produced: a patched up shoe that isnt at risk of coming apart anymore
if you still wanna sully the holy jeffthread with your filthy presence, how about you start your 'productive thing I did today' post with what you actually produced
made some clothes? programmed something with a purpose? made the layout of a site? fixed something?
if you come back here again saying you did nothing but consoom more coomtent and dare to call it 'productive' i will track you down and murder you

wow that book was a bit hard to find
'big book' is such a retarded name
whatever, libgen had it

lately i have been sleeping a lot
like, all day long
i keep take cat naps for a couple of hours every couple of hours
thats besides my regular sleep
i must be sleeping 16h a day now
i wonder if im sick or if this is just from cooming too much after getting used to my nofap powers
i also noticed i have been feeling very angry lately
mostly online, but irl i sometimes say mean stuff without meaning to
just casually say lowkey cruel things
like backhanded compliments and such

>The serenity prayer from AA feels calming to say to myself for sure.
thats theirs?
i heard someone say it once and i thought it was p based so i tell that myself sometimes too
i didnt know about the wisdom part tho

>Stopped walking already?
i was surprised he did it the 1st time
i was mind blown when he did it the 2nd
but i was not even take aback when he failed to keep it up
denpa really is denpa
i cant even feel disappointment anymore
thats just how he is

>it rained a few days and I couldn't go out
shit tier excuse
just-
oh right, your body is broken is will get sick at anything
ig you cant just walk on the rain even tho its literally just water
i never understood ppls fear of the rain
i always walked in the rain just fine
i mean, its literally just water
unless you live in a megacity, then its prolly acid
but other than that, its harmless
yea being soaking wet is annoying
but just change clothes lol do you not have more?

>Can't go in the evening instead of the morning?
i bet he will give an even more retarded excuse for that
>Skipped again today.
i never expected you of all ppl to actually go to university
thats exactly what i thought would happen
skip every class

>it's p common
still weird
like footfaggotry
im one and ik its weird
feet are for walking, not kissing
>it's literally same shit
yea but the phrasing is better
like its a spectrum instead of hard parameters
you can go halfway on all 3
>alcoholism isn't a sin
manifestation of gluttony
deadly sin
>thank god at least cathinones are spared
>damn btw has god said anything about like coke and kath or whatever ancient niggers were speeding on
those werent invented yet so they never said anything
they only talk shit about alcohol bc that was widespread af since before civilization probably
>better than no cope and no actions
very redpilled
>christians are usually p blunt about what's wrong
yea theyre p based on that regard
this and that is wrong and there is no discussion
>they only stumble at really hard topics like age of consent
im p sure they lean towards the 'if she bleeds, she breeds' side of the debate
>rope yourself already
this but unironically
oops i said it again

>btw you already forgot that you said that?
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>i bet he will give an even more retarded excuse for that
Probably afraid.
>i never expected you off all ppl to actually go to university
Doesn't really mean much here. They let just about anybody pass in because it's a good look if there's a lot of people going to university.
>thats exactly what i thought would happen
Just the second week and I've already skipped a week's worth.
How've you been doing overall?
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>burying dead bodies
smh not using a meat grinder to turn it into compost  
>lately i have been sleeping a lot
brain cancer 
lethal stage 
also may be sign of a radioactive poisoning 
>i keep take cat naps for a couple of hours every couple of hours
those day naps make my jaw feel like shit 
i also salivate a lot when sleeping at day 
but yeah i am still napping after coming down from substances 
the urge is too huge 
>i wonder if im sick or if this is just from cooming too much after getting used to my nofap powers
>i also noticed i have been feeling very angry lately
may be hormonal spikes after stopping nofap 
but idk there were times where i wasn't fapping for months and then everything went as usual
whatever it is it won't kill you 
btw iirc it's november soon 
are you participating 
>just casually say lowkey cruel things
>like backhanded compliments and such 
usually when i am angry i just stop talking at all 
but tbh i usually never start 
>i never understood ppls fear of the rain
never been stranded in a storm ig 
but he's in a city so it doesn't matter 
>manifestation of gluttony
yeah considering how many calories are in alcohol 
it's probably a direct gluttony
there are even insane perverts that like how beer tastes  
<damn btw has god said anything about like coke and kath or whatever ancient niggers were speeding on
>those werent invented yet so they never said anything
well yeah ofc ppl just found out alcohol 
but there are lots of things that were growing back then 
like khat and ephedra 
khat was popular among jews in israel 
still is  
>im p sure they lean towards the 'if she bleeds, she breeds' side of the debate
not the cringe and pozzed ones (74% of the modern chirsitians)
>They let just about anybody pass in because it's a good look if there's a lot of people going to university.
yea i heard unis are a good place bc thats were young ppl congregate
outside of it, its a mix of young and old
so itd be a good chance to pickup hoes
but ofc you arent gonna do that
>Just the second week and I've already skipped a week's worth.
based
school is worthless
if i went to school itd be with the explicit purpose of sexually harassing women
id attend classes, but i wouldnt pay attention
>How've you been doing overall?
overall? id say meh
thats usually how it is
sometimes it gets better, sometimes it gets worse
i had examples to ramble about but ik youre just gonna ignore them so nvm

femboys actually dressed like men is p aesthetically pleasing
>brain cancer
>lethal stage
if only
>whatever it is it won't kill you
yea not like i have any real reason to be fully functional all day long
>btw iirc it's november soon
>iirc
yes, you recall correctly
november comes after october
>are you participating
idk prolly not
whats even the point
>usually when i am angry i just stop talking at all
it really depends on how i am
if im really angry then yea
but if im just annoyed, i start making mean spirited jokes
thats my socially acceptable way to complaining non-stop
>never been stranded in a storm ig
stranded how?
like living innawoods?
or like when it rains so much that the entire city floods?
yea neither happened to me
where i live the rain isnt so bad
worse that can happen is a few streets getting ankle-deep water
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>Probably afraid
of catching syphilis after getting mugged? 
>Just the second week and I've already skipped a week's worth.
are there penalties for that? 
in russia most uni's just demand you to pass exams attending isn't required at all 
here in uraine... 
they changed the system so many times i honestly have no idea 
never been to a uni anyway 
>yea i heard unis are a good place bc thats were young ppl congregate
sounds like the definition of a p bad place 
>so itd be a good chance to pickup hoes
he's the type to pick up studs 
>yes, you recall correctly
>november comes after october
honestly i am not sure if it's even october 
i usually know what season it is by the temperature 
but like wtf it's already snowing 
i am just a couple hundred kilometers north and there are some hills here and there but it feels like im in fucking himalayas 
>whats even the point
reddit karma ig 
never participated either 
for how long was the NNN stuff going on? 
first heard of it like 4 years ago 
>stranded how?
>like living innawoods?
well stranded usually refers to sea iirc 
but yeah getting lost in woods it's already a whole experience even without rain going on 
generally getting caught up in a strong storm away from your home (or you destination) feels really fucking bad 
>or like when it rains so much that the entire city floods?
i was born in a city that's notorious for having those kinds of floods 
honestly if you aren't living in the districts where this shit happens you only hear about it on the news 
but when you do live in those districts it's so fucking nerve-wracking each time 
loud as fuck 
and you can't even leave the house and go away 
well you can jump out of the second floor but since the flood blocks the door you probably aren't getting back up easily  
and usually there's a huge stream and i don't need to explain how that ends 
>worse that can happen is a few streets getting ankle-deep water
yeah mine was regularly flooded to the level above a usual vehicle height 
sure is fucking annoying
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>but ofc you arent gonna do that
Haven't even had a conversation.
>school is worthless
I thought it'd be different here but I'm still sitting through stuff I don't care for.
Got three hours every week of somebody telling me how to use Excel.
>id say meh
Better than I expected.
>examples to ramble about but ik youre just gonna ignore them so nvm
I'm interested but I can't say much anymore.
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watched alice in the wonderland this time
the one by tim burton
the live action one
where the mad hatter does his funny dance in the end
it had a weird name, i forgot
but hey, now ik where the jabberwock of cdda comes from
its the name of the dragon
i like how they have those wack names

>of catching syphilis after getting mugged?
yea prolly
denpa seems to have a habit of attracting sexual predators
must be his massive bottom energy
and his virgin omega boyhole must smell super intoxicating for the alphas in heat
>sounds like the definition of a p bad place
is there any place with lots of ppl that isnt bad?
toddlers are insufferable
kids are insufferable
teenagers are double insufferable
adults are insufferable
oldfucks are triple insufferable
>honestly i am not sure if it's even october
cal(1) tells me it is
October 2023 to be precise
holy shit im gonna be 23 soon
i havent even begun making the livestream setup for my suicide yet
>for how long was the NNN stuff going on?
who even keeps track of these memes lol
>generally getting caught up in a strong storm away from your home (or you destination) feels really fucking bad
idk i just bathe in the rain
my mom says its bad
like rainwater is dirty or something
but only gutter water is
ppl dont wash their roofs
>i was born in a city that's notorious for having those kinds of floods
sucks to be you ig
>but when you do live in those districts it's so fucking nerve-wracking each time
yea i have seem the brazilian gifs
lemme see if i find one
yea there you go
this is me during a rain'storm'
just chilling
i have unironically done that before
just sit on a bench and enjoy the rain
normies will stare at me
but ik they are just inferior beings getting awestruck by the presence of and ascended entity who has achieved nirvana
ppl sometimes call me a hippie
wait i remembered a better webm
<better
nvm its gay bullshit from that 4chan board i forget the name
but yea literally me
>and you can't even leave the house and go away
>well you can jump out of the second floor but since the flood blocks the door you probably aren't getting back up easily
yea do that thing where you tie your blankets together to leave through the window and climb back
idk why cdda hasnt implemented this yet
you can only drop down with a rope if you use a grappling hook
>and usually there's a huge stream and i don't need to explain how that ends
just make a boat
its not like waterproof materials are hard to come by these days
plastic is everywhere
make a cardboard boat and cover it with plastic
id be surprised if a turbo sperglord hadnt done this before
>yeah mine was regularly flooded to the level above a usual vehicle height
lmfao so you can literally SWIM on the streets?
sounds insanely fun
if the water wasnt freezing cold
cdda also should implement this
floods

>Haven't even had a conversation.
typical anon
>I thought it'd be different here but I'm still sitting through stuff I don't care for.
why would you expect anything more?
>Got three hours every week of somebody telling me how to use Excel.
just. why.
and do ppl unironically still use that shit in current year?
yikes
>Better than I expected.
it will get bad again
>I'm interested but I can't say much anymore.
cant or wont?
it doesnt sound like school is keeping you awfully busy lately
>>3307
that's an ad for a stationary store, those people aren't real.
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>why would you expect anything more?
It's made out to be a big thing and all.
There's good cheap food, though.
>and do ppl unironically still use that shit in current year?
They expect us to.
>it will get bad again
Hope it gets good after, then.
>cant or wont?
Can't. 
>it doesnt sound like school is keeping you awfully busy lately
I'm just perpetually tired.
>>3306
>It's nice but I'll easily get sick.
Get a little sick. Can be nice too.
>Only reason why I prefer mornings
Know the feel.
Have you made up a route or do you just wander around? Could try going through streets that you know tend to be empty. Or is that not a thing in India?
>I'm worried about coming across someone I know
It's not even a bad excuse because I know from experience that they somehow manage to find you no matter what.
>Reminder that I got two STEM degrees.
Shame.
>Humanities?
Yes. I don't expect anything to come of it.
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>and his virgin omega boyhole must smell super intoxicating for the alphas in heat
i bet it smells like a corpse 
>oldfucks are triple insufferable
it's just your oldfucks 
here they are p chill 
unless they are alcoholic or homeless 
well yeah not a lot of them 
>holy shit im gonna be 23 soon
wow exactly at 2000? 
must be convenient 
>idk i just bathe in the rain
bathed caveman 
unfortunately it's kinda tough to walk 5 kilometers while being completely soaked and not being able to see shit 
>this is me during a rain'storm'
this isn't a storm 
wind is too weak and rain is too
strong ones rip trees away 
plus he's a nigger so temperature rn is probably p high and comfortable  
>literally me 
yeah every single fucking flood without exception there's some thirty year old fucker in a red shirt sitting on top of a bus or a roof of some grocery shop smoking in headphones  
>ppl sometimes call me a hippie
start beating the shit out of them with a rock 
>just make a boat
ni-gger 
there's a FUCKING STREAM 
it's impossible to sail 
you are getting crashed with a 89% probability 
and even if aren't you can't choose your destination so where tf are you sailing anyway? 
yeah when the storm quits down you can LARP like it's venezuela 
but that's p autistic 
>id be surprised if a turbo sperglord hadnt done this before
they did 
i've even seen ppl on real boats (where the fuck do they keep them) 
>lmfao so you can literally SWIM on the streets?
well yeah 
some ppl did 
me too 
>sounds insanely fun
nigger behavior tbh 
but i was a kid so it's ok 
the water is super fucking dirty and diving is synonymous to dying 
i only swam like that twice though 
those floods were like regular events 
happened every summer from "i don't remember when" to "i don't remember that either" 
the water wasn't freezing cold 
it was even warmer than rivers i used to hang out at 
but you get used to cold temperature in a matter of seconds 
>cdda also should implement this
yeah they already simulate wind currents so why not 
idk how will they implement water physics though 
>watch Soul or Luca
modern disney shit 
watched soul 
trash 
luka looks really homosexual 
avoid
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>That was quite a bad movie.
almost 2 hours long
barely felt time pass
thats what i call a decent movie
better than shit like fate that drags along forever
>Madhatter was just a random character who came for a chapter or something
yea ik i read the book
who cares
he is a fun character
the movie isnt even based on that anyway
well it is
but its like a sequel
alice returning to wonderland for the 2nd time
>I'm sure there was also no Jabberwocky
yea
>Did you know that this too, is another pedo movie?
ik that every movie is a pedo movie from the pov of denpa
>If you're on an animation movie binge, watch-
eat my ass
nobody asked for your tranny opinion
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>Yes, I am. I'm worried about coming across someone I know and they'd ask useless questions about why I'm jobless.
just go for a run
they cant bother you if they cant catch you
thats how i deal with ppl
<b-but i-i-i-i c-cant r-run!
then just stay inside and rot, nigger
>Reminder that I got two STEM degrees. Worthless ones. Education is a scam.
if denpa of all ppl managed to get those degree, then yea, total garbage
>Mind if I ask what degree you're studying btw?
probably gender studies
i cant imagine a nanotranny doing anything else
>God damn it, why do women have to make everything so expensive?
they have rich bfs to bank their frivolous shopping sprees

>It's made out to be a big thing and all.
yea i almost fell for the scam
but everyone on the internet that i saw that had a degree kept complaining how much a meme academia is so i didnt bother
i hope you arent stacking up a massive student debt just to stay at home doing fuckall
>They expect us to.
what for?
isnt that only useful for office monkey to calculate monthly expenses when they cant into programming?
>Hope it gets good after, then.
it usually just goes back to meh
>I'm just perpetually tired.
no excuse
i have been having bouts of narcolepsy lately and i still manage to dump textwalls here
>Have you made up a route or do you just wander around?
i cant imagine denpa having the brainpower to plan a route and actually follow it

>wow exactly at 2000?
>must be convenient
nah
ppl assume im born in 2001 bc my birthday is near the end of the year so im 22 most of the year and ppl are really, like REALLY fucking stupid and try to argue with me about my birthyear as if they know better than me even tho they literally cant even into basic arithmetic
>strong ones rip trees away
sound fun to go through the cataclysm every year
>yeah every single fucking flood without exception there's some thirty year old fucker in a red shirt sitting on top of a bus or a roof of some grocery shop smoking in headphones
based
life goals
>start beating the shit out of them with a rock
its usually cute girls tho
idk what they mean by that
>and even if aren't you can't choose your destination so where tf are you sailing anyway?
towards ADVENTURE ofc
>yeah when the storm quits down you can LARP like it's venezuela
im p sure you meant venezia but yea
>where the fuck do they keep them
if cdda is a realistic as it claims to be, their basements
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>>3312
>I initially do, but then I realize that I am speaking to irredeemable people
wow i cant believe you unironically always initiate an online argument in good faith
esp in current year
goldfishmaxxed
>I'd rather avoid all these and just act like I enjoy the same shit they do
>how stupid and braindead the people who watch these cute girls moe crap are
>This isn't fun.
this is entirely your fault and responsibility
please stop complaining about things that you can solve this very instant
its very infuriating
>I guess back then human beings would rarely make it past their 20 or 30 so pedo wasn't really a thing
yea culture shock
based trad cunnychad vs. cringe bugman haglover
>I feel like I'm stagnant, but everything around me has degraded.
yea i wonder if those are connected
>Boring is better than being repulsive, like how I was before.
are you fucking kidding me?
denpa was super attractive
ppl from all ibs would go to nanochan to witness the marvel that was the famous denpaposter
>Corrugated cardboard boxes
maybe thats why mine dont stink
i dont keep them neatly organized
i just toss them around and let them catch dust
ig the dust masks the horseshit scent
>There surely has to be a decent human being on youtube who genuinely wants to help others
maybe there is
buried under 10000 shill channels that use their shill money to improove their channel to shill even more
but think about this: how helpful can someone who uses jewtube really be?
>Look at this cute mom.
i wont
you never watch the vids i send you, so i wont watch the ones (You) send me
>BDSM being legal and not considered as an unhealthy sexual practice is actually hilarious.
shutup, mitosis
you wouldnt understand
>Muh two consenting adults in bedroom.
yes
i want a big dommy mommy to skillfully apply CIA torture techniques on my testicles
wtf does the law have to do with that?
let ppl have fun smh
nigger like you are the real reason everything sucks these days
>I know, it feels empowering to tell people that they're wrong for some reason. It's addictive for sure.
powertripping
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zszD_-xM2w
you have spammed this shit so much i can already recognize the ID
fuck you
make a real argument, monkey
>I don't do it on purpose.
typical bpd excuse
>There's even PANic
no
>I swear it's true. I'm damn sure Pan is a pedophile.
<starts rambling how everything and everyone is pedo
meaningless word if it applies to everything
try less hard, schizo

>she responded by giggling
based mesugaki
>he threw her out of his office
cringe tiny dick haver
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>sniff it
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>student debt
i thought it's an american thing 
>sound fun to go through the cataclysm every year
i am yet to see a mountain flood 
yk when the enormous pile of snow start melting in spring and destroys 88% of all the crops 
sounds really fucking fun and i am right in the "not suitable for human habitat" zone 
>im p sure you meant venezia
aren't those the same? 
idk if it even exists tbh could be a conspiracy theory 
like wtf ppl live on water 
tf they do when flood happens 
don't tell me there's no floods that's fucking impossible 
>wtf I just looked up what polystyrene is and it's just thermocoal shit
who the fuck is thermocoal? 
yeah just looked it up it's those foam thingies they put  packages in 
yeah they are made from polysterene 
which is basically just styrene tbh it autopolymerizes on it's own 
that's why i never store it in raw form and always prepare it right before using 
when it polymerizes inside of a bottle it fucking explodes 
breaking the bottle and spilling styrene everywhere 
annoying as fuck it also smells bad and it's not so easy to clean 
>I sometimes try to burn it 
why the fuck are you burning plastics? 
almost all the fucking plastic recycling research is happening in your country 
you niggers of all people should know how fucking bad is burning them
>it just shrinks and shrivels and I don't think these fumes are even visible or they leave a noticeable smell
because thermocol is 95% air 
the thickest ones are like 30kg's per cubic meter 
you are probably burning amounts below a fucking gram 
there should be a thick black smoke 
try burning a thick polysterene foam they use in car doors 
a literal fucking chemical weapon i swear 
one whiff and you are going to cough your internals out for like two minutes 
then go on 
smoke some PVC pipes 
>I can't imagine getting high out of this shit
look at the formula of styrene 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styrene
and then on benzaldehyde 
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzaldehyde
are the cogs in your brain turning? 
you don't need to be autistic to spot the patterns in substituted benzaldehydes 
it's approximately two steps away from turning into meth 
okay i lied it's like four or five but it's still piss easy and cheap and rather effective 
unfortunately the only way to turn polysterene in pure styrene is pyrolysis 
and the fumes are toxic as fuck and it's not really pure in the end  
it's actually impossible to properly recycle polysterene so it's even worse than hitler and stuff like that 
works though 
wouldn't make meth from it 
especially for personal use 
i am doing some exotic psychotic shit that's meant to drive humans insane 
i already poisoned some alcoholics nearby with 1,4 so it's time to step up 
>how stupid and braindead the people who watch these cute girls moe crap are
you can't understand those shows because you are fucking soulless 
my condolences 
those shows are clearly not for you and you should avoid them and ppl they attract 
just fuck off from those cumunities really there's nothing for you to gain 
>Holy shit, those are some really comfy graphics as well
yeah cool game 
i loved to fuck around with cheats 
played it back when computer clubs were a thing 
there was a crumbled paper with all the cheat codes written down 
sadly can't recall anything besides HISOYAM or whatever was that 
also flying on tanks is insanely fun 
but the footage from your yt vid is not quite how my dreams look like 
that dude rides bike on the second island iirc and it has a p different color pallet 
mine's like in groove street 
lots of orange 
>Ah... Liminal spaces.
wouldn't call those schools "liminal" they are almost always crowded as fuck 
>4-methylphenol and 4-ethylphenol, have a “horse stable-like, fecal” smell 
bullshit ethylphenol smells like a really faint grass 
never worked with 4-methylphenol but i doubt that it smells like shit 
there's indole for that   
but idk maybe horseshit is different from human shit 
not an expert 
>The chair honestly looks bad though
if you like doctors so much visit a fucking oculist 
>He's just flaunting how he stuck the layers together
BASED 
plastic cucks are seething 
>But where do I look for information though?
libgen 
sci-hub 
unironically google scholar 
though i mostly use russian sites because they give objectively better results 
but the results are on russian so yeah 
>Where have all the actual human beings that don't scam others have gone?
far far east 
>then throw it straight in the garbage.
<not brewing your cardboard into ethanol 
smh that's why you "ppl" are brown 
>mark 1/12 
cringe and bluepilled negroworshipper 
well some of his short stories are p hilarious 
>bojack horseman video 
another reddit cult classic 
i am honestly too stupid to get the "everybody loves you but nobody likes you" quote 
like wtf 
am i really retarded 
is it 2deep4me
>He had his own personal little girl harem
holy based 
imagine gathering a harem while running away from the templars
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>i hope you arent stacking up a massive student debt
Nah. Just paying rent. 
They're supposed to be giving me money, actually. Barely anything, but still.
>what for?
That, I'm trying to figure out.
>it usually just goes back to meh
Good luck then.
>no excuse
>i have been bouts of narcolepsy lately and i still manage to dump textwalls
Sure, but I'm not you.
I also genuinely can't think of much to say nowadays.
>i cant imagine denpa having the brainpower to plan a route and actually follow it
I'd guess he can figure out a map if he can earn two STEM degrees.
>>3318
>there was a crumbled paper with all the cheat codes written down 
We had them too. There was a news story here of the police finding one of them in a house and thinking they were secret terrorist communication codes.
almost forgot to reply to this
>>He's just flaunting how he stuck the layers together
he is still accomplishing more than you ever will in your entire worthless life
>But where do I look for information though?
information for what, nigger?
how to fucking write on a fucking piece of fucking paper?
go back to elementary school
thats where they teach toddlers to read and write

nice bunny asses
>sounds really fucking fun and i am right in the "not suitable for human habitat" zone 
after the water washes away you stockpile of concentrated poisons, it will become a 'REALLY not suitable for human habitat' zone
and slav niggers will still live there
>it's approximately two steps away from turning into meth 
how do you even replace a singular carbon with oxygen instead?
just toss it on h2o2 and hope for the best?
>i already poisoned some alcoholics nearby with 1,4 so it's time to step up 
holy shit unironically? lmfao
did you notice any new femboys in your area?
>you can't understand those shows because you are fucking soulless 
i have a screencap of a post that fits here p well but i wont look for it
not for it i just go over d*npa's empty head
>i am honestly too stupid to get the "everybody loves you but nobody likes you" quote 
its just whining about parasocial relationships
nothing deep
it means ppl adore bojack bc he is a celebrity, but on a personal level he is insufferable and nobody wants to be around him
denpa is a 14yo girl, so she thinks thats some transcendental enlightenment bullshit
you should know better than to trust her judgement by now
denpa spams something as if its important?
most trivial shit ever
remember when he first saw the dogpill and couldnt shutup about it?

>They're supposed to be giving me money, actually.
wtf
deadass?
maybe its time i went to uni too lol
something in humanities too
with lots of female 'professors'
so i can reverse gender roles and offer sexual favors for the sterile teachers in exchange for my grades
>Sure, but I'm not you.
yea i keep forgetting im actually the most functional person around here
>I'd guess he can figure out a map if he can earn two STEM degrees.
denpa cant ever figure out writing a diary
i bet he is the kind to get lost in games even with an automap showing his real-time location and a direct route to his objective
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>deadass?
It's 50 dollars' equivalent a month.
Half of rent, still.
>>3321
>I live in a crowded shitty. It's too crowded.
Shame.
>I need to scout for new locations.
Is the countryside close enough?
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>>3319 
yo dude i've seen the same fucking kitched tiles 
and sheets too 
and the pot 
even that cat looks familiar 
>There was a news story here of the police finding one of them in a house and thinking they were secret terrorist communication codes
i heard tukery is p full of terrorist attacks 
well not as full as india but allah babahs are generally everywhere 
can't believe someone from the police actually bothered to read the paper came to conclusion that it's a cipher and decided to do something about it 
sounds like a fucking fairy tale 
>nice bunny asses
thanks stole from from a bunny thread on smuglo.li 
>it will become a 'REALLY not suitable for human habitat' zone
and slav niggers will still live there
yeah wiggers in chernobyl are like that 
4th nuclear reactor? 
for them a gas stove is way scarier  
>how do you even replace a singular carbon with oxygen instead?
well i said that it's a substituted benzaldehyde but not quiet yet (btw you don't turn substituted benzaldehydes into benzaldehyde you convert them in phenylacetone as is, usually)
the easiest route would be turning styrol into benzoic acid 
then there are hundreds of instruction on the interwebs on what to do with benzoic acid i don't need to explain what to do with it 
to convert styrene into benzoic acid you simply dissolve it in ethanol/acetone (optional) and crank up the acidity 
then you spam your favorite oxidizer and crank up the temperature to around 90C (be careful with solvents)  
ideally your favorite oxidizer should be KMNO4 
with KMNO4 you don't even need to fuck with acidity 
chromate salts are also amazing 
i used chlorates coz i stole some quite a while ago and i dunno where to waste them  
the yield is fucky wucky compared 90+ percent from permanganate but whatevs i have so fucking much styrene and chlorate idgaf 
permanganate is rather rare 
(btw i used benzoic acid for different unrelated to my current project purposes)
you actually can turn it directly into benzaldehyde with toluene 
simply dissolve styrene in toluene and crank up the temperature to 90C 
NO VACUUM DO IT ON OPEN AIR 
yields are above 30 percent so it's p amazing 
although lotsa impurities nothing too bad and yucky 
mostly styrene oxide 
again benzaldehyde is even more documented yk what to do with it 
also using permanganate you can turn it into styrene glycol 
the temperature needs to be around 0C and the solution should be neutral 
also you should be careful not to oxidize it too much or it will break apart into benzoic acid 
styrole glycol can be turned directly into phenylacetic acid by distilling it together with 20 something percent sulfuric acid (that's what i do, yeah it's a bit toxic but hey it's super duper fucking cheap and yields are amazing (although i oxidize it to styrol glycol with my own TM route, it's embarrassing so i won't tell you))
you can also turn styrene into styrene glycol by using hydrogen peroxide and formic acid in ethyl acetate but the reaction is quite hard and takes up like 6 hours 
plus lots of purifications in between and difficult to scale  
that's why i actually bothered with making up an original route  
you know what to do with phenylacetic acid 
no need to explain anything further there's nothing exotic coming up next 
it's a second schedule precursor 
you prolly aren't going to cook anything anyway 
but if you do go on ask questions 
>holy shit unironically? lmfao
hey they deserve it 
try to listen to their shitty shanson on 140dB fucking rock concerts are more quiet 
>did you notice any new femboys in your area?
nah they were stereotypical femboy enjoyers from hentai 
40+ fat and bald 
emergency aid got called 
not sure what happened to them but the gourmands probably died 
i actually seen like two femboys here in uraine 
one was with a net top and a naruto headband 
p cringe 
the other one was wearing a female school uniform and a wig 
ngl i'd bang 
he even shaved his scrawny legs 
but well those were the ones with obvious male traits 
maybe there are way more 
you heard that anecdote about german ninjas? 
every country has ninjas but we only hear about japanese ones because they suck at their job 
>remember when he first saw the dogpill and couldnt shutup about it?
ughhh 
no 
what's a dogpill? 
sounds zooerotic 
<They're supposed to be giving me money, actually.
>wtf
it's called a stipendium 
if your grades are good you get free money 
not a lot though 
barely enough for food and rent 
but usually students on it live free in the campus 
food is also kinda free 
but our uni's are in rather bad shape and are infested with roaches 
the food is poisonous too  
so yeah if you aren't digging into some autistic career don't bother
>with lots of female 'professors'
those are old and fat 
except for the biology teachers 
those are always female and young here 
honestly every single of my biology teachers is straight up 8/10 and above 
>In USA if you go to a prison and you have alcoholic addiction
wtf 
LITERAL FASCISM 
unless they give out free beer  
then yeah it's ok
<literal god  
>Be alert and of sober mind
oh trust me cathinones make me so fucking alert i can patrol for enemies everyday of the week (my enemies are SBU agents and cops in civilian clothing) 
>It's getting sick that's the problem
drink three liters of boiling hot tea and it will go away 
bitch your climate is still above 0C 
it means that it's not cold 
btw if you are feeling cold wear a scarf 
most of your "cold feeling" nerves are on the neck 
>you watch, consoom, and forget
denpa that's your entire fucking life 
>There's 4 trauma responses 
no there aren't 
stop believing into this shit 
you aren't even traumatized 
>Fucking scammers, fucking shills, and fucking attention seeking women
hey c'mon it's not that bad 
there are also funny 10 year old tf2 and left4dead clips 
those are wholesome 
>I'M TRYING TO RULECUCK YOU AND DICTATE WHAT YOU DO IN THESE BEDROOM TIMES FOR YOUR OWN GOOD YOUR BALLS WILL THANK ME I PROMISE NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A WOMAN STEP ON YOUR BALLS AND INSERT HER FEET INTO YOUR RECTUM!
i am esl too but that's just too much 
i lost 
i chuckled 
>I hate the fact that Bocchi is popular
there are worse concerns 
like homosexuality 
but yeah sure go on 
argue with tarded anime fans on internet forums 
at least the animation was good in some places
fuck i re-read the styrene shit the benzoic acid conversion is explained quite poorly but it conveys the general idea 
there's also an electrochemical method but i never tried 
seems like you either need some p exotic electrodes or some really autistic cell conditions 
plus idk if yields are decent 
using toluene is way easier and it's cheap af i see no reason not too 
styrene already smells p good coupling it with toluene is a recepie for the perfect fragrance
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<how do you even replace a singular carbon with oxygen instead?
>proceeds to sperg about making meth instead 
yeah forgot about the actual question 
i always see the things i wanna see 
oxidize it directly however you want 
but gently with care and love 
or it will oxidize to benzoic acid 
i'd just bathe it in toluene to oxidize it directly from air 
the yields are fine judging by the peer reviewed papers that i can rely on 
and toluene is cheap 
however i also seen a few that promise 169% yield from shit like water and a fucking iron salt as a catalyst 
it's already p OP but if some of those papers are true it's a real life fucking cheat code for benzaldehyde (unfortunately i don't use benzaldehyde so it's kinda useless) 
you can even sell it directly as a precursor on darknet 
bulking dealers will buy it 
they don't care about carcinogens inside as long as it's concentrated and smells nice (and it does smell p nice) 
if (when) you get caught for selling precursor you'll get a way softer sentence than for drugs 
btw i read that styrene is carcinogenic and mutagenic because it turns into styrene oxide in your organism and then it's metabolized by the epoxide enzyme 
supposedly 
yk those fucking biologists they only speculate 
yeah after fucking with your epoxide enzimes it binds to your DNA 
it probably won't affect you in your lifetime 
those kinds of carcinogens are the weakest ones in that regard 
but your kids are FUCKED 
not like i were planning for any
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<benzoic acid 
>i used chlorates
btw don't do that 
looking back it would have probably been wiser to just use sulfuric acid and high temperatures 
halogens fuck with glycols 
although chlorine isn't as bad in that regard as the others 
definitely don't use iodine 
not like you have any 
in any case the oxide is easy to get rid of and i have so much styrol and chlorates i can take a bath with them (and wake up as a spider man) 
can't just throw away chlorates they are kinda bad for the nature 
idk what to do with them like honestly 
fucking kleptomania torturing me 
i am gonna do some fireworks but not that much 
i am living in a dumpster 
no i am not sperging so much because i am high 
i swear i am sober! 
fr fr no cap!
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>>3326
>ive seen the same fucking kitched tiles 
Most 2D IRL images are in Slav locales, so it figures.
I made this one.
>i heard tukery is p full of terrorist attacks
Probably. I barely know anything about this place.
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im jeffie and im bored
i think ill start bullying women on fujochan
maybe i can get them to shutdown like kind.moe
>>3331
you're a real cock, jeff
this thread is great for TESTS
http://junkuchaouscdrmjvuat5ziio7et6sjm7nd5puzhdfq7all7qdiqppyd.onion/
I think it werks
>junku chaous
yea it has become pure chaos since i arrived
speaking of that, i still dont see my site on the top like i was promised
>>3335
Press F5 for a dopamine hit
>mommy this mommy that
does the father really play zero role on the psychological development of ppl?
the insane children of single moms beg to differ
>in a capitalistic society the father is barely present and women dominate their authority over children
this is how the current year cuntocracy truly began
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No i haven't wake up late and a shitty mood because i am coming down after getting high 
srlsly 
>Most 2D IRL images are in Slav locales
yeah msinsanity sure is influential 
>I've never seen all this autopolymerizing thing and explosions happen because of packing foam.
holy shit are you retarded 
the thing that autopolymerizes is styrene 
styrofoam is p far away from raw styrene 
raw styrene is a liquid 
polystyrene is a solid 
when it autopolymerizes (it does so because it fucking exists) it turns into a really really fucking sturdy glass 
the same thing will happen if you'll put a glass full of water in a freezer 
the water will turn into ice expand and break the glass 
<smoking PVC pipes 
>Wtf you've done that too?
when you burn PVC pipes they release HCl gas 
if you'll trap it in a water you'll get HCl acid 
shit's toxic af 
it's also a lacrimator 
burns your eyes
kinda like a pepper spray 
smoking it for recreational purposes is impossible 
you'll die after the first whiff 
>I know that those ring with dashes in there are called aromatics 
damn haven't expected you to remember that 
huh they actually teach something at uni's 
>because they give a very "fragrant" smell
yeah sure 
go on smell some tetrahydrofuran 
>I'm more than eager to listen to why people are attracted to moeshit
it's cute and funny 
>I HAVE TO READ!?
cmon it's not that hard 
you are reading at this very moment 
>Japan?
tibet 
>Bunnies are the most horniest animals if I'm right.
humans are the horniest 
depends on what you define by horny 
if you mean perverted then humans btfo everyone 
the more complex your nervous system is the more violent and deranged you become 
>It's because I have sinusitis actually
just die already 
>it also doesn't help that I delete them
btw why the fuck? 
almost no one is going to read them anyway 
it takes a tremendous amount of effort to bear you 
>I have BPD
maybe i am asking this a bit late 
but what the fuck is BPD? 
tf bipolar means 
you aren't a battery 
>JB is also getting increasingly irritable these days
nah it's a p normal behavior for him 
he's a bit more absent lately but i thank that it's good for his psionic stability 
<those are wholesome 
<10 year old
>Not interested, officer!
you fuckers are seeing pedophilia in anything 
>I get worried to even watch 16 year old BPD girls
nigger i meant 10 year old videos 
not girls 
yk you can sort by year on youtube 
like YEAR:2013
>styrofoam is p far away from raw styrene 
i meant that styrofoam is already polymerized
>No i haven't wake up late and a shitty mood
i should proof read my shit 
well it kinda conveys the general idea
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>>3355
>Don't they ask you to help around at uni or is it just free stipend?
The latter.
>I just did the bare minimum of showing up and chatting with others back when I did mine.
I'd just not take the money if I had to do that much.
>Too far.
Shame. I'm guessing you're more than reluctant to get on public transport? How is it over there?
>>3356
>msinsanity sure is influential
Fits well.
What's with the cardboard guy? Is it the Slav version of Anon?
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>What's with the cardboard guy? Is it the Slav version of Anon?
yeah exactly that 
we have 2ch which is just like 4chan but worse 
the anon with a packet on his head is usually called btard 
like /b/ 
get it? 
almost same design as 4chan's anon but instead of green skin he got a packet on his head
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>Damn, I remembered this scene.
is your entire mental framework based on reddit shows?
>Maybe it's productive if I READ SOMETHING THAT I CAN USE FOR MY LIFE, not this.
you cant even read an animu light novel
>I once accidentally joined a zoom meeting
how do you accidentally open zoom, accidentally find the meeting code and accidentally plug in that code and accidentally press join?
i feel like its impossible to overestimate denpas retardation
>Only experts from nanochan are competent at it with peer reviewed facts.
children make my penis go brrrrr
nuff said
>Yes, I bitched about that IN MY JOURNAL SO I WROTE SOMETHING!
of value?
>I read somewhere that depression and empathy is directly related, so the more depressed you are, the less empathetic you become.
and bitches and depression are directly related, the less bitches you have, the more depressed you are
>Low temperatures make your body more vulnerable to infections.
health issue
i never got sick from going to the pool with only my trunks
>You know who sleeps 16h a day?
catgirls
meow
>Maybe it's not theirs? but they've appropriated it.
id guess its something from the stoics tbh
>It's surely nice though. I sleep a lot and just do nothing except wasting my time.
dont you already do that normally, tho?
why even bother getting sick so you feel bad while doing it?
>Yeah, a decent safe movie that does nothing new and you watch, consoom, and forget.
literally (You) and your yt cunts
>Fight, flight vs fawn and freeze.
yea
male brain vs female brain
>4 trauma responses
thats not trauma, you lying nigger
stop saying everything is trauma to justify your shitty personality
>STEM DEGREE! TWO!
stem is 4 things
get 2 more
>Did you know that women are responsible for 70% of capitalistic consumption?
sounds about right
they arent good for anything other than consuming valuable resources
>This economy is dominated by women
it is known that cuntoids are the biggest allies ofthe jews, with how easily manipulated they are

>Where have the people who come to online for arguments in good faith gone?
what? who?
never heard of these people
have you ever seen them?
can you point to an example?
>She's very cute I swear.
100% chance of being teracringe
hard pass
>You're going to end up alone. I hate the fact that Bocchi is popular and I think that people who enjoy this shit is braindead, but I'll turn a blind eye to it.
>God, that's pathetic.
then enjoy the consequences of your actions
you could be alone
instead you choose to be around ppl you hate
get fucked
you deserve it
>This is one of the most narcissistic video I've ever seen.
translating from denpaspeak:
<This is one of the most video I've ever seen.
didnt watch btw

>yo dude i've seen the same fucking kitched tiles
>and sheets too
>and the pot
>even that cat looks familiar
thats your old apartment
>smuglo.li
tf
do they only have /a/?
gay
>i actually seen like two femboys here in uraine
i saw a few, but only when i visited a highschool once
maaaaaaaan, the alpha generation is fucking weird
all girls are boys and all boys are girls
i thought zoomers were fucked, but holy shit, we are doing p well compared to kids
now imagine just how fucking doomed this planet is
imagine that at some point zoomers will get old and they will be the ones running things
thats not good
then it will be gen alpha
which is worse
its over for humans
>the other one was wearing a female school uniform and a wig
>ngl i'd bang
>he even shaved his scrawny legs
oh yea same
the fact they were all underage only made it hotter
i cant imagine the daily hell that teachers must go through
seeing all those cuties and not being allowed to even look too much
idk if i could resist the masculine urge to pound a crater in a boy's hole for longer than my 1st day there
>but well those were the ones with obvious male traits
yea i can only imagine how many of those cute girls were male girls
>every country has ninjas but we only hear about japanese ones because they suck at their job
yea and every culture has trannies but only mutt trannies fail to pass
>what's a dogpill?
>sounds zooerotic
it is
something incels made up
they think women would rather have sex with their own dogs than with an incel
which is true btw
>denpa that's your entire fucking life
based
>you aren't even traumatized
and redpilled
>there are worse concerns
not for him
he doesnt exist in the real world
only in gay little animeland
>btw i read that styrene is carcinogenic and mutagenic
damn
any recipes for catgirl mutagens?

>I got a bit cocky and thought that I've seen and read enough about personality disorders and moved on
typical low iq
the ride never ends

>I've never seen all this autopolymerizing thing and explosions happen because of packing foam.
obviously bc the foam is already polymerized
its like you cant read slav english
>I may have the chance to increase global warming by 0.01 degree celsius.
you wont even increase it by 0.00000000000000000000000000000001
not even all your street shitters together can do it by just fireworking for 1 night
you have fallen for the psyop that individuals have influence over this shit
its all a scam
only big corpos and govs are wasteful enough to make a dent on the planet
you are nothing
like, did you know that even if all ppl stopped using water for domestic purposes, the global waste of water would barely even change?
>I guess what he means is everyone loves BoJack as a celebrity, his external shell that he created for others to adore him, but nobody likes BoJack for being the piece of shit he is, a lonely miserable person.
literally what i said
>BoJack gets serious hate because he ALMOST kissed a 17 year old deer, while he was horny and desperate for her mother so the deer was just a stand-in for his true love interest.
that is your brain on anti
>Bunnies are the most horniest animals if I'm right.
nope
cant even begin to compete with dolphins, let alone humans
>I'm so scared actually. I can't even remember what I discussed like 3 days ago, and it also doesn't help that I delete them.
whats so scary?
sounds like typical denpa to me
>JB is also getting increasingly irritable these days and has a short fuse now, but idk what his reasons are.
ig i ran out of patience for denpa bullshit
>Not interested, officer!
this is your brain on anti
youre so brainwashed you cant even parse basic sentences before your frontal cortex shuts down and you start screeching PEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>when it autopolymerizes (it does so because it fucking exists) it turns into a really really fucking sturdy glass
>the same thing will happen if you'll put a glass full of water in a freezer
>the water will turn into ice expand and break the glass
yea ok this one is on you for explaining so poorly
even i was thinking that the polymerization released a lot of heat or something
>the more complex your nervous system is the more violent and deranged you become
that explains why im so angry all the time
>just die already
i 2nd this
>but what the fuck is BPD?
its a label that foids use to try to excuse their shitty behavior and infantile mind
denpa stole it from them and expects us to play pretend with him
>he's a bit more absent lately but i thank that it's good for his psionic stability
cant stay away from the jeffzone
once you get jeffed, you never go back
>you fuckers are seeing pedophilia in anything
anti propaganda has fried his goldfish brain

>vid
i have seem turtles fight at higher refresh rates that those 2
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>>3360
>we have 2ch which is just like 4chan but worse 
Every non-English imageboard is the same. There's a couple Turkish ones and they're also godawful 4chan downgrades.
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>thats your old apartment
nah the shelves are different  
<smuglo.li
>do they only have /a/?
they also have /yuri/ /tg/ /fanfic/ /monster/ and some other boards but they are dead 
>all girls are boys and all boys are girls
i am yet to see a boyish girl 
and there are still lots of masculine little fuckers 
some men i see are model gigachads 
>its over for humans
why is it so slow 
>they think women would rather have sex with their own dogs than with an incel
oh that thing 
yeah seen a couple of memes somewhere 
>which is true btw
i hope it's false 
>any recipes for catgirl mutagens?
i heard that mephedrone is called meow-meow 
because it reeks of piss 
a-pvp reeks too 
but of sperm 
yeah denpa ur right 
those things are called aromatic for a reason 
wonderful building blocks 
buy yeah mutagens aren't that hard do some 4MMC mix in some 2-aminopurine at the final recrystallization 
you can also add funky stuff like benczofluorene but they won't live long with those 
make her do some lines and wait for the kids 
oh yeah and for cat girls try to infect them with toxoplasmosis the symbiotic shit does wonders  
not my lane there though can't help out with that 
>only big corpos and govs are wasteful enough to make a dent on the planet
IS THAT A CHALLENGE? 
>yea ok this one is on you for explaining so poorly
well sorry i don't have two STEM degrees 
you still haven't replied to the rest of my styrene rambles ig it will take quite a while for you to decipher them 
<the more complex your nervous system is the more violent and deranged you become
>that explains why im so angry all the time
well some ppl with additional chromosomes have psychotic fits of unimaginable violence  
wouldn't call their nervous system complex 
they can barely walk 
oh wait yeah 
because it's so fucking complex it constantly tangles and shits itself
>Every non-English imageboard is the same  
nah they have some distinctions 
but i am not really sure since i don't know lots of languages 
and most of the ones i know are p dead 
>godawful 4chan downgrades
2ch isn't that bad 
like it has some cool OC going on 
well ok had 
it got under the KGB control somewhere around 2015 
it reeks of feds and they aren't even denying that 
/pol/ is basically unusable 
constant raids from discord schizos on other boards too 
basically unusable 
although has some tolerable obscure threads on it 
like C:DDA thread
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>because it reeks of piss 
cat piss obviously
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>>3370
>That video is so sad
That's the beauty of it.
>>3374
What flavor of mental illness am I? 😳
>>3375 
hey are you the beryllium-kun?
vtumours are really destroying the human race
im lurking fujochan and i just saw someone talking about how she fell in love with animeboys for the first time through vtumours
specifically vox akuma
how she simps for him and buys all his merch and watches all his stream
like holy shit, ig not even women are safe from the jewniggercock brainwashing
tho i cant really blame then lol i watched a bit of vox akuma earlier this year and he is p hot uwu like has a real sexy voice (no homo tho)
i thought the appeal of male vtbers would be the bro aspect but nope, girls are getting off to this shit too
tis some crazy world out there
>I absolutely hate the internet. Capitalism has ruined everything. All that is holy is profane.
can you shut up about this already?
we get it
the internet isnt what it used to be
boo hoo
go to laincuck if you wanna whine about it some more

>they also have /yuri/ /tg/ /fanfic/ /monster/ and some other boards but they are dead 
oh, so /a/ but quirky
ok
>i am yet to see a boyish girl 
i have seen a few
one was a literal reverse trap
didnt even register as female at first
would still bang tho
>some men i see are model gigachads 
yea alphies must be being fed horse hormones or something
bc when they manly they MANLY
like huge
girls too
i have see underage girls with more curves than an old hag has had her whole life
>i heard that mephedrone is called meow-meow 
cute
overdose by meow-meow
what a way to go
>because it reeks of piss
>cat piss obviously
who the fuck-
how-
WHY CAN PPL TELL TYPES OF PISS APART?
EWWWWWWW
>you still haven't replied to the rest of my styrene rambles
yea
i wont

>>3374
go watch cute girls doing cute things and categorize them in terms of dere archetypes instead
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>oh, so /a/ but quirky
well /tg/ is p unique 
>yea alphies must be being fed horse hormones or something
they probably are tbh 
our president is on steroids that's already confirmed 
he's an actor after all 
and there are quite a lot of gyms around 
i am not much into fitness can't say how things are going on for them 
i only knew two roiders 
one of was p bad at it 
an aspiring professional boxer with an asian background 
he died at 30 
the other one was p good at min-maxxing 
his biceps were like my head 
he was a veteran too 
back in 2014 or something this shit with donetsk begun 
told lots of stories from back then 
he was a manlet though at least i can mog him through my genetical superiority 
idk what he's doing now 
he's probably at war again 
>overdose by meow-meow
>what a way to go
mephedrone is basically MDMA but without the negative side effects from stimulation 
like i said it's pure euphoria 
the only thing it stimulates is your prostate 
emphatogens are fucking gay 
unless you use them to bang hoes 
but most just jerkoff and fuck their homies in the ass 
overdoses on mephedrone are horrible but it's almost impossible to die 
again the lethal dose is above 10 grams 
and around the fourth you curl up in a ball and start crying and shaking 
yk comedowns feel like 
shame 
guilt or something  
like the feeling you get after fapping to sissy hypno 
generally you feel like a fucking looser and a husk of a human being 
but you also get a bit aggressive and suicidal 
usually it's all in your head and you don't show it though 
overdoses feel like total apathy 
a shitty way to go 
oh and remember what i said about "no negative side effects from stimulation" 
well that's if you use mephedrone without shitty isomers 
mephedrone consists of blah-blah-blah it all comes down to xylol 
you need para-xylol for mephedrone to turn out good 
yk xylol is really really fucking cheap and abundant and it's used everywhere 
impossible to ban it 
just like benzoic acid 
but the gov fags that are responsible for precursor regulations want to look productive or something 
so they made up p strict regulations specifically for 4-xylol 
dealers give approximately zero fucks and just use the easiest one to get 
clients don't feel most negative side effects until they have fried their receptors and cranked up some tolerance 
usually it comes bundled with addiction that makes it p hard to stop 
so they don't 
eventually they loose their ability to properly sleep then function 
and then they catch horrible overdoses that make for some real loud headlines in newspapers 
it all would have been way better for everyone if the government hasn't tried to restrict 4-xylol 
but it did 
idk those retards still think that by deliberately making drugs more and more poisonous psychotic and addictive they are going to somehow prevent people from taking them 
well it's not working 
it becomes more and more popular each year 
>WHY CAN PPL TELL TYPES OF PISS APART?
never had a cat? 
the cat piss and human piss are quite different 
you can smell human piss everyday just don't flush the toilet immediately
hey ppl can tell the difference between how armpits and feet smell 
it's not that hard to differentiate piss  
<haven't replied to the rest of my styrene rambles
>i wont
lmao filtered 
but it's not like you were planning to follow those anyway
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day 2 of infiltrating fujochan
they dont suspect a thing
writing like a female is p easy
just use a low-confidence tone and finish a few regular sentences with interrogation marks instead of dots
like youre constantly asking for validation on your opinions
none of my posts have been deleted yet, but so far i have been very tame and sticking to the subject at hand
soon ill start being passive aggressive and derailing threads
then straight up bullying girls and making everything about me
>our president is on steroids that's already confirmed 
>he's an actor after all 
wtf
is every country electing celebrities for president now?
>he was a manlet though at least i can mog him through my genetical superiority 
luck always beat skill
>but most just jerkoff and fuck their homies in the ass 
is a homie even a homie if he doesnt have a snug backpipe?
>like the feeling you get after fapping to sissy hypno 
yea ik that feeling
when you really want jesus to forgive your sins

>Have a couple of pending walltexts to reply to.
standard denpa situation
>People who are mentally ill are walking amongus and you have no idea unless you see them behave in their true state, at workplace, while in a relationship with another person, with friends and so on.
and even if you see imposter venting, the other crewmates wont believe you and might even eject you if you start accusing someone they like
>Good vtumors on average would have at least 5k viewers.
you say that based on what?
>Pekora and Subaru hit 25k easily.
arent those the biggest cockwhores around?
wait, who tf is subaru?
isnt that the guy from re:zero?
>Bijou and Fuwamoco
literally who
you need to start posting pics
maybe i jacked off to them before
>male vtumors barely hit 1000 viewers at a time
tfw no army of horny male simps to inflate your numbers
>I notice that they read pretty much every single message that gets spammed in the chat.
wow just like n9k streams
yea, men always have to put in more effort
>They also wear ridiculous costumes that show their chest and look like total fujobaits and gaybait.
at least they know the niche they occupy
>that poor girl got her twitch raided
fucking foids smh
i bet she deserved worse
>Vox rolled with it as part of the roleplay along the lines of someone he knew entering the restaurant and talking to him
pretty good way to handle the situation tbh
the one stream of his i saw completely was only confession roleplay
he was playing a priest or something and hearing confessions from the chat
ofc ppl got real horny real fast, but he tried to keep them in check
but as the stream progressed he started to act hot and bothered and by the end he opened the confession booth and let the viewer (me >///<) sit on his lap to do naughty things with him
idk if that was all planned or if he is just that good at improv, but i can tell he is indeed a skilled actor
also the sexy voice
and a good singer too
i saw some vids of him singing
so yea i can imagine him handling the situation p smoothly
do you have any links to it?
btw i cant even blame that girl for falling in love with him wasting all her money on his merch
he is a very skilled entertainer and deserves it
not the female vtubers tho, they area all whores and only deserve death
and it sounded like that poor girl was the most pathetic kind of simp too
she talked about wanting to work extra hours on her job just to get more money to buy all his stuff being sold at a special event or something
ig crippling loneliness can fuck up both genders
>>3382
forgot to say no homo
no homo

>They also wear ridiculous costumes that show their chest
wait, are you talking about the female or male vtumors here?
>>3381
i just got my 2nd (You) there
in fact, i even got trips already (wasnt even fishing for it)
that place is as good as gone
i wonder if any fujoshis there also lurk the jeffthread
i mean, didnt they have a bunker here on junku?
>>3386
God, these vtubers are cringe and embarassing. Idk why people even watch this shit, especially the chit chat sessions.
I only watch them as background noise while they play something.
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>is every country electing celebrities for president now?
idk 
ours is a literal standup comic 
a fucking clown lmao 
<pending walltexts 
>standard denpa situation
you are p often knee deep in this shit too 
>all this vtumor shit 
kinda gay 
why are you faggots even bothering with examining this hell 
saw those vids a couple of years ago 
they are p rad 
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>I also like to destroy everything I create
as an ice sculptor
i totally understand you
>Is that you complaining about lolicons in there?
lol no
see? my posts are undetectable
>None of the male vtubers look masculine.
tbf, no animeboy looks masculine
>Subaru is the tomboy duck.
the tomboy and the airhead bunny
yea the best girls are either boyish or just really fucking stupid
>You surely would've. Fuwawa and Mococo, duo vtubers.
literally never even seen them
but damn, twin red and blue catgirls that stream together? what a novel idea
and yea its like you said
one shows chest, other shows tummy
and the comments is full of creeps too
top one is a guy who keeps track of when they sneeze and the overall sneeze count
they must love reading shit like that
ik i personally love receiving creepy fanmail
too bad its been like a month since the last one
>Bau bau.
im not a pathetic degenerate vtumor-addicted weeboid
idk wtf that means
>I can't remember or find it.
where tf did that quote come from, then?
>Men have it worse.
much worse

>all the money and time that these women have
bitch please, you already have time
you shitpost all day long
and money? you think that could save you?
are you forgetting about your massive skill issue when to comes to trying to create anything and make it not look like shit?
>but actual serious drawings like the renaissance paintings.
just draw anime smut smh
>I also like to destroy everything I create because I hate myself or something.
cringe
all my creations are lovingly stored where i will never see them again
>you are p often knee deep in this shit too
except i dont even pretend im ever gonna reply
>MkLS54ifP7k
i hey i recognize the 2nd from the left on the bottom row
forgot her name tho
nvm they had on the description
reine
ik her bc her avatar was made by my favorite shotacon
pochi
she wrote lots a lewd demon onee-san shota femdom doujinshis and which got serialized into a cute wholesome slice of life manga
some faggot from back when i was raiding kind.moe as a one man army told me about it
p good
then i decided to stalk pochi to see more of his work and my mind was blown when i learned he is actually a she
and she used to be a vtumor too
but retired (based)
yea no fucking wonder ppl love vtumors so much
there is so much fucking lore and intertwined character interactions
i must be like how ppl love pro wrestling
yea its all fake and gay and everything is played by professional actors
but shit, the stories sure are interesting
esp with how there is a certain level of interaction with the real world, so nothing can ever be 100% planned out
and its the randomized part that keeps it spicy
its like those tellings of dnd seshs where the players have to make do with the shit that happens
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>"I WANT TO HAVE FUCK WITH YOU"
it's called "sex" not fuck
>>3392
>3rd and 4th video are way better and funny than the first two.
yea theyre actual memes
>Damn, that's impressive. I couldn't figure out at all.
now refresh and try to guess which one is mine
>oF2rVspRt_M
yea i saw that before
>Good that you don't. It's cringe.
is that supposed to be barking?
>Oh, I know the article.
link the article then
maybe i can put my reading comprehension skills to use and figure it out
>>3393
yea thats called ironic writing
ik a post-ironic otome game that had writing exactly like that and it was hilarious
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<Is that you complaining about lolicons in there?
>lol no
nah p sure that's you 
post number 4093 reeks of beckerism and number 4094 has hints of a pattern that was described here in post number 3381 
plus there are clear signs of 2housis and you adore patchi too much
>>3396
thats after he posted retard
i am not here to count this shit
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wow dead ib
on a weekend too
its almost like everybody here is a federal agent and this is their day off
anyway
i was looking for some stable diffusion pics on AI booru to prove a point on fujochan and i saw this pic of a cute ragdoll
it said shes from 'the amazing digital circus'
i never heard of it so i looked it up
its an animation that was released literally last week
i had no idea what it was, but i knew it had at least 2 cute girls so i decided to watch
its p good
its just a show for kids, but i liked it
the main character is a massive denpa
but obviously the best character is the bunny bc he is literally me
here
watch?v=HwAPLk_sQ3w
i want denpa to watch it and write me a lengthy diagnosis of the mental illnesses of every character
ill already go ahead and label the jester girl with a bad case of denpa
>i want denpa to watch it and write me a lengthy diagnosis of the mental illnesses of every character
hard mode: dont say anyone is a narcissist
nightmare mode: dont use personality disorders at all, stick to real illnesses
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>>3396
i like the vibe of this vid
where did you find it?
i had that song stuck in my head for a while thanks to d*npa, now its stuck again thanks to y*u
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>its almost like everybody here is a federal agent and this is their day off
shitposting from dew till dawn is my full time job 
<digital circus 
>watch?v=HwAPLk_sQ3w
hey i heard about that gooseworx bitch 
she made some really really fucking cringy comics in the past 
well all webcomics are cringe ngl 
just watched this thing 
it was looking completely atrocious in the beginning but my eyes adapted 
not so bad 
looking forward for more 
apparently they have some more atrocious looking 3d cartoons on their channel 
are they decent? 
i am not in the mood to go over all this shit rn
>bunny bc he is literally me
denpaosis begins 
now you are projecting yourself onto fictional characters 
i can't really relate to characters 
never had that "literally me" thing in my head 
autism ig 
>where did you find it?
no fucking idea 
it was ages ago (like two months)
lmfao 
literally a two second gap between me and the denpa
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>nanosphere 
>discord trannies 
this wigger should wash his mouth with soap 
we are IRC glag's
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i was studying the viability of calling myself jeffie on fujochan
see if te could be a female name
here is what i learned
>The name Jeffie is a combination of the names Jeffrey and Jeff. Jeffrey means “God’s peace,” whereas Jeff means “peaceful ruler.” The name Jeffie, therefore, symbolizes someone who is peaceful and has noble leadership qualities.
indeed
i am the leader of the nanotrannies
the last piece of duct tape holding this mental asylum together
and i have to be very peaceful to resist the urge to assassinate a tranny when she starts cringeposting on my thread
>According to numerology, the name Jeffie has a life path number of 7. This number is associated with spiritual awakening, introspection, and a deep understanding of the mysteries of life. People with this life path number are often drawn to esoteric subjects and have a natural inclination towards philosophy and metaphysics.
its talking about my autism
>In astrology, the name Jeffie is associated with the zodiac sign of Pisces. Pisces is a water sign and is known for its intuitive and compassionate nature. People born under this sign are often creative, imaginative, and have a deep connection to their emotions and spirituality. 
yea im very intuitive, i always know how ppl are feeling and use this knowledge to show them compassion owo
creativity just speaks for itself, i mean, just look at my site
and yea im basically a monk, i have full control over my emotions and have nothing but peace of mind
>Name meanings are believed to have a significant influence on personality and destiny. People with names that have a positive meaning are believed to be more likely to live fulfilling lives. Children with names that mean “peace” or “love” are thought to have happier futures. Others may experience difficulties because their name’s meaning is not as positive. 
yea i love being alive
its really too bad not all parents are good at giving names and they doom their children to a live of misery ever after uwu
if i was president, id be compassionate enough to outlaw all shitty names so everybody is happy all the time
>The name Jeffie is full of symbolism. It represents harmony, peace, and a noble nature. It’s a name that can hold great potential for someone who strives for these qualities. Similarly, it’s a name that represents a natural leader, someone who can bring people together and create harmony.
thats literally me and what i do
this community would have fallen apart ages ago if i wasnt around
>The spiritual meaning behind the name Jeffie can offer insights into a person’s life’s calling. Someone with this name may have a spiritual calling to bring peace, harmony, and balance to the world. They may be drawn towards careers that involve leadership and diplomacy, such as a mediator or a politician. 
or military commander ready to take over the world
>I had a wet dream because idk how long it had been since I fapped and I'm struggling to keep my shit together and not coom. 
its already over
its only a matter of time until you cave
>I made a rant yesterday trying to link lolicons and narcissists at fujochan but then I realized I looked very bad and deleted.
i can already predict everything you will say and yea
what an awful rant
try to link fascination with homosexual relationship to daddy issues (or some other braindamage) instead
thats bound to get you lots of (You)s
>I'll give it a watch later.
its actually p crazy how you will simply not watch anything that isnt a foid blabbing to the camera about brainrot
>hey i heard about that gooseworx bitch 
i havent
>looking forward for more 
yea i think there will be more
the channel has lots of other actually fished series
>are they decent? 
idk
i downloaded one to watch today
>now you are projecting yourself onto fictional characters 
i have literally done that since always
my career as a nanotranny literally began with me saying that a black carbon crystal is literally me
>autism ig 
or lack thereof
>literally a two second gap between me and the denpa
the shifts at the federal office start at the same time for everybody
>Also JB I got drilled so hard because you made... someone... paranoid as fuck with your new website uphaul.
what? who?
and why are you the one handling my hatemail now?
i dont remember the last time a rando sent me something on my mailbox
>I got asked if I was part of some discord tranny cult with Corporal, Captain and all that designation.
why do you care lol
ppl just like shitposting and pretend-fighting
look at me and the kickfag on lambda
>this wigger should wash his mouth with soap 
>we are IRC glag's
see, even the newest nanotranny already understands
btw it fucking sucks that we are back to square one
only us 3 here again
chisatofaggot is gonezo
and osfie is back to skipping school and staring at the ceiling again
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>>3411
>and staring at the ceiling
I thought it was you who did that.
>the shifts at the federal office start at the same time for everybody
well usually i wake up and reply sooner in the morning 
but since my "being sober for longer than 3 seconds" challenge is over my sleep schedule got all fucky wucky 
<autism ig 
>or lack thereof
wow thanks
i fucking hate working with gasses 
all the shit leaked 
now my kitchen is a fucking third reich execution chamber
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i made a new world and new character
using the mod 'no hope'
its supposed to make the game harder bc its double post-apocalypse
instead of just the cataclysm there was also a war before the cataclysm or something
so everything is destroyed, cars are wrecked, and its hard to find loot
well, i just randomly walked right into the survivor camp
so i was set for life
i lured a few zombies in and stole their loot
and sold most of it to smokes so i could buy their shit
one zombie had a shitton of cigar, and smokes loves that shit and gave me lots of credits for it
i practiced tailoring and fabrication a bit
now i have warm clothing and can make weapons
i tried make the simple mace, but wow that shit sucks
yea its strong, but will break after 4 hits
i need a drill to make it stronger so it doesnt break so easily
but to make a drill i need a hammer (real one, not makeshift)
and smokes aint selling none of that
i made a cudgel instead
oh yea and i already made a single point sling
i already learned how useful that is
thats where i hang my mace
and the cudgel i keep on my belt
and a zombie gave me a hiking backpack
i think ill play as a nomad this time
i already even made a cloak to look extra cool
anyway the cudgel
best weapon in the game
can use it to train melee to lvl 3
and with that i can stunlock zeds
im not a superhuman doomslayer like the other character, but damn, if its 1v1 i can fuck up any (non armored) zombie
they dont even get to react lmfao
just bonked until they stop moving
and then bonked some more
whose idea was it to give stun + fast strike to the same weapon?
lvl 3 melee also gives me feign
i raided a house in search for a hammer
unevolved zombers cant even begin to compete with me
well anyway im already bored
i can already see all the road ahead of me and theres nothing new
once i get this good at killing, its just a matter of time until i find an axe and become unstoppable
one of the zombies the guards killed for me also had a zip gun
i carry one on my pants just to feel safe
but i dont need it
also had like 100 small bullets
idk why so many for a such shitty gun but ok lol
oh yea and i did that thing i wanted to do of creating a character with genetic chaos
yea i also used that mod that adds more mutation scenarios
so i didnt start with a survivor all set up items
i only had a jumpsuit and thats it
anyway, game barely begun and im already albino
also one mutation i never saw before that trades -1 dex for +2 str
ig ill end up as a troglobite
its fine
anyway yk any cool mods?
i tried the aftershock but it didnt do anything
i thought it would be a full conversion mod like the backrooms
from the desc, i thought itd take place in a martian colony
so spawn inside a big alien compound full of zeds
and outside is full of the ayylmaos trying to drink my semen
but nope
nothing changed

at least this changed my view on the merchants
i thought they were p meh last game
but thats bc i was already filthy rich when i found them
so the only thing of worth they sold me was an arc welder and a shitton of welding rods
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sometimes I wish I escaped childhood with my foreskin intact
this time i didnt even try to minmax the character or anything btw
only traits were robust genetics and genetic chaos
i put a point in melee and dodge but thats it
no background
regular stats
maybe i should try no stats at all
just 8 8 8 8
see how it goes
as average a character as it gets
>Jeffie sounds like a gender neutral FTM name
this but unironically
>I thought it was you who did that.
sorry its hard to keep track of who does what when me you and mahi have basically the same personality
>now my kitchen is a fucking third reich execution chamber
tfw no windows
unix cucks btfo
>sometimes I wish I escaped childhood with my foreskin intact
same tbh
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>tfw no windows
windows don't really help when this shit sinks to the bottom because it's heavier than air 
i feel so fucking autistic opening the front door and powering up a fan 
it's also cold as fuck and it's p late and dark 
honestly i felt so fucking bad i wanted to kill myself 
i have to start from the beginning now 
why can't things just work 
it's mostly clean now 
i can't smell anything 
sprayed some water with baking soda around 
not a big deal already happened before 
still feels fucking awful 
gonna sleep now
>>3421
>sinks to the bottom because it's heavier than air 
do you walk sniffing the floor like a dog?
>why can't things just work 
born to duffer
>i can't smell anything 
you already burned your nostrils
>gonna sleep now
no nigga youre gonna die
the evil gases will get youuuuuu

anyway im back to playing cdda on explorer mode again
i finally got bashing to lvl 10
just had to farm it on one sludge crawler
it was built for small blunt weapons
just got a hammer and bashed away
i had to take breaks to recover focus, so i made cudgels from broken furniture instead
and read books
i tried to read on my phone, but the underground is too dark to read lmao
realistic game my ass
how can you not read on your phone?
if anything it should be too bright for that to happen
whaever it worked
i beat it up with my 2nd cudgel (one broke)
also i killed a fungal tower
boring
and i explored a huge bee hive
there was a bee mutant npc called Apis
dumb name
thats just bee in latin
it was straight up aggressive
too bad, i wanted a bee queen sex slave
ig ill just have to kidnap her
if she didnt die from the bleeding, that is
cages work on npcs too, right?
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>>3420
I'm different enough because I don't have autism. I have trouble differentiating you two most of the time.
i was looking up if theres a way to capture npcs and i learned that the devs truly are the massive faggots in the world
they intentionally do not want any mechanics like that in the game bc they dont wanna encourage 'creepy' behavior in players
<t-this isn't rimworld!
rimworld is fuckng awesome and the situation there isnt nearly as grim as it is on cdda
i cant believe you can become a cannibal mutant aberration, but you cant cage ppl in your basement bc roleplaying rape is a big nono
are the bright night devs this level of faggots too?
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>do you walk sniffing the floor like a dog?
it's a fucking gas it's not magnetized to the bottom 
when you breath in it gets picked up from the ground 
>you already burned your nostrils
yeah after all the chloroform i can't smell some things 
but i can still feel chlorine that's for sure 
>the evil gases will get youuuuuu
nah i am sleeping on the second floor 
>cdda on explorer mode
wow explorer mode 
tf is that? 
>are the bright night devs this level of faggots too?
they are way better but they mostly focus on "balance" and the game being generally playable not the rp aspects 
plus they also focus on mods a lot 
sadly no mods on cages that i know of 
no slavery mods either 
they can't implement fucking mugging properly and it's been like 10 years 
abandon all hope
>nah i am sleeping on the second floor 
youre p smart
that explain how youve survivor so long
>wow explorer mode 
>tf is that?
im p sure i already explained
its when your character is so strong you can just stroll everywhere you go without fear of anything being capable of killing you
when i met the mutant bee, i was surrounded by bees bc i didnt bother killing most of them
still got away with only minor scratches
>abandon all hope
thats really too bad
i lowkey feel tempted to edit the source code just for that
how hard can it be?
if they implement caging in a non retarded way, itd be an easy fix
i mean, if the 'cage with monster' object actually remembers the exact monster it created, then its just a matter of finding which part of the code isnt allowing you to cage npcs
but if instead it just respawns an equal monster to the one you captured, then it might be a bitch to get to work properly if capturing an npc makes you release a new randomly generated npc
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>that explain how youve survivor so long
damn esl ppl are so funny 
>i lowkey feel tempted to edit the source code just for that
go on nerd 
you are into programming after all 
don't stop at web design 
>but if instead it just respawns an equal monster to the one you captured, then it might be a bitch to get to work properly
i have a feeling that it's exactly how they did it
wait what, aren't we all ESL here?
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berrylium kun is a burger 
but yeah everyone else is from a shitty 3rd world country 
well not sure about turkey 
last time i've been there it was p decent 
but i've only been near tourist spots
ours are p deceiving
from afar kiev and odessa look moderately decent but it takes approximately seven minutes for a homeless person to appear and propose you money in exchange for watching him jerk off 
i also was high as fuck the entire entire trip 
and i was in turkey for like half an hour before the ferry took off 
i remember reading a dictionary together with my friend and laughing my ass off 
those were good times 
now i need 7 stacks of paper to move past a local border 
i hate checkpoints so much
>>3428
>pic
damn, already into circus fanart?
>damn esl ppl are so funny
nah obvsly i meant survived
just a brainfart
id be this retarded too if i was efl
prolly worse, since mutts dont actually study  their own language
>>3431
>I'm starting to think that only women make this planet less miserable.
bluepilled denpa is back in town
what makes you think that?
what are your good experiences with women that make you think they make this planet less miserable?
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>only women make this planet less miserable
total opposite retard 
start with the greeks 
>damn, already into circus fanart?
nah i found this picture specifically for this post 
just a few seconds on 4cuck's /co/ 
>prolly worse, since mutts dont actually study  their own language
beryllium guy is p good at writing 
just check the post number 2226 
so bad it's good
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sometimes i wish i knew how to draw
rn its so i could make a pomni parody of this pic
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bruh why didnt you tell me the tranny logistics whatever actually had decent loot?
i saw a vid of a guy talking about power armor and where to find them so i went back there with a pickaxe to break the walls of all the rooms with broken card reader and i found a fucking evangelion mecha
not a power armor, but still
guarded only by an abominable amalgamation of soldiers
and a few zombie soldiers bullying the mecha
i quickly dispatched them all ofc
i can ride it and fire a fucking lazer beam woooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i melted the armored zombie with it
this shit can fire up to 15 times in a turn
zero recoil too
yea p cool
too bad it uses military plutonuim cells
it has like 1 million energy, but is not rechargeable
id prefer something that i could power using the fucking sun
and im already a demigod anyway
btw i took more alpha mutagen
fuck it, im not waiting to cross the threhold
but yea, the high instability is fucking me up
out of 6 mutations, 4 were negative
lost my very faster healer, turned to weakening
i might start deteriorating soon
well, doesnt matter too much
but now im super vomitous and feel nauseous all the time
i think the heartburn medicine works around that?
well, at least i got robust genetics finally
and very smart
im just about ready to cross the threshold and get all my stats over 20
then i can wait out the instability at half the time
so i can take the troglobide mutagen to turn my shitty stomach into a super human digestive system
and also recover my fast healing with the medical mutagen
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>>3430
>not sure about Turkey
It's gotten pretty bad in the last few years.
>>3431
>made my mom cry
>Need to get back to textwalling
Good priorities.
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>Implying America is still a first world country
My countrymen have systematically, and intentionally gimped this country at the knees, for personal gain, with zero remorse.
Half the people I know are ESL, and not even from the state originally.
Half the old institutions and organizations are falling apart at the seams.
And everything you've described about homeless vagrants is not only true here, it takes even less time.
In fact, entire parts of every major city are cordoned off at this point not by the police, but legitimately by homeless camps that have just outright taken over.
Sure, it's still nice here, if you compare it to like, living some Brazilian slum, or parts of India.  But a this point the U.S. is close to just being on par with Russia and China in terms of decent living conditions on the surface, but it's actually a corrupt, low trust hellhole if you give it any longer than 5 minutes of scrutiny.

I'm quickly finding that out first hand...


Faget-chan, I watched Raid.  it was pretty fun.
The shootout scenes were cool, and it's refreshing to see someone try and choreograph action scenes like that with at least some semblance of like, actual tactics.
Even if in reality it would have gotten half the dudes killed in an actual firefight.
Like, there were a few times there THREE dudes would peek a corner, and my first thought every time was- damn these fools are lucky Scavs don't have a lot of grenades.
Also the contrived drama with the dude and his gf was meh.
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>>3438
Hey. How've you been.
>I watched Raid
>it's refreshing to see someone try and choregraph action scenes like that
It's more than anything Hollywood has, sadly. Only other thing I can think of is Heat.
>the contrived drama with the dude and his gf was meh.
Yeah. They have another film up on their channel, but it has way less shooting than Raid and more of that drama. I'd say it's worth a watch still.
Also, twitch.tv/battlestategames/clip/ConcernedConsiderateAmazonSeemsGood-1h_jjw4GfVeYFivg
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>>3440
>I've seen that movie years ago.
I know what you're talking about and that's not what we're talking about.
That one's okay too, though.
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>i wish i knew how to draw
rn its so i could make a pomni parody of this pic
bad excuse 
you can draw it 
even if it's shit it's still better than wishing for something to happen (it's probably not going to happen) 
the demons still torture me every night because of that mihari's lab video 
<Implying America is still a first world country
never implied that it's first world 
yk there's a number between three and one?
it's called two 
>sgushenka propaganda 
povidlo is better 
btw how's your blood test? 
>Shitty politicians have ruined everything
yeah sure politicians 
blame the 99% 
those fuckers could have done something 
i fucking hate my life so many things got delayed because of that stupid fucking chlorine leakage 
>homeless camps 
you have homeless camps? 
our hobos just die within two weeks
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>NOT ANOTHER FUCKING PRODUCT THAT IMPRESSES ME BUT THE CREATORS OF IT ARE TOXIC ASSHOLES
why the fuck do you care who created this shit 
it doesn't matter at all 
nigger just enjoy things once in a while
>>3446
What >>3447 said, all artists and creators will turn out to be shit people. Your favorite solo game dev probably beats his wife and groped a fan. Learn to separate art from the artist.
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>>3447
I got Xonotic working properly on my new PC. Wanna duel?
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>>3436
NIGGER NIGGER ICKY YICKY NIGGER
WHY ARE YOU AVATARNIGGING AS BOTH A DISGUSTING 3D PIGGER AND AS A PSYCHOTEST CARD?
STOP BEING A NIGGER

>>3438
the prodigal son returns
you better write a full-length report on why you were missing without official leave, soldier
nice pic btw
that outfit looks like it was engineered specifically for clothed paizuri
>I watched Raid
we are watching the amazing digital circus now
get on with the program smh

>I finished <tranny game idc>
whatever, listen to this
i finally crossed the alpha threshold
im the prime human now
the perfect specimen to clean up the mess that xedra created
i thought that the game had glitched bc i was constantly getting messages saying that i was trying to mutate, but lacked the primer for it
which was weird bc i was full of alpha primer
but i think it was trying to get me to mutate another category bc i had already capped out on all alpha's mutations
yea im deteriorating now
supposedly
i dont notice anything
still healing just fine too
whatever i got angry with how this stupid retarded game doesnt explain anything so i figure it needed more primer
like >1000 to cross the threshold since you need >100 to mutate
i drunk my last mutagen and it got me to 920
fuck that
i edited my savefile to go over 2000 already
lets see this bitch not mutate now
yea, it kept failing
saying i wanted to mutated, but didnt have any primer
so ig mutation and threshold are 2 separate tests
and after i mutated prime perception, it only reduced by 100 too
why cant this game just come with a fucking manual smh
well, i reduced the extra mutation i had cheated in bc too much of it actually genuinely makes my body all apart
i was taking constant damage
nothing my repair nanobots couldnt handle
yea i really have zero problems with cheating over bullshit like this at this point
i used to be more anal about it when i was a kid, but now id rather have fun than stroke my epeen with literal cbt
like, if i go raid a place and realize i forgot something important at home, 130 map tiles away, no way in hell im wasting 10 irl minutes going there and back again
i just teleport, get my shit, and tp back
not like this is an online game anyway
btw i raided a research lab
it was boring
nothing useful
at first
i explored the ground level and upper floors first
basic loot
then i found a secret shaft going from the last floor to the underground
and NOW it was a lab exactly like the one my catgirl spawned in
going several z-levels down with stairways scattered randomly
but guess what the finale room was?
more laser guns
the exact same ones i already have
FUUUUUUUCK
i wanted implants
or more alpha mutagens
at least i found more CBMs on vaults, fucking finally
the only useful ones were power generators tho
for kerosene, gasoline, and metabolic
i didnt put the gasoline bc it adds 5 torso encumb
and i killed a few cyborgs and stole their implants
shitton of power storage
also 2 trickle storage (free energy, like 2 J/s wow)
good thing the regular lab had autoclaves
so i just wired one of those to my car (it has like 6 very large batteries, plus a few more large ones, fully charged, didnt even go down 1% after 2 sterilization cycles lmao) and sterilized the implants
yea a few zombie scientists dropped pouches
and the lab had a bunch of detergent and soap to clean off the gore and there was a small pond nearby
so yea, everything went smoothly
this happened simultaneously with the mutagen stuff
i crossed the thresh while implanting my last power storage
now i have 3MJ
basically infinite energy for all intents and purposes
and i can generate energy from food
id still prefer the buttplug generator so i can generate energy like the plants
by eating sunlight
well, whatever
i took my new friend for a spin
the mecha suit
i terrorized a migo encampment nearby
they never stood a chance
it can fire my laser up to 15 times in a single turn
are you fucking kidding me lmfao
even the migo guards were getting melted into dust after a singular shot
funny how migos capture all sorts of creatures
they had zombies in cages too
but i left those alone
i went for the npcs
2 females for my harem (it already had 8, now 10)
and 1 male had the pretty trait
he is gonna be my eunuch femboy
there was another female too (so 3)
an apis
p crazy to see one again already
is it a new npc?
bc i just met one on a nest the other day and now one imprisoned
too bad she is hostile by default, even if she wasnt intending to attack me or anything
cant even speak to her
so ofc i fired up the debug menu to try to get her to work right
shes just mutant, after all
i saw her character sheet, she has already crossed the insect threshold
p cool
on top of a few more insect stuff
but anyway
the reason she is hostile is bc she goes into the bee hive faction by default
couldnt change that from the debug menu, so i edited the savefile directly instead
changed that to my_followers
no big deal tbh since every other survivor there already joins me just by virtue of being rescued
so yea, now i have bee monsterwife
ill sure enjoy eating her honey everyday OwO
see, this is why i dont get the devs' hyperautistic obsession with preventing sexual roleplay
they literally cannot
just try to stop me
ill break your fucking game getting it to work how i want
quirks of the change tho: she has no backstory and no mission
basically whatever
but there is another problem that idk if its related
all the survivors refuse to leave the encampment
idk whats spooking them so much
they just randomly walk around inside the main prison room, but refuse to follow me no matter what
i already used the commands to tell them to ignore anything, stick close to me no matter what, etc etc
they just refuse to follow me
fucking women i swear to god
why would they not want to spend the rest of their existence breeding new prime humans with me?
speaking of that
ill cheat again and spawn the book for alpha mutagens
ill fucking do it
bc holy shit
i already got THREE fucking copies of the medical mutagen book
2 of which were random drops
why cant those jew zombies just drop the right book for once?
whatever, ill just replace it myself
im already over 2000 instability, but it doesnt matter at this point
i already have all the negative mutations of this tree
so it doesnt matter if id have over 90% chance for negative mutation if there is no more negative to be rolled lol
all thats left is the 3 other prime stats
my perception is over 20 now btw
bery nice
and i think ill actually bring the bee along with me to fight
she might not immediately die
maybe
i wonder how she even got captured in the first place
hey how hard would it even be to make an actual sex mod for this game
prolly not very hard
if its possible for a mod to give a new option for npc dialogue, itd be super easy, i think
just add new option, make it pass some time and give a mood bonus (like with just chatting, but stronger)
and idk, spam some flavor text on the message log
it be hilarious if i could also add a status effect
like +5 speed after sex
bc with that, i can also add addictions
pussy addiction
and therefore pussy withdrawal
and ofc add the flavor texts for withdrawal
<you really wanna pound some pussy rn. -25 mood!
<you start to see sexy feminine shapes on the cracks on the sidewalk. -5 perception!
<your boner wont go down. -15 speed!
seriously, HOW is this not part of the game yet?
so yea, id ofc bring one of my sex slaves with me on every adventure to pound her hole inbetween fights
prolly the bee
yea breed her insectoid pussy non-stop
itd prolly be super hard to implement pregnancy
but would be cool
wait 3 seasons and a new npcs spawns
with 1 1 1 1 stats, and 50% chance to inherit each of the parent's traits
and slowly grow-
shit
ig thats why they dont wanna add this shit
you cant just add one mechanic
it quickly spirals into a bunch of sick degenerate fetishes
there is no end to this madness

>>3443
>bad excuse
>you can draw it
>even if it's shit it's still better than wishing for something to happen (it's probably not going to happen)
yea, denpa moment for me
but i worded my wish poorly
i wanted to make a DECENT parody
not some ms paint bs
>yk there's a number between three and one?
>it's called two
2 isnt really used anymore
it used to refer to the communist countries
the 1 2 3 world was a meme invented during the cold war
1 was the capitalists
2 was the commies
3 was the shitholes that were just trying to survive instead of submit to a spook
completely meaningless now
but as all cringe memes, it stuck around for ironic usage
>our hobos just die within two weeks
its probably for the best

>>3446
>I just discovered that the creators and the studio that developed Disco Elysium had been going through problems since November, and that the creators are total assholes and misogynists who made life of the coworkers miserable
that too bad
when i was reading your whining i was hoping you were gonna complain they were peods and groomers
then i might play the game
>[they're just allegations but still... ].
this shit right here
you wanted to know why the internet sucks?
its bc of shitskin knight scumbags like you
words cannot being to describe how much you fucking disgust me
<hurr, ik i-its allegations... but... still...
'still' nothing, you vile worm
anyone can just make shit up to start drama
and you think the words of a cuntoid actually have any value when they got fucking nothing to back it up?
seriously, a cuntoid? known across lands and ages to be the most histrionic attention-seeking liar in the world?
kill your fucking self
>Another product that I consoom made by people who preach things but don't do it. A phony.
>I need to look more into this before jumping to conclusions though.
>I really don't want to be disappointed.
why do you care?
WHY DO YOU CARE!
what difference does it fucking make, you filthy blackass monkey?
i fucking hate the cdda devs with passion for being anti-fun faggots
but do i stop playing the game?
fuck no
i just work around it
oh, i cant recruit the bee girl and breed her bee-hole all day long?
my edited savefile says otherwise
she is already part of my harem
homosexual developers cannot stop my from cooming to ascii graphics
yea i like complaining
but i aint losing sleep over this
>NOT ANOTHER FUCKING PRODUCT THAT IMPRESSES ME BUT THE CREATORS OF IT ARE TOXIC ASSHOLES. NOT ANOTHER NARCISSIST!
hey, since you like psychoanalyzing ppl so much, why dont you psychoanalyze this: why is it that everything you say pisses me off so much?

>>3447
>nigger just enjoy things once in a while
he is mentally handicapped
he literally cannot
idk why i even care tbh
ig i just love hating him too much

>>3448
>all artists and creators will turn out to be shit people.
yea idk whats with this mentality that just bc someone is skilled, he is supposed to be a saint
how childish
ppl are just ppl
>Your favorite solo game dev probably beats his wife and groped a fan.
based
and yea
even me
ik this might come as a shock to many of you, but i must confess now instead of letting the haters use this against me in the future
ahem
i used to grope women on their ass without their consent
there i said
and its a confession, not an apology
bc it felt really good and made me feel powerful
i loved the adrenaline rush it gave me
although idk how bad it really was if they kept talking to me afterwards instead of trying to avoid me
ig its true that all women have a rape kink

>>3450
>It DOES matter though.
you are forgetting to give us one very important piece of information
WHY YOU NIGGER
WHY
JUST FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>But yeah, can't really find a 100% pure 24 carat gold person but this is like Hideaki Anno insulting the audience and calling them disgusting for cooming to Asuka. That fucker did it himself and he's just projecting his insecurities and lashing out on others who are similar to him. Or this is like Roman Polanski who raped an underage making a feminist movie Rosemary's Baby and Repulsion. It absolutely makes no sense and is ironic.
i think youre just mad that there are ppl out there getting pleasure out of treating women like shit
while youre a whiteknight simp who doesnt score any
you just stay shutin, seething
youre a disgrace
go outside and harass some women
i guarantee it will do you some good
>This game is tumblr as fuck. An important female character who drives the story, a gay partner who doesn't tell anyone that he's actually gay, communism communism everywhere, more good female characters, etc. So it makes absolutely no sense for the creators to be greedy about money and misogynistic.
wdym 'tumblr as fuck'?
thats just leftist braindamage
so yea, it makes 100% perfect sense for the creators to be greedy about money and misogynistic
youre just too braindead and retarded to see basic facts in front of you and parse any information at all

>>3451
>I was looking more into this
why
shut the fuck up
dont you have a life to fix?
what are you doing?
<instill in onlookers just enough doubt to dissuade them from expressing full support of the workers
yea and it works
just look at the denpa jumping to conclusions on all his posts
its macaquoids like him that encourage this sort of dirty play
>Need to look more into this.
maybe im the one who is braindamaged
maybe im the one who cant learn
why do i still expect better from denpa?
its like i can never lower my expectations enough


wew 13.5kc textwall
meanwhile denpa is still letting the posts pile up bc he is busy researching e-drama that has nothing to do with him
>Hey JB, btw... you think Lynn could come here?
hell no
id prefer that this be like a secret nanotranny oasis
only the ones who dare adventure beyond the Lambda Gates can be welcomed into this place
also she wouldnt bring anything of value here anyway
she only shows up like once a month at this point
and idk if showing off this place has any risks worth taking
ik for sure (You) wouldnt want You Know Whoo and You Know Whee to learn about this place
i have my creepy stalkers too, you know
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>All I see around me are failing marriages and sexless bedrooms.
and a whole lot of depression
i wonder if those 2 are connected
>Sickness becomes an excuse and I can justify my sloth now.
im not exactly sure how tho
youre already gonna be lazy regardless of health
youre deceiving nobody but yourself
>Every second I think about cooming I'm flooded with intense urges to.
yup thats me trying trying to master 3 hours of nofap
>I really empathize when women ask incels to have sex now.
you really dont
you have no idea what the real meaning of those words are
theres a lot to unpack there™ and i dont really feel like doing it rn
i already jeffposted today
>This is miserable. You know it's an addiction when you can't even relax and be in control.
big fat steaming mood

>You think I should do it then?
>We could turn fujochan inside out.
do it lol
you already write like a woman anyway
>It's a whole movie though.
its just one episode of a bigger series
although yea it could work p well as a standalone movie already
and half an hour is about the time of a short one
>Come on, you know who that is.
yea
helios
>I got drilled that day btw, like I was asked if I was part of some discord cult to dox people and make them reveal their secrets so I can shame them in public.
did you explain that it was actually and irc cult?

>I still have my foreskin but it's too tight and I can't pull it back.
yikes
on second though
p hot
>I think having a clean dick is better than having a sensitive one
wtf kind of braindamage is this?
where did you acquire this opinion?
>genital mutilation is child abuse
its human abuse in general tbh
funny how foids will whine about female genital mutilation on shitholes like africa
but when it happens right under their nose (to men) nobody gives a shit
>That's the one from that youtube video you linked about?
we have been spamming pics of her ever since
>I should watch that. Will do that today.
its very hard being your friend
a true test of patience every day
>Horrible priorities and this is just escapism and drowning myself in shitpostium at this point.
therapy is expensive
shitposting is free
>on second though
>p hot
forgot to elaborate
its like a built-in chastity cage
no wonder denpa is so denpa
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ughhhh fucked up my intake schedule again 
woke up at like 10am 
had a really funky dream 
i was skiing but i was really fucking good at it 
like i am p good irl but in that dream i literally couldn't fail 
felt good 
wanted to do something productive yesterday but just rewatched haruhi and played some poorly optimized modern slop
i am considering abandoning methcathinones 
can't fall asleep without tranquilizers for a few days after using them 
that's the main reason 
also the withdrawals are getting worse and worse and i am not really feeling as great as before 
my receptors are permanently fried though not sure what to do about that 
>I got Xonotic working properly on my new PC
it's not gzdoom there's nothing to mingle with
you just change the keyboard config and optionally some r_ commands
but nah not anytime soon i still have some troubles with my main machine and VPNs
>I try but I can't. I have OCD
a shitty excuse
>it makes absolutely no sense for the creators to be greedy about money and misogynistic
feminists and communists are the most greedy and misogyntistic ppl on this earth
you should have learned that by now
>All I see around me are failing marriages and sexless bedrooms.
he meant bitches
not those stupid decorative breeds like spaniels and chihuahuas
>It needs time and a proper mindstate to watch things like that
it's a 20 minute long shitty cartoon made by pajeets
you don't need cinematic immersion for that
>it's too tight and I can't pull it back
skill issue
i can do that just fine
should have played with it more when you were a kid
damn if i were born a girl it would have been real sad
no toys to play with
>genital mutilation is child abuse
yeah srsly i can't imagine parents consenting to chopping their kid's dick
like would anyone consent to chopping off a part of their own dick? 
how the fuck can anyone allow that 
>you better write a full-length report on why you were missing
he's a fucking wagie and he's too busy watching shitty movies and reading books 
why the fuck do you care about his off time so much 
glownigger 
>the perfect specimen to clean up the mess that xedra created
the CDDA trannification progresses 
now you know that there's a plot 
>why cant this game just come with a fucking manual 
it's opensource smh 
everything is transparent
and there's no "right way" to mutate   
>i edited my savefile to go over 2000 already
nooooo you can't do that! 
that's cheating and it's bad and wrong! 
well whatever i did that too 
>she has no backstory and no mission
that's rather realistic 
just imagine that she got a bit insane after mutating  
>itd prolly be super hard to implement pregnancy
>but would be cool
damn play some elona or era2hu already 
you'll love this shit 
>Literal crabs in a bucket
listen by hiding this place we are doing her a favor 
her mental health is going to fucking implode after reading this thread 
>I bring anything of value here?
you make some stupid statements we can badmouth 
that's about it 
>I have to wash it every day
ughhhh 
really? 
i just wash it before and after fapping 
and generally when i take a shower 
why are you washing it everyday? 
it's not going to get infected or something 
>it's too sensitive
literal skill issue 
it gets less sensitive with experience 
>Touching the head actually feels like a mild electric shock!
sounds p hot 
do it more often
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>>3460
>there's nothing to mingle with
There is if you're obsessed about everything looking and feeling right.
Don't tell me you don't spend dozens of hours messing with your config in any game that lets you. 
>gzdoom
They should add the option that makes it playable. I can't run it well on my PC no matter how much I change up the settings.
>nah not anytime soon i still have some troubles with my main machine and VPNs
Good luck fixing it.
>Don't tell me you don't spend dozens of hours messing with your config
well yeah 
i do 
>Good luck fixing it.
thanks 
maybe in a few weeks 
but my deadline is like a year so i am not promising anything
>What game is this?
we were discussing this shit for YEARS 
it's C:DDA 
>forcibly grabbed
lmfao 
<gropping women 
>that's rape.
yeah and punching someone is murder 
and saying retarded shit like that is lying 
>My wet dreams are getting messed up
wait wtf that was a wet dream? 
you actually came to this shit? 
how? 
>Do these people have this thing called self-awareness?
no they gather in threads like this and play pretend 
they imagine that they are actually doing ok and there's a whole echo chamber supporting them 
r/plussize is a nice example 
>They have more toys than us
>Two breasts
i have breasts too 
they don't develop until puberty and there's no point in playing after that 
>throat
the famous women exclusive 
how do they even play with it 
gargle water? 
>A vaginal 
>A clit
not as funny as cock and balls  
>At least people won't ask her to kill herself
are you sure about that? 
>It fucking hurts
you can just stop feeling pain 
completely 
there are meds for that
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>Honestly getting bored of the ending being stretched out to milk money. No idea where the author is even going with her story anymore.
you just said it
milking it for money
as foids tend to do
>Wait a minute, does that mean I bring anything of value here?
sorry, help remember a few facts
did i ask you to come here, or did you stumble on junku while looking for coomtent to consoom and then invited yourself into my thread a few months ago and never stopped spamming your cringe on it?
>Yeah, it's fucking annoying. I sometimes feel that these people are already here reading and violating my shitposts with their raping eyes.
picrel
you really should watch Ishuzoku Reviewers
crim is literally you
a poor innocent boymaiden surrounded by turboperverts constantly trying to turn him into another turbopervert
>Well take your time then, lol.
sorry i didnt mean to imply i was actually gonna do it
>Hmm... are you still active in there?
from time to time
>I can't find you anywhere you're doing a good job blending in already.
click on a few threads smh
the index only shows the last 3 posts
stop being lazy
>I can jump in on the active discussions if you're there now.
why are you waiting for me
youre a goddamn captain
show some initiative
>Well, I told him it was just an elaborate shitpost to entertain yourself because porn, videogames, cosplaying and being a normalfag isn't giving you adrenaline.
based liar
>I have to wash it every day and it's too sensitive and annoying.
what, so you dont wash your hair and arms and feet everyday too?
ik some guys go around with a stinky dick
but damn, going around with a filthy body, but squeaky clean cock?
thats insane
>Touching the head actually feels like a mild electric shock!
damn
no wonder you cant last more than 5 seconds
imagine cooming just from washing your dick
picrels
>That's literally how I feel when I selectively ignore all the verbal abuses in your walltexts!
maybe you should stop ignoring and taking it seriously
bc you really are the lowest of the low and need to change your ways A-fucking-SAP
>https://medium.com/@hahnroiston43/my-days-with-flat-chastity-cage-b96444564c0b
i was getting ready to fap to a femboy talking about his experience getting locked up and bred while his dicklet dangled uselessly during sex
but
<FLAT CHASTITY CAGE
<FLAT CHASTITY CAGE
<FLAT CHASTITY CAGE
<FLAT CHASTITY CAGE
<FLAT CHASTITY CAGE
what is this cringe
it reads like a fucking brand advert
instant boner kill
>chastity cages look comfortable.
>This looks extremely painful.
make up your mind already
>Where will the dick go when the whole surface is completely flat?
obviously its for dicklets like you


>feminists and communists are the most greedy and misogyntistic ppl on this earth
>you should have learned that by now
denpa is mentally incapable of absorbing new facts
his neural circuitry has already solidified
>he meant bitches
>not those stupid decorative breeds like spaniels and chihuahuas
yea lol
thats what happens when you marry a fuggo
>it's a 20 minute long shitty cartoon made by pajeets
>you don't need cinematic immersion for that
he is just making up bullshit to fawn us
he doesnt actually wanna watch it, but is also emotionally incapable of saying no
>yeah srsly i can't imagine parents consenting to chopping their kid's dick
they dont
they get psyopped into it by the jews
>like would anyone consent to chopping off a part of their own dick?
not anyone who is mentally sound, anyway
>why the fuck do you care about his off time so much
soldiers must provide regular reports of their activities
how else would i know how well the jeff empire is expading?
>now you know that there's a plot
i already did
but yea i spent some time reading the diaryposts on the terminals
i read about a rat that started zapping ppl
funny, i saw one of those on another lab
i left it alone
also it talked about the medical tree
how it was made to increase regeneration and resistance in otherwise dysgentic patients
but the side effects is going insane
also talked about the alpha tree
great increase on performance on everything
but sometimes excessive mutation would cause the cells to begin degrading
p cool tbh
those 2 are the only 'artificial' trees, right?
the rest is based on animals
there is also troglobite which is kind of a mix?
idk i see feral troglobites underground sometimes
so i imagine thats just normal adaptations for living in the dark too much
only more extreme
the NEET mutation tree
>and there's no "right way" to mutate
yea no need to even go down only 1 tree
idk why even bother with the chimera mutagen tbh
you can already get most of it from the other animals without having to make yourself literally disintegrate
btw the logs also talked about the chimera mutation, i think
also about the experiments with the blob and revivification
and teleportation
funny, apparently teleporting too much cleans up the blob inside you
but you lose your grip on reality and monsters from beyond the veil start stalking you
so not really much better
>nooooo you can't do that!
>that's cheating and it's bad and wrong!
every game should have that tbh
a cheat menu, i mean
also a readable savefile for easy manual edit
>that's rather realistic
>just imagine that she got a bit insane after mutating
yea
id actually prefer if she remained mute, but whatever
the other apis i just imagined she was a beekeeper and whatever made her bees go big also turned her into a bee
and i wouldnt mind visiting her hive from time to time to help her breed new bees if you know what i mean
>damn play some elona or era2hu already
>you'll love this shit
isnt elona wincuck only?
also wtf us era2hu
2hu fuckery?
>listen by hiding this place we are doing her a favor
yk i have been thinking
nobody really told each other to come here
we all got here for unrelated reasons
so yea, itd be p cool if this was like a secret base where nanons randomly stumble upon
like a magic city that is protected by nothing but an invisibility spell
>you make some stupid statements we can badmouth
yea hating on the denpa is fun
>i just wash it before and after fapping
dont you jack off everyday?
>why are you washing it everyday?
youre a coldhellscapefag so you wouldnt know
but ppl who live in hellish lands need to bathe like 10 times a day so they dont smell like death from sweating so much
also just to cool themselves down


>YOU STOP POSTING PORN FIRST
just stop resisting and enjoy some dickgirl pornography
>What game is this?
its a game that launched last week
cdda
>The guy apparently forcibly grabbed his girlfriend's headset on a zoom meeting
thats literally nothing
>the CEO who has the major shares decided to use that as an excuse for misogyny and fire him, and then take over his creation.
i see youre already subscribing to the other narrative
pliable as ever
>I'm sorry but that's rape.
yea thats what makes it hot
>It's when they make these preachy ideological or moral content and shove it on me.
nobody is shoving anything on you, damn brat
you go out of your way to consoom coomtent
you play those games bc YOU WANT
you watch those movies bc YOU WANT
you gulp down all that goyslop bc YOU WANT
>Fucking hypocrisy is what I hate.
you do it all the time
whining about muh peods-
fuck it, im not even gonna waste my time listing everything
just stop being childish
>BUT... I don't mind a psychopath doing a confession, like I KILL PEOPLE AND I CAN'T HELP IT I ENJOY IT AAH I'M GOING INSANE something like that.
are you fawning me again?
bc thats literally me lmao
>Being a wvman hater and a capitalist has nothing to do with leftism though.
then why is every leftist group always full of those?
>Do these people have this thing called self-awareness?
not everybody does
you dont
>Look at my lucidity.
there is none
>I acknowledge my failures and that I am an idiot
and then do it all over again
>even if I don't the first time, and if I fail to, then I have you all to call out my bullshit and I agree to it.
yea and not everybody has 2 demons on their shoulders to tell them how much of a piece of shit they are
and you just agree so we dont fight more
you dont actually learn anything
>I need to do some wacky dick exercises that involves stretching
what the fuck?
>Two breasts. Their throat. A vaginal cavity to slide cucumbers and carrots in. A clit to rub.
nah you just lack imagination
2 nipples to tease. a meat to beat. 2 balls to fondle. 1 prostate to massage
we are winning by 1
also
>Their throat.
who the fuck masturbates with the throat?
im subtracting that
boys win by 2
>At least people won't ask her to kill herself
who cares
>at least she won't have a creepy stalker reading everything she posts
who cares
>gatekeeping people who reply to her
who cares
>That sucks. I'm an incel with 0 experience.
we all are
hes talking about learning to masturbate properly
out of everyone, im p sure youre the one with the laziest technique


>we were discussing this shit for YEARS
>it's C:DDA
talking to a goldfish, buddy
>yeah and punching someone is murder
>and saying retarded shit like that is lying
sometimes i wonder if its even possible for someone not to get angry talking to denpa
its like he puts in a lot of effort into saying the most braindead wrong things ever
>they imagine that they are actually doing ok and there's a whole echo chamber supporting them
yea like i said
not everybody has the blessing of jeff and mahi
>the famous women exclusive
yea i wish i had a throat too uwu
>are you sure about that?
good point
i probably would
>you can just stop feeling pain
yea just hurt yourself so much it stops hurting
but denpa doesnt have the balls and spine for that
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>soldiers must provide regular reports of their activities
they generally don't 
because soldiers can't participate in activities that aren't approved by state 
>how else would i know how well the jeff empire is expading?
it goes to shit at full speed 
always was always will 
>those 2 are the only 'artificial' trees, right?
>the rest is based on animals
i always wondered what plant mutagens were based on 
judging by the movement debuffs
probably weed 
>but you lose your grip on reality and monsters from beyond the veil start stalking you
damn didn't know that teleporters were running on scopolamine  
>isnt elona wincuck only?
it runs on wine even better than on raw metal 
there are some linux native forks but they are kinda outdated and bare 
no need to configure wine it just werks 
era2hu on the other hand... 
>also wtf us era2hu
so there are era gaems 
they are kinda like mostly textbased roguelikes and stuff 
there are a couple about 2hoe 
mainly ero2huK 
idk what k stands for i forgot 
probably kingdoms or some shit 
it's basically crusaders kings with a tint of dwarffortress 
very yuri 
p based 
the dialogue is amazing
made me pop a boner a bunch of times 
i only played while high though so i can't recall much  
running it is harder than installing gentoo but it's worth the effort 
>dont you jack off everyday?
not jacking off while sober 
but yeah that's almost everyday 
>out of everyone, im p sure youre the one with the laziest technique
yeah p sure this faggot jerks off with his index finger and a thumb 
>yea just hurt yourself so much it stops hurting
your head gets harder and less sensitive after a few months of intensive training 
denpa get yourself some good fucking meth 
ideally even 4MMC 
you'll jerk off for hours without cumming 
some druggies even jerk off so much they catch a horrible disease that looks like a giant callouse 
don't remember how it's called 
looks p bad
>i always wondered what plant mutagens were based on 
>judging by the movement debuffs
hard to tell
not many plants tend to like walking around
>very yuri 
>p based 
ok maybe im interested
where do i download it?
>yeah p sure this faggot jerks off with his index finger and a thumb 
i bet he doesnt even touch his own balls smh
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>where do i download it?
there's /egg/ on 4cuck's jp 
all the answers there 
there are also megaten and 2huTW 
those are p popular too but i haven't played them much 
megaten is based on meguka and is more of a nethack 
i'll give it a try sometime 
ah yeah downloads 
well now sapphire got cuckflared so it's virtually impossible to download it through tor 
hey denpa/beryllium-kun/fagchan you aren't into all this tor autism yet? 
can you pretty fucking please with a cherry on top go and download the one that's called eratohoK
i can dump some obscure hentai games and doujins in exchange 
btw you can freely download 4chan's TW build from tor 
https://gitgud.io/Legis1998/anon-tw/-/releases/
>go and download
btw forgot to add the link 
https://wiki.eragames.rip/index.php?title=Main_Page (fishing link don't click)
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>>3472
I'll bother. Where do you want me to upload it?
>>3474
my mailbox, obviously
>Where do you want me to upload it?
upload it to jeff's mailbox 
i don't really want to bother with installing it all over 
shit's a mess 
there's also nixnet if you don't want to bother with curl 
https://up.nixnet.services/
but i don't remember how huge is the upload limit
>>3476
https://up.nixnet.services/1txq3r31.zip
woohoo malware
>>3478
Just run it a VN, worst it's gonna be is dolphin porn.
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>>3479
I'm sure he meant that seriously and needed you to advise him on it. You fucking retard.
>catty bitch outta nowhere
yup it's dolphin porn 🐬
>>3477
which game is this again?
the one that works with wine or the one that doesnt?
also why so many japanese filenames? is it untranslated?
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Am I still in ib jail?

i srry admin, i won't post "low quality" images anymore.

>>3439
Still coughing and wheezing my life away.
>Tark-Arena video
Jesus, good to see good ol' Tarkov still being Tarkov.  Even the devs admit it.
I gotta stop watching these though, it's making me want to play Tarkov again.

How have you been?  You better be goin' to class, you better tell me you've been going to class!

>>3440
Hiii Denpa, I'm doin' better very slowly, but idk how much back to normal it's gonna be.
How are you?

>Shtty politicians have ruined everything
Politicians!?  What about the knuckle dragging retards that VOTE FOR THEM?
>don't ever visit India
I'm sure there's gotta be nice places in India to visit.  In the more wealthy areas, it's gotta be clean, and well maintained, and just fine for tourism.  I'm sure there is.
However, it's entertaining to watch all the westerners vlog their trips to India, and show all the street vendors, and zero sanitary practices and...  well, general weirdness one expects from India.
>because of your exposure
Yes, but not just my exposure to that, to the world in general, and the general bureaucratic mess behind government, big and small.
>I've seen that movie
We're talking about a companion piece to Escape From Tarkov though, not The Raid (20011), though both are good if all you want is ACTION!

>>3443
Not only do we have homeless camps, one cities solution to the homeless problem was literally to erect a homeless camp by buying up a mobile home lot, evicting all the people WITH HOMES LIVING THERE, and move all the homeless there, so they'd be out of the city.

>>3453
I kept forgetting to drop a reply or two at night, just got caught up in life BS.
Under-boob window is severely under appreciated.
Where do I find my Russian condensed milk titty cow gf to wear one?
>the amazing digital circus
The what-who?
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Ura!  Freedom!
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>>3483
Hey.
>Still coughing and wheezing my life away.
Sucks. Not doing much other than resting? 
>it's making me want to play Tarkov again.
It'd only take one match to uninstall, anyway.
>How have you been
Eh.
>You better be goin' to class
I skipped this entire week as well. It's just really hard to stop once I start. I think I will once I'm at the edge of facing repercussions for it.
That's how it is when there's nobody around to make me do stuff.
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>>3485
Hey hey.
>Not doing much other than resting?
Kinda.  I'm pretty much down for the count until I can improve enough to do normal work things again.
>it'd only take one match to uninstall anyway.
Probably less than that.  First death would probably be enough.
>Eh.
Why-
>when there's nobody around to make me do stuff
Certified bottom.
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>>3486
>Kinda
What, then?
>I'm pretty much down for the count until I can improve
Hope you can.
>Why-
Bunch of things. 
One is having to deal with my bank. I attempted to use an ATM for the first time ever in my life and it ate my card up. So I had to go order a replacement, and that would've been fine on its own, but I think I messed up when giving the address and now I feel too shy to wanna do anything, all the while getting bickered over it. I hate having to deal with this kind of stuff.
There's the skipping, and then just general life stuff.
>First death would probably be enough.
I know somebody who's trying the game for the first time soon. I'll tell how fast he quits.
>Certified bottom.
Don't know what to say to that.
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>>3483
>i srry admin, i won't post "low quality" images anymore.
gomen the advanced, AI-powered conceptual hash image filter thought you posted a soy boy. should be fixed
>>3483
>Am I still in ib jail?
>i srry admin, i won't post "low quality" images anymore.
whats this about
are the trannyjannies trannyjannying already?
>Still coughing and wheezing my life away.
cdda taught me that abuterol fixes that
>Tarkov
literally who
>What about the knuckle dragging retards that VOTE FOR THEM?
do they even have a choice?
not like they can do much when all candidates suck ass
separatism should always be an option for voting tbh
<all options suck, i want my own country
>However, it's entertaining to watch all the westerners vlog their trips to India, and show all the street vendors, and zero sanitary practices and...  well, general weirdness one expects from India.
its like a circus
ppl go there to see if the weird shit is fr
>erect a homeless camp by buying up a mobile home lot, evicting all the people WITH HOMES LIVING THERE
at least they wont have to move lmfao
>I kept forgetting to drop a reply or two at night, just got caught up in life BS.
yea i imagine that coofing must keep you very busy
>Under-boob window is severely under appreciated.
yup
>Where do I find my Russian condensed milk titty cow gf to wear one?
in russia?
>The what-who?
the amazing digital circus

>That's how it is when there's nobody around to make me do stuff.
manchild
but i dont do stuff even when theres ppl telling me to

>Kinda.  I'm pretty much down for the count until I can improve enough to do normal work things again.
just accept the neet lifestyle

>I hate having to deal with this kind of stuff.
welcome to adult life, kid
this is why im neeting this playthrough
i hope my next run is on medieval europe
or prehistoric africa
>Don't know what to say to that.
"*UwU*" would be a good start
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>>3491
Awooga nice anime knockers.
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So, uh, I coincidentally found this thread because someone linked me to a hidden shota board here, and the fact that Jeffie's site was hyperlinked at the top of the page set off my curiosity.

I take it this is where most of the GLAGgotry has been hiding? ;)
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>>3487
>What, then?
Sure are nosy-  Trying to find ways to keep my head above water, and not drown in medical debt.  But we live in the era where no one answers a phone, or their emails anymore, even when it's literally their job to.
Other than that, uh...  v-video games.
Thanks though.
>messed up when giving the adress
What the fuck, you might wanna take care of that really quickly, no?  Like, make sure no one can use that card, lest it actually gets delivered to someone, no?
>too shy to wanna do anything
There's cute shy, and then there's holy shit you're gonna gimp your life shy!
>I'll tell how fast he quits
If he's stupid and starts a fresh character late wipe, his first Raid will be less than 60 seconds.
If he's smart and starts on a new wipe, he'll have fun right up until he has to collect a certain pocket watch.
Definitely tell me how it goes though.
>Don't know what to say to that.
I can already imagine you don't say a lot, you probably "Mmm" and "hmmm" a lot.

>>3488
lmao
Thanks Owner-kun.

>>3489
>what's this about
An image I tried to post got auto filtered, and slapped me with like a week long ban.
>abuterol fixes that
Inhaler time.
>literally who
Escape From Tarkov.  Russian looter shooter game full of Chinese hackers.
>not like they can do much when all candidates suck ass
For as much as that's true, 90% of them are convinced the candidates DON'T suck ass, so there's still a skill issue in here somewhere.
>at least they won't have to move lmfao
Har har, yeah a lot of jokes like that already.  Still it's a lil' ironic to make people with a home move, so that you can transplant a bunch of homeless there.
Why not any other spot not occupied?
>in russia?
Damn, if only I knew Russian, and there wasn't like, a giant geopolitical shit flinging contest going on over there right now.
I could be cream-pie-ing my very own Bronya in some cozy village in Siberia.
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>thought you posted a soy boy
<noooooooooooooo you cant post le messy beard meme man
this is you
btw
>advanced, AI-powered conceptual hash image filter
how does this even work
did it find a sha256 duplicate, or is the hash based on the characteristics of the image
ik hydrus does something like that to detect duplicate images
or similar ones
but false positives are very rare
if its the former, cringe
if its the latter, based admin for employing a robomaid even if shes broken
>I can already imagine you don't say a lot, you probably "Mmm" and "hmmm" a lot.
youre taking my sloppy seconds
he used to write over 100.000 character on a single reply
but i ruined him
now his keyboard is all loose and insensitive and he cant textwall anymore
>I could be cream-pie-ing my very own Bronya in some cozy village in Siberia.
nah youd still be dying a permavirgin
the seering cold air would finish you off foshu
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>>3489
>trannyjannies
I am not a transgender.
>>3497
I don't look like this and I don't say this, it's the AI's fault.
>>3498
Something like the latter, check the source for jschan.
>An image I tried to post got auto filtered, and slapped me with like a week long ban.
wait wtf
is the admin retarded?
holy shit i think im beginning to grasp how much of a techlet he really is
imagine actually trusting the judgement of a fucking machine enough to let it give bans like that
anyway thats what you get for not posting behind 7 proxies
git gud
>>3495
welcome to our advanced outpost, sergeant yuki
i never thought id see your schizo ass coming to the frontlines
>I take it this is where most of the GLAGgotry has been hiding? ;)
my loyal officers will gangstalk me wherever i go
please help, i cannot escape them
but yes
and im already making plans to expand into fujochan
im just trying to figure out how to groom them into accepting me bc being a male is literally against their rules lmao
good thing im actually a gay little animegirl
>Awooga nice anime knockers.
yea p good pic
i like the envy going off on the background
i beat my meat to this one more than once which is not something i usually do

>I am not a transgender.
your attached picture tells me otherwise
>I don't look like this and I don't say this
what do you look like?
>it's the AI's fault.
its your fault for giving full mod privileges to a bot
why are you even running this place?
you dont post
you dont mod
you arent even writing your own autistic engine for shits and giggle
why does junku exist?
>>3495
Get out while you still can.
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>>3496
>Sure are nosy-
I thought you're supposed to ask. But I can be curious.
>v-video games.
Sounds nice.
>you might wanna take care of that really quickly, no?
It's only a bank card with nothing in it, so I don't think it's that urgent. But yeah. I'll call them up tomorrow.
>There's cute shy, and then there's holy shit you're gonna gimp your life shy!
It's worse than you think.
>If he's stupid and starts a fresh character late wipe
I think it's not too important if you play casually, since you'll be behind the no-lifers either way. But early wipe is the game at its most fun. Except when it comes to questing.
>"mmm" and "hmmm" a lot.
In real life I just say nothing most of the time when people try to talk to me. In voice-chat, sure.
Have a good one.
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g-guys a fujoshi just complimented my writing style
idk if i wanna destroy fujochan anymore
i love women
you faggots barely even appreciate my efforts to keep this community together
fuck this im transitioning fr now
maybe being among girls wont be so thankless
I wonder if this tiny shitheap will get to 10K before it implodes due to admin rage/insanity/e-suicide like the rest of them.
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>>3502
>my loyal officers will gangstalk me wherever i go
>please help, i cannot escape them
Per the Nanosphere Law of Explosive Faggotry, posts by nanotrannies encourage more posts by nanotrannies, which encourages more nanotrannies to post in replies to the other nanotrannies, until there's a steady supply of nanotrannies to consume the host. Perhaps this law was more powerful than we thought, and even applies on boards that aren't formally part of the Nanosphere. There could even be a psychic link between nanotrannies.
>im just trying to figure out how to groom them into accepting me bc being a male is literally against their rules lmao
Do they have to be groomed, though? What's wrong with going scorched earth on them?

>>3507
I'm afraid it's already too late. Since I'm a nanotranny, now that I'm here, it's only a matter of time before I start dumping the textwalls.
>>3512
Don't be persuaded by succubi.
>>3516
#2459, another one.
>I'm in.
get out
you suck
too much denpa
youre gonna blow my cover
at least i tested the waters before i started jeffposting fr
you just go balls deep with the denpaposts right away
>like the rest of them
the others didnt have a jeff with them

>There could even be a psychic link between nanotrannies.
we are like stand users
destined to find each other
>Do they have to be groomed, though?
yes, the autism is strong among them
>What's wrong with going scorched earth on them?
UwU >>3512
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>>3512
killed with /kind/ness
how ironic
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>>3521
>yes, the autism is strong among them
Hmmm, well I guess if anyone here would have a natural advantage in grooming them, it would be me. You know, being a faggot whose favorite animes are primarily enjoyed by fujoshits. Are there any issues in trying to post there over Tor yet?
>UwU
Of course they would be nicer to you if they don't know you're an infiltrator, let alone who you are, lol.

>>3524
>Even stupid, you can't get aroused by just swinging it.
To play the devil's advocate, I don't know the context of that picture, but maybe (s)he (Is it a trap or a futa?) is humping the air while imagining something, and that's making (him/her) aroused, and that makes it "swing"? I don't fucking know, lol.
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finally woke up early today 
>which game is this again?
era2huK 
but i am not sure if he downloaded the correct version (the last one) 
whatevs 
>the one that works with wine or the one that doesnt?
that one that doens't work 
no matter how hard you try 
>why so many japanese filenames?
because japs are based and give zero fucks about wiggers and they retarded naming conventions 
fuck organizing shit 
>is it untranslated?
nah most of it is translated 
rarely they are some untraslated bits of dialogue 
/egg/ recommends to use suggoi but i never bothered 
>cities solution to the homeless problem was literally to erect a homeless camp by buying up a mobile home lot
that's some impressive fucking budget that city has 
ours can barely afford roads 
>The what-who?
don't bother 
a shitty western cartoon made by some glitch guys 
it's ugly and it will take quite a while until it ends 
just forget about it 
>I messed up when giving the address and now I feel too shy to wanna do anything
idk what are you so shy about 
but yeah there's just no way to have a pleasant time fucking with the bank 
it's either a screaming contest or a point and click quest 
no wonder they are getting robbed so often 
>Don't know what to say to that
you have a choice 
either spam cringey emoticons or learn to properly flirt with your e-daddy 
but the fact that you don't know what to do makes it even gayer so lets stop at that 
>cdda taught me that abuterol fixes that
it's not curing a metal poisoning 
and it won't do anything for the throat either 
the reason asthmatics cough is p different from the reason berryliosis fags cough 
<Tarkov
>literally who
yeah 
you niggaz are living under a rock 
a shitty multiplayer FPS game 
i can compress it down to "stalker online" 
>separatism should always be an option for voting tbh
that's like that soviet anecdote about a serf asking his master to let him revolt 
the master declined
<russian gf 
>in russia?
either to hook one from germany tbh  
hey chisatofag heard about brighton beach? 
it's like a ghetto but instead of niggers there are russians 
not sure if there are any female migrants though 
it's probably not that criminal 
our crime gangs are called "organized" for a reason 
even if you are going to get mugged or anally raped don't worry it's all according to the carefully thought out protocol that minimizes their sentence  
>this is where most of the GLAGgotry has been hiding? ;)
DEFCON WE WERE FOUND OUT 
>Damn, if only I knew Russian
dude bro man guy 
don't fucking bother 
with have 99 synonyms to the word "run" and we regularly use all of them 
well those aren't synonyms 
i don't remember how they are called tbh 
but it's really fucking complex on par with japanese 
easier to find a russian hoe that speaks english 
>cozy village in Siberia
retard there's nothing cozy about siberia 
siberia is the fucking antonym to the word "comfortable" in russian 
it's the most crude way to say "unsuitable condition" 
>my loyal officers will gangstalk me wherever i go
i came here before you btw 
>There's cute shy, and then there's holy shit you're gonna gimp your life shy!
i am p sure it's some sort of a disorder 
denpa explain 
>you faggots barely even appreciate my efforts to keep this community together
yeah we don't 
fuck off this place is better off dead 
>It is not possible to swing an erect penis back and forth
are you retarded? 
you can 
i 101% can 
>you can't get aroused by just swinging it
you can get aroused with the sheer power of lewd thoughts 
>You need friction to stimulate the nerve endings
retard there's friction provided by the air 
you never fucking swinged your cock? 
just try it it's amazing 
>How can you sense the air?
that's how i know you never ever ran in your entire life 
try to blow air on your face 
yk like those japanese bitches do with veers or how are they called  
your dick's p sensitive so it's easier to feel it too 
never ran naked after overdosing on a-pvp? 
smh sober ppl 
>I don't ACTIVELY go around seeking these content
yeah ur a passive little bitch that eats from the algorithm's palm   
>You have to stretch the foreskin while dick is flaccid or something.
ughhh? 
why when it's flacid? 
it's easier when it's hard 
>There's even dick lengthening exercises
they don't make your dick grow 
but they help you with some insane trick shots 
like really besides cumming a bit stronger than before there are no benefits 
don't bother 
>I actually use a grip, till the place where it bends!
ughhhhh 
bends? 
>Wait, they jerk off all day for 8 hours straight?
wait for you 8 hours is a lot? 
those are rookie numbers 
beginners can achieve them with a single dose 
there are ppl that jerk off for LITERAL DAYS without sleep 
those catch those callousy thingies 
but those are usually empathogensexuals and ppl that live by shooting a-pvp intravenously every 4 hours and smoking it in between
the last ones aren't human ofc 
they are basically mutants
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>That image is anatomically insane.
your face is anatomically insane
>It is not possible to swing an erect penis back and forth. It's rigid and erect, filled with blood. It's supposed to be rigid to penetrate. You can't swing that.
you are dumb+stupid+retarded+silly+need to learn more about dicks
i have-
fuck it, youre not worth the ramble
ill just post the vid
there
where is your god now?
>You need friction to stimulate the nerve endings to be aroused by doing anything with the dick. Something that's even more confusing about the image is, how does "air between the breasts and the dick" feel good?
well-
>How can you sense the air?
..................................
nevermind
if youre too retarded to understand elementary school-level physics, im not gonna try to succeed where the professors of 2 STEM degrees failed
ill just say that youre wrong and a literal futa comic has a better grasp on reality than you
>Sorry, can't remember more than 2 weeks.
ofc not
cant even remember what wind is
>I didn't say that. I take a bath every day, even when I'm sick.
and you dont wash your dick when you bath?
idk why you said it like it was a big deal
>The dick is too sensitive because it's been under the foreskin for too long.
non-jew problems
>IT LOOKS PAINFUL but people say it's comfortable.
>It looks painful right?
idk looks comfy
the metal is very smooth
but then again, i dont have a diseased dick that hurts to even wash
yea i just pushed my dick inside with my own hand and it didnt even feel uncomfortable
im beyond trying to make sense out of denpa's ocd delusions
>I just try out the most popular or well received shit to see if it's worth my time.
is it ever?
its all garbage
>How do I know what's in the game without even playing it?
why would you wanna know whats in the game?
is game sucks
go play something useful
like job hunting
and your entire argument has a flawed premise
algorithm braindamage
thinking the only way to find stuff is by going through ((( their ))) set of filters
remember how i said i learned about pomni?
already forgot?
i found it while looking at ai generated pics
i thought she was cute and looked for the sauce
thats how you find good stuff
randomly
just like junku
everybody got here by chance
oh and btw
>Man, I just look at recommendations and give it a try.
>I don't ACTIVELY go around seeking these content.
its like going in a dark street known to be full of unstable junkies and then saying you arent ACTIVELY going around looking to get stabbed and robbed
retard
youre just retarded
can you please stop saying so many retarded sentences?
it seriously pisses me off, having my braincells killed by being exposed to this much retardation
if youre gonna say something retarded, please, not on my thread
go to another ib
high iq posts only in here
>The victimhood movements have become infiltrated by narcissists and psychopaths. They're the cancer that eats the ideology from the inside, like how USSR and Nazism failed.
p hot take
>Look it up though.
pass
>You have to stretch the foreskin while dick is flaccid or something.
what for?
>Video.
wtf
does that even feel good?
is that really masturbation
it looks like he was dared to put a doorknob on his throat and then it got stuck
>That sounds like JB.
at least i actually coom multiple times
>I'm doing bad. As usual.
wanna pretend the reason is external to yourself?
>Could this be the beginning of JB's redemption arc?
huh?
what do i have to redeem?

>I tried to watch the Ponmi thing but sorry, couldn't make it past 10 minutes.
youre always a disappointment
at least you arent making up bullshit excuses anymore
youre just awful and thats that
can only consoom goyslop that made it to the trending page
when someone recommends someone he likes, you procrastinate for an entire week and then say you couldnt get to the halfway mark

>Hmmm, well I guess if anyone here would have a natural advantage in grooming them, it would be me.
indeed
wow this nano arc is playing like a literal story
new mission begins and suddenly the perfect character for the job is parachuted in the plot
life is just a simulation
>Of course they would be nicer to you if they don't know you're an infiltrator, let alone who you are, lol.
imagine them reading the shota reich lmfao
>I don't know the context of that picture
her mad scientist sister drugged her and made her grow a penis and its super extra sensitive and she cant stop cooming
i have had this comic saved for years
onimai is a cheap knock off of that
>(Is it a trap or a futa?)
>(him/her)
jesus christ
i swear nanochan wasnt full of amateur degenerates
i cant believe im gonna to explain all the differences between girl, mommy, dominatrix, futa, dickgirl, newhalf, trap, crossdresser, femboy, twink, and the 10000 other points on the chick-with-dick spectrum
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>yea i just pushed my dick inside with my own hand and it didnt even feel uncomfortable
huh so circumsiccors make it easier to wear chastity cages?
damn israel 
well thought out 
yeah it's p uncomfortable to do stuff like that with a proper dick even if it's not as sensitive as denpa's 
>new mission begins and suddenly the perfect character for the job is parachuted in the plot
almost like it was orchestrated by the discord tranny cabal 
>can only consoom goyslop that made it to the trending page
the circus thing is also a goyslop on the trending page 
look at the views 
this shit more popular than the country of belorus
>that one that doens't work
>no matter how hard you try
why the hell did i waste my bandwidth then?
>a shitty western cartoon made by some glitch guys
>it's ugly and it will take quite a while until it ends
i was about to start arguing but i realized thats not the hill i wanna die on
>but the fact that you don't know what to do makes it even gayer
yea its like he was built to be violently bred
just a natural born bottom
>the reason asthmatics cough is p different from the reason berryliosis fags cough
hm?
so they dont cough bc theyre dying?
>stalker online
???
>that's like that soviet anecdote about a serf asking his master to let him revolt
>the master declined
lol
>it's the most crude way to say "unsuitable condition"
thats such a russion thing to do
so ill laugh but i wont believe you
>i came here before you btw
youre just counting the miliseconds at this point
we both came here when it got shilled on pico2
>are you retarded?
yes he is
>you can get aroused with the sheer power of lewd thoughts
>retard there's friction provided by the air
>that's how i know you never ever ran in your entire life
see, this is why i didnt even bother trying to explain
he needs to go out and touch grass
there are so many basic facts of reality that everybody learns as children, but the denpa is somehow completely oblivious to them
beyond hope and salvation tbh
>they don't make your dick grow
i heard those thing actually just give a pencil dick
yea it gets longer
but also thinner
ig the volume must remain constant
fundamental law of nature: conservation of meat
>wait for you 8 hours is a lot?
>those are rookie numbers
yea i dont even need to get high to pull it off
>>3530
>huh so circumsiccors make it easier to wear chastity cages?
idk my foreskin just stay shriveled outside
maybe its harder since there is nothing to give you leverage to push
>it's p uncomfortable to do stuff like that with a proper dick
only if its erect
>almost like it was orchestrated by the discord tranny cabal 
that guy was onto something
>this shit more popular than the country of belorus
i found it by pure chance, so its already registered in my head as quirky and alt
>why the hell did i waste my bandwidth then?
well it does work 
under certain circumstances 
but i am yet to hear about anyone cheeking all the boxes 
jumping through all the hoops 
aligning the stars 
completing the circuit 
so it will bug 
often 
you'll have to fix errors on your own 
no one else is going to do that 
have fun 
>so they dont cough bc theyre dying?
most people don't cough when they are dying 
the lungs are just a bit messy 
there are things you can clean after 
and there are permanent debuffs 
but some meds do help 
albuterol does help a bit 
it makes you able to breathe 
when your pathways are completely blocked by shit 
i am not sure why berrylium guys cough 
it may be like the coughs you get from chlorine 
unfortunately bronchodilators don't help with those 
your lungs are 100% clean 
they just have some annoying fifth degree burns and shit inside 
<stalker online
>???
you never heard about stalker? 
yk that russian shooter with like SUN and stuff 
based on a strugatskiy's book 
p cool 
you can try playing it 
there's openxray runs on linux natively 
although a tad unfinished 
it certainly is a classic of open world shooters 
there are also some p spoopy horror elements 
great modding potential too 
>only if its erect
it's kinda uncomfortable even when it's not 
tolerable but feels bad
>I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN I WAKE UP
don't forget you have to walk
what kind of freak walks for fun
it's not supposed to be fun
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>idk what are you so shy about
Maybe not the right word. Lazy, can't be bothered, just don't wanna.
>i can compress it down to "stalker online"
That'd be implying it's good.
There is a real S.T.A.L.K.E.R. co-op now, by the way. Works pretty well and you can play through the entirety of SoC with others, downside is not being able to save yet.
>i am p sure it's some sort of a disorder
Executive dysfunction, I think? ADHD thing.
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>>3544
Sure. But I guess it's easier to just call you shy than to think about it, and most don't care to think that much about you.
just remembered i forgot this
>Are there any issues in trying to post there over Tor yet?
sometimes your exit ip is blocked, but its just a matter of changing circuits
i have been posting just fine so far

>Why is her penis extending from her back?
new rule: i will not explain basic facts of reality to the denpa
>This is an emotional boundary breach and almost feels like I'm violating them.
what the fuck are you talking about, schizo?
youre getting off the operation bc you suck at covert infiltration
>It's another relapse.
sauce please
>This is the problem. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN I WAKE UP.
same tbh
bitches was the last big dream i had
now i have no hope

>It'll look upright.
>You can't swinging it because it'll STAY upright.
literally just sent you a vid disproving this
denying whats in front of your eyes is not a valid cope for anything
>Sure, there's some degree of swing but not a complete 180 degree like the one in the image.
its a fucking cartoon
youre terminally online
you should know that cartoons exaggera-
wait
is that why youre so fucking stupid?
of course!
you never touch grass, so your baseline for 'reality' is those chinese cartoons you watch so much
>frenulum
wtf is this?
i dont have a phd on cock
>Pulling it any further hurts like hell.
maybe pull it back when its soft?
its crazy how obvious solution never occur to the denpa
>Yes, it's a serious bend to the left. Probably 30 degrees.
p crazy
mine has a bias towards the left, but its at the base
so its just a difference in flexibility, prolly due to how im used to tucking it to the side under my clothes
yea its a bit bent too, but barely noticeable
holy shit 30 degrees is a lot
imagine having a mangled penis
maybe thats why denpa is crazy
a man is only as good as his penis
>Don't their hand hurt from the continuous reciprocatory motion?
training
>She's not swinging anything.
jesus christ
how braindead are you?
you said the penis only goes straight up
i showed its possible to go straight down
then it stands to logic that it can go up AND down
which are the requirement for it to swing
retard
retard
retard
>Yeah, you're right. I had more luck when I actually had an interest to watch something I randomly stumbled upon than something that got shoved down my throat or recommended by the normiejew algorithm.
do you ever just THINK FOR A MOMENT
none of this is complex shit that i need to spend weeks in contemplation to realize
its just off the top of my head
but none of those obvious thoughts never ever occur to you
why?
why are you so- are you even fucking sentient?
are you actually just a chatbot?
i used to joke about it, but holy shit, im beginning to think i have spent the past 2 years being played for a fool and talking to the output of a markov chain
>I'm also trying to be more stoic and less wordy but it's kind of hard.
thats not the problem
the problem is how everything you say is wrong on every possible level
stop having objectively incorrect opinions
>It's true. Narcissists and psychopaths infiltrate everything and everywhere that gets them attention and power, and then ruin everything.
yea ik
im the living proof
>You can't stretch it while it's erect.
i mean
whats the ultimate purpose of those exercises?

>Lazy, can't be bothered, just don't wanna.
literally me

>Executive dysfunction
>It's a BPD thing too.
what are you 2 blabbering about?
im not familiar with this wigger mumbojumbo
?don't think I can wake up and say "Boy, I really want to walk. That's what I'm going to do today. That's what I wanna do for the next days too. That's what I live my life for!"
really? 
you can't? 
i picked up singing p recently now this shit is on my mind everyday 
demons don't let me sleep until i am done with it 
cope with vidya or some shit 
it works 
>Boomers stole my future
zombie boomers or what? 
>How the fuck have you been doing all these days, months, since you were missing
why do you care 
probably had a vacation on some secret peod island 
let ppl fucking live from time to time 
>It's completely erect and rigid.
>It'll look upright.
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh 
so you are one of "those" people 
well you see there are dicks that get erect and stand by different angles 
mine's like full 90
>You can't swinging it because it'll STAY upright.
i can 
that's your fucking problem 
a skill issue 
>Man, how the fuck do they even stroke for a whole day?
sheer willpower 
>Don't their hand hurt from the continuous reciprocatory motion?
what? 
hurt? 
fuck no you don't really feel pain while high 
most senses are cranked up but this particular one is dulled because of the adrenaline rush 
adrenaline isn't a painkiller though 
it works in a p funky way that i can't describe because i don't posses two STEM degrees 
but if you want to find out how it feels just stab yourself 
you don't feel tired either 
that's like 
the main purpose of speeds 
some fags can run 42 kilometers while sober 
42 fucking kilometers 
that's like 3 or 4 hours of moving 69% of all your muscles without any stops 
in contrast just swinging your hand for a few days is piss easy 
plus they generally take breaks to switch the porn and add some lube 
at least i do 
i also use both hands 
usually at the same time but sometimes a switch to only one hand to rest the other one 
>There are dedicated forums just for the sake of stretching and squeezing your dick
holy shit lmfao 
>I'm also trying to be more stoic
tf is stoic? 
>I'm not gay
denpa stop repressing 
>I genuinely tried. It's not funny for me
it's not really a comedy 
besides the few kinger bits it's kinda dull and mysterious and spoopy and shit idk man it rather bad 
can't blame you for abandoning it
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>>3544
shy is just a perception
not a fucking diagnosis
if youre incapable of communicating with other human beings, for whatever reason, youre shy
your copes dont matter
>It's shocking to know, but some people actually don't want to talk to other people, and they exist.
yea just look at onesentencefag, still onesentencefaggng
>I just get extremely annoyed when people keep misunderstanding because it makes me think that my feelings are wrong
they are
just like your opinions
the correct feeling for anything is apathy
time to up your sigma grindset
>and it also makes me think that people will never understand me
if even ppl online dont, ppl irl have zero hope
time to accept you will bear the curse of the denpa until the day you die
>I'm sure some, like you, don't give a fuck what others think about what's going in them.
its called being a sigma
>really?
>you can't?
he cant
denpa doesnt have a soul
he isnt a sigma male like us
he has no object of obsession
other than how annoying it is to wash his penis everyday
but yea
zero passion for anything
ig he already internalized how useless he is, so he knows trying to get good at anything is pointless for him
so he just rots in front of the computer instead
>let ppl fucking live from time to time
very rich coming from the guy spamming every ib on existence when i took a 1-week break to sniff girls
>skill issue
yea denpa fails to realize what a fucking trainwreck he is
just bc he cant do something, he thinks its impossible
but he is just too incompetent to do what eugenic ppl easily can
>most senses are cranked up but this particular one is dulled because of the adrenaline rush
>adrenaline isn't a painkiller though
>it works in a p funky way that i can't describe because i don't posses two STEM degrees
denpa never feels adrenaline bc he never exercises
well, he does get adrenaline rushes when his bpd is making him seethe like crazy
but he is not on the right state of mind to appreciate how it feels
he never is on the right state of mind to appreciate anything tbh
>but if you want to find out how it feels just stab yourself
no balls, unfortunately
but yea, let me explain
you still feel pain
but it feels p good instead
adrenaline is the true sissy hormone
turns you into a true M
whatever suffering youre going through, you just want more of it
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>>3546
>makes me think that people will never understand me.
They won't. So they can't really determine whether your feelings are wrong or not, can they?
>I'm sure some, like you, don't give a fuck what others think about what's going in them.
I try not to, but I do. Just can't dwell on it too hard when I know that it's not going to change, me or them.
Have you gotten back into walking?
>>3547
>what are you 2 blabbering about?
Look it up.
>spamming every ib on existence when i took a 1-week break to sniff girls
can't recall myself doing that 
>you still feel pain
>but it feels p good instead
idk for me it just feels really weird and glitchy 
but not painful 
like yk that feeling you get after sleeping on your hand for a long time 
feels like static electricity but deeper
just learn i can use the shoggots to train my dodge to lvl 10
they hit like a truck, but i can block most of the damage with my axe+armor
and the lab i was looting broke into a subway track that was full of those fuckers
i can just hide behind a metal door when i need to regain my focus
easy peasy
i am now neo
time to train unarmed
i took the time to read a book on karate and another on wing chun
wing chun automatically increases my dodge by 25% of my per
i have 20
thats +5 dodge by default
except it isnt
its just 2.5
even tho my base per (without bonuses) is 15
it should increase by 3.75 then
bullshit
my dodge then in only 17.9, when it should be well over 20
is this game trying to murder me???
oh and it also blocked damage is reduced by 50% of per
-10 dmg by default lmfao
i prolly dont even need armor at this point
can i dodge bullets with dodge lvl 10?
if so, then yea
when winter ends im going out naked idgas
prolly a good idea to keep my vambraces tho
oh it also has leg block
keep the greaves too then
anyway im gonna train with the shoggot again
nothing like an eldritch abomination to teach you how to become a true killing machine
the only thing im lacking is piercing weapons which is still on lvl 4
but i dont use that gay shit
are you kidding me
spears are shaped like dicks
pass
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>but how do I do that with a notebook and pen?
by discarding the previous page and making a new one 
or if you are feeling particularly gay and homosexual you can use stickers and staplers and all that useless shit no one ever uses outside of the show industry 
like do ppl really use staplers? 
it's was invented just to be used as a fucking prop in monogatari 
although yeah i have to admit 
those staples are awfully good for soldering and welding small things together  
>calling their interests a sick fetish 
they are a sick fetish 
even in those "i just ship no lews stuff" cases it's blatantly deranged to give so much fucks about fictional characters and their relations 
this whole fictional thing is just a giant cope ppl made up to bear with the atrocious reality and they all go along with it because it's p damn entertaining 
but there should be limits yk 
the futa hentai doujins go too fucking far 
humanity isn't ready for all of this  
i am no saint though 
i have nothing against deranged stuff i am kinda deranged myself 
but stop pretending that it's ok and completely normal 
it's not 
just accept that your interests are indeed fucking dumb stupid 
well i am not talking about you 
i am talking about 
who the fuck am i talking about again? 
i fucked up my intake schedule and now i am rambling while high yet again 
fuck this shit i am stopping before it's too late 
i have "productive" stuff to do after all  
>failed so far but people still keep trying 
you should learn something from those ppl 
>I just don't know why
it's called being stupid and not learning on your past mistakes 
>SHE'S HOLDING IT WITH HER HAND. SHE'S NOT SWINGING IT
lol she 
do you need a full fucking video proof from all artistic and architectural angles that it's possible? 
nigger if xhe can hold it in place with a hand nothing prevents xhxx from using the sheer momentum to swing it back 
>dude, she's actually holding the penis in that position 
see! 
this is actually possible 
>and that actually looks painful 
nah it's just that your dick isn't as flexible as ours 
>She probably trained
nah i doubt that 
>Good night
sleep tight my adorable cute little retard
imagine having a brittle dick, a porcelain penis lmao
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im now a true martial art master
maybe i should train piercing weapons too
my wives would certainly appreciate it
i spent some time reading about how blocking works
turns out blocking reduces damage by a percentage, not a flat amount
based on str and skill and either the block amount of the wep or your unarmed skill (when unarmed, ofc)
after the % reduction, it hits you, but is then reduced by your armor on wherever it hit
i always found it weird how i never leg blocked
now ik why
my fucking greaves do not have the block tag
only the vambraces do
i already knew about it
but i assumed the greaves had and and that leg block was pointless when you had arm block
turns out the game is just retarded
vambraces and greaves are each other's counterparts
they both should-
whatever
i brought my new slaves home
there are wayyyy too many npcs here now
i should send half of them elsewhere so my game doesnt lag too much
the apis is a great fighter btw
can actually fuck up zombies without killing herself
and thats without martial arts
shes naked btw
also for some reason her poison isnt working
im gonna give her spider serum so she can grow her full exoskeleton
bc for some reason she only has the outer layer and its uncomfortable
even tho her plate should only come after the epicuticule and carapace
thats totes why im keeping her naked btw
she cant wear anything without massive encumb
not that discomfort actually affect npcs
her speed is flat 100 no matter what
btw the femboy
i looked through the files to find underwear thats made of metal
i wrote a script just for this
there is none
i kept looking for hard materials, but no luck
best i could do was leather
so then i made him a leather loincloth
then i labeled it 'chastity cage' and made him wear it
fagdevs are seething rn
then i dressing 'him' up with a cheerleader outfit
nothing can stop me from having a femboy concubine
its like you said
absolute immersion
triple a cannot compete
ill gonna force feed him rabbit mutagens now
i suppose i should make him wear a leotard and high heels after his bunny ears and tail start growing
and stockings
and long gloves
he might be reconsidering the whole 'being rescued' thing
btw i tried that showing your dick inside of your body thing 
literally impossible 
like there's a bone there or some shit it won't budge 
plus my dick isn't liquid 
i also fucking hate cleaning up my glassware like holy shit i want to purge everything
perfect
i already had everything
high heels, stocking, cufflinks, bow tie, leotard and gloves
>literally impossible 
you must be doing it wrong
also its not supposed to be completely inverted
just push in enough that a cage would fit over
its doable
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ugh yeah i rambled about hydrogen peroxide before 
just got cut again 
it made me remember that you also can make it from percarbonate 
a totally viable method 
i even done it before 
back in my sandnigger phase when i was fucking with those awful triperoxides 
don't repeat my mistakes 
i suppose it's also scalable 
you'll have to (ideally vacuum) distill it though 
that's a bit annoying
>just push in enough that a cage would fit over
well i don't have any cock cages anyway 
honestly boxers are a bit too tight for me
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>>3499
>youre taking my sloppy seconds
Can't believe all these nerds in this thread have already been claimed by you.
>cold air would finish you of foshu
If it's for Bronya, I'll live through the pain.

>>3511
>Sounds nice
Does it though?
>bank card with nothing on it
Ah, the security of being poor.  No one can steal from you if you have nothing to steal right?
>It's worse than you think
I mean if I lived in Turkey I'd be shy too.
>early wipe is the game at its most fun
For sure, it's pure chaos, and people are running random shit they can pull together, and terrible ammo pulled off Scavs.  Encountering far less meta sweaties, and a lot of really retarded terribads to boost your confidence.
Late wipe is good for quests, unless it's SBIH.
>In voice-chat, sure
Just treat real life like it's vc.

>>3512
Oh no, he's falling into the trap, bros...

>>3524
>I'm doing bad.  As usual.
Well stop.  Do good.
>It's like trying to find a shady spot in a desert
>it's getting annoying at this point.  They're doing for the easy views
I think it got to the point where they were visiting Indian street food vendors that were basically serving up fly filled food with their bare feet, and I had to just convince myself there was no way it was real anymore, someone was trying to punk me.  But now I'm starting to wonder.

>>3528
>hey chisatofag heard about brighton beach? 
Yeah actually, I knew a Polish dude from there.  You are correct in assuming it's primarily a Slavic sausage fest.
I actually like how organized crime is so inherent to Italian and Russian culture it pops up in almost every bit of media from them, too.
>I don't remember how they are called tbh
Ah, yeah, that's right, Russian struggles with verb conjugation, and indefinite articles.  What a fun language.
>on par with Japanese
Except even Japanese has easy verb conjugation, you just have to remember the -te form for verbs.
The hard part of Japanese is Kanji, and keigo, and even then the latter isn't all that hard.
>easier to find a russian hoe that speaks english
Ideal, but listening to Nina Kosaka speak Russian gave me way too many boners too.
>there's nothing cozy about Siberia
I know, that was part of the joke.

>>3562
I want to drain the sake between those thighs, holy shiiiit,
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>if I lived in Turkey I'd be shy too
what's with the turkey? 
the ppl i met there weren't shy at all 
they had a fucking candle up their ass 
but again 
tourist spots 
and alcohol 
>Just treat real life like it's vc
it's not 
unfortunately 
never really vc'd though 
that's for normies 
>I actually like how organized crime is so inherent to Italian and Russian culture it pops up in almost every bit of media from them, too.
idk what's to like about that 
better than having niggers i guess 
but we have those too 
they are just called gypsies and azerbaijans 
and are rather rare 
basically reskins of african ""people"" 
organized crime gangs are now pretty much exclusively into drugs 
the risks aren't very high and it's p profitable 
damn can i call myself a mafiosi now? 
am i gang member because i sell drugs? 
never really crossed my mind before 
>Russian gave me way too many boners
yeah there's that 
but every english speaking russian hoe also knows russian 
so you can switch whenever you want 
although that narrows down the choice quite a lot 
some of my english teachers were really really hot 
although none had large breasts  
they were p mid 
fr fr no cap
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>>3568
>Does it though?
Depends on what you're playing, I suppose.
>I mean if I lived in Turkey I'd be shy too.
It's fit for the naturally outgoing type. But it destroys anybody who isn't.
>Just treat real life like it's vc
I wish. People look at you when it's real life and that makes it impossible for me to be comfortable.
>how do I do that with a notebook and pen?
you clearly lack the life experience to know what an actual tab is
i will not explain
learn how to learn first
>These small and isolated internet communities are the only untouched spaces free from the sanitized mainstream internet
yea its kinda cute how pure they are
very few jaded posts
makes me wanna corrupt them even more
break their optimistic hymen
but also makes me wanna become a gay little boylover
being spiteful all the time is so tiresome
>Someone is already feeling bad reading your posts by calling their interests a sick fetish.
yea maybe i should apologize uwu
>All full colored.
fucking hell
i cant believe you normiemaxx even your porn
yuck
i have been moving my best comics to my tag-based organized and so far ZERO of them have more than 2 colors
good artists dont need to add flashy color to make their work good
but ofc brainfried zoomers cant focus on anything that isnt shiny
>I feel like communism. Every attempt to manifest communism, Marxism, Leninism, Stalinism, Hitlerism, ism ism... has failed so far but people still keep trying. I just don't know why.
basically nanochan
every attempt to run a community of glags: nanochan, picochan, phichan, lambdachan, lambdachan2, picochan2, junkuchan, chan chan chan... has failed so far but people still keep trying
just why cant we accept our hopes and dreams are figments of our madness
>SHE'S HOLDING IT WITH HER HAND
doenst matter
that proves its possible
im right, youre wrong
uppercase doesnt make you any less stupid
>If it's too tight, you can't pull it far, and the dickhead just bends instead.
oohhhhhh
so thats what that is
genetic issue
mine is fine
>While having sex
>there's a possibility for this to tear and get infected
what
just like that?
automatic removal from the genepool for no reason?
>The only time I can even pull it is when it's soft. I haven't tried stretching exercises yet.
maybe i stretched it myself bc back when i was a megacoomer (yea i used to be worse) i enjoyed pulling on the foreskin during the coom cooldown
>He touched my peepee. He's dead now.
if only all the peods were ahead of the curve like that
>she's actually holding the penis in that position
which means that the inertia of swinging could also do it
but do feel free to keep coping, retard
>and that actually looks painful
she is cooming her brains out
must hurt p damn good
>She probably trained her balls to tolerate the bend because of all the tucking in the past.
is 'training' your new ocd of the week?
>I'm not doing it on purpose.
cant you do anything about it tho?

>the futa hentai doujins go too fucking far
i say they dont go far enough
>who the fuck am i talking about again?
yea denpa has a way to make you angry at everything just by existing
i wish hed stop doing that
existing, i mean
>do you need a full fucking video proof from all artistic and architectural angles that it's possible?
what did you expect from someone who doesnt know what wind is
>sleep tight my adorable cute little retard
but not so tight your foreskin will strangle you
>imagine having a brittle dick, a porcelain penis lmao
yea idk how so many bad genes fit on a single organism
by all laws of evolution, he should be dead
well, he is incel for life
from an evolutionary pov, thats basically the same thing

>btw i tried that showing your dick inside of your body thing
>literally impossible
>honestly boxers are a bit too tight for me
big dick problems

>Can't believe all these nerds in this thread have already been claimed by you.
im the supreme leader of the jeff army
ofc ive had a taste of all my soldiers
except mahiron
his friend beat me to the punch
>If it's for Bronya, I'll live through the pain.
well then
heres a conundrum for you
you get your own bronya that loves you very much
but everytime you do any lewd to her, your penis shrinks by 10%
would you?
>Well stop.  Do good.
impossible
denpa cant do anything
>Nina Kosaka
had to look it up
damn, the btumour plague is affecting everyone
its over

>People look at you when it's real life and that makes it impossible for me to be comfortable.
the autism is strong on this one
well get used to it then
its nice being look at
i have already gotten unironic boners from prolonged eye contact with girls
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>>3571
>its nice being look at
Not when you think you're disgusting.
>>3572
esteem issue
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>>3573
Couldn't have figured it out without you.
>>3574
always glad to help
apis is actually p good to have around
i can dissecate corpses without fear of being bothered
shell just kill anything that comes close
anyway i got the last human sample i needed to make an alpha serum to finish this mutation tree
i got all 4 prime stats
now im 14 15 14 15 (sans bonuses)
and i became very beautiful
and need very little sleep
i finally hit bankrupt phenotype
it said 'any mutations are very unlikely to have a happy ending'
lol im only getting the good ones now
bc i already ran out of bad ones to acquire
and also ran out of positives
im not insane so i wont mutate again
prolly never again tbh
3000 instability lmfao
its gonna take over 120 days to recover from it
gonna have to wait until summer
>except mahiron
>his friend beat me to the punch
what the fuck are you talking about? 
i have friends? 
<Nina Kosaka
>had to look it up
wow really 
she's rather popular 
kinda like sasha gray 
btw she's cooking on youtube now
she's p good at it 
<by discarding the previous page and making a new one 
>The quests in videogames usually last longer than a day, especially if it's the main quest
so what? 
>It's a luxury hobby meant for autistic women who have all the time in the world because they aren't really doing anything in their life except OnlyFans and watching cooking videos
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THEN? 
are there any things that keep you busy? 
>I'm pretty sure Senjougahara is the only main girl with the least screentime in the show
nah that's the snail 
>trying to watch Miraculous Ladybug for the comfy kids show aesthetic
man that's really creepy 
normal people watch shows like that to get the porn 
<who the fuck am i talking about again? 
>Women
nah p sure i was rambling about ppl that like fictional things or something like that 
>Yeah, anything is productive than screaming at clouds and asking it to rain like JB does
first of all the fuck are you doing 
second JB actually does something from time to time (besides complaining) 
how's your vest going btw?
>Why did the USSR fail?
gorbachev just decided that ummmm yeah ughhhhh 
well it sucked ass we are capitalistic now 
have fun 
but mainly because the iron curtain fell 
and ppl started consuming western slop at a scale that KGB MVD FBR ZOG and other three letter agencies we employed couldn't 
stop 
then some higher up decided to play business 
or something like that idk 
it's just a theory i came up with 
>there's something simply fundamentally wrong with these idealist political ideologies that expect only the best from humanity while everyone is just purely disgusting at the core
yeah a giant cope 
>I tried this in the bathroom today. Nope. I can't.
because you are a genetic freak 
normal people can 
>Ceramics are hard.
really? 
then why do they break so often? 
>I was just arguing that it's impossible to swing back and forth 180 degrees with an erection. She's forcing herself to hold the penis in that position
our great saint muhammad bless this retard 
yk when you swing things 
you are basically forcibly moving them 
and there's no need to fixate it in the end 
>She has a bigger dick and shoots more than I do, but that's probably because she saved it up for the performance
you can't accumulate dick size 
and yeah zinc does wonders to your cum banks 
>What are you singing?
anime openings and mumble rap 
>From L4D?
damn the gakkou gurashi mod was p rad 
>Nah, the baby boomers.
who the fuck are those?
>An erection means your dick doesn't go beyond that 90 degree? 
well sometimes it does 
>even while sitting?
well it can be in that position while sitting 
but yeah usually it just goes upward because i am leaning back on a chair
>Isn't it supposed to be upright?
no? 
why? 
it's supposed to be straight 
>Basically you will do nothing and you will be happy
>Putting up with everything that everyone does to you because you are in control of your thoughts and you can choose not to act on it
ah yeah heard something about it 
sounds gay and stupid 
you can't control your emotions with sheer willpower 
there are drugs for that 
>The Japanese work culture 
really exists? 
>from next week
why are you so fucking lazy?
well i am really fucking sleepy myself
>The quests in videogames usually last longer than a day, especially if it's the main quest.
then DONT throw away the page
personally id just ditch the pen and paper
theyre bloat
id write textfiles instead
one file per quest
so you can write actual details on what it really means and how you intend to accomplish it
and you can use dirs for different types/priorities
not that youre gonna any of this ofc
im just musing to myself
>It's a luxury hobby meant for autistic women who have all the time in the world because they aren't really doing anything in their life except OnlyFans and watching cooking videos.
wtf is even journaling anyway
>you can't really go for more than a bunch of papers or else the stapler won't clip the pin properly.
paper clip
the big one
>I was trying to watch Miraculous Ladybug for the comfy kids show aesthetic
huh?
that show just screams TUMBLR at your face
idk how it does it but it does
>Yeah, anything is productive than screaming at clouds and asking it to rain like JB does.
wtf is that supposed to mean, hikkilord?
>I tried this in the bathroom today. Nope. I can't.
lmfao we actually psyoped you into doing it
what a moron
get pranked bitch
>tranny morning woods
i wonder if women also have something like that

>They're actually responding to you, I can't believe it.
why not?
you respond to me no matter what and youre basically a women
>Well, it's only a matter of time till your mask falls down.
yea its getting p hard not shitting all over that place
>these wacky captions like "air between breasts and air" right?
what?
>crowded and messy with the sounds like N and AAh and all the wacky captions I have to read that covers up like 30% of the page, sometimes 50%.
jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
>Pediatricians
peodtrician
>she saved it up for the performance, and the dick just looks big while her whole body is smaller.
keep coping dicklet

>Yes, I did fap.
write more details faggot
post the sauce you coomed to
what technique you used
nah just
i bet its boring
just pinching you worm and letting loose in 5 seconds
pathetic
small bent dick with a foreskin that doesnt retract and a quickshot
what a disgrace
just transition already
you were built to be a woman
>tf is stoic?
you stop bitching and whining about shit you cant do anything about and focus on whats under your control instead
so instead of shitting yourself bc you cant afford stickers for your glorified notebook, you figure out a better way to do what you want
denpa is too useless and defeatist to do justice to this philosophy
>I'll try to start walking, maybe running, from next week.
you wont
>how's your vest going btw?
been done for like 2 weeks now
stop snorting crystals
im super ready for this party
>then why do they break so often?
its exactly the hardness that makes them break
cant even get dented, they just shatter with any impact
thats what it means to brittle
>our great saint muhammad bless this retard
not even a miracle can fix denpa
>who the fuck are those?
thats how mutts call their old fucks
>it's supposed to be straight
mine is p upward
like between 60-45 deg when im standing up
>you can't control your emotions with sheer willpower
you can tho
its part of the sigma grindset
you brainwash yourself into becoming an unfeeling monster
>there are drugs for that
the greek preferred the natural way of bashing your head on a wall

fujos are even asking me to write fanfic now
see? they actually care
with you faggot i need to beg you to read my stuff
and you still dont
yea fuck this, im becoming a girl
>>3584
first tell me this
WHY
>>3585
I want to learn something in a lecture format and surely youtube isn't the right platform for that.
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>>3579
>I'll try to
Sounds like you don't want to.
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>>3569
>damn can i call myself a mafiosi now?
Yeah bro, you're a one man mafioso.

>>3570
>depends on what you're playing, I suppose
That I won't admit to.
>it destroys anybody who isn't
So are you Slavic Turk, or the other kind of Turk?
>People look at you when it's real life
<Fagetchan has to sit with his back to you to talk like he's Komi-san

>>3571
Alright, I'll have to keep myself chaste around here it seems.
>but everytime you do any lewd to her, your penis shrinks by 10%
Wtf, why a percentage!?
This is bullshit, I want a different stipulation to this deal.

>>3578
Are you tho?
Seems like that's your ticket then Denpa, become the street vendor.
>youtube short
What the fuck
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>stop snorting crystals
yeah i stopped already 
started bleeding from the nose
that's what you get for snorting too many hydrochlorides  
now i smoke 
i'd like to get a sulfate salt but yk it's really fucking hard and annoying 
can't just pour in sulfuric acid to the free base 
it will get all oily and fucky wucky  
>thats how mutts call their old fucks
ah yeah classic 
blame it on the parents 
<it's supposed to be straight
>mine is p upward 
it's over 
but tbh it's not really supposed to 
having an upward one seems counter intuitive 
i imagine it's a bit harder to fuck like that 
>you brainwash yourself into becoming an unfeeling monster
it's called cope 
the only way to brainwash yourself is by frying your receptors 
almost impossible to do so while remaining sober 
>the greek preferred the natural way of bashing your head on a wall
ah yeah 
lobotomia is also a viable 
>Does anyone know where I can pirate online courses from coursera, udemy and all that shit?
1337x had some udemy shit 
but udemy fucking sucks so don't bother 
why do you even need courses? 
the fuck are you planning to do? 
>I want to learn something in a lecture format
just read a book or something 
and there's no real point in learning for the sake of learning
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>are you Slavic Turk, or the other kind of Turk?
there are slavic turks?
but i am p sure he meant ""introverted"" types not differently colored racing cars
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>>3590
Not all Turks are the brown room temp iq cockroaches from the memes, some of them have more in common with their more northerly Slav cousins.
Which maybe that's why he's more shy than not.
Imagine looking like Anzu, but you have to live around Mohamed Al-rapestani erryday.
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>Not all Turks are the brown
most turks i've seen were p whitish  
the brown ones were exceptions 
>room temp iq cockroaches from the memes
so what if they are retarded  
retarded ppl are p fun as long as they aren't malicious or completely defected  
>Which maybe that's why he's more shy than not
i am p sure he's like that because of his braindead parents 
that's a classic
just blame everything on them  
denpa's brown
so what is he less shy because of that 
well yeah at least online he spergs out more
>>3583
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>>3588
>That I won't admit to.
Alright.
Me, I re-downloaded Tarkov. 
>So are you Slavic Turk, or the other kind of Turk?
I never cared to learn, I just know that I've white skin. Probably mixed beyond recognition.
>Fagetchan has to sit with his back to you to talk
Sort of. I put my head downwards when talking so that not too much of my face is visible.
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>>3592
Ok, brb Istanbul.

>>3594
I would play Tarkov with you, but the latency between us would be terrible, and it would probably kick me for ping half the time.
>mixed beyond recognition
It's 'kay, I too know what it's like to be the mutt.
>ywn pat fagetchan's head as he can't bring himself to look at you
Y liv

Up to much?

>>3595
>Pakodanomics refers to the economic policies instituted in India to encourage self employment and entrepreneurship.[1] This expression originated during an exclusive interview by Zee Media of the Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi, with regards to answering the queries in relation to game changing economic reforms.[2] Since then, this particular utterance has made its rounds within the Indian subcontinent and has received blazing criticism from the members of the Opposition members as well as economic commentators.[3] 

Wait, I don't understand, how is he wrong tho?  I mean, it's not MASSIVE economic growth, but everyone has to start somewhere.
Food as a business is something with a relatively low barrier to entry.  Errybody gotta eat, and cooking is usually pretty easy.
What do Indian economists expect people to do, found their own SpaceX aerospace startups?

That's uh...  he's just makin' yellow snow cones Denpa.
Wow.  Just wow.
Why is not legal to just execute people like that though.
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>>3595
Good luck.
>>3598
>the latency between us would be terrible
Probably depends on your exact region. I've played with NA people before without getting kicked, and I'm comfortable with high ping.
The real issue would probably be you getting bored because I can't really play anything other than Factory. 
I'm also bad. Down if you're down.
>Up to much?
About to go out to eat. I think I'll have pasta. You?
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>>3599
>comfortable with high ping
>in Tarkov
Tarkov really is for masochists, isn't it...
>I can't really play anything other than Factory
Because of PC issues, or just the only one that's actually worth a damn to play for any kind of fun?
God, I remember when Lighthouse and Streets came out, and both I couldn't play, because my PC actually could not run them.  Giant unoptimized POS game.

Enjoy your pasta.  I'm just gonna dick around on the internet for a bit.
>I want to learn something in a lecture format and surely youtube isn't the right platform for that.
wtf?
a-are you learning?
d-denpas arent supposed to do that!

>>3587
WHY ARE HER FEET COVERED BY SLIPPERS
SOMEBODY EXECUTE THIS ARTIST WITH AN ENGLISH NAVY CANON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you're a one man mafioso.
you do know that a mafioso is supposed to be just one dude right?
>Alright, I'll have to keep myself chaste around here it seems.
too late
im already groping your thighs
>Wtf, why a percentage!?
so your already tiny dick doesnt disappear instantly
if its a % then its gonna be an exponential decay
so instead of turning into a girl you will just end up with a pathetic micro penis for her to bully
>blame it on the parents
theyre the ones who raised those fuckups tho
they need to have some blame
>i imagine it's a bit harder to fuck like that
unlike denpa my dick is actually flexible so i can make it go 90 without snapping in half
>the only way to brainwash yourself is by frying your receptors
already did it with porn
>why do you even need courses?
prolly just trying to cope with the fact he has a severe learning disability
but dont even bother trying to help him
100% chance he will just whine that all courses suck for whatever reason after you spoonfeed him the stuff he is asking for
>and there's no real point in learning for the sake of learning
hey, you get to flex on reddit that youre an ~intellectual~

>i am p sure he's like that because of his braindead parents
yea honestly giving too much freedom to children is a mistake
they need to be forcefully socialized or they will turn out like that
>so what is he less shy because of that
he is less shy bc of his bpd
he just cant keep his dumb mouth shut
>I put my head downwards when talking so that not too much of my face is visible.
head down? ass up?
you really were built for backbreaking anal

>Man, I wish I could draw like this.
yuck
>wasting time talking to idiots online [I really don't mean you guys, you're all chill btw]
who are these idiots then?
and why do you waste your time talking to them?
>IT'S A CHILDREN'S SHOW MADE FOR CHILDREN FEATURING CHILDREN
yea thats what makes it hot
>I honestly get confused a lot with this. People use the word hard for dense, ductile, resilient and so on. But, I think hardness means just the ability to not deform. It can break, but it can't deform.
english is a braindead language
characters have no fixed sound associated to them
words have no fixed meaning associated to them
<hard·​ness ˈhärd-nəs. 1. : the quality or state of being hard. 2. : the ability of a substance (as a mineral) to scratch another substance or be itself scratched.
thats the soyentific definition
not what real ppl use
>Anything that is made out of sand is a ceramic.
it actually makes sense, but ik better than to believe what denpa says
>Well, I'm not gay so I don't have much experience with dicks.
youre not a real human, so you dont have much experience with anything
until yesterday you had never heard of wind and inertia
>Picture #1.
>Picture #2.
<dumb fucking retard is wasting his picrel slots with TWO profile pics
<needs to create a whole new post just for his cringe memes
a post was bumped off the jeffthread for this
youre a murderer
>There's something surely different if I do it on a paper and I can feel it.
<on screen: doesnt write anything at all
<on paper: doesnt write anything at all
idk looks the same to me
>except you can edit while blogposting but you can't on a paper so it's more... free.
that sounds like the polar opposite of free
>Well, you watch She-Ra and Korra and all that so you know better than me about tumblr shit.
yea im an expert on the subject
and unlike you ik what im getting into so i wont whine like a little bitch that i somehow got deceived by false looks
im not completely oblivious to the world around me
you really have to think tho
with the amount of bitching and moaning that you do, do you really think that the problem is the shows, or is it (You)?
>Name a few things that has changed because of textwalling, both in you or in others.
alright denpa, time for you to cry tears of blood by how much more productive my shitposts are compared to yours
jeffrospective time
*cracks knuckles*
just off the top of my head:
1. shinjifag committed suicide
2. faggotchan lost his ability to write more than 1 sentence at a time
3. kind.moe got shutdown
4. mahiron was recruited into our ranks
5. not happened yet but will soon: a fujoshi will become a nanotranny (hopefully underage bc lynn has already hit the wall)
so there you go
is 5 enough or do you want more?
streetshitting nigger
fuck you
braindead retarded monkey
just die
shitbag
filthy parasite
broken robot
your attitude really pisses me off
the problem isnt that my textwalls never do anything
the problem is that (You) are completely incapable of changing yourself, so you think my textwalls are doing nothing at all to everything else too
because your damaged brain cannot comprehend the idea that others things in the world exist outside whats right in front of your face
and you still dare to talk shit to me like that
fucking worm
cant even walk 5 minutes for more than 2 days and you think you have the right to talk down to me
you are scum
the lowest of the low
you seriously need to stop existing
the world would be a better place without you
its not that your life has no value
it actually has negative value
kill yourself
>Only thing I got left with was an erect dick that I didn't wanna let go to waste so I just coomed instead, and instant shame followed.
so you suffered, huh?
prank success
>Looks like someone called you a retard. Man, that's so rude.
now ik what being a denpa feels like uwu
>Try reading some color hentai. You'll get it. It has less caption, less pages, but more details.
...i was about to ask for recommendation, but i just remember what a fatal mistake that always turns out to be
so nvm, ill find it myself
>Idk, maybe 20. I did it very slow but after a point I couldn't hold it in and cum just dribbled like goo. It's a sad orgasm.
yuck

>Dude, what in the flying fuck?
women are insane
simps even more so

>Why is not legal to just execute people like that though.
it is tho
but only if you dont get caught

>I'm also bad. Down if you're down.
down bad?
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>>3600
>comfortable with high ping in Tarkov
Not so bad once you get used to it, really.
Though I did have to go through hell just to be able to play the game before I got a new PC. Story of it's own.
>Because of PC issues, or just the only one that's actually worth a damn to play?
I just tested it and I can actually run Customs at the very least, potentially another map or two. Albeit with bad visibility because of absolute minimum settings.
Thing is though, yeah, I've never played them before so I wouldn't know where to go at all. I like Factory for the quick deathmatch over getting killed out of nowhere by some thing you never even saw after wandering around for half an hour.
Willing to try, still.
>God, I remember when Lighthouse and Streets came out
Heh. They had to add an option to the settings that's basically just "please let me run Streets". It was so bad on launch that not even the streamers with their top of the line PCs could play it properly.
Speaking of optimization, after several years of just not caring it looks like they actually put some effort into it all of a sudden, with some weird NVIDIA technowizardry. I can run the game surprisingly well on 640x480 resolution, and that's really good for what my specs are. Bet yours could handle Lighthouse or Streets now.
>Enjoy your pasta.
Thanks. Have fun and get well.
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>I'm not your friend?
i have no fucking idea who you are 
i don't trust you 
>Man, I wish I could draw like this
well the first drawing is not half bad and it's something to get inspired by 
but the third picture isn't even a drawing 
>Pekora
just stop or rope 
seriously 
>watching sports
people watch those?
though they were just for laundering money 
i remember watching the russian fifa in like ughhhh 
it was a few years ago 
can't recall shit 
the porn was funny though 
>I need to replace all these useless activities into something productive
you don't need to replace all of them 
>No wonder only Araragi was able to see her
no you don't get it 
she's a METAPHOR 
best girl btw 
>IT'S A CHILDREN'S SHOW MADE FOR CHILDREN FEATURING CHILDREN 
ladybug is right in her prime 
>Communism, a jewish ideology
it is? 
you learn something new everyday 
>but it can't deform
say that in front of a 4000t industrial arc furnace 
>You can't scratch them either
personally I can 
in fact 
that's rather easy 
>Glass is a ceramic if I'm right
unfortunately you are  
that's like calling hydrogen a metal 
well it is technically a metal 
but i think at this point we should redefine what metals are  
>lived from post-world war two through the cold war and now the present year
second world war ended in like  forties or something  
and they like 
lived through it? 
aren't all of them 90+ year old? 
they can barely walk tf can they do to you  
>I'm not gay so I don't have much experience with dicks
it's not because you aren't homosexual 
it's s because you are a faggot
>Picture #1 
not sure your message is getting through  
>Name a few things that has changed because of textwalling
my mood 
your attitude 
<morning wood 
>i wonder if women also have something like that
dogs have that breeding period thing 
so i suppose monkeys too 
or are we apes 
primates 
whoever i don't care 
>you stop bitching and whining about shit you cant do anything about and focus on whats under your control instead
sounds funny 
never seen those stoics 
thought they were like monks or something 
turns out just self-improving try hards 
<colored hentai 
>more details
bullshit 
>a sad orgasm
trauer 
>This guy is using urine as a flavoring agent 
well i am sure it adds some flavor 
i'd consider if it was e-girl pee 
>vaginal yeast 
holy shit 
beer is useless and sucks ass but i wonder if you can brew PAC or steroids with it 
well whatever i fucking hate brewing anyway 
lack patience or something 
>I too know what it's like to be the mutt
is it tough? 
>Why is not legal to just execute people like that though
it is 
you just can't tell anyone about it 
>you do know that a mafioso is supposed to be just one dude right?
i thought they were like 
in gangs or something 
you can't just call yourself a mafioso because you shoplifted a candy bar 
or can you 
idk what mafioso even means 
>already did it with porn
you aren't even close to the level of depravity some porn addicts have 
your brain is fine don't worry about it 
>yea honestly giving too much freedom to children is a mistake
i am not fully brushed up on the FC lore but i don't think that neglect was the main hurdle 
like i was basically neglected too
so what 
i am not shy  
i am not even closing the door in public toilets 
i climb through fences and beat the shit out of homeless dogs on my path 
>nvm, ill find it myself
colored hentai? 
i have some 
i'll mail it to you 
>maybe 20
20 seconds to cum? 
holy shit it's so over 
just transition already 
try playing with your prostate maybe you'll hold on for longer
<ping
>Not so bad once you get used to it, really.
hey heard about that russian world of tanks player 
or it was an another tank game 
yeah in any case he was playing in a submarine 
funny 
NAVY doesn't allow to bring in ebooks and he managed to smuggle a fucking laptop 
>Ok, brb Istanbul
it's called constantinople dumfuck  
>Schema Therapy
won't help you 
stop wasting your time
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>hey heard about that russian world of tanks player
Funny. That much risk for such a garbage game.
>Reading something called Schema Therapy now.
more like schizo therapy
>Named her
>her
ok tranny
>Anyone have any recommendations?
idk any good tranny names
>unfortunately you are
yea i looked up the definition and its p crazy how close he was this time
>lived through it?
no i think the boomers are supposed to be the children of the ones who lived through
bc after ww2 the usa started scamming other countries and that lead to great economic prosperity
which is why boomers think everything is flowers and sunshine
thats how the world was during their time
they are called 'baby boomers' bc things were doing so well ppl were breeding like rabbits bc raising 10 children at once was trivial
it was a baby explosion
>never seen those stoics
they are the og
from ancient greece
nowadays stoicism is a meme
>in gangs or something
yes
>you can't just call yourself a mafioso because you shoplifted a candy bar
no i meant like they are individuals
not that they work alone
mafioso is just mafiaman in italian
obvly every mafia needs a bunch of mafiamen
but each mafiaman is just a dude
except maybe for the occasional congenital twin
but i doubt theyd have the time to join any mafia before a travelling circus kidnaps them for a sideshow
>i don't think that neglect was the main hurdle
not neglect
just letting him do whatever he wants without pressure
i meant like being coddled too much
children need to be beaten up from time to time
>i am not shy
you got blasted with a salt shotgun
you had your fair share of beating
>i'll mail it to you
ok ill accept
you actually have good taste
>just transition already
>try playing with your prostate maybe you'll hold on for longer
i bet denpa would be the kind of boytoy to cream himself while taking up the ass
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>>3604
I got reminded of this for some reason.
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/russia-streamer-dies-live-231877/
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>>3607 
n1 mate but inaccessible through tor
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>>3608
This?

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnchainedMelancholy/comments/uvhe7b/moment_russian_streamer_ofset_dies_on_stream/
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wow some dude fucking dies on stream 
what a cringe thing to do
Do people play Tarkov to ruin their own evening or to ruin someone else's evening?
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grooming the fujos into using IRC
itd be insane if this actually worked
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>Denpas can learn.
no
thats illegal
go back to being a bimbo
>I'm an idiot.
i see
proceed
<if you don't like it don't watch it
oh no
youre not pulling this shit on me, trannylord
its not just one show that you didnt like
its clearly a pattern of behavior
you actively look for shit you will hate bc you get boners when you are complaining
stop pretending its an one-off thing
youre a goyslop junkie
>Bad.
you never specified it should be good stuff
and no takebacksies now
also not bad
great
>You're taking credit for that?
yes
>Faggotchan had been on an adventure across other imageboards since his nanoshit days and had been through... things that made him this way.
what things?
shitposting too hard?
losing too many matches due to high ping?
pff
and why shouldnt i take credit?
even if it was a bunch of things slowly breaking him, you mean that only the killing blow can take credit?
>You're taking credit for this too?
yea
this time i actually dealt the killing blow
so make up your mind, scumbag
does everybody get a piece of the credit, or only the last guy?
dumbfuck fartbrained
would it be too much to ask that you actually think through the shit youre saying?
this isnt the first time i ask you to stop littering with thread with low iq retardation
>why would this happen?
girl like talking about their lives and themselves
you already know that
stop being stupid
>she's at least 33, or maybe even 40. All you're getting in there at fujochan are post wall smelly landwhales probably.
and here im getting a denpa on his 30s that never does anything remotely creative
fujos at least write gay fanfic
they have something they are passionate about
you cant even write words on a paper, even after spending a whole month blabbering about the 10000 different techniques you have researched
and ofc you only look those things up to complain
fucking worthless complain fag
id much rather have a fujo with a soul on my thread than this soulless denpa i have to deal with everyday
most of them are p based too (picrel)
denpa, on the other hand, is always cringe
>One of those didn't even happen.
unlike (You), i have longterm plans i actually intend to accomplish
might as well already include grooming women into using irc too

>I'm sick and exhausted.
today the sky is blue
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>>3529
>new mission begins and suddenly the perfect character for the job is parachuted in the plot
I'll start soon™.
>made her grow a penis
Futa, then.
>i swear nanochan wasnt full of amateur degenerates
I never saw whether it was a he or a she explicitly identified, nigger.
>all the differences between girl, mommy, dominatrix, futa, dickgirl, newhalf, trap, crossdresser, femboy, twink, and the 10000 other points on the chick-with-dick spectrum
B-but four of the things you listed aren't even inherently related to chicks with dicks.

>>3535
>This is an emotional boundary breach and almost feels like I'm violating them.
I don't know about anyone else, but talking to w*men under the pretext that I'm one of them makes me feel like I'm being violated more than I'm violating them.

>>3540
>How the fuck have you been doing all these days, months, since you were missing!?
Forgive me, Jeffie. I'm going to be the first to desecrate this thread with PGPfaggotry.
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>There are dedicated forums just for the sake of stretching and squeezing your dick hoping it grows longer,
Not like I'm really surprised, but what the hell? Link to one of them, please. I gotta see this shit.

>>3548
>probably had a vacation on some secret peod island 
I fucking wish. ;)

You straight people talk about penises more than I ever do.

>>3549
>that pic related
Alright, derailing time. I, for one, think the sigma male is nothing more than a patently ludicrous, overwhelmingly ludicrous, and absolutely ludicrous COPE on the part of omega males (like myself). Seriously, the entire premise of just reeks of retardation. It's defined a male who is as dominant as an alpha male, but exists as a lone wolf outside of the hierarchy of males. How the fuck does that even make any sense? If people respect you and think highly enough of you to let you be as dominant as an alpha male, and you act on that and are dominant, you're an alpha male. What exactly is the distinction? That you act on your own terms, separate from society and its rules? Only an alpha male would be able to get away with that. Beta males and omega males aren't respected enough to just "opt out" of society and its rules and hierarchies. If they try to do that without essentially just hiding from the world, they're put in their place. And if they LARP like they are, they're secretly the subject of derision among every god damn normie around them. If you say you're an alpha/sigma male, that's the surest sign that you're not.

>>3557
>These small and isolated internet communities are the only untouched spaces free from the sanitized mainstream internet, and I know how bad it feels when you have no place to call home. I feel like I'm raping theirs by abusing their trust that I'm a woman.
What are you talking about? They're w*men, for Lord Yuki's sake. They will literally always have people who accept them no matter what they do. W*men with an interest in yaoi are non-taboo enough where there are plenty of IRL conventions for them to safely go to. The same couldn't be said for the average nanotranny considering their interests and status.

>3569
>niggers
>but we have those too
>they are just called gypsies and azerbaijans
>basically reskins of african ""people"" 
Kek. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Gypsies (use 4everproxy.com if that link blocks you)

>>3571
>how pure they are
>very few jaded posts
>makes me wanna corrupt them even more
Relatable. I look back on the days when I was a shota who was on fucking ((( Tumblr ))) of all sites and remember the artfags there actually being pretty comfy compared to other people on the Internet. If only my existence wasn't forbidden.
>good artists dont need to add flashy color to make their work good
>but ofc brainfried zoomers cant focus on anything that isnt shiny
Well, if you're going to say that, then I can flex on all of you fags by saying that I coom most of the time to fanfiction and other erotic stories. Braindead zoomers can't focus enough to coom to the pictures in their own head as they read.

>i have already gotten unironic boners from prolonged eye contact with girls
I can get unironic boners from imagining myself having prolonged eye contact with bois.

>>3578
>It may fail, but what's wrong with trying?
Indeed. We can't just let the principles of GLAGgotry die. If we stop trying and all disappear, that disappears along with it.

>>3579
>Damn, is Epstein still alive?
No, but I inherited ownership of his island.

>>3582
>with you faggot i need to beg you to read my stuff
Hey, don't lump me in with them. I read your story about my based Shota Reich.

>>3584
>I should just read a fucking book.
Use Library Genesis.

>>3601
>5. ... a fujoshi will become a nanotranny
You might accomplish another thing indirectly by doing this – you'll unlock meanie Yuki. I'm not sure if I can read many more foidposts in the Nanosphere (especially after that whole debacle in the LRH thread) without finally giving my two cents.
>kill yourself
Please, no more Denpabuse in this house.

>>3610
This is why AI is one of the most based things to have ever happened.

>>3614
>also not bad
>great
Meanie.
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>I never saw whether it was a he or a she explicitly identified, nigger.
she has fucking massive tits
how the fuck were you confused about the terminology?
dont tell me youre the sort of faggot that takes the self-identification seriously
ew
>Forgive me, Jeffie. I'm going to be the first to desecrate this thread with PGPfaggotry.
ugh
yuck
my thread has been raped
too bad the fagmin didnt give me the big red button i requested or id be smashing it rn
shit like this is why i didnt wanna invite any nanotrannies in here
they are like rats, always pissing diseased urine everywhere they go
this ib was still somewhat bearable with just mahiron here
but when d*npa arrived, is when shit really hit the fan
yall mf are lucky fujochan isnt as active or i wouldnt leave those comfy threads to come tread these sewage waters just to kill time
note for the admin: you better add 'PGP MESSAGE' to the 1-week ban blacklist right now if you dont want this shit being spammed on literally every thread
lambdadmin made those collapsible, which only made them marginally less obnoxious
if it were up to me, id give a 3-day ban for first offenders, followed by a permaban
>I, for one, think the sigma male is nothing more than a patently ludicrous, overwhelmingly ludicrous, and absolutely ludicrous COPE on the part of omega males
i think you got a severe case of woosh
99% of sigmaposting is uberironic
like the post youre quoting
>I coom most of the time to fanfiction and other erotic stories
ok rotten boy
>Hey, don't lump me in with them. I read your story about my based Shota Reich.
and the rick and morty fanfic?
>Please, no more Denpabuse in this house.
get the FUCK out of my thread, nigger
i hate nothing more than newfags who think they own the place after posting twice in 3 days
>This is why AI is one of the most based things to have ever happened.
yea its p remarkable how that could easily pass for an actual video of his
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>>3616
>she has fucking massive tits
>how the fuck were you confused about the terminology?
I wasn't. There are traps that have fake tits, too.
>PGP IS RAPING MEEEEE
For what it's worth, I am sorry. Not really, though.
>they are like rats, always pissing diseased urine everywhere they go
Now, now. I was just letting him know something confidential. It's not likely to result in a long chain of PGPfaggotry.
>you better add 'PGP MESSAGE' to the 1-week ban blacklist 
How's he going to meaningfully ban users who use the onionsite?
>i think you got a severe case of woosh
I know the post itself was ironic (I mean, the picrel itself made fun of the concept), I just wanted to derail into a mini-textwall about my opinion on "sigma males".
>ok rotten boy
See? I really am the best fit for grooooming the fujoshits.
>and the rick and morty fanfic?
Not that one, but I did peruse all of your denpahell posts.
>get the FUCK out of my thread, nigger
It was only a request, sir.
>grooming the fujos into using IRC
damn you're still onto it 
i'll brush on what the fuck is happening there 
>It wouldn't make sense for a post graduate or a doctorate to open a pakoda shop
yeah those niggers are too incompetent to do anything on their own 
>All the resources that were invested in his education through loans, scholarships and so on are gone to waste
half of the resources that were supposed to be put into his education were put into some smoker fag's paycheck anyway 
>a country that rewards highly educated people with necessary jobs
countries don't own you anything 
it's strictly your responsibility to get a fucking job 
yk USSR had 1% joblessness rate and everyone who got into PTU started working in that lane 
know why? 
it's called fake statistics 
well and gulags helped out with manual labor a bunch 
<shinjifag committed suicide
>Bad
so what? 
>You're taking credit for this too?
yeah i am sure he's the main catalyst in that process 
>All you're getting in there at fujochan are post wall smelly landwhales probably
retard if there's one 35+ hoe it doesn't mean that the others are like her 
i bet my ass there are even underage bitches sitting there 
>One of those didn't even happen
which fucking one? 
>bread and circuses
it's bread and circuits now  
<FIFA porn
>Wait, what?
the russia made a furry mascot 
zabivaka 
also some others 
e6 was on fire the whole time 
>You straight people talk about penises more than I ever do
who told you that i was straight? 
mine's not as bend as denpa's but i had my fair share  
>omega males
a new meme?
>(use 4everproxy.com if that link blocks you)
no i won't 
fuck you 
>Braindead zoomers can't focus enough to coom to the pictures in their own head as they read
jokes on you i don't even need to use my eyes 
i listen to ASMR 
>I read your story about my based Shota Reich.
yeah me too 
so what 
idk why he always refers to some fucking shadows lurking in the corner of his eye when talking to a single person 
>This is why I don't go out
because you are a little bitch? 
just walk past them while swaying a middle finger
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>>3617
Nice job. 
Is there anything to see over there or is it just copy-pasted streets?
>At least 3 people asked me if I didn't go to work and if I had a holiday
Indians are weird.
>At least 3 people asked me if I didn't go to work and if I had a holiday today for some reason.
wtf who and why
do strangers just randomly ask each other about their daily schedule?
or was it someone yk that somehow doesnt know youre a neet?
btw how is india during the day then? just a ghost town bc everybody is at work?
i was never interrogated on my employment status while doing anything during the day
prolly bc ppl know some work at night
or maybe its just that they have a concept of personal boundaries

>There are traps that have fake tits, too.
tho are called post-transition trannies
>It's not likely to result in a long chain of PGPfaggotry.
one more of this shit and im formally requesting the deletion of this thread
>How's he going to meaningfully ban users who use the onionsite?
they go out of their way to identityfag, its not hard
but will need to be done manually
>Not that one
my point exactly
you only read the shota reich bc i wrote it for you
>i bet my ass there are even underage bitches sitting there 
yea there is a lot of degenerate there that cant not be zoomers
>the russia made a furry mascot 
based
>e6 was on fire the whole time 
and redpilled
>a new meme?
memeing male types has been done for years
fujos even incorporated it into their fanfics
ABO is one of the most popular AU
it's this time of the year again 
time to grind foil in a blender for 6 hours straight because fucking niggers are out of pure aluminum paint and are selling this shit with lead to scam you 
i hate jews 
>do strangers just randomly ask each other about their daily schedule?
he's on a watch list 
>they have a concept of personal boundaries
bugmen generally don't 
the smaller the distance between households the more ""socialized"" can those ppl become 
after a certain point they are basically insane and can't even comprehend concepts like privacy 
<the russia made a furry mascot 
>based
heard about australian OLIMPIC FUCKING GAMES 
they unironically commissioned a gay furry porn artist 
yeah sure 
on "accident" 
>one more of this shit and im formally requesting the deletion of this thread
so whiny 
a new nanotranny thread is going to pop up so why even bother with begging an admin of this hole 
>ABO is one of the most popular AU
who fucks who? 
i have no idea what those letters stand for 
not even the slightest one
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>>3623
Shame.
Gonna go again tomorrow?
>I wish
<and do nothing about it 

>Okay, this is something that I'm going to watch
the fuck is this? 
what are you talking about? 
give me some context 
>Is there any good stuff that you actually managed to achieve from a year of textwalling?
he got some electrolysis experience 
sniffed some burning plastic 
learned how to properly solder (still never actually properly soldered anything)  
even started sewing 
doubt he would do  that without the nanotrannies grooming him into 2hoe and explosives 
lots of stuff 
>You convinced an already depressed admin to pull the plug. Meh.
yeah if you KYS now it wouldn't be my doing 
>Soulless denpa doesn't want to deal with you because of all the abuse you throw at me
yet you still write 
sis just kill yourself already 
>I'll post PGP reply at lambda #2 because JB is being an ass about it
pussy dump it here 
go on stir up some shit 
>Copypasted commie ass shit
>India goes around calling itself a democracy
democracy isn't about pretty houses 
it's about money laundering and bribes

btw JB how's that colored printer tier hentai?
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>What do you need aluminum paint for?
try to take a guess  
aluminum? 
doing some LAH since i am out and it'll take quite a while for the package with it to arrive 
shit's fire 
straight gas 
way better than that stupid chrome 
you should try mixing it with ethyl ether 
best fireworks i've ever seen 
>unlubed dildo up his ass all the time
yeah and yours is laced with chili powder 
all you do is complain 
>1.5 m jog
that's like two steps
>Skipping uni again? 
that's for sure  
p fucking obvious 
hey how's xonotic? 
enjoying vehicle warfare? 
>I can't become a bimbo
you can become one of those ugly sissy sluts i seen on twitter 
it's not hard even total failures  can manage that  
>I have no idea what it is so going to watch it blind
haven't you just said that 
>I'm genuinely interested
why the fuck are you interested?
>I was asking about making changes in others 
who gives a fuck about others 
you should work on yourself 
<suicide 
>Not happening
that's disappointing 
>So what, should I just stop talking to him from now?
ughhhhh 
yeah? 
just fuck off from his thread if you don't like him and aren't interested in badmouthing each other 
>JB is unstable these days and he may end up deleting this thread
bitch you're even more unstable 
why the fuck are you deleting your own posts? 
and even he deletes this thread nothing of value will be lost
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>>3627
Nice.
>I'm planning to jog tomorrow.
You won't have people stopping you to make conversation when you're jogging, there's an advantage.
>How are you doing?
Alright. I realized it's my birthday because someone texted me about it.
>Skipping uni again?
Weekend.
>>3628
>how's xonotic
It's a good game, but what sucks is that I can't find anybody better than me and I haven't even played much. 
You'd expect there to be a couple or so autists that dedicate their life to it like other arena shooters, but it's mostly boomers that I just stomp.
>enjoying vehicle warfare?
I haven't seen any players on it so far. Think it might be dead.
Shame, it really did have better vehicle controls than most games.
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>>3630
Thanks.
>You're now an adult!
I have been. It's 19 now.
Hasn't meant much so far.
>I realized it's my birthday
good fucking luck 
>what sucks is that I can't find anybody better than me and I haven't even played much
tried clan wars? 
besides those there are also arranged matches at quakenet irc 
you can queue up at a friday evening 
those are usually p intense 
>I haven't seen any players on it so far. Think it might be dead
hard to believe it was one of the most active servers there 
weird
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>still jobless and miserable 
a job will make your life even more miserable
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>>3632
>good fucking luck 
No need. I live alone now so there's nobody to nag me about it.
>tried clan wars?
Yeah, it's most of what I've played. 
It's still a challenge when your team is bad and you basically have to solo it, so that's nice.
We should get on it when your stuff is fixed and camp in one spot together so that it's impossible to kill us.
>hard to believe
Might be a timezone thing, just didn't see any during the time I got on.
>>3633
I first got on Nano when I was 16, so it's close to 3.
>I'm still jobless and miserable.
It's just India. I think you would be doing relatively well if you were anywhere else.
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<good fucking luck 
>No need. I live alone now so there's nobody to nag me about it
nag about what? 
whatever 
you need some luck in your life 
>camp in one spot together so that it's impossible to kill us 
if two players are cooperating in vehicle warfare it's already over for the opposite team 
honestly the skill gap is insane 
one person steers the whole score count 
wish there were more players 
barely even 50 players at peak 
dunno why the game's rad 
basically no alternatives 
>Might be a timezone thing
dummy we are in the same timezone 
i am just a couple hundreds kilometers north 
and a bit to the left on the world map 
>It's just India
india isn't the sole reason of his suffering 
but yeah it sure sucks
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>>3636
>nag about what?
You know, birthday celebrations. But thanks then.
>one person steers the whole score count.
Pretty much. You can turn 9-0 games into wins by just joining.
That's a nice thing, though.
>wish there were more players
Yeah. The clan arena servers get 16 at most during prime time, which is good enough. At least it's consistent.
It's probably just that it's hard to come across. The only video I've seen recommending it has 20k views and that's it. I wouldn't have known about it either if you didn't tell me.
Go fix your stuff.
>dummy we are in the same timezone
Oh, right.
>india isn't the sole reason of his suffering
It probably is the biggest one.
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>>3601
>you do know that a mafioso is supposed to be just one dude right?
I suppose what I meant is a one man mafia.
>im already groping your thighs
uwu
>so your already tiny dick doesn't disappear instantly
>you will just end up with a pathetic micro penis for her to bully
I feel like you're starting to expose your own fetish here.  Something you'd like to share with the class?

>>3602
>Story of it's own
Playing Tarkov on lowest settings was either suffering, or actually made it easier, since I can imagine it made things like PMCs and Scavs stand out against low quality backgrounds.  Or maybe it made them invisible.
Either way, sorry.
>I like Factory for the quick deathmatch over getting killed out of nowhere by something you never even saw
That's the whole point of the game!  Kinda.  Seems like you'd be way, way more excited for Tarkov Aerna than what you let on, if all this is true.
>Bet yours could handle Lighthouse or Streets now
I might reinstall it next week and find out then.

Has your friend played it yet?
Happy birthday btw, is yours the 28th?  My birthday may or may not be the same day, or the day before yours, no cap, fr.

>>3604
>idk what mafioso even means 
Member of the mafia.  That's it.  It's like saying "gang member" but the gang is the mob/mafia.

>>3613
What's he supposed to do, hire them himself for the degree field they just graduated from?
Do you know how many engineers here in the U.S. graduate with Masters and PhDs, and then go to work at a gas station, or a shopping mall, or as fucking Santa Clause during Christmas for several years before they get hired on to some major company?
I have graduate friends that are STILL bitching about how they legit could be paid more working at QT as a gas station attendant than starting pay as an engineer is.  So idk Denpa, starting your own business selling pakoda or perogies or whatever doesn't sound all that different, or too bad.  At least to START, Denpa!  It's all about where you START your journey, not the destination!
>a significant percentage, like me, have simply stopped looking for it
On the other hand, maybe that's for the best.  Maybe the memes were true Denpa.  You really do die if you work.
At least my experience is reflecting that, it feels like.
Let's just check out, and watch it all burn.
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>I feel like you're starting to expose your own fetish here.  Something you'd like to share with the class?
JB is into femdom and feminization 
that's a well known fact 
>You really do die if you work
stop projecting 
i sniff all kinds of things on my job and i am doing p fine 
>That's a nice thing, though.
i wish more games were like that tbh 
either that or the multiplayer is insanely massive
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>>3639
>JB is into femdom and feminization 
This explains the fujo infiltration.
He's out there lookin' for one of them to peg him while he's dressed like Cirno or something.
nah pegging is kinda gay 
doubt he's into that
Also it's really weird I'm the only burger here.  Usually there's at least one more in my average ib shitpost community experience.
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>>3638
Hey. What's up.
>Playing Tarkov on lowest settings
I could play on normal settings, actually. It's just that I had to go to an internet cafe.
>That's the whole point of the game!
I suppose. I would be more inclined if it didn't mean waiting 20 minutes between every match because of the terrible loading optimization.
I'll do it if you get on to play.
>excited for Tarkov Arena
I probably will end up preferring it over the original.
>Has your friend played it yet?
Yeah, he actually likes it despite dying a lot. Only played Factory so far, that's probably why.
>Happy birthday btw
Thanks.
>is yours the 28th?
It is.
>>3639
>i wish more games were like that tbh
TF2 is if you're good enough, but that's all I can think of.
>the multiplayer is insanely massive
Have you tried out Battlebit? It's 127v127.
>Also it's really weird I'm the only burger here
america isn't half of the internet now 
here on nanosphere only total fuck ups clung together 
americans don't have any illegal reasons to use darknet besides cheese pizza and parasocial fuckups are mostly from 3rd world planets 
>TF2 is if you're good enough, but that's all I can think of
tribes 
tribes has a skill gap bigger than the black fucking sea 
it's honestly one of the best team based shooters out there 
tf2 isn't even close 
>Have you tried out Battlebit?
nah i only play the games that are either free or can be pirated 
looks funny 
is it just battlefield but maps are bigger and some walls fall from time to time? 
well it's about how well that concept is executed
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>>3643
Hi-hi.  I'm passing the time with some internet cruisin' while I wait to go out for a bit.
You?
>It's just that I had to go to an internet cafe
Ouch.  That still true, or you in a better situation?
>if it didn't mean waiting 20 minutes between every match
I love that the primary reason for that is actually OTHER players PC's not being able to load certain assets.  God that game has so many problems it's actually impressive.
And I'll tell ya when I download it.
>he likes it despite dying a lot
I think everyone likes the initial thrill, then later comes the realization setting in.

This artist reminds me of some of the images you post.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96139507
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>Hi-hi
haaaiiiiii ф3
>while I wait to go out for a bit
what are you waiting for?
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>>3646
>ф3
Cheeki breeki
>what are you waiting for?
Other people.

What are YOU waiting for?
>Cheeki breeki
щщщщщщ
>What are YOU waiting for?
i smoke enough *cathinone to kill four 140kg bodybuilders 
no way i am sleeping at 10pm 
well my body kinda adapted after that sober period 
now i can fall asleep without other drugs 
it's not really sleep though 
no dreams and i wake up even more tired than before 
well it keeps the hallucinations at bay that's what matters  
in any case i just watch shitty OVAs until i pass out 
currently busy with recrystallizing some stuff 
my fucking freezer broke p recently so i have to make up for that
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>>3644
>tribes
It's dead now, isn't it? Didn't get to play.
>tf2 isn't even close
Casually, nah, maybe before they ruined it. Used to be great competitively though.
>nah i only play the games that are either free or can be pirated
Can buy it for you if you aren't paranoid enough to use Steam.
>is it just battlefied but
It's Battlefield but with fun shooting and fluid movement. 
I don't know how to recommend it but I liked it enough to play for 200 hours.
>>3645
>I'm passing the time
Have fun doing so.
>Ouch
I had to put the game on an USB and extract it into one of the computers every time. Was a nightmare the first few times then it randomly started being smooth.
Worst part was having to pay constantly, whether I was sorting my inventory or waiting to be even able to open the game. Remember when they had a queue for the launcher during the last wipe?
Was okay once I actually got to play, though.
>I love that the primary reason for that is actually OTHER players PC's not being able to load certain assets.
Ha. I think they might've actually changed it now, I'm the one that loads in slow and it hasn't waited past a minute for me so far.
>i think everyone likes the initial thrill.
Yeah. Game gives huge adrenaline rushes when you're first playing.
>This artist
Nice. I was following them already. Pixiv sucks to get used to but it's worth it.
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>>3647 
btw the girl is super breedable 
<tribes 
>It's dead now, isn't it?
yeah got fucked after the ascend part 
was great while it lasted 
there's nothing quite like it atm 
some kickstarter fags wanted to make an another ski-shooter but they flopped 
>Can buy it for you if you aren't paranoid enough to use Steam
i can afford it 
i just have some principles 
yk i can't even playtest it 
that's a fucking bummer 
maybe i'll trip to the [REDACTED] and play it with you sometime
but not anytime soon 
yeah probably after the fireworks 
>Pixiv sucks 
no doubt
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>>3648
Jesus, you were really dedicated.  I think I'd have just given up if had to resort to something like that, especially during the queue.  Especially since there was also that fucking bug on some map launches where you got stuck in an infinite loading loop.
Lost a lot of good kits to that one...
>Pixiv sucks to get used to
I remember when the site wasn't even in English, that was a pain.
At at least now they have an option to "hide" all the shitty AI art.  Sort of.

>>3648
>Cathinone
First I've heard of this.
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>>3650
>yk i can't even playtest it 
You sort of can. Steam lets you refund nearly instantly if you haven't played for more than two hours. 
>>3651
I can take the CBT.
>especially during the queue
Loved it when the game constantly lagged out and forced you to quit, making you wait in the hour long queue again.
>I remember when the site wasn't even in English
Ha. Their tagging system is still the worst that I've seen anywhere. It doesn't even work properly on mobile.
I knew someone that tried it just once and the very first thing they saw was scat porn.
<>>3648
ur quoting the wrong guy 
<Cathinone
>First I've heard of this.
i already bitched about it in this thread 
it's basically the starting point of the whole drug class 
mephedrone methamphetamine amphetamine MDMA all this shit has cathinone in the formula 
well that's bullshit methamphetamine mephedrone and MDMA don't have cathinone 
they have methcathinone 
my favorite 
yk both of those thinones are p psychoactive on their own 
no need to fuck with them more to get high 
methcathinone is quite different from cathinone though 
instead of using a shitty amine it uses superior in all regard methylamine 
makes it bang your head harder and for longer periods of time 
unfortunately those thiones exhaust and fry your receptors 
some other phenylamines don't but whatever that's a story for an another time 
it's basically meth but a bit sharper 
i think withdrawals are also way less intense 
the main difference is the duration 
lasts like 8 hours and that's through liver
when smoking it's maximum three 
sounds bad but it's actually the main reason i take IT instead of meth 
allows you to actually sleep and stuff 
i'd also say that it has more of a nootropical effect but that's rather subjective  
>Steam lets you refund nearly instantly if you haven't played for more than two hours
ah yeah there's that  
cool
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i decided to take mahis advice and stop being a denpa and just draw pomni
i did it on paper tho
with a pen
bc pencil is for faggots
erasing is basically savescumming
i draw like a man
once i draw a line, i live with its consequences
anyway, it turned out ok
id be willing to say its downright decent
except for the hands
im gonna redraw it on gimp so i can show you faggots now
with a mouse
or maybe i should just crush my testicles with two rocks, sounds like a better time
oh shit i can use colors now
the possibilities are endless
i hate the mouse btw
im already bad enough, but it looks like shit compared to doing it by hand
no wonder drawfags invest on a drawing tablet
ow my wrist hurts
>>3656
RIP
i couldnt get it to look the same way my handdrawing does
somehow the original has a more uhhhhh subdued face
she just looks meek
but the one made with the mouse looks like she is on the verge of a panic attack
maybe thats a better expression anyway
damn i have been at it for 2 hours
well its basically done
i also wrote the text by hand
but ill have to rewrite it
im gonna rest my hand tho
drawing with a mouse is literal torture
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>>3659
>3 fucking years.
5 for you, if I'm right. That's pain.
Morning, I think?
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>They always start well initially, and then greed, shitty woke writers, budget problems, I don't know, something happens and everything gets messed up. It's very hard to find a complete product that stays consistent from the beginning till the end.
just like the denpa
the friendship started well initially, and then bpd, laziness, apathy, cringeness, idk, something happened and everything got messed up
its very hard to find a complete denpa that stays consistent from the beginning till the end
>Okay, this is something that I'm going to watch that has shit reviews, but I'm genuinely interested.
just regular denpa stupidity then
proceed
>I'm honestly curious. Is there any good stuff that you actually managed to achieve from a year of textwalling?
moving the goalpost already?
i already know that even if i list 100 good things and you will just say that all of them are invalid cuz dis n dat
so go fuck yourself with a cactus
>blah blah blah these dont count bc they just dont
denpaskip
>Soulless denpa doesn't want to deal with you because of all the abuse you throw at me.
than gtfo of my thread
why are you still here?
>Yeah, but I just feel bad for being an agent of destruction of internet havens.
this is your true nature
just embrace it
>I don't care about women, lmao.
you do tho
you have zero problems being an agent of destruction when its on my fucking thread
but when its cuntoids, you suddenly get a martyr mood 'nhooooo i must leave bc ill only destroy everything'
>Wait, what debacle?
<he doesnt know
>People know me because of my dad. I don't even know their names, but they do. It's a ghetto hood so everyone knows everyone.
they prolly think you work during the day bc they literally never see you
and they cant fathom someone locking himself in his room 24/7

>he got some electrolysis experience
>sniffed some burning plastic
>learned how to properly solder (still never actually properly soldered anything)
>even started sewing
>doubt he would do  that without the nanotrannies grooming him into 2hoe and explosives
>lots of stuff
thats it
mahiron has officially dethroned denpa as my bff forever
at least he actually pays attention to the stuff i do and offers real input to help me out instead of just saying cringe shit and complaining he doesnt understand anything and just generally being an unhelpful piece of shit
and now he got me into drawing too
which is more than d*npa can say
what has d*npanigger ever done to me?
waste my time on textwalls he was never gonna reply to
but what about a good thing?
>btw JB how's that colored printer tier hentai?
havent read it yet
nofapping again
idk if i should even call this nofap tbh
its just routine now
save it up for a whole week then milk my balls dry on a single massive jackoff sesh
but look through it looks super basic and boring
its like i said
shitty artist trying to make up for shitty porn by making it shiny
btw i just realized something
>Idk, maybe 20.
i was wondering how the fuck does denpa even jackoff to doujinshis if he doesnt even have the time to read a single dialogue bubble before cooming
but then i remembered
>I prefer color because it's simpler and not crowded and messy with the sounds like N and AAh and all the wacky captions I have to read that covers up like 30% of the page, sometimes 50%.
so THAT is why denpa can only jackoff to colored shit
he only has the time to look at each page for a singular second or he cant finish 'reading' before his premature ejaculation kicks in
might as well just jack off to pinups at this point tbh

>Yeah, he sounds like he has an unlubed dildo up his ass all the time. Such a pain to talk with him these days.
<t. faggot that doesnt do anything other than complain that the coomtent he consoomed wasnt as good as he thought itd be
>I'm planning to jog tomorrow, like 1.5 m jog
1.5 minutes?
90 seconds?
you?
fucking doubt it
i bet you cant even jog for as long as you can stroke your shrimpenis
less than 20 seconds
thats my prediction of how long youre gonna be able to pretend to exercise for
i bet youll feel like dying before the 10s mark
>1 min break
less break than exercise?
you?
dysgenic kneebones denpa?
youre delusional
>6 times
hahahahahahahahaha
youll die halfway through the first
>JB is unstable these days
very rich coming from the bpd queen
always flipflopping between what she loves and what she hates

>yeah and yours is laced with chili powder
>all you do is complain
my point exactly
>just fuck off from his thread if you don't like him and aren't interested in badmouthing each other
oh no
he cant do that
he doesnt have the backbone
denpa has another internet bf with a spiked dragon dildo up his ass who has treated him much worse for much longer than i have
and he STILL cant dump him
only idly complain
like with everything else
so yea, denpa isnt going anywhere unless i actually take some drastic measure to get away from him
like wiping the jeffthread and going to another ib
and even then, he will just keep gangstalking me across ibs and defiling my threads with his icky denpaposts
this is why you shouldnt get involved with bpd whores
they are fucking insane and will eat your soul
>why the fuck are you deleting your own posts?
yea idk why he takes my threat to delete the jeffthread seriously if he already deletes all his posts himself
ig he isnt okay when its other ppls posts that he cant read anymore

>19 now
too bad you lost the chance to show us your underage butthole like the new femboy when you still could
i bet its small and pink

>I feel like you're starting to expose your own fetish here.
...starting?
>Something you'd like to share with the class?
not really
denpa has stolen all my energy to repeat myself for the 1000th time
maybe i was the sloppy seconds all along
denpa ruins everybody that talks to him
i wasnt the first
sure as hell wont be the last
>You really do die if you work.
lmfao

>JB is into femdom and feminization
>that's a well known fact
yea newfags these days dont even bother to get up to date on the jefflore smh


ok now im the one having a hard time telling osfie and berylie apart
hey why tf is beryllium poisonous anyway?
other elements from group 2 are vital for us
calcium and magnesium
and from group 1 we need H,Na,K
but what about lithium?
is it lethal too?
sounds like something id find on battery acid tbh

>>3650
this picure makes my soul ache
>btw the girl is super breedable
yea look at those fucking hips holy shit
i bet she can birth 4 children at once no prob

>What's there to like about JB?
why are you still here, master splitter?
just to split?
>Conversations begin and end in a day, sometimes even sooner.
except those ones that last for 10 months bc someone cant be arsed to reply
>Use line smothering while drawing with a mouse
why do you still assume you can think a singular thought that hasnt already occurred to me a million times faster?
you are a fucking braindead retard, stop talking like you are a human
>also why would you want to draw with a fucking mouse?
so i can post it online
i dont have a drawing tablet

>Line smoothening!
fucking esl smh
>Man, drawing with a mouse sure does fucking suck.
it sure does
maybe i should just post as is or ill keep procrastinating
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>He's out there lookin' for one of them to peg him while he's dressed like Cirno or something.
ok first of all mf
pegging is gay af
like letting a woman wear a fake p*nis to penetrate you?
might as well just transition already
and second
obviously id be dressed up as patchouli
you really to retake your Jeff Studies class smh
>nah pegging is kinda gay
>doubt he's into that
yea
now, if she had a shecock on the other hand... OwO
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damn i need to take a quick nap bc im gonna have to leave later today
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>erasing is basically savescumming
fuck man been sitting in a chair for too long and got a hunched debuff again 
so annoying 
any recipes to cure this shit? 
>except for the hands
those are hard 
in the beginning 
i recommend you to practice drawing so much you can do it in your sleep 
just look at your own and copy them on a paper for hours 
>drawing with a mouse is literal torture
it's not that hard 
wrist issue 
>>3664 
wow you actually downloaded all those shitty fonts 
impressive 
>mahiron has officially dethroned denpa as my bff forever
that's so fucking gay UwU 
but ur used goods now 
>nofapping again
>its just routine now
i get it 
accumulating your cum banks? 
>denpa has another internet bf with a spiked dragon dildo up his ass who has treated him much worse for much longer than i have
nanodrama again 
is his bf that guy who's name we shouldn't pronounce? 
>i bet its small and pink 
something tells me that turks have a very hairy ass 
>ok now im the one having a hard time telling osfie and berylie apart
skill issue 
FC adds pictures with cute (not sexy) girls and lately been into more edgy stuff while beryllium-kun just dumps his pre-hentai folder 
plus beryllium-kun really likes to use slangy words and put ' to chop them 
plus they write about p different shit  
>hey why tf is beryllium poisonous anyway?
idk man all metals are poisonous 
even fucking hydrogen can kill you 
i suppose because it gets stuck in your organs and never comes out 
i heard it also presses on some thingies in your lungs or brain idk 
>other elements from group 2 are vital for us
i heard beryllium is also traced in our body and is required for some shit 
idk 
but in any case vital doesn't mean non-poisonous 
magnesium overdoses are horrendous 
in any case in the second column there's also radiy which is radioactive as fuck and turns you into an alpha beta gamma male in a matter of seconds 
and that fucking bariy which also has a p low LD50 
>and from group 1 we need H,Na,K
>but what about lithium?
>is it lethal too?
sodium is p fucking lethal 
when you eat it raw it literally explodes inside of you 
i heard there was a murder case where some insanerino snuck some elemental sodium into someone's pill capsule 
at least it was fast 
lithium isn't particularly toxic 
but it's like the most fucking reactive element you ever get to work with 
no way it won't go wrong 
the LD50 is p high it's like in grams 
it's used as a supplement 
but not for your body 
it affects your brain 
somehow 
don't ask me how i never took it 
there's a reason for that 
y see for reasons beyond my comprehension (i just never bothered to study it) combining lithium with phenylamines results in a horrible death 
well whatever it's not going to stop me from using LAH 
btw ppl that take those lithium supplements are usually schizos and bipolar fags 
maybe denpa lacks some lithium in his body 
>sounds like something id find on 
nah won't find it in an acid 
because it's super duper ultra mega double extra plus fucking BASED 
or basic whatever 
don't ask me how batteries work i rarely use them 
but i heard that you apply some sort of acid to lithium and it goes all fucky wucky with electrons 
yeah just like lead but even fuckier and wackier 
>yea look at those fucking hips holy shit
idk how he can just dump such a fucking masterpiece and be completely silent about it 
that's like some peek fucking art best shit i've seen in months 
<apparently denpa made a reply 
>but i can't read shit because he fucking deleted it 
>faggot 

>I come here only for old times sake and out of friendship.
those are just excuses to continue all this CBT 
>Good bye
aloha
>don't ask me how batteries work i rarely use them 
yeah just looked it up on wikipedia 
apparently rechargeable lithium batteries don't even use any acids 
they don't generate ions they only store them 
so yeah p based nothing acidic
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posting before i forget
im just about ready to start my deviant art page
i wish i could have come up with a better design for the uppercase characters tho
p decent for the first time 
the font's p fucky and unreadable though 
also wtf with the color pallet and that nametag 
this isn't your shitty fursona's character sheet
>Good bye.
<t-this time fr!!!
see you tomorrow

>wow you actually downloaded all those shitty fonts 
i almost did the colored text too, but i didnt want my shitposting to accidentally turn into an effortpost
>accumulating your cum banks? 
yea feels better after not doing it for a while
yk how dopamine receptors work
>is his bf that guy who's name we shouldn't pronounce?
denpa has had dozens of bfs
highest body count on nano
classic bpd slut
all of them turned out to be abusive too
thats p impressive
and denpa only left them after they took the initiative to cut him off
>something tells me that turks have a very hairy ass 
osfie waxes his, im sure of it
>sodium is p fucking lethal 
>when you eat it raw it literally explodes inside of you 
obvly i wasnt talking about those as pure elements are you insane
when was the last time you ate elemental carbon?
>i heard there was a murder case where some insanerino snuck some elemental sodium into someone's pill capsule
and the dude didnt realize his pill was actually a lump of metal?
>idk how he can just dump such a fucking masterpiece and be completely silent about it 
the most based ones are like that
just show up once every few month to grace us with porn that will last for a lifetime
i think pink pet bottle is the same
>>3671
>the font's p fucky and unreadable though 
skill issue
>also wtf with the color pallet and that nametag
can you even call yourself an artist if you dont do it?
idk i only ever see this sort of memetic low quality drawings by accident on e621, so its my only concept of what a drawfag drawing looks like
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>skill issue
yeah 
yours 
but i guess hand writing with a mouse is literal hell 
>can you even call yourself an artist if you dont do it?
p sure you can 
>i only ever see this sort of memetic low quality drawings by accident on e621
try order:score_asc
after a few pages of this shit your brain will start dulling your feelings to save your sanity 
eventually you'll turn into a soulless husk of a person 
MKU tier shit
>obvly i wasnt talking about those as pure elements are you insane
calcium and magnesium are generally eaten while raw 
lots of sodium and potassium salts are also p fucking bad your body 
>when was the last time you ate elemental carbon?
damn that was quite a long time ago
already told you 
i ate graphite from pencils to skip school 
shit temporary raises your temperature 
shouldn't abuse it though you'll die or something 
maybe 
probably not 
>and the dude didnt realize his pill was actually a lump of metal?
nah how could he 
sodium is a powder and it probably tastes just like other pharma stuff 
it was one of those gelatin capsules yk 
you don't even see the contents 
no one could predict THAT
>picture
i like how they reordered the tags so it gets worse as you read
>yours
nah, yours
its perfectly readable
>p sure you can 
maybe
but youre not a real one
>order:score_asc
only good for looking at a tag the first time
afterwards youre gonna wanna see the new stuff that pours in
>sodium is a powder and it probably tastes just like other pharma stuff 
>it was one of those gelatin capsules yk 
>you don't even see the contents 
fucking based
>no one could predict THAT
a true assassin
unpredictable
untraceable
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>>3675
>i ate graphite from pencils
Why not just place your forehead on something hot and make it look like you have a fever?
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>Why not just place your forehead on something hot and make it look like you have a fever?
generally there's nothing hot 
besides those ughhhh 
we call them batteries in russian but i am not sure that's correct in english 
yk those cast iron thingies that heat up houses 
there's hot water in them 
they turn them on in winter so you don't like 
fucking die from pneumonia and meningitis 
dunno if you even have those in turkey 
i heard the temperature very rarely drops to zero in places that are south of the black sea  
so it's redundant 
so yeah no hot things in school 
the fucking tea in the cafeteria is always cold 
usually it's not even tea 
they call it hot chocolate 
it's not hot 
and i don't want to know what they use instead of chocolate 
shit tastes great though i'll give it that 
just don't think about the weird color and how it was made 
the graphite is p abundant though 
and yeah it's apparently not even dangerous judging by what wikipedia says 
you just shit it out and get immediately better after that 
also i am p bad at pretending 
>its perfectly readable
yeah sure 
for victorian glags 
>unpredictable
>untraceable
damn can't remember if they actually caught him 
but they probably did 
he stole that sodium instead of making it on his own 
probably 
honestly can't recall shit
>he stole that sodium instead of making it on his own 
shit tier opsec smh
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>>3678
>yk those cast iron thingies that heat up houses
Radiators. We do have them. I thought everybody did.
>i heard the temperature very rarely drops to zero in places that are south of the black sea
Different for a lot of parts of the country. Where I am it does drop below zero.
>so yeah no hot things in school
Ah, you mean while in school. 
You actually needed to prove anything? Here we could just complain and be sent home.
just read that colored shit
didnt even get hard
so boring
i have seen hotter greentexts being posted on fujochan
monochrome supremacy
Zamn these extremely online little girls are catty
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>>3652
Oh, can you?  I'll keep that in mind.
>Their tagging system is the worst
>It doesn't even work properly on mobile
I've never used it on mobile, but I assume things like the auto translate don't work on mobile, because reasons.
Just learn Japanese and Chinese, lmao :^)
>first thing they saw was scat porn
LMAO
It's also getting annoying that practically everything is NTR now, too.

>>3653
You are one impressive street pharmacist.
Or maybe you're a real pharmacist.

>>3665
>obviously id be dressed up as patchouli
Okay nvm, Jeff based.
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>shit tier opsec smh
he probably gave zero fucks tbh 
if you are poisoning an actual target and not just praying on collateral damage you are basically giving up 
directly replacing his meds is around as conspicuous as breaking his face with a fucking rebar 
>We do have them. I thought everybody did
huh funny 
though it was way hotter down there 
>You actually needed to prove anything?
yeah 
nurse took your temperature and examined your throat 
then wrote down a recipe that allowed you to leave the school and freed you from PE class for a few weeks 
ppl skipped quite a lot 
both by pretending to be sick and by sneaking away past the guard 
although in most school i've been the guard can be easily bribed
unfortunately seducing the nurse was quite hard 
>i have seen hotter greentexts being posted on fujochan
i witnessed the fwb one live on /lgbt/ 
the people there are fucking delusional 
some posts are insanely funny 
i remember someone greentexting an entire chudXtranny fanfic live 
i even saved it to my notes 
it's like 15000 characters 
not hot but p funny
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>though
thought 
>annoying that practically everything is NTR now, too
yeah fucking western cucks have to ruin everything 
it's better if you are reading raws instead of translations 
for some reason translators prioritize NTR shit 
>You are one impressive street pharmacist
i am more of a chemical engineer yk 
i am not inventing new things like "real" chemists i am improving the already existing routes while they are seething  
absolutely not a pharmacist 
those try to like heal ppl (or break them into pharma dependent soy gulpers) 
and they have to pass a mandatory biology test or something 
tbh i have no fucking idea how human body works 
reuptake inhibitor? 
transporter? 
man no idea what those really mean but i can differentiate them by taste 
>Or maybe you're a real pharmacist
nah lack formal education 
i just fuck around and bitch on darknet forums
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>someone greentexting an entire chudXtranny fanfic live 
>i even saved it to my notes
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>>3683
Hey. How's it going.
>I assume things like the auto translate don't work
It does, actually. The problems are not being able to search for more than one tag at a time unless you spend some really stupid extra effort, and not being able to auto-complete a tag if it has a space in it anywhere.
>everything is NTR now, too.
At least you can blacklist two tags.
>>3684
>thought it was way hotter down there
It's both. Hit 45 degrees this summer.
>yeah
Huh. We never had a nurse.
>>3684
god i wish a tranny hated me as much as i hated her uwu
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>>3686 
quite funny 
>Hit 45 degrees this summer 
i'd fucking melt 
i am p sure that's lethal 
like if you'll stand naked outside you'll catch a heat stroke and burn your skin 
here it very rarely goes to 30C 
p often goes to -40 at winter 
when it hits minus thirty something degrees schools and some workplaces get closed  
because it's too cold inside or some bullshit like that 
generally kids were playing outside the whole time because holy shit so much snow no one would allow themselves to skip that 
-40 isn't even that cold 
it's more about the wind than the temperature after like -10  
>Huh. We never had a nurse
weird i though hellscapefags needed medical care more often 
yk infectious stuff spreads better at high temperatures 
guess that's why they allowed you to leave school without inspections 
here nurses are mandatory
>>3686 
this new css is quite bad
it was better before
btw it's full moon today 
and it's really close 
looks fucking amazing 
yeah btw i also threw away my gun 
the urge to kill myself is too strong 
well it actually just broke while i tried to mod it 
and i am too lazy to redo the whole thing
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>>3689
>i am p sure that's lethal
Nah. I went out during it with a hoodie and 2 layers of clothing.
Two pants, also.
>i thought hellscapefags needed medical care more often
It's probably that they don't wanna deal with anything. If you have any real issue you just get told to leave and go to a hospital.
>infectious stuff spreads better at high temperatures
They force kids here to go even when they know there's stuff spreading around. Even when the teachers themselves get sick as well.
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>>3689
Also,
>i am p bad at pretending
 I thought you pretended to be mute outside. That makes you kind of good.
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I'll keep Faget-chan warm inna winter.

>>3685
Oh so you're just Russian Walter White.

>>3687
Dying.  You?
>not being able to search more than one tag at a time
I thought they did away with that, you can search up to two tags now.  Or, is that something that's still a quirk on mobile you mean?
>has a space
What if you do underscores?
>at least you can blacklist two tags
Right, right.
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>Nah. I went out during it with a hoodie and 2 layers of clothing
humans sure are good at adapting 
like holy shit that's fucking insane 
i'd rather break one of my legs 
>Two pants
wait why? 
>I thought you pretended to be mute outside
well that's in a different lane and already after school 
i also quite often pretend to be sober 
>Oh so you're just Russian Walter White
niggers around me always talk about this fucking breaking bad 
that's it i am going to watch this shit
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>>3695
>that's it i am going to watch this shit
Supposedly it's very good.
Even I haven't seen it, though.
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>Supposedly it's very good
nah i've seen a few scenes in shadow the IRC
wasn't really all that good 
i am not really into cinema can't really compare it to anything 
the heisenberg song was cool though
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>>3694
No need. I like freezing.
>Dying. You?
Sucks. Same, just way more slowly.
Need to get back to classes tomorrow so I'm lamenting that.
>a quirk on mobile
Yeah. 
You have to search the first tag you want, then open another tab with the second tag, copy the text from over there, then go back to the first tab and paste it into the search bar where the first tag still is. It's retarded.
>underscores
Nope.
>>3695
>humans sure are good at adapting
Right. Just a matter of being born here so that you're used to it.
>wait why?
I started doing it one day because I needed to keep my legs warmer to sleep through classes easier, and then I never stopped. I still do it.
>i also quite often pretend to be sober
Good at that too. I can't ever tell if you're high or not.
>that's it i am going to watch this shit
Don't expect much intricate dabbling with chemistry in it. It's just there as a tool to move stuff forward more than to be detailed.
It's still a pretty fun watch though.
the picture's p decent 
main actor's facial expressions are really funny 
also that fucking casio calculator lmao 
i have this shit too
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>>3702
But now you're gonna watch it anyway?
Maybe it was just the plot people liked, but then again when I think back to the plots that the average Western Normie consumes, that's an incredibly low bar.

>>3703
>No need. I like freezing.
Ofc, same.
>need to get back to classes
Yeah, you fuckin' better.  Half the semester is going to be over before you know it.
>copy the text from over there, then go back
OH!  Yeah, I see what you mean now.  Surprisingly, despite the vast majority of users in Asia being on phones, it does seem like their websites aren't designed for phones somehow..
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>Right. Just a matter of being born here so that you're used to it
yeah ig you'd die at -50 while some ppl can comfortably swim at this temperature 
>I needed to keep my legs warmer to sleep through classes easier, and then I never stopped
we have those things here 
they are called underpants 
they are made specifically for that 
super fucking comfy 
made from an amazing wooly fabric
kinda like a sponge but softer and warmer   
they also have a dick hole so you can comfortably pee 
>I can't ever tell if you're high or not
i thought it's quite easy 
i am not masking it here 
generally when i ramble a lot i am high 
currently semi-sober  
took some right after waking up to  do some productive stuff 
IRL i actually look and sound more sober while i am high 
when i am not i twitch a bit and walk with a funny posture 
in both cases my eyes look insane and i play with my jaw a lot 
i need to put tremendous effort into pretending to be a functional human being
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>>3705
>that's an incredibly low bar.
I can vouch for it.
>Ofc, same.
How much do you like it?
I like it up to the point where it makes my hands numb and barely able to move. But that's also the farthest I've gotten, I'd probably like more.
>you fuckin' better
I will.
>>3702
>i am not really into cinema
Watched the movie that picrel on >>3695 is referencing? It's your type.
>we have those things here 
>they are called underpants
Sounds cool. I just got comfortable with two jeans.
>i thought it's quite easy
Not really. Others here ramble a lot and they sure aren't high. The way you type and stay on topic comes off pretty sober to me.
>i need to put tremendous effort into pretending to be a functional human being
Same.
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>>3707
>I can couch for it
Well there you have it, however, you also liked other Western nromie trash, like Gen. Kill :^)
Speaking of, reading anything interesting now?
>How much do you like it?
Well honestly, the coldest I've experienced is only -23c, and I was literally sleeping in a snowpack with a bivy bag, but those winter excursions were still really fun.
Honestly want to go up to Alaska, or actually into Siberia, y'know those places where you can throw boiling water into the air, and it turns to snow before it hits the ground.
>I will
Good boy.
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wtf's with the blackboard at the school where he works 
i thought americans separated cabinets for each subject 
also lmao literal chad 
btw he works at two jobs? 
i thought americans were rich 
like his fucking house is p impressive 
he also has a fucking car 
i also know a bitch that's just like skyler 
holy shit was she fucking obnoxious 
we were renting the same flat 
>cop showing off his gun 
classic 
wait this fuck just said "na zdorovye" or am i hearing things? 

how much is seven hundred grand? 
>Watched the movie that picrel on >>3695 is referencing?
yeah it was p funny 
>I like it up to the point where it makes my hands numb and barely able to move
man i hate when my hands are numb 
how can you enjoy this shit 
it's kinda nice when your feet go numb but not hands 
>The way you type and stay on topic comes off pretty sober to me
well i am not psychotically deranged while high 
in fact my ""cognitive"" abilities become even better 
wait wait wait 
he got assigned to chemo and gone through it in ONE day? 
holy fuck this shit can't be real 
lol bogdan 
it's actually slavic idk why a turk is called like that 
wait he has a FUCKING POOL? at his house 
>a swat team is getting called for a meth lab? 
smh americans 
when i was a kid a fucking SWAT team got called because one of my friends shoplifted toy cars in a mall 
a meth lab deserves a whole platoon or milfags commanded by KGB
also wtf are they wearing gas mask? 
how are you supposed to shoot like that 
it's barely even possible to cook with them 
they are also one-piece 
those suck ass 
always buy gas masks and protective googles separately 
>phosgene 
wtf how? 
there may be hydrogen cyanide but it's going to be under vacuum so why bother 
>the lab setup 
looks authentic 
although no idea why are there tubes 
>fucking red phosphorous 
wait wtf 
semi-organic method can't be profitable 
here ppl did it only for personal usage 
but idk maybe in ancient america it was easy to get lots of ephedrine 
btw there's can't be phosgene in that case 
worst thing that can happen is iodine making you reek of rotten fish
never actually smelled rotten fish but i subconsciously know about it 
yo the mexican music is boping hard 
>Honestly want to go up to Alaska
alaska's p nice 
>or actually into Siberia
DO NOT
>y'know those places where you can throw boiling water into the air, and it turns to snow before it hits the ground
don't do that with boiling water pls  
in any case the place you are looking for is WORKUTA 
it's below -23c IN SUMMER 
literal hell on earth 
there's liking cold temperature 
and then there's masochism 
btw the housing there is completely free 
no it's not like that 
THEY ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO LIVE THERE 
>jeans
man those are fucking uncomfortable 
i always wear sport pants in case i'll need to run 
>asian meth cook 
those fucking chinks i swear 
i actually grew up next to [REDACTED] have quite lots of experience with them 
they were all on amphetamine 
and ofc the country with the most precursors and the "best education" has some really cool cooks 
lots of fentanyl routes were made up by them (although the OG fentanyl dealer was russian) 
i heard they are still a significant chunk of the export  
but i am not into intercontinential stuff can't say much about that
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>>3709
>i thought americans were rich
So rich bro, half the nation lives paycheck to paycheck.
>this fuck just said "na zdorovye" or am i hearing things?
Prolly hearing things.  Stop doing drugs.  :^)
>how much is seven hundred grand?
Approximately 65.940.007,79 Rubles.
>SWAT team got called because one of my friends shoplifted toy cars in a mall
This sounds Russian as fuck, I love it.
Shoplifting is a slap on the wrist here.  Or, you get shot and killed by the store owner.  Your experience may vary.
>also wtf are they wearing gas mask? 
>how are you supposed to shoot like that
It's difficult, but with training it gets easier.  You don't get to have a nice cheek weld anymore on the stock, and it's really, really hard with irons.  Nice if you have some kind of dot/holo optic or LAZORS LMAO.  Otherwise, you point shoot that shit nibba.
>Alaska is nice
>but Siberia is "DO NOT"
What the fuck is the difference?
>don't do that with boiling water pls
y tho?
>Vorkuta
I've actually heard of this place before-
>it's below -23cc IN SUMMER
>THEY ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO LIVE THERE
BRB, MOVING TO VORKUTA WITH MY BRONYA WIFE.
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>stealing equipment from school 
so fucking relatable 
that's where i got my first batch of bromine 
although no gas masks in russian schools 
>recovery flask 
>very rare 
can confirm 
although it's not looking like it's 800ml 
>we will perform a pure and stable product 
>no adulterants 
the beginners are always so optimistic 
btw fucking chili powder 
how are you supposed to snort or smoke this shit 
>you can dress up like a faggot not me 
fucking based
fuck personal safety equipment 
this shit is for pussies  
>cooking in an RV 
literal hell can't imagine doing this shit 
just get a normal fucking ventilation and vacuum and cook at home 
there's nothing fucking "toxic" about semi-organic route anyway 
iodine fumes are negligible 
>i am awake 
the most schizo thing you can say 
>his son 
he got a cerebral paralysis or something? 
weird those usually don't live that long 
>big boy pants 
those bullies are fucking pussies 
our gopniks would have beaten him to death on spot 
>canyony hills
damn i wish we got those 
they look fucking rad 
>Prolly hearing things.  Stop doing drugs.  :^)
i am off pyrovalerones i am no longer hearing things 
>65.940.007,79
is that a typo?
man that's like the entire budget of russian federation 
okay i can get 5 millions 
but fucking billions? 
only the biggest fucking syndicates can achieve those numbers and they aren't a "single lab" they are a whole fucking hive 
>This sounds Russian as fuck, I love it
nah that's not the end 
they rode on TWO fucking trucks with fully tanned windows  
they were dressed up in full fucking gear 
i mean those 40kg vests and helmets that reflect ballistic rockets 
they all were stacked with 74 kalashnikovs and actually pointed them at us 
the entire scene was funny as fuck too 
there were two sobbing guys 
the robbers, they haven't told us ANYTHING about their retarded plants, apparently it wasn't their first time and guardian was watching them by cameras for quite a while
he could slip the first time but they were too fucking greedy and stupid 
the second guy was pretending to not give a fuck 
he covered his face with a hand like in those tarantion movies and shook his head from time to time 
me 
zero fucks given already been in pre-trail detention center
and a really nervous friend of mine (he was high) 
pure fucking comedy dude 
>Shoplifting is a slap on the wrist here
here they just confiscate your goods and let you go 
if it's below 5000 rubles 
my friends somehow stole more than that and got fined 
grown ass faggots stealing fucking toy cars 
it was a birthday too 
had to fucking ruin it 
>What the fuck is the difference?
climate is p different 
i mean the storms 
plus wildlife 
and forests 
plus there are some things going on in siberia that i don't want to talk about 
>BRB, MOVING TO VORKUTA WITH MY BRONYA WIFE
well good fucking luck buying groceries 
you also won't see the sun for quite a while 
>half the nation lives paycheck to paycheck
FUCKING HALF?! 
dam those bourseousies
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>>3708
>however, you also liked other Western normie trash
Oh well.
>Speaking of, reading anything interesting now?
Just started reading Dispatches from Chechnya. I know next to nothing about that war so the novelty is nice.
You haven't found the time to read, I'm assuming?
Anyhow, have to go for the night, take care.
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>>3711
>is that a typo?
No, $1 usd is almost 100 Rubles.  Your money is literally pennies my dude.  This makes me feel like I could probably pack up my entire life right now, with all my savings, move to Russia, and live like some rich oligarch with a mansion full of Slav hoes.

>>3712
It's fine, you're still cool.
>Dispatches from Chechnya
WEW-
I haven't, though I haven't really wanted to either.
Goodnight.
>we're cooking pure shit dude! 
<uses a fucking undistilled denaturated alcohol straight from the can  
>coffee filters
amateur 
all pros use toilet paper and napkins  
yo btw sick scales
looks "spilling friendly"
>dumping red phosphorous in a 5 fucking liter flask 
ysee that's the main problem with the bio-route 
fucking impossible to scale it 
the amount of shit you'll need to filter is insane and the yields fuck up exponentially the more you do in one batch 
>gasses 
yeah that's fucking annoying 
no shit like that with desomorphine 
although they aren't as vigorous as shown 
but that's just picking at hairs 
>wow they showed the A/B extraction 
>lmaeo even proper crystallization with HCl 
although nothing about the solvent and HCl being dry 
well whatever this isn't a guide 
yeah there's even bleach 
shit's p realistic 
a bit too many fumes but that's for show 
>completely clean meth 
literally impossible with his route 
and when it's fully transparent it means that it was crystallized and washed in acetone 
don't do this shit  
i also have no idea why they use acetone this shit doesn't like cathinones 
the yields get all fucky 
>Your money is literally pennies my dude
ma men i am uranian 
well yeah UAH stocks also look like an equalizer 
yeah ruble was in a way better state before 
you should have also counted the inflation for both currencies since 80s or whenever this shit happens
>move to Russia, and live like some rich oligarch with a mansion full of Slav hoes
you won't live in a mansion considering that you can barely afford ammo 
but russian hoes sure are cheap
just don't expect much
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>ma men i am uranian
Oh, in that case it's only 25,5 billion UAH.  Nice.
>counted the inflation
Okay, then in 2008 it would have been ~3.182.000-UAH
>you won't live in a mansion
>russian hoes sure are cheap
>just don't expect much
Stop crushing my dreams.
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the RV insides are HUGE
>chinks die from fried phosphorous 
hurr durr unrealistic
could have gassed them with chlorine 
that would be 300% immersion 
happens to me all the time 
>phospine 
literally impossible wtf 
he used red phosphorous 
>3.182.000-UAH
now those are p realistic  
i'd make that in like four months if i was supplying 10 kg's of cheap shit every month 
including the cost of reagents 
but idk 3 millions feels weird 
you sure you counted it right?
 
vidrel that's my friends
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>two reads struggling with arithmetic 
the first episode's over 
idk not that funny tbh
>two reads 
i am not particularly tired but i am getting more and more numb 
i meant retards
>>3690
>this new css is quite bad
whats so bad about it?
>it was better before
which of the 4?
>btw it's full moon today 
>and it's really close 
yea i already saw it
i live in the future
>2 pants
yea thats also a strat i use on cdda
winter has been getting p hellish around here
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thought of u ♥️
>>3724
im the one who posted that, retard
>>3725
that's why I thought of u ♥️
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Gay.
Straightest board on the webring

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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gutten morgen 
had an absolute shit tier "sleep" tonight 
>whats so bad about it?
i don't like it 
>which of the 4?
cironon and patchgcouli one 
the yellowish one wasn't bad either 
>yea i already saw it
>i live in the future
the fuck you mean "already" 
when i posted the moon was already glowing outside of my window 
here are north pole sun sets at like 4pm in winter 
>Straightest board on the webring
no comments
episode 2 
why the fuck are they not in gas masks now? 
have they seen OSHA regulations? 
no wonder this fuck is dying from lung cancer
>phosgene gulping chink is still alive 
smh those fucking bugmen 
they probably have it in beijing's atmosphere 
yeah btw funny now he goes over enantiomers  
>hydrofluoric acid 
fucking why 
he isn't halogenating anything 
and if he does he has chlorine 
>chink 
so he's not only fucking alive 
he also walks 
won't he like 
vomit blood and stuff 
because his lungs are permanently burned 
holy shit he actually walks 
my fucking god he even RUNS 
lungs of teflon 
>jessie has a website 
h shit it's BASED 
>basement 
niggers use flashlights 
ideally those 69w ones that blind ppl permanently 
>automatic garage doors 
now that's fancy 
>bike lock 
he's a chink 
he can breathe in phosphine like glycol myst 
i am sure he can pick locks with his fucking hair 
>her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV 
shit's the size of a fucking train wagon 
although yeah the door is scrawny 
>chemical disincorporation 
fucking nerd 
i don't even know what the last word means 
is he talking so fucking obnoxiously on purpose smh 
>dissolving corpses in acid 
that's fucking dumb AND stupid 
everyone knows that you should dissolve corpses in hydroxides 
>tossing a coin  
>best two out of three 
lmao i chuckled 
well i am not 
but i'd did if i was high 
>chink still has vision 
shit bucket scene is amazing 
>smoking weed 
>can't roll a fucking joint 
damn those 'merican actually roll joints? 
here weed costs too much to afford that 
we all use methpipes/pipettes and bongs 
besides the growers 
those bathe in weed 
why the fuck is this retard smoking btw 
isn't he like 
fucking dying from cancer 
>cutting a body in half 
only st.peter fags can do something like that 
really never ever bother with this shit 
human bones are fucking thick 
plus if you'll accidentally cut the guts it will smell like literal shit in a literal sense but ten times worse  
>ultrasound inspection 
we call those things UZIs 
also i stole hydrogen peroxide from one of those 
damn they actually have a decent female nurse  
all the offices i've seen are run by 50+ balding fat fucks that grope teen girls everyday 
>fuck you beyotch lmfao 420 guanabana 
that's a good fucking excuse 
>jessie smoking crystal 
he behaves more like an alcoholic smh 
but that's a classic 
showing a butirate psychosis and then telling that it's mephedrone or a-pvp 
>skyler 
she's such a fucking bitch really 
i fucking hate her archetype 
she's not that bad now but i bet my ass she's going to get worse later 
they always do 
wait was he even smoking meth or was he just smoking weed through a pipe 
tf's with the fumes and his behavior
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not doing anything productive today in my current state 
so i'll watch the rest of the show instead 
>flushing meat down the toilet 
after doing something like that your local brazzers actor we'll give your backpipe a good wooshing 
>shoplifting shoes 
based 
btw do fuckers really randomly pass out from cancer?
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yo jeff check out this shit 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patchoulol
wanna try some patchouli alcohol?
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>jessie catches a psychosis 
super duper fucking realistic 
although not for meth 
for a-pvp 
>jessie is from a religious family 
happens to the best of us 
>druggie older brother and a smart little faggot 
holy macaronni i've seen same fucking BDSM power dynamics IRL 1
like one in one 
>name the following compounds 
honestly i struggled with this shit 
>best oncologist they could find 
<a fucking nigger in a lab coat

>fucking die already 
based autist
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>>3724
>>3746
wow he's just like me fr
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>>3745
Gonna watch the whole thing?
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>>3748 
currently at the fourth episode 
well that's quite obvious 
prolly the first season 
idk about later 
it's not explicitly bad but i had to force myself to watch this shit 
if i wasn't making notes i'd prolly just bail out 
out of uni early or are you phoneposting?
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ah yeah forgot to mention picrel 
fucking 403 error 
good fucking luck i am behind 7 proxies 
game's cruelty squad 
way better than i expected 
gets good after you beat it completely for 17 times on hope eradicated with punishment mode 
optimization is shit though 
i suppose that's on purpose 
linux native btw
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>wow he's just like me fr
always knew that FC was into fat ugly bastards grooming him into becoming a puppy
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>>3749
Nice. It's a good read.
>cruelty squad
Didn't play because it got too much retard hype and seemed like it was trying too hard. Actually good?
>out of uni early or
I skipped. Fuck.
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>>3741
i always found it weird how the medic is objectively the sexiest character on the game
by all laws of logic it should be the soldier
and its not like valve doesnt know it
the cosmetics with the most sex appeal all belong to him
no homo tho
>breaking bad review
i watched it before
i think i watched 2 seasons and a half before i got bored
its ok ig
>wanna try some patchouli alcohol?
speaking of that im p sure patchouli grows where i live
at least ik a flower that looks similar and also smells nice
i found one with seeds and tried to plant it but didnt grow
well, not that im great at identifying flowers
most flowers here look like caterpillars too
but yea, would be cool to extract my own essential oil
how tf do i do that?
wikipedia fucking sucks as a guide
yea like ok i can read what steam distillation is and all the other shit like scalding, fermentation and drying
but what about an actual diy guide?
btw
>Patchouli oil is an important material in perfumery.
i already knew it to be true, but now its officially canon
patchy smells nice
>belong to him
'him' here means the medic
just realized it seemed ambiguous
also
>patchoulol
ebigg name m8 xDDDDDD
>molecular structure
holy fucking shit is that really an alcohol
look at the size of that thing
fucking hell
also how spiky it is
i bet itd kill you if ingested
>Melting point 	56 °C
what the fuck?
is it solid at room temperature?
>Boiling point 	287–288 °C
isnt this shit supposed to be volatile?
>skipped
GO TO CLASS

>patchy smells nice
Stinky neets can't smell nice, it's just her name.
If my name was Biggus Dickus that don't make it true.
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>Nice. It's a good read.
dunno whatcha talking 'bout i wasn't reading anything besides the subtitles 
>got too much retard hype
yeah it certainly did 
that's why i settled down for it after two years 
>seemed like it was trying too hard
it really really tried to look like an awful game 
but it seems like it was marketing 
fucking weird considering the game's general narrative and setting 
>Actually good?
not in the beginning 
it actively tries to make you quit tbh 
exploring levels is fun 
planning routes to get perfect scores and executing them too 
the levels are a bit too small though 
if you are planning to play just know that the market is fucking broken and prices are insane 
play through all the beginning levels on punishment mode (enemies deal 2x damage but you get 2x the money, idk why even add this as an option considering that you have basically two health points) up until the mall madness 
right before it invest all your shit in CIV fish or GAGA stocks (or both) 
on mall madness mission you kill a some guy and cause the virtual version of a game stop squeeze 
the prices will skyrocket until you complete the next level 
leave your computer idle for a few hours 
return and buy the eye of corporate insight 
wait a few more hours 
then sell all your stocks and buy everything including the fucking house  
then buy all the cruelty squad shares for the leftovers (you'll need em later) 
while idling you can actually play all the previous levels 
i recommend you to properly explore them while waiting coz there are lots of secret items and secret levels too 
then complete the apartment atrocity after getting filthy rich 
completing other levels also results in other fucky wuckies like that but that's the most profitable one and you get in right in the beginning 
unfortunately after you complete the game stocks get stable and grinding money becomes super fucking annoying

the game's fucking amazing and beats modern soy shit like ultrakill by the sheer modding capabilities and custom maps  
>I skipped. Fuck
i get your compulsive urges to be in a safe quiet space 
>i always found it weird how the medic is objectively the sexiest character on the game
valve guys exaggerate medic to turn him into the most based charismatic alpha gigachad in the entire game 
so that players would pick him 
in most games support classes are fucking pussy bottoms so figures 
p high iq move from them 
>by all laws of logic it should be the soldier
engineer looks the sexiest imo (no homo) 
>most flowers here look like caterpillars too
ughhhh 
aren't caterpillars like 
insects and stuff 
>but yea, would be cool to extract my own essential oil
sure go on for it 
heard it helps with lungs and generally smells nice 
but it's not really growing around here 
>how tf do i do that?
there quite a nice book about extracting alkaloids i have 
but you aren't getting 99% pure morphine 
generally just dump leafs or wherever you are getting the oil from in isopropyl and it'll be fine 
generally sold as rubbing alcohol 
works for heroin 
works for oils 
if you want just oil without alcohol you can stuck up lots and lots of leafs and fucking smash the shit out of them 
i mean squeeze 
not rocket science just fuck around i am sure you'll figure it out 
you also should admire beautiful nature and repay the flowers 
>wikipedia 
>but what about an actual diy guide?
not the purpose of the site 
it should only mention routes and hint on historical paths 
generally you should consult other places before doing shit 
>look at the size of that thing
the formula? 
idk it's p compact for an alkaloid 
look at like scopolamine 
nah even better 
look at fucking amatoxin 
this shit will give you nightmares 
it just screams DEATH 
like there's fucking toxin in the name 
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amatoxin
look at this shit 
spoopy
>is it solid at room temperature?
generally alcohols are liquid and have quite impressive freezing points 
like methanol 
but there are exceptions 
>isnt this shit supposed to be volatile?
idk much about it 
found it while searching up the enantiomer formula in breaking bad 
i was curious maybe it was something fun 
it wasn't but i found this instead 
>Stinky neets can't smell nice, it's just her name
SHE'S NOT A NEET 
she's a librarian and she puts lots of care in her appearance 
i bet she bathes regularly and smells like flowers
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I know you like to think
That your Shit don't stink
But lean a lil' closer, yeah
'Cause roses really smell like POO POO!
>idk it's p compact for an alkaloid 
sry i am a bit retarded
patchoulol isn't an alkaloid there's no nitrogen  
but i am too used to calling everything produced by flowers an "alkaloid"
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>roses really smell like POO POO!
you got some serious braindamage if your olfactory bulb does fucky wuckies like that
>sheer modding
yeah apparently ultrakill can be modded too since a year ago
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>>3755
stop projecting
patchi always grooms herself properly
>>3756
>p high iq move from them
yea ngl its a good way to offset how shitty playing with him is
although he is actually okay in combat
i used to play battle medic as a joke whenever i was stomping a server too much
i say 'as a joke' but i would use the buttsauce and quickfix and the squaresaw with the AoE healing so i could heal myself whenever
its actually p fun to have a whole team of casual struggling to kill the medic bc they dont understand that chasing you around walls is suicide
i particularly liked doing that on 2fort bc its usually full of retards
>in most games support classes are fucking pussy bottoms so figures
yea thats gay
who tf would wanna play as that other than certified cock-addicted masochists
i only ever play 'support' characters to troll my own team into thinking ill heal them
i used to play paladins and my favorite character to play was seris
she is supposed to be a heal
but honestly, with her skillset, she is obviously meant to ambush
listen to this shit
her regular shot marks ppl, up to 3 times
you can explode the mark to deal damage
but
there is a card that gives you a speed boost if you have at least 1 active mark
you can put 5 lvls on that card for a +50% speed bonus just for hitting ONE DUDE ONCE
you just zoom through the map, nobody can catch you
another card gives a heal when you explode the marks, the more marks the more you heal
oh and that only heal yourself
fuck healing others, im not a cumslut
you can put 15 point on the cards
its kinda like tf2 loadout, you distribute these on a menu outside the match
ofc id put 10 points on those 2
there was another i put 5 pts on, but i forget, prolly not important
i think it increased the mark damage
anyway
every character has 2 skills plus the ult
she gets -1 bc one is healing and i dont use that
her other skill is turning invisible
just like that
now you try to tell me this whore wasnt built to anally rape others
one thing id do is pretend im a poor defenseless wittle uwu healer and let the enemy flank try to ambush me
then id pretend to panic and fight a bit and turn invisible and run away
but here is the thing
with my speed boost i can easily circle behind him while he tries to chase me and be the one doing the stalking while he shoots the air like an idiot
then when the invisi is almost over, i explode the marks, get back to full health and wreck his ass
i have given many such heart attacks like that
just the way their character erratically turns around tells me that they actually flinched irl
and ofc when i move at the speed of sound right in front of their face i can just strafe left and right to easily avoid his shots
a single step to the side is a huge angular distance at close range
good thing i mained scout on tf2 so i had already perfected this technique
fuckers just cant keep up
i remember one time i absolutely destroyed the enemy team by myself
ended up like 23/0
even the enemy tank would cower in fear when he saw me
oh yea
my ult
i throw an orb that sucks ppl in
oh and i forgot to mention
my shots pierce
so if i can get the whole enemy team i can kill them by myself
each shot will damage all 5 of them
after 3 shots i explode the marks and by then at least 2 are dead
then its just a matter of terrorizing the survivors
i really like turning invisible to chase ppl who are dying
fuckers will run backwards shooting anything behind them in pure terror
not realizing im already right at their side
hilarious
feels like those multiplayer horror games where you play as the monster
>aren't caterpillars like
>insects and stuff
yea
and the flowers look like that
like a corn in a cob but with stuff growing out of it
wait
it might be the other way around
the caterpillars look like flowers
yea thatd make more sense
>generally just dump leafs or wherever you are getting the oil from in isopropyl and it'll be fine
like i was supposed to do with datura?
>if you want just oil without alcohol you can stuck up lots and lots of leafs and fucking smash the shit out of them
on mortar and pestle or by hand?
is that to turn the leaves into pulp or to extract what little water they have?
i should prolly just look it up on yt
>not the purpose of the site
yea the purpose is to write jewish perspectives on the historical and political articles and brainwash ppl
>amatoxin
looks like an advanced summoning circle to bring terror into out dimension
>she's a librarian and she puts lots of care in her appearance
yea just look at the cute pajamas she wears all day
>i bet she bathes regularly and smells like flowers
and i bet her hair is silky smooth and her skin to super soft to the touch
and cold
i bet she is the type to have low body heat
except her neck, its prolly p warm
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UOOOHH SOFTEST FEET
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>not that im great at identifying flowers
can't get much worse than me 
it took me like what 
three attempts 
to find datura  
i should never ever harvest mushrooms in my life 
>i particularly liked doing that on 2fort bc its usually full of retards
love me some dustbowl demoman gameplay 
those are "traps" okay? 
>yea thats gay
medic gives off those 
no you are stuck here with me 
feels
<paladins  
>there is a card
fucking card bullshit i swear 
was the game decent?
>feels like those multiplayer horror games where you play as the monster
evolve was p nice 
it's unfortunate how gaems die 
>like a corn in a cob but with stuff growing out of it
kinda fucking weird 
are those even flowers? 
idk i am not from the south 
>like i was supposed to do with datura?
you're not supposed to fuck with it 
with datura you can just use hot water 
isopropyl is only good for making extracts specifically to poison ppl 
>on mortar and pestle or by hand?
just squeeze them by stacking furniture on top 
they don't have a lot of oil 
but well 
that's fucking obvious 
some ppl manage to cook jams from roses
yk how fucking many roses are getting killed for a liter? 
from an entire square meter of cocoa leafs there's also just a small little pile of cocaine that some ppl can consume in one day (some even in one hour) 
>yea the purpose is to write jewish perspectives on the historical and political articles and brainwash ppl
honestly wikipedia fucking sucks in all lanes 
that's unfortunate 
>looks like an advanced summoning circle to bring terror into out dimension
yeah you can calculate isomers and shit on computers nowadays 
look at this shit 
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympiadane
the whole list is super funny 
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
there are also memes like tryptophan
skeletal formula isn't that hard but look at this shit  
>C1289H2051N343O375S8
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>>3756
>dunno whatcha talking 'bout
Your annotations on it.
>actively tries to make you quit
>a stock market
>leaving your computer idle for a few hours
Sounds absolutely retarded. I'll give it a try after I eat.
>i get your compulsive urges to be in a safe quiet space
I guess that's what it is, yeah. It's really hard not to indulge.
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>evolve was p nice 
i meant the concept 
not the execution 
at least they tried 
>Your annotations on it
ah yeah those 
you actually read them? 
i thought you were ignoring most of my rambles and only focus on direct replies  
<actively tries to make you quit
<a stock market
<leaving your computer idle for a few hours
>Sounds absolutely retarded
it certainly is 
the entire in game economy is a fucking joke 
it was made specifically to meme on the real life corporations 
for example G-tech stock falls down to zero after you kill their CEO  
just like that logitech drama most ppl didn't hear about because ((( they ))) don't want you to know 
just so you know you can also fish and harvest organs of your enemies 
yeah both of those also have stocks 
btw idk why but stock shares aren't sharing anything 
like irl they give off a small percentage but here they are strictly for speculating 
well it seems like that irl too 
the devs are actually rather based and there's a config file that allows you to manipulate stock prices directly so you can entirely skip all this bullshit on your second walkthrough
>love me some dustbowl demoman gameplay 
yea demon is my 2nd main
always good to terrorize majorities from out of sight
and memeing a match away as a demoknight is always fun
valve was genius for making that a thing
well, all classes are my main
i get bored if i play the same one for too long
except heavy
lowest playtime by a huge margin
so boring, youre basically playing as a sentry gun
only really fun as a joke
like fat scout rush
or going as a boxer
>no you are stuck here with me 
yea
>was the game decent?
yea
most matches were p even tbh
>are those even flowers? 
wtf are you talking about
thats what patchouli looks like
or maybe not?
for some reason its find to find pics
every site uses the same one
>Olympiadane
wtf are the green balls floating
>chemistry meme names
good to see every field of science is full of memelords
>Penguinone
this one is just schizo
nothing like a penguin
>Dickite
based
>Named after fictional characters
>La Bohème.
>La Bohème.
>La Bohème.
>La Bohème.
>La Bohème.
>La Bohème.
who was the sperglord that found all those compounds
>Arsole
based
>Pizda
based
>Diabolic acid
i hope this one isnt planning world domination
>Magic acid
based
>Bastardane
based molecule bully
>DiNOsar 
based and autistic
>skeletal formula isn't that hard but look at this shit
dont organic molecules just go on forever if they want to?
that apex twink is looking mighty breedable
that tummy was made for kissing
>well, all classes are my main
i generally never played engineer medic and spy
i almost always played as a scout or demo 
they are p simplistic and are amazing in 1v1 situations   
>so boring, youre basically playing as a sentry gun
it's perfect for stoners that are dissociating while playing 
yk the fags that are online 24/7 spacing out into the void 
quite a marginal group of ""people"" 
>thats what patchominance uli looks like
ah yeah 
well now that i think about they are a bit similar 
never actually seen patchi irl so my knowledge is limited  
>wtf are the green balls floating
T-posing to assert dominance 
>good to see every field of science is full of memelords
i wanted to mention liberal arts 
but yeah 
not a science 
>dont organic molecules just go on forever if they want to?
nah there are limits 
after a certain point they become too unstable 
>that apex twink is looking mighty breedable
now that's rather homo
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>>3766
>the execution
I heard the gameplay itself was actually fun. They just fumbled literally everything else around it.
>you actually read them?
I read everything here. Can't think of much to say is all.
>it certainly is
Alright, playing now.
>>3770
Ever played jump maps? 
Stickyjumping is the only reason I still open the game once a week.
>I heard the gameplay itself was actually fun
ughhhhh it got quite significantly worse with time 
ysee the monster meta was quite easily executable because the only person you are relying on is yourself 
but the survivor meta relied on teamwork 
since 99% of the players are autistic and can't into cooperation they accounted for that and made survivors stronger 
so an organized team will fuck any monster but the meta monster build will fuck every non-organized survivor group (99% of them) 
wish i had friends or something 
>Ever played jump maps? 
yeah they are fun 
i also liked surfing and bhoping in cs1.6 
those .kz maps bring back memories 
>Alright, playing now.
brace yourself 
the game really is trying to make you quit it
although it's fairy simple and easy    
i A ranked some levels on the first attempt while others got me stuck for ages 
after completing them once you get the gist of it and they become super simple too
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>I read everything here. Can't think of much to say is all.
stop violating my posts with your rapey eyes
at least have the decency of only skimming stuff you wont reply to
you arent supposed to stare so hard if you arent gonna participate
its creepy
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>>3772
I see. Turtle Rock just seems to be braindead. They somehow got B4B to flop too.
>they are fun
Probably the most fun Source movement gamemode once you get to average skill level.
>those .kz maps bring back memories
There's a free KZ client on Steam, if you didn't know. Just called Kreedz Climbing and it's nearly stock CS:S but with a hundred maps packed into it. Really nice stuff.
>brace yourself
Seems pretty fine from the tutorial level.
What sucks though is that the force you need to put into reloading is tied to your sensitivity. So since I play on a slower one, I have to strain my wrist every time I wanna reload. Probably should change that.
I might also just end up never using the stock market thing if it confuses me too much.
>stop violating my posts with your rapey eyes
stop being so fucking schizo 
at least he shows signs of sentience 
denpa and fagmin2 are just lurking there in the shadows
>>3775
that post was for all shadow creeps too
btw it got kinda comfy again now that denpa stopped posting cringe everyday
>>3776
There is absolutely nothing wrong with lurking.
>>3777 (trips of retardation)
there is tho
i dont get any (You)s from lurkers
also they are literally objectifying me
treating me like consoomable coomtent, not worth interacting with
devaluing my posts with their dead unfocused adhd bugman eyes
so they might as well die
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>Turtle Rock just seems to be braindead
ah yeah 
the famous 
THE DEVELOPERS OF LETF4DEAD 
it's really sad that evolve flopped 
had an amazing concept and the execution was "almost there" 
>There's a free KZ client on Steam
i played enough for a lifetime 
>Seems pretty fine from the tutorial level
wait there's a tutorial? 
well yeah i know it's there just never bothered with it 
btw 640x resolution is quite amazing 
it allows you to see things that are normally invisible 
specifically on the tutorial level 
can't get to those things without being an augmentoid tho
>What sucks though is that the force you need to put into reloading is tied to your sensitivity
it's supposed to be like that 
it also scales with your resolution 
i actually like when i need to fly through my entire table to pump a mag 
that's immersive and kicks in adrenaline
but maybe i am just masochistic  
>I have to strain my wrist
what do you mean "strain" 
you barely even need to reload anyway 
i generally reload like maximum twice in a level 
aim for the head and stuff 
>I might also just end up never using the stock market thing if it confuses me too much.
what's so confusing? 
it's p simple compared to space trading organ simulator stocks 
don't pay attention to percents btw 
they are literally random numbers 
stocks have limited minimum and maximum values 
and they constantly fluctuated between those 
the minimal stock price is like 50 bucks 
for some the minimal is 500 or even more than 1000 
exception is the cruelty squad stock 
it only gets more and more expensive with time 
it also jumps up every time you complete a mission 
buy low sell high! (to avoid paying taxes) 
i already wrote stock guide for you anyway 
just invest all your shit in CIV on the fish tab and idle for a bit after completing the mall madness
>>3778
I've been lurking here all summer, does that make you feel objectified? Dirty?
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>>3773
Don't know what to tell you.
>>3779
>i played enough for a lifetime
Probably. It's carpal tunnel inducing.
>wait there's a tutorial
In the hub area, yeah. Just tells you the controls.
>640x solution is quite amazing
Underrated resolution. I already play some games in it.
>it's supposed to be like that
Nice. 
Yeah, I get what you mean, I started liking it in the same way just now. What I do in other games for the same effect is move my mouse alongside the reloads so that it feels like I'm doing it.
I should make it even slower so I have to slam the mouse downwards to be able to reload.
>you barely even need to reload anyway.
The first weapon they give you is a single shot, so you do at the start. I'll see if it changes for me.
Completed the first level, by the way. Feels good to play. I like the feel of the shooting and exploiting the bad AI. 
>what's so confusing?
I've never bothered to learn how stock markets work. That's probably why.
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>episode number 5 
<crystallography 
lmfaeo 
i thought no one actually studied it after the third reich fell apart 
>lmao guys x-rays? 
>just use an 6900000 watt synchrotron lmaeo
btw i barely noticed the background music 
it's very quite 
p cool and catchy  
>I've been lurking here all summer
were we even here in the summer? 
ah yeah 
we were 
>bunsen burner 
what a based fucking guy 
responsible for the best tool in existence 
the one and only 
blowtorch   
a key to the man's heart 
btw this elliot dude got funny ears 
>fuck you nigger i am not getting paid 4 free doing nothing 
well yeah if he'd choose to agree the series would either end or get a long and boring bullshit arc about him getting fired or some shit like that 
>are these fucking bullet holes 
>nah that's ughhhh ventilation 
that's how i was explaining holes on my socks every time i've been on a sleepover   
>i used to have like twice as much glassware 
loled 
>volumetric beaker 
he's just like me 
fr! 
jessie is literally me 
it's a tranny name too so fits like a glove 
>unironically getting ephedrine from pills 
do americans really? 
it's pseudo too so the yields are fuckier 
well at least the pseudo is D centered (most of the time)  
>a fucking crossbow 
camper grindset 
>Don't know what to tell you
you are supposed to humiliate by apologizing  
>I started liking it in the same way just now
it's infectious 
like really this mechanic is super cool and simple 
more games should be like that 
i also like how the weapons pitch gets lower the less ammo you have left 
makes UI obsolete 
although you are still getting eye raped by it just for lulz 
>The first weapon they give you is a single shot
ughhhhh
no? 
they give you a silenced pistol with 12 ammo and a cheap ass machine gun with a full 30 bullet mag 
you can kill all the enemies on that level without reloading a single time 
really aim for the head 
you only need a single bullet to kill most of the fuckers  
>exploiting the bad AI
i hate how they behave when you are below them and there's a ladder 
well they behave p intelligently 
they ambush you from fucky angles 
>Completed the first level, by the way
so how have was that? 
took the rocket launcher or your diving light was severed? 
bothered with the vents or just barged in through the front gates like a true CEO? 
don't forget the game is all about SPEED 
CEO grindset is doing the minimal amount of work in the smallest time frame 
you get in kill the ppl you need to kill and get the fuck out even faster than you entered
>it's very quite 
quiet
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their reaction to walt smoking weed is hilarious 
really well good acting 
>you are supposed to humiliate by apologizing  
humiliate yourself 
being sober makes me skip words
>diving light
divine 
it's divine link
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>>3782
>like really this mechanic is super cool and simple
>more game should be like that
Yeah. A similar thing, having to manually cock pump-action shotguns. It feels really great but I know only a single game that has it.
>the weapons pitch gets lower the less ammo you have left
Noted.
>ughhhhh
>no?
I think I might be playing a different version of the game, haha. 
All I got was a single shot tranquilizer gun and a baton. I've been having to reload constantly with other guns too.
>well they behave p intelligently
It's probably that the AI is so broken that it turns back around to being good because of their unpredictability. Their movements are really erratic also.
They mess me up bad if they get close to point-blank.
>so how have was that?
I went through the vents and died until I went into debt for the first few attempts, then I figured out how to pick up weapons after blowing somebody up with a thrown toilet and finally started getting through the level. I died once because of those weird bug things that poison you and again because I was trying too hard not to kill civilians. Got it on my third try, I think. That's a nice starter level.
>took the rocket launcher or
I found it, but didn't pick it up.
>just barger in through the front gates like a true CEO
Couldn't do it with the tranquilizer gun but I unlocked an AR so I'm doing it for my second run.
Speaking of, I softlocked myself just now because I ate pills in the second story of a building and got the upside-down effect out of all of them. Now I can't get back up the stairs so I'm stuck forever.
>don't forget the game is all about SPEED
But I like killing everything in the map more.
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>I like killing everything in the map more
FC maybe you should avoid reading this post because spoilers 
the next levels androgen assault and mall madness are amazing 
the first one punishes the curious ppl 
it's a giant fucking mansion packed with cops 
it actively discourages you from venting too far 
the flesh spiral 
the tile trap 
the fucking psychics giving you aneurism both in game and irl 
it confuses you on purpose with locked pathways that you weren't supposed to notice 
then the mall madness is one of the best levels in the entire game 
now it actively encourages you to explore the level 
the secret pickup with an armor in the gardening store and some rocket launcher stacks in the hunting one 
plus some hidden tunnels are getting used later in the game 
now there's the best part 
the steroid fuckers 
giant fucking skullheaded niggers dualwielding heavy machine guns  
the applied range of those machine guns is virtually intercontinential and they can't be killed without armor piercing rounds 
now how you complete this level is a nice indicator whether you are the kind of a person to enjoy cruelty squad 
yk just like that dog test with the keys 
a puppy gets put in a box 
then you throw the keys in that box
some ignore it 
some flinch away 
and some start barking and attacking the key 
the last ones get in the police 
now some people would try to kill all the steroid fuckers and then the entire police squadron without saying a word in russian 
but there's an amazing fucking trick 
after you kill the CEO
DOOR BEHIND YOU GETS CLOSED 
not immediately though 
if you fast enough you can slip by 
now you are either forced to kill the CEO by sniping him with the rocket launcher and immediately turning around to run for the exit or you are forced to sneak through kilometers of vents 
alternatively you can try to kill everyone and climb up to the ceiling with your augments 
the sneaky ones are put through a hyperbolic CBT chamber and are eaten alive by maggots 
the trigger happy ones usually get killed a bunch of times while trying to climb up
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Just fishing for now.
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>jessie being a whiny faggot hissing a fit because he can't into cooking fpr shit 
literally me 
>talking pillow 
denpa tier psychobabble 
>Just fishing for now
i never got the appeal of fishing 
there are stocks to abuse 
but yeah there's unique fish at every level and you have a large water tank at the HQ where you can collect them 
there's [REDACTED] on the "idiot party" level you may want to get it 
the radio is also nice to listen to so you may want to buy it too 
it's like 200$ 
damn would have been cool if there was hyperinflation in the game
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JB as now i completely understand why you feel such a strong compassion for mean 2D girls 
>skyler being a bitch 
totally unpredictable
>>3780
>summer
fucking southerner
>does that make you feel objectified? Dirty?
you barely even register as human to me
try moving to the objectively superior half of the planet and maybe ill start taking your opinion seriously
also ugh, i can only imagine how many creeps have been pervying on my jeffposts for the past 3 months
>>3781
>Don't know what to tell you.
not even a little 'im sorry for being a degenerate'?
you really are the worst
>>3789
>JB as now i completely understand why you feel such a strong compassion for mean 2D girls
yea this is cannon jefflore but i dont get what made you finally understand
>skyler being a bitch 
this is also cannon
at some point even her own disabled son will call her a bitch to her face
p satisfying moment
>i dont get what made you finally understand
jessie being so fucking me it's unreal 
>disabled son
btw so what he has? 
like cerebral paralysis or what? 
>not even a little 'im sorry for being a degenerate'?
you haven't played enough BL erogames to recognize the pattern 
>Just fishing for now
btw what now? 
are you already finished with the
cruelty squad: mission 3 - augmentoid in space 
btw some fishes can only be catches when it rains 
rain can be called on purpose by using [REDACTED] 
and some only at night (your system clock's night) 
some only on the hardest difficulty 
it's kind of a secret one
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>i never got the appeal of fishing 
It's fishing.
>btw what now?
Just finished Androgen Assault.
I like the maps so far, they really remind me of Deus Ex for some reason. Though I'm not fully exploring any yet, trying to finish them all first.
I'm liking jank stealth more than I would've thought also.
Thanks for the fishing guide.
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>It's fishing
irl fishing is a nice excuse to fuck off from the busy world and do nothing for 6 hours while feeling a spiritual connection with your ancestor  
but idk what's with the fishing in games 
>Though I'm not fully exploring any yet
generally you shouldn't explore most of them yet 
you can't get most to most of the secret places on the androgen assault without augmegs 
but i HIGHLY recommend you to explore the paradise level (second one right after pharmokinetics) 
lots of things there and they are are accessible from the get go 
btw you can ride the forklift at the engineering level 
way worse than your normal car but it's funny 
>Thanks for the fishing guide
btw you can fish on almost every level 
iirc actually on every level 
later levels have some exotic more expensive fishes 
one particular fish costs 10000000 or something like that i stopped counting the zeros 
but it allows you to buy everything in the game 
it takes like 30 mins to catch it though 
>Just finished Androgen Assault
took you a while 
>really remind me of Deus Ex for some reason 
yeah it's highly influenced by it and it can be seen quite easily 
like the fucking models 
the soy food 
the silenced pistol 
just look at our MC he wears fucking sun glasses at night
FUCK MAN I FORGOT 
super duper important 
the further you throw your fishing pole 
the faster you'll catch fish
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>yeah it's highly influenced by it and it can be seen quite easily 
if you'll follow my advice you'll even get an icarus machine in no time (it works in the opposite way though)
>jessie being so fucking me it's unreal 
is this your first time literally meing?
and with a 3dpd character no less
>btw so what he has? 
dkdc
>ladder-to-heaven.jpg
is that even dangerous?
by all laws of physics, there is no way that ladder is just gonna fall unless it snaps in half
but thatd kill you if you were using it normally too
oh right
dumb retard is doing it over a staircase
yea fullon 1 store drop
rip
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>>3793
>idk what's with the fishing in games
I don't really either.
It's actually more so frustrating here because it's a reaction time test and it likes to not register your clicks often.
>explore the paradise level
I'll do that next.
>one particular fish
Maybe I'll try to get it.
>took you a while
I keep having to lay down between each level.
>yeah it's highly influenced by it
Cool. 
Yeah, the NPCs roaming around with dialogue, sizeable maps with a bunch of entry points, getting killed easily if you rush into rooms, it's nice. It's like a way faster paced version of it.
I'm also glad it doesn't let me savescum, because I wouldn't be able to stop myself if it did.
>he wears fucking sun glasses at night
JC wears sunglasses because his eyes look weird, by the way.
>super duper important
Oh, I was actually doing that thinking it'd make sense, but since there was no indication whatsoever I stopped. Thanks.
I completed Mall Madness, by the way. My favorite so far. Easy enough to kill the guy but trying to find the exit afterwards with the mechs chasing me was fun.
>>3786
>it's a giant fucking mansion packed with cops
Made me paranoid because they just wouldn't stop coming and I kept expecting them even after killing every single one. The flechette grenade helped there.
>the tile trap
Died to it. Low blow, really. 
>the fucking psychics
Ha. It was like a controller from STALKER on steroids. One of them killed himself by making me dump my ammo on him.
>giant fucking skullheaded niggers dualwielding heavy machine guns 
>the applied range of those machine guns is virtually intercontinential
Thankfully they refuse to shoot when you hide behind the guardrails near the escalators and instead try to walk all the way around to get you. Made them easy enough to evade, but still scary.
Also cool how they were just stomping NPCs without a care.
>now how you complete this level 
I went through the vent from the clothing shop, killed everybody in the CEO's room with stealth, killed him with a jumping headshot then crawled back through the vent. 
Got a mech to chase me while I was looking for the exit, so I went back through the vent out of fear, which got that mech stuck because he kept trying to walk through the shutter that the game closes when you enter the room and made him useless.
Then I got molested by maggot thingies that somehow made their way out of the underground and had to empty two vending machines to not die until I found the exit.
How'd it go for you?
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>and with a 3dpd character no less
well so fucking what he's not a role model 
>is that even dangerous?
it can slide sideways or fold 
plus this retard paints the fucking roof idk what's wrong with him 
he could have just gotten a long broom to paint with 
>It's actually more so frustrating here because it's a reaction time test and it likes to not register your clicks often
that's why you need to visit the idiot party and get the [REDACTED]
fishing isn't an early game mechanic 
>Maybe I'll try to get it
yeah i looked up the game's wiki 
apparently there's even more expensive fishes out there 
>I keep having to lay down between each level
this game gave me a headache in the beginning 
but i am having headaches almost everyday anyway so not sure if it's really the game 
>JC wears sunglasses because his eyes look weird, by the way
CEO does it because he cries all the time 
>I completed Mall Madness, by the way. My favorite so far. Easy enough to kill the guy but trying to find the exit afterwards with the mechs chasing me was fun.
should have sniped him with a rocket launcher 
don't tell me you actually crawled through all the vents 
>Died to it. Low blow, really
it's a warning 
but yeah caught me off guard too 
>Ha. It was like a controller from STALKER on steroids
imagine if this game was spooky 
>How'd it go for you?
not including me fucking around with flowers and expecting every shop and tower i came to the senators room 
managed to kill him by basketballing the riot controller's shell (that grenade launcher thingie in that trap room at androgen assault) right in his safe house 
than i realized that the doors are getting shut 
well i died to the steroid abuser because i didn't know that you can kill him with a rocket launcher 
had to repeat it but this time fast enough to exit 
was p easy and fast got an A score 
fucking with the zombies was fun 
btw you can steal the machine gun from the steroid guys 
>crawled through the vent 
>got molested 
that's what you get for sneaking around 
like really smh just kill him with a rocket launcher or angular bullets why are you torturing yourself 
like really buy the speed organ package and a biothruster to just woosh through the entire level now that you are idling while waiting for the stocks to go up 
you are doing that right? 
you aren't wasting this perfect opportunity to get rich?
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if i'll fail to fall asleep again i am going to take seven kilograms of baclofen and corvalol 
may wake up a few days later
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>>3799
>i am having headaches almost everyday anyway so not sure if it's really the game
I also can't tell.
>don't tell me you actually crawled through all the vents
I didn't know there were more than one. I just walked to the clothing store and took a single one there.
>imagine if this game was spooky
It does creep me out a bit at times.
>why are you torturing yourself
It was actually pretty quick and it felt good to jumpshot him, so, eh.
>you are doing that right
Yeah, I dumped all my money into CIV before killing him. Have a feeling that you're fucking me over.
Also, I figured you'd like this guy's videos.
/watch?v=pn_UGiEcWIE&t=30s
File posting will be disabled for a little bit gomen.
i like how the jeffthread is now the official thread for site announcements
to be fair, the name tape says "Board Owner" not "Admin"
but also yeah
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>>3807
forgot my janny tag hehe
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>It does creep me out a bit at times
there's a secret level on the swamp one 
wouldn't call it a secret it's really poorly hidden 
game basically begs you to play it 
it's... 
unsettling 
btw already found the [REDACTED] in paradise? 
swamp level is amazing 
the greatest fucking filter 
i can't tell you how many people rage quit and delete the game on it
it requires you to mingle with the augmegs a lot
you'll love it 
>Yeah, I dumped all my money into CIV before killing him 
>Have a feeling that you're fucking me over
nah it works like that 
i swear 
well you probably already know if that's true by now
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>Also, I figured you'd like this guy's videos
no not really 
they are super long "essays" and he mostly reviews mods i already heard about  
i was into fallout expansions back in the day 
but yeah man i am tired from it 
i'd rather play 249km an hour zoomer shooters 
the og fallout had an amazing russian dub btw 
>https://yewtu.be/watch?v=hM2TlQef7Lk
>super long "essays"
well they aren't long i've seen worse 
but idk man i'd rather just play this myself or pretend that it never existed
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>>3809
>already found the [REDACTED]?
I explored the entire level but I think it wouldn't let me go into the underground because of the annoying difficulty mechanic that chooses for me instead of letting me pick. I'll go back to it later.
>no not really
>they are super long "essays"
That's the thing, they aren't generic essays. Pretty much just talking about his playthrough and that's it. Sort of like how you guys do it when you ramble about CD:DA or whatever.
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>cancer support group 
those exist? 
tf do they do? 
do they host rave parties for the bound to die fags? 
>I explored the entire level but I think it wouldn't let me go into the underground because of the annoying difficulty mechanic
oh so you found the icarus machine? 
there's a way to get underground through the canalization vent but it's a bit tricky 
just get a divine link by completing any level on punishment 
you can complete sin space engineering in three nano seconds by using the rocket launcher to deliver mail instead of actually climbing to the top for it 
also don't bother with killing zombies 
they are here just groan they won't bite much
but if you really want to there's a gun developed just for that 
it can be found in the pharmokinetics 
it's like a surgeon's wet dream  
>Pretty much just talking about his playthrough and that's it 
>Sort of like how you guys do it when you ramble about CD:DA or whatever
well ysee DDA is designed in such a way that every run is unique 
it's basically a fucking story generator really 
the peak DDA gameplay is talking about the game
it's actually funnier than playing it
and it seems like he plays story centered mods that provide entire campaigns 
they don't promote discussion as much as half-assed borderline insane roguelikes like elona where you can ramble for hours about breeding strats for cats
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>>3813
>those exist?
There's a support group for every affliction possible.
>tf do they do?
Same thing as every other support group. Gather in a circle and talk.
>found the icarus machine?
Not yet.
To jump up high enough, I found out that I can just kick the ground at the same time as I jump and get a pretty big boost from it.
>just get a divine link by completing any level on punishment
Alright.
>they are here just groan they won't bite much
Should be throwing their heads like Quake.
Zombies are actually one of the highest DPS enemies in that game.
>ysee DDA is designed in such a way that every run is unique
Yeah, I get it.
I wish there was an FPS game for the same experience, having a random story carved out for you like that. Closest is freeplay STALKER mods, but they don't have nearly enough content so you need to be good at making stuff up in your head to keep going.
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why tf is that walter nigger so fucking aggressive 
it's like he got a bad dragon dildo up his ass instead of a lung cancer 
in contrast jessie is a genuinely nice person  
also idk if it's my encoder but this shit is so fucking dark i can barely see their faces 
had to crank up the gamma 
>can't sell a fucking pound of meth in one deal 
yeah it's really realistic 
the only thing that cockblocks me from becoming a trillioner  
the upper cup for non syndicate fags is like 30kgs but you need to have quite a reputation with the operator and probably years of work experience 
my biggest one piece deal ever was below 5 kilograms and it wasn't even speed just JWH 
was way way back before when it was still legal 
i really miss 200* when you could order precursors by mail on ozon 
yeah i contributed to the worst overdose cases in the history of uraine 
got a problem with that?
>Gather in a circle and talk
sounds horrible 
like anonymous alcoholics? 
>I wish there was an FPS game for the same experience 
>having a random story carved out for you like that
AND SO THAT YOU CAN ALSO ROB CARAVANS AND PLAY AS THE EVIL 
there's is a game kinda like that 
not exactly but it sets the tone 
"golden light" 
the cum zone game 
it's pretty fun 
optimized like shit and it's just screams indie horror game on unity  
nauseating 
it has co-op 
it's p fun
game's russkaya btw  
ya krichal menya pugali 
sadly the runs get repetitive after a while 
but exploring the wucky shit and bitching about it is fun for a while
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>in contrast jessie is a genuinely nice person
Yeah. Walt essentially just comes along and ruins his life.
>yeah i contributed to the worst overdose cases in the history of uraine
Nice.
>sounds horrible
>like anonymous alcoholics?
Yeah. I don't get it either.
>"golden light"
Looks batshit. Co-op sounds interesting so I'll give it a try if I can convince someone later.
I wonder if you've ever played Uplink.
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>somefag savages the school equipment 
classic 
here it happens everyday 
idk why he even asked about keys 
90% of the time they just hack the cheap ass lock or crawl through the window if it's on the second floor 
>the brothel 
they are just begging for a raid like really 
haven't they seen what's they do with cathinone fags in the holy roman empire? 
<FC picrel 
i don't how you can predict my talking points with your sad anime girl pictures but you are doing that really well 
maybe try out a lottery or something 
>kicks like a mule 
it kicks only after like 40 seconds minimum after snorting wtf is he talking about 
>consigment 
had to look this shit up at the wikipedia 
damn must have been tough with the drops 
>a fucking vault 
why is it open all the time then? 
those shits cost like my entire furniture set you can't just leave them open like that 
>tuco being a nigger 
unexpected 
and he's going to just continue sitting in that brothel all day long? 
druggies here molotov grower's flats on a regular basis  
he's just waiting to get burned alive 
>nigger gets v& without evidence 
classic 
>Walt essentially just comes along and ruins his life
it gets worse later? 
<yeah i contributed to the worst overdose cases in the history of uraine
>Nice.
not really i overdoses myself and some of my friends too even despite knowing the right dosages 
almost got into a psych ward
>Yeah. I don't get it either 
i guess lonely fucked up ppl clung together to bitch about everyday bullshit   
kinda like everyone here 
>Looks batshit
it's actually rather sane compared to cruelty squad 
>I wonder if you've ever played Uplink
no first time i hear about it 
looks like those stock market simulators with funny UIs 
gives of that frozen synapse aura
>damn must have been tough with the drops 
without 
>what's they do 
no 's
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>why is it open all the time?
Americans love to leave stuff like that, no matter how valuable. There's places where they don't even close their doors when they go out.
>it gets worse later?
Way worse.
>not really
I know.
>kinda like everyone here
Yeah, but we can do it behind computer screens and not have to suffer each other's physical presence.
>gives off that frozen synapse aura
Yeah. The soundtrack and aesthetic is top-notch. Gameplay is way different, though.
Kind of like a cheesy 2000s movie hacker simulator. You have to cover your tracks with each mission, set your computer to explode if any glowie tries to seize it, ruin people's lives, save the internet or destroy it, it's nice.
That is if you can figure it out. I didn't get too far.
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im so fucking retarded omg
i was gonna go /outside/ but when i was getting dressed i remembered something i wanted to do
instead of writing it down so my goldfish brain doesnt forget it, i just put my water bottle in front of the monitor as a reminder
now im back and i see the bottle and ik it meant something but i have zero idea what i was
im usually forgetful af not bc information is erased from my mind, but bc im always frying my receptors with something
i only remember stuff when i get away from the computer for 5 seconds and my brain starts functioning again
so this is the first time something triggers a memory but there is nothing to remember
im fucking losing it
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>the red guy had a criminal record 
ah yeah 
so he was on the probation 
yeah at this point they are just look for an excuse 
>got a search warrant 
fucking how 
so fast? 
this shit is unreal 
isn't america like freedom land where you can shoot cops on your property?
>js got his ass railed 
so now his big dommmy chemistry teacher bf is going to avenge him?
>8 different pills 
do cancer patients really? 
i grew up near a [REDACTED] i've seen tens of people die from cancer 
can't recall any pill courses 
they had maximum like two bottles or something 
well the ones that could afford those 
yeah just looked it up 
seems like most pills crab people take are to combat the side-effects of the other pills 
funny 
>now he's a skinhead 
>heisenberg 
no reason for that name? 
why tf? 
>not meth 
mercury fulminate right? 
i was forced to watch this scene in the shadow cabal 
well the crystals are so fucking huge they'd break under their own weight 
and yk what happens when (not if) ionic bonds of explosive compounds break 
that's why you generally don't fuck with shitty anions like fulminates and peroxides 
and when you do you don't grow crystals the size of your thumb he could have coated a normal meth crystal with fulminate using 
dimexid or fucking something idk 
even store bought glue would work  
>glass shatters 
i don't think that i need to explain how this is unrealistic and how he would shatter his eardrums and stuff  
there's barely any smoke from fulminates 
like that's their fucking purpose
the only reason they exist 
they are bullet primers for smokeless fucking gunpowder 
like wtf my fucking carpet is less dusty that this scene  
but whatever making laws of physics your bitch is fine in movies 
>Americans love to leave stuff like that
well lets hear our beloved american confirm that 
i hope he's alive 
>not have to suffer each other's physical presence
that's a huge burden off the chest 
>That is if you can figure it out. I didn't get too far
old games are like that 
fuck casuals
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>im so fucking retarded omg
relatable 
>im fucking losing it
if you forgot it then it's not that important after all
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>>3821
>do cancer patients really?
American ones, yeah.
>no reason for that name?
It's the name of some physicist.
>old games are like that
Yeah. You'd probably like it.
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>fucking in a car
the only thing that's more american is getting raped by jamal 
>It's the name of some physicist
well could have called himself dmitriy or something 
why precisely this physician     
>Yeah. You'd probably like it
how much it weights? 
i doubt much it's from 2001 and has a color pallet of like three 
can you pretty fucking please with a strawberry on top this time upload it to nixnet 
ig it'll run fine through wine  
i'll teach you how to make steroids in exchange
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>>3824
>how much it weights?
86 MB unpacked.
GOG is okay, right?
>ill teach you how to
No need.
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>yo mista white i can't even pronounce half of this shit 
that's so fucking funny 
his recipe is all bogus too 
who the fuck uses thorium nitrate 
isn't thorium like radioactive and shit 
i heard they planned to use it in supersonic jets and stuff 
and 40 grams? 
is that like a catalyst or some shit? 
is he fucking insane? 
is he severely fucking autistic and profoundly schizophrenic? 
he's going to put this shit in a tube furnace? 
i wouldn't leave it near boiling water 
>phenylacetone 
getting fucking pseudo was hard enough 
now what 
mercury? 
cyanide? 
they didn't have oxone back then in the 80s 
so wtf are they going to do? 
is he gonna like use some insane shit like LAH or platinum or bromine? 
shit's interesting 
could have just idk 
used benzoic and propionic acid to make ephedrine though 
can be scaled quite nicely and it's not even that stinky 
personally i'd just boil this shit in an acetylene tank together with methylamine (usually ammonia is used in that case but nah shouldn't be that bad) to yield unsubstituted (hopefully) methcathinone 
and then sold just it instead of meth because who gives a fuck it's not poisonous (maybe)  
and they won't notice a difference for the first like 
8 hours 
like they are supposed to sell cheap poison anyway who cares 
>the first day of the rest of your life 
that's a bad fucking catchphrase 
>GOG is okay, right?
sure fine 
could have downloaded it myself from there but yk js and stuff 
a bit annoying 
>No need
well yeah now that i think about it you can barely prepare a breakfast 
>up.nixnet.services/ieoqbacj.rar
huge fat thanks
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>>3826
>can barely prepare a breakfast
Not even that anymore. I forgot.
>huge fat thanks
Have fun. Tell how it goes.
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>esmerlda video 
that's tough to watch 
i am physically cringing 
based creepshot operator though 
tyler has been p based so far 
>Not even that anymore. I forgot
is it like dementia or something? 
you should resist 
turks have that rad bread 
well i heard it's indian or something 
idk anymore 
>/watch?v=a-ZZZAFgKwc
it's called "lavish" in russian idk why 
try it 
i never buy bread in bakeries i always make my own 
because flour can be stored longer than bread and i can't be arsed to buy it every week 
bread is like one of the only things that's not giving me a pharyngeal reflex 
at least boil some noodles 
don't die and stuff 
one thing is starving yourself but the other one is atrophying your hands and brain which is even worse  
>Tell how it goes
i will 
but probably tomorrow 
barely had any sleep today 
like three hours 
a tremendous progress compared to yesterday 
i think i'll smoke some more tomorrow or after tomorrow and i'll play it while high 
i have to proof read every post i make two times taking breaks between each one because i miss entire sentences that i could swear writing down  
why it takes like three fucking weeks for you nose to heal 
smh fucking flesh
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>>3828
>is it like dementia or something?
Don't know, my memory is just not good. I forgot the four-digit code for my credit card just yesterday and had to reset it.
>turks have that rad bread
Yeah, it's one of the few good things about this place. It goes together with pretty much any meal.
>try it
I have it 80% of the time I go out to eat. Everywhere here.
>at least boil some noodles
I'll learn that much if I end up having to. University food is enough to keep me alive for the next four years.
>barely had any sleep today
I need to get some myself. Night.
lol do americans really drink in those laughably small shots? 
lmfao it's not even vodka 
>stealing methylamine 
based fucking RETARDS 
they can just like 
make it themselves 
like i could get buying hydrogen they are short on time 
okay no i don't 
why the fuck should it be pure electrolized one? 
like wtf that 0.00000002% aluminum will do something? 
you can't even smell it 
it's like in that GTA mission 
they are just buying a robbery 
at this point they can buy phenylacetone from chinks  
>thermite 
no wait no 
why? 
what are those thingies btw? 
like green ones with handles 
look like some toys for kids 
>history lesson 
jews made it up 
>Don't know, my memory is just not good
that's p bad 2
>I have it 80% of the time I go out to eat. Everywhere here
that's nice 
everyone here eats this disgusting brown bread with like nuts and rosins 
it also reeks of wine and beer 
awful stuff 
>Night
tf you mean night? 
bitch it's 5 in the evening 
the sun is still shining down there
im bored
what should i draw next?
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>dank storeroom 
>i feel like i am being held hostage 
<this is my office 
>bitch fakes a 
>idk how you call those in english 
>convulsions? 
yeah marie is also a shoplifter 
funny 
>cutting a fence 
old fucks can't climb? 
>pranking the guard 
that's funny 
>is this going to be loud 
loud as fuck 
it crackles like those fireworks but worse 
it's also brighter than the sun in summer 
honestly i have no idea why they bothered with this shit 
an acetylene torch would work around as poorly
>hauling a fucking barrel 
retards it's ROUND 
yeah it's a bit explosive but hey i never had any accidents with it 
and i am fucking braindead 
btw what's with the fire diamond? 
there are no signs on it
>red phosphorous 
am i dumb or is he doing something he's not supposed to?
what is he making pentoxide from it? 
don't tell me he's reducing P2P with it 
can't be that 
well better than doing P2P through kraft's at least 
>tuco being fucking psychotic and deranged  
realistic 
wtf it's the end? 
well cool 
damn 7 fucking hours of my life wasted on this shit  
>what should i draw next?
i never get niggers like you that are wondering what to do 
i am always behind on shit 
draw a left4dead mission poster with gakkou gurashi characters 
always wanted to see that 
may be a bit too complex though 
but yk you have to learn composition and shit 
can't just draw characters in vacuum
>left4dead mission poster with gakkou gurashi characters
literally what and literally who
>literally what and literally who
it's like you were born yesterday 
c'mon 
left4dead
never heard about it? 
coop shooter 
with zombies 
by valve 
well yeah gakkou gurashi is a bit obscure but it's p popular too 
the girls are cute and have rather simple designs 
you can look everything up on gelbooru
idk maybe ill draw 2hoes instead
>generic 2hoe image #26524718
yeah sure 
just do something 
draw patchi cooking meth
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my god the fujo sperging is real
there is a thread to complain about stuff they dont like in their fanfics and they are REALLY going at it rn
someone started talking about their opinions on characters topping and bottoming and now its a shitflinging contest
<no top/bottom are fixed, you can just have the dominant guy getting fucked in the ass!
<stfu retarded bitch, they can switch all they want
its literally the same bullshit as the child consent threads on nano
and any person trying to offer a middle ground get shat on by both sides
they even have a fucking graph showing the differences
https://fujochan.org/ffs/res/89.html#1496
i saw it when i first entered fujochan, but i didnt understand jack shit
but now i have exposed to enough literal brainrot to know what it all means
yea now ik the fujoshi taxonomy
anyway they are blabbering about whether its homophobic or not to have fixed pairings
and also arguing whether or not personality = position
also
this is serious
ik youll think im shitting you but i swear
they are complaining about the westoids ruining everything with their progressivism and PC bullshit
literally nano-tier discourse
im home
it stinks of pussy, but fujochan sure feels like home
not that different from nano tbh
the difference is that we had xy girls, they have xx girls
and yea they have had past discussions around shota consentability
also i notice there is a sort of rivalry between the fujoshis the yumejoshis
kinda like GNUtards x BSDschizos
>>3837
Based Jeff, peering into the void so we don't have to.
>westoids ruining everything with their progressivism and PC bullshit
personal computers? 
>peering into the void so we don't have to
yeah i'll pass
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>deciding to mass delete shit in a hissy fit
>ill light a candle for your works next time i go to church
damn are you training an AI data model on my posts in this thread? 
impressive
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>>3830
>why the fuck should it be pure electrolized one? 
I think he has a perfectionist complex and wants to make the best meth possible, that's why he goes out of his way for some stuff.
>bitch it's 5 in the evening
Mean.
i just asked The Peod Question on fujochan and they are one the based side of the debate
fujo is the new nano
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>I think he has a perfectionist complex and wants to make the best meth possible
idk man i looked up what's thorium used for 
yeah it's indeed a catalyst for the tube furnace 
well i really want to know where the fuck he got phenylacetic acid 
in america it's more illegal than meth 
well maybe it wasn't like that in the 80s or whenever 
in any case no matter which fucking catalyst he used to fucking blast it at 6900C this shit yields lots of ketones besides phenylacetone 
the reaction is rather dirty and yk what happens when ketones mesh together 
this disgusting brown shit 
well it usually smells p good 
unless you are working with pvp and shit 
ew i don't even want to think about it 
not really a problem tbh it's not carcinogenic or anything just a few distillations away from being relatively "pure"
if iirc aluminum would have zero influence on anything in this process 
it shouldn't fuck with the furnace and it won't get in the end product 
he's just fucking autistic and buys overpriced hydrogen for no reason when it's literally free 
holy shit imagine paying for the most abundant element in the observable universe 
his p2p route is far from the cleanest too 
and tbh getting concentrated acetic acid in large quantities is even harder than buying meth 
>Mean
mean 
stop sleeping like a fucking penguin 
there's night for that kind of stuff 
judging by your posting schedule you actually went to the uni today 
congratulations on whatever 
how's cruelty squad?
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sry i am retarded 
forgot that you don't put hydrogen in fucking furnaces
wait wtf is he even using hydrogen for?
i was watching that russian nina vtumer berie talked about and damn its so sad that she got bullied into leaving by schizosimps
looks like she was the only extrovert among all those shutin weeblords
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>i was watching that russian nina vtumer
you aren't welcome here
>>3847
gtfo of my thread
i had the most bullshit death ever
i forgot i had disabled 'pain' as a trigger in the distraction manager back when i was mutating
also for some reason 'being attacked' was also disabled
i dont remember doing that, but sounds like something id do and forget about
anyway i was going back to a safe house to recover my health after getting jumped by a few shockers, only to be jumped by another one while autowalking there
i couldnt even stop the autowalk
mf just ate all my health
and it was at like half too
i could have easily killed a lone shocker if i wasnt on braindead mode
fuck it, i save scummed
this has to be the peak most retarded death in the history of retarded deaths
and yea i keep 'hostile spotted' off all the time
its just so annoying to pause the game whenever i see a zombie for .0005 seconds 1000 km away
whatever
just found a massive wooden house with a bunch of norse wannabes
i wonder what their deal is
im doing nnn btw
im gonna write a blog about how it went yesterday
to keep a record of my journey as a nofap warrior
ok its done
idk what im gonna write today
already wasted plenty of time watching vtumour drama in the morning
and there is still one colab stream i wanted to watch
damn this shit sure reels you in without you even realizing
>i had the most bullshit death ever
welcome to the club 
>just found a massive wooden house with a bunch of norse wannabes
that's something new 
well they made a fatal mistake 
using wood to build houses 
burn them down 
>already wasted plenty of time watching vtumour drama in the morning
why are you even doing this? 
don't you have dignity and shame and demons torturing you and shit?
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>>3843
>stop sleeping like a fucking penguin
The things I do are better at night-time, so no need.
>judging by your posting schedule you actually went to uni today
Nah. Another week skipped. 
Next one I'll have to, because I'll fail all my classes if I don't.
>how's cruelty squad
I'll play more today.
You tried Uplink?
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>You tried Uplink?
nah i think i am going to be sober for today 
and probably tomorrow 
some wackies with my sleeping schedule too 
>The things I do are better at night-time
what are you doing? 
beating up homeless people? 
the fucking weather is annoying 
wish it would start snowing already so i could nitrate shit 
still working on that schizo project where i try to attach the longest possible fucking alkyl chain to pyrovalerone 
yk it generally stops at two 
sometimes it goes to three 
i read some journals where they came to four 
currently struggling with seven 
it was p bad before but now it's even more annoying 
i need to use those exotic fucking solvents or it will turn into fucking butter and i can't even get phosphate salts of it at this point 
it's getting too fucking picky 
reagents smell like shit 
free base is hygroscopic as fuck 
wasted lots of expensive stuff 
i am regretting my choices in life
>nah i think i am going to be sober for today 
>and probably tomorrow 
no drug november?
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>no drug november?
wait it's already november? 
well yeah i guess 
leafs are scattered everywhere as of late  
nah i am probably not going to wait for longer than a week 
recently already abstained for quite a while
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>>3854
>nah i think i am going to be sober for today
I lıke how you can use not being high as a reason not to do something. For human beings it's the opposite.
>what are you doing?
Using the computer.
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>I lıke how you can use not being high as a reason not to do something
i am not casually indulging into human vices
i am going full blown retard and smash my receptors as much as possible  
and after a while being sober just feels fucking awful and bad in comparison 
well it always did you just start noticing it better after getting a good look from a different perspective 
i don't listen to music while sober 
it just sounds 
dull 
lifeless 
hollow 
all those bad words in a row you can imagine more of them if you want to 
i don't masturbate 
and i usually don't play games 
mostly because i can't aim for shit while sober 
>For human beings it's the opposite
i am still human 
yeah i got some weird immunities and live in incomprehensible cycles 
but i am still p normal 
the ones that use being high as an excuse not to do something either shouldn't be taking drugs because they aren't compatible 
or they take brain rotting shit that they generally should avoid 
i take stimulants 
those are amazing in that regard 
you can do anything 
literally anything 
and it will be 10x times better than doing it while sober  
hauling sacks around 
drawing 
cooking 
amazing for both erratic nerve-wracking activities and concentrating on tough subjects 
this post is sponsored by methcathinone 
obviously some stimulants don't mesh well with some activities 
it's unfortunate how they are getting more and more popular 
>Using the computer
well don't forget to fucking breathe from time to time 
btw you always see your nose 24/7 
you just learned to ignore it 
been watching some alien 9 lately 
it was sitting on my watch list for too long
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>all those bad words in a row 
Sounds lame, but I guess it doesn't matter when you're never going to be forced to stay sober.
>i am still human
>i am still p normal
Sure you are, buddy.
>don't forget to fucking breathe from time to time
That's the one thing that I do need to forget.
>been watching some alien 9 lately
I've read the manga. Main thing I gathered was that their teacher is insanely incompetent at her job.
The designs were pretty cool though.
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>>3859
Oh, you noticed. I was accidentally using the Turkish keyboard.
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>doesn't matter when you're never going to be forced to stay sober 
unfortunately there's either staying sober from time to time or dying horribly 
>The designs were pretty cool though
i really the opening 
watch?v=CzvktK3Iu3E
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mfs go read my blog

hey rememeber that day when someone took down a whole tree and left the logs and sticks laying around?
and i tried to steal a log but couldnt even lift it?
i went back there and it was still there so i stole a few sticks
i wanna make a cudgel
play cdda irl
bonk random passersby in the head
i sawed a stick in half so it has a more manageable size
now im removing the bark with my pocket knife
it really is just like in the game wow
idk if i should do anything more than that tho
actually even if i kept the bark i dont think itd make much difference
anyone know anything about carving?
btw this wood is p soft
p easy to carve with my knife
ig the problem with that other wood i was using is that it was actual hardwood for real carpentry
now its just a stick
also its kinda wet too
hasnt dried up yet ig
underneath the bark its still green
anyway mahi yk anything about making melee weapons or are you just a gunsmith?

i also stole a bigass stick im gonna use to make a staff for my next costume: necromancer
then ill get a friend to duo with me as a skeleton
i saw some children playing with a ball on the street
i think ill use that as the orb at the tip of the staff
i mean ill go look for one to buy
im not gonna steal their ball
although...
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>>3862
I was going to play but then I got annoyed by how the difficulty works so I'm just going to leave it idle.
Can't play it how I want to because the game keeps thinking I want the difficulty lowered for me.
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>rememeber that day
>i tried to steal a log
no not really 
>i wanna make a cudgel
just use a rebar or a hammer like a civilized fucking human being
wood is a p shitty material to bang with 
well it's not that bad but there's a reason they make bats from aluminum and titanium as of late 
>anyone know anything about carving?
yeah i rambled about how i started my sculpting journey with it and how i don't like using tree corpses to do shit 
but it's not that bad tbh 
i appreciate carvers 
especially the ones that do human sized statues with chainsaws 
those are badass  
>underneath the bark its still green
you don't want to work with those 
it will fall apart in a few years
get yourself some dry wood and lacquer it later to prevent this shit from happening 
>anyway mahi yk anything about making melee weapons or are you just a gunsmith?
my character stats suck in general and they suck double in melee situations 
so no i was never ever thinking about arriving in those 
but srsly just use hammers and rebars 
i really like rebars 
they are cheap 
they are even free if you know where to steal them 
my friend got banged in the head with one 
fucked with his brain in a funny way 
he can't smell shit now 
completely 
probably forever 
he's p tough tbh 
woke up in the middle of a night at -30 
without money and his phone 
and then managed to crawl into his house 
fucker was like 10 kilometers away from it
>Can't play it how I want to because the game keeps thinking I want the difficulty lowered for me
it lowers difficulty on purpose 
to mock you 
it's just unprofitable for the cruelty squad to keep a dumbfuck like you on a team 
since you die all the time and cloning your DNA costs a shit ton of money 
you can get on the highest difficulty in the game if you want though 
go to the HQ and change your resolution to 640 
eventually you'll find it >rememeber that day
>i tried to steal a log
no not really 
>i wanna make a cudgel
just use a rebar or a hammer like a civilized fucking human being
wood is a p shitty material to bang with 
well it's not that bad but there's a reason they make bats from aluminum and titanium as of late 
>anyone know anything about carving?
yeah i rambled about how i started my sculpting journey with it and how i don't like using tree corpses to do shit 
but it's not that bad tbh 
i appreciate carvers 
especially the ones that do human sized statues with chainsaws 
those are badass  
>underneath the bark its still green
you don't want to work with those 
it will fall apart in a few years
get yourself some dry wood and lacquer it later to prevent this shit from happening 
>anyway mahi yk anything about making melee weapons or are you just a gunsmith?
my character stats suck in general and they suck double in melee situations 
so no i was never ever thinking about arriving in those 
but srsly just use hammers and rebars 
i really like rebars 
they are cheap 
they are even free if you know where to steal them 
my friend got banged in the head with one 
fucked with his brain in a funny way 
he can't smell shit now 
completely 
probably forever 
he's p tough tbh 
woke up in the middle of a night at -30 
without money and his phone 
and then managed to crawl into his house 
fucker was like 10 kilometers away from it
>Can't play it how I want to because the game keeps thinking I want the difficulty lowered for me
it lowers difficulty on purpose 
to mock you 
it's just unprofitable for the cruelty squad to keep a dumbfuck like you on a team 
since you die all the time and cloning your DNA costs a shit ton of money 
you can get on the highest difficulty in the game if you want though 
go to the HQ and change your resolution to 640 
eventually you'll find it
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yeah btw having power in misery is not so bad 
you actually get a family
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>mahiron asked me to make her cooking meth
>but canonically she doesnt know how
really? 
i thought magicians were crazy into alchemy 
>maybe it should instead have been the anarchist’s cookbook and the other book on the table be one by kaczynski
i thought patchi's into hegel and evola  
in any case dumping edgy books is kinda cringe ngl 
if you want her to read books about drugs make her read the best one 
PiHKaL 
god bless his soul
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>you don't want to work with those 
well it's not a killer but you generally just shouldn't bother because muh effort  
drying it out is annoying 
just waiting takes too much time and if you won't lacquer it on time ur fucked
>rebar
arent those super thin?
can you even get a good enough grip on them to stop them from flying when you hit someone?
damn the girls on fujochan are literally me  
they even jack off the same way i do  
edge for 2 hours then chain 17 orgasms in a row  
p based
wtf (legacy) women don't jack off, they write erotic fan fiction and fantasize
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>arent those super thin?
they come in 78 different diameters 
but even the small ones are p decent 
i'd prefer small ones since they are lighter and easier to carry 
despite being thin they are still harder than any human bone and won't deform when you crack someone's skull 
>can you even get a good enough grip on them
yeah 
they sit p tightly in your hand due to all the fucky reinforcements those mechanical engineers made up 
>flying when you hit someone?
why?
no they won't magically slip from your hand like it's covered in butter 
while having a proper balance like on actual maces would be helpful 
they are still p deadly 
back in one of my old flats near an ongoing construction site alcoholics regularly participated in those fight clubs and killed each other with rebars 
the only tool stronger is a crowbar 
yk there are all those kicks in karate against knifes and guns 
well "protiv loma net priyema" 
nothing to counter the crowbar
i did a lot of work on the cudg-
ok im not gonna call it that
its just a stick without its bark
but i polished with a glass shard and sandpaper
damn it feels good on my hand
you ever just pick something up and your brain immediately goes 'imma carry this around'
thats how i feel rn
im walking around the house with it
i was gonna post my blog now but i wanna ramble about this some more but im sleepy so it will have to wait until i wake up
gn ill ttyl
and now there are flakes of wood all over the floor
guess ill finally have to clean my room again
it has been only what, 6 months since i last brought a broom in here?
i wonder if i can do anything with these flakes
burn them to collect any funny chemical they hide?
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>you ever just pick something up and your brain immediately goes 'imma carry this around'
besides drug drops yeah 
my blowtorch 
it was love from the first sight
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somehow missed that post 
>and now there are flakes of wood all over the floor
at least not sawdust 
in your lungs 
>i wonder if i can do anything with these flakes
flakes 
sounds kinda edible 
>burn them to collect any funny chemical they hide?
coal and wood ash? 
if you meant like pyrolysis and shit
it's annoying and you won't get anything extraordinary 
methane which is like the cheapest shit known to humanity 
and the yields for anything else are p bad
there's like ughhhhhh 
acetic acid? 
but man you can just buy this shit at the store (together with methanol)   
if you are feeling particularly autistic you can idk extract calcium make some calcium hydroxide and then explode yourself by turning it into calcium chlorate 
but idk man you have electricity and the whole fucking ocean for making less hygroscopic alternatives 
you are better off burning plastics to get high of toluene or some shit like that 
btw you drew the tanned cirno right?
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hey i just remembered 
like i said in the >>2733 post 
you can extract cellulose from it
ig you can like 
weave some shit out of it  
idk how i am not a tailor i can barely tie down a button 
that's for you to figure out 
heard you can make viscose with some (easily available) carbon disulfide
i actually worked with it  
besides solving shit p good it's used in making carbon tetrachloride 
it's also p easily converted to like phosgene and shit be real careful there's still no antidote 
it's a bit toxic 
and yk that those chinks sell it as 101% natural cotton fabric  
yeah no wonder ppl are dying from chronic shit 
why aren't we making clothes from weed like ancient slavs 
oh wait we do 
yeah fuck i just looked up the prices 
i'd rather die from berylliosis 
yeah apparently wikipedia also says that you can make lyocell or some shit using amine oxide 
it's apparently non toxic
depends on the amine ofc 
piss easy to do 
technically a drug precursor 
although the cathinones made with it only last for literal minutes 
like less than a hour 
it's p cool i played with them a lot when learning how tf they work 
wait i just looked up the DEA list on wikipedia 
yeah didn't know they have it 
ours is like on our country's official site 
yeah we have one 
gets DDOSed all the time 
idk who does it but anyway 
they banned fucking PCP precursors? 
this shit hasn't been made since before i was fucking born 
are ppl who tried it still alive? 
wait 
THERE ARE RESTRICTIONS ON FUCKING MAGNESIUM METAL?! 
land of the free 
back to lyocell 
wait ughhhh 
there's morpholine 
well turns out amine oxide isn't a precursor 
but morpholine is 
and let me tell you about how fucking annnnoooooying it is to make 
hey you can make cellulose acetate 
seems simple enough 
no fucking idea how to spin and weave this shit 
have fun ig 
oh yeah it may be a bit hard to make 
you'll need like triacetate which is more suitable for a fabric 
i suspect simply bathing cellulose in vinegar will give you simple cellulose acetate 
i know it because i made it 
which is like a plastic (one of the rare cases where it's actually safe for the environment and shit) 
man idk i smoked too much and compulsively redosed too 
off to play that ughhh 
link game FC dropped for me 
how's it called again 
fuck i forgot 
sleep tight
>>3877
mahi-chan, are you high again?

anyway i woke up with a bout of inspiration
thats the power of friday
cleaned up my room and made another cudgel
wait, thats the reverse order
whatever
the new one is better
kinda
looks uglier
had a few uhhhhh idk the name
stubs?
growths of, yk those small saplings that grow off branches into new branches
they had a hard base, so i couldnt make everything nice and smooth like with the other one
i tried sawing them but i hate sawing
its good enough
im making this for bashing heads in, not for show
i fucked up the handle tho
i used the 2nd half of the stick to make this one
but i needed to make it a bit shorter
so i sawed it
but i was lazy, so i only sawed halfway and smashed it against the wall to finish removing it
ended up ripping off the handle in half
now its p thin
well, it worked in my favor in the end
not too thin
now its the right girth for me to get a good grip
i tied 2 pieces of cloth to make it more comfortable to hold
secured in place with 2 strings
wrapped one around
then another on top
p tight too
i improved a knot to make it not slip when i tightened it and it worked surprisingly well
i cant even spin it in place
so i don think it has a real risk of flying off my hand
and for the tip
i tried bashing it a bit and some of the wood started peeling off
so i wrapped a cordage piece at the tip to act as a 2nd skin so it doenst fall apart too quickly
its cordage so its not soft at all
looks p badass ngl
a savage improvised weapon
i feel like going for a run rn so ill reply later
it will take every last ounce of self restraint i have not to take my stick with me
bc not only will ppl look at me weird, but im also p sure i wont be able to resist the temptation of wacking a rando with it on the head just so see how well it works
it is the size of my forearm+hand+finger so i cant even conceal it
ok ill ttyl
>the new one is better
forgot to say why
its not curved
the 1st one is
i think ill turn it into a sword
if only i could get my hands on an electric saw and that thing that holds stuff in place
yea this 2nd is almost perfectly straight
not even my cock is perfectly straight so i cant complain about the slight deformities
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>>3865
>it lowers on difficulty on purpose to mock you
It's funny at first, then just annoying because it discourages you from doing fun stuff or exploring the maps much on your first playthrough because you won't wanna bother with setting it back to the difficulty you want.
Hope it gets simpler when you finish the game, or something.
>it's just unprofitable for the cruelty squad
I just made them 6 million dollars from being in bed for 8 hours. They should be grateful.
>go to the HQ and change your resolution
I think I'll do that.
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>mahi-chan, are you high again?
no hahaha of cno 
actually had no stuff on me so had to cook it up from down to bottom 
could have used the short route but it wastes expensive shit  so demons would start torturing me 
they would start torturing me anyway since i am not sleeping when i should  
>thats the power of friday
wow it's already friday? 
what a week 
uh no wait 
it's thursday 
well different timezones ig 
>i tied 2 pieces of cloth to make it more comfortable to hold
i prefer shoe cords 
or like twine 
>a savage improvised weapon
it's hard to call a fucking stick a weapon 
well it is but idk man 
lead is psychedelic too 
>i feel like going for a run rn so ill reply later
chasing women and druggies at a night park? 
p based ngl 
>the temptation of wacking a rando with it
yeah i totally get you 
i also wanted to shoot cashiers  
>cant even conceal it
idk what's the point like tbh 
really a rebar beats any peace of wood 
crowbars and hammers are even better 
but well ig you had your share of fun 
my projects are also p pointless and autistic 
>if only i could get my hands on an electric saw
those are p cheap and abundant 
you can get one for under 100 bucks 
heard ur p rich 
i stole mine 
if you are insane you can buy/steal a disk 
for a disk saw 
those are piss fucking cheap 
then weld it too a washing machine's or a vacuum cleaner's motor 
i did that for a sander because fuck buying those things  
>hat thing that holds stuff in place
yeah a clamp 
totally optional 
a rudimentary tool
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>I just made them 6 million dollars from being in bed for 8 hours
i am p sure you made those 6 million dollars for yourself 
yk revival is generally annoying 
>discourages you from doing fun stuff or exploring the maps much on your first playthrough because you won't wanna bother with setting it back to the difficulty you want
idk what's so bad about fighting against really slow enemies 
but you do you 
i enjoy snaking on corpses 
>Hope it gets simpler when you finish the game, or something
actually yeah 
there's a divine link right in the start of one of the final levels 
p comfy 
generally i just play on the highest difficulty because enemies haul high-end weaponry that you normally can't recharge in normal circumstances
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A certain Turkish boy better be asleep and GOING TO CLASS THIS WEEK.

>>3846
She was so great, it sucks that autismo simps have to ruin things like that.
God, ara ara Russian mommy voice was something I never knew I needed.
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>>3882
>idk what's so bad about fighting against really slow enemies 
Not unfun, but you know, just how it feels to play on a lower difficulty.
I guess it's hard enough on punishment anyway, since you die instantly.
>i enjoy snaking on corpses
Too bad you have to eat about 50 of them to survive a single shot.
Seems like the Life Sensor is a must-have now that I got it.
>>3883
Hey. How've you been.
>better be asleep
Not for a while.
>GOING TO CLASS THIS WEEK.
I messed up again. But I'll go next week, because I have to.
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>>3884
Been kinda shitty and stressed, but that's life.
>Not for a while
It's like Midnight where you are!
>I messed up again
GODDAMN IT!

How about you, whatcha been up to then?
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>TO CLASS THIS WEEK
i doubt he'll learn much 
or gain anything at all 
he's in just for the free food 
>She was so great 
no gensokyo for you 
off to the second circle of hell you go 
>Russian mommy voice was something I never knew I needed
what stops you from immigrating? 
go on they won't enlist you 
get in through the khazaks or chinks 
oh wait 
apparently they enlisted immigrants now 
yeah 
well there's uraine 
i've seen a few obese bright haired troons in Lviv 
probably your fellow countrymen 
>Seems like the Life Sensor is a must-have now 
nah it actually becomes useless later on 
after you learn where everyone spawns 
i swap it for the helmet since it's a free bonus life 
zoom-n-go is actually more useful in most cases 
it's useful for those little maggots though 
but they aren't really common and you generally avoid them on your path
>It's like Midnight where you are!
nah it's only like 
ah 
yeah 00:30 
well his sleeping schedule is a bit fucky unlike mine's 
maybe he's used to being up at this hour
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>>3886
>he's in just for the free food 
Three hots and a cot is a hell of a motivator.
>off to the second circle of Hell you go
>second circle:  Lust
Shit, ya got me.
Though they'll probably toss me in a few other circles just to be safe.
Still, you can't tell me you didn't like her voice.
>probably your fellow countrymen
I thought the little Reddit platoon already got wiped out like a year ago.
Actually I don't hear anything about foreign volunteers anymore.
Are ya winnin'?
>maybe he's used to
Oh he definitely is.
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>Still, you can't tell me you didn't like her voice
honestly never heard her 
i just know that she's a vtumor with a slutty russian accent 
>I thought the little Reddit platoon already got wiped out like a year ago
platoon yeah 
but there are civvies too 
>Are ya winnin'?
no dad 
i am not winning 
but the war's p stale 
seems like it's going to be 
i expect it to last a few more years 
maybe it'll end as abruptly as it started 
i miss maraudering
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>>3885
Sorry to hear.
>it's like Midnight where you are!
That's what I prefer.
>GODDAMN IT!
I think the fear of having to repeat will get me going from now on.
>How about you, whatcha been up to then?
I got the issue with my cards fixed, signed up for the thing that's supposed to be giving me free money, and other than that getting tortured some more in Tarkov.
The absolute weirdest thing I've ever seen in the game has been happening to me. I literally just die out of nowhere in raids.
Not being shot at, nothing around, I just drop dead. My dog tags don't say anybody killed me and only show a blank field. My game also immediately crashes so that I don't even get to heal.
Happened 4 times in one sitting the last time I tried to play. I have no idea why it's happening but I think Tarkov doesn't want me playing it. Hoping it fixes by itself.
>>3886
Got past that apartments level once I stopped being curious and just jumped out of the building.
What do the doors that say they're cracked mean, by the way? Doesn't seem like a difficulty filter.
uhhhhh ik i promised to write something
i already forgot
>using wood to build houses
>burn them down
i havent played again yet, but i entered the house before i quit last time and its actually a fortress
i entered and it was a bit open courtyard with training dummies and stuff
so i think id only damage the outer walls if i set it on fire
idk maybe most of the base is directly attached to the wall
there was something i wanted to talk about but i forg- oh yea i found another amigara mine
this time me and apis massacred them in like 5 turns
i got a perfect tetrahedron from it
i activated it and it made a loud noise (123 sound) and spawned a bunch of lighting around me
ofc my first artefact would suck ass
it has up to 3 charges but when i found it it only had 2
idk how to recharge
but ill prolly not even carry it around considering im most likely to hurt only myself with it
which i did
and apis a bit too
>why are you even doing this?
no bitches.
>don't you have dignity and shame and demons torturing you and shit?
already lost it all
i just wanna hear a sexy fox mom telling me im a good boy

btw berie
<your fox mommy tucks you in bed
what are the odds ill immediately fail nnn if i watch this?

>i really the opening
the opening is really indeed

>btw you drew the tanned cirno right?
nah i only drew that shitty copy of the cirno i posted
when i said id make 1 drawing a day, i never said itd be decent

>A certain Turkish boy better be asleep and GOING TO CLASS THIS WEEK.
lol
imagining holding onto hope he will ever go back to class

>I messed up again. But I'll go next week, because I have to.
idk why you say as if missing one day of the week makes it impossible to go the rest of the week
also stop being a fucking bitch
if you dont wanna go then just dont go
stop with the theatrics of saying 'uhmmm... ummmmmmmm... i-i think ill go, maybe...'
just say you wont
you clearly dont care about failing anyway
just enjoy the neet lifestyle while you can
own it up
stop pretend its some great struggle
you have the opportunity to be comfy, but instead you prefer to victimize yourself with 'going to school is hard uwu'
when you could just go 'fuck school B)' instead
i really fucking hate spineless cucks like you and denpa that could be living at peace with yourself but prefer to psychologically torture yourself instead
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>Got past that apartments level once I stopped being curious and just jumped out of the building
it's p fun to explore 
but yeah you can complete it in 10 seconds 
>What do the doors that say they're cracked mean, by the way? 
step on me with a 107mm rocket launcher UwU 
they can be exploded 
but they generally don't hide anything fun 
>another amigara mine
wha?
>a perfect tetrahedron from it
fucking artifacts 
>i just wanna hear a sexy fox mom telling me im a good boy
it's over 
>the opening is really indeed
i wanted to say that it's really great 
but yeah really really
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>>3892
Are you 12?
>>3893
>it's p fun to explore
That door they tried to hide by making it the same texture as the wall has got to be the most pathetic attempt of fooling me I have ever seen in a video game, ever.
>they can be exploded
Thanks.
>i'll ramble about uplink later
Waiting for it.
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>That door they tried to hide by making it the same texture as the wall has got to be the most pathetic attempt of fooling 
it's like the only door on that entire floor 
they weren't really hiding it tbh 
anyone with a pair of eyes and half a brain is able to find it 
it's more of a design standpoint yk 
some really shy and weedy guy trying to hide by living in someone's walls
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>>3896
>they weren't really hiding it tbh
I think they were, because there's a trigger if you walk past without opening it that makes the cruelty faggot inside come out to kill you.
Also, I think Bog Business is my new favorite level. Just because of how you can complete it.
I slid upwards onto the mountain at the start, walked all the way over to the corner where the target is, sniped him past the fog with the target marker, and then just walked all the way back without even seeing a glimpse of what the level even had in it. I doubt any other game lets me do that so it's nice.
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>I think Bog Business is my new favorite level
yeah it's p amazing 
>walked all the way over to the corner where the target is, sniped him past the fog with the target marker, and then just walked all the way back without even seeing a glimpse of what the level even had in it
btw did you know that you can surf on those mountains 
like in cs1.6 
there's an augment specifically for that 
bionic thruster 
i am also p sure i have the world record for this level 
the fastest submitted one is like 7:40seconds 
mine's 7:10 
first time i completed this level i've done it with the bionic thruster and icarus machine in one giant leap 
btw you should explore it 
there's a funny tunnel and a hazmat
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>>3898
>did you know that you can surf
I do now.
>i am also p sure i have the world record for this level
I'll try to beat it after I'm done with the game.
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>I'll try to beat it after I'm done with the game
i am still not done with the game 
the final level is 
something
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>>3900
Oh. Lol.
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like it purposefully fucks with you 
like that i wanna be the guy game 
but in 5D and with time travel
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>i got the girls on fujochan to start oversharing their masturbatory habits and how it all began
congratulations 
it's happening 
>here i basically turned mahi into the new denpa already
where the fuck is here nigger? 
>wow vtumour drama is so interesting
gayer and gayer each day
>gayer and gayer each day
the nanotranny mantra
ill be sure to use that as a starting quote on one of my archive entries

>Are you 12?
and youre 5

>>3896
>pic
does he really jack off to the girls?
bc that symbol on his shirt means he is neutered, im p sure
i wonder if castrates even have sexual drive at all
with how breedable he looks, he better have some
btw isnt the final solution to the femboy question just to cut off their balls so they dont turn manly by the age of 30?

>where the fuck is here nigger? 
right here
youre the one with osfie and berylie orbiting you now so youre the new denpa
im glad i could stick around long enough to find a successor
and youre trapped on the nanohell until you find the next denpa in line
didnt draw yesterday
whatever ill do it today
drew mob
p easy
the artstyle is simple enough already
anyway today ill-
remember when i said i wouldnt draw anything lewd?
fuck that, 3 days of nofap have me feeling randy
im gonna draw reimu's armpit
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done
used this pic as base
tbh its basically impossible to draw reimu fully nude
she is unrecognizable without her hair decorations
anyway the nofap energy is taking over me
zero boners while drawing this
im above lust
anyway now ik how to draw tits and thighs and armpits
and yea i left her fuzzy
its cute
i had the idea of drawing her in an onsen
but i dont wanna accidentally fuck this up by drawing a shitty background
maybe i should try drawing something other than 2hoes
frills are a bit- nah nvm im getting the hang of it
but yea, no wonder zuns drawings suck
btw i intentionally left the hands offscreen
one hand went behind her head
other got cut off at the bottom
perfect compensation for lack of skill
im a genius
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>bc that symbol on his shirt means he is neutered, im p sure
idk wtf it means but there's a pic where author drew her buying it because she thought it looked like some cool rock band logo 
idk if he's a troon 
looks female enough 
>i wonder if castrates even have sexual drive at all
no not really 
they slowly go insane 
>btw isnt the final solution to the femboy question just to cut off their balls so they dont turn manly by the age of 30?
if you'll cut off your balls you'll either die before the age of 30 or become an eunuch and live to see a few centuries fly by 
eunuchs are generally not that girly for some reason 
you become manly when the puberty hits 
so you have to hop on blockers and start full blown HRT by then if you want to be girly 
this will severely decrease your life expectancy and you'll probably KYS because of the fucky wucky hormones infiltrating your brain giving you those crazy mood swings and stuff 
although some ppl take those easy 
while some go schizo after a little dose of testosterone 
no one knows why tf but americans are already discussing if hormonal therapy is a human right and should be available for kids 
generally there's no real need to physically castrate yourself 
and if you'll got through all this CBT 
you still won't be a woman 
and you'll prolly look like shit too 
>youre the one with osfie and berylie orbiting you 
i am p sure berriliy orbits FC 
>zero boners while drawing this
>im above lust
fujo sissyfication 
>intentionally left the hands offscreen
only kids play on easy modo
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uplink's fucking fun 
it's just like space warlord organ trading simulator but without space war organs and tradubg 
but yeah it was clearly inspired  by it 
btw i know that you aren't supposed to get caught but if i do 
do i really need to type all the fucking banking credentials to pay my fines MANUALLY? 
and btw do i really get v& if i don't or i can just say IRS CIA NSA KGB and all those faggots to fuck off?
>tradubg
i accidentally smashed my keyboard 
>but yeah it was clearly inspired  by it 
later by the former obviously
fujochan doesnt know it yet but theyre already under jeff protection
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>>3910
>do i really need to type all the fucking banking credentials to pay my fines MANUALLY? 
I wouldn't know, I haven't played enough to remember.
>btw do i really get v&
The Uplink Corporation sells you out instantly if you do something to make the glowies too mad.
You can at least set up security systems to prevent them from searching your machine, though. That's for when they don't have anything to incriminate you with.
Also, watch out for passive tracing. Cover your tracks fully and bounce through as many connections as possible. Banks are especially good because it slows them down a bit more.
I think the game has a modding scene if you get interested enough, by the way.
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>I wouldn't know, I haven't played enough to remember
when was the last time you played? 
got fined on my first mission 
yeah only after that i bothered to read the help screen and study tf bouncing is 
honestly deleting the logs each time is such a fucking hassle 
and you get paid more than you get fined 
but yeah your reputation goes to shit now there's that 
seems like higher up missions are cock blocked by it so i actually have to bother with opsec 
such a bummer 
>Also, watch out for passive tracing
yeah ik about it 
just delete a few logs and that's it 
seems like that 
the tracing thingy that i bought for 300c shows that i am not being traced but i am not sure if it's reliable 
i really like how i can dial up my client and start demanding all the money upfront nau
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>>3914
>when was the last time you played?
Probably over a year ago. 
>got fined on my first mission
Nice. I think it was the same for me.
This is permadeath, by the way. If you're v&, it's back to the beginning.
>honestly deleting the logs each time is such a fucking hassle
Gets easier with better tools, and I'm pretty sure that there was a much faster way of doing it than what I assume you're doing, I just don't remember exactly how so you probably have to look it up. Something to do with starting extra processes of log deleter so that it lets you get rid of a bunch at the same time than individually waiting for each one.
>seems like higher up missions are cock blocked by it
I think not? IIRC that's more to do with your experience than your reputation. It probably affects how much you can boss your clients around and some certain missions, but not all high level ones.
You don't have to fail a mission to get a bad reputation, by the way. The kinds of missions you accept and complete affect it too. If you prefer ones that ruin people's lives over messing with big corporations, you'll have a worse name.
And if you have no missions to do, you can fast-forward the time and something will pop up eventually. There are story missions too, but they only start after the in-game timer passes long enough. Pay attention to the news and your mail to start them. You can also just ignore it completely and the story will progress by itself without your meddling.
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>>3914
Forgot to say.
>just delete a few logs
Depends on who you're fucking with. If it's a bank, you better make sure every trace is wiped.
>the tracing thingy that i bought
That only indicates when there's an active trace on you. Passive ones are invisible and you can only know they're happening by either being caught by one or checking the logs of where you've been and seeing if anyone's been following you (if that's not another game I'm thinking of). They're not so hard to avoid, but can get you if you start being too comfortable.
It's good to upgrade it early, cheap to do and it helps.
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>>3916
Kind of bad info, fuck. I'm slowly remembering.
You shouldn't always delete every single log. There are connection and disconnection logs for each user. So when you disconnect, you'll leave a log even if you got rid of everything else. Means you should leave your initial connection log there, because it'll be obvious that you're trying to cover your tracks if there's only a disconnect one.
Just have to think of what would look the least suspicious.
You can also use the terminal to delete logs and do other things, but I never tried.
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>If you're v&, it's back to the beginning
yeah they said that your gate gets confiscated and your account deleted 
>IIRC that's more to do with your experience than your reputation
currently bunch of clients tell me to fuck off 
because my criminal record is insane 
just like in real life 
>That only indicates when there's an active trace on you
yeah fuck 
turns out it's non-reliable 
>It's good to upgrade it early
ughhhh 
upgrade what? 
that 300c trace detector? 
i also bought the HUD already 
p useful 
>I'm slowly remembering
see 
it's not over yet 
you can beat your dementia if you try hard enough 
>you should leave your initial connection log there
i know that's p intuitive and iirc game tells you about it somewhere 
>can also use the terminal
somehow it's slower than UI 
it's says that it's UNIX or some shit but it's fucking DOS
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>>3918
>currently bunch of clients tell me to fuck off because my criminal record is insane
You can get rid of it.
>turns out it's non-reliable
Yeah, much better when you upgrade it.
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>You can get rid of it
you can bribe govs?
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>>3920
Nah, have to hack into the Criminal Database and clear your record. I think it's actually not hard for a novice agent.
By the way, after you get your fill of the game, there's something called Onlink that adds a lot of stuff.
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they have those elliptic curves and shit i'll have to save up for soft that can bypass those
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>>3922
Huh, sure you're in the right server? Global Criminal Database. It should only need basic stuff to do properly. 
Software required: Decypher, Proxy Disable v1, Password Breaker.
I think there is a mechanic that makes them more alert if you mess up and instantly try again, FYI.
>>3923
Nevermind, that's right.
Too bad. Might have to just restart if you can't make any money, lol.
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Another thing, there's a stock market server. Do good for a company, they go up. Mess with them, goes down.
Here's a beginner guide that explains anything better than I can, if you want it.
https://guide.modlink.net/section1.php
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>Might have to just restart if you can't make any money, lol
nah they give those piss easy sabotage missions from time to time 
i wasted all my fucking money on that new CPU and then month ended 
turns out there's a 500c loan each fucking month 
well i got in debt and had to pay 500 more c 
almost fucking lost because they only gave me one week and there weren't any missions 
>there's a stock market server
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT EARLIER? 
but yeah i am yet to realize in which way can you do something "good" for a company 
ig buy high sell low isn't working there 
i also like how the uplink hacker list has mostly slavic names
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>>3926
>turns out there's a 500c loan each fucking month
If you sink too low, you can make accounts in other banks and transfer the money to your Uplink account.
Though you'll have to dig yourself out quick before all the interest and further debt kills you for good.
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT EARLIER?
I never used it myself so it took a bit to recall. I have no idea how well it works.
>yet to realize in which way can you do something "good" for a company 
Pretty much just doing missions for them.
>i also like how the uplink hacker list has mostly slavic names
Lol.
I think there are simple enough ways to get rich, but from now on it'd be more fun to just figure most of it out on your own and only look basic stuff up.
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>there are multiple banks you can take loans in 
so 
how much can i loan at a time? 
if take a loan to cover an another loan i suppose i can do it for quite a while 
>I have no idea how well it works
i hope it does work well 
because if it's not i'll have to actually work to get money and i don't like that
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>>3928
>how much can i loan at a time?
You'll have to figure out. This is pretty much where my experience ends. Tell how it goes.
>Onionsite Not Found
bring it back up faggot
due to rampant gangstalking from the schizocuck i decided to take down the original address
here is le secret one just for my junkufrens
ad3kpve4mnktoqlpuiax2kjiealctomwqemqygydhvyjq6z64u5vbsad.onion
admin plz change on the top thx
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>>3889
>but there are civvies too
I get that the war is somewhat isolated to mostly eastern Ukraine, but I would think that'd kinda put the kibosh on idk, tourism in the western part.
>i miss maraudering
You miss what- what?

>>3890
>That's what I prefer.
Another night owl on the internet, color me shocked.
What do you stay up to all night?
>the fear of having to repeat will get me going from now on.
I've NEVER heard this one before!
>I literally just die out of nowhere in raids
I see the game has actually gotten WORSE.  Good to know.  That or the hackers have just gotten so good they just outright delete you at random now.  Tarkov is just telling you that Arena is now all they care about.
Glad you got your bank issue fixed!

Rest In Peace, Denpa.
>>3931
ye sure
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>>3932
Hey. What's up.
>What do you stay up to all night?
The computer. Doing various things on it.
>I've NEVER heard this one before!
Yeah. But this time I really have to.
>I see the game has actually gotten WORSE.
I just tried to play with a squad and had a raid where I literally didn't spawn in. Everybody else did.
The game is like The Zone, it's alive and forming itself to try to keep me out.
They also broke adding friends. Have to restart like a dozen times for both of you to see each other in your friends list.
I think I might have to stop playing the game before you even come back to it, lol. It barely works.
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>>3934
>The computer. Doing various things on it.
That feel.
>this time I really have to.
Yeah, I imagine that stipend kinda depends on it.  I mean that and, the usual old promise of being able to find relatively good employment after the fact.
Though, Lord knows that last part ain't really how it works, the world over.
>before you even come back
After all you've told me about it, I don't think I will at all...  the game really needs to stay in the oven.  Or at this rate the fridge.  Forever.

Watched or read anything interesting lately?
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>>3935
>I don't think I will at all. . .
I doubt you'd get the same problems, I'm just marked for death when it comes to Tarkov. But yeah.
We can play when Arena comes out. Or if you have any other game in mind.
>Watched or read anything interesting lately?
I'm pretty slow with consuming stuff other than games. I think Generation Kill was the first thing I watched in several months, and that was only cause the book got me interested enough.
Slow with what I'm reading as well, but at least progressing. Same thing as I said last time.
You doing anything, or just resting?
Playing stuff so slow with the replies, sorry.
>>3934
now that im learning how to draw i think i can appreciate thighs like those even more
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>I would think that'd kinda put the kibosh on idk, tourism in the western part
there's fucking nothing in the west 
i mean like really 
there's like ughhhh 
Krimea and chernobyl 
but yeah 
<i miss maraudering
>You miss what- what?
your niggers do that to 
it's when ppl flee from war occupied territories and leave their shit behind 
apparently it's unmoral and illegal to borrow their things but idk 
there are not enough patrols to stop me 
>>3935 
i'd sell my lung to play detroit with a voice acting from Fargus 
btw how are yours? 
since you are already bald you can start cooking meth and become literally walter
>there's fucking nothing in the west 
i meant east
>>3938
nice pic
i drew kyubey
somehow its awful
its so many subtle details that fuck it up
the shape of the ear feels wrong
also the face
it looks creepy and not his cute creepy, just straight up creepy
and ofc i couldnt get his ear hair to be symmetrical
damn no wonder symmetry is such a strong point in attractiveness
you need some real good genes to have that
btw i love to live in the future
i forgot his name so i just looked up 'that weird madoka bunny cat alien thing' and the first result was his page on madoka wiki lol
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i tried copying these
a bit better ig
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>weird madoka bunny cat alien thing
how can you forget QB? 
he's one of the funniest characters in the series 
btw heard there's a new movie soon 
i bet it's gonna suck ass 
looks awesome though 
shaft got p good at drawing construction cranes 
do they have an industrial fetish or something like really 
wtf most of their backgrounds look either like a construction zone or IKEA 
or a fucking shipbuilding factory
>idk wtf it means but there's a pic where author drew her buying it because she thought it looked like some cool rock band logo
ik the meme she is referencing
same one that taught me that symbol
some faggot thought it looked cool and tattooed it on his arm
later he learned it meant he is castrated
funny bc he thought id make him look more macho or something
>eunuchs are generally not that girly for some reason
you need to be a horny cumbrain to wanna be girly
cutting off your balls fixes that
hence the 40%
after the horny wears off, the tranny realizes the massive mistake he just made and ropes
>i am p sure berriliy orbits FC 
and he orbits you
so yea
the moon also circles the sun
>fujo sissyfication 
nah just standard nofap vibe
youd know if you went more than 3 days without strangling mahi jr.
>>3942
>i bet it's gonna suck ass 
probably tbh
idk why pump more madoka stuff
yea it was good, but there is nothing else to milk
it was a bait-and-switch thing
<woooohhhhhh cute magical girls ToT QT chest and belly ToT
<oh wait, its existential terror
there is really not much else to do other than rehearse the same thing
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>he thought id make him look more macho or something
normies and their dysfunctional  pattern recognition smh 
>youd know if you went more than 3 days without strangling
i already did 
haven't really felt anything like that
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yeah they fucked up their heads real bad
using a machete to carve is a lot easier
and i mean actual carve
not just debark
i got another stick
this one is lighter than the others
feels good to swing around
i tried to sharpen a tip
kinda worked
but wood cant hold an edge
first time i tried to poke with it, it went blunt
ur supposed to harden them with fire smh 
/watch?v=BEZPTSJb7dE
autistic af though 
just file down a rebar
>>3948
>harden them with fire
woooaahhhhhh
i-i saw that on cdda!

anyway guys, here is a protip: sleep everyday or you will suffer the consequences
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You said the criminal database was easy to hack. 
What the fuck this shit traces you in mere seconds even when you bounce through all continents 13 times in a row, is there a way to slow it down? 
I don't want to click on all the map squares for a whole minute before i can connect. 
Yeah guess i'll also need that new gate with an additional CPU slot too.
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>>3950
If you keep trying again immediately after messing up once, their traces get faster and faster. I think, cause that's how it felt to me. Probably should wait a little while before you attempt it again.
>is there a way to slow it down?
Besides making sure you're bouncing through banks and everything remotely secure, you can buy yourself some time by running your tools in the right order. Some of them don't initiate an active trace and some of them do.
>I don't want to click on all the map squares 
You don't have to set your bounces through there, I don't think. There was a tab that lets you pick every available server pretty fast, though I don't remember how to open it. Look around.
Not everything you can bounce through shows up immediately, though. You might want to look around some directiories to get more connections. Try to have 30 or 50 bounces.
You can also save your bounces and load them but you probably already figured that out.
Make sure your first bounce is InterNIC, by the way. I think it makes it much easier to stop passive traces.
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i lowkey wanna build a training dummy so i can practice fighting with my stick
i feel powerful when i hold it
it must be deeply ingrained in my monkey brain to like having a stick
its just natural selection yk?
monkey with stick has higher chance of survival than monkey with no stick
>>3952
monkey with no stick soon finds himself ruled by monkey with stick
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>Some of them don't initiate an active trace and some of them do
Damn, forgot about that.
>You might want to look around some directiories to get more connections
Already did that 
>Make sure your first bounce is InterNIC, by the way. I think it makes it much easier to stop passive traces
I've been using the uplink testing machine all this time, is there really a difference? 
>monkey with stick has higher chance of survival than monkey with no stick
Seen the stick thread on /v/ ? 
I swear those niggers will talk about anything other than games.
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>>3954
>forgot about that
Another thing, careful with any high-level systems if you haven't upgraded your log deleter yet. They can use log undeleters while tracing you, just like you can.
>already did that
 I think the phone directory was a good one if you've missed it.
>is there really a difference
I think so, because InterNIC never changes its admin password. Unless that one doesn't as well, then it's probably the same.
I'm surprised you haven't gotten v& or fired yet. I didn't make it very far on my first run.
anyone wanna gamble on whether or not osfie went to school today?
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>if you haven't upgraded your log deleter yet
I did. It was piss cheap and looked useful  
>InterNIC never changes its admin password
Neither the uplink test machine, i trust uplink a bit more than those NIC guys 
>I'm surprised you haven't gotten v& or fired yet
Yeah that's weird. 
Gonna make a new account to play with the stocks and bank loans. Lets see how half-assed are those
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>anyone wanna gamble
Yeah, but what are we betting?
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Severely disappointed. The loans you can take are laughably small and have insane interest rates. 
The stocks update once a month and at best you'll just double your money. 
The companies are randomized each new game but it seems like investing all your shit in ARC is generally profitable, although it seems like ARC is getting tied in the game's plot at some point so it's probably only for the first few months, and you generally should invest your shit in two or three companies simultaneously because profit and stuff. 
It's actually way faster to earn money manually than by speculating on stocks and waiting. Mainly because game's maximum speed is like 3 hours a second and that's insanely fucking slooooow. 
That's the main reason stocks are fucking useless, this shit requires insane patience and dedication. 
It's like a cookie clicker but you can only click once every 5 minutes. 
My fried dopamine receptors can't stand this torture. 
Yeah, i can measure how much it takes for a month to end, then alt+tab this shit and check up on it once in a while but i can as well just fucking play it instead. 
The easiest fix for this cheesy shit would be allowing me to take five figure loans under sane 20 percent, but fucking jews don't want plebs to invest.
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Seems like arunmor shares skyrocket for a while after you get that mail from a dead hacker saying that ARC are evil guys or aliens or whatever. Just like in Cruelty Squad but more timid. My main account is still behind that date so i am going to abuse the shit out of it
>what are we betting?
one ramblewall
whoever loses has to write one
anyway i bet he skipped
>whoever loses has to write one
oh yea and the winner chooses the subject
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>i bet he skipped
Then everything's settled. 
He seemed half serious in that post number >>3934
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<deleting logs 
>I'm pretty sure that there was a much faster way of doing it than what I assume you're doing, I just don't remember exactly how so you probably have to look it up
Can't find shit about it
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>>3959
Figures. I would've heard more about it if it were refined. Onlink probably improves on it.
>>3960
>mail from a dead hacker
That's the first story beat, yeah. You can either side with the guys that the dead fag doesn't like, or do what he wants. Or do nothing.
>>3964
Mess around and try to find out. I think you could duplicate processes by clicking on one that's already running?

Also, I went to class. I literally have to now or I'll repeat.
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>I think you could duplicate processes by clicking on one that's already running?
So fucking simple and intuitive. Probably missed somewhere in the 97 page long game FAQ 
>I went to class
Jeff 
rtfm 
https://auremo.biz/gosts/gost-9466-75.html
Then take 20 (10 from each one) welding electrodes from GOSTs number 10051 and 10052 
Describe compare and tierlist them. 
The auremo site is mostly unreadable for the most part. The pdf's decent but it's in snowrunes. 
You know the GOST numbers have fun figuring this shit out. 
This will be a valuable experience. 
Don't care how long will it take. 
You are free to ramble as much as you want.
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>>3966
If you like the game enough you might wanna play Hacknet too. More simplified than Uplink but it's still really fun. 
Also focuses on missions more than freeplay. Worth it just for the final mission of the DLC.
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>you might wanna play Hacknet
I've heard about it before. Around the time it came out a shitty russian clone appeared and rutracker went up in flames. 
Only those wiggers can argue about games no one even downloads. 
It's linux native, may give it a shot.
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>>3970
Need me to upload? Don't think it's big.
>rutracker 
I like reading comments on really old torrents in that place sometimes.
Last time I checked there was an entire sub-forum dedicated to that one Russian-made FPS game that came out a while back, the one with the sexualized robots.
How'd they take to that game? I heard it sucked.
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>Need me to upload?
No, not really, maybe after i get bored with uplink. 
<rutracker 
>I like reading comments on really old torrents in that place
Chiki briki comrade. You know russian? 
>an entire sub-forum dedicated to that one Russian-made FPS game that came out a while back, the one with the sexualized robots.
Shit's been wild. A triple-A game from russia, the last one of those came out like forever ago. And i am not sure if the term "AAA" even existed back then. 
But yeah, typical AAA shit nothing really fun about the game. Just typical farcry 17 with some bioshockish elements. Combat is clunky and rigid. The graphics and voice acting were decent, though. The twins and vending machines were hot too. 
3/10 - Can't fist robots. Waste of the NKVD budget   
>How'd they take to that game?
They obviously were disappointed. It's just a AAA slop that takes up a quarter of your hard drive and fries your CPU. They liked new baldur's gate quite a lot, probably because they were starved for more divinity original sin.
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>>3972
>You know Russian?
Nah, just using auto-translate. Makes it better when they're barely comprehensible.
>nothing fun about the game
Figures.
I got to that casino level in Cruelty Squad and got such a headache after dying that I dropped the game for a couple days. Gonna try to finish it today.
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>Nah, just using auto-translate
Russian ebonics are the hardest language known to man, even i have troubles with trying to decipher their cryptic shit. The translator may as well output a markov chain, it'll be just as precise  
>I got to that casino level in Cruelty Squad
Worst level in the game. The green room is funny, though. You can also fish on it, there's a wheel fish that costs an entire warehouse of arms and legs. There's also that slot machine with guns, you can get the worst gun in the game from it but it's meme tier, don't even bother. The game gets immensely better after casino ends, the level after it is my personal favorite. 
Gonna hack that stupid fucking criminal database today
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>>3974
>Russian ebonics are the hardest language known to man
Lol. I've heard. 
I remember reading of this one non-Russian guy who studied the language for most of his life and was practically fluent at it. He joined a Russian group in some MMO and literally couldn't understand 80% of what was being said, while they understood him perfectly. Cool stuff.
Translators do well enough most of the time, though.
>There's also that slot machine, don't even bother
Thanks for telling. I was planning to sit there rolling it.
I'm going to get drunk for the first time today if things go as planned. Should be nice.
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>a Russian group in some MMO
The druggie slang is the most bizarre one, as far as i know. The gun nerds are also near impossible understand. In russian we have like 9 synonyms for the word "magazine" and we still can't figure out which one is the "right" one.
>couldn't understand 80% of what was being said, while they understood him perfectly
Russian is actually very easy to speak and write but hard as fuck to comprehend. It's a very free language, there's no "wrong way" to build a sentence. Still an insanely huge glossary and the fact that time isn't linear, filters out 80% of the uzbeks.
>Thanks for telling. I was planning to sit there rolling it
Well you can get that gun just for the lulz. But it's like literally meme tier, zero practical applications. 
>I'm going to get drunk for the first time today
It's only 12. Still haven't ate your breakfast?
>even i have troubles with trying to decipher their cryptic shit
i wanted to say "when" instead
>>3977
either would've been fine tbh
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>>3976
>we have like 9 synonyms for the word "magazine" and we still can't figure out which one is the "right" one.
Cool. Even in English people still have trouble between "magazine" and "clip."
>It's only 12
3, now. 12 is usually when I have the university meal.
I make sure to snatch all the tissues I can from the tables. They're pricey here.
>>3977
Fits better, actually. But should say "trouble" without an "s" at the end.
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>either would've been fine tbh
Yeah, not as annoying as confusing "is" and "are" for the seventh time this day. 
>trouble between "magazine" and "clip."
Both clip and magazine have a shitload of shared meanings in russian, even more than in english. Shit's confusing. 
>They're pricey here.
Fucking why? Office paper prices are also going out of hand. But what are you even using tissues for? I just use toilet paper for everything besides writing.
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>Fucking why?
Don't know. The economy here is down the gutter.
>what are you even using tissues for? 
Because they're free to take wherever you eat.
>I just use toilet paper
Huh. Here there's practically no difference between tissues and TP.
I mostly just use baby wipes, though. Why don't you? They're both cheaper and more effective than any other kind of paper.
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>economy here is down the gutter
Saw articles about people using bitcoin because it's unironically more stable than liers, i remember that they are pronounced like lirs no fucking idea how they are written. 
Last time i've been to turkey you could buy shit with coins because they were in a high enough nominal, that's bizarre. Here coins are completely useless and just clutter your pockets. 
<what are you even using tissues for? 
>Because they're free
Got it.
>Here there's practically no difference between tissues and TP
Since TP is in the "humanitarian aid" category it's one of the very few things that got cheaper after the war started. There are also different marks of toilet paper. 
Mainly third layered paper and some shit made from toxic waste, wouldn't put it anywhere near my ass plus it breaks all the time. Kinda fine when you fold it a couple times. 
I mostly just use it to filter out solid stuff from my dishes  
>They're both cheaper and more effective than any other kind of paper
They get fucky when wet, and they don't sell them in the industrial quantities i desire. 
Why do you like autumn so much?
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>>3983
>i remember that they are pronounced like lirs
The pronunciation is "lir-ah." At least here. I think it actually varies by language.
The spelling is lira, and that's everywhere.
>Last time i've been to turkey you could buy shit with coins
Yeah, used to be able to get a bottle of water for just a coin. Now you need like five. Still considerable, but it's gotten worse.
>I mostly just use it to filter out solid stuff from my dishes 
What do you eat nowadays, anyway? Still haven't figured out what the least bothersome food is?
>They get fucky when wet
I thought that to be every kind of paper.
>the industrial quantities i desire
Damn, just how many do you need? They sell wipes in packs of 350 here.
>Why do you like autumn so much?
More that I like Aki than I like Autumn that much.
It's the most aesthetically pleasing season, though. Great if you're in a windy place and the leaves are flying around.
I got two cans of beer, apparently they're 7% ABV. Hope it doesn't taste too bad.
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>What do you eat nowadays, anyway?
I recently started drinking milk with protein powder because i have literal kilograms of those i got for free and they are just rotting away. Cold milk sucks, though. Don't know why taste varies so much by temperature. 
I am still skipping days, but when i am not it's mostly just bread and eggs, sometimes rice/buckwheat and chicken or fish. Literal autism meme diet, oh and sometimes pasta with cheese, haven't ate it in like three weeks. I chew on gum a lot because my jaw is jittery as fuck. 
>what the least bothersome food is?
I am kinda used to being nauseous all the time and forcefully stuffing myself with bland shit. Better than being fat i guess. 
By dishes i meant solid residue from chemicals, by the way. I don't cook with toilet paper, it's just a normal paper, but it's kinda gross because it has toilet in the name. 
<fucky when wet
>I thought that to be every kind of paper
It's alright as long as it doesn't rip. When you layer toilet paper a bunch of times it can withstand some water passing through. Office paper is kinda waterproof and napkins just break and turn into flakes, other options aren't as disposable 
>just how many do you need?
I go into the store buy 24 (the check limit) toilet paper packs with 8 rolls in each and forget about this shit for a year. That's kinda my worldview, i do that with everything that can be bought. 
There are those THREE HUNDRED METERS OF SOCKS packs with a shitload of socks, really comfy. They got me hooked on hoarding shit that normal people just resupply from time to time. Especially clothing, i fucking hate cloth shops so much it's unreal. So when i find a decent pair of pants i buy 20 of those. 
That's where i waste all my money 
>I got two cans of beer
Not chugging a whole six pack in one go? 
>apparently they're 7% ABV
That's an average for a beer, although there's a particular very popular brand that has 9% 
Very popular among homeless people and industrial alpinists 
Wait are you trying beer for the first time in your life?
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>>3985
>Cold milk sucks
I'm a normal human being, he says. 
>Literal autism meme diet
Huh, really? It sounds perfectly fine to me.
>I am kinda used to being nauseous all the time
Damn.
>It's alright as long as it doesn't rip.
I just tested it and the baby wipes I have get pretty much zero impact from water. Doesn't even get any easier to rip because of it.
Maybe they're just made differently here and over there.
>my worldview
That's pretty good. I'd also do that with everything if I could.
>when I find a decent pair of pants I buy 20 of those.
I'm jealous. I just use the same pair or two for years straight.
>Wait are you trying beer for the first time in your life?
Yeah, first time ever drinking anything alcoholic.
I opened a can before starting to type this post and I'm halfway through it.
Actually the worst tasting thing that I've ever drank in my life. I'm tearing up because of how bad it is. I don't even wanna finish it but I'm forcing myself. It better have a nice effect soon.
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<Cold milk sucks
>I'm a normal human being, he says. 
It's called having preferences, nothing insane about it. 
>It sounds perfectly fine to me
Maybe i overestimated average people, but there's more variety in prison.
>baby wipes I have get pretty much zero impact from water
Turkish nanotechnology, heard rumors about it. 
>Yeah, first time ever drinking anything alcoholic.
Aren't you like nineteen or something?
>the worst tasting thing that I've ever drank in my life
Still drank it, typical. I think they put some shit to deliberately worsen the taste. They already do that with methanol so dumbfucks won't drink it. You may want to try craft beer, but i don't think that you should. 
>tearing up because of how bad it is
Really? Turkish bear must suck, and they tax it insanely high. Turkish government must really hate alcoholics, probably something to do with that teetotaler guy from quaran. 
>It better have a nice effect soon
It's not really nice when you are alone, at least for me. You should try a-pvp next time.
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>nofap
I've never really understood the purpose of this. Like, has it ever made much of a difference for anyone beyond what abstaining from doing anything else that wastes time would do? I never got any sort of results from trying it. Then again, maybe my input shouldn't count because the longest streak I've ever had was just one week ever since I turned 10.
>the pile of random stuff that gets thrown in front of my window
>yea my window is basically a lootbox
>ppl just give me free shit
>i can always stick my head out to look for random treasure
What the hell? How does that happen? Do you put a Goodwill sign at the window?
>its prolly a good thing im basically forbidden from drawing anything lewd
I don't know how anyone who gets a high degree of skill at drawing with few other sexual outlets would resist the urge to draw anything lewd forever, kek.

>lambda has been down all day
>ig historicalspammer finally managed to overload the server with handsome men
<It comes back.
<There's someone spamming now that's even more mentally ill than Historicalfag.
>just servers to show that my overshare hugbox theory is correct
>all it took was for me to start oversharing first, then they all follow
They're w*men. Oversharing about their personal lives before talking about any topic of substance is in their nature. I think what makes most nanotrannies overshare in Nanosphere spaces is the lack of other outlets they have.
>it would only be fitting if they started to hate me
Would probably accuse you of being a predator because you made them talk about their masturbation habits, kek.
>ill be the one to groom them into becoming identityfaggots and making friends among each other and getting real gay with the oversharing
Oh, shit. I thought the main goal was to recruit one or some of these fujoshis into the Nanosphere. We're trying to trannify literally everyone there? Conquer really is conquer.
>whats the next place ill move to
What about trying to spread GLAGgotry to a forum next? It'd be easier in a way because everyone's already an identityfag, but it'd also be harder in a way because there would be a more defined pre-existing hierarchy among the users, so to speak. Take it as a challenge to broaden grooooming skills. Some of the folks at the Joy of Satan seem like they'd be insane interesting enough to become nanotrannies: https://ancient-forums.com – I imagine this one would be pretty hard not to seem like an outsider in if we go nanotranny from the beginning, though. The grooming would have to be more gradual.

>tbh its basically impossible to draw reimu fully nude
>she is unrecognizable without her hair decorations
Kek, fuck you for making me visualize that just to confirm you're right.
>im above lust
After just three days? That's crazy.
>all drawers are insane
Imagine spending years of your life to learn how to draw something only to be replaced by robots.

>btw i stayed up all night drawing naked women
Just one step away from going full lewd with the drawings now.
>if not this, id be sexually harassing underage girls on discord
Why not both? ;)
>i forgot his name so i just looked up ’that weird madoka bunny cat alien thing’ and the first result was his page on madoka wiki lol
<That feel when not the only one to forget the names of characters from most animes I watch

>yesterday i learned of freexiv
<Doesn't tell how he learned.
Hmph, meanie.
>now i can finally browse pixiv stuff
Ever since I discovered, I've really been taking in how much coomtent I've been missing out on myself. It's crazy how much stuff there is there that I haven't found searching any of the boorus that I listed on TLE3 before freexiv.
>idk where he even got the idea of fetishizing her feet when her armpit are the obvious choice
<He doesn't fetishize literally every part of the body.
Get on my level.
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>>3987
>It's called having preferences
Yeah. Deranged ones.
>more variety in prison
I guess I'm used to it too. Last week I ate nothing but fries.
>Aren't you like nineteen
Yeah. Never even laid eyes on any alcohol before that, though. Muslim country and all.
>Still drank it, typical.
I mean, I had to.
>Really?
Yeah. I was writhing in the floor from how disgusting it felt and I nearly even puked.
>It's not really nice when you are alone
It didn't really make me feel anything. I noticed some slight dizziness when walking around, but that was it. 
My mood did change, but that was because of how terrible the drink was and not because of the alcohol.
0/10, making myself faint is better and also free.
I think I'll try liqour later if I can afford any.
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>not the only one to forget the names of characters from most animes I watch
Honestly, i often can't recall the titles.
<preferences
>Deranged ones
Cold milk is objectively worse, how can you even argue about that. 
Cold milk isn't satan but i would never drink it when i have the option not to. Even water is better 
>Last week I ate nothing but fries
I read that with a thick Texan accent.
>I was writhing in the floor from how disgusting it felt and I nearly even puked
Writhing on the floor? It must have been really fucking atrocious, the cheapest one you could get? There's cider, it tastes a bit better if that concerns you. Just like apple juice but worse 
>I think I'll try liqour later if I can afford any
You can brew your own, it's rather easy. 
No boiling water and stuff. 
Highly illegal, though. But it's easier to conceal than a growbox if you are living in dorms. 
Although alcohol fucking sucks and it's second worst GABA shit that exists. You are better off overdosing on ""sleeping pills"" they use in animal control. 
Why are you even trying it? Deliberately becoming alcoholic?
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>>3990
>Cold milk is objectively worse
I'm too tired to debate.
Hot milk is definitely okay, but if it's lukewarm then I'd also rather have water instead.
Either way, cold is better for me because I rarely have milk on its own. I mainly use it for cereal, and it just needs to be cold then.
Am I recalling right, that you never tried cereal?
>It must have been really fucking atrocious
>the cheapest one you could get?
Picked up pretty much the first thing I saw.
It really was that bad, yeah. I'm still grimacing every time I recall the taste. The only thing I can slightly compare it to is that one time I accidentally drank a glass of olive oil. But way worse.
>alcohol fucking sucks
>Why are you even trying it?
Just curiosity. I wanna know how it feels. Didn't get the best first impression.
where jeffie @
>>3992
off getting gang stalked probably
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>I'm too tired to debate.
Bad excuse. 
>I rarely have milk on its own
Yeah, i also add all those shitty powders. In water they are horrific. You can't really store milk for long periods of time, though. That's a bummer. 
>that you never tried cereal?
I tried musli once, kinda sucked.
>I accidentally drank a glass of olive oil.
Hard to believe but some people do it on purpose.
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>>3994
>i also add all those shitty powders.
Yuck.
At least you're good at toughing stuff out. The average person with an eating disorder of that sort wouldn't be able to have something like that without puking.
>musli
Looks like oat flakes. They're not really supposed to be good, just healthy.
>Hard to believe but some people do it on purpose.
Not hard to believe after reading enough about /fit/ people.
They'll consume literally anything if they believe it makes them even a little healthier. I think I recall some of them eating onions like apples.
>>3995
Took your time. Pretty far for a first go.
I'm guessing it was the criminal database.
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>you're good at toughing stuff out
If I weren't i'd die. 
>puking
I almost never vomited in my life. When i did i either had a fewer and was in a car or overdosed. 
>Looks like oat flakes
Isn't that what cereal is? 
>They'll consume literally anything if they believe it makes them even a little healthier
I think they have some standards, most of them. Some eat fucking monkey kibble.
>I recall some of them eating onions like apples
That's fairly retarded considering their nutritional value, but i think that it's better than eating 12 eggs for breakfast only to waste forty minutes shitting them out. 
>I'm guessing it was the criminal database
No. 
I was fucking around, running multiple processes at the same time. Trying to understand how to automate this shit and i clicked on a couple of menus accidentally, rather dumb and retarded but i couldn't hack the criminal database anyway. Literally can't fucking work with a criminal record, shit's annoying as fuck. 
Also still can't find jack shit about automating log deletion.
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>>3997
>I almost never vomited in my life
That's weird. I imagined you doing it daily for some reason. But me neither. I don't recall it happening since childhood. 
Cars make me feel like it as well but you can fix that by having wind blow in your face.
>Isn't that what cereal is?
Yeah, but oats are just one type of it.
There's ones like Nesquik that are geared more towards taste than nutritional value. I don't know if it'd make a difference for you, though.
>still can't find jack shit about automating log deletion.
I think you can't? You can only speed it up with the duplicating thing I mentioned before, as far as I know.
>katawa shoujo
I ran for the first time in years yesterday. Pretty fun actually.
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>I imagined you doing it daily for some reason
Stereotype 
>you can fix that by having wind blow in your face
Tough to do so at winter while being inside of a train coupe or a bus. 
>Nesquik
Aren't they like literal satan? Their protein powder has a shitload of sugar and soy, afraid to imagine what's inside of their cereal. I think bitchpacks with ramen are healthier
>I don't know if it'd make a difference for you, though
Even if it tastes good i'll probably get sick of it after around three bites, so no, not really.
>I think you can't?
Post number 3916 
<just delete a few logs 
>Depends on who you're fucking with. If it's a bank, you better make sure every trace is wiped.
Now, i clearly remember having a conversation with you where you tell that it's possible to automate log deletion, but unfortunately i can't find it. Probably just another psychosis.
>I ran for the first time in years yesterday
It means that you ran it before? 
>Pretty fun actually
I only finished the Emi route, haven't really enjoyed it much, to be honest. 
Have you played the snoot game?
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>>3999
>Tough to do so at winter
Makes it even better. Don't like not being able to feel your face?
>Aren't they like literal satan?
Probably. Pretty much every company that makes food products is.
I'm nearly sure that I've had more bowls of their cereal than any other living human being, and I'm not croaking just yet. So it can't be that bad.
>i'll probably get sick of it after around three bites
I wonder if it would be more bearable for you if you had meals with variety. 
Like having a few things you actually like and switching through them every couple bites, or mixing them if they go well enough together.
>Probably just another psychosis
I also can't remember very well.
>It means that you ran it before?
Lol, I mean running as in the act itself.
But yeah, I've played it. Once when I was 12 and last time when I first moved into my new place.
Never finished it properly though, as it's baby's first VN and not that interesting. When I was a kid I repeatedly got the ending where you die because I didn't care for any of the girls.
I don't get how it got so many people to suddenly turn their lives around. I guess Anons were easier to impress back in the day.
>the snoot game
Nah, I don't like furry stuff.
I tried that eraToho thing since I already downloaded it, by the way. Not the strategy game one but the other.
My save consisted of training a bunch and then masturbating in my room before closing it after the first conversation I had with a character. That's because the lack of full translation just made it hard to immerse myself like I wanted, so it turned out boring.
I'd guess the strategy one is more fleshed out, but I'm not keen with games where you have to think and can't brute force through.
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>Don't like not being able to feel your face?
Usually i don't feel it, but i am beginning to when there's fucking wind blowing straight in it. 
>I've had more bowls of their cereal than any other living human being
Just, why? 
>it can't be that bad
Not now, you'll feel it later, around the time your knees will start falling apart. 
Although yeah, your endocrine system and pancreas can be ignored for your entire life. Shit doesn't really matter if you aren't planning to have kids, plus modern medical industry is tied DIRECTLY to the food one 
>Like having a few things you actually like and switching through them every couple bites
I actually do that, well not really, i rarely eat things that i like. But i always eat something with something. Marinated ginger is p good at removing the aftertaste of anything and it tastes semi-decently. I have a few jars of it that i got from a babushka on that bazaar. I still get nauseous after a while of that, but i can take like 10 bites instead of 3, some progress. 
By the way, I almost never eat that ginger, it just rots in the can. For some reason I get tired of it after a while, just saving it for special occasions 
>I don't get how it got so many people to suddenly turn their lives around
It did? 
>I guess Anons were easier to impress back in the day
It wasn't even that long ago. 
Only like a decade or something. 
>Nah, I don't like furry stuff
Hurr durr scalies. 
It's not furry, the game's a parody of a furry game, that's it.
It's quite decent and pretty short. 
There are also some amazing mods.
>Not the strategy game one but the other.
the VN one? 
>then masturbating
Wow, i thought you avoid lewd topics. 
>the lack of full translation just made it hard to immerse myself like I wanted
There's that anchor or something thingy that translates shit live. You can find and download it on /jp/'s era general. It's not a solution but it helps. 
By the way, you downloaded the up to date version right? 
The stable branch is as old as an average oak. 
>I'm not keen with games where you have to think and can't brute force through 
Don't worry, it's just like CKII. 
If you never played CKII then it's kind of like a story generator, really. The joy of it is fapping, not winning. You mostly just skip turns waiting for funny random encounters. The peak strategy here is deciding who are you going to fuck with and how you can get something out of it (optional.) 
All your side activities lead to sex. 
You can also create an OP character who's too powerful to loose, and then start raping everyone. 
Brute force is an option.
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>than any other living human being
Wait, are you implying that others died?
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>>4001
>Just, why?
Not because I loved it that much but because it was just all there was to eat for myself. Especially after the economy took a hit, we didn't have much in the fridge and my parents rarely cooked. So when I got hungry staying up all night my only choice was Nesquik 90% of the time.
I wouldn't call it bad though. I only got sick of it for a couple brief periods.
>you'll feel it later
Ah. Figures. I guess I don't mind.
>i actually do that
I see. 
So you wanna remove aftertastes? Maybe yoghurt would work? Or having some kind of drink and taking a sip of it immediately after a bite of anything.
>It did?
Yeah, actually. 
There were people unironically going full self-improvement mode and picking up hobbies just because of its impact to them. Thousands suddenly getting into running, drawing, writing, whatever. Even getting out of porn addiction.
Of course I don't know how many actually kept at it and didn't stop after a week or two, but I'm sure it's more than zero.
>wasn't even that long ago
I think it's a long time for the internet.
>the game's a parody of a furry game
Oh. Still, I don't wanna be looking at those things for any amount of time.
>the VN one?
Yeah. I know of the live translator, but eh, it's a duct-tape solution.
>i thought you avoid lewd topics
It's only a mention.
I don't mind them though. I still have the hots for 2D girls like any other internet dweller, I'm only asexual when it comes to anything to do with real life.
>The joy of it is fapping, not winning.
>You can also create an OP character who's too powerful to loose, and then start raping everyone. 
Oh. I might try it later then.
I never understood how people play and masturbate at the same time.
>>4002
There is a non-zero chance that it's killed someone before.
youtube.com/watch?v=neEAtaBYulM
I wonder if Jeff blew himself up while following my instructions
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>all there was to eat for myself. Especially after the economy took a hit
Sounds really fucking dystopian, but why not ramen? 
>Maybe yoghurt would work?
Not a fan of shit that's made from milk, yogurt, cheese, kefir. 
Gets nauseating really fast   
>some kind of drink
The only drink i enjoyed was mojito, i think it's objectively the best form of alcohol. It blends bad with most stuff, though.   
>There were people unironically going full self-improvement mode and picking up hobbies just because of its impact to them
I think those kinds of people would have started going full schizo after the slightest push, it's just so happened that they played katawa in their maniacal episode of BPD. 
Niggers get motivated to lift after watching jojo, like common, it's pure fucking garbage even by normie standards. 
>I don't wanna be looking at those things for any amount of time
Maybe there are mods that make characters human, but fucking dinosaurs running around humans is kind of a plot point, not significant, but it's mentioned a couple of times. 
Game's nothing special, though. No need to force yourself to play it.
Oh and also it's not an eroge.  
>I never understood how people play and masturbate at the same time
Skill issue. 
You only need a mouse to play and the game's turn based, so it's not that tough. 
(Some people make screencaps and masturbate later)
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>>4005
>why not ramen?
I actually couldn't figure out how to prepare it properly. I messed it up both times I tried.
But Nesquik was just better than it, I guess.
>The only drink i enjoyed was mojito
I don't mean anything necessarily alcoholic, if you took it like that. But you probably didn't.
Have you ever tried tea alongside your meals? Yes, hot tea.
>those kinds of people would have started going full schizo after
Maybe.
And yeah, it doesn't even have to be good for it to have that effect on them, I think a lot of the same people do also consider it meh looking back. Probably what was more unique about it was it being a community thing among Anons.
>Skill issue.
I don't mean it mechanically, sure, I could do it if I wanted, but more like what's the point of it? Is it really an enhancing experience?
>Some people make screencaps and masturbate later
Lol. I guess this is just what people who can't use their imagination do.
Also, ever tried an hookah?
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>I actually couldn't figure out how to prepare it properly
My condolences, didn't know it was that bad.  
>Have you ever tried tea alongside your meals?
I do drink a shitload of tea, but it's a necessity. If i won't drink tea i'll catch a cold and die. I don't like how tea tastes. Tried lots of flavors, all suck. 
>Is it really an enhancing experience?
Yeah, you generally should jerk off during horny shit. It puts that unique filter on top of your perception. 
>ever tried an hookah?
So that's how you call them in english. Yeah i did, i kinda get the point. More efficient and your throat hurts less, plus with some ancient dancing rituals it can actually smell semi-decent. But i prefer pipettes, for mobility and ease of use.  
Also if you fuck up the coals your throat is fucked, that's annoying.
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>>2601
<memory holed by denpa
i could look on my archive, but whatever its prolly worthless anyway
i wont bother with vanished posts

>>2602
>yk why there's no hygiene in dwarffortress?
lazy devs?
>because gamers fucking hate hygiene
b-but no hygiene is unrealistic!
>but actually it's just fucking annoying
realism is annoying
>realism killed many fun things and added new layers of headache
yea realism is actually a massive meme
every attempt at realism ends up bringing the worst aspects of it while leaving out the best ones (being able to smell a girl's perfume)
>i am sure at least one of your grandgrand dads grew up without a father figure
and instead grew up with his entire extended family in a homestead
good luck getting past his uncles + older cousins + aunts (back when women were based and walked around with shotguns)
>iirc the devs aren't actual furfags
>they just made a parody on a furfag game
>they also completely mogged the original artstyle
based
downloaded it forever ago but kept procrastinating playing
i really am just like denpa ugh
>it's called "sign language"
no
>the fuck?
lurk more
>i think you are better off raping ppl than larping as a hitler
wouldnt that only land me on the 2nd circle?
im sure i can go deeper
>those fucks draw the best pet play smut i swear
>why aren't straight ppl into it
lurking on fujochan i can confirm
you only find shit like this with gay sex involved
>it's so fucking hot
agreed

>>2603
>I see. I participate in them. Sorry.
wtf is even the point?

>>2609
>send them to the limbo
>which is how im calling this disk
ah fuck i forgot about this
now im gonna have to relabel
whatever ill do it later
<inb4 i forget again
denpa even deleted his good morning post smh
i hate denpas so much its unreal

>>2623
nice ass
is that a thing she does on the anime?
handstands with her ass on full display?
>Stick your face in there Jeff.
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff
>I'm convinced that most people on the internet actually communicate telepathically, and we just missed the genetic lotto on that new Zoomer gene.
nah they are all just like osfie
too socially retarded to make actual conversation even online

>>2628
>Before I got fucked in the ass by workplace medical anomalies, I was saving up for my own CNC machine.
how does it feel like having accelerated mortality?
already gave up all stupid long term plans and are now living in the moment and never been happier?

>>2655
>Denpa, that's literally just a diary.  Just make a diary, open a fucking word document on your computer, and add to it every day.
this is why i fucking hate denpa so much
its like his brain is so tiny and damaged that he cannot properly classify stuff in his head
every fucking time he wants something, its like- ok imagine youre on a date with denpa and you order pizza
then when the pizza arrives she says
<ewwww i dont want pizza! i wanted to eat italian food *pout*
wha- you- STOP BEING RETARDED
im glad he is finally gone
funny how denpa survived everything so far
the worst of the worst
prolly nano's ultimate survivor
but he couldnt survive the jeff
noone can

>>2664
>The earlier I die, the sooner I get isekai'd and bang my harem of nekomimi hoes, right?
thats a scam
you dont respawn WITH a cat harem, but rather IN a cat harem
youll be the concubine of an ugly bastard
but the good news is that you can cuck him in secret
maybe even kill him and take over his harem
yea, now THAT is a plot for a good hentai
<that one time i reincarnated as a futa catgirl and stole an ugly bastard's harem from under his nose
>Well Jesus Christ Denpa, what DO you want to talk about then?  Just your gender dysphoria?
hes always like that
i hate denpas so much its unreal

>>2676
>I feel shy about it.
i bet its something autistic and antisocial like engineering

>>2677
i wonder if there are any good pics of reimu without her hair decorations
i think i only saw one
she was kinda recognizable too
looked cute ig, with her hair completely down

>>2678
>but yeah corruption is fucking amazing
>can't imagine living in a bureaucratic hellhole that actually monitors where the money are going
this but unironically
i have talked to some ppl in positions of power and heard some stuff
and i get the impression that 99% of corruption is rather harmless
actually its the opposite of harmful
there is just so fucking much bureaucracy on everything that sometimes you either bend the rules or shit simply cant get fixed and ppl suffer
and that is still considered a crime

>>2679
>you won't get girls after simping  for imaginary ones
shit, that explains a lot
you watch one vtuber asmr and its over

>>2690
>you can't be happy 24/7
>happiness isn't an emotion on it's own
>it's just the opposite of sadness
>having breaks makes it more colorful in the end
get off tumblr
but yea youre right
happiness is just a jewish psyop to sell your prodooct

>>2693
>more than 250000 characters
>150 fucking pages
easy peasy tbh
>and it barely scratches the surface of the NANO lore
>denpa and jeff were whoring themselves out on the internet for YEARS
>there are thousands of pages of LORE
thats true
we can prolly rival wh90k

>>2694
>Are we actually the same age?
>>2696
>then we are all around the same age?
ew so im surrounded by old farts?
sorry but anyone >30 is a dinosaur online

>>2706
>you and jeff still have around 40 years to go
i really dont see myself living to my 30s tbh
i always feel like im ready to drop dead at any moment
deadass if i died rn i wouldnt even be upset
not like id be missing much anyway

>>2709
>damn so that's why he was nagging me with bomb recipes
>hahaha that's fucking funny
>kinda sad but i can't deny how hilarious it is
its just the optimal way tbh
you already talked about how a gunshot to the head isnt that big a deal since you can still perfectly live in current year as a 40iq retard with a hole in your skull
an explosion would just completely destroy all your brainstem
there is nothing to be salvaged
ofc id test it on a watermelon first

>>2709
>i hope he's not going to just kill himself
i have been having a good vibe since i started nofapping
yea im willing to gaslight myself into blaming this placebo
>why won't you tell me what the fuck this buzzword means
he literally does not know

>>2717
>She actually has no obligation to save you from death if you're not a Gensokyo native.
wtf even is a gensokyo native?
ik nothing of the lore
i just jack off to the hot girls

>>2719
>No nicknames. Please.
ok onesentencefaggot
>If you have full-on reincarnation and you come out of some villager's womb as a baby with no recollection of your past life, then you're okay.
>If you're transported as you are now, then you're considered an outsider and there aren't any laws against eating you.
but what if i get isekaid as a baby and keep my memories and horniness so when i grow up i try to get some shota armpitsex action with milf reimu?

>>2734
>If every Anon who dies goes to Gensokyo, what do you think will happen? There can only be one.
yes
fight to the death for a chance to go on a date with patchi
i wouldnt lose
>No idea how easy it is to sneak past youkai, actually. They might just sense your soul or something.
you just need to trick cirno into guarding you
she is the strongest touhou, after all
too bad shes also the smartest (she can do fractions)

>STOP PUSHING HIM YOU'RE SCARING HIM AWAY!
and yet he is still around
built for oversharing

>>2737
>is being an incel really jeff's main reason?
unironically yes
>idk he was completely blackpilled on women being retarded from the start
and i wish the blackpill was false
alas
>could have resorted to sex tourism or rape
not the same as having a cute 4'11 bubbly bouncy skinny pixie maniac girl looking lovingly into my eyes and saying she loves me bc im me
>killing ppl because no sex is just blatantly autistic
yea tbh the only reason im not doing it is bc i actually have friends so im just grooving for now

>>2740
>Yeah, you probably won't get that far without something coming for you. Better practice your begging.
foot worship for mercy
cunnilingus for protection

>>2741
>no actually i choose it myself when joining the shadow cabal IRC
yea you really gotta be careful when picking an online handle
you never know when its gonna stick

>>2746
>when he's a boy he's a boy
>but if he has a functional vagina and looks like a loli i don't really mind that fact
unironically i always saw him as a boy no matter what
trap braindamage i suppose

i keep seeing these excepts from denpaposts, but ill keep assuming 99% whats written in them are worthless
well i dont have to assume, ik from exp

>>2752
>pic
i want her to close the gap in my soul

>>2757
>i inserted as a mahiro because i like mihari
yea i wish i had a mad scientist sister to forcefully feminize and infantilize me too

>>2765
>He's gonna have a lot of posts to catch up on.
op always delivers

>>2810
>I don't feel comfortable going to a barber.
you ever feel comfortable going anywhere?
last i heard you hide under 5 layers of clothing in the middle of summer to just avoid accidental eye contact with someone on the other side of the street

>>2811
>Just wait till Jeff gets back, and busts in his pants just from lookin' at the thread.
too small for my taste
most of it is worthless chitchat anyway
at least ik my strat to avoid gangstalking works
be so verbose nobody wants to read anything i write
i find myself skimming most of these posts

>>2824
>Well good thing for me I'm not literally Ryan Gosling, and I just really like action scifi future films.
speak for yourself
he is LITERALLY me
>I started balding at 21.
that sucks
too bad it had to be over for you so soon

>>2825
in your walls

>>2833
>idk he was p stable for like a year
denpa has a bad habit of splitting ppl to hell and back when he gets butthurt
>he still has chances
heh
sometimes even i start to believe that

>>2835
>I just like calling everyone a narcissist lol.
denpa thinks its an insult
i call it based
its one of the pillars of the dark triad
hoes love this shit
>Isn't he a robot or something
replicant smh
imagine trying to criticize a movie you dont even understand
i hate denpas so much its unreal

>>2895
>What's nyai, and why did he abandon us for it?
not like ppl talk to me here
imagine being irrelevant to my own jeffthread smh its over

>>2904
>i am not a firefighter
>i am the guy that gives them work to do
based fire department chief

>>2905
nice ass

>>2921
>at least now ik you are a special fucking snowflake that thinks that your DDA rambles are somehow classified as sensitive information
>like literally nothing fucking special is going on in this thread
it was never about the posts
>that's why you pull zero bitches on halloween parties
better being bitchless than being a bottom bitch

>>2924
>and a retarded admin
fagmin doesnt count
he is worse than osfie
at least osfie can write a single sentence
beating the BO and fagmin by 1

>>2938
someone plz respond i wanna know too

>>2944
fucking BO always raping my posts with his degenerate eyes
but can never reply to the dilation
only when his janny duties are required
smh
you too yuki
stop violating this post rn
jeffposts cant consent

>>2953
>jeff is an ever archiving autismo that has a mental breakdown every time something gets deleted from the internet
this but unironically

>>2993
>this is why denpa is my bestest bestie
aged like milk

FUCING FAGGOT ADMIN
LET ME POST MY WHOLE TEXTWALL IN ONE POST
<HURRRRR CHARACTER LIMIT IS 20480
WELL IM AT 20300 SOMETHING IT SHOULD FIT
FIX YOUR SOYWARE

btw berylie, i watched that nina asmr
shes just so lovely
<tfw no fox mommy to fuddle with in bed
that was a typo, but its funny so ill roll with it
<flood detected
FUCK
YOU
WHY DONT YOU DETECT THE FLOOD OF SEMEN I WILL LET OUT ON YOUR ANUS

>>3966
didnt you have anything more boring to make me write about?
like ranking species of sea sponges?
wait no, that actually sounds 1000x more fun
how about watching wall paint dry and rambling about it?
still 10x better bc at least ik whats going on
>The auremo site is mostly unreadable for the most part. The pdf's decent but it's in snowrunes.
half of the site is vodkarunes too
>Don't care how long will it take.
cool
ETA: 100 years

>>3970
sauce on the altsatanias
i only know jahy

>>3975
>I'm going to get drunk for the first time today if things go as planned. Should be nice.
why? and why now?
were you waiting until you turned 18 or something?
or until you joined university
you can do stupid shit at any moment, yk that, right?

>>3982
>Huh. Here there's practically no difference between tissues and TP.
>I mostly just use baby wipes, though. Why don't you? They're both cheaper and more effective than any other kind of paper.
just wash your fucking ass in the shower smh
that its the true supreme method

>>3983
>TP is in the "humanitarian aid" category
yea bc got forbid ppl have to get shot by stray bullets with dirty assholes
like imagine getting bombed while youre fumbling to wipe your ass with your last clean sock amirite
we cant allow that
proof 1st worlders are insane is how they act like toilet paper isnt a luxury item

>>3984
>used to be able to get a bottle of water for just a coin. Now you need like five.
imagine actually still being able to buy stuff with coins unironically instead of just as a way to bully the cashier girl
1st worlders smh

>>3986
>Actually the worst tasting thing that I've ever drank in my life. I'm tearing up because of how bad it is. I don't even wanna finish it but I'm forcing myself. It better have a nice effect soon.
lol retard
imagine insisting
1st i tried alcohol i was 16 and it has hard vodka (god bless the motherland)
i took one sip and immediately regretted it
im p sure it was actually pure distilled ethanol
good thing there was food around to get the taste off my mouth
the food was p bad tho, but still better than THAT
i tried beer too and its only marginally less worse
i tried some other mixes too so now i firmly think that alcohol in general will ruin everything it touches
only good for dissolving shit
and no i never was braindead enough to insist on drinking shit that literally tastes like the devil's own piss
if i liked bad tastes in my mouth, id be eating healthy instead

>>3987
>vid
why does that girl look like the pink nice hug girl?
>It's not really nice when you are alone, at least for me.
yea non-addicts only drink it to socialize for a reason

>>3988
>I've never really understood the purpose of this.
gaining godlike powers to reduce youre enemies to dust
day #11 of nofap
i can already levitate 3 feet off the ground and turn water into wine
if i focus on gaze on someone for too long, their hair starts to smoke
>spoiler
thanks for self-discarding your opinion so i didnt have to
>Do you put a Goodwill sign at the window?
good idea
maybe i should
or just find a public place with something like that, like lost-and-found and steal from there as well
>I think what makes most nanotrannies overshare in Nanosphere spaces is the lack of other outlets they have.
and lets not forget most femoids actually have no real friends bc they are vapid and insufferable and not even their fellow foids wanna talk to them
but they still have companionship in the form of a male that they let pump them full of semen in exchange for helping them cope with crippling loneliness
tutorial mode
>Would probably accuse you of being a predator because you made them talk about their masturbation habits, kek.
i didnt make anyone do anything
they are all adults there and can consent
>We're trying to trannify literally everyone there? Conquer really is conquer.
absolute subjugation
we arent playing romans here
no going there and letting them keep their culture
we are proud aryans
they will submit to our way of life or perish
>What about trying to spread GLAGgotry to a forum next?
<create an ((( account )))
no
>Imagine spending years of your life to learn how to draw something only to be replaced by robots.
still waiting for the robot to stop overrendering everything it creates
><He doesn't fetishize literally every part of the body.
feet and armpit are too far apart to be fetishized at the same time
you gotta pick one or another for each pic
and obviously armpit wins every time

>>3989
>Never even laid eyes on any alcohol before that, though. Muslim country and all.
based
alcohol is fucking awful anyway
>Yeah. I was writhing in the floor from how disgusting it felt and I nearly even puked.
god dammit
i thought with denpa gone id finally have to stop reading about retarded masochists torturing themselves for no reason
>I think I'll try liqour later if I can afford any.
just give up, alcohol is only good if you need liquid copium

>arguing about milk
was just skimming, forgot to pay attention
here we have raw milk everyday so let me tell you
cdda has a big fault on its realist
it says milk taste better cold
categorically untrue
recently-boiled milk is the best
nothing can compete
your pasteurized and skim shit tastes like water compared to the real stuff
and yea after putting it on the fridge the taste gets worse
not bad, just not as good
heating it up again makes it a bit better, but nothing beats fresh milk
city slickers will sneed on the replies

>>3991
>I'm too tired to debate.
nah you just know youre wrong and cant come up with bullshit to pretend to be right
>cold is better for me because I rarely have milk on its own
then stfu
youre just having it the wrong way
imagine saying water tastes better hot bc you use it to cook your food so you need it be hot
>Am I recalling right, that you never tried cereal?
literally impossible for someone in current year to have never eaten wheat or corn
>Didn't get the best first impression.
literally not once in my whole life ever have i heard of someone having a good first impression with alcohol
its like women's first impression with sex
and women hate sex
really makes you wonder if those are connected huh

>>3992
sorry you mom invited me over and i ended up staying the whole week

>>3994
>i also add all those shitty powders
might as well tape alpha radiators to your whole torso
you will get less cancer like that
wait no
i just remembered i used to eat those when i was a kid
but id eat the powder itself
lol imagine ruining by adding water
i liked blowing it on ppls faces
parents had to beat me several times for me to stop doing that
autism is my superpower

>>3997
>I almost never vomited in my life. When i did i either had a fewer and was in a car or overdosed.
its kinda like fainting
you really need to be almost dying for your body to press the emergency button of a system like that

>>3998
>I imagined you doing it daily for some reason
he is anorexic, not bulimic smh
>katawa shoujo
also have it downloaded since forever ago and kept putting it off
well, i dont really feel like playing anything lately
too busy mastering the platonic female form

>>4001
>Wow, i thought you avoid lewd topics.
the grooming is working
he is even starting to write 4 lines per reply too
foursfie

>>4003
>but I'm sure it's more than zero.
so waifuism isnt just a meme
wack
>I still have the hots for 2D girls like any other internet dweller, I'm only asexual when it comes to anything to do with real life.
ugh not this asexual bullshit again
its like denpa possessed you or something
you arent asexual
youre just an incel in denial

its actually getting hard to tell you 2 apart since mahi has this nasty habit of literally becoming the person he is talking to

>>4004
>I wonder if Jeff blew himself up while following my instructions
<implying i actually pay enough attention to memorize and follow them

>>4005
>Not a fan of shit that's made from milk, yogurt, cheese, kefir.
>Gets nauseating really fast
<t. lactaselet
>jojo
>pure fucking garbage even by normie standards
stfu its the best anime ever
unless you meant part 1-2
and part 3
also 5
especially 6
and like half of 4
havent read 7 and 8 yet but yea i cant imagine them being any better
>Oh and also it's not an eroge.
good
so i can play it without dishonouring my mighty nofap ancestors
>You only need a mouse to play and the game's turn based, so it's not that tough.
noob
i have jacked off to action eroges
get on my level
god blessed you 2 hands for a reason
>(Some people make screencaps and masturbate later)
massive
MASSIVE skill issue in that case
might as well just look up fanarts on boorus

>>4007
>My condolences, didn't know it was that bad.
did you forget you need to boil water for that?
thats his only true weakness
filling a pot with oxidized hydrogen and putting it over a fire and waiting
literally impossible to be done correctly
>If i won't drink tea i'll catch a cold and die.
how?
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>b-but no hygiene is unrealistic!
DDA devs don't really care about realism. They are just obnoxious faggots looking for an excuse to make the game deliberately worse. 
>back when women were based and walked around with shotguns
Where the fuck are you from?  
>wouldnt that only land me on the 2nd circle?
>im sure i can go deeper
If i recall correctly those guy renovated hell a long time ago, there are no circles now. They started using discord channels. 
>living in the moment and never been happier?
I seriously doubt that's the case. 
>i bet its something autistic and antisocial like engineering
No fucking way FC is on the engineering course. Shit's hard to pass even if you try, he's going to get ass blasted on the first semester.  
He's probably studying gender science or some other made up bullshit. 
>and that is still considered a crime
Cops are all fucking niggers. 
They can't comprehend the fact that people can produce something on their own without governmental supervision.
<t. drug dealer 
>you watch one vtuber asmr and its over
This but unironically 
>get off tumblr
I don't even know what the fuck tumblr is, really. I know that it's like facebook and bitches post shit on it but that's it. 
>its just the optimal way tbh
The optimal way is fall damage, the fall won't kill you but the pavement will. 
>a gunshot to the head isnt that big a deal since you can still perfectly live in current year as a 40iq retard with a hole in your skull
It's still rather effective and easy to arrange. 
By the way, heard about a dude who fucking drilled his skull in and out. Turns out it's non-lethal at all. Doctors were astonished. 
>i wish i had a mad scientist sister to forcefully feminize and infantilize me too 
It's not even an unlikely scenario you know, There's a chance it happened somewhere. I knew a few hoes that were crazy into chemistry and microbiology, (Mostly microbiology. no idea why hoes like it so much) they totally could drug their family members for a doctorate. 
>its one of the pillars of the dark triad
Who's dark triad again? 
I probably already asked that before. 
>at least osfie can write a single sentence
He's been chaining multiple sentences as of late. 
>didnt you have anything more boring to make me write about?
It's supposed to be boring.
<I mostly just use baby wipes, though. Why don't you? They're both cheaper and more effective than any other kind of paper.
>just wash your fucking ass in the shower smh 
We weren't talking about shitting, but i guess that's all you can think about. 
>proof 1st worlders are insane is how they act like toilet paper isnt a luxury item
Humanitarian aid is mostly delivered to the civvies, soldiers don't give a shit, some of them don't have helmets 
>1st worlders smh
Are you living in africa? 
<vodka 
>i took one sip and immediately regretted it
Skill issue 
>good thing there was food around to get the taste off my mouth
I heard it goes best with fried potatoes and marinated cucumbers, but usually i don't eat while drinking. 
>beer too and its only marginally less worse
You guys have some seriously shit beer, the one i tried was way more digestible than vodka. 
>never was braindead enough to insist on drinking shit that literally tastes like the devil's own piss
Based 
>why does that girl look like the pink nice hug girl?
Like who? 
And you can't remember names of all the hidamari's? 
>alcohol is fucking awful anyway
At least not weed.
>city slickers will sneed on the replies
I knew that you had a garden but holy shit a fucking hangar?
>literally not once in my whole life ever have i heard of someone having a good first impression with alcohol
I knew lots of people like that.  
>you really need to be almost dying for your body to press the emergency button of a system like that
Some people are prone to vomiting. For example the ones that vomit when they smell rotting corpses.
>its actually getting hard to tell you 2 apart
Skill issue. 
>implying i actually pay enough attention to memorize and follow them
You can't memorize shit but you archive fucking EVERYTHING. 
<You only need a mouse to play and the game's turn based, so it's not that tough.
>noob
>i have jacked off to action eroges
Where the fuck have i implied that i didn't? 
>MASSIVE skill issue in that case
I think they get off on posting them in the thread for everyone to see. 
<If i won't drink tea i'll catch a cold and die.
>how?
An ancient curse.
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Okay guys, i think there might be chronic exposure risks with chlorine. Whiffed a bit too much and not my head is full of static. 
Piss smells like bleach too. 
Last time something like that happened was back when i was sniffing paint.
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where is berylie?
he was right about nina
shes just so perfect
her voice alone makes me wanna cry
i love listening to her going off on tangents
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>where is berylie?
In a hospital. 
>nina
>shes just so perfect
KYS
>In a hospital.
god rest his soul
>KYS
i am merely stating facts
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>god rest his soul
Doubt that he's dead. 
btw nigga are you still drawing?
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>>4007
>didn't know it was that bad
Think I tried to make it with a kettle. I poured water from it onto a bowl and expected that to be enough. 
Don't remember how I messed it up the second time around.
>don't like how tea tastes
Shame.
>Yeah i did
Might try one, they're everywhere around cafes here. Tends to smell nice too.
Have you ever played any of the big mods for Deus Ex?
>>4008
>wtf is even the point
I don't need a point.
>a gensokyo native
Our world still exists in Touhou, it's just that Gensokyo is separate from it. So if you go from here to there, you're an outsider.
>what if i get isekaid as a baby and keep my memories
It'll probably be found out.
>for a chance to go on a date with patchi
You don't have a chance, even if you do get past everyone else.
>you ever feel comfortable going anywhere?
I live in a rural area now so it's actually rather nice outside. Barely anybody around, none at all if I walk out far enough. I can even scream and sprint.
>why now?
I didn't know that I could buy any until I saw a can on the ground.
>you arent asexual
I don't care to talk about it with you.
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>Think I tried to make it with a kettle
Not bad, i usually boil water right in the bowl i eat from, fuck ceramic shit. 
>I poured water from it onto a bowl and expected that to be enough
First you add ramen into the bowl, then you fill up the bowl with hot water. After that you need to cover the bowl to let the insides steam or something like that, usually i cover it with an another flat plate. You wait for around 3 or 5 minutes and then it's ready. 
You can also add species that come with those bitchpacks but they are poisonous and taste like shit so i never bother. 
>Might try one
Are you compensating for the lack of pretrial detentions in your childhood? 
Don't bother, they suck ass.  
Just like vapes, just like cigarettes. 
Try out a sauna if you haven't. Those are cool, or hot.  
>It'll probably be found out
Fucking Komeiji sisters, so annoying.
>I live in a rural area now so it's actually rather nice outside
Welcome to the bumfuck nowhere club. 
Been playing some ErisDysnomia. Going to dump a review soon.
>btw nigga are you still drawing?
yes

>Barely anybody around, none at all if I walk out far enough. I can even scream and sprint.
sounds comfy
>I don't care to talk about it with you.
you care enough to tell me this instead of ignoring it like 99% of my wall
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>>4022
>Are you compensating for
I'm just bored.
>Try out a sauna
Too public.
>Fucking Komeiji sisters
That, and somebody would naturally figure it out from how you act. Some youkai are knowledgeable about outsider humans.
>Welcome to the bumfuck nowhere club.
You too? Figures, actually.
I'm liking it overall. Just sucks that I can't get any food delivered to where I am, but oh well.
>ErisDysnomia
Looks like your typical fapbait shovelware.
You didn't answer my question.
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<Try out a sauna
>Too public
Rent a private one. 
Best case scenario you won't even have to talk with the receptionist. 
I am really paranoid about the hidden cameras, though. 
<bumfuck nowhere 
>You too? 
I am in the bumfuckiest nowhere you can imagine, 
There's no cable internet and sewage. And there are mountains in a walking distance. 
>Looks like your typical fapbait shovelware
It obviously is. 
Great for fapping, by the way. 
>You didn't answer my question
Which fucking one? 
The one about deus ex? 
Honestly i never finished the original deus ex. Just felt too clunky, all the remaster mods were quite bad too. My favorite stealth game is HoMM3 (in multiplayer.) 
Never tried total conversions for Deus Ex, and ever tried any games past the first one. 
>I'm just bored.
Beer, hookah. 
Go buy some datura seeds, piss cheap and they are sold everywhere.  
You'll understand how an eating disorder feels.  
By the way, do you musulmans have your own fbi.gov or something like that? 
I'd like to see a list of scheduled substances in turkey. 
Can't find shit in russian or english. 
>https://germeon.ru/prekursory/
something like that 
Yeah there's some fucky shit going on with russians laws. 
The precursors only become illegal if they are concentrated enough. 
Like 10% solution of nitropropen is okay but 20% is 5 years in prison. It's also in the second schedule despite the fact that it's never ever used in industry. 
Obviously all the people that sell nitropropen legally are fucking glowniggers, but i don't know who the fuck are they even trying to trick like that. 
They are also quite fucking strict. No other country schedules acrylate's.
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Yesterday i saw some based OSHA violations. 
So apparently they were trying to get to an AC condenser or some shit.
They made a platform to climb up to it.  
There actually were two platforms and it looked like they were made during a world record speedrun with glitches allowed. the second one was placed under an angle, and half of it was on the first platform with the other on the roof of some poor cafe's sidewalk. 
You know those shitty super thin roof sheets, looked really fucking bad. 
In any case on top of those two platforms where THREE FUCKING LADDERS stacked on top of each other, the final one was placed against an another air conditioner. 
Based as fuck. Can't even imagine how insane you need to be to actually climb on top of all this shit.
>ErisDysnomia 
Great game. 
Can kill all the bosses by repeatedly mashing three buttons. I have no fucking idea why is the gameplay praised so much, shit sucks ass.  
After you beat the game you unlock the gallery. 
Shit's amazing 10 out of 10 
The only redeemable part. 
Skip the first stage, by the way. The sex scene at the end is boring. 
You also play as the girl and you only get to the sex scenes when you loose. Can't even femdom. 
There's a dresser but there's no alternative outfits, it's just for changing color (and transparency.)
Backgrounds are fucking awful and level layouts are all the same. 
Really just speedrun the shit out of it, i can also lend you my savefile. 
The art is worth the effort. 
>>4025 
Don't mind how i throw around punctuation marks
>>>
>the first time my dick reacted to one of my drawings 
Congratulations 
>bought pencils of color
Why not watercolor paint? Looks way better and is pretty easy to use. Plus it makes drawingtable fags seethe. 
>hdd shenenigans 
Wow i am doing same shit with drugs, you pretty close to the suicide from despair stage.
>you pretty close to the suicide from despair stage
always have been
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>>4025
>no sewage
So, do you do it in a bucket?
>mountains in a walking distance.
Ever go hiking, then?
>Honestly i never finished the original deus ex
Heresy.
You suck. Play The Nameless Mod. It's the most high effort shitpost ever made and it's good.
The sequels are nothingburgers.
>datura seeds
I'll look for it next time I'm in the city.
>do you musulmans
I don't know of anything like it, and I don't care to look.
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>do you do it in a bucket?
No. I do it in a bottomless pit. 
>Ever go hiking
Yeah, quite often. 
Every week, sometimes multiple times. 
>never finished the original deus ex
>You suck
C'mon this shit is objectively bad gameplay wise. Can't run and gun, can't melee, hacking is fucking annoying and cumbersome, crawling takes ages. At least grenades and mines are fun but there aren't enough of them. 
The dialogues are fun but back then i was impatient and bad at english. 
>Play The Nameless Mod
Maybe i will 
i have the game downloaded already, can you drop the mod? 
moddb being a bitch again. 
<datura seeds
>I'll look for it next time I'm in the city
I was joking, but yeah sure why not. 
Don't take more than 20 on your first time. Beware herbicides. 
I recommend eating them so you can use activated charcoal and vomit in a SHTF situation. But liver is a rudimentary organ, you can bypass it if you want to.
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>>4029
>bottomless pit
Interesting. You squat right over the edge?
Don't think my vertigo would be able to handle it.
>quite often
Cool. I did it for the first time yesterday. Cracked my phone screen and got a little dirty, but it's fun. Climbing hills is harder than I thought.
I think sneakers probably aren't the best wear for it, though. Might buy a pair of boots so I can do it better. Should I bother to bring anything more?
>can you drop the mod?
How big is the size limit on nixnet? I'll upload the whole thing but it might take a bit.
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>You squat right over the edge?
It's like a hole in the ground. Less than half a meter in diameter. 
>Climbing hills is harder than I thought.
Yeah, i am from flatlands too. 
It's tricky at first but you get used in no time. 
>I think sneakers probably aren't the best wear for it, though. 
>Might buy a pair of boots
Unless it's raining and you are tugging through mud. or the terrain consists of insanely sharp fucky wucky rocks you are better off with normal running shoes. 
>Should I bother to bring anything more?
I think taking a phone with you is already an overkill. I don't "hike" just for the sake of hiking, i usually cook smelly stuff away from my house (usually.) Sometimes i grab a blanket with me to lay around, it's kinda cool. Ever been in a hammock? Those things are fucking amazing, maybe try setting one up. It's not particularly easy, though, harder than setting up a tent. 
Way harder than cooking ramen. 
>How big is the size limit on nixnet?
No fucking idea but i am pretty sure it's absurd, probably can take a gigabyte or a few.
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>>4031
>like a hole in the ground
Oh. I don't know why but I imagined a huge hole over a mountain.
>tricky at first
I feel like I'll inevitably sprain my ankle at some point if I keep doing it, especially while running.
>taking a phone with you is already an overkill
I need music.
>a hammock
Can't be too hard, it's just tying stuff to a tree, right? Though I don't even know how to tie my shoes, so that might be enough to stop me.
Problem is that there are just zero trees where I am, so I can't even try.
>it's absurd
Was enough. https://up.nixnet.services/tz874yrd.rar
I think it's just an installer.
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>I feel like I'll inevitably sprain my ankle at some point if I keep doing it
>especially while running.
Running uphills is pretty bad for your knees. It's a good exercise but don't indulge in it too much. Walking is fine, though. Your legs will adapt after a while. 
>need music.
Ughhh, sober ""people"" 
>Can't be too hard
>it's just tying stuff to a tree, right?
I thought so too, naive optimism. 
Shit's hard, not impossible but it will take a while to get the hang of it. Practice indoors for a bit or download the instructions to your phone. 
>I don't even know how to tie my shoes
It feels like your conditions gets progressively worse with time. 
>there are just zero trees where I am
Oh, so your mountains are bald? 
Well there's not a lot of things you can do about that, besides stealing chin-up bars.  
>rar 
Fucking thanks.
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Woke up feeling kinda cute, going to halogenate acetophenone on my kitchen. It's okay because it's under vacuum
Maybe i'll give deus ex a second shot
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Jeeeeeesus Christ, life blows sometimes homies.

Did Denpa actually disappear?

>>3936
I guess we'll see.  I'm reinstalling Tarkov right now.
I guess the new wipe is this New Year, and there's some really cool stuff coming.
>or just resting
I've been playing Genshin, getting a lot of medical stuff done like more blood tests, and keeping up with some classes I was taking.
I feel like I actually have less time to do things despite having way more.  Like I can't "find" the time somehow to go read, unless it's shitty manga on my phone in bed.

>>3938
So why do the Russians want the East half so bad?
>Marauding
Ur just a real life scav.
I remember another Ukrainian I used to talk to really, really wanted a rifle, and I joked he should just go dick one up from one of the old conflict areas after the 2014 incident.  But he kept crying noooo that's illegal, or something.
I really hope that guy is OK.  Last I talked to him was 2020 and he was trying to become an officer in whatever your version of the air force is.

>to play Detroit with a voice acting from Fargus
LOL
>how are yours
I'm still in a lot of pain, like just general chest pain, and it's still kind of difficult at times.  Lot less coughing though, feels like it's hitting some kind of normalcy.
>start cooking meth and become Walter White
Literally know a chemist that lives in a trailer, too.

>>4015
I TOLD YOU
SHE'S PERFECT
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>Did Denpa actually disappear?
Maybe he still lurks. 
I hope he's gone, it's better for the both of us 
>I've been playing Genshin
KYS chink chonk. 
>getting a lot of medical stuff done 
So how are the fucking tests? Or is it a medical secret? 
>keeping up with some classes I was taking
Holy shit nigga, weren't you waging in industry? You still find time and energy to attend those fucking classes? That's insane. 
>Ur just a real life scav
I am like a buzzard from mad max. 
I dress up as a hobo and drink while driving (too nervous when sober.)
>So why do the Russians want the East half so bad?
Russians? 
Russians don't give the slightest fuck. 
Now the russian government on the other hand may be chasing down after the insanely fucking huge fertile land and some traces of industrial blocks that were established back in USSR. Nothing really fancy, though. Definitely not worth the economical damage they sustained. 
>I remember another Ukrainian I used to talk to 
Are you grooming slavs? 
>really, really wanted a rifle
He can just buy one, along with a license. 
>should just go dick one up from one of the old conflict areas after the 2014 incident
You mean the MKUltra and maidan or the DPR shenanigans? 
Probably the former, doubt there are any rifles left to dig up on the maidan. 
>he kept crying noooo that's illegal, or something
He's fucking cringe. DPR niggaz give zero fucks about geneva convention or ukrainian laws. They all have at least 10 kalashnikovs stacked in each house. 
>hope that guy is OK
Fuck that dude. 
<to play Detroit with a voice acting from Fargus
>LOL
Wait, you know what Fargus is? 
>Literally know a chemist that lives in a trailer, too.
Dial him up and say that you know the business.
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>>4036
Poor Denpa.  Hope he's gettin' life together too.
>KYS chink chonk
Honestly should tbh, but I've legit been playing Genshin almost daily since launch.  It's a minimal effort game, and one I can open for like an hour max a day, and then do other things so it helped keep me sane.
>So how are the fucking tests
Sorry, right- as of right now I'm not suffering any kind of severe allergic reactions, so this SHOULD all be temporary, and normalize out pretty soon.  Which, is definitely what it feels like is happening anyway.  There's no way to measure HOW MUCH is in me through blood tests apparently, only if my body develops an allergic response to it, which would cause it to attack healthy tissue.
>weren't you waging in industry
Yes.  I had a full time job AND I was still going to school.  I legit had zero time to myself, I would get home, eat, do homework, and then sleep.  My only free time was like one day a week on weekends.  NEETdom is a curse too though, I'm just gonna go back to rotting away, and it blows.
>too nervous when sober
That feel.
>Definitely not worth the economical damage they sustained.
That's why it still makes next to like zero sense, at least from a western perspective.  Like no one here actually knows what's going on there, or why.
>Are you grooming slavs?
No, but I should be, before they start killing each other again.  Or keep converting to Islam.
>You mean the MKUltra and maidan or DPR
Whichever one we caused with the color revolutions in 2014.  Can't remember.  Too many alphabet caused cluster fucks to keep track of.
Either way-
>DPR niggaz give zero fucks
Kinda figured that's how it was.  Fuck, those parts of Eastern Ukraine must be covered in all kinds of hardware right now.
I salivate at the mere thought.
>Wait, you know what Fargus is?
That was the company that did Russian translations of pirated games, wasn't it?
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You are posting at a really weird time for an american.
>almost daily since launch
Such determination for a gacha slut machine. 
>I had a full time job AND I was still going to school
21st century problems. 
>NEETdom is a curse
I suppose it's better than working yourself to death, what the fuck are you even studying?  
>no one here actually knows what's going on there, or why.
To be honest, i really doubt that russians themselves know the fuck is happening . 
>keep converting to Islam.
Never seen an islamic slav. Those exist? 
I never ever seen a mosque either, doubt there's one in a 200 kilometer radius. 
>Whichever one we caused with the color revolutions in 2014
There are colors? Ah yeah just looked it up on wikipedia, didn't know it had a name. 
>those parts of Eastern Ukraine must be covered in all kinds of hardware right now
Mostly shrapnel and rubble. 
>I salivate at the mere thought
You wouldn't want to be anywhere near there, really. 
>That was the company that did Russian translations of pirated games, wasn't it?
Yeah, and they were really fucking good at it.
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oh hi berylie hows it going
winning NNN?
yea im basically in love with nina too
her old streams are helping me cope with loneliness when my friends are busy actually having a life
btw did she ever release her disappointed mom pack?
audrel
they give me a very special kind of feeling
like i feel bad im being scolded, but i feel good that that my e-mom actually gives a shit enough to talk to me about this
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>>4035
Hey. Hope it's been better.
>life blows sometimes
Most of the time.
>reinstalling Tarkov
Wanna play then? I think my issue with randomly dying fixed itself.
>some really cool stuff coming
Seems like more bloat over fixing what's there.
They're adding vaulting, for some reason.
>less time to do things despite having way more
I suppose you technically do, but not really with a lot of that time taken up by being in pain. It's hard to make use of then.
I'm surprised you're doing as much as you are. Take it easy.
>>4033
>sober "people"
I'm just capable of enjoying stuff.
>your conditions
It's actually one of the common basic things for people to not know.
>Fucking thanks
Tell how it goes if you play it.
Try to break the game, by the way. You can run into some cool things.
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>I'm just capable of enjoying stuff
Enjoy blasting your earbuds every time you go hiking. I enjoy the birds chirping around but i guess no birds where you are. What kind of shit are you even listening too? 
My musical taste is pretty bad to be honest.
Skipped all the solfeggio classes in the musical school. 
Yeah by the way, i am a certified pianist. 
Thank god i got expelled before they hauled me into a conservatorium.
Ah yeah, my musical taste. Mostly obscure techo shit and jazz, i unironically enjoy hardbass.  
>It's actually one of the common basic things for people to not know.
I don't know, most of the fuckers i see going around do so in a properly tied shoes.
>Tell how it goes if you play it.
Maybe tomorrow, i think i am staying sober for today.
>>4041
>pic
wtf did i just read
>>4042
Millennials would ERP for hats in a video game. Freaks.
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>wtf did i just read
Front page of an ERP steam group. 
At least they aren't furries. 
>Millennials
Nigga, i don't understand your fucking mutt babble. Use decades like a normal person, this isn't Imperium of the mankind.
>mutt babble
Shit, my bad. Forgot how international this wonderful place is.
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>>4041
>Enjoy blasting your earbuds every time you go hiking.
Doesn't have to be earrape. I listen to more relaxed stuff when outside. Most of the time.
>I enjoy the birds chirping around but i guess no birds where you are
I like natural soundscapes as well, but it's not for every time, personally.
>What kind of shit are you even listening too?
Too many genres to bother listing. 
Stuff like /watch?v=zpCmYXwCHZY is my preference for enjoying a walk. Underworld is pretty popular with drug users in the UK.
Lately I've been getting into tracker music, the kind you heard while playing Uplink. /watch?v=x84Sxzdzk9k
>i am a certified pianist.
Huh. Cool.
>my musical taste
>Mostly obscure techo shit
I'm into that. Send some.
>picrel
I'm pretty sure that one's ironic, but people really did do things like that back in the day. Most commonly taking pay to be your pocket medic. Which I'm sure there were some sexual options of.
The community for that game is fucked. Even to this day, at least one person gets accused of rape every time there's a competitive LAN event and I'm not exaggerating that.
>Even to this day, at least one person gets accused of rape every time there's a competitive LAN event and I'm not exaggerating that.
sounds based
i miss tf2
>at least one person gets accused of rape every time there's a competitive LAN event
Absolutely not an exaggeration but that's because they're gamers, it's not unique to TF2. Fortnite kids are getting the bad touch all the time.
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>>4038
It was almost noon, and I didn't have a lot going on, but yeah.
>for a gacha slut machine
I was conned into it.  Tricked.  I swear.
>what the fuck are you even studying
Manufacturing and engineering ironically.
>doubt that russians themselves know the fuck is happening
That's wild, and they call Americans blind and stupid.  Guess the grass really ain't greener anywhere.
>Those exist?
Supposedly.  Isn't that like all of the Caucasus region?
>didn't know it had a name
I laughed a good bit when after 2014 the U.S. gov was legit bragging about being a part of, or directly causing the Ukrainian revolution, and then once the 2021 incident happened, suddenly they never talked about it again.
>You wouldn't want to be anywhere near there, really.
I've seen enough from the usual places.
>link
LMAO

>>4039
>winning NNN?
Fuck no, I lost twice on like the first night alone.
This should be so gross to listen to, but in her voice it's not...

>>4040
Hi hi!
>Wanna play then?
Sure, I don't have any objections, but we seem to be on at wildly different hours.  I'll have to keep better track of Turkish time.
>They're adding vaulting, for some reason.
Yes.  Because, why FIX the broken barriers that you can literally just glitch through, or jump over, when we can add a new, really complex feature that totally won't have a ton of bugs?
Смекалка!
>Take it easy
If I take it any easier I'm gonna merge with my chair!
How have you been by the way?  How's class?
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>>4049
>we seem to be on at wildly different hours
I stay up the nights lately so I should be on at NA times. Could do weekend if nothing else works.
Anywhere I can add you?
>really complex feature that totally won't have a ton of bugs?
I'm more excited to see the bugs that'll come out of it than anything else in the update.
One good thing though, it seems like they're finally fixing the recoil system. You handle weapons like an actual PMC now, instead of an African child soldier.
>How have you been by the way?
So-so.
>How's class?
Adjusting back to it. I don't have the option to skip anymore, so it's what it is.
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>international
We are getting out of the basement! 
>Underworld is pretty popular with drug users in the UK
There are people in the UK that don't use drugs?! From what i heard it's like a hell on earth. 
>/watch?v=zpCmYXwCHZY 
I am into stuff that's faster, i also don't like his voice but yeah, can't really comment on music while being sober. Guy reminds me of sphongle a lot.   
>tracker music
>the kind you heard while playing Uplink
>/watch?v=x84Sxzdzk9k
Sounds kinda like a keygen that i heard before
I think it was for Oblivion. 
>Huh. Cool.
Nah, not really. I lost that certificate a long time ago and i never really liked playing on a piano. 
<obscure techo shit
>Send some 
I won't because i am really shy. 
But grab the mp4 that came free with this post. Shit quality, i know 
>I was conned into it.  Tricked.  I swear.
With all those bullshit excuses you are just like that Adam dude from the bible. 
>Manufacturing and engineering 
<ironically 
So they don't tell you about safety regulations? 
Based capitalists. 
Manufacturing engineering also sounds really fucking enigmatic. I know chemical engineers are basically manufacturing engineers but the fuck other engies do? The fuck they learn on those courses? 
Sounds like "general engineering" and that's fucking bullshit. 
>and they call Americans blind and stupid
Are you trying to say that Americans aren't blind and stupid? 
They can't see past their 300iq plan of not having an actual plan. 
>Caucasus
For russians Caucasus is like India to UK
Cheap workforce, it's basically a country wide ghetto.
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>>4050
>I stay up the nights lately
Who doesn't...  But sure, sure.
>Anywhere I can add you?
I went ahead and named my Tarkov toon "Berylie" since that seems to be my nickname here now.
I'll add ya to Discord or Steam from there if it's all the same to you.
>excited to see the bugs
Honestly the bugs in Aerna will be more exciting to see, since, Arena will be way more popular on the Twitch/Competitive crowd, it'll actually gain attention, and the eyes of the world will be even more upon BSGs competence, or lack thereof.
>recoil system
More recoil system fuckery?  Will they remove aim-punch?
>So-so
Just so so?  See you've been enjoying some new experiences at least.
Take class seriously!

>>4051
I seriously can't even explain why Genshin ended up being as addicting for me as it did, but I actually can't put it down for a day unless circumstances force me too.
Even I hate it.
>So they don't tell you about safety regulations?
Even I'm actually really disappointed now.  Especially because I literally brought up the material with one of my instructors, and only THEN did he say "oh yeah, you're supposed to have some pretty serious protective equipment for that".
Gee, thanks prof.
>Caucasus is like India to UK
>Cheap workforce
I didn't know you could get any cheaper than Russians...
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>Discord
KYS faggots 
I can understand steam but that's just too much. 
>Take class seriously!
Why? 
How can you even take this shit seriously?
>"oh yeah, you're supposed to have some pretty serious protective equipment for that"
lol 
It seems like drug dealers worry about PPE way more than engineers.
Wait is the instructor the guy at your work or your teacher at the uni? I am confused 
>I didn't know you could get any cheaper than Russians...
Nigga you never been to Africa? 
Moscow and St.Peter's town are actually first world countries, at least they were. 
The rest of the Russia is a fucking wasteland. 
90% of the governmental budget goes to Moscow and St.Peterburg. 
What's left is either amish or a cyberpioner dystopia. 
>I'm not suffering any kind of severe allergic reactions, so this SHOULD all be temporary
Heavy metals never leave your body, they stay there after you die. 
Fuck this uni shit, man. 
Send me your PGP key and i'll teach you how to cook valerophenones and launder money through skiing.
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>>4051
>There are people in the UK that don't use drugs?!
Ha. Probably not. 
Every single person from there who I've played games with has been an user. Not one exception.
>I am into stuff that's faster
Wonder if you like J-Core.
/watch?v=ps6JVtgdcDw
>Sounds kinda like a keygen
Keygens love having tracker music, so it figures.
>I won't because i am really shy
I didn't know you could be shy about things.
>>4052
>I went ahead and
I forgot to mention, adding friends is broken. It works if you throw yourself at it enough, but it's just hell. Best to drop something else here.
>Will they remove aim-punch?
Yeah. Video related.
>Just so so?
Could be worse, I guess.
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>Not one exception
Based rave monkeys. 
>watch?v=jeJqWxALE3A
I wonder what kind of drugs are popular there. I know that they are one of the only fuckers on the globe that unironically use laughing gas and piperazines. 
Heard they also really like shit with a methoxy group duct taped. 
Pleb tier taste, to be honest. 
But slavs aren't much better with that stupid fucking 4MMC. 
>Wonder if you like J-Core
Who? 
I just googled apparently it's japanese techno, why call it J-Core? 
>watch?v=ps6JVtgdcDw
I don't really like particularly that song, maybe because i am sober. I think pitch's a bit too high.
And i don't like the sound of those things at 00:54 
How are they called again? 
>I didn't know you could be shy about things
I don't know why but i am really embarrassed about my musical taste, maybe because i was ridiculed for liking SOAD and Slipknot as a kid.
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>>4055
>wonder what kind of drugs are popular there
Think they're big on psychedelics. At least back in the day.
Nowadays most I've seen just stick to things like Xanax and whatnot, which I feel like you would say isn't real using.
>why call it J-Core?
Shortening for Japanese Hardcore.
People are really autistic when it comes to naming genres, I choose not to think about it so I can't tell you much.
>don't really like particularly that song
Let's try another. /watch?v=biD6nFKlMkE
>don't like the sound of those things
Claps, I'm pretty sure.
>don't know why but i am really embarrassed about my musical taste
Shame.
Don't think those two are even that bad. People hated Slipknot only because it was popular to hate them, and I don't recall SOAD being considered to suck.
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>>4053
>KYS faggots
How else am I supposed to groom my kittens!?  IRC like a fuckin' dinosaur!?
>How can you even take this shit seriously?
I'm starting to less and less by the day honestly.
>drug dealers worry about PPE way more
They actually have something to lose.  Workers are replaceable, you shuffle one in as the last one leaves.
It was an instructor at uni, not where I worked.
>you never been to Africa?
Well one, no I actually haven't, but it might be fun.
Two, I was just poking fun at Russians.
So what you're saying is that everything outside of Moscow/St. Petersburg is exactly like how everyone imagines Russia.
>they stay till you die
I'm aware.  This particular one is no exception.  However, this one your body eventually develops an allergic reaction to, and the more severe symptoms won't develop for like 10+ years I'm told.  So whatever I'm experiencing now is supposed to be somewhat temporary, and then 10 years from now I get to go through it all over again, till I die.

>>4054
>adding friends is broken
How the Hell do you play with friends then?
>Best to drop something else here
"Just dox ur self lmao"
Nice try, glowie!
mantakeen
That sure LOOKS impressive.
Can't wait to just be fucking laser beamed from around corners now.
>Could be worse
I suppose...  What kinda beer did you try?
I'm not allowed to drink till February, but man alive do I want to right now.  Come Feb, I'm getting absolutely wasted.
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>>4057
>How the Hell
It's not impossible, but it's like Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, if you know that game.
>can't wait to be beamed
I'm sure cheaters will have fun with the blindfiring.
Tarkov is a really fun game to cheat in, by the way. Haven't tried myself but I've watched someone else do it and it doesn't get old.
>What kinda beer did you try?
Some random brand that doesn't exist outside of here. Probably why it was so bad.
Have fun when you do get to drink.
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>Think they're big on psychedelics
No fucking way. You mean like shrooms nbomes DMT all that shit? 
Seriously fucking doubt that. 
Psychodelics always were and always will stay a niche shit for hippy faggots. 
>Nowadays most I've seen just stick to things like Xanax and whatnot 
>which I feel like you would say isn't real using
Nah, xanax is definitely potent enough to be considered a serious drug. Alcohol ruins lives, alprozolam is just alcohol but competitive ranked. 
I think shilling farma shit might be a power move from united kingdom glowies. Xanax is a bitch to synthesize and smuggling is way easier to control than production. It can backfire tremendously, though. Just wait until cooks will start competing with pharma by employing gabapentin and butirates.  
They'll beg for an opioid crisis and spices after that. 
>/watch?v=biD6nFKlMkE
No. not my cup of tea. And i think it's borderline breakcore. 
Quite enjoyed the bridge at 00:50.  
>IRC like a fuckin' dinosaur!?
Mumble is decent. 
<drug dealers worry about PPE way more
>They actually have something to lose.
What exactly? 
>Workers are replaceable
There's that notion that chemists in russia are some fucking uzbeks working in large groups on some rusty old factory, and those groups are responsible for a single step in the synthesis and they have no fucking idea what the rest are doing. 
And yeah, they are all controlled by some evil corrupt mastermind that bribes MVD and replaces those uzbeks more often than they replace rubber gloves.
I don't know why the fuck are they so out of touch. All the drug lab raids are recorded and uploaded on youtube. 
Ah yeah almost forgot, that's because the uzbek pimp never gets caught because he bribes MVD. 
>So what you're saying is that everything outside of Moscow/St. Petersburg is exactly like how everyone imagines Russia.
Not sure how you imagine russia, but trust me it's way worse than your deranged fantasies. 
>I'm not allowed to drink till February
Due to the meds? 
>Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
Nice shit, by the way. 
Sadly i don't have any friends to play with. 
>Some random brand that doesn't exist outside of here
Name it so i'll avoid next time i am in turkey.
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>>4058
I know of it, anyway.
>cheaters will have fun with blindfiring
They already do that without it actually being a feature!
>Haven't tried myself
UH-HUH.
>Random Turkish brands
RIP, could be.  Now I wanna try it.
Thanks, thanks.  I'd you know, give ya recommendations, but there's no way they exist there.
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>>4059
Mumble was a pretty good service, you're not wrong.
I also remember the days of hijacking people's TeamSpeaks.
>What exactly
That was just a part of the joke over how workers are largely expendable, while "self employed" street pharmacists have to look out for themselves.
Isn't it great when you don't have to actually fix the problem, you can just continue to throw people at it?
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>Mumble was a pretty good service, you're not wrong.
Was? 
>hijacking people's TeamSpeaks.
Quite based. 
>street pharmacists have to look out for themselves
Yeah there's that. 
Lots of chemists are actually suicidal retards, including certified professionals. You know after getting your brain permanently damaged by chloroform you kinda stop giving fucks about the rest of your body. 
Gas masks and gloves are annoying too. 
But even i have some fucking limits. 
Baffled by all those hexanophenon sniffers on the net.
>Fuck no, I lost twice on like the first night alone.
ngmi
im still going strong
>This should be so gross to listen to, but in her voice it's not...
yea
i wonder if there is something like verbal abuse asmr
i have seen positive affirmation asmrs, so there should be a market for the emotionally broken as well uwu

>Anywhere I can add you?
the glowing begins

>With all those bullshit excuses you are just like that Adam dude from the bible.
based and true
adam was just a simp
he could have said no to those tits, but he preferred to let his lust seal of fate of the rest of humanity instead

>I'll add ya to Discord or Steam from there
>if it's all the same to you.
its not
wtf
the glowing just got really real

>IRC like a fuckin' dinosaur!?
i can setup a server if you can into irc over tor

>>4060
is that supposed to be marisa?
she looks so similar but also so different

wow you faggots basically just holocausted my thread by talking about a bunch of shit i dont care about
there has been not much interesting stuff to shitpost about lately
even the newpoon on lambda is getting boring
maybe its time i took another vacation smh
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>i wonder if there is something like verbal abuse asmr
Lots of it 
Especially in the "small dick humiliation fetish" lane. 
ItsPinkie had some shit that got me hard. She's a disgusting 3D pig, though. Does some really fucking funny non sexual videos from time to time, haven't checked on her in like two years. Thanks for reminding 
>he could have said no to those tits
To be honest, it was the first booba of his life, even i would have troubles rejecting the temptation to fuck her brains out. But actually listening to her? 
Now that's fucking cringe, mate. 
>i can setup a server if you can into irc over tor
They don't want your pervert ass to watch them getting all cuddly wuddly with each other. 
>holocausted my thread by talking about a bunch of shit i dont care about
Cry about it 
>maybe its time i took another vacation smh
Yeah sure, good for you. 
I fucked up my intake schedule again, gonna play deus ex and watch violent pornography all night.
>pic
why is clownpiece so cute and funny anyway?
is it the skintight clothes?
lustrous blond hair?
small proportions?
naughty face?
clown aesthetic?
>Especially in the "small dick humiliation fetish" lane. 
h-hot!
but what about non-sexual 'youre a failure in life'?
something like what i posted
>But actually listening to her? 
yea
listening to women
not even once
>They don't want your pervert ass to watch them getting all cuddly wuddly with each other. 
i had a pic for this but i dont wanna go look for it
>Cry about it 
maybe ill just goredump my own thread instead
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>No fucking way
Yeah. I don't know about today, but it was a norm with them back in the raver generation.
That band I sent earlier, Underworld, did them too and had it as the main inspiration for their music from what I believe.
>it's borderline breakcore
It doesn't have breaks in it, but I get what you mean.
/watch?v=fIk3IMJ8C1Q
>Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
>Sadly i don't have any friends to play with
Fix your PC or whatever and we can play it. I've been wanting to.
>Name it
Can't remember.
>>4061
Good games. At least we got a few good ones in before the CBT started.
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>why is clownpiece so cute and funny 
Because she's small  
>but what about non-sexual 'youre a failure in life'?
Don't you have parents? 
Just poke them for a bit, i am sure they have something to say. 
>goredump
Post 2hu - not gore
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Three minutes. 
>I don't know about today, but it was a norm with them back in the raver generation
No, nope. 
It couldn't compete with the other drugs on the market, at least. 
Heard LSD was pretty popular in the UK but i think it was on the obscure side of things. 
No idea about shrooms and mescaline and 2Cx's. 
>the main inspiration for their music from what I believe
A common occurance, really. The music starts feeling exponentially better when you are high on cathinones, and it's even better with psychedelic shit. I enjoy listening to stuff while being on deriliants too but i think that's just me. 
Freddy Mercurie's songs sound like utter shit unless you are on the forth road of cocaine. 
Turkey seems pretty strict. Here in uraine at least mescaline and shrooms are dubiously legal. 
If you wanna try lysergamides your only legal option is ipomea and ergine.   
Other legal'ish psychodelics will fuck you up real bad. 
Well it's like that in here too. 
Ergotamines are really fucking tough to fuck with. The precursors are cheap and easily available but it requires some serious fucking autism. 
Shit's like insanely complex and annoying. 
Not the most complex class of drugs but it can compete. 
Not that long ago niggaz found out nbomes, so yeah, LSD BTFO. 
N-bombs are cheap as fuck and are way easier to make.
Plus newfags can't differentiate between both of those (because they never tried LSD.) 
It's quite sad because unlike LSD it's actually rather addictive and overdoses are pretty horrible. 
Easy money, by the way. the usual opt is around 1 gram and you can easily cook 30 grams in one batch, i am sure that you can scale it even more with enough autism. 
But that's unnecessary. In that 1 gram there are like 1000 (lethal) doses. 
Fentanyl tier. 
Thank god it's almost physically impossible to fuck up dipping marks. 
>watch?v=fIk3IMJ8C1Q
The second song you dropped was better, this one sounds worse even despite the fact that i am high. 
It's not awful though, i kinda get it.
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>>4062
>Was? 
I haven't used it in over three years.
>hexanophenon 
Wassat?

>>4063
>is that supposed to be marisa?
>she looks so similar but also so different
That's because it's Kudamaki, the new fox girl, dressed as Marisa.

>holocausted my thread
SHUT IT DOWN!

>>4066
The other players got sweatier as the day went on.  I watched in real time as the gear we faced off against went into the millions of rubles.
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>>4068
>sounds worse even despite the fact that i am high.
I guess you're just not into the Jap style then.
Wonder if you'd like UK-based hardcore? /watch?v=fWdX74DvEG0
>>4069
>The other players got sweatier as the day went on.
That's because the real big baddies get notifications whenever I open the game, so they start all flooding in to complete their quests to kill me.
>>4062
>talking about a bunch of shit i dont care about
What've you been up to, then?
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>I haven't used it in over three years.
Nothing fucking changed, really. 
<hexanophenon 
>Wassat?
I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU HAVE ASKED 
Okay okay, i'll try to keep it short. 
It's a ketone, ketones are intermediates in the *cathinone synthesis, i already rambled about cathinones before 
ketones are made by combining an aromatic with a carboxylic acid (not every aromatic and carboxylic acid can be used, i am too lazy to go over the exceptions) 
for example benzoic acid and propionic acid meshed together will give you propiophenone.  
Which then can yield you some raw unsubstituted cathinone. 
The problem is ketones need to be halogenated first. 
Some are fine when halogenated, some are banned by geneva convention. 
For example chloracetophenone, iirc it yields ephedrine or something useless like that. 
But it's generally useless for anything besides bullying protesters. 
Despite the fact that it's literally fucking banned by geneva convention for burning ppl's eyes russians still use it for riot control. 
By the way quite recently there was a patent made in russia. 
You can (very carefully) oxidize styrene plastic directly into acetophenone. Sadly no chemical warfare in uraine, yet. 
It was actually known for like 5 years before the patent was made. Apparently some chemistry student has ties with narcobuisness (classic.) 
hexanophenon is made from 
>>4070 
NoOOooooO don't ignore my drug rambles! I pour effort and soul into them! 
>watch?v=fWdX74DvEG0
Hey i actually heard this one before! 
Yeah it's more my style but i prefer it when it's a bit more aggressive, kinda like boss fight music. 
Okay i finished installing Deus Ex, gotta bail
>hexanophenon is made from 
fuck accidentally cropped my post 
hexanophenon is made from valerianic acid and this shit smells like shit, especially in huge quantities. It starts reeking of fucking HELL when you start chaining pyrrolidine to it, 
and yeah it's fucking awful on the halogenation stage too.
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>don't ignore my drug rambles! I pour effort and soul into them!
I see that. I'd say something to them if I could, but it's mostly gibberish to me.
>i actually heard this one before!
It's a popular track, yeah.
Happy Hardcore doesn't get too aggressive from what I've heard of it, but it's probably me forgetting stuff. /watch?v=O1hr5W7S4TU
Also, curious if you'd like this. /watch?v=HlvzBzLH65w
>finished installing Deus Ex
Playing the original or the mod I sent? Have fun.
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>Because she's small
sexy tummy too (very important)

>What've you been up to, then?
apart from shitposting on lambda?
literally fucking nothing
not even playing games anymore
i wanna play that snoot game but somehow i keep putting it off
i really dont understand
i dont even remember wtf im wasting my time on
well, im still fucking around with drawing
but its starting to get real halfassed
i think im watching stuff on youtube?
theres this one vid thats almost 6h about the entire history of an mmorpg that took me the whole week to finish
but its not like im mindlessly looking for shit to watch like d*npa
its basically just my subscriptions that have accumulated and im watching now
theyre mainly that type of channel that posts once a year
but when they post, its massive vids
oh yea, i suppose im rewatching some stuff too
uhhhh
idk what else
ig i have been leaving the house from time to time too
not much more often
sometimes i even remember to wear sunscreen
not that it matters anyway
i barely get any sun even when im out
hmmmmm
yea idk wtf im even doing this month to avoid touching myself
oh yeaaaa
i was also 'watching' old nina streams
mostly while i draw bc i have to pretend im interacting with a female to stop me from having lewd thoughts (counter intuitive ik)
i have one idea for a thing i wanna program but im lazy
yea i have been feeling real lazy lately
godlike powers my ass
although it does help to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay bc any voice saying 'i wanna die' is drown out by voices saying 'I WANNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM'
so only i replaced one intrusive thought with another
ig its true that the only cure for copium is more copium
kinda like addictions
you can only replace one with another
but its ok its almost over
more than 1/2 done
on the 20th it will be 2/3
23th is 3/4
24th 4/5
25th is 5/6
26th is, well it starts to really speed up so 27th is 9/10
28th is 14/15
and well 29th is 29/30
funny how fractions work
but yea
easy peasy
oh hey i have that book
i should read it
maybe
i prolly wont
i actually just feel like sleeping most of the tie
ill wake up in the morning then sleep again until i cant anymore
then less than 1 hour after i get up im back on bed again
same on the afternoon and evening
and night too ofc
i dont even really sleep
just idk
try to pretend im not existing ig
anyway whats the relationship between reisen and youmu?
i keep seeing them in hot yuriyuri action everywhere so i wonder why ppl pair those so often
same with reimu and the uhhhhhh the gap hag
whats her name again
the one with a jellyfish in her head and massive millkers
wait, thats like 95% of 2hoes
lemme literally just search '*reimu* yuri' on gel and i bet its gonna be on the 1st row
unironically yes
2nd result
yukari
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9229635&tags=%2Areimu%2A+yuri
female fertilization no less
weird ass kink but i find it funny
so yea whats the lore on reimu x yukari?
theres another one uhhhhhhh
nvm i dont think there was
reimu also has a lot of stuff with marisa and that frog girl that dresses like her
wtf is up with that too?
and what about the cunny department?
i wonder what clownpiece and wriggle are usually paired up with
not much ig
although i see wriggle with yuuka a lot
i wonder why that is?
just bc of the green hair?
or does she like eating sunflowers or something?
yea thats where my interest on 2hu lore really comes from
only to understand which yuri couples are shipped and why
btw mahi at what temperatures do new molecules have after a reaction?
bc ik for a fact different substances have different uhhhh thermal energy requirements to change temperature
for example, water needs a shitton of energy to change a singular degree kelvin
i think air needs a lot less (still a shitty conductor for other reasons)
so like, yk when a cell burns sugar?
so its like
C(x)H(2x)O(x) + ?O2 => ?CO2 ?H2O
(i think its something like that)
so like
at what temperature does this happen and does the right side have the same temperature or thermal energy as the left side?
bc those 2 are different
remember that water stores a lot more thermal energy at lower temps
i feel that obviously the energy is what should be conserved
but also kinda weird that each molecule would come out at a different temp
maybe that is the true nature of exo/endothermic reactions?
just the laws of the universe trying to keep energy the same?
big if true
well ig the actual energy in the bonds might have something to do with it
so maybe its actually the true nature of temperature requirements
huh, now that i think of it
there are reaction that only happen when its hot
so like, gasoline wont burn if its cold
you need a spark and shit, then theres a thermal runaway and everything burns
but what about the opposite?
are there reactions that only happen when its cold and cannot happen when its hot?
and i dont mean that like if a different reaction happens when its hot
i mean like shit happens when its cold and its otherwise completely inert when hot
endothermic implosion?
makes no sense but nature is full of crazy shit
or maybe how much energy it takes to change a substance's temp depends only on the atoms
so after a reaction its still balanced
wait no
makes no sense
bc im sure it also depends on the inter molecular forces
which is why is changes with phase and shit
i think
does it?
i dont really remember
whatever
so yea thats basically it
what are you up to?
i kinda just skimmed the last several posts
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I am gonna skim through everything besides: 
>btw mahi at what temperatures do new molecules have after a reaction?
Nigga are you having a stroke? 
chemicals don't change their temperature when reacting most of the time 
The endothermic and exothermic reactions are rather exceptional. 
Lots of shit changes temperature by 0.069 degree kelvin but it's not even worth measuring shit like that.  
>bc ik for a fact different substances have different uhhhh thermal energy requirements to change temperature
I am bad at physics, but yeah they do. 
>so like, yk when a cell burns sugar?
Who's cell? 
>C(x)H(2x)O(x) + ?O2 => ?CO2 ?H2O
The fuck do those x's and questing marks represent? 
?????
>at what temperature does this happen
I am not sure who the fuck is Cell and ?02. 
But if for example sugar is geating heated up on a hotplate 
>what temperature does it happen 
combustion temperature is easily googleable. You can measure it on practice or try to calculate it by the formula, but i think only machines can reliably compute stuff like that.  
>does the right side have the same temperature or thermal energy as the left side?
You mean like liberals and conservatives? 
No, probably. 
There are ways to heat shit up almost ideally evenly using super thermally conductive stuff, but idk if that counts. 
If you heat it up on a hotplate it goes from bottom to top, yeah left side is around as hot as the right side, both are colder than the center. 
You can check that with an infrared scope 
>bc those 2 are different
The fuck do you mean by a "right side" again? 
if you mean like one the right side of the equation C02 and H20 then those have p identical temperatures when reaction occurs 
>remember that water stores a lot more thermal energy at lower temps
Sry not my fucking expertise. 
How the fuck? 
Isn't more heat = more thermal energy? 
Or do you mean that it can store more when it's empty? Like a battery or some shit. 
>but also kinda weird that each molecule would come out at a different temp
No, they come out at roughly the same temp, H20 and C02 all appear at a roughly the same temperature in that reaction, yk for their bonds to break you need that "one" particular amount of heat that's required for the reaction to occur. 
If C02 won't breakdown than H2O won't too 
So you have to heat up both of them until a certain point. 
After they break down there can be pretty drastic changes in temperatures, though. 
Measuring shit like that is math tier autism.   
Why do you give a fuck rly? 
>well ig the actual energy in the bonds might have something to do with it
Yeah when they break it's realized, not the case with sugar, though. There it barely matters. 
>reactions that only occur at low temperatures 
Ughhhhhh. 
I think freezing? 
>otherwise completely inert when hot
Well now i am lost. 
>what are you up to?
Nitrating some shit
Doing some crazy schizo cathinones 
Playing Deus Ex 
Trying to ignore shadow spawns in the corner of my eye 
Lots of shit to be honest, i don't talk about it much here.
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Can't sleep 4 shit 
<does the right side have the same temperature or thermal energy as the left side?
>if you mean like one the right side of the equation C02 and H20 then those have p identical temperatures when reaction occurs 
Yeah sry forgot about the OG question 
They have temperature above the decomposing sugar. Because you know, sugar decomposes at high temperatures. 
>I'd say something to them if I could, but it's mostly gibberish to me.
Yeah i'll need to learn how to talk without all this pedantic and homosexual shit. 
It's kinda tough, we have a vastly different both nomenclatures and slang in slavland. 
>/watch?v=O1hr5W7S4TU
Not particularly bad, a bit too repetitive but that's quite common. 
Dunno what's so hardcore about it, sounds rather chill.
>Happy Hardcore doesn't get too aggressive from what I've heard of it
Generally it isn't 
But i really like when it does: 
watch?v=xPYvO8RSi1I
>curious if you'd like this. /watch?v=HlvzBzLH65w
Vocals are really fucking schizo. 
But yeah, i can say that i enjoyed it. 
>Playing the original or the mod I sent? Have fun.
Both, i'll ramble a bit later. 
>i wanna play that snoot game but somehow i keep putting it off
Go on, it takes three seconds to install, it's p brain dead and short. 
You'll probably like it. I do 
>my subscriptions that have accumulated
By god's wrath, tell me that you are subscribing to the RSS feed. 
I don't have any subscriptions though, what's so funny is on youtube?  
watch?v=2dw9A29xCuk
>sometimes i even remember to wear sunscreen
Cringe and pinkpilled. 
>'i wanna die'
>'I WANNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM'
The duality of men. 
>kinda like addictions
>you can only replace one with another
I am unironically thinking about cooking u477s and methadone to cope with my fried dopamine receptors. 
It may not look like it but i actually live in a horrible perpetual agony due to my tolerance cranking up so much it's unreal. 
I am months away from going full schizo. 
>oh hey i have that book
Which one? 
>anyway whats the relationship between reisen and youmu?
Reisen is a whore 
Youmu isn't she's p devoted to the yuyuko. But fans like to corrupt shit. 
Idk if they are related to each other in the games, probably not. 
>does she like eating sunflowers or something?
Eating?! 
>cute pic i also found
Berry cute.
>bc ik for a fact different substances have different uhhhh thermal energy requirements to change temperature
>yeah they do 
maybe, not so sure about that.
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>Who's cell?
is your esl that strong?
>The fuck do those x's and questing marks represent?
unknown numbers
im p sure C(x)H(2x)O(x) is the generic formula forrrrrrrr carbo...hydrate?
yea you replace x with any number and its a different type of sugar
and ofc the number of the other molecules is also gonna change, hence the ?
>Cell
the cell is the basic structural and functional unit of all forms of life
every cell consists of cytoplasm inside a membrane
and contains many macromolecules such as proteins dna and rna a bunch of other tiny molecules of nutrients and metabolites
the term comes from the latin word cellula meaning 'small room'
i think its bc the 1st mf to put organic tissue under a microscope (robert hooke) thought they looked like monk cells
yk, the tiny rooms of monasteries
it was 1665 at the time, so ig thats the only reference he had
anyway cells can acquire specified function and carry out various tasks within the cell
like replication, dna repair, protein synthesis, and motility
motility is a fancy name for tiny mobility
cells are capable of specialization and mobility within the cell
usually cells are only visible under a light microscope, theyre like 1-100 micrometres
electron microscopy gives a much higher resolution showing greatly detailed cell structure
organisms can be classified as unicellular or multicellular
most unicellular organisms are classed as microorganisms
not all tho
theres an amoeba that can be seen with the naked eye im p sure
the study of cells and how they work has led to many other studies in related areas of biology
for example: discovery of dna, cancer systems biology, aging and developmental biology.
cell biology is the study of cells
they didnt name it ceollogy for some reason
cell theory states that all organisms are composed of one or more cells
and that cells are the fundamental unit of structure and function in all living organisms
and that all cells come from pre-existing cells
cells emerged on earth about 4 billion years ago
but if cells only come from other cells, how did it all begin?
ofc it was god, duh
a bunch of schizoes thought this through in 1839
yk them, famous hippies
matthias jakob schleiden and uhhhhhhh theodor schwann
>?02
thats just the stuff we breath
cells need to those generate energy to do cell stuff
>But if for example sugar is geating heated up on a hotplate
right, but thats a physical process
im talking about the chemical process of atoms rearranging themselves
like, how do they even do that?
why do atoms just suddenly decide to monkey branch?
makes no sense
>Isn't more heat = more thermal energy?
yes
but
>Or do you mean that it can store more when it's empty? Like a battery or some shit.
yea
ok so i looked it up
the name of this property is heat capacity (C)
the C of water is like 75 J/(mol*K)
and of co2 is 37 J/(K*mol)
so for 1 mole of water to go from 200K to 201K, it needs 75J of energy
but for 1 mole of co2 to from 200K to 201K, it only needs 37J
which means that at 200K, h2o has 15kJ/mol
while co2 only has 7.4kJ/mol
are you picking up, what im putting down?
at the same temperature, the same number of molecules of different subdstances is gonna store different amounts of thermal energy
soooooo
if the sugar and o2 on the left side are at x degrees kelvin and store y J of thermal energy
will the h2o and co2 on the right side be at x degrees kelvin or be storing exactly y J of energy?
ok so let me use octane as an example
2 C8H18 + 25 O2 -> 16 CO2 + 18 H2O
octane autoignites at 493.1 K
lets round to 500
here are the heat capacities
octane: 255.68 J/(K·mol)
oxygen: 29.378 J/(mol·K)
co2: 37.135 J/(K·mol)
water: 75.385 J/(mol·K)
so at 500K, 2 mols of c8h18 have 255680 J of thermal energy
25 mole of o2 have 367225 J
total of 622905 J
so lets see the other side
the co2 has 297080 J and the water has 678465 J
which is 975545 J
literally how
thats without even accounting for the energy released by the reaction
where are those extra 352640 J coming from?
the right side would literally need to be cooled down in order for the energy to be conserved
in fact, i can calculate the temp in which they need to be
ill assume theyll both end up at the same temp
...
so they both would have to be cooled down to 319.29 K in order to still have the same thermal energy (thanks water)
so i can only imagine that the reason the reaction is exothermic is to keep the temperature the same
so then 352640 J is released
plus some more
ah wait
the combustion of gasoline releases about 46.7 megajoules per kilogram
how many moles is that?
lets see...
c8h18 has 114 g/mol
so about 8.77 moles
which means burning 2 moles gasoline (basically octane) releases 10.65 MJ
10650000
yeaaaa
way more than the 352640
so its enough to heat it up and theres still over a million J to spare
nvm it all makes sense now
unless the '46.7 MJ/kg' was already accounting for that?
doesnt really matter, the end result is the same
enough energy to heat up the products of the reaction, plus even more to burn everything around it
>Why do you give a fuck rly?
im trying to find glitches on the standard models of chemistry
no way this shit is fr
>I think freezing?
thats a physical process
the molecules are just rearranging themselves
usually into crystals
>By god's wrath, tell me that you are subscribing to the RSS feed.
is there even another way to subscribe?
last i heard, if you go the soy route you need to click on 'subscrub' hit the bell, set notifications to obnoxious, send pictures of your feet to susan and spread your anus for the glowniggers to probe to make sure no terrorist activities are happening in there
im surprised they havent ruined the rss yet tbh
>I am months away from going full schizo.
same but from too much coom in my balls
>Which one?
the one to teach you how to stop cooming
easy peasy method
you have prolly seen it being shilled already
>Idk if they are related to each other in the games, probably not.
everywhere i look i get a different answer
doesnt really matter, what matters is that yuri is the purest form of love
btw i looked it up and fucking hell i ended up on ao3
never before in my life i had heard of that site before i started exploring fujochan and suddenly its the 1st result of my search
am i schizo if i say this shit is connected?
anyway im gonna read a few fanfics there
i see some 'trans female' tags which i imagine is muttspeak for 'futa'
aka the straight man's yuri
>Eating?!
shes a bug, isnt she?
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>is your esl that strong?
Who the fuck is motherfucking cell! 
>im p sure C(x)H(2x)O(x) is the generic formula forrrrrrrr carbo...hydrate?
Nigga, we still can't decide if hydrogen is a metal. 
Do you thin there's a generic formula for carbohydrates? 
Even cathinones are out of touch. Now basically every potent drug can be called a bathsalt. 
>cell consists of cytoplasm inside a membrane
Membrane? 
Like those thingies they use in electrolysis? 
I any case i am not interested in biology, i'll let someone else conquer this clusterfuck. 
>cell theory states that all organisms are composed of one or more cells
ughhhh. 
Viruses? 
Priones? 
Nice ramble about biology but the fuck do you even do with all that knowledge? 
Must be tough we such a heavy head on your shoulders. 
<?02
>thats just the stuff we breath
It's O2 fucker 
Not a fucking 0 
Why even bother with those shitty emperical formulas? 
We aren't counting alkanes. 
Just call it water.
<decomposing sugar on a hotplate  
>thats a physical process
>im talking about the chemical process of atoms rearranging themselves
My lungs just let out a sigh that rearranged so fucking much oxygen into carbon dioxide it's unreal. 
>why do atoms just suddenly decide to monkey branch?
Peer pressure. 
>the C of water is like 75 J/(mol*K)
>and of co2 is 37 J/(K*mol)
I remember eco activists bullshitting about global warming and saying something kinda similar. 
>will the h2o and co2 on the right side be at x degrees kelvin or be storing exactly y J of energy?
First law of thermodynamics: Hax not allowed.
Also Don't forget that human tools aren't exactly precise.
>im trying to find glitches on the standard models of chemistry
>no way this shit is fr
Yeah, tough to believe. 
>freezing?
>thats a physical process
>the molecules are just rearranging themselves 
you literally just said 
<im talking about the chemical process of atoms rearranging themselves
>easy peasy method
It's just a spook, don't bother. 
Why are you even trying to stop the coom? 
If you really want to i highly recommend chemically castrating yourself through one point four butanediol.
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>>4074
>literally fucking nothing
>i wanna play that snoot game somehow i keep putting it off, i dont understand
Yeah, I get it. That's what's been happening to me for a while now, with pretty much everything. Have to force yourself.
>still fucking around with drawing, but its starting to get real halfassed
Think drawing is one of those things that you'll never get decent at unless you seriously commit to it, so, might wanna fix that.
>i think im watching stuff on youtube?
>theyre mainly that type of channel that posts once a year, but when they post, its massive vids
Those are the kind I prefer, too. Post some? I'll send a few back if you want.
>wear sunscreen
You put on sunscreen for every outing? I thought it was only for the beach.
>'i wanna die' is drown out by voices saying 'I WANNA FUCKING COOM'
Horniness does help block out other thoughts I think, yeah. Sucks for me still because I hate sexual thoughts just as much.
>then less than 1 hour after i get up im back on bed again
Yep. I can't notice the time passing anymore, either.
>i dont even really sleep
Ceiling staring?
>anyway whats the relationship between reisen and youmu?
They don't really have one. It's a fanon thing. Guess they just look cool together.
>whats the lore on reimu x yukari?
Think of Yukari as Reimu's employer and mentor. Gives Reimu most of her tasks and keeps her on edge. She's part of the main governing body of Gensokyo and pulls strings in the background. Like G-Man, kind of.
Reimu, she just finds Yukari annoying and doesn't care much but learns from her.
>reimu also has a lot of stuff with marisa and that frog girl that dresses like her, wtf is up with that?
Frog girl is Sanae.
Those three are the most consistent playable characters in the games, so they get put together a lot.
And also because Reimu and Marisa are besto frendsu.
>clownpiece
She's the underling of some fashionable chick named Hecatia, canonically the strongest character.
>i see wriggle with yuuka a lot
It's another fanon thing. But it makes sense since Wriggle is a bug and Yuuka tends to her sunflowers in the fields all the time, so they'd see each other often.
It's also a power dynamic, with one of them being really powerful and the other being lowest of the low power level wise. Wriggle is often portrayed as Yuuka's plaything and confused for a boy half of the time, so, yeah.
>my interest on 2hu lore really comes from
There's really not too much to delve into, most of it is making up your own headcanon and having fun with it and that's one of the main reasons why it's popular.
>what are you up to?
Also not really anything. Looking at imageboards a lot.
>>4077
>Trying to ignore shadow spawns
Interesting.
>Dunno what's so hardcore about it
Yeah, seems like pretty much anything techno-ish made in the UK during that era gets sorted out as Happy Hardcore.
>watch?v=xPYvO8RSi1I
Pretty good.
I think you'd like these two.
/watch?v=x_FNJDBCjpA
/watch?v=39HDB_pz3zA
>Vocals are really fucking schizo. 
Lol, yeah, pretty much all of their lyrics are complete nonsense, it's cool.
This is basically the theme song of all UK druggies.
/watch?v=6iKFn8dlxX8
>watch?v=2dw9A29xCuk
I can imagine what the lyrics are about, going off the title and picture.
Reminds me of this. /watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0
>Reisen is a whore 
How so?
She's a refugee and works pretty hard, go easy on her.
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>Who the fuck is motherfucking cell! 
this mf
>we still can't decide if hydrogen is a metal
wdym?
isnt it on a column full of metals?
whats so hard about it?
>Do you thin there's a generic formula for carbohydrates? 
thats literally what a carbohydrate is tho
hydrated carbon
>Like those thingies they use in electrolysis? 
no
maybe
idk
its the one they use for osmosis
>Must be tough we such a heavy head on your shoulders. 
it is
>It's O2 fucker 
>Not a fucking 0 
youre the one who wrote 0 retard
i wrote O2 originally
>you literally just said 
<im talking about the chemical process of atoms rearranging themselves
esl alert
i said freezing is
<the molecules are just rearranging themselves 
notice the difference?
atoms != molecules
its like thinking bricks = building
>Why are you even trying to stop the coom? 
bc it feels better that way
>If you really want to i highly recommend chemically castrating yourself through one point four butanediol.
can you castrate your brain to stop you from wanting drugs?
maybe you can
its called lobotomy
but why would you?

>Have to force yourself.
do you?
sleeping is easier
>Think drawing is one of those things that you'll never get decent at unless you seriously commit to it, so, might wanna fix that.
idk sounds like a lot of work
>Post some?
Down The Rabbit Hole (i think its called Fredrik Knudsen now)
Emperor Lemon
CGP Grey
LEMMiNO
Exurb1a
3Blue1Brown
>I'll send a few back if you want.
sure
>I thought it was only for the beach.
mainly bc thats when ppl spend a long time uncovered from the sun
its not really necessary when just going out bc buildings and stuff will provide shade
but ppl have told me i should wear sunscreen anyway due to how pale i am
i always forget tho
i have had the same bottle for over a year
its the same thing with perfume
idk how ppl can go through so many bottles
i dont think i have ever gotten one to below half
>Sucks for me still because I hate sexual thoughts just as much.
yea theyre annoying but im getting used to it
>I can't notice the time passing anymore, either.
same
week is literally already over
i swear it was sunday yesterday
>Ceiling staring?
eyelid staring
>She's part of the main governing body of Gensokyo and pulls strings in the background.
doesnt she also keep some sort of barrier too?
>It's also a power dynamic
yea thats p hot
i keep seeing them with clear age and size differences
i love it
>Looking at imageboards a lot.
any you think could be turned into a new nanotranny outpost?
>She's a refugee and works pretty hard, go easy on her.
bunnies are meant to be bred
no going easy on that fuckhole
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>You put on sunscreen for every outing? I thought it was only for the beach.
He got pinkpilled by that lrh hoe on lambda. Yeah, he unironically takes skincare advice from women 
Hope eradicated.  
>I hate sexual thoughts
Why? 
Are you into some really degenerate shit? 
<Trying to ignore shadow spawns
>Interesting
My receptors are fried, so i try to tone down on methcathinones and do valerones instead. 
Voices in my head are annoying but at least i am not vibrating.
>I think you'd like these two.
>watch?v=x_FNJDBCjpA
Getting warmer, but still not my cup of tea. 
>watch?v=39HDB_pz3zA
Rotary hammer tier shit. 
>yeah, pretty much all of their lyrics are complete nonsense
>it's cool.
It's common for music to have gibberish unintelligible sounds instead of proper lyrics but that underground stuff makes me really uncomfortable. 
>This is basically the theme song of all UK druggies.
>watch?v=6iKFn8dlxX8
It's quite bad 
Here's a russian druggie classic: 
watch?v=2x7OBm0DJQI
It's hard to believe but the early hardbass scene was actually an anti-drug campaign.  
>watch?v=2dw9A29xCuk
>I can imagine what the lyrics are about, going off the title and picture.
They are quite funny, and sad. 
watch?v=2Gs9N0nlCiE
>Reminds me of this. 
>/watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0
That's a classic! 
I also like this one: 
watch?v=HwNG_8Wh5Wc
>She's a refugee and works pretty hard
Yeah she works really hard, in a cleaning service for my cock.  
>isnt it on a column full of metals?
>whats so hard about it?
It's like calling zero a number, those fucking arabic niggers, i swear. 
>youre the one who wrote 0 retard
Well i am really fucking sorry, kike nigger faggot.
>hydrated carbon
Hydrocarbon is a hydrated carbon. Don't confuse those two. 
For a single carbohydrate there 17 exceptions. 
>atoms != molecules
If it just so happens that you are actually serious, i'd like to remind that while atoms are not molecules 
molecules are atoms. 
>can you castrate your brain to stop you from wanting drugs?
It's called ego death. 
>but why would you?
I wouldn't. I never said that i want to be sober. 
>bc it feels better that way
Sober ppl problems. 
<Down the reddit hole 
<Popsci shit 
Doubt FC is into that kind of nerdy stuff.  
>but ppl have told me i should wear sunscreen anyway due to how pale i am
women aren't "people"
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>>4082
>do you?
Eh, not really, I just thought you'd be able to.
>sleeping is easier
Sure.
>Down The Rabbit Hole
Yeah, pretty popular channel.
Here's a fun video with him in it. /watch?v=igjYCPrwA2I
>Emperor Lemon
Think I watched some of his NASCAR stuff.
>LEMMiNO
Used to watch this guy's top 10s when I was little. 
Other ones seem like nerd stuff, not my cup of tea.
>sure
Anomaly Analysis
Tehsnakerer
Harmful Opinions (not high-effort videos really but it'd be your cup of tea I think)
Warlockracy
Porsalin
Also, look up GTA SA True 100% Longplay by Joshimuz. It's a playlist and it's not an active series but it's some pretty cool autistic stuff to sit through.
>i dont think i have ever gotten one to below half
Me neither.
>doesnt she also keep some sort of barrier too?
It's vaguely told that she helped create it, but isn't actively keeping it up.
That barrier is what separates our world from Gensokyo, by the way.
>any you think could be turned into a new nanotranny outpost?
Don't you guys already have two boards now?
>>4083
>He got pinkpilled
Ha.
>Are you into some really degenerate shit? 
No.
>Getting warmer
Hm. /watch?v=jWjhE4FyQzE
>watch?v=2x7OBm0DJQI
Damn, that sounds good.
I really like Russian stuff even though I don't understand any of the lyrics. 
One of my favorites, I'd bet you know it. /watch?v=-Vhz-Q887_k
>the early hardbass scene was actually an anti-drug campaign.
Amazing. You'd expect the opposite.
>I also like this one
Good as well.
/watch?v=p9jxZkDx-7g
>Yeah she works really hard
Her job is to sell drugs in a corner, you'd get along.
<Down The Rabbit Hole
>Yeah, pretty popular channel.
Wait it's the name of a channel? 
<Are you into some really degenerate shit? 
>No.
It wasn't the main question, though. 
What's so bad about sexual thoughts? 
Personally, i don't have any quarrels with cravings to redose.  
>watch?v=2x7OBm0DJQI
Literal ear rape. 
<watch?v=2x7OBm0DJQI
>Damn, that sounds good.
I think Xynta is rather bad, but yeah, has some good bits. 
>I really like Russian stuff even though I don't understand any of the lyrics
Saimo experiencu, maito. 
>I'd bet you know it 
>watch?v=-Vhz-Q887_k
Yeah i already dropped nautilus in this thread. He's decent. 
watch?v=sIljdb6I_IA 
Have you heard about Egor Letov? 
<hardbass drug-campaign 
>Amazing. You'd expect the opposite.
It was a high IQ move to gather lots of rehabilitating druggies in one place. 
Business. 
>watch?v=p9jxZkDx-7g
I also like /a/ sings 
watch?v=Hw7-h8jtc0c
>Her job is to sell drugs in a corner
Wait really? 
I missed something? 
Since when?
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>I wrote a huge ass reply but than i accidentally hit ctrl+q [
classic mahiron
maybe its going back to the capslock and punctuation that really fries your brain
>he unironically takes skincare advice from women
who should i take skincare advice from? men?
>It's like calling zero a number, those fucking arabic niggers, i swear.
if you can do arithmetic with it, its a number
if you cant do arithmetic, but can do algebra, its a letter
those are the rules
>Well i am really fucking sorry, kike nigger faggot.
youre forgiven
just try to be less dumb next time
<Down the reddit hole
<Popsci shit
>complaining
>complaining
im dying to know what your junkie ass considers a good channel
who is popsci btw?
closest i can think youre referring to is either lemmino which schizoes out about mystery stuff and cgpgrey which spergs out international/historical stuff

>Here's a fun video with him in it.
ew internet drama
i can gauge the quality of a vid just by the comments
when its a bunch of Literally Whos spontaneously sharing their retarded bluepilled opinions alongside their life story on shit i dont care about ik the vid sucks
ig its about a guy who raped puppies to death?
based and redpilled afaic
i hate animal lovers and anything that makes them cry tears of blood is a good thing
animals dont have humans rights
burn them all on a stake for all i care
pop firecrackers up their asses
anyway just bc i watch his hyperautistic documentaries doesnt mean i give a fuck about his cringe takes on e-drama
i can actually separate the art from the artist
>Think I watched some of his NASCAR stuff.
i liked his yt geographic series
>Other ones seem like nerd stuff, not my cup of tea.
hes slowing down on that too
now he mostly demystifies stories like jack the ripped, db cooper, the kennedy assassination
first vid i watched of him was the dyatlov pass case
i still enjoy it
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>Anomaly Analysis
>Tehsnakerer
>Harmful Opinions (not high-effort videos really but it'd be your cup of tea I think)
>Warlockracy
>Porsalin
gonna watch later
some seem to be about e-drama which is honestly very cringe of you ngl
drama is only worth wasting your time on if youre directly involved in it
otherwise why even bother
>Don't you guys already have two boards now?
we need more

anyway im starting another jeffvacay
ill be back in a few days/week
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>maybe its going back to the capslock and punctuation that really fries your brain
Nah, i was just typing in gloves, 
by the way, what's with the capslock? 
I don't even have it on my keyboard. 
And i throw around punctuation marks without any consideration, really. They are here just to imitate english grammar. 
>who should i take skincare advice from? men?
Yes. 
Video related. 
>if you can do arithmetic with it, its a number
The fuck can you do with it? 
you can't add substract multiply or divide zero, it's here just because some brown faggots couldn't learn greek numerals. 
<complaining
<complaining
Are you fucking complaining about me complaining? 
>im dying to know what your junkie ass considers a good channel
Terry Davis had a rad one. 
Almost all the channels i like are russian, though. 
Oh, i also remember that one dude that was called kinda like "doing 100 pushups everyday until i cure my depression" but he stopped posting his videos for some reason. Probably killed himself. 
>who is popsci btw?
I believe the name popscience comes from popmusic. It tries to entertain, not to teach, mostly because most of it is useless math and astrology bullshit. 
>closest i can think youre referring to is either lemmino which schizoes out about mystery stuff and cgpgrey which spergs out international/historical stuff
Mostly 3blue1brown guy. 
I can't understand what the fuck is he talking about so i don't like him. 
There are good soyence channels (the ones that i like)  
Like scrap science (just read his fucking sciencemadness profile instead) 
Ah yeah, and the James Cambell dude. He's probably the most fucking based man on youtube.
Nurd rage did some based things too but can't even compare him to James, he's on a whole new level.
Well Nurd did some really fucky wucky pharmaceutics in his mom's basement just to dab on the big pharma, i think that deserves some respect. Well i am kinda a pharmacept myself. 
>dyatlov pass case
Been there, done that. 
I know that pereval has some mysterious bullshit behind it. 
Or is it just some fuckers getting schizo after catching syberian parasites.
I like how it's a tourist attraction now. 
>ill be back in a few days/week
Have fun, nigga.
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>>4085
I don't have the social battery to reply, but I'm curious how your Deus Ex playthrough is going.
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>I'm curious how your Deus Ex playthrough is going
Haven't been playing much. Somewhere in the middle of playing i fucked up my firejail config and sound stopped working. Fixed it recently. 
Last time i played original deus ex and got to the third level. 
I remembered the maps were way bigger and more confusing, maybe i was just dumber as a kid. An average doom wad is ten times more complex. The simplicity is a good thing, though. I don't want to crawl through vents for 40 minutes. 
I also can't recall seeing that roomba in the UNATCO office on my first playthrough, he's funny. 
Besides cooking shit, been playing with AI chatbots, they are also really funny.
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>>4089
>Haven't been playing much
Me neither, with Cruelty Squad. It's kind of hard to get yourself to play stuff, isn't it?
>i thought the maps were bigger and more confusing
Same. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out where to even go when I was little, but it wasn't much of a problem the second time around. 
Except for that one damn level.
>been playing with AI chatbots
Guilty of spending time with them as well.
>Literal ear rape
So it can be too much as well. Getting a feel for your taste.
>I think Xynta is rather bad
I enjoyed that particular song, anything else you like from them?
>Egor Letov
Haven't heard of him. 
Do you like stuff like this?
https://youtu.be/k7x1glSA9lA?si=nIQtKNu0BgmFDtgA
Sorry for the bad link, on mobile.
>Wait really?
Yeah, she mainly sells drugs and whatnot in the human village for Eirin.
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>It's kind of hard to get yourself to play stuff, isn't it?
Yeah, probably has something to with the magnetic fields this month. 
>Guilty of spending time with them as well
I haven't been playing with them all that much. 
Heard they can do chemistry.
Maybe the particular model i used is retarded, but they are kinda bad at it. 
At first it had troubles with simply understanding my questions, but after repeating them for a few times he kinda got the hang of the situation. 
So after asking it to write down formulas, melting points, the outcome of a reduction reaction carried out on tyrosine, all that shit. I asked it for something harder. 
I asked that bitch to give a relatively simple route for producing valeric acid using over the counter chemicals. 
It started just straight up trolling me, like for real. It begun with dehydrating ethyl acetate from nail polish to get ethanol. Than fucking nitrating that ethanol into ethyl nitrate. 
And then fucking reducing it with sodium borohydride. 
Now that's autistic as fuck, that's some serious pattern recognition. 
I'd never could come up with something so profoundly retarded. 
Now it works, but i am not a fucking Shulgin, i am a bit short on borohydride. I asked for an alternative reducing agent and it suggested me using zinc dust under pressure instead. 
Now giving me step by step instruction on producing highly explosive compounds without me even asking for it is quite based, actually suggesting to explode them is indeed very namaz. 
I asked for a less explosive and easily available method but it suggested me some gay brewing shit that uses some unavailable to a general audience bacterias. 
I asked for something less autistic and it suggested me reducing crotonaldehyde. That's some phosgene tier shit, and it completely forgot about over the counter stuff. 
Now i clarified my question again hinting about electrolysis.
And it started sperging about electrolytic reduction (i am so fucking sick of this word by now) of glycerin. It's possible to yield valeric acid that way, but even the papers it sourced me with that reaction being carried out suggested me to use alternative routes because the conditions that are required for this shit to happen are on par with ancient Maya prophesies. 
Overall i am disappointed, either it spitted out retarded routes on purpose or it's not even pretending. 
Not fun in any case. 
<XYNTA 
>anything else you like from them?
No, not really. They got popular just because of that one song. Haven't made anything worthwhile after that. They died along with the 2ch. 
>Sorry for the bad link, on mobile.
It is in fact so bad, i can't even use it.
>she mainly sells drugs and whatnot in the human village for Eirin.
The fuck what? I am curious to know what kind of drugs she sells.
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>>4091
>Heard they can do chemistry.
Nah. Anything that requires precise details, they can't do. 
When it comes to actual help with anything, they're only good for basic stuff. Pretty much as a replacement for a Google search when you need help with something simple. I hear some people do get a fair bit of use out of them that way.
>No, not really.
Shame.
>It is in fact so bad, i can't even use it.
Lol.
/watch?v=NWlFv-5xCIE
/watch?v=kgrblIASFuU
Thoughts on these?
>I am curious to know what kind of drugs she sells.
Lunarian ultra-medicine. Which is basically capable of anything, from curing cold to getting you high enough to transcend reality.
Also,
>i throw around punctuation marks without any consideration, really.
Not a bad way to go about it. You should see how Cormac McCarthy writes, he barely uses any punctuation at all.
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>>4085
>Have you heard about Egor Letov? 
Just realized that, yeah, I have.
/watch?v=HgIVasI24Qo
I really like this one, both the sound and the meaning of the lyrics.
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>they're only good for basic stuff. Pretty much as a replacement for a Google search
It feels like the search engine cabal dumbs itself down to promote the use of AI chatbots, it's almost like they aren't retarded and are conspiring something big and evil.
But yeah it's really good as a search engine.
It sources patens blazingly fast. I asked for papers where electrolysis of glycerine to valeric acid was well documented and it gave me like fucking ten in a row. Searching for those manually takes decades.
It's really fucking schizo, though. I skipped over lots and lots of shit it said. It tried to convince me that valeric acid is solid at room temperature, saying that merk index is a reliable information source and everyone else is wrong. Fucking chinks trying to warp reality. 
>Anything that requires precise details, they can't do
At least they can source patents, that's a good thing. 
>I hear some people do get a fair bit of use out of them that way
Maybe big ones like gpt are better, but i kinda doubt it. They still look green and new.  
>should see how Cormac McCarthy writes
That dude who wrote the road and that book about old men? Damn, maybe i should read him without a translation, can't recall shit anyway. 
>watch?v=NWlFv-5xCIE
Unfortunately video unavailable
>watch?v=kgrblIASFuU
I don't really like the kind of stuff that sounds like kino, i mean the group kino, not the ib slang 
>watch?v=HgIVasI24Qo
>I really like this one, both the sound and the meaning of the lyrics
I really like the guitar, sounds very comfy. Its actually one of the first songs i learned to play on a guitar. It sounds better when someone plays it while being drunk.
Dunno what's with the lyrics, i think they are pretty typical and his vocals are kinda ugly too.
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By the way the cover by Pusnoy is pretty good. 
watch?v=AAKZE4aIU40
Don't mind the clip
Pusnoy is quite a celebrity here. 
He had the leading role in the best TV program ever made. Galileo
Fuck, he's called pusHnoy.
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>>4094
>maybe i should read him without a translation
Good luck if you try. It'd probably be incomprehensible to you, a lot of people have trouble with some of his books.
>video unavailable
/watch?v=MqgfZUbNCOk
>don't really like the kind of stuff that sounds like kino
Does that mean you don't like Kino itself, or just the imitators?
>lyrics
I guess it's less interesting and played out for you since you're from there. 
>vocals are kinda ugly
I like the way it sounds ugly, if that makes sense.
>the cover by Pusnoy
It's alright, but I prefer it with acoustic guitar. If that's the right term.
I wonder if you'd be into J-Rock.
/watch?v=XOPeFmPfgpQ
/watch?v=7PF8CZjE62k
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Playing Snoot Game, it's alright. I might be a scalie.
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>It'd probably be incomprehensible to you
Is he worse than Pratchett?
<video unavailable
>watch?v=MqgfZUbNCOk
The minus is pretty cool, he's voice is kinda ugly, though. 
>you don't like Kino itself, or just the imitators?
I don't like KINO. They aren't particularly bad but i just don't  Tsoi's manner of singing, he talks kinda artificially, like with an accent. Pronounces syllables in a pretty weird way. Just sounds strange. 
It also often feels like they aren't even trying to rhyme shit. 
I don't think they deserve their popularity. 
Now Palata number 6 on the other hand is really fucking amazing and criminally underrated. 
>I guess it's less interesting and played out for you since you're from there. 
I think it should be the opposite because well, i get all the references and stuff. 
>I like the way it sounds ugly
Yeah i get you, it has a certain charm to it. 
>I wonder if you'd be into J-Rock
Rock BUT japan.
Never really looked into it. Maximum the hormone has some rad shit. 
Like this one:  
watch?v=7x_WoNIQFVI
>watch?v=XOPeFmPfgpQ
>watch?v=7PF8CZjE62k
Haven't really enjoyed those two, maybe because i am sober. The second song isn't even japanese! 
Cool marisa doodle, confused the deer for a mushroom. 
A few days ago i've been in the city, spotted a roll of aluminum foil with some really funky crystals lying on the ground. It was like someone was smoking them and dropped them on the ground in a hurry. Crystals were really fucking weird, though. Never seen shit like that. 
They were really unproportionate, i'd have taken them home but paranoia kicked in. The place got lots of windows and cars around, 137% cops in civilian and SBU agents were roaming around. They were probably baiting people. 
>Playing Snoot Game, it's alright
Gets progressively better. 
>I might be a scalie
Dunno, i think the snoots are kinda ugly, they can't even blow you out with those.
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Been playing some deus ex. 
I am currently at the "locate and kill Lebedev" stage. Or was it Lebedeev, i dunno. The fucking bullet dispersion is annoying as fuck, tough to bait and kill the robots like that. 
The newspapers on common terrorist characteristics and chlorine contamination were funny.
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>i think the snoots are kinda ugly
I think they are cute.
>they can't even blow you out with those.
I want to hug Fang.
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>>4098
Nice Hina.
>>4099
>worse than Pratchett?
Much worse. Try reading a few pages of Blood Meridian.
>i just don't  Tsoi's manner of singing
Hm. That's lost on me because I don't know the language so I can't pick up on any of the pronunciation. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.
Still heresy.
>Palata
Send a couple tracks?
>I think it should be the opposite because well, i get all the references and stuff.
Right, but you're too used to it. Kind of like how somebody that never set foot in a commieblock would consider them "aesthetic" or something, while anyone who has spent any time living in one hates them.
>Haven't really enjoyed those two.
What about this? /watch?v=dLBdJkoa8cQ
Also, I'm guessing you like acoustic? /watch?v=ezgD146oXso
>The second song isn't even japanese!
Lol, the band is Japanese but they just like using absolutely botched Engrish lyrics.
>They were probably baiting people. 
Funny to imagine that they just put it in the ground as bait for junkies.
>The fucking bullet dispersion is annoying
Invest your skill points to one thing. Don't move too much while shooting.
Shouldn't try to kill robots with bullets anyway, unless it's SABOT.
Here's a trick, if you put a laser sight on a pistol then you'll be as accurate with it as if you had Master skill level, but that property disappears if you put a scope on it, so be careful.
Liking the game any better the second time around?
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site back up
now it has an i2p address too
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wrote a new article and i expect feedback from everybody here
2hu themes are back
mailbox now lets you write a name and will let me reply to you
what else...?
idk
let me know if stuff is broken bc it prolly is
oh yea and the public address (n4cel) is now back
but with lots of stuff removed to curb the schizos
ill call it the decoy site now
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>Nice Hina
Wait so 4098 ain't FC?
JB you finally catching up with your backlog? You wanted to check out corpse party too, not patient enough to read those 4 miles of dialogue in the beginning?
>Try reading a few pages of Blood Meridian.
Wait it's written by Cormac? Wow, didn't know that. Yeah, i think i'll stay away from him for a while.
>heresy
Why do y'all like kino so much. They never done anything significant for the genre and they aren't even plain good. They are just fucking weird, really.
<Palata
>Send a couple tracks?
Ah, yeah. They are almost impossible to find on the net. I had a couple of vinyl's but i lost them, they shouldn't be all that rare. Oldfucks at [REDACTED] should still sell them, i'll check it out next time i'll [REDACTED]
Apparently the disc i got was a rearrangement, and it's not on the net.
So yeah we're fucked.
watch?v=NCjnfLueq0w
Here's the only song i found on the net in a decent quality.
It's one of the weakest songs in the album but whatever.
watch?v=lu-BtJYXruI
And there's the OG recording. That was recorded on a chink trashcan.
>somebody that never set foot in a commieblock would consider them "aesthetic"
Yeah, i doubt that all those arabs enjoy nasheeds as much as i do.
>What about this? /watch?v=dLBdJkoa8cQ
To be honest. Pretty bad.
>I'm guessing you like acoustic?
No, not really. I don't know how you came to this conclusion
>/watch?v=ezgD146oXso
The beginning is pretty decent, gets kinda bad later, i also don't think that the part near the end is really all that acoustic.
>Funny to imagine that they just put it in the ground as bait for junkies.
My paranoid ass bets that they did. 
Despite the legends you may hear about SBU and their year long investigations of corrupt politics. 99% of the branch does jack shit. They never trace junkies by cameras or raid apartments of suspicious tg channel users right after they complete a bitcoin transfer. They only catch druggies live right when they pick up a drop. 
The place where i found that piece of foil was near an abandoned house where lots of hobos hang out, definitely a problematic neighborhood. 
Doubt that someone actually dropped it while running away. There were too many crystals too smoke. 
Well at least by my standards, some junkies shoot mephedrone intravenously every two hours and smoke fucking grams in between.
>Invest your skill points to one thing.
I wasted them on computers and a bit got thrown into lock picks and electronics. I am pretty sure you can complete the game without firing a single shot but my curiosity drives me mad when i can't open
that mysterious door number 67. Yeah computer skills are fucking useless, i should invest into swimming next time. 
>Don't move too much while shooting.
The problem is:
I am trying to fucking bait the roombas near those HE barrels. So i drive their attention and run to the barrels. But even despite the fact that bots travel at 2 kilometers an hour i still can't aim on a fucking barrel before they arrive. A scope on my pistol helps a lot but it's not an ambrosia.
Yeah by the way, everything besides my pistol and the GEP gun is utter trash.
3006 rifle? BTFO by the duct taped scope on my pistol. Now shotgun can't fucking one shot at point blank range, because of that stupid fucking dispersion. Now there's a rifle and it may be de
cent with that recoil mod i stole at the UNATCO's office. But i dunno, i was saving it up for later, maybe i'll get a fucking minigun or something.
There's also a flamethrower, it's fun. But it's too fucking heavy to be a viable choice, ammo is scarce too.
>Shouldn't try to kill robots with bullets anyway
Well i am kinda trying to kill them with those exploding barrels.
>laser sight
>that property disappears if you put a scope on it
FUCK
>Liking the game any better the second time around?
Yeah, it's cool. Finally got hard and interesting.
>SABOT
Who are sabots again? 
I think they explained that in the tutorial but i skipped it this time around. 
>i2p address
Why? 
I seriously doubt anyone here even uses i2p. 
Yeah the fixes their libtorrent shit but idk it's still niche. 
I don't use it, FC doesn't. 
Do Yuki and Pantsu even bother with this shit? 
>wrote a new article
<mom it's only 2.98% gay!
>SABOTS 
Ah fuck, those are bullets, yeah. 
>mailbox now lets you write a name and will let me reply to you
you already have a GLAG meeting arranged. That mailbox replying shit will only attract faggots like that guy who wanted to roleplay with Yuki.  
Ah wait, that one was on the GLAG meeting. Yeah nothing much will change.
>let me know if stuff is broken
Video playback ain't workin'
>Sucking a dude’s dick just once because you were curious to see how it’s like doesn’t automatically make you gay per se
<watch?v=c-0S68_ZLL8
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>i think i'll stay away from him for a while.
It'd be fun if you tried.
>Why do y'all like kino so much
I'm more into the instrumental sound than Tsoi's vocals, a lot of the compositions click with me really well.
I'll admit I don't like most of their stuff that much, but a couple or so tracks are gold, at least to me.
You seriously don't like Good Night?
>They are almost impossible to find on the net.
I searched their name on Rutracker and there's their entire discography there.
I like the 9th track on that album you sent. The sound quality is pretty nice, I think it adds to it.
>I don't know how you came to this conclusion
Just because you said you play guitar.
/watch?v=E2eoKux2em8
/watch?v=facpxyJM06Q
>I wasted them on computers and a bit got thrown into lock picks and electronics.
That's a good choice. Computers does trivialize a bunch of encounters.
>complete the game without firing a single shot
Nah, I think there are some bosses you have to kill. I'm sure that's how they would've liked to make it, but there wasn't enough time for development.
>I am trying to fucking bait the roombas near those HE barrels.
Ah. I never had issues doing that, so I don't know what to say.
You shouldn't have to resort to doing that, though. EMP nades and whatnot are abundant.
>everything besides my pistol and the GEP gun is utter trash.
How it goes is that everything besides what you invest skills into is trash, except for a couple exceptions.
>shotgun
It's broken. Doesn't become any good even if you train it to maximum.
>30.06 
It's actually pretty good if you train it up, but yeah, I think the pistol is a better choice.
>rifle
It's decent. Not worth investing into, but if you have the space you can carry it with you to kill fodder without wasting more important ammo.
>flamethrower
Pretty powerful. You only need to click once on most organic enemies to kill them with it.
>Yeah, it's cool.
What's your playstyle so far?
not even 2h after it went live ppl are already seething in the comments
i should write bait more often
>Wait so 4098 ain't FC?
impersonating osfie is too easy
<2hoe pic
<maximum of 3 sentences, all on the same line
and yall mf fall for it everytime
>JB you finally catching up with your backlog?
yes
i love fang
she is a massive denpa and i hate her but i still love her and wanna help her tear off her feathers
>You wanted to check out corpse party too
literally who

anyway wtf are you 2 schizoes babbling about?

>I seriously doubt anyone here even uses i2p.
whatever
i have my server up all the time, so why not leave i2p running so i can explore peespace
not like im paying for the b32 address so might as well have one
>Do Yuki and Pantsu even bother with this shit? 
i doubt it
yk any good eepsites?
preferably in english
>you already have a GLAG meeting arranged.
and you saw how wonderfully bringing normies in there worked out
>That mailbox replying shit will only attract faggots like that guy who wanted to roleplay with Yuki.
yea
im in need of another bottom bitch to bully on my offtime, so im baiting new ppl
maybe i should shill my site elsewhere
>Video playback ain't workin'
like what, the mahiro vid not loading?
idk, sounds like a (You) issue
prolly the browser's fault or something
try to curl it and see if mpv can open it
if not, then yea might be the server (somehow)
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>let me know if stuff is broken
The white theme is fucky wucky. 
>watched fight club 
Took you long enough. 
>You seriously don't like Good Night?
It makes me really sleepy but that's about it. 
>Rutracker
Damn, completely slipped my mind.
Alzheimer's kicking in.
Can you upload it? 
I'll be really grateful.   
>Just because you said you play guitar
I played bass too!
I am not a certified guitar player, though. 
Got kicked out before that could happen. 
>Computers does trivialize a bunch of encounters.
Guess, not yet. 
>there are some bosses you have to kill
There are fucking bosses? I can't imagine how horrible is this shit going to be. 
>there wasn't enough time for development
Yeah, feels like it. 
I don't really have much choice in the current plot encounters. 
<I am trying to fucking bait the roombas near those HE barrels.
>Ah. I never had issues doing that, so I don't know what to say.
I just ignored them, yeah they can shoot you across the ocean but they are slow and stupid enough for me to maneuver past them with my eyes closed. 
It feels like those barrels were added there on purpose so i could kill those bots, but it's just too tedious.
>EMP nades and whatnot are abundant.
LAMs aren't. And they are useful for breaching doors. Rockets look kinda valuable too. 
Now there are those SABOT bullets, those look kinda cheap. 
>How it goes is that everything besides what you invest skills into is trash
I invested NOTHING in combat. Still possible to kill everyone, but yeah, it's annoying. 
>What's your playstyle so far?
Bait everyone on the map into one spot 
gas them 
and beat the shit out of their spinal cord with a crowbar 
Sometimes i shoot and taze people. 
I am saving up grenades for no real reason. 
Usually just run past bots since they can't do anything about it, they don't even set off the alarms. 
Zero fucks about civilian casualties, i leave the NSF hostages alive and listen to things that i should avoid.  
But it seems like i can't really steer the plot where i want. 
So it doesn't really matter 
>/watch?v=E2eoKux2em8
sounds just like:
watch?v=8BwSklxLiCw
but a bit better. 
>watch?v=facpxyJM06Q
More of an ambient noise than an actual music.
also what about the mailbox?
nobody sent anything yet
send me saturnia vids
im curious about what that is
no im not looking it up
hey wait i think i heard of saturnia before
isnt it a bunch of cute and funny girls with console buttons on their head?
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>impersonating osfie is too easy
He's p recognizable when he begins to ramble. 
<You wanted to check out corpse party too
>literally who 
We talked about it like two months ago. Check the ughhhhh, 6 digit thread. 
>wtf are you 2 schizoes babbling about?
Nigger, learn to fucking read. 
>i can explore peespace
Nothing much, not in the english language. 
The russain formus could have caught your eye but good fucking luck trying to take apart and understand the screeches slavs make when "communicating" with each other. 
>yk any good eepsites?
postman tracker 
it hosts the torrents. 
That's about it, you can forget about the rest, really, no jocking, completely serious. 
Oh and there was a shota booru 
I think it was really fucking based in terms of quality and no js. 
http://shota.i2p/
idk if it's still up. 
I am sure yuki will appreciate it. 
There was an another booru but it's in russian and it's kinda specific. 
>preferably in english
Mission impossible. 
i2p was made by white people for uzbek drug dealers and tadjik pedophiles. 
>maybe i should shill my site elsewhere
I don't why do you want attention so much. Especially from some unrelated tards you don't even know. 
I get LARPing as a girl on fujochan (p hot UwU) but why are you attracting wiggers? 
>like what, the mahiro vid not loading?
It loads but i need to oh my fucking god, right click on the video and open it in a new tab. 
Just too fucking much effort, i am not sure that ""people"" you are baiting will even understand that it's a video. I bet they'll think that it's a picture.
>also what about the mailbox?
Nothing i think, i haven't checked it out yet. 
Why would i? 
>send me saturnia vids
Not for free. 
>im curious about what that is
Maybe that bitch from that nepgear game, i actually don't remember how is it called. Never played it, it's for the vista and above and my PC couldn't handle it back then, still fucky wucky now. 
>isnt it a bunch of cute and funny girls with console buttons on their head?
Yeah kinda like this. There's an anime, it's basically a shitpost about the consolewars. 
I think it's dull and boring after a while.
I lovey ou guys 💗
>6 digit thread
what?
>Nigger, learn to fucking read. 
i try to, but i dont really care about whats written
>I don't why do you want attention so much.
theres a gaping hole in my heart
i cant fill it, i can just patch it by making strangers waste their time on me
>I get LARPing as a girl on fujochan
oh yea i kinda forgot about that
they got some interesting threads to jeffpost on
>why are you attracting wiggers? 
idk ig wiggoids see my persona and think they can fix me
all my most annoying stalkers were like that
>It loads but i need to oh my fucking god, right click on the video and open it in a new tab. 
skill issue
you should right click and click 'play' instead
i think its bc i didnt tell the browser to add video controls
also it only preloads the metadata (like the thumb)
whatever, not like its actually important
none of those pics are
they are just for adhdfags can keep paying attention to my bait and leave 4 paragraphs screeching at it
>Why would i? 
good question
i mostly only got porn in there
but im a nofap sage now
im not about that life anymore

>I lovey ou guys 💗
i lovey ou too, complete nameless stranger
>complete nameless stranger
Do I need a name to post here?
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>>4110
>Can you upload it? 
Turns out it's not the entire discography, but just a single album, sorry.
It looked like there were more because there's a bunch of media with the same name as the band.
https://up.nixnet.services/6eb4utlt.rar
>Got kicked out
What for?
>There are fucking bosses?
Yeah. But here's a tip for that, make use of that computers skill.
>I don't really have much choice
Right. They wanted to make it so you could have two entire different factions to play from, but it just couldn't make the cut.
That mod I sent does implement that, though.
>I just ignored them
They aren't so hard to run past, yeah. You won't be able to do that for every encounter though.
>LAMs aren't
You can actually stock up on more explosives than you'd expect, if you make the most of your exploration. Rockets are plenty enough to use them both as your lockpicks and mech destroyers.
>I invested NOTHING in combat
Oh. Might wanna fix that, for your own enjoyment's sake.
>playstyle
Nice. If you like beating people up, put points into low-tech, it's pretty cheap to do and you'll get the best melee weapon in the game soon enough.
>I am saving up grenades for no real reason.
I was a hoarder too. You better use them or you'll finish the game realizing you had 30 EMPs and LAMs you could've thrown at any time.
>>4117
No.
>Do I need a name to post here?
nah we give you one after you post enough times
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>>4070
I actually think contracts to like kill certain players would be cool.
There's no way it would work, unless that somehow meant that you were guaranteed to match to that particular mutual server whenever that person was on, but if possible it'd at least be neat.
>have kill contract
>that person just never logs in again

>>4071
When I inevitably have to take like a chemistry class or something, I'm just gonna come here and ask you for help on my homework.
I love these little info spills you give, they're really fun.
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>rar 
Thanks a bunch.
>I lovey ou guys 💗
I love (you) with a violent homoerotic passion! 
<6 digit thread
>what?
There's a schizo with unmatched artistic skills. Despite the tremendous effort he puts in his work, he still can't gain fame and financial success that his heart longs for. He doesn't even care about fame anymore, he just wants to sell his works for a 6 digit sum of dollars. 
He seeks salvation on every single fucking imageboard that exists, and asks the same question over and over again. 
"How to gain 6 digits traffic?"
He's like a Diogenes, wandering in the middle of a day with a lamp, desperately trying to find honest people.
>oh yea i kinda forgot about that
By the way, you still draw? 
Is it still November?
>Do I need a name to post here?
Yeah, you better cook one up or you'll be called ossfie or some lame shit like that. 
>What for?
Smoking in the toilet and breaking equipment, i think pretty much everyone i studied with did both of those. But it just so happens that i got caught doing both on the same day, and it was the examination day. 
>you'll get the best melee weapon in the game soon enough.
What's the point of investing any skills in a weapon that kills instantly and doesn't have an aim gauge? 
>you'll finish the game realizing you had 30 EMPs and LAMs you could've thrown at any time.
Yeah, apparently EMP grenades are way easier to find than fucking lockpicks. 
>>4118 
cute gril
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>>4120
What a fucking happenstance.
Is it evening in america? 
>I love these little info spills you give
I know, i am really fun at parties. 
>I'm just gonna come here and ask you for help on my homework
The fuck do people do in chemistry classes in industrial engineering courses or wherever the fuck you are studying? 
Do you guys even learn organic shit? 
Even if you do am pretty sure they just fap to nomenclature and never ever do anything practical. 
>>4120 
hot gril 
By the way, ketones are kinda toxic. Well only some of them.
There's not a lot about it online but i know about it from a first hand experience. 
If a little drops on your skin it gets all swollen then you catch a fever and vomit for like two or three days, well i never vomited because i overdosed on meds but i really wanted to. 
"respiratory irritation" is bullshit, though. Cigs are more dangerous.
Work in two pairs of gloves, you won't notice when they rip. Stacking two condoms is a bad idea but gloves are exceptional.
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>"respiratory irritation" is bullshit, though.
When they aren't halogenated!
As soon as they are it's like you are getting gassed in a concentration camp but around three times worse.
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>>4122
It's actually closer to very early morning.
>i am really fun at parties
I bet Ukrainian parties are pretty lit right now.
>Do you gyus even learn organic shit?
I don't know, I haven't taken the class yet.  But seeing as it's more or less an generalized class, it'll probably be more of the latter.  Boring memorization of nomenclature and equations.
>hot girl
Supposedly she's from Armored Core, doesn't actually have a physical form in game, this is just how fan artists have imagined her.
This particular artist has a lot of her.  A lot of lewd of her, too.
>Cigs are more dangerous
From what you described in terms of skin irritation, you're really going to say the respiratory irritation is BS?

>>4123
Oh, there we go.
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Really hope Denpa is doin' okay out there.
Hopefully found something to keep him stable.
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>I bet Ukrainian parties are pretty lit right now.
Yeah, concert halls are fucking packed with niggers partying. Sadly, their music fucking sucks. 
>From what you described in terms of skin irritation, you're really going to say the respiratory irritation is BS?
Yes, i am sure that HCl is way more dangerous than most ketones. 
And i don't think that it's a simple skin irritation, more of an allergic reaction. Maybe i am special but i am not an exception, there should be other allergic people. Kinda weird, i am not allergic to the end result. You know there are people that are actually allergic to meth? Imagine being trapped in such a poorly constructed meat cell.    
You still would want a gas mask because shit smells awful and if it spills on your hands you'll smell like shit too. 
I looked up the safety datasheets, they all say that it's harmless but yeah sure, like i am going to believe those chiggers. 
>hope Denpa is doin' okay out there.
I kinda doubt that. 
>Hopefully found something to keep him stable
I think he still PGP spams on lambda.
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>>4126
>concert halls are fucking packed with niggers partying
But- but- muh war...
>you can be allergic to meth
All I can imagine now is someone finding this out the hard way on one big hit from some junkies meth pipe, and basically wishing they were dead.
>he still PGP spams on lambda
Oh okay, he's fine then.
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>But- but- muh war...
Where? In Iran? 
No one gives a fuck, really. 
99% of the concerts say that they are ughhhh, "charitable" and send half of the money they get from tickets to the ZSU but i kinda doubt that. 
Niggaz from voencom trying to forcefully enlist someone on one of those concerts is quite a common occurrence, but if it's a metal concert they are getting smashed first. 
Actually the cases where voencoms were beaten up to half death are getting more and more common, i think people are really pissed of about the enlisting policy. Both the soldiers and the citizens that don't want to become soldiers. 
They are enlisting fucking criminals, drug addicts, patients in the mental ward, sometimes even epileptics. Literally fucking everyone besides the people that gave an oath to protect this country.   
I also don't think that recruiting 18 year old high school dropouts and sending them right to the front is a good idea. 
The russian concerts are also lively
/watch?v=zxGvuAFa4i4
<meth allergy 
>All I can imagine now is someone finding this out the hard way 
They always do, you know there are tens of cathinones on the market and human allergies are quite unpredictable. Eventually you'll run into something that will fuck you up real bad. 
You can take 1mg and rub it on your skin or teeth gums to check if it's lethal. 
>one big hit from some junkies meth pipe. 
Never do that. I mean, smoking from someone else's pipe is kinda gay. And junkies usually smoke in quantities that are WAY above the lethal dose for normies. 
>basically wishing they were dead
Quite a common occurrence, especially with synthetic cannabioids. A clueless pedestrian that never took drugs or only smoked real weed borrows a dipped cigarette from a friend, does a full whiff and holds the smoke in for a good half a second. Then he goes absolutely fucking insane and starts running, screaming, vomiting, convulsing, typical stuff. I saw guys chimping out like that a few times. I don't know what people see when they overdose on spices, but they usually become religious teetotalers after. It should be quite a spiritual experience. 
By the way, you cowboys actually prescribe meth as an ADHD med for retarded kids, do doctors even check for allergies?
<he still PGP spams on lambda
>Oh okay, he's fine then.
If you think that denpa is doing "fine" than i must be doing "fucking great"
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>>4125
I am still alive, but I won't say I'm doing better because I really need to get my shit together. Thanks for caring about me.

Zzz...

>>4126
It's just a once a week thing for Yuki.
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>I really need to get my shit together
Run away from this place, it can't be good for you.
>>4131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbBcL0ztBww
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>>4132
watch?v=OFjqEexH0Tg
you still have those 7.6 kilometers you have to at least walk
>>4133
It's raining.
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>>4134 
A really shitty excuse
Nigga, it's been almost a whole fucking month since you left. Approximately 27 days. 
That's like, wow, four weeks. 
You weren't in the middle of a typhoon for a month straight. 
Nigga is it raining where you live? 
Here it is fucking snowing! 
I've been going out at 12pm in the worst weather possible ON PURPOSE.
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EWWWWWWWWWW
denpanigger is still alive??????
i must be losing my edge
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>denpanigger is still alive??????
This nigga can drink shampoo like apple juice. It's going to take something more than crippling loneliness and mean faggots online to kill him.
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>>4120
What's up.
>>4138
The ceiling.
LAMBDAPLUSJS IS DOWN
>>4140
hehe sorry
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>LAMBDAPLUSJS IS DOWN
Who cares? 
Do people even post there?
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Finished the SnootGame. I got the 2nd ending of 4 (the one in which Fang goes through the complete BPD life cycle and becomes a shell of a person). Very fitting that I got that ending, I suppose. As much as Fang liked to larp as NB, I still never saw her as anything but a woman. A very sexy one.
Very sad, went to sleep afterwards and I cried.

I like how the game has this theme of understanding others and their own struggles. Kinda went over my head, but it got me thinking about stuff. Like how much if a piece of shit I am to everybody I know IRL.
its truly remarkable how ppl actually talk to me
wow
idk if even I would talk to me
also idk how i never got punched in the face before
like you have no idea how insufferable i am
but imagine this lmao getting life lessons from an ironic furry parody game made by anonymous mongolian basket weavers just to piss off a group of canadians
im beyond salvation lol
wait, sorry
i meant scalie
Maybe that's why its so tasteful. Scalies are superior to furries. If it was furry shit I bet it 100% would have been degenerate garbage.
btw i blame trish for everything
fucking trigga midget
they try to spin it as if she fucked with me bc shes jelly im stealing her goth gf, but its bullshit
im p sure she hated me from the start

Kinda crazy to think that mahiron of all people would be into something like that. I figure you were too post ironic to appreciate weeb romance clicker games, especially with how everything is gay to you. Well, it's certainly better than your typical braindead gf fell from the sky anime with a doormat protag
it still has a doormat protag tho
wow anon is such a faggot
but the ib culture references are funny
this line in particular had me on a stretcher (picrel)
btw i suppose this counts as a lady and tramp kind of story
since fang is like super rich
and anon is a poorfag
although fang is super fucked up in the head so idk if that still counts
well who cares
picrel of >>4133
also
>tfw no mentally ill schizo goth gf to hold my hand to teach me how to play the guitar
lol yea and its hilarious how anon unironically called her a schizo lmfao
ik that was supposed to be a dramatic moment or something, but i was laughing instead
im gonna play again to see the other endings
although i lowkey had the impression choices dont matter
bc sometimes after i choose an option is dialogue is kinda ambiguous as if itd fit either option
like when you pull fang's tail

anyway naomi is LITERALLY ME
she is manipulative, but pretends to be retarded
also pushy and controlling
has her own evil schemes going on the background to get what her want and make ppl act like she wants them to
and everybody fucking hates her for it
but most importantly: she rambles like hell and nobody pays attention
naster is alright
i thought youd be literally meing over reed since he is like the smartest guy there, but always tripping too hard to show it
i actually thought he was so high he could read minds
turns out its just anon muttering to himself
i fucking hate this trope but it is what it is

so yea good game
i thought itd be making fun of furries and trannies, but its actually rather touching
which ig only makes it more humiliating to the fags behind the original game lmao
i wonder if snootgame is actually better
can you imagine if fucking 4channers can make better lgbt-positive games than trannies?
actually nvm
thats not even surprising
their entire userbase is faggots and trannies
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>Finished the SnootGame
I am applauding. 
>I got the 2nd ending of 4
Sucks to be you.
>NB
what?
>woman. A very sexy one
She looks like a fucking veloceraptor! How can you stick your dick in something like that!
>I like how the game has this theme of understanding others and their own struggles
It has a theme? 
>got me thinking about stuff
Yeah it's very stimulating for your brain. It's like reading Marcus Aurelius.
>you have no idea how insufferable i am
I can see the reflection of that online. 
>lmao getting life lessons from an ironic furry parody game
Now getting lessons is cool and all, but are you going to apply them? 
>im beyond salvation lol
Yeah... 
>Scalies are superior to furries
It didn't take much to groom you. 
>i blame trish for everything
She's a bitch in all the endings, that's a shame. I found her kinda attractive the first time i saw her. 
>Kinda crazy to think that mahiron of all people would be into something like that.
Wouldn't say that i am really all that into it, i just found the concept funny. It's not a bad game but there's nothing outstanding about it, aside from who made it. 
>im gonna play again to see the other endings
In my opinion, other endings are are way better. 
Try to get along with fang next time, you can fix her, or fuck her up even more. 
>although i lowkey had the impression choices dont matter
They do, sometimes. This game has lots of peripheral choices for no real reason. The authors aren't professional after all, and they wanted to fill reading with some more clicking. 
>naomi is LITERALLY ME
Damn, forgot she exists. 
I don't think that you two have much in common. For starters you aren't a cute and bubbly dinosaur gril, and if you plot some evil shit you are pretty good at it, because i can't see it. No, grooming ib users doesn't count. 
>i thought youd be literally meing over reed
He's really based, he shines the brightest in other endings. We are pretty different, though. I was kinda like him in my teens but that would be quite an overstatement. 
>he is like the smartest guy there, but always tripping too hard to show it
I am the opposite, i am too SOBER to show it. Even when i ramble while high i usually do it on come ups and come downs. 
>can you imagine if fucking 4channers can make better lgbt-positive games than trannies?
The game isn't lgbt positive in the slightest. 
>i wonder if snootgame is actually better
It is. Volcano high got BTFO HARD. No fucking way the devs can make a comeback on 4chan now. From what i heard, they are too busy moderating discord.
>replied after 20 minutes 
I-it's not like i am refreshing this site every 30 minutes! 
But yeah i've been doing fuckall the last two days, i think i got a fever.
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>>4145
and i went to bed after posting that but i forgot i didnt eat anything so now i woke up sleepy and hungry
it really sucks to have to choose between the least worse feeling to deal with
on the other hand, woooooooooowwwwwwww 9 whole comments on my trap article
and they just keep coming
its even trickling down to other articles
new fucking record by a long margin
previously it was the rick and morty fanfic that had 3 comments, all of shit were shitposts
now ppl are actually writing entire paragraphs for me
i love being popular teehee
maybe i can even get to 12 replies to that
yea i keep track of my site using git so i can time travel and see how it used to be
weirdly i thought the default branch was called main, but its actually master
ik they tried to change it bc of a whole lot of cringe drama trying to say 'master' is a ((( problematic ))) word bc slavery or whatever the fuck
so i kept it as 'master' just out of spite
but damn, 6 whole fucking characters
fuck off
if they had advertised 'main' as 'TWO WHOLE LESS CHARACTERS FOR YOUR COMMANDS!!!' id be on board
so ill do one better and just rename it to simply 'm'

anyway so yea im gonna go eat then shitpost until i fall asleep again
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>i forgot i didnt eat anything so now i woke up
Just eat tomorrow, why are you getting out of the bed. 
>it really sucks to have to choose between the least worse feeling to deal with
Being sleepy is a fucking blessing, i don't know how you can complain about it.
But when you stand up you are no longer as sleepy as you used too and falling asleep may or may not suck. 
In any case, if you can't fall asleep because of your current physical condition or annoying surroundings, it means that you don't really want to sleep. 
>woooooooooowwwwwwww 9 whole comments on my trap article
Who the fuck is even posting all this shit? 
No like really. ZZZiggers? 
>anyway so yea im gonna go eat then shitpost until i fall asleep again
Good fucking evening.
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>Sucks to be you.
no more than what i deserve
>what?
non-binary
comon you should know about this
denpa used to spam this everywhere
>She looks like a fucking veloceraptor! How can you stick your dick in something like that!
how can i not???
are you even looking at what im looking at, brother?
>Now getting lessons is cool and all, but are you going to apply them?
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... nooooooooo... maaaaybe...?
>It didn't take much to groom you.
not my first time fapping to reptilians
im p sure that gay futa petplay comic you sent me had scalies
>I found her kinda attractive the first time i saw her.
weird kink but ok
i hated her from the start
im all for based mean girls, but they need to at least be funny
trish is just a cunt
>Try to get along with fang next time
i tried tho
ignoring midterms to make music
ditching her brother to go on a secret date
conforting her on the roof
shit was going p well until we went to the beach together and i got fucking wasted on beer (lol) and started showing off just how based i am
i think my last choice before that was whether or not id talk to trish after she done me dirty
which i did
but idk how much of a difference thatd make
>you can fix her
i really wish this wasnt an option
like itd be really fucking awesome to have this bullshit trope eradicated from existence
i have had my fair share of nigger faggots trying to fix me
its annoying and condescending
esp with one of them being underage and utterly retarded
fang should just be left to be fang
shes alright, just a bit confused by her teenage angst
>fuck her up even more
is that even possible?
i dont think it gets more fucked up than destroying her friendships, shredding her heart to little pieces and leaving her to be a junkie living in poverty playing her music on shitty bars on bad neighborhoods and possibly having to whore herself to have something to eat
ruining her smile and optimism, seeing all her brightness and hope completely gone
can it really get even more fucked up than that?
sure, she wasnt my problem to fix, but i also didnt have to make it worse
>The authors aren't professional after all
yea i saw the credits
apparently a singular dude had actual experience
>For starters you aren't a cute and bubbly dinosaur gril
wdym?
im a bubbly bouncy pixie maniac always looking to make new friends
the problem is that im also a brat and a massive asshole and that kinda overshadows that
>No, grooming ib users doesn't count.
and getting them to commit suicide?
what about bullying admins into pulling the plug?
>The game isn't lgbt positive in the slightest.
idk, it made me have a lot more sympathy for nonbie larpers
she obviously only does it for attention, but i get it
i do a lot of shit just for attention too
>It is. Volcano high got BTFO HARD.
how?
like hows the original game?
ik theres the impending doom of a meteor coming
also lol funny how meteor dodger is a species slur
i thought it was a sports team or something
>Just eat tomorrow, why are you getting out of the bed.
its already tomorrow
kinda crazy how the 'day' starts in the middle of the night
literally who the fuck decided that the actual literal middle of the night would be hour 0?
shouldnt it be something that makes sense, like sunrise or sunset?
i mean '3 in the MORNING' is literally the dead of night
>Being sleepy is a fucking blessing
i can tell you never feel sleepy ever
and no its not
i feel sleepy all the time and it sucks
but like
not sleepy enough to sleep
just enough that i cant do shit
>In any case, if you can't fall asleep because of your current physical condition or annoying surroundings, it means that you don't really want to sleep.
<if you cant swim bc the water is .5cm deep, it means that you don't really want to swim
>Who the fuck is even posting all this shit?
who knows
i never actually shilled it anywhere else
only on lambda 1&2 and here
i think
>No like really. ZZZiggers?
idk has zonz be shilling my site there?
>Good fucking evening.
good morning i love pterodactyls
btw i really love the speciesism in the game
like how humans are the equivalent of niggers
makes the whole thing a lot hotter ngl

oh yea and since everybody here has played the game already, that means osfie has to play too
also
>It has a theme? 
yes
literally stated in their website
<This is a story where you need to get over yourself. Hint fucking hint.
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got the 1st ending
why cant fang just be ok?
well tbf i did pick all the asshole options this time
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Tried out vodka. Drank half a bottle one day, did nothing. Had the rest the next day, got pretty drunk and puked. 
Had a couple shots today and it's alright. I like it way more than beer.
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>non-binary
>comon you should know about this
Honestly i have no fucking idea what non-binary means. Why fucking binary? Isn't that like ones and zeroes? So she's like two or something? 
Just an another synonym to "faggot" that lgbtqwert people made up. 
>im p sure that gay futa petplay comic you sent me had scalies
Ughhhhh, i don't remember sending you anything like that. 
>we went to the beach together
Yeah, that's your mistake. The good ending requires you to bang her in your own apartment instead. 
If i recall that correctly. 
>bullshit trope eradicated from existence
I think it's fine. It's more realistic than most harem VNs.
By the way there are mods that allow you to sex other dinos too, game's GNU and based after all.
>i dont think it gets more fucked up than destroying her friendships, shredding her heart to little pieces and leaving her to be a junkie living in poverty playing her music on shitty bars on bad neighborhoods and possibly having to whore herself to have something to eat
Well, that's subjective. 
>and getting them to commit suicide?
>what about bullying admins into pulling the plug?
That's not scheming, that's just annoying people until they die either from boredom or the lack of arguments. 
>like hows the original game?
No one knows, it's still not out. 
The character design in volcano high is just bleak compared to 4cuck furfag drawfags. And you know those woke writes. Yeah they basically already lost. 
>i can tell you never feel sleepy ever
I felt sleepy, it was a long time ago... 
>not sleepy enough to sleep
>just enough that i cant do shit
I think that "existential dread," not sleepiness. 
>if you cant swim bc the water is .5cm deep, it means that you don't really want to swim
A bad fucking allegory. I prefer to compare inability to fall asleep with wanting a painless death, if you want to die but you want to go out painlessly, then you don't really want to die all that much. 
Same with sleeping in perfect conditions. 
>has zonz be shilling my site there?
Nah, at least i don't remember. I am not even lurking anymore, /b/ has gone to absolute shit. Though, there are a few cool trannies i check up on from time to time.  
>oh yea and since everybody here has played the game already
Yuki and Denpa haven't played it yet. 
>osfie has to play too
Nigga still can't finish Cruelty Squad, and he has era2hu on his backlog too. And that's just from what i know. Doubt he'll bother. 
>Tried out vodka.
Pozdravlayu! Can you understand russian now? 
>Drank half a bottle one day
Holy fucking shit are you insane? 
It would make ME black out. 
You mean like half a liter of 50% stuff? 
Were you drink it across the whole day? Like a little every hour or something.
>I like it way more than beer
Well, cheers comrade. 
How's being drunk?
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>Honestly i have no fucking idea what non-binary means.
Someone who doesn't identify as either male or female.
Jewish influence is progressively destroying gender roles and therefore identifying with your sex is getting harder and harder especially for younger people. There is already a crisis of masculinity going on because men have no idea what the fuck they are supposed to be doing anymore now that feminism made women hate men.
I mean, shit was barely working back when only men hated women, but now that sex dimorphism is basically moot, calling yourself "male" or "female" is kinda losing its meaning. At least for how you present yourself. Hell, for actually having sex too, people aren't even having kids anymore.
I had this idea on the back of my mind to write about how trannies are cringe and non-binaries are based because while they are both feeling alienated from their supposed society roles they have to perform due to their sex, trannies are are just switching teams and hoping for the best, nonbies at least realize this whole ship is sinking and decided to create their own team.
Maybe I should go to Tumblr and do some field research on the subject so I can start writing something substantial about this.
>Why fucking binary?
There are 2 genders: male and female. It's a binary.
>Isn't that like ones and zeroes? So she's like two or something?
Basically, yea.
>Just an another synonym to "faggot" that lgbtqwert people made up.
Basically, yea.
>Ughhhhh, i don't remember sending you anything like that.
Your poor memory is truly remarkable.
>Yeah, that's your mistake.
Wasn't my direct choice.
>The good ending requires you to bang her in your own apartment instead.
I did. She shot up the school. (based)
we actually need more female school shooter representation
everytime its always is weird autistic kid
but bpd goth girls get angry too yk
also they usually do it with automatic guns
her doing it with a revolver was insane based
idk how that worked tho
like, did she carry a bunch of speedloaders?
anyway
looks like the endings get linearly 'better'
like ig the 2nd one isnt as bad since she at least stayed alive?
idk its worse imo but whatever
i imagine under the hood, choices have a 'i can fix her' score, and each ending needs at least X fix points to be unlocked
now i kinda have an idea of which choices actually matter and change the story
well, 'change'
a lot of the time the same thing happens regardless of my choice
like whether or not to backup fang when she wants to play the guitar
but i think thats imporant somehow?
idk ig i shouldnt do that bc it drives a wedge between the band or something
bc on the 1st ending she stays their friend but somehow expects me to cuck out and apologize to trish even tho i firmly believe that dropkicking her in the face should be an ingame option
i hate how she blames me for everything when its clearly her fault for making them play with 2 fucking basses again and got fang humiliated again and broke her
but yea breaking that cunt naomi's plan of fixing fang and actually making her worse was lowkey satisfying
idk if i can deal with her smug face when i do fix fang
ugh
wait i think taking her side might be the right choice
maybe where i fucked up was when we ditched naser and naomi in secret to go look for a venue?
the one in which we first go with them, then split up had a lot more pictures, so i get the feeling thats the 'canon' route
crazy to realize how we get this 6th sense after playing games for too long
like how in action games you dont even need to actually pay attention to where youre going, you just need to look for enemies
if you get lost then find a place with a bunch of shit to kill, youre prolly going the right way
>If i recall that correctly.
You probably don't.
>By the way there are mods that allow you to sex other dinos too
great
id love nothing more than to tie trish to a lamppost upsidedown and anally rape her with a rusty rebar
>No one knows, it's still not out.
...youre kidding, right?
ahahahahaha imagine having an unorganized group consisting of a bunch of neets with zero experience release a better game that yours, much faster than you
holy shit
hasnt it been years already?
anonymous just cant stop winning
>The character design in volcano high is just bleak compared to 4cuck furfag drawfags.
did they release some material already?
like a character page or something?
do they have a site?
hey wait, its already released
you liar
see, cant trust you to remember anything
>And you know those woke writes. Yeah they basically already lost.
i can watch a longplay on yt later and see for myself
>I felt sleepy, it was a long time ago...
what being on stims 24/7 does to a mf
>I think that "existential dread," not sleepiness.
Probably both.
>A bad fucking allegory.
Ok.
>/b/ has gone to absolute shit.
Tourists?
>Though, there are a few cool trannies i check up on from time to time.
It has identityfags too?
>Yuki and Denpa haven't played it yet.
They dont count. They don't even post he- BARF
EW EW EW FUCK!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF
ugh
im only now realizing that not only is denpa not fucking dead
but he is also still eye raping my every post here
same with yuki
and god, who know how many more creepy lurkers too
all reading everything i write in silence
never replying
just forming a parasocial relationship with me in their heads where they think im their friend and i like them
planning to kidnap me and brainwash me into being their bf
yuck
>Doubt he'll bother.
He literally just has to click and read.
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>Someone who doesn't identify as either male or female.
Homocopter vertosexuals? 
>Maybe I should go to Tumblr and do some field research on the subject so I can start writing something substantial about this.
Don't bother, there are more productive and funnier ways to waste your time. 
>Your poor memory is truly remarkable.
Nigga, you can't remember what corpse party is. 
>I did. She shot up the school. (based)
You can branch off from that, but yeah it's also a fun ending. 
>idk how that worked tho
>like, did she carry a bunch of speedloaders?
Lots of niggers managed to shoot up tens of people using nothing but a sawn-off shotgun. 
>wait i think taking her side might be the right choice
She begs you to bang her own sister. How can you throw away such an opportunity? 
>maybe where i fucked up was when we ditched naser and naomi in secret to go look for a venue?
Nah, that's the right choice, if you meant that time when you shared cigs. 
>did they release some material already?
Yeah, there are trailers, and i saw a virgin vs chad meme on reddit. 
Wait apparently the game already got released 
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1310330/Goodbye_Volcano_High/
Just look at this shit 
Ugly as fuck, even i could have done better. 
The reviews are very positive, indian botfarms at it again. 
But snoot game got finished like a year before GVH, so yeah. We are region. 
>cant trust you to remember anything
How the fuck am i supposed to remember something i never knew about in the first place? 
>Tourists?
No, this time /b/ is just being /b/ 
Fucking endless useless arguments about dumb shit and hundreds of bait posts. Tons of sliding too. 
The most popular altchan after all. The mods are fags, as usual. I can't even count how many times my posts were deleted, even worse than lambda spoon sorting.
>It has identityfags too?
Yeah, besides zonz there's a based dude that makes 2hu animations in MMD, some drawfag, and a drunkard with a writing style even worse than yours. Reading him is so fucking funny. 
There's also a fag that larps as an emo bitch writing her own diary. High effort but not to my taste. 
Look for yourself. 
>who know how many more creepy lurkers too
At least one more, that guy who asked for a name. 
>He literally just has to click and read.
He can barely read your posts, and now you are asking for an entire fucking VN on top. 
I doubt that he can say anything substantial anyway. 
You never played anything that FC plays too, still haven't played scarlet mansion. 
Try out Deus Ex. It's fun and linux native.
>creepy lurkers
extremely rude, lurking is great.
Lurking is for cucks and faggots
>>4157
baseless conjecture
>baseless conjecture
blatant denial
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>Homocopter vertosexuals?
Sure. I guess that's as close to understanding as you're gonna get.
>Don't bother, there are more productive and funnier ways to waste your time.
It's gotta get me even more (You)s on my site, though.
>Nigga, you can't remember what corpse party is.
Maybe I would if you had ever talked about this before.
I just looked it up and doesn't sounds like anything you have ever mentioned before.
>She begs you to bang her own sister.
Literally who is 'she'? Naser is the only character with a sister.
>Wait apparently the game already got released
La dee da.
>Ugly as fuck, even i could have done better.
I was gonna ask why, but look at it closely, something does feel off... What the fuck? Looks like its animated, but I doubt they have a cute tail-pulling moment.
Damn, looks like it was supposed to be an actually "big" game, look at the awards they get. Also apparently even Sony itself was shilling the game. And yet, less than 1000 reviews in 3 months. Mission accomplished, I suppose.
<Goodbye Volcano High: a hybrid cinematic narrative/rhythm game/coming of age/interactive movie visual novel experience
Except for "rhythm game", all of those things are basically the same. Why do they need so many buzzwords? Trannydevs, I swear to God.
Their website sucks too, doesn't even work without javascript.
>But snoot game got finished like a year before GVH, so yeah. We are region.
I checked the community tab to see the discussions and people are talking about SnootGame lmfao.
This is probably the best part of the whole thing, having both games forever associated to each other and the devs just have to suck it up.
Did they ever make a public post or something seething about it?
<When will the ability to save be added?
Wow, it's a rhythm game, but they never thought to let players replay songs, apparently. Geniuses.
>How the fuck am i supposed to remember something i never knew about in the first place?
Same.
>No, this time /b/ is just being /b/
It is common knowledge no /b/ has ever /b/een good.
>Fucking endless useless arguments about dumb shit and hundreds of bait posts. Tons of sliding too.
LITERALLY US!!!
>The mods are fags, as usual. I can't even count how many times my posts were deleted, even worse than lambda spoon sorting.
Can't be worse than Nanochan during Hikari's rule.
>a drunkard with a writing style even worse than yours
I don't know what you meant to imply here. I write perfect English.
>There's also a fag that larps as an emo bitch writing her own diary.
Does every IB have someone like that?
>I doubt that he can say anything substantial anyway.
A review is written one sentence at a time.
>Try out Deus Ex. It's fun and linux native.
I had it on Steam. I tried it. Got bored in like 15 minutes.

I really love reading the people seething about the mere existence of SnootGame. I hope this becomes its own genre: "What if Anonymous from 4chan was the main character instead?". I think a lot of games would be massively improved by this premise.
Look at this:
<making a game revolving around a non-straight character being banged straight by somebody else is not cool
Yes, it's not cool. ITS SUPER FUCKING HOT! The idea of taking a tranny girl and fucking her gender-confused little cunt so good she turns back into a girl is the pinnacle of I Can Fix Her fantasies.
But if I had to make one criticism of the game, is that Anon's skin isn't green. Think about it, they could have even made an It's Not Easy Being Green reference.
Been singing the whole day. Fucked up my throat
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>It's gotta get me even more (You)s on my site, though.
Whatever suits you. 
>Maybe I would if you had ever talked about this before.
NIGGA OPEN THE FUCKING 6 DIGIT THREAD!
IT'S RIGHT ON THE FRONTPAGE 
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>Literally who is 'she'?
Ah yeah, forgot that she's not her sister. I think she banged with Naser. It's not dementia, instead of forgetting things i twist them. 
>looks like it was supposed to be an actually "big" game
Which is extremely fucking ridiculous. A vertosexual scalie visual novel gets to be in the playstation 5 store. Not the first time for sony, though. They already bowed to trannies by adding an another furry VN. Wait,  i think that one was about dragons. Yeah, sony guys really do like lizards. I dunno what's wrong with those japs. 
>Did they ever make a public post or something seething about it?
They officially banned discussing snoot game on their discord channel, and yeah, i think they were whining in twitter too. 
Imagine getting bested by a fucking basket weaving forum. 
<There's also a fag that larps as an emo bitch writing her own diary.
>Does every IB have someone like that?
No, not every. 
He's cool, got an art style and all. 
His thread is right on the front page, you can go and look him up. 
>Got bored in like 15 minutes
I am pretty sure the tutorial is longer than 15 minutes. 
Well get fucking filtered. It's a stealth game after all, you need patience for those. 
I think that's the main reason the genre is dead, fags want either an aneurism inducing action or a fucking movie.
>NIGGA OPEN THE FUCKING 6 DIGIT THREAD!
>IT'S RIGHT ON THE FRONTPAGE
stop talking in code
>origin/thread/1428.html
ohhhh...... right....... yeaaa.... that one...
i have no recollection of that
sorry, i kinda turn off my brain to shitpost
no long-term
>Ah yeah, forgot that she's not her sister. I think she banged with Naser. It's not dementia, instead of forgetting things i twist them.
are you talking about naomi?
she is naser's bf
fang isnt her sister
she wants me to fix them so naser stops worrying about them so much and gives her more attention
thats basically her master plan
turn the nb into a girl so she can get more dick
>vertosexual
wtf is this
they way you keep repeating it its almost like its a real word
>They already bowed to trannies by adding an another furry VN.
holy based
>Yeah, sony guys really do like lizards. I dunno what's wrong with those japs.
they have seen the light
scalies are superior to furries
>They officially banned discussing snoot game on their discord channel
lmao
>Imagine getting bested by a fucking basket weaving forum.
many such cases
>His thread is right on the front page, you can go and look him up.
stop saying shit like that and just post the fucking link
>I am pretty sure the tutorial is longer than 15 minutes.
it is
>It's a stealth game after all, you need patience for those.
watching virtual characters slowly do laps so i can find the best moment to go from A to B?
i think watching paint dry is just as fun and costs less electricity
>I think that's the main reason the genre is dead
yea
ppl dont like boring shit
whod have thought
>no long-term
no long term memories
im becoming literally you wtf
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>>4152
>You mean like half a liter of 50% stuff? 
Not that much. Just a 350ml bottle. It was 40% alcohol.
>Were you drink it across the whole day
Within an hour, both times. The first time I sipped slowly and it did pretty much nothing, the second time around I downed shots instead and that's when it got me to puke.
>How's being drunk?
I think it's nice. Expensive, though.
How's your day been.
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>sorry, i kinda turn off my brain to shitpost
Yeah, sure. I think you should look up dementia treatment and check if the links aren't purple. 
>vertosexual
<wtf is this
Meme gender, made up by russians. 
It's kinda like "helisexual."
Basically, people identify as a UH-40 with a GAU-19 in their crotch and annoy government with constant petitions to provide public parking and allow vertosexuals to refuel in the same hangars as real copters. 
>stop saying shit like that and just post the fucking link
Lazy fucking faggot, if you really want to look at him, go an look. I am not going to hold your hand the entire way. I don't give a fuck if you see him or not.  
>watching virtual characters slowly do laps so i can find the best moment to go from A to B?
No, you don't analyze patrol patterns. You just peek from a corner and shoot everyone. This game is 99% plot. Basically a VN. 
Like that volcano high shit, how they called it again. Interactive movie? 
>Just a 350ml bottle. It was 40% alcohol
Not bad for the first time. Weird though, here they only sell one liter bottles. 
>sipped slowly and it did pretty much nothing
Say thanks to your liver. You parents ever drank themselves? May be generational cross tolerance. 
Everyone in russia has it. 
Except for those guys in Yakutia, they are like Eskimos, wiggers, were living in a snow desert for centuries before russians found them. They weren't drinking anything besides snow for generations, if any of them tries alcohol they go fucking berserk because their brain isn't used to it. 
<How's being drunk?
>I think it's nice
You are quite masochistic, you know it? 
You can try pharma shit if you want. They work a lot better and you won't vomit. No withdrawals too! At least in the beginning. 
I think it's possible to buy baclofen without a prescription in turkey, but i think it's a bit too heavy. Phenibut and gabapentin are marginally better, but phenibut is probably a slav exclusive, and i think that gabapentin was heavily restricted by UN because it's users had a higher suicide rate than transsexuals. 
I pop gabapentin from time to time so i can sleep. I think the suicidal thoughts only appear when you take it everyday for a few weeks, like people with prescriptions do.
>I think you should look up dementia treatment and check if the links aren't purple. 
where can i buy tickets to your comedy show?
>Lazy fucking faggot, if you really want to look at him, go an look.
literally who the fuck is him
youre sending me on a treasure hunt without even telling me wtf the treasure is or what it looks like
>You just peek from a corner and shoot everyone.
thats called an action game
>You are quite masochistic, you know it? 
like i said
born to be a bottom
>You can try pharma shit if you want. They work a lot better and you won't vomit.
>I think the suicidal thoughts only appear when you take it everyday for a few weeks
>where can i buy tickets to your comedy show?
I stole that one. 
>literally who the fuck is him
Okay, i'll repeat. 
Fag that LARPS as an emo bitch writting her own diary, he's good at drawing too. 
It's just fucking impossible to miss him, like really. 
Just open the fucking front page. 
It will take you like 10 seconds tops. 
>thats called an action game
But it's an, ughhhhh, rpg! And you can also avoid fighting by doing clever things with computers and valves and bullshit like that! 

<You can try pharma shit if you want. They work a lot better and you won't vomit.
<I think the suicidal thoughts only appear when you take it everyday for a few weeks
No comment or was your post cropped?
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>>4166
>no withdrawals too!
You mean hangovers? I haven't had any. Just a bad taste lingering in my mouth.
>Just open the fucking front page. 
the actual front page of zzzchan or the index of /b/?
bc i see the front page has some featured posts
>No comment or was your post cropped?
thats called juxtaposition

>Just a bad taste lingering in my mouth.
yea thats usually what happens when you eat/drink something bad
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>You mean hangovers? 
Yeah, when your head hurts and you are tired as fuck. 
>I haven't had any
I envy you so fucking much, you'll start getting them after your brain gets older and begins to rot, treasure your current physical state. 
>the actual front page of zzzchan or the index of /b/?
A certain magical index. 
Yeah the front page of /b/ not zzzchan.
i looked into /b/ index and here is a list of what i saw
	1 touhou thread
	1 drawfag thread (no diaryposting)
	1 padoru thread
	1 thread about stealing soap
	1 blatant shitpost thread
	1 /v/ thread
	1 schizothread
	1 race thread
	another race thread
	another schizothread
zero signs of a Fag that LARPS as an emo bitch writting her own diary, he's good at drawing too.
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>>4171
>treasure your current physical state
My health is already terrible. No reason to envy, trust me.
wtf happened to zzz's onion address btw?
>>4173
sucks to be you ig
i got caught on a snowstorm one time and i didnt even get a cold from it
i dont remember the last time i got sick
i can run for a while too
i hope i die young, i dont wanna have to witness my peak male form degrading over time
>No reason to envy, trust me.
You don't know how fucked am i. 
>wtf happened to zzz's onion address btw?
Nothing? Still works, i use it all the time. 
>lists all the thread up on zzzchan 
Wow, you are quite dedicated. Yeah, he's in the drawfag thread, but that's not his thread. Oopsy Woopsie.
Here's his last thread crghlabr45r5pqkgnbgehywk5nxutdks5iss7tabyux5psikqqjirryd.onion/b/thread/174896.html#174896
>i got caught on a snowstorm one time and i didnt even get a cold from it
Nigga really? Snow storm? I was swimming under ice while drank and i had no hangover the next day. 
>watch?v=FeVyaMDodJc
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>>4176
You can trust me on it.
>You can trust me on it
Is your condition even worse than berylie's? Because we are pretty much on par with each other.
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>>4180
It's life-ruining, so, at least equal to it.
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am i the only mf around who takes care of his physical health?
>Yeah, he's in the drawfag thread, but that's not his thread.
and shit like this is why i dont trust anything you say
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>>4182
sometimes I go for morning runs, makes me feel great
>>4184
yea getting high on adrenaline and cortisol is p nice
also eating
but none of you faggot would know about that, being anorexic and all that
i was almost crying today
then i stuffed myself with food and now im gucci again
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The Honk Kong map in Deus Ex looks really fucking huge. 
>shit like this is why i dont trust anything
Good, you shouldn't. 
>sometimes I go for morning runs
Didn't know you were the type, nice Chen.
>getting high
>cortisol 
Can't get high on hormones, and i think high levels of cortisol are associated with depression and dying early. The spikes you are producing by exercise are barely measurable. 
>also eating
>none of you faggot would know about that
Nigga we all eat here. 
>being anorexic and all that
I think FC still enjoys food, he's just too fucktarded to coordinate a steady supply.
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>>4190
How do you like the soundtrack so far?
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The soundtrack is pretty ambient, i usually don't even notice it. The one in our office is pretty cool.
beautiful full moon
i wanna buy a telescope just to stare at it
where do i find one?
or the double one uhhhh binoculars
whats even the difference?
like whats the advantage of one over the other?
anyway
finished another run of snootgame
see, i told you i could fix her
got the 3rd ending
finally got my pterotradwife
still kinda sad how she was left all alone without friends or much to do in life
shes just a mess
like damn, ill need to become bob the build to fix her fr
family problem, shitty stoner and controlling friends, identity issues, unadressed trauma, crippling loneliness and feelings of alienation
holy shit shes literally me
but at least she tries to get better
too bad its a pain in the ass
well i wont review it too much bc i doubt any of you undead sigma males are gonna understand
suffice to say tfw no non-binary mentally ill goth pterodactyl gf for me to project my broken bird syndrome onto has been hitting very hard
im almost falling into the dark clutches of waifuism
bc 3dpd just aint it
hey any of you terminally online neets ever seen something like a snoot doll?
like a fumo, but with a snoot?
yea im thinking about making one
yea im going insane
yea im imagining myself going on imaginary dates with the character of a anti-fan game made by basket weavers
yea im hitting rock bottom
thank you mahiron for ruining my life one game recommendation at a time
btw when i saw post-military anon all jacked up i started laughing
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>>4192
I like that one too.
The music ranges from okay to phenomenal. I think it starts picking up by Hong Kong, so you might wanna turn up the volume a bit.
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>beautiful full moon
>i wanna buy a telescope just to stare at it
It's a fucking rock with some craters and it reflects some light, i've been in an observatory, trust me, it looks better with a naked eye. 
Now sun on the other hand is WAY prettier when you look at it through magnifying lenses.
>where do i find one?
Good ones are sold almost exclusively on the internet. 
>or the double one uhhhh binoculars
Your perception of the moon won't change with binoculars, they are too weak for the stuff on the sky. 
>like whats the advantage of one over the other?
Well when staring at the sun through a telescope you only loose one eye, that's a huge advantage. 
There are actually telescopes that allow you to stare with two eyes, just like microscopes, but those are as uncomfortable as normal ones, don't fall for the meme. 
>holy shit shes literally me
Are you having family problems and identity issues? 
>ever seen something like a snoot doll?
Nope 
>im thinking about making one
Go on. It's totally possible to attach snoots on plushies. 
>thank you mahiron for ruining my life one game recommendation at a time
It all started with DDA. 
Try era2hu or elona. Those help with depression. 
>when i saw post-military anon all jacked up i started laughing
Dunno about Syria but our milfags are actually allowed to cycle steroids in boot camps, they don't come back jacked, though. They just don't come back at all.
>I think it starts picking up by Hong Kong
Time to blast stereotypical asian music through my ears 
watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE
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>>4195
I love the Hong Kong one. Get used to it, you'll probably be spending some time there.
Also, there are variants of the music for when you're in combat and whatnot. If you've been playing stealthy more than anything, that's probably why it's mostly been ambient for you.
>If you've been playing stealthy more than anything, that's probably why it's mostly been ambient for you.
I am anything but stealthy, but i usually kill everyone before they get a chance to shoot, so yeah. Not a lot of combat music.
>It's a fucking rock with some craters and it reflects some light
moon is such a madeup science fiction thing smh
like
its a whole fucking other world right next to ours
we can see it with the naked eye
and it has ZERO plot significance whatsoever
like, wtf does the moon even do?
it makes the tides have a rhythm to them
and sometimes the night isnt so dark
thats it
if the moon didnt exist and we read about it on a scifi book, wed be like 'wow, what a load of bullshit, this is so fake and gay, and doesnt change anything about the story'
maybe god is actually just a shitty fanfic writer
>Now sun on the other hand is WAY prettier when you look at it through magnifying lenses.
doesnt focusing the sun with lens burn stuff tho?
>Are you having family problems and identity issues? 
no, i mean, kinda?
i could be better ig
>attach snoots
i think its better to make them part of the sewing pattern
>It all started with DDA. 
thats thanks to shinjifag tho
i wonder if he lurks the jeffthread too
*shudders*
>Try era2hu or elona.
arent those windows only tho?
>Those help with depression. 
how?
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>moon is such a madeup science fiction thing smh
Yeah a fucking hologram, sun is just a lantern too. 
>its a whole fucking other world right next to ours
It's just space junk accumulating in one place because gravity or something. Wouldn't call it an another world. 
>and it has ZERO plot significance whatsoever
Through the history occult fags always tried to give some symbolic significance to stars and the moon. 
Greeks, christians, indians, those russian guys with a name that can't be written in latin. 
>like, wtf does the moon even do?
Keeps the earth's population alive. 
>it makes the tides have a rhythm to them
>and sometimes the night isnt so dark
>thats it
You seriously fucking underestimate how important the tides are, don't forget they are directly tied to the weather and all the seafags rely on them to live. If there was no moon it would have taken ages for shit to circulate across the ocean. Humans probably wouldn't have evolved by now. 
I also think that moon is pretty important to keep our planet's axis stable. I think without it something fucky would happen but i am not quite sure what. 
>doesnt focusing the sun with lens burn stuff tho?
Don't worry, modern medicine allows people to completely replace their eyes. It's not guaranteed that you will able to see again, though, well i doubt that you need to replace a whole fucking apple just because you burned it a bit. 
Like i already said
<Well when staring at the sun through a telescope you only loose one eye, that's a huge advantage. 
You'll get a badass eye patch.
>i could be better ig
It's like in that jewish anecdote. 
Everyone's life here kinda sucks, there's always room for improvement. You should appreciate your current state a bit more. 
>thats thanks to shinjifag tho
Shinji got you into DDA? Forgot about that. 
>i wonder if he lurks the jeffthread too
Has he ever said anything meaningful? He's not really a memorable character in the nanolore. 
>arent those windows only tho?
Get yourself some wine. 
<Those help with depression. 
>how?
Well they aren't working for me, i have better coping mechanisms. But i suppose that: 
>it does help to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay bc any voice saying 'i wanna die' is drown out by voices saying 
>I WANNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>It's just space junk accumulating in one place because gravity or something. Wouldn't call it an another world.
but thats literally everything
>You seriously fucking underestimate how important the tides are
idk i dont live near the sea
sounds like a minor plot point
>all the seafags rely on them to live
so no america and no westoids
sounds like the moon needs to go
>I also think that moon is pretty important to keep our planet's axis stable
venus has no moon and its doing fine
>You'll get a badass eye patch.
if i wanted one i could do like megumin and wear it without being blind
>Forgot about that.
what a surprise
>Has he ever said anything meaningful?
he is literally on the tierlist post on my site
so yea he has
>He's not really a memorable character in the nanolore.
maybe not to you since you were one of us during his time
but he was my first gangstalker and fucking harassed me everywhere with his 'i can fix you' bullshit
took months of non-stop psychological abuse to get him to finally khs
most ppl dont last a week
barely anymore stays after a month
only one to take more than him was denpa who managed to survive a couple of years, and he still isnt dead, just resting
>Get yourself some wine.
i dont wanna endup a drunkard like osfie
>But i suppose that:
wow you so actually CAN remember stuff
the voices are gone tho
i dont rememeber the last time i had lewd thoughts
im cured
turns out nofap isnt a total meme
i might even fail DDD on the 1st day
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>>4197
So how come you can't play Xonotic? I thought your PC was messed up or something, but you're not having problems with anything else.
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I am not even going to argue about the moon anymore 
>venus has no moon and its doing fine
Well, fuck off to Venus if you like it so much. I think it's pretty fucked up there 
>if i wanted one i could do like megumin and wear it without being blind
That would be cringe and showing off. While you can wear a medical eyepatch loud and proud, showing off your vast experience with telescopes and circular saws to everyone. 
>i dont wanna endup a drunkard like osfie
He's pretty far away from proper alcoholism. 
>i dont rememeber the last time i had lewd thoughts
>im cured
You aren't cured, that's called sissyfication. This was all a reddit conspiracy to make you sterile. Not like it really matters. 
>So how come you can't play Xonotic?
I can, i just don't really want to. I'll need to setup a VPN again and that's like a whole hour of work. 
>I thought your PC was messed up or something
It is, i am currently using a laptop that i usually run as a server. 
>you're not having problems with anything else.
Everything else is offline.
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>>4202
I hate OPSEC autists.
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>I hate OPSEC autists
Cry about it, MVD. 
I have a lot to hide. 
Why do you even want to play with me so much? 
Go groom someone on the discord or IRC this game has.
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>>4204
>MVD
What's that?
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>What's that?
Ministerstvo vnutrenyh del, or the ministry of internal affairs. 
It was founded back when russia was steal ruled by kings (we call them tsars but it's same shit.) No fucking idea what where they doing in 18th century when 95% of people couldn't fucking write or count, but i suppose it's something to do with taxes. Now they are here almost exclusively to catch druggies. <ostly do paperwork and stuff, like banning analogs and analyzing confiscated stuff. They are actually quite decent at what they do, russian analog laws are the most strict on the globe. You can't even imagine how fucking autistic they are, the precursor laws are borderline hysterical. 
Here, look at the (outdated) DEA list of chemicals and compare it to (an even more outdated) russian precursor catalog:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEA_list_of_chemicals
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9F%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C_%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%85_%D1%81%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2,_%D0%BF%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%85%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%85_%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%89%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2_%D0%B8_%D0%B8%D1%85_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%83%D1%80%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2_(%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F)
They also deal with terrorists, well those aren't common so they generally don't. All the raids and hostages are handled by OMON (Those are like SWAT, guys from counter strike.) So MVD agents barely go outside. 
They actually placed insane restrictions on methanol because it's "poisonous." Well it is, russian hobos confuse it for vodka and then fucking die, no joking. Look up the infamous methanol poisonings on google, a huge chunk of them happened in russia. 
Despite claiming to be a ministry of "internal affairs," they are actually quite international. Well, they aren't really a problem now that there's a fucking war. Ukrainian cops are pretty scattered, we have like, patrol guys that fuck with cars, police that responds to calls, ZSU (Armed forces of ukraine, basically an army,) SBU (Security service, they are kinda like ZOG or CIA, they raid drug labs and silence people that know too much.) And then there are border guards, those hold absolute authority over everyone else and you absolutely cannot pass through them without an inspection. It doesn't matter if you are bleeding to death, giving birth, or trying to move through them together with your tank division. They give zero fucks and they have more dogs than an average pet shelter. They don't even know what KSIVA is.  
So yeah, i answered your question like ten sentences ago.
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>>4206
Cool.
>pic
Can't be safe to stand that close to a claymore, even if you're not in front of it.
>Can't be safe to stand that close to a claymore
You'll catch a contusion, but that's the most common type of injury, you'll survive. Maybe with a permanent braindamage.
The pic reminds me of: 
https://nypost.com/video/russian-teens-livestream-a-shootout-with-police-before-committing-suicide/
for some reason.
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>>4208
It's called a concussion.
>video
>TT and a TOZ
Of course. I guess they raided their grandfather's closet.
>It's called a concussion
Apparently it really is. In english. Our doctors apply greek words only for serious shit 
>https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%82%D1%83%D0%B7%D0%B8%D1%8F
Here, you can autotranslate it in your non-schizo browser. It really is called contusion in russian. 
>I guess they raided their grandfather's closet
Their father's. I think they shot him too.
Is that red arrow bitch on the side of MJI2? I hacked her PC and it got all fucky wucky without lots of explanations.
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>>4214
Since you're asking, yes.
The map's fucking huge, too lazy to get done with it.
dead thread lol
It's temporary. It'll go up eventually
in all your experience handcrafting all sorts of insane chemical compounds, have you ever tried to create gemstones?
i mean, real honest-to-god crystals
the type that will scrape off your lung walls if you try to snort them
i saw the setup for artificial corundum and its not hard
literally just boil aluminum oxide at 2000C
i also saw vids on how to make rings
not nearly as complicated as i thought
well, it CAN be complicated
but only for the elaborate designs
it basically consists of getting a metal wire, coiling it once, cutting the excess, soldering the ends and smoothing it
then you can also drill holes and cut spaces for tiny gems
and using tiny sticks to hold them in place
oh yea, rings can also be directly cast
make a model out of wax, then cover it in plaster then vaporize the wax and inject molten metal inside the mold
then its basically already in shape and all you have to do is smoothen the edges and add the gems
>>4222
trips of truth, sadly
dead ib tbh
this place was a total graveyard before i got here
>>4223
maybe its time i moved on
5 months after the thread was created and all i ever got was 1 new recruit who is already dead from chemical damage
>basically consists of
and also shoving it on a cone so you can beat it into shape
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>all sorts of insane chemical compounds
My shit is relatively sane. 
>have you ever tried to create gemstones?
I don't really know who the fuck are gemstones. 
>i mean, real honest-to-god crystals
I do crystals all the time, that's kinda my thing.
>the type that will scrape off your lung walls if you try to snort them
that's kinda almost all the non soluble crystals that can get deep enough inside, the list is insanely long. 
>corundum
That thing people put in toothpaste as a prank? So like, shiny minerals are gem stones? 
I did selenium dioxide once, it looked kinda cool. 
>literally just boil aluminum oxide at 2000C
For how long? That's kinda important. 
And can you really make anything tight and big that way? 
>it basically consists of getting a metal wire, coiling it once, cutting the excess, soldering the ends and smoothing it
Sounds rather autistic, people really do that? 
If i recall correctly the industrial method for stamping rings is simply punching out two circles on a metal sheet and then smoothing out the result with whichever abrasive shit they use on factories. I think you can do that at home using like, a fucking clamp and a drill, it'll take you like 20 minutes max if you have a metal sheet cooked up. 
>oh yea, rings can also be directly cast
Yeah man, i can fuck with metal. I cast a ring once, when i was like ten  
Don't recommend using lead like i did, though. Maybe lead poisoning is the main source of problems in my life. 
>maybe its time i moved on
Yeah, go wherever you want. You can recruit lots of zzziggers. 
Doubt that you'll like them. 
Why are into jew(elry) now? Trying to give worth to the most useless trash? What happened to killing yourself and stuff like that? 
Thought you were into bombs, now you are cosplaying. 
The pipeline is insane.
>maybe its time i moved on
be sure to link it here when you make your new ib
>t. lurker
yea I lurk
SO WHAT
why post on an ib when I can get better post engagement on real social media
>I don't really know who the fuck are gemstones. 
stones that are gems
>That thing people put in toothpaste as a prank?
what?
>For how long? That's kinda important. 
idk
until it melts?
>Sounds rather autistic, people really do that?
yea but only custom-made rings
ig the mass produced stuff is like you described
although punching holes sounds like a massive waste of material when you can cast from molds instead
>Maybe lead poisoning is the main source of problems in my life. 
probably
being retarded has lots of ramifications down the line
>Why are into jew(elry) now?
it looks good
>Trying to give worth to the most useless trash?
its called looksmaxxing
>What happened to killing yourself and stuff like that? 
its on hold bc i still have 1 last girl i like
when she gets fed up with me then ill finally do it
>Thought you were into bombs
too much work
>now you are cosplaying
also too much work, but at least the tutorials online make sense
>The pipeline is insane.
yes
the domestic terrorist to femboy pipeline

>be sure to link it here when you make your new ib
why?
>why post on an ib when I can get better post engagement on real social media
why give you the link if you wont give me any engagement at all?

i wonder if osfie has any jewelry
like even if its a string necklace with an anime symbol hanging from it
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>stones that are gems
I heard that most gems are hidden 
<That thing people put in toothpaste as a prank?
>what?
Slav humor, you won't get it. 
>until it melts?
Yeah, sure, cook until it's done. 
>although punching holes sounds like a massive waste of material when you can cast from molds instead
Well the metal sheets get recycled but besides that it's actually way way more efficient that casting. Molds are generally non reusable require lots of heat and are fucking tough to automate. in contrast punching sheets is just blazingly fast.
>its on hold bc i still have 1 last girl i like
ur mom? 
<Thought you were into bombs
>too much work
I think nitrating shit or setting up electrolysis chambers is way easier than metalworking, but maybe i am just used to it by now. 
>why post on an ib
Why lurk on a fucking ib. Stop wasting your time here, just go away. Waste your time on twitter or reddit instead. Those sites are actually catered for passive consumers like you. And they have way better content. 
>i wonder if osfie has any jewelry
Nah, 99% he doesn't 
Niggaz that wear coats in summer don't bother with those little trinkets.
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Holy shit, you're playing DudeSex, THE ORIGINAL ONE?
The one that totally wasn't made by glowies just exposing the playbook?
I mean there's no way it wasn't, like literally almost everything in that damn game ended up actually happening in some way, and it was made PRIOR to 9/11.

>>4225
I'm not dead, I just keep forgetting to post here.
That and my life is hella boring outside of being broken and generally useless.
Like Denpa, but I don't come from an interesting country, or tranny inclinations.

How u been bby?
the 1st reply still alive in this thread is from oct 6th
have we really managed to spam over 1000 posts in just 2 months?

>I heard that most gems are hidden
yea
deep underground
they need high temperature/pressure to be created ig
>Yeah, sure, cook until it's done. 
p much, yea
>ur mom? 
nah
i dont like my mom very much

>I just keep forgetting to post here.
what a disgrace
might as well be dead
>That and my life is hella boring outside of being broken and generally useless.
go get a life then
tell us about the ride through the denpahell train that is your attempt at it
>I don't come from an interesting country
yea and denpa hardly ever talks about his weird culture smh
>How u been bby?
Busy.
>over 1000 posts in just 2 months
that averages over 16 posts a day
impressive
>Holy shit, you're playing DudeSex, THE ORIGINAL ONE?
Yeah yeah, i'll finish that Honk Kong level, someday 
It's not like it's some obscure shit. 
>like literally almost everything in that damn game ended up actually happening in some way
Ughhhh, lottsa books predicted lots of stuff before Deus. Can't recall a single example of a 9/11 scenario, though. It's not like the predictions were really wild or out of touch, at least by modern standards. 
>glowies just exposing the playbook?
I am sure that the world economic forum plays just like wh40k.
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I've played some Deus Ex recently. 
I am currently at... Fuck i don't remember, i walked a lot, too much. Shitty level, forces me to go back and forth all the time. 
Oh yeah, i remembered. I needed to get into the versalife lab for the second time. Haven't explored much on my first heist so it's a nice opportunity to see the funky future tech. Combat's annoying as fuck, though. Turned up the music volume but the soundtrack was still kinda ambient, nothing memorable. Russkies in the bar were funny. I fucking robbed a shop in front of chinese military police, they don't really care all that much. The NPCs feel kinda rushed, i am sure devs wanted to add way more stuff. 
Are there any mods like that expansion for morrowind that adds the rest of the continent?
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>>4240
Knew you'd be there for a while.
>Are there any mods like that expansion
There are a couple mods that remaster the game, but I don't think any that straight up expand the original campaign.
TNM should be plenty for you when you get to it, if you still feel like playing the game by then.
Ever tried Barotrauma?
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>Knew you'd be there for a while.
Where? 
>a couple mods that remaster the game, but I don't think any that straight up expand the original campaign.
Weird, i thought Deus Ex fans were pretty devoted. 
>Ever tried Barotrauma?
It looked pretty fun and it's linux native but there's that huge emphasis on co-op, so i never really bothered.
Should i?
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>>4243
>thought Deus Ex fans were devoted
Some fucking weirdo made a mod that turns JC into a female, fully voice-acted all the way throughout.
>there's that huge emphasis on co-op
Yeah, that's where the game is at it's best.
You could probably enjoy it solo to an extent, but having to deal with bots would be bothersome.
Probably worth a try even if you play alone. It's really good once you get going with it.
Don't know if your laptop would be able to handle it, though.
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>mod that turns JC into a female, fully voice-acted all the way throughout.
That's some weird shit. 
>having to deal with bots would be bothersome
Ugh, that's a chore. 
>Don't know if your laptop would be able to handle it
It probably will, i'll add it to my list of games i wanna try. 
Anyway i am currently at the freighter trying to find the last fucking tri-hull weld using that shitty MS paint map the game gave me.
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>>4245
>that's a chore
The AI is actually really good for the standards that games have. Just that you can only rely on actual people for some things, and will be too overwhelmed to be telling AI what to do later on.
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>The AI is actually really good for the standards that games have
Most games like that don't even have AI 
>Just that you can only rely on actual people for some things, and will be too overwhelmed to be telling AI what to do later on.
What are you drinking this time?
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turns out snootgame has a trailer
and its actually good
and well animated
wtf
its better than the cringefest thats called the original game's trailer
lmao look at the comments
>Sí.
>Esta es la mejor experiencia furry que existe en Internet.
>Los adoro a todos.
well said, rix4419... well said
im trying to think of a better furry game, but the best i can think of is a kemonomimi one
SG isnt even furry btw, the technical term is scalie (which is superior to furries anyway)
btw interesting bit of trivia in the comments
^The funniest thing is that the endings (1-3) came from memes mocking Goodbye Volcano High, so Cavemanon just took it but play it straight, no jokes. That's why is a meme that people who heard of ending 1, wanting to get it, then immediately regret it. So they wrote a parody using some memes as base for some ideas and still punch you in the gut. The wonders of a decent script
i believe it
im kinda curious to read about the development of the game
bc holy shit, they published it in 2021
the original game was announced in 2020
then only released on 2023
crazy to think that a parody game was released 2 years before the actual game
but apparently the GVH devs were having a lot of infighting and firing each other and shit (no wonder it looks like garbage)
meanwhile anons were doing it for funzies and managed to actually deliver something decent

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER GAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (fangirl squealing)
>I Wani Hug That Gator
such a fucking mood
https://hugthegator.xyz/
i saw this before when i was browsing their repositories, but it looked incomplete so i thought it was a prototype or something, and just ignored
but its actually a demo
wow, the madmen will just keep pumping more gems
but looks like they intend to sell this one on steam
good on them
although if they have a public repo, they might let you compile it yourself too
god bless software freedom
god bless stallman
yea looks like its not a demo bc they wanna paywall it, its just not done yet
i think they use renpy, which is a libre visual novel engine
fellas... are we actually living in the best possible timeline?
i mean, they host everything on their own site and their own repos
even the download links are from their own servers
for all their games
they also offer torrents
so based
they are LITERALLY me (i also selfhost my own garbage)
maybe i should offer to join them lol
can you imagine?
an entire gavedev studio made of retarded scalie anons?
its already a reality
makes me think about the kind of crazy shit other timelines have
they even have their own booru
https://booru.cavemanon.xyz/
how based is that?
anyway i looked over the characters of this new game
one of them looks like the exact type of mean girl that i like
too bad you prolly cant romance her smh
well, i bet the paralyzed dinogirl is cool too
...
damn
they are also making ANOTHER game
looks like its an action game tho
https://exit665.xyz/
nvm i did a throughout stalking on their social media and its an rpg
i never played persona, but i think its like that? crazy adventures mixed with slice of life
btw looks like they are hispanics or something
at least lots of stuff is done in spanish
hug the raptor's page has an spanish language option
also most of the replies to their tweets are spanish, comments on yt vids too
they also released 3 other smaller games, all visual novels too it seems
i love reading about stuff like this
always warms my heart and gives me hope for the future
exit665 is their first attempt at REAL game development
bc visual novels arent games
im glad they recognize that
anyway im gonna finish snootgame then binge all of those
well, no
not binge
i dont do that anymore
im taking my sweet time with snootgame
digesting all of it takes time
just consooming stuff fucking ruins it, taking things slow allows you to properly appreciate them

they also some drama going on
looks like one of their musicians stole a bunch of musics
he got fired
...fired? are they even getting paid?
p sure this is a hobby for everybody
anyway
good thing they are all from the public domain, but still
well, i personally dont care tbh
even if it was copyrighted, i dont respect those retarded mutt laws
and i dont have any problem with copying someone else's homework as long as its good
and yet the studio decided to do the honorable thing and make a public statement about it and credit the musics properly
very based
also i think they are planning on replacing those music tracks with new ones, made by another guy
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>im trying to think of a better furry game, but the best i can think of is a kemonomimi one
Try out Caves of Qud already. You can kill all the furries you see.
<all that sperging about snootgame production
Why do you care so fucking much?
>HOLY SHIT THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER GAME
Cool, how long until it's finished?
>maybe i should offer to join them lol
They are probably full, but go on. Doubt they are as autistic as you are about OPSEC, though. Bet my ass they use discord.
>i did a throughout stalking on their social media
Why the fuck? No like really, how can you care SO much.
>i never played persona, but i think its like that?
>crazy adventures mixed with slice of life
Wouldn't call persona's dating elements a "slice of life"
By the way try it, emulation is free. You'll learn how to attract girls by being dangerous and mysterious.
>anyway im gonna finish snootgame
You still haven't? This shit is like super short.
>taking things slow allows you to properly appreciate them
How can you even take a VN slow?
>are they even getting paid?
Wouldn't be surprised if this studio turns into the same tranny discord cabal just like GVH production team. 
>p sure this is a hobby for everybody
The world is a dark place. Everything is monetized. 

This fucking place doesn't allow my funny mp3 files, so there's a link 
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<Just that you can only rely on actual people for some things, and will be too overwhelmed to be telling AI what to do later on.
>What are you drinking this time?
Guess it was a (me) issue, i re-read it and it started making sense.
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In the past 24h hours I have slept 3. What are my junkies up to?
<inb4 mahiron brags about only sleeping 3 hours in the past month

>>4249
>Caves of Qud
Isn't it paywalled with no GNU/Pirate options?
>Why do you care so fucking much?
They made an interesting game and I wanna learn more about them.
>Cool, how long until it's finished?
I don't know. I'm gonna write an article about Cavemanon studios so I will probably find out later.
>They are probably full, but go on.
And it's not like I have any useful skills for them. Programming is rather simple on game development. Any idiot can do it and indeed many do.
>Doubt they are as autistic as you are about OPSEC, though.
This is also an issue.
>Bet my ass they use discord.
They use twitter, so I wouldn't be surprised.
>Why the fuck?
I thought I would learn more about them.
>No like really, how can you care SO much.
They had fresh drama right at the top of the feed and you know the rest.
>By the way try it, emulation is free.
I suppose I could, but my joystick doesn't work with Linux. Shitty drivers, I suppose.
It used to be a bit fucky on Windows too, but I managed to kinda fix it because I refuse to use a keyboard instead of an analog stick.
>You'll learn how to attract girls by being dangerous and mysterious.
Sounds cringe.
>You still haven't?
I have a life now, thanks.
>This shit is like super short.
It has 4 endings. And I'm rereading everything for my last playthrough.
>How can you even take a VN slow?
Instead of binging everything in one sitting you take breaks to think about stuff and go on imaginary dates with the main goth GF.
>Wouldn't be surprised if this studio turns into the same tranny discord cabal just like GVH production team.
At least it was good while it lasted.
>The world is a dark place. Everything is monetized.
My textwalls aren't. Maybe that's why the jeffwall era is over.
>This fucking place doesn't allow my funny mp3 files, so there's a link
What's the source?
>In the past 24h hours I have slept 3
In the past week i slept like four times 
>What are my junkies up to?
FC is relatively sober most of the time. 
Me? Moving the fuck out from where i currently live.
>Isn't it paywalled 
No DRM 
>no GNU/Pirate options?
Polish torrent sites. I can send you the required malware on your mailbox, it weights like 300 megabytes on GOG.
>They made an interesting game and I wanna learn more about them.
>I'm gonna write an article about Cavemanon studios
Honestly, i never ever cared for a game so much in my entire life. You are basically stalking the devs at this point. 
>I suppose I could, but my joystick doesn't work with Linux
It's a fucking jrpg, you don't even use those... How do you call them? Analog sticks? Well whatever you can just play it on keyboard without any issues whatsoever. 
>Sounds cringe
It's a japanese dating sim in 2007. Lots of things in it are really fucking cringe, i think that's funny. 
>I have a life now, thanks.
>It has 4 endings. And I'm rereading everything for my last playthrough
Nigga you are replaying a VN and stalking devs on twitter, it doesn't sound like a fulfilling life. But i guess you are up to something real big in the background. 
>What's the source?
Anon did it. Someone made a Rick Hunter AI model on RVC or something, i don't remember. 
The persona autism copypasta is quite famous.
>FC is relatively sober most of the time.
He used to be sober all the time.
>Me? Moving the fuck out from where i currently live.
I imagine it must be getting pretty cold there by now.
>You are basically stalking the devs at this point.
Not really. I don't know the personal twitter of any of them, but if I did I totally would stalk them there too.
>Well whatever you can just play it on keyboard without any issues whatsoever.
I'll try. Which game should I start with? Is the first one okay or should I skip directly to Persona 5?
>Nigga you are replaying a VN
It's good.
>and stalking devs on twitter
Doesn't take nearly as long as you're making it out to.
>it doesn't sound like a fulfilling life.
It passes the time.
>Anon did it.
Sure. Anon does lots of things.
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>He used to be sober all the time
Yeah, me too
>I imagine it must be getting pretty cold there by now.
It's "I can't start my fucking car" cold. The snow is knee deep and the ice on the road constantly contributes to hilarious hit and runs. But the place i am heading to is going to be even colder. 
>Which game should I start with? 
Now that i think about it. You shouldn't. 
>Is the first one okay or should I skip directly to Persona 5 
Never played the first one. You can skip to persona 5 but it's for ps3, you'll need some serious computational power, lots of teraflops to run it on 60 frames that never drop. I started with the third. But if you can afford, sure. Go with the five, heard it's the best. 
But you really should play Caves of Qud instead, it would be more up your alley.
By the way, are you dropping your writing style?
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I thought Honk Kong was fucking huge but now i am in Paris. By the way, is there a point in collecting all those Zyme vials?
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>It's "I can't start my fucking car" cold.
What? So cold even the gasoline wont burn? Cool. Or should I say: cold.
>But the place i am heading to is going to be even colder. 
Nice knowing ya.
>Now that i think about it. You shouldn't. 
Alright.
>You can skip to persona 5 but it's for ps3, you'll need some serious computational power, lots of teraflops to run it on 60 frames that never drop.
Just because it's for the PS3 doesn't mean it was made to use 100% of its computing power. Although given the absolute state of soydevelopment, I probably does.
>you really should play Caves of Qud instead
I dunno... I don't really feel like playing proprietary stuff anymore. But sure, send your russian virus to my mailbox and I'll try to run it in a VM someday maybe. It better not be as heavy as CDDA tho, that shit lags as fuck sometimes.

>By the way, are you dropping your writing style?
Aren't we all?
The age of rambleposting is over, I tried to keep this place alive, but all other users are just chatbots who will respond to only like 12% of what I write and never start a new topic of conversation on their own. I'm sorru junkumin, I know you loved reading our convos to make yourself feel less bad about your pathetic empty friendless life. But, you know, it's kind of your fault too for never being active on your own damn site.
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>>4251
>What are my junkies up to?
Not much. Failed 3 classes due to absence and sleeping most days away.
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>>4258
>Failed 3 classes due to absence
not even surprising
what are you even doing again?
getting a meme degree in english?
wtf do you even study there? doesnt english have literally ZERO rules about everything?
>sleeping most days away
god i miss sleep
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>>4259
>what are you even doing again
I don't expect anything to come out of it so it doesn't matter.
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>So cold even the gasoline wont burn?
No, the batteries die. Gasoline burns all year round.
>I don't really feel like playing proprietary stuff anymore
You just said that you wanted to play Persona! 
>I'll try to run it in a VM
Holy autismo, can't you just sandbox shit? 
>all other users are just chatbots who will respond to only like 12% of what I write and never start a new topic of conversation on their own
We started like 6 topics, i am pretty sure even more.
>what are you even doing again?  
He borrows food from cafeteria and avoids getting enlisted.
>I don't expect anything to come out of it so it doesn't matter.
why even, then?

>You just said that you wanted to play Persona! 
im not really sure i do
>can't you just sandbox shit? 
isnt that what vms are for?
>We started like 6 topics
really? like what?
anyway, start a new one
>He borrows food from cafeteria and avoids getting enlisted.
ohhh yea thats a good reason to even
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>>4262
>why even, then?
Just what I'm expected to do, and it's as good of a way to piss 4 years away as any.
>enlistment
I don't meet the health requirement.
>Just what I'm expected to do
what about what you WANT to do?
<inb4 wasting away in his room playing games
>I don't meet the health requirement.
kek
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>isnt that what vms are for?
VM's are highly inefficient. The game will LAG a lot if you'll run it in a VM. I think VM's are only applicable to visual novels and old turn based RPGs and strategies. Playing with an input lag in a roguelike like CoQ is hell. You'll need to wait a lot of turns and autoexplore stuff. You already know how fucking annoying reading in DDA is. 
If you don't want to fuck with user permissions manually, there's a very comfy firejail. 
<We started like 6 topics
>really? like what?
I dunno. Obesity, economical sustenance of arc furnaces, 2husekai, opioid overdose treatment, ballistic properties of 5.7x28 ammo and outrageous prices on ammunition which are probably directly linked to the lead styphnate shortage, pagan gods, christianity, taro cards, some other shit denpa babbled about, anime prohibition laws in russia, human hives in russia and china, haunted hotels in malasia. We also discussed numerous games movies and books that you haven't commented on. 
>I don't meet the health requirement.
Do you have like two lungs conjoined or some autoimmune shit? You keep talking about some beryllium tier shit eating away your insides.  
>what about what you WANT to do?
He's a simple man finding joy in tasty food and competitive games.
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>>4264
>what about what you WANT to do?
I already do just about everything I want to do.
>>4265
>Do you have like two lungs conjoined or some autoimmune shit? 
I don't meet the weight requirement.
Still playing Deus Ex?
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>Still playing Deus Ex?
Yeah yeah, i just robbed a french ""bakery"" 
I was around as surprised as Denton when i heard about illuminati.
The level kinda sucks to be honest. Like when you are getting out of the canalization, what are you even supposed to do? How am i supposed to pass the guards in a stealthy manner? 
I just ran away with my level 5 cyber legs which felt kinda cheesy. I think the map is too huge for the AI to behave properly too. 
How deep am i into the game? Am i anywhere near the ending?
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>>4267
Right, that level is one of the weaker ones. I think it picks back up soon after. Wonder what you'll think of the one that comes next.
>what are you even supposed to do?
My memory isn't good enough to remember the layout, but I don't recall it being hard.
>map is too huge for the AI
Sure, it's too open. I think the game is at it's best in closed spaces.
>How deep am i into the game?
You're past halfway, but it's not over very soon.
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>I don't recall it being hard.
It's not hard. 
You know there's the thing about stealth games that makes them a bit different from generic FPS. The levels generally have a "right" way of completing them. A way that looks and feels natural and cinematic. It's also really cool when a stealth game gives you freedom and options, like dishonored. 
But in case with Deus Ex i am just running around throwing gas grenades and picking out of a corner with my electrical toothpick, feels kinda wrong. I also like when the game adds a huge ass room with lots of enemies that have well though out patrolling patterns which make it really hard to sneak by, and then spams that room with explosive barrels. 
Well the game was made in like 2000. Not bad compared to the competitors like hitman. To be honest, i think DOS system shock was better.
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ok i finally finished snoot game
ending 4 is very wholesome
im glad i could fix her
and in turn fix myself

>firejail
wtf is that
anyway, i used to have a spare computer to play sussy games on, but i broke it last month
prolly for good idk
its motherboard was already on its last legs and i was messing with the bios settings and i think i might have fried it
idk maybe i just locked it up somehow and all i gotta do is find the coin battery and pop it off and back on again
its a laptop tho, so id prolly need to disassemble it completely bc i dont remember ever seeing it on the side thats easy to access
>Obesity, economical sustenance of arc furnaces, 2husekai, opioid overdose treatment, ballistic properties of 5.7x28 ammo and outrageous prices on ammunition which are probably directly linked to the lead styphnate shortage, pagan gods, christianity, taro cards, some other shit denpa babbled about, anime prohibition laws in russia, human hives in russia and china, haunted hotels in malasia
oh i think i vaguely remember skipping over all of that
also wasnt 2husekai started by me?
>We also discussed numerous games movies and books that you haven't commented on.
prolly bc i have never seem them and have zero interest in checking out
>Do you have like two lungs conjoined or some autoimmune shit? You keep talking about some beryllium tier shit eating away your insides.
he is prolly just unconditioned as hell and have generally poor health due to his shitty diet
>He's a simple man finding joy in tasty food and competitive games.
>I already do just about everything I want to do.
sounds comfy
me im still on the grindset
>I don't meet the weight requirement.
figures
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20 fucking second gap 
<firejail 
>wtf is that
Useless wrapper for user permissions in linux. 
>wasnt 2husekai started by me?
Dunno, i wasn't discussing it myself so i don't remember much. 
>bc i have never seem them and have zero interest in checking out
Thanks, for pointing out the obvious.
>he is prolly just unconditioned as hell and have generally poor health due to his shitty diet
He car run and stuff, that's already way above denpa.
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>>4269
I get what you mean.
Might just be because of the playstyle you leaned into. If you had put more points into something to do with combat you probably wouldn't have ended up relying on nades.
Use your scramble grenades by the way, I'm sure you've hoarded some. They feel pretty cool.
Also, your baton is enough to knock out most humanoid enemies in a hit or two even at untrained, as long as it's a stealth hit. If you didn't know.
>dishonored
Don't get the hype over that game. It was good, but not phenomenal.
>DOS system shock
Wanna play it but never got around.
I like System Shock 2 a lot though. I loved the co-op.
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>If you had put more points into something to do with combat you probably wouldn't have ended up relying on nades
I usually don't rely on nades. Like i say that i gas every single person i see but i actually do it very rarely, only when there are giant hordes i can lure. 
>your baton
I have that dragon tooth thingie. 
>enough to knock out most humanoid enemies in a hit or two even at untrained
>as long as it's a stealth hit
I noticed that quite a while ago, the game really wants me to kill those mech guys like that because their armor is really tough to penetrate. either a headshot through rifle and then a bodyshot to complete it, or a GEP rocket. 
<dishonored
>Don't get the hype over that game
There was hype? 
<DOS system shock
>Wanna play it but never got around.
Try it. It's extremely well compressed and the controls aren't as bad as some people say. It's really good even despite the age.
A bit confusing at times, especially the cyberspace stuff. The dialogue is funny and plot twists are insane. 
Ever played might and magic? It's pretty similar. Basically might and magic but in space. Oh wait, there's space in might magic. 
>I like System Shock 2
Wanna play it but never got around
>20 fucking second gap
thats why i didnt see your post
>with Deus Ex i am just running around throwing gas grenades
is tossing grenades your go-to strat on every game?
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>thats why i didnt see your post
So what? The post wasn't even addressed to you. 
>is tossing grenades your go-to strat on every game?
Now that i think about it
>post wasn't even addressed to you
Wait, it actually was
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had to blink a few tears away while watching this
thank you for the game recommendation
osfie is missing out

anyway im off to gangstalk the entire dev team behind snootgame now
including ppl involved on gvh
ik they had a massive thread on /trash/, and prolly some on /v/
whats that site that archives threads? desuarchive? i forgot the domain name
btw how straight forward is the site?
can i easily search for threads?
also do they keep the full images or just the thumbnails?
bc i wanna write a massive fucking article about everything that i learned about everything and everyone
i already have several links saved to begin my research
somebody stop me
>>4277
https://rbt.asia/
https://arch.b4k.co/
Both sites run FoolFuuka, which has a pretty robust search function that supports bitwise operators.
>>4278
thanks
holy shit they have a ton of threads
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oh god they have a thread with over 60k posts
somebody talk me out of this
>>4280
do it faget
omfg im reading the last bonus chapters i unlocked
the boondocks reference cracked me up as soon as dinoriley showed up
i thought itd be background stuff, but the last one actually expanded on the 4th ending
very nice
gg
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big mistake big mistake big mistake big mistake big mistake big mistake big mistake
those threads are full of the presence of THE FUCKING DEVIL
SATAN CREATED THOSE THREADS
and the sheer amount of trishfags is more than i can cope with
i already had this darkness festering inside me, but now its beginning to awaken
i never had impure thoughts towards fang and her probably-feathery cloaca
but trish?
god
fucking
dammit
i wanna hatefuck trish so much its unreal
i wanna to get on a shouting match with her and pick her tiny purplescale body on my arms and plant a fat kiss on her thick dino-american lips
its a completely different set of gears turning in my head
with fang i want kissies and cuddlies and all that gushy wholesome stuff
but trish i just wanna push her on the dirt and mount her and pump her belly full of triglets
oh god make it stop
deliver me from the sins assaulting my mind
and please make those anonymous fuckwads stop writing so fucking much trish x anon smut
i cant take this shit no more
dead site
its over
it never even began
btw where can i pirate games specifically for gnu?
everytime i look i only find versions for windows
and i really wanna play 'slay the princess'
or how i heard it being called 'i can fix her simulator'
yea it has a free demo, but i want the full version obviously
and it already has native gnu distributions so i just want that
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>>4273
>There was hype? 
I ujst meant that as a general term for people overreating it. I
I played through it once and never saw a reason to do it again ,. Really wasnt anything specila. I think Deus Ex is much better.
>Try it.
I will at some point. 
>Wanna play it but never got around
It's kinda like Deus Ex but shorter I guess, you'd probably liek it.
osfie, are you drunk again?
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>dead site
>its over
Nigga, no one here rushes with their posts. The other posters aren't going anywhere, even Denpa is still here. 
I have essays on CoQ and Dude sex coming up. There's no deadline or anything, we can wait. 
>btw where can i pirate games specifically for gnu?
Aren't games that are specifically for gnu free? You mean linux native shit? Oh wait, it's gnu/BDSM or whatever the fuck you are using.
>everytime i look i only find versions for windows
Either ur looking for some really niche shit, or ur blind.
Polish and russian sites are your best bet, especially polish ones. Polish people don't give a fuck about FOSS, they are just too poor for windows and pirating is their long running culture.
Rutracker has lots of shit on it.
>i really wanna play 'slay the princess'
The fuck's that? Why?
In any case just use wine, really. It's a fucking VN, it won't lag.
>a general term for people overreating it
I don't know much about dishonored community. I don't know if it even exists. I bought it on a disk together with third crysis and played it in a complete isolation from the internet.
Crysis is a nice game, by the way. I think it's a stealth one too, they give you like, an invisibility mode and a fucking bow. It was pretty good, casual, call of duty tier. I could turn off
my brain and do sick knife streaks while appreciating the scenery. I don't like ship locations, though, they look too fucking bland. And the alien base, i think they did the alien base way be
tter in the first one. In the first part the alien base looked really fucking alien and weird. In the third it's just some caves and a piss easy final boss. The upgrade system was cool, i lik
ed how you could switch builds on the go. The graphics were also fucking wild for the past decade.
The game is also really short, it's over almost as soon as you start fighting aliens that can actually shoot back. It's almost like the game isn't campaign focused and expects me to play in m
ultiplayer. Yeah by the way, alien weapons were also pretty fun, you could actually wield them, like that AIDS collector from the 9th district.
>osfie, are you drunk again?
He only did three grammar errors, four if you'll count liek. No logical errors this time, he's pretty sober.
>>4290
>no one here rushes with their posts
yea thats p noticeable
>The other posters aren't going anywhere, even Denpa is still here. 
yea ik creeps are gonna creep
but they are completely worthless if they dont ever post anything
>Polish and russian sites are your best bet
i hope they have stuff not in snowrunes
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>they are completely worthless if they dont ever post anything
Denpa totally posts something behind our backs, i can feel it. 
>i hope they have stuff not in snowrunes
Just learn snow runes. You think i knew polish before i started to use those sites? And i assume that like one fifth of all the rutracker users are foreign agents, so you won't stand out much. 
Now, why can't you just use wine? Seriously, that's the easiest option. Linux version is just as bad and bloated.
>>4292
>Denpa totally posts something behind our backs, i can feel it.
yes
its in her blood
>that's the easiest option
yea at this point fucking around with wine until it works sounds a lot easier than learning a new language just to MAYBE be able to filter through a bunch of sussy torrents
or should i just spread my anus to gabeN and go back to using steam?
>yea at this point fucking around with wine until it works sounds a lot easier
You don't need to fuck around. It just werks, really. I don't know what were you doing with it in the past. In my experience it runs 98% of all the VNs i flawlessly, and 98 era shit runs even better than on actual windows. 
>easier than learning a new language
C'mon, nothing hard about that. Even UTTER RETARDS are able to read russian.
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>In my experience it runs 98% of all the VNs i flawlessly, and 98 era shit runs even better than on actual windows. 
and the installation process?
>Even UTTER RETARDS are able to read russian.
you dont count
russian and ukrainian are basically the same language
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>>4289
I was drunk, yeah. 
>>4290
>I don't know much about dishonored community. 
A lot of people have it as their favorite game.
<he's pretty sober.
>I was drunk, yeah. 
and this is why im osfie's bestest friend
>A lot of people have it as their favorite game.
it was p good yea
but its no tf2
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>>4304
Really. I thought you hsted me.,
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>and the installation process?
Yeah? Just werks. Shit installs, near problems. Sometimes when you alt+tab shit it fucking crashes due to the wine game being in fullscreen and a different resolution, so SOMETIMES you'll want to enable a virtual desktop to prevent that. But i just don't alt+tab instead. That's kinda the biggest problem i encountered the past half a year.  
>you dont count
I am not talking about myself, i am talking about all those jurnos and social media users. 
>russian and ukrainian are basically the same language
Every ukrainian knows russian but not every russian knows ukrainian. 
It's funny, really. The languages have almost identical rules but use completely different and unrecognizable words. Like it's some sort of a joke. 
>I was drunk, yeah. 
FC's alcoholic pipeline start now.
>A lot of people have it as their favorite game
How do people even choose their favorite games? I seriously struggle with this one.
>and this is why im osfie's bestest friend
BPD kicks in.
>near problems
near zero problems
>>4309
are you drinking everyday now?
this is gonna become a problem sooner than i thought

>>4310
>Sometimes when you alt+tab shit it fucking crashes
thats fine, i was raised playing source games
>FC's alcoholic pipeline start now.
this is why children shouldnt talk to druglords online
>How do people even choose their favorite games? I seriously struggle with this one.
having a favorite X is a jewish meme to turn you into a blind consoomer of that thing
struggling with it is a good thing
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>this is gonna become a problem sooner than i thought
It's not going to be a problem for the nearest month. It gets really bad as soon as he starts hitting hangovers and decides just to drink them off. 
Can't wait until he starts drinking so much he'll main heavy in tf2. But it doubt that it's going to escalate that badly. 
>this is why children
He's past the prime grooming age. >shouldnt talk to druglords online 
Well at least he's not on benzos and pregabalin. 
It's weird, this shit is supposed to be a medication for epilepsy. But my friends never had seizures before they tried it. 
>thats fine, i was raised playing source games
They crash when you alt tab? That's fucking weird. Not a single source game crashed when alt tabbing for me. 
>struggling with it is a good thing
Like, there's no ideal games, but even simply numbering which one i enjoyed the most is pretty hard. I think cs1.6 in that case, best times of my life, LAN parties and shit. Maybe HoMM3 or WoW, yeah, i think WoW can be put on the first place, the OG Dota was fun as fuck. Never played the reboot but the community looks pretty bad from afar. And holy shit, how many character are there, too fucking much that's for sure.
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>WoW
I meant normal warcraft. The third one. Never actually played the MMO.
>It's not going to be a problem for the nearest month
a month is fucking nothing are you kidding me
october was 2 months ago and it feels like last week
>They crash when you alt tab?
idfk im just parroting a meme
at worst the game would get fucky wucky after alttabbing back in for a little while
but i heard several pppl complain of the old ones just fucking crashing
>a month is fucking nothing are you kidding me
Depends on how eventful it is. My life is full of neck breaking action and stress. 
>october 
Who cares about months. There are two seasons, cold and hot.
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>Like, there's no ideal games
I just remembered God Hand. I think it might be one of the games ever made.
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>>4310
>How do people even choose their favorite games?
Eh, I don't know, I can't pick one either.
>Can't wait until he starts drinking so much he'll main heavy in tf2
Funny you say that, being drunk makes me wanna play that game and he's all that I bother with when I do. Just because of how simple it is, I guess. Point and click.
>They crash when you alt tab?
They don't crash too often when doing it, but it's slow and messes things up depending on the PC. 
>>4315
>are you drinking everyday now?
Can't afford the price to make it a nightly thing. But I've went through a few bottles.
>Depends on how eventful it is.
my life is lowkey kinda boring ngl
>There are two seasons, cold and hot.
isnt ukraine near the tropic? im p sure youre supposed to have 4 seasons
better than equatorfags that only have 1 tho

>playing as heavy
heavy is basically playing as a sentry
why not play as engineer instead?
you literally dont even have to aim
just click on your buildings sometimes so they dont vanish
>make it a nightly thing
why even
is getting drunk even good or its just that you hate being alive even more?
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>he's all that I bother with when I do. Just because of how simple it is
Heavy was made specifically for stoners, build for dissociating. It's basically a sniper for people that can't react anymore. 
>I've went through a few bottles
So you actually enjoy it? Welcome to the club! 
>isnt ukraine near the tropic?
I don't know where tropic is 
>im p sure youre supposed to have 4 seasons
Ughhhh, i have that season where it's cold but also the leafs on trees are yellow. To be honest i would only pay attention to shit like that if i was a farmer. 
>heavy is basically playing as a sentry
You are a walking fucking dispenser. Dispensing sandwiches and fists. 
>why not play as engineer instead?
Engineer gameplay can be pretty tense, especially when attacking. Heavy is simply braindead enough to play in any state. In fact i don't think anyone can play as a heavy while sober, he's just too fucking slow. 
>is getting drunk even good
It's pretty bad, there are better alternatives. But i think it's still better than sobriety.
>>4333
>build for dissociating
this but unironically
literally my class with the least play time by a huge margin
idek whats the use case of heavy besides memeing
>I don't know where tropic is 
latitude 23°27′
>sandwiches
>fists
<not using exclusively the shotgun
>Engineer gameplay can be pretty tense
then youre doing it wrong
if playing engie takes me more effort than just watching my sentry blow stuff up and killing the occasional spy, then i just switch to demo and start blowing shit up myself
>In fact i don't think anyone can play as a heavy while sober, he's just too fucking slow. 
deadass
scout too
heavy is for playing when youre high on depressants
scout is for when youre high on stimulants
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>this but unironically
I never meant it ironically, i am pretty sure guys at valve know their general auditory. Heavy is for ascending nirvana, and spy is for edgy kids. 
>class with the least play time by a huge margin
I don't think there's a single player that unironically mains heavy. 
>idek whats the use case of heavy besides memeing
At least the memeing is good. Kozachok is pretty iconic. 
>then youre doing it wrong
Nah nigga, look at "competitive" tf2 tournaments with engineers, niggaz be actually sweating during the match. 
>latitude 23°27′
Instructions unclear. 
<if playing engie takes effort
<i just don't 
Very smart, but playing as a heavy never takes effort. No one plays as a heavy in tournaments. 
>heavy is for playing when youre high on depressants
Depressant sounds bad, i prefer to call them sedatives. 
>scout is for when youre high on stimulants
If you aren't complete fucking psychotic, then demoman is actually better for doping assisted gaming. I honestly can barely aim the grenade launcher while sober. But when high this is like an extension of my sight, i can do it effortlessly without even understanding what's going on. Pure reflexes getting thrown around.
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>>4329
>why not play as engineer instead?
It's too uneventful. Not a bad thing though, I like him when I wanna play as if I'm fishing.
>is getting drunk even good
It makes me feel much less bored. The other thing you said as well.
>>4333
>It's basically a sniper
Literally, too. With the Tomislav you can win fights against Snipers halfway across the map more often than you don't.
>look at "competitive" tf2 tournaments with engineers
youtube.com/watch?v=lp4oRI96IqA
>No one plays as a heavy in tournaments.
Sometimes. It used to be a thing to run Heavy at the start of the game before they nerfed the weapon that made him run faster.
Check this image out.
>>4338
>idek whats the use case of heavy besides memeing
He's really OP when you have a pocket. All you need to do is beg for one in voice-chat and you're invincible for the rest of the game.
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>Check this image out
The one in your post? 
Cool egg. The tkmz autismo that keeps meshing up shimeji's and E.Y.E is quite persistent. 
Don't really get how it relates to the rest of your post, though.
>He's really OP when you have a pocket
I think uber pyro and demoman are way more useful. But that would require an actually good players, while uber heavy is quite easy to pull off with randoms in pubs. 
>nerfed the weapon that made him run faster
The boxing gloves? The ones with flames if i recall correctly, i guess it was just too OP compared to the rest. No real reason to take knight gloves instead.
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>>4343
>Don't really get how it relates
It doesn't.
Been thinking of playing through E.Y.E again.
>heavy is quite easy to pull off
You know what the funny thing about Heavy is, there's pretty much zero difference in performance between a literal cheater and a person with okay track aim.
>was just too OP
Wasn't really OP, but it was just one of the casualties when they fucked the game up by trying to balance the casual side around competive.
Basically what happened was that the devs listened to a single idiot who plays the game for a living instead of the entire rest of the playerbase.
>Heavy is for ascending nirvana, and spy is for edgy kids. 
and pyro is for furries
maybe this is the secret for tf2s great success and longevity
catering to REAL internet demographics, not shoehorning identity politics into their game like overwatch does
>Depressant sounds bad, i prefer to call them sedatives. 
same shit tbh
take enough depressants and they become sedatives
take enough sedative and they become lethal poisons
so might as well call them that
>With the Tomislav you can win fights against Snipers halfway across the map more often than you don't.
maybe if they are tryhards that always go for headshots
i find that a single fully charged bodyshot is enough to get annoying heavies to stop trying to outsnipe me
>uber pyro
esp with the phlog
ubering explosives is better with the kritz
speaking of nerfing OP shit for gay reasons
ill never forgive them for nerfing the sandman+guillotine combo
i was so fucking good at that smh
what a waste
and for what?
balancing weapons for competitive was a mistake
did anyone ever play that shit?
i never did
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>Been thinking of playing through E.Y.E again.
Man the beginning is fucking looooong and tedious. You sure? 
>there's pretty much zero difference in performance between a literal cheater and a person with okay track aim
Same goes for pyro. Lets be honest, 90% of all the players don't know that you can right click. 
>idiot who plays the game for a living
What a sad existence 
>fucked the game up by trying to balance the casual side around competive
At least it's not like in overwatch! There are community mods now, ever tried any? Like Tf2 classic. I never did, and i think the online is rather low nowadays.  
>pyro is for furries
Fucking why? I though medic was the most homoerotic class. 
>take enough depressants and they become sedatives
Depressants and sedatives are basically synonymous. Some ""people"" say that sedatives are depressants BUT ONLY if they affect your central nervous system. So like 3rd generation antihistamines are depressants but aren't sedative. But those are only used for MKU stuff, top secret research and shit, they still haven't published papers on BZ analogs. 
Oh fuck, what i was talking about, yeah basically, depressants = sedatives. 
>take enough sedative and they become lethal poisons
At least some of those are painless. Can't say that about stimulants. Not a single one lets you out in peace.
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my brain is beginning to entertain the idea of creating a scalesona
how do i make it stop?
i already have the skills to draw a really shitty dinojefff, so this needs to be stopped NOW
>90% of all the players don't know that you can right click
why even bother
90% of soldiers and demos cant aim for shit
>Fucking why? I though medic was the most homoerotic class.
ik furries are all literal faggots, but still, different demographic
>At least some of those are painless.
yea arent they all painkillers
whod have thought that depressing your nervous system too much would make it stop working
>Not a single one lets you out in peace.
if wonder if thats how computers feel when they are fried by a power surge
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>90% of soldiers and demos cant aim for shit
And those 10% that can dominate the entire map. 
>ik furries are all literal faggots, but still, different demographic
How can pyro appear to furries? Why? Because he's a lobotomized retard? 
>arent they all painkillers
Most of them are pretty bad at killing pain. I personally experienced quite severe chest pains on baclofen, unfortunately, they got even worse after i redosed. 
high doses of alcohol also induce some really fucking bad headaches. 
Combining both alcohol and baclofen is a pretty common recipe for either causing amnesia or outright killing yourself. But the death won't be painless, the onset will probably including some horrible headaches and you'll die while twitching on a floor in a seizure. 
Now opioids first send you to sleep and only then provoke hypoxia. And they are really really fucking good at eliminating all types pain you can imagine.
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>>4347
>for what?
I think they thought they could get the game to be an e-sport since pretty much every other game Valve cares for right now is one. Obviously it wasn't meant to be, but they were influenced a lot by a single retard that nobody likes.
>did anyone ever play that shit?
The in-game matchmaking, nobody ever seriously played and it doesn't even work. 
I know it sounds really stupid with how you know of TF2 in your own experience, but there really is/was a very fun competitive side to it. It just took over a decade of fucking around for the community to figure out what the format should be, what to ban, what to limit, yada yada. It's still alive for arena shooter standards.
Thing is that Valve tried to force it on the majority of the playerbase, who couldn't give less of a fuck about it being competitively viable. It wouldn't have worked even if they handled it correctly, which they didn't.
>>4348
>You sure?
If I get someone to play it with.
Speaking of long, you reminded of that tunnel at the first level that goes on for like half an hour and all it does is take you to the end of the level. Which is useless because it's a fucking tutorial level and really easy to get through.
>There are community mods now, ever tried any?
Huh, I'm surprised Blizzard allows it. Never played that game so I don't care for it.
It's a shame for all the people that practiced it a lot thinking it'd be the next big thing to stay, just for it to get killed by terrible updates. I think there's still an artificial e-sports scene for it that literally only Koreans play.
>How can pyro appear to furries?
Just how it is, trust us. 
Valve knows it as well and that's why he has 90 different cosmetics giving him animal parts.
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>If I get someone to play it with.
It's quite hard, the game's fucking long and hardcore. You'll need someone unusually patient. 
>that tunnel at the first level that goes on for like half an hour
Never actually gone through it, but yeah i am pretty sure it's just to meme on the stealth lards. 
I really liked the moment on (probably) the forth level when after you kill the target inside of a small commie block they send feds after you. The sheer absurdity of how fucking many scary looking duster wearing polizaiz are after you. The corpses start flooding the stairs and fill up entire rooms. Felt badass.
And there's also an option to tune the amount of enemies in your playthrough, i always crank it up because more heads equal more money. Except for that fucking mining facility. When you have to fight a giant hoard of demons of together with that serious ass nigger in heavy armor, he also wields that giant ass machine gun. This guy is annoying as fuck and he gets triggered if you accidentally scratch him, and that botches the entire mission. By the way you can block shots with your gun, it's very viable. Especially with heavy stuff. When you run just press right click. 
I always do that when closing in on an enemy while wielding the HS010. 
Amazing fucking gun, one of the best weapons ever designed. It empties the mag faster than i blink, it's a fucking joke with the recoil dumper augment too. 
The ammo is light as fuck so i can carry absurd amounts of it without hindering my lvl 10 cyberlegs.  
>Huh, I'm surprised Blizzard allows it. 
>Never played that game so I don't care for it.
I was talking about tf2 mods. Like actual fucking mods that very significantly affect the gameplay. 
like this one 
https://tf2classic.com/
I remember there was one where everyone is soldier and it's more fast paced. But i can't recall how it was called. 
>I'm surprised Blizzard allows it
They don't. Unfortunately they gone to shit after third warcraft. I think the best devs burned out while trying to balance all those WoW classes. 
>I think there's still an artificial e-sports scene for it that literally only Koreans play
I heard some pretty wild things about korean gaming laws
>And those 10% that can dominate the entire map.
i only dominated sometimes
well, when im not stomping the server, im facing off against someone that is actually fun to play against for once
so either way im having fun
i kinda miss being a goomer tbh
too bad the lifestyle sucks the life out of you
>How can pyro appear to furries? Why?
hell if ik
must be the full-body nomex suit
just look at his cosmetics
valves heavily caters to furries in there, they dont even pretend otherwise

>get the game to be an e-sport since
yea fucking retarded
who the fuck even takes tf2 of all things seriously
the game was practically engineered from the bottom up to be memed
not even the triest of hards would play competitive fr
imagine trying to make competitive- idk imagine competitive postal 2 lmao
insane
>I know it sounds really stupid with how you know of TF2 in your own experience, but there really is/was a very fun competitive side to it.
nah i already knew that
its a lot less retarded than the way valve went about it bc at least the non-official competitive matches didnt fuck up the rest of the game
a weapon is too gimmicky for comp? just ban it from comp
simple as
no need to ruin the fun of pubs
also i think they had custom gamemodes specifically for comp, like highlander
or what the fuck else, i never really gave a shit about any of that
tf2 is the kind of game that loses all its fun once you start taking it too seriously
sometimes when i was stomping a server too hard and ppl began running in fear when they saw me, id offer to on rock paper scissors instead
yea some dicks would shoot me instead, but they dont know how to have fun
also spontaneous conga parties are always great
cooperative taunt was a genius idea lol
>Thing is that Valve tried to force it on the majority of the playerbase, who couldn't give less of a fuck about it being competitively viable.
yea thats the biggest mistake of them all
you cant force the competitive meme when 99% of your players are casual
its like smash bros in reverse
nintendo keeps trying to smash the competitive scene even tho thats the reason 99% of players play that shit
>I'm surprised Blizzard allows it.
if only they were GNU... if only they were GNU...
they do allow ppl to rip their models to make lewd 3d animations, so thats p cool too
kinda crazy the amount of pixar-level stuff that exists out there
>Valve knows it as well and that's why he has 90 different cosmetics giving him animal parts.
did you see the copypasta from when the fart taunt was added alongside the new non-automatic flamethrower?
the insane furry energy goes beyond just the cosmetics

>tf2classic
i think i saw this before
ngl the alternative team colors are uncanny af

oh yea and
>>4348
>pic
god i wish that was me
i was gonna play wani but i think im gonna play cataclysmbn instead
this time ill go for a worse-than-average character so i dont become a powerhouse in the literal first week
oh yea and i was beating my meat all day too
now back to gooming as well
no, im not gonna sleep
everything is falling apart
i wonder if monks have bad days too
i bet they do
cbn feels like an older version of cdda tbh
sure, it didnt have insane mechanics like container cock and ball torture, but i sure miss being able to wield/wear items directly from the pick-up menu
also a bunch other QoL stuff that i got too used to having
>miss being a goomer tbh
Man, same. Miss being high. 
It's been so long since yesterday. 
>they do allow ppl to rip their models to make lewd 3d animations
>kinda crazy the amount of pixar-level stuff that exists out there
Never got the appeal of 3d porn. Looks even worse than actual 3d women. 
>i was gonna play wani
Who's wani? Wait just searched this thread, that game by cavesomthinganon. It's still in betalphagamma version, i think you should just wait until it's done. 
>i wonder if monks have bad days too
They have good days!? 
>cbn feels like an older version of cdda tbh
Yes, when the game still had hope for a bright future. But now there are only dark days ahead.  
Nothing much i am up to lately. Just moving around boxes and stuff.
Bring site back up faggot.
>>4368
I'm new here 🙂 which site went down?
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>Bring site back up faggot
Why do you fucking care?
He's not posting anything. 
>I'm new here
GTFO we are full
>which site went down?
Jeff's blog, it's in the "sovereign friends" section of this board.
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Tarkov Arena is out and it's pretty good.
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>Never got the appeal of 3d porn.
plenty of shitty animators, esp the ones using sfm
but blender guys tend to me more competent
>Looks even worse than actual 3d women. 
not really
defly inferior to 2d animations tho
>that game by cavesomthinganon
yea
they wani go down in history for making not one but TWO snoot-type games
lets see how well their fare without a goth chick carrying the hype
>i think you should just wait until it's done.
maybe
ill check out their other VNs tho
from what i gather, they feature the characters of exit665
idk if they already planned that game and then decided to write stories with the characters or if they just wanted to write furry stuff and then decided to create a cinematic universe around that
ik one 3d animator who first created lewd OCs and animations, then decided to wrap it all up with a shitton of lore
>They have good days!?
going into the spirit world for the weekend sounds p gucci ngl
>But now there are only dark days ahead.
very poetic
btw tbh i dont really think the hyperautistic features are completely unbearable
maybe its bc i already got used to them
even container autism is manageable
would be better if storage items didnt have 100 pockets each
pocket management is actual CBT
but still, the way that it works in BN is kinda annoying too
if i drop my backpack to fight, i gotta pickup all items again after i wear it again
and i cant choose which items gets dropped
at least on DDA i can select what goes on the backpack and so which items i keep and i drop it
but hey, the cudgel is still deadly

>Bring site back up faggot.
<Why do you fucking care?
<He's not posting anything. 
yea what he said
im not even getting spammed anymore
>GTFO we are full
no were not
were down 2 trannies and we need more
>Tarkov Arena
who tf is tarkov
>and it's pretty good
high praise coming from the 'its just alright' guy
cute pic btw
would kiss

i was having a bout of inspiration and writing a bunch of stuff but now its gone
prolly bc i have been cooming too much and now the brainfog is back
maybe i should just finish up what i wrote and post
>I'm new here
where did you come from?
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>plenty of shitty animators
It's like that in every field, besides maybe ice sculpting. Never seen a bad ice sculptor. 
>ill check out their other VNs tho
They have even more? I thought they made snoot game and are now working on that EARTHBOUND INSPIRED INDIE JRPG #74561 and that Wani VN. 
>they just wanted to write furry stuff and then decided to create a cinematic universe around that
This BUT unironically 
>going into the spirit world for the weekend sounds p gucci ngl
I've been to the spirit world, that place sucked ass. It's just like that gory shit from Saya no Uta but you can't even adapt like Fuminori did because being in the spirit realm gives you amnesia. By the way i've seen Saya no Uta posting like four times this week, why are people suddenly remembering this shit. 
>i dont really think the hyperautistic features are completely unbearable
Wow, you adapted. 
>i cant choose which items gets dropped
Just drop them manually before taking off your backpack, the problem is picking them back up. 
>were down 2 trannies and we need more
We do not. There's no point in expanding, esoteric skitzos that i am interested in will find this place on their own. 
By the way how's your journey on fujochan, i wasn't really checking up on it. 
>who tf is tarkov
Bitch, we explained that like two times already. Stalker online but worse. Now arena is just tarkov but less milsim and more 2013 chinese browser FPS. 
>cute pic btw
>would kiss
I dunno, there's piercing, it's pretty ugly. 
>maybe i should just finish up what i wrote and post
Do whatever the fuck you want. You aren't obliged to write shit.
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>>4376
>more 2013 chinese browser FPS. 
That's literally what they made before Tarkov, actually. Except the Chinese part, but Russian is close enough.
I think you'd like the game but you need kind of a beefy PC to play it properly.
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>That's literally what they made before Tarkov
Wow, from browser games to a fucking AAA milsim. Quite a leap. 
>Except the Chinese part, but Russian is close enough
Nah, we aren't even close to chinks. Their gaming industry is actually insanely massive. I struggle to name ten russian games. Well, now that i think about it, i can't name 10 chink games either. But whatever, you get the scale of chinese gaming. 
>I think you'd like the game
I don't like games where you die in two hits. In xonotic you at least have to make a cool combo that looks badass. In tarkov you are just walking around with a fucking laser. What's the appeal?
>Never seen a bad ice sculptor.
i have never seen an ice sculptor either
>They have even more?
check their itch.io, theres 3 more
i havent played any, but they seem to be much shorter
>Wow, you adapted.
autism finds a way
>Just drop them manually before taking off your backpack
even more annoying
also, doesnt it take time?
i dont wanna waste 20 turns dropping shit everything i spot a zombie
>journey on fujochan
oh yea i forgot about that
kinda got bored of it ngl
>there's piercing, it's pretty ugly
nah thats what makes it cute
id kiss her right on her pierced tongue and nibble on it and softly pull
>You aren't obliged to write shit.
and you arent obliged to blow up illegal fireworks on new year
but we both know thats a lie
btw hows that going? you have like 10 days left
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>i have never seen an ice sculptor
Lack of experience 
>doesnt it take time?
I think they wanted to fix that in https://old.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/oz61kr/bright_night_not_pockets_an_alternative/
But i am not sure if they ever got around it. Yeah dropping items takes tame, but i think the time is calculated by volume and not mass so it shouldn't take all that long unless you are hauling like 100 liters. 
>btw hows that going? you have like 10 days left
I am unexpectedly moving out so it's canceled. I already neutralized all my extremely explosive shit with NaOH. And i burned down the chlorates. I am so fucking kind and benevolent, don't thank me. 
I still have shit to take care of though, in just one year i entombed myself with kilograms of toxic stuff. 
Ugh, it was lots of work and risk anyway. 
Caught cold while nitrating shit outside. 
And i got pretty bored while fucking with the rocket engines yet again.  
Overall not worth it. 
Maybe i am thinking like that just because i am on a withdrawal
just died, got surrounded in a bathroom
i dont think i like bn that much tbh
seems like its selling point over dda is the lack of features, both the good and the bad ones
anyway got any mods to recommend?
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>just died, got surrounded in a bathroom
gangbang
>seems like its selling point over dda is the lack of features
Well there are lots of additional features like a fucking power grid and funky battery math. You seen how is battery capacity calculated in BN? Holy autism. 
>anyway got any mods to recommend?
ALL of them at the same time, as much as possible without crashing the game when generating a character or spawning in the world. Check out Kenan's modpack first, i think it's still updated but who knows. Basically everything outside of it is scarcely updated and pretty niche. 
Try battle maid, the pet system is funny. Also spam as many bionic and mutation mods as physically possible, there's never "too much"
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>we aren't even close to chinks.
I kind of meant in terms of production value.
>now that i think about it, i can't name 10 chink games
That's because nobody plays any of them except the chinks themselves.
>I don't like games where you die in two hits.
It's not really like that unless you go in naked. You can be incredibly tanky under the right circumstances. Don't make the mistake of thinking that game is anywhere near realistic, lol.
It has a lot of "feeling badass" potential to it if that's what you enjoy.
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>I kind of meant in terms of production value
Not sure how to evaluate and compare that one. 
>That's because nobody plays any of them except the chinks themselves
I played a chink MMORPFPS or something like that before. It allowed like 100 players on a single map so i think it's a MMO. You could craft weapons and raid bosses and shit. Had like 80 gamemodes too. It was pretty fucking good, some pretty insane events every weekend. The game had a russian language as an option but it was auto-translated so i had to figure most of the shit out through chat. 
I honestly can't recall much. It looked just like crossfire and had fucking half naked catgirls as NPCs that give out quests. 
I think i abandoned it after a month or two, too much p2w shit. 
>You can be incredibly tanky under the right circumstances
Under right circumstances is when you can't fucking move? 
>It has a lot of "feeling badass" potential to it if that's what you enjoy
I am not sure what do you mean by that.
>gangbang
yea
even dogs were involved
>You seen how is battery capacity calculated in BN?
no
>battle maid
sounds based
btw apparently theres music called 'maidcore'
idk wtf that is
but like wow
i cant even begin to imagine what thats like
when i think 'maid' music is very far down that list that comes to my mind
so idk wtf would even be the 'core' of that
i listened to some and i cant really figure out wtf that has to do with maid
i looked up yakui on yt and found that there is a guy that makes music and uses that as his handle
but idk what his music is
the noisy kind ig
>pet system
human pets, i hope
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>btw apparently theres music called 'maidcore'
>idk wtf that is
It's just edgy alt metal arranged in FL studio, ofc it comes with a synth. Sometimes it's even borderline breakcore. You know breackcore, when people scratch glass with rusty nails then compress it 14 times in a row and draw dicks with those audio files in FLstudio.  
Don't bother, even the more instrumental kinds i heard are pretty bad, EVEN when you are high. But i dunno, lots of people make "maidcore" music, maybe some are actually decent. 
>i listened to some and i cant really figure out wtf that has to do with maid
They "musicians" avatarfag as maids. 
>i looked up yakui on yt and found that there is a guy that makes music 
I think that he's a disgrace to the beautiful futaba OC.
>It's just edgy alt metal arranged in FL studio, ofc it comes with a synth. Sometimes it's even borderline breakcore.
yea ofc you heard of this before and have extensive knowledge on it
bc why wouldnt you
>hey "musicians" avatarfag as maids.
thats the most retarded way to define a genre of music fr
i already know -core denotes a retarded genre, but thats just on another level
>the beautiful futaba OC.
bruh they are all a bunch of half-ironic maid characters with a singular personality trait that fully defines them
hardly the pinnacle of character design
aint noone disgracing anything, they are already low quality

btw
>Saya no Uta
why is it that 97% of your game catalog consists of grim visual novels?
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wow i cant believe those faggot spammed every thread except mine
also holy shit wtf its almost christmas already?
fucking how???
werent we in october just a few days ago?
wtf happened to november??????
also fuck
they limit thread creation, i cant even create a jeffthread in there ugh
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>yea ofc you heard of this before and have extensive knowledge on it
I wasted like thirty minutes listening to random videos on youtube. Wouldn't call that extensive knowledge. 
>thats the most retarded way to define a genre of music fr
At least it's kinda definable. Now try to explain what the fuck is jazz? 
>i already know -core denotes a retarded genre
It's not that bad when -core stands for hardcore of an another well defined genre. Although i think it's abused a bit too much. Like really, metalcore. We should have some boundaries. 
>they are all a bunch of half-ironic maid characters with a singular personality trait
Yes, they aren't not supposed to define music genres. They aren't anywhere dimensional enough for that. They can barely define a fashion style. 
>hardly the pinnacle of character design
I think that they are cute and funny. Don't forget that they were made a decade ago by three and a half spergs on a chinese basket weaving forum. 
>why is it that 97% of your game catalog consists of grim visual novels?
Why are you assuming that? 
I mentioned like five VNs in the entire history of nanosphere. And only three of them are grim'ish. 
Most of the games in my imaginary catalog are XXXX shit and ancient roguelikes.  
>holy shit wtf its almost christmas already?
Yeah, it's snowy as fuck. I won't be able to properly celebrate but whatever, shit will be there next year.
the jeffthread is up
http://tew7tfz7dvv4tsom45z2wseql7kwfxnc77btftzssaskdw22oa5ckbqd.onion/christmas/res/3144.html
lets expand the jeffzone

>Now try to explain what the fuck is jazz? 
isnt it that kind of music with saxophone?
>hardcore
is that a real genre?
its more like a general adjective tbh
>They can barely define a fashion style. 
fashion is a lot easier tbh
isnt there a whole style based around pedophilia?
>Don't forget that they were made a decade ago by three and a half spergs on a chinese basket weaving forum. 
yea p good for their time ig
not that board tans have gotten that much better over the years
although these days anons are capable of writing good pterogoth characters, so at least the meta is evolving
>Why are you assuming that?
besides a couple of hyperautistic roguelikes, thats all you ever tell me to play
also i checked out the modpack
holy shit it has a lot of mods
kinda defeats the point of asking for recommendation if you just recommend every mod in existence
>it's snowy as fuck
damn now that you mention it yea it is
been snowing like every other day
why the fuck is time passing by so fast?
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>the jeffthread is up
Doubt that anyone will reply, not enough context to make people interested. You'll just get scrolled. 
>its more like a general adjective tbh
Yeah adjective, forgot about that word. It's not a genre of it's own, it's like gnu/linux but industrial/core. For people that like rammstein but think that they are too slow. 
>isnt there a whole style based around pedophilia?
School uniforms? 
Pedophiles have wildly different tastes. Cunnyaire may salivate from gothic lolitas but i think an average necropedo serial killer would prefer trad one pieces. 
>besides a couple of hyperautistic roguelikes, thats all you ever tell me to play
I dunno, play cruelty squad or E.Y.E 
Those are loads of fun. And i am fucking with mods for Cruelty Squad now, some are even praiseworthy, really liked the meth lab crackdown. I am playing Deus Ex too, i am on a cave level with genetically engineered [REDACTED] 
Like how the game lets me to get out of the underwater base and swim 200 meters below the water just to suffocate and die. I also think that even mechs would get crashed under pressure at that depth but whatevs, augmented man. 
>kinda defeats the point of asking for recommendation if you just recommend every mod in existence
I know what to avoid. C.R.I.T or R.I.S.K or some shit like that, don't remember how exactly is it called. It was pretty unbalanced and useless back when i was playing, well some laser weapons were cooler than rivtech analogues. Also avoid dinomod. The dinos don't provide any real challenge and killing a non zombie triceratops gives you enough meat for an entire game, makes hunting pretty useless. Well you can domesticate and mount them, that can be fun. But i am just not a fan of this mod, something about it ticks me off. 
>why the fuck is time passing by so fast?
There's a trick to slow it down, stand in a plank. But i suppose that time flies so fast because you purposefully fucking kill it every single day after waking up, i know that i do. Do you really want to slow it down?
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>isnt it that kind of music with saxophone?
I dunno, wouldn't call shit aerosmith jazz 
/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
>Doubt that anyone will reply
you underestimate my jeffpower
>not enough context to make people interested
i was just gonna spam my way into interested anyway
just like i did here
>School uniforms?
i meant lolita, its right there in the name
>gothic lolitas
i wonder if there is another type of lolita
>enough meat for an entire game
yea i heard of that
actually cbt tbh
sometimes i find a farm with a zombie cow that starts slaughtering the other cows and i never fucking manage to dehydrate or otherwise conserve their meat before 70% of it rots
too much fucking beef to deal with
>There's a trick to slow it down, stand in a plank.
what
>But i suppose that time flies so fast because you purposefully fucking kill it every single day after waking up
bitch i have been commiting chronomurder since the day i was born and time never passed so fucking fast like this
also not like i got much to do anyway
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>you underestimate my jeffpower
Lets see how this goes on. 
>i meant lolita
>its right there in the name
So glad that russian literature is getting recognized and appreciated all over the world.
>i wonder if there is another type of lolita
Nothing interested besides "classic" lolita where they wear alice in the wonderland type of stuff, i think it's called victorian clothing. And also hime lolita looks kinda cool, i like hyperfemine type of shit and this one to be overly "cute" instead of sexualized, well both are fine. Dunno much about the fashion, i've been in a few /cgl/ threads and got scared away pretty fast. 
<There's a trick to slow it down, stand in a plank.
>what
It's a form of chinese torture exercise where you get ready to do a pushup but never actually push yourself. You just stand in a very uncomfortable pose for a long period of time. You are supposed to keep you ass up and stand on your elbows instead of hands, this way it mostly affects your abs. It's not cardio, it actually promotes muscles growth and does pretty much nothing to your heart and lungs, but for some reason it's only really used by cardiofags like boxers and milfags. Boxers often do it after sparring, they must have a good reason but they kept it secret from me. 
Picrel, the standard plank. I think a headstand and a bridge are also kinda planks. But maybe planks are supposed to affect your abs or something so they don't count, i don't know. It's not like i do any of this shit. 
>time never passed so fucking fast like this
I wouldn't mind time passing by, you still have plenty.
>>4398
cute plank!
erotic plank!!
>Lets see how this goes on. 
as well as it always does, i imagine
im just gonna shitpost everywhere until they reconsider the whole idea of indiscriminate shilling
>plank
ok i thought you actually meant stand IN a plank, not AS one
i already do that when im working out
yea the english name sounds about as dumb as ours
>It's not cardio
ofc not, you arent even moving
its just abs conditioning
>you still have plenty
not enough tbh
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>as well as it always does
It's not doing so well, to be honest. And this bunker has a pretty high bodycount, your experience with zzzchan was rather unpleasant, this one is probably going to be almost identical. 
>ok i thought you actually meant stand IN a plank, not AS one
I am not sure how you refer to this shit in english, in russian you say standing in a plank. 
>yea the english name sounds about as dumb as ours
Your language has it's own name for a plank? 
>ofc not, you arent even moving
I would consider human centrifuges as a cardio. 
>not enough tbh
I thought you had a surplus judging by how much do you want to die.
>It's not doing so well, to be honest
the even is p dead tbh
hardly anyone posting
im totes gonna dominate that board
this is the year of the jeffmas
>this bunker has a pretty high bodycount
literally only 3 posters
>your experience with zzzchan was rather unpleasant
whats my experience with zzzchan?
>I thought you had a surplus judging by how much do you want to die.
not enough time to do what i want
so i just give up
i also give up when there is too much time
i just wanna give up tbh
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>It's not doing so well, to be honest.
and now look at all the (You)s im getting fufufu
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>>4400
>>4401
That girl is planking. She's holding a good plank. Her plank form is on point. I hope she doesn't fail out of her plank and squash her cat.
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>the even is p dead tbh
Probably because people on ib's may actually have families and friends. But i suppose they just don't really give a fuck. 
>literally only 3 posters
I meant the bunker on cafe, not this none. 
>whats my experience with zzzchan?
I am not the one archiving every single ib i am posting in. 
But i don't recall lots of people joining on that conversation. 
>not enough time to do what i want
The fuck do you want? 
>i also give up when there is too much time
I think time doesn't matter if that's the case, you are just fucking lazy. 
>and now look at all the (You)s
This shit is scattered all over the place. I dunno, i think it's going worse than with fujochan.
>I hope she doesn't fail out of her plank and squash her cat
She can just fall on her side. It's like when you are running down a hill and there's a giant boulder chasing you, just step aside.
>Probably because people on ib's may actually have families and friends.
thatd be a new one
>But i suppose they just don't really give a fuck. 
makes more sense tbh
>But i don't recall lots of people joining on that conversation. 
what conversation
plz make your stim hallucinations make sense
>I think time doesn't matter if that's the case, you are just fucking lazy. 
p much yea
not much reason to try if nothing ever works out
>i think it's going worse than with fujochan.
i got faggots to start arguing about religion
shit like that goes on for days
the trannydrama has already set in
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>what conversation
I am pretty sure you were textwalling on zzzchan's /b/. I remember something about xenomorphs. That thread probably got slid to hell.
>plz make your stim hallucinations make sense
This is a 100%  undistorted legit reality. Why would my brain make up insanely realistic memories of past events that never ever happened?. Pretty sure FC also told me about automating log deletion in uplink. He deleted his post just to fuck with me and now i can't find any proofs. You motherfuckers are all conspiring against me!
>not much reason to try if nothing ever works out
Literal skill issue. Can you at least tie some knots?
>i got faggots to start arguing about religion
Bitch, this is ANON DOT CAFE. They have both /christian/ and /muslim/ on a single ib. It's only a matter of time before people start discussing religious schizo babble. It's even worse on zzzigger's /b/
Now actually participating and replying to all those ""people"" is commendable, i burn out before i even finish my first reply.
>something about xenomorphs
ok now THIS literally never happened
>That thread probably got slid to hell
excuses
>This is a 100%  undistorted legit reality.
no fucking way, i have zero recollection of that
unless it happened in november, bc i really dont remember wtf i was doing that month
im p sure it got erased from existence by [ZA HANDO]
>Can you at least tie some knots?
yea its p fun too
i should learn new ones
go down in history as the memelord who managed to hang himself with a heavy contrived knot
>Now actually participating and replying to all those ""people"" is commendable, i burn out before i even finish my first reply.
come on
talking to schizoposters is fun
why do you think we are friends?
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>ok now THIS literally never happened
We were discussing like alien from the film alien. I remember sending an erotic pic with it, or it was you who send it. Can't recall shit. 
You bookmarked that thread too. 
I thought that you actually bothered to use the catalog after it got slid to the second page and you told me about all that.
You said that you never lurk on zzz and just hijacked a random thread. 
>talking to schizoposters is fun
They aren't schizo, they are just spergs. 12of7 is the only funny poster on cafe. 
>why do you think we are friends?
Strangers online aren't your friends
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>ok now THIS literally never happened
We were discussing like alien from the film alien. I remember sending an erotic pic with it, or it was you who send it. Can't recall shit. 
You bookmarked that thread too. 
I thought that you actually bothered to use the catalog after it got slid to the second page and you told me about all that.
You said that you never lurk on zzz and just hijacked a random thread. 
>talking to schizoposters is fun
They aren't schizo, they are just spergs. 12of7 is the only funny poster on cafe. 
>why do you think we are friends?
Strangers online are not your friends
The last image is the last one i wanted to send. Jannies clean up
waaaaaait a sec
are you talking about that time i went around several ibs to gloat about how i killed kind.moe?
id hardly consider that a 'zzzchan experience' since it was just a pitstop on my jeffrush to glory after a successful kill
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>>4386
>when you can't move?
You still get to run a marathon and jump around like it's Quake even with 50kg of gear on you.
Again, don't think it's a realistic game.
The movement actually used to be super fluid and arena shooter tier, but then they introduced inertia which slowed it down. It's still fun, though.
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i am SEVERELY disappointed
in my snoot gangstalk project, i have reached the point were im researching the drama around the writer for gvh that got cancelled on twitter
the story that i heard is that she wrote pedo harry potter fanfic and that had ppl outraged and got her fired
i was soooo excited for it, i was expecting something like when rebecca sugar was exposed for drawing ed edd n eddy pedo yaoi (insanely based)
but instead it was just another case of antis being dishonest lying fucks and blowing everything out of proportion
what actualy happened is she wrote an article for kotaku about shitty video game porn she saw
it was about harry potter, zelda and pokemon
it was in 2019 and even back then there was a fair amount of drama bc she posted pics of the extremely shitty 3d animations (100% made with SFM, my trained eye just knows) and normalniggers were losing their shit bc they were traumatized by pixels on their screen or something
what she wrote is only loosely related to pedophilia because the imaginary characters depicted were children on the source material so that means its pedo and shes literally satan and must burn in hell, even after she said herself what a heap of garbage it all was and spergs out about how the harry potter animation completely breaks the canon from the books
ugh im too based and redpilled for this shit
i bet the ppl running the witch hunt were prolly turbo pedos themselves and only wanted to see GVH crash and burn
i mean yea the article is bad, but its 'watch mojo' bad, not 'lose your job and starve' bad
i feel bad for kate tbh, of all the e-sins to be crucified online for, talking about trash-tier sfm animations wouldnt even make it to my top 1000
idek if she really got fired over it or if she caved to the pressure and quit on her own
p fucking retarded if its the former ngl
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Hi!
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>Hi!
who tf are you and where did you come from?
anyway lemme introduce you to my imouto daughter wife fallenshadow
i love her voice
also she is LITERALLY me (vidrel)

anyway im just realizing how much wikipedia fucking sucks
i was using it to mine links bc i THOUGHT the 'references' sections would have useful stuff but holy shit it suuuuuuuuuuuucks
they only link to news articles instead of directly to the primary sources
at least some of the articles link their sauces so it isnt a complete waste of time, just a bigger waste than it needs to be
honestly the rumours that its over for wikipedia are true
rip
f in the chat
restti in spaghetti
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i wanna keep reading and taking notes but now im tired enough that the words stopped making sense
i should take a nap
now i remember why i kill so much time
being productive kills me
at the beginning of the month the earliest post still on the jeffthread was from the beginning of october
now its the end of the month and not even half of october is gone yet
its jeover
>>4441
shut up retard
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>>4441
They've jeffmigrated to a secret jeffbase and we weren't jeffvited.  :<
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>>4443
yea that sucks, my own army deserted me smh
on the bright side: check my quads
>>4444
nice
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im jeffie and im studying music theory
i even made my own virtual keyboard
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