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NIGGER NIGGER ICKY YICKY NIGGER
WHY ARE YOU AVATARNIGGING AS BOTH A DISGUSTING 3D PIGGER AND AS A PSYCHOTEST CARD?
STOP BEING A NIGGER
>>3438
the prodigal son returns
you better write a full-length report on why you were missing without official leave, soldier
nice pic btw
that outfit looks like it was engineered specifically for clothed paizuri
>I watched Raid
we are watching the amazing digital circus now
get on with the program smh
>I finished <tranny game idc>
whatever, listen to this
i finally crossed the alpha threshold
im the prime human now
the perfect specimen to clean up the mess that xedra created
i thought that the game had glitched bc i was constantly getting messages saying that i was trying to mutate, but lacked the primer for it
which was weird bc i was full of alpha primer
but i think it was trying to get me to mutate another category bc i had already capped out on all alpha's mutations
yea im deteriorating now
supposedly
i dont notice anything
still healing just fine too
whatever i got angry with how this stupid retarded game doesnt explain anything so i figure it needed more primer
like >1000 to cross the threshold since you need >100 to mutate
i drunk my last mutagen and it got me to 920
fuck that
i edited my savefile to go over 2000 already
lets see this bitch not mutate now
yea, it kept failing
saying i wanted to mutated, but didnt have any primer
so ig mutation and threshold are 2 separate tests
and after i mutated prime perception, it only reduced by 100 too
why cant this game just come with a fucking manual smh
well, i reduced the extra mutation i had cheated in bc too much of it actually genuinely makes my body all apart
i was taking constant damage
nothing my repair nanobots couldnt handle
yea i really have zero problems with cheating over bullshit like this at this point
i used to be more anal about it when i was a kid, but now id rather have fun than stroke my epeen with literal cbt
like, if i go raid a place and realize i forgot something important at home, 130 map tiles away, no way in hell im wasting 10 irl minutes going there and back again
i just teleport, get my shit, and tp back
not like this is an online game anyway
btw i raided a research lab
it was boring
nothing useful
at first
i explored the ground level and upper floors first
basic loot
then i found a secret shaft going from the last floor to the underground
and NOW it was a lab exactly like the one my catgirl spawned in
going several z-levels down with stairways scattered randomly
but guess what the finale room was?
more laser guns
the exact same ones i already have
FUUUUUUUCK
i wanted implants
or more alpha mutagens
at least i found more CBMs on vaults, fucking finally
the only useful ones were power generators tho
for kerosene, gasoline, and metabolic
i didnt put the gasoline bc it adds 5 torso encumb
and i killed a few cyborgs and stole their implants
shitton of power storage
also 2 trickle storage (free energy, like 2 J/s wow)
good thing the regular lab had autoclaves
so i just wired one of those to my car (it has like 6 very large batteries, plus a few more large ones, fully charged, didnt even go down 1% after 2 sterilization cycles lmao) and sterilized the implants
yea a few zombie scientists dropped pouches
and the lab had a bunch of detergent and soap to clean off the gore and there was a small pond nearby
so yea, everything went smoothly
this happened simultaneously with the mutagen stuff
i crossed the thresh while implanting my last power storage
now i have 3MJ
basically infinite energy for all intents and purposes
and i can generate energy from food
id still prefer the buttplug generator so i can generate energy like the plants
by eating sunlight
well, whatever
i took my new friend for a spin
the mecha suit
i terrorized a migo encampment nearby
they never stood a chance
it can fire my laser up to 15 times in a single turn
are you fucking kidding me lmfao
even the migo guards were getting melted into dust after a singular shot
funny how migos capture all sorts of creatures
they had zombies in cages too
but i left those alone
i went for the npcs
2 females for my harem (it already had 8, now 10)
and 1 male had the pretty trait
he is gonna be my eunuch femboy
there was another female too (so 3)
an apis
p crazy to see one again already
is it a new npc?
bc i just met one on a nest the other day and now one imprisoned
too bad she is hostile by default, even if she wasnt intending to attack me or anything
cant even speak to her
so ofc i fired up the debug menu to try to get her to work right
shes just mutant, after all
i saw her character sheet, she has already crossed the insect threshold
p cool
on top of a few more insect stuff
but anyway
the reason she is hostile is bc she goes into the bee hive faction by default
couldnt change that from the debug menu, so i edited the savefile directly instead
changed that to my_followers
no big deal tbh since every other survivor there already joins me just by virtue of being rescued
so yea, now i have bee monsterwife
ill sure enjoy eating her honey everyday OwO
see, this is why i dont get the devs' hyperautistic obsession with preventing sexual roleplay
they literally cannot
just try to stop me
ill break your fucking game getting it to work how i want
quirks of the change tho: she has no backstory and no mission
basically whatever
but there is another problem that idk if its related
all the survivors refuse to leave the encampment
idk whats spooking them so much
they just randomly walk around inside the main prison room, but refuse to follow me no matter what
i already used the commands to tell them to ignore anything, stick close to me no matter what, etc etc
they just refuse to follow me
fucking women i swear to god
why would they not want to spend the rest of their existence breeding new prime humans with me?
speaking of that
ill cheat again and spawn the book for alpha mutagens
ill fucking do it
bc holy shit
i already got THREE fucking copies of the medical mutagen book
2 of which were random drops
why cant those jew zombies just drop the right book for once?
whatever, ill just replace it myself
im already over 2000 instability, but it doesnt matter at this point
i already have all the negative mutations of this tree
so it doesnt matter if id have over 90% chance for negative mutation if there is no more negative to be rolled lol
all thats left is the 3 other prime stats
my perception is over 20 now btw
bery nice
and i think ill actually bring the bee along with me to fight
she might not immediately die
maybe
i wonder how she even got captured in the first place
hey how hard would it even be to make an actual sex mod for this game
prolly not very hard
if its possible for a mod to give a new option for npc dialogue, itd be super easy, i think
just add new option, make it pass some time and give a mood bonus (like with just chatting, but stronger)
and idk, spam some flavor text on the message log
it be hilarious if i could also add a status effect
like +5 speed after sex
bc with that, i can also add addictions
pussy addiction
and therefore pussy withdrawal
and ofc add the flavor texts for withdrawal
<you really wanna pound some pussy rn. -25 mood!
<you start to see sexy feminine shapes on the cracks on the sidewalk. -5 perception!
<your boner wont go down. -15 speed!
seriously, HOW is this not part of the game yet?
so yea, id ofc bring one of my sex slaves with me on every adventure to pound her hole inbetween fights
prolly the bee
yea breed her insectoid pussy non-stop
itd prolly be super hard to implement pregnancy
but would be cool
wait 3 seasons and a new npcs spawns
with 1 1 1 1 stats, and 50% chance to inherit each of the parent's traits
and slowly grow-
shit
ig thats why they dont wanna add this shit
you cant just add one mechanic
it quickly spirals into a bunch of sick degenerate fetishes
there is no end to this madness
>>3443
>bad excuse
>you can draw it
>even if it's shit it's still better than wishing for something to happen (it's probably not going to happen)
yea, denpa moment for me
but i worded my wish poorly
i wanted to make a DECENT parody
not some ms paint bs
>yk there's a number between three and one?
>it's called two
2 isnt really used anymore
it used to refer to the communist countries
the 1 2 3 world was a meme invented during the cold war
1 was the capitalists
2 was the commies
3 was the shitholes that were just trying to survive instead of submit to a spook
completely meaningless now
but as all cringe memes, it stuck around for ironic usage
>our hobos just die within two weeks
its probably for the best
>>3446
>I just discovered that the creators and the studio that developed Disco Elysium had been going through problems since November, and that the creators are total assholes and misogynists who made life of the coworkers miserable
that too bad
when i was reading your whining i was hoping you were gonna complain they were peods and groomers
then i might play the game
>[they're just allegations but still... ].
this shit right here
you wanted to know why the internet sucks?
its bc of shitskin knight scumbags like you
words cannot being to describe how much you fucking disgust me
<hurr, ik i-its allegations... but... still...
'still' nothing, you vile worm
anyone can just make shit up to start drama
and you think the words of a cuntoid actually have any value when they got fucking nothing to back it up?
seriously, a cuntoid? known across lands and ages to be the most histrionic attention-seeking liar in the world?
kill your fucking self
>Another product that I consoom made by people who preach things but don't do it. A phony.
>I need to look more into this before jumping to conclusions though.
>I really don't want to be disappointed.
why do you care?
WHY DO YOU CARE!
what difference does it fucking make, you filthy blackass monkey?
i fucking hate the cdda devs with passion for being anti-fun faggots
but do i stop playing the game?
fuck no
i just work around it
oh, i cant recruit the bee girl and breed her bee-hole all day long?
my edited savefile says otherwise
she is already part of my harem
homosexual developers cannot stop my from cooming to ascii graphics
yea i like complaining
but i aint losing sleep over this
>NOT ANOTHER FUCKING PRODUCT THAT IMPRESSES ME BUT THE CREATORS OF IT ARE TOXIC ASSHOLES. NOT ANOTHER NARCISSIST!
hey, since you like psychoanalyzing ppl so much, why dont you psychoanalyze this: why is it that everything you say pisses me off so much?
>>3447
>nigger just enjoy things once in a while
he is mentally handicapped
he literally cannot
idk why i even care tbh
ig i just love hating him too much
>>3448
>all artists and creators will turn out to be shit people.
yea idk whats with this mentality that just bc someone is skilled, he is supposed to be a saint
how childish
ppl are just ppl
>Your favorite solo game dev probably beats his wife and groped a fan.
based
and yea
even me
ik this might come as a shock to many of you, but i must confess now instead of letting the haters use this against me in the future
ahem
i used to grope women on their ass without their consent
there i said
and its a confession, not an apology
bc it felt really good and made me feel powerful
i loved the adrenaline rush it gave me
although idk how bad it really was if they kept talking to me afterwards instead of trying to avoid me
ig its true that all women have a rape kink
>>3450
>It DOES matter though.
you are forgetting to give us one very important piece of information
WHY YOU NIGGER
WHY
JUST FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>But yeah, can't really find a 100% pure 24 carat gold person but this is like Hideaki Anno insulting the audience and calling them disgusting for cooming to Asuka. That fucker did it himself and he's just projecting his insecurities and lashing out on others who are similar to him. Or this is like Roman Polanski who raped an underage making a feminist movie Rosemary's Baby and Repulsion. It absolutely makes no sense and is ironic.
i think youre just mad that there are ppl out there getting pleasure out of treating women like shit
while youre a whiteknight simp who doesnt score any
you just stay shutin, seething
youre a disgrace
go outside and harass some women
i guarantee it will do you some good
>This game is tumblr as fuck. An important female character who drives the story, a gay partner who doesn't tell anyone that he's actually gay, communism communism everywhere, more good female characters, etc. So it makes absolutely no sense for the creators to be greedy about money and misogynistic.
wdym 'tumblr as fuck'?
thats just leftist braindamage
so yea, it makes 100% perfect sense for the creators to be greedy about money and misogynistic
youre just too braindead and retarded to see basic facts in front of you and parse any information at all
>>3451
>I was looking more into this
why
shut the fuck up
dont you have a life to fix?
what are you doing?
<instill in onlookers just enough doubt to dissuade them from expressing full support of the workers
yea and it works
just look at the denpa jumping to conclusions on all his posts
its macaquoids like him that encourage this sort of dirty play
>Need to look more into this.
maybe im the one who is braindamaged
maybe im the one who cant learn
why do i still expect better from denpa?
its like i can never lower my expectations enough
wew 13.5kc textwall
meanwhile denpa is still letting the posts pile up bc he is busy researching e-drama that has nothing to do with him