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newfrens just dropped on junku, time for another jeffthread
why wait until tomorrow if i can do it today?
im having an episode of insomnia anyway
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im jeff and i just won the spam war against the admin of lambdachan and now im a janny
recruiting prominent spammers into the janny team to stop them is a long-running nano gag
idk if im actually gonna clean up spam, i just wanted to crack a joke and i already did
but 90% of the jannies there are inactive anyway so i doubt the admin cares
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i am jeff and i have been sleeping like shit lately
i slept what now, 2 hours?
im gonna go back to sleep, but let me tell you the dream i was having
there was a bunch of vtubers in my room and we were playing games together
although it didnt feel like a sleepover, more like it was a room in a convention or something, bc i was feeling a bit awkward like i just walked in a room full of ppl idk
i saw them as their anime avatars, but they werent in character, they were just acting 'normal', yk not making voices and having a low energy vibe
like they were gathering off-stream
i only remember shondo and vox being in the bunch, but there was like at least half a dozen ppl
my room isnt that big idk how they all fit tbh ig my brain went ahead and removed euclidean geometry from my room
also one had a stuffed doll avatar, no idea which vtuber that was
like, an actual ragdoll
yk raggedy ann? something like that
shes the one i was talking to the most and we were making stuffed doll jokes
i forgot what she said, but then i asked her to hold up her hand and i squeezed it and it felt like is was made of flesh and bones and we were both disappointed
then i told her to ask a surgeon to remove her bones and stuff her skin with cotton balls
she found it funny
we went to play with the other ppl and it was some sort of cooperative rhythm game
kinda like guitar hero, but we all played as a band, each with a different instrument
so yea that was fun
despite what this >implies, i dont watch vtubers that often
and the few times i do its just funny clips
like for example watch this clip of pippa redpilling shondo on glowniggatry
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yea indie vtubers are the most based tbh
ok back to bed
>>5403
what about historicalfag
inb4 historicalfag = admin
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you know, outside of the cesspool that is the nanosphere i try to keep a positive attitude and actually be friendly to ppl, normally it works and ppl are friendly back
ig this is the first i got spat on my face instead
the only other time i remember being so quickly kicked out was on hikari3 and tbf i was being a jackass on multiple threads so i can at least understand that
this shit i cant
i have been trying to curb my misogyny lately, but at times like this is hard
at least i had a nice exchange one of the newfags, so this time i can say the problem isnt girls coming over, its just the case of one retarded mod not knowing wtf she is doing
thankfully /origin/ is the only other board around so i can just replace my bookmark on the overboard with it and pretend nothing ever happened to this site
i hate jannies so much its unreal
>>5405
wtf are you talking about?
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>>5402 (OP) 
>T edition
what a COINCIDENCE I am drinking tea right now (RN)
it's pretty good
nice and strong, holds up against the milk very well
did you know how to make a good tea?
you have to heat the vessel beforehand
tea leaves don't open properly unless you hit them with good boiling water right away and a cold cup or pot instantly takes that water's temperature down
you want to drink a cup full of shit-ass tannins dribbling out of a fucking LEAF? then keep that cup ice-cold or, if that isn't shit enough for you, mix milk with it while it's still brewing
retardds
anyway I use a metal pot
heats up very quickly from just a quick swish of boiling water out of the top of the kettle
could use a cozy though, but I can't be bothered to knit one
anyone here knit?
cool
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>>5422
>what a COINCIDENCE I am drinking tea right now (RN)
you can keep a log of your tea drinking habits on the tea thread: >>5074
>did you know how to make a good tea?
i dont actually drink tea
why would i drink leaf sweat? ew sounds gross
its just that teaposting was the only thing going on /origin/
based rant tho
>anyone here knit?
no, but i sew
learned it last year to make a halloween costume for a party
it turned out ok
good enough to win the costume contest at least
but if you saw how low the bar was youd know it doesnt mean much
i still make stuff sometimes
like a fumo doll
i only made a prototype to see if the pattern i found online would work
yea i think it would, but i need to go back to that, the prototype turned out ugly as sin, but thats bc i sucked at stitching by hand then
and i just eyeballed the pattern into a piece of paper, so itd prolly be better if i fixed it
also knowing how to fix clothes is p useful
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>I am drinking tea right now (RN)
>it's pretty good
Glad to hear that. 
>did you know how to make a good tea?
It's kinda hard to mess up tea 
>you have to heat the vessel beforehand
Okay i didn't know that one, you heat up the mug? 
>tea leaves don't open properly unless you hit them with good boiling water right away
I heard that it should be around like 95C because out right boiling it destroys some good stuff inside, maybe i am making shit up again. 
>a cold cup or pot instantly takes that water's temperature down
The fucking air does, no matter what, as soon as you turn off your heat source the water temperature goes down to 99C at an alarming rate, and then it's just mere seconds until it goes down to ninety. Most cups are also made from stuff that conducts heat rather poorly so you don't have to worry about it that much. The only way to avoid thermophysical laws of even heat distribution is by adding tea leafs directly into the boiling kettle, like i do, it honestly doesn't matter all that much, tea is tea. 
Personally i like my tea STRONG and POWERFUL so i keep it boiling for a few minutes after the water starts bubbling. I believe it releases some good stuff that is kept deep inside. Not chifir but still keeps my heart rate in check.
>>5428 
Jeffie samefagging is so cute
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just finished jacking off to old posts on /cuckquean/
its alright
ig our new neighbors arent so bad afterall
sometimes it has too much text tho
ig the meme is real, women need at least 6 inches of paragraph to be satisfied
reminds me of that time i shatposted a rape fanfic of a girl and she later told me she masturbated to it
that was funny

>>5431
>I heard that it should be around like 95C because out right boiling it destroys some good stuff inside, maybe i am making shit up again. 
i also heard the same so its prolly a load of bullshit yea
>Jeffie samefagging is so cute
nah she just realized the superiority of the jeffstyle and decided to join my legion
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>just finished jacking off to old posts on /cuckquean/
>its alright
I think they are pretty bad, i was getting high and jerking off for the whole night yesterday, well it's morning, so today too. Checked them out, they had like three and a half hot images, all the animated shit was pretty bad, although i haven't seen all of it because fuck downloading 20mb files through tor. Can't blame the cuckqueens they weren't the one drawing all that shit, it's just a niche genre without lots of attention, so they have to maniacally hoard anything remotely related. There also was a charlie comic, i went to the creator's... I actually don't remember which fucking site but it had the comic catalogued in a chronological order with over a sixty pages of ms paint drawn cum. Horribly drawn but some captions were kinda hot, especially for a mf that's so high the 2d girls start winking in morse code. 
>women need at least 6 inches of paragraph to be satisfied
You never fapped to smut.txt? Just fifteen years ago i had internet that was circulating through wires at 120kb's a second so downloading images was a very serious decision. 
I always read dialogue in hentai, although mostly just to stretch it out, and i usually only jerk off to shit's with a familiar source material, i masturbate with my mind, heart and body while all three of them are in a perfect synergy
>reminds me of that time i shatposted a rape fanfic of a girl
Dump it here. i won't masturbate to it i swear I know that you're an ever archiving autismo that documents every single word that goes down on an ib.  
>its prolly a load of bullshit
Well five degrees is a very significant drop in temperature, maybe something really breaks down at 100C, doubt you can taste it though. 

Excuse me for writing like an utter fucking retard, i am withdrawing
i rewrote the old junku archiver i made to use the JSON API
originally i was scraping the html of threads and then turning that into json

>it's just a niche genre without lots of attention
meanwhile when it comes to good ol' cuckoldry you need to go Neo on those mf to avoid seeing them
>There also was a charlie comic
which fucking charlie? charlie brown? charlie from hazbin hotel?
there are like 10000 different charlies
also in which thread did you see it?
>You never fapped to smut.txt?
newfaggot, i have been smutposting every now and again for the past 3 years, do you really think i never got high on my own supply?
i just havent written anything in a while due to the lack of metadrama where posting one would be funny
>I always read dialogue in hentai
ofc, the caption is half the fun
>Dump it here.
no
its has now gained the status of love letter between me and my egirl where i declare all the nasty ways id abuse her tiny body uwu
>Excuse me for writing like an utter fucking retard, i am withdrawing
ok just this time you are excused
but next tiem plz remember that the jeffthrade is the pinnacle of english writing and we take our grammar very seriously

cool, yet another jeffthread thats just the 2 of us
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>cool, yet another jeffthread thats just the 2 of us
So you are samefagging? Nigga, B patient it's been like a day, it's not an IRC. You know how many weeks it was since i got any replies in the lsd thread?  
>when it comes to good ol' cuckoldry you need to go Neo on those mf to avoid seeing them
We have gender roles and shit, cucking males is always going to be more relevant as long as things stay the same, and you just have to blacklist a single tag, how hard can it be. 
>which fucking charlie?
Honestly i am not sure if she was called charlie, maybe i made that up. But i remember the cucked bitch in that comic getting called by her name so often it's almost uncanny, but i get the while dirty talking thing, the author just really needed to point out that it's specifically charlie getting cucked. 
>charlie brown? charlie from hazbin hotel?
Don't know who both of those are 
>in which thread did you see it?
I think it was cucking in the 2d plane or something like that. 
There were also those comics about western cartoons, those were really fucking ugly and gross, the oversimplified round style just doesn't mesh well with porn. 
>think i never got high on my own supply?
Jerking off to your own writings seems kinda weird,  can't you just perfectly reenact them in your head. 
>gained the status of love letter between me and my egirl
I see, so you aren't into voyeurism 
>the jeffthrade is the pinnacle of english writing and we take our grammar very seriously
I wasn't paying attention to grammar mistakes or anything, i meant the general structure of my post is pretty fucky wucky and dissipated. At least it seems so to me, quite a huge drop in quality from the post number 5431
>but i get the while dirty talking thing
the whole
it's "the whole dirty talking thing"
>So you are samefagging?
yea duh, i think its p obvious youre my alter ego
im p sure i black out and reply to my own posts as (You)
>it's not an IRC
yea irc is worse
>You know how many weeks it was since i got any replies in the lsd thread?
this is a daily blog thread
why tf would it take weeks for anyone to cook a reply to this?
>you just have to blacklist a single tag, how hard can it be.
i wasnt complaining
that shits p hot
>the author just really needed to point out that it's specifically charlie getting cucked.
it was prolly something personal
>Don't know who both of those are
not sure if based or cringe
prolly 50/50
but yea they both deserve a good cucking
>Jerking off to your own writings seems kinda weird,  can't you just perfectly reenact them in your head.
nigger have you ever noticed the way i write?
im literally typing out my thoughts are they come, so ofc im gonna be jacking off to my writing bc thats the same moment im enacting them in my head
ppl meme about onehanded browsing, but onehanded typing is where its at
>I see, so you aren't into voyeurism
nah im more of an exhibitionism myself

now excuse me, someone made the mistake of asking me about custom fonts so i must schizopost
been a long time since i last wrote a massive ramble like that
feels good
maybe i should bring back that section of my site
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>been a long time since i last wrote a massive ramble like that
It's not massive and the last time wasn't all that long ago 
>irc is worse
You just suck 
>why tf would it take weeks for anyone to cook a reply to this?
I mean yeah, i did bamboozle the poor ketamine chugger by pretending to be retarded and feeding him so much false information he now has to write an entire dissertation proving me wrong otherwise he'll embarrass himself in front of... fucking no one, i don't know what's taking him so long. I fed him lies and then immediately sent him links to SM threads where all of them get disproved. Now all this motherfucker needs to do is read just four pages of psychobabble and then regurgitate it into a stream of insults. 
As for why people struggle with replying to the jeff thread, i think it's mostly because no one really gives a fuck about blog posting they have more interesting shit to talk about, like girls getting cucked.
>that shits p hot
Not as hot as slavery or rape. The writing for most cuck shit out there is pretty bad to be honest, i think it's mostly because it got really popular in a short amount of time and now everyone stamps out this shit on a fucking conveyer. I mean the writing in porn is pretty bad in general but i would like it to be a little bit better in the genres that are context heavy. 
>it was prolly something personal
Metaphysically cucking people in your art is a pretty bold move, but it's funny.  
>not sure if based or cringe
Okay, i looked them up and i still don't know who the fuck they are, apparently the brown is from an american comic and the hazbin is from some western adult cartoon. Should i bother with looking into those? 
>nigger
Fucking monkey, i am certainly at the very least one hundred times whiter than you are.
>im literally typing out my thoughts are they come
Why can't you just, yk, focus on your thoughts more? I would direct my immense brainpower on creating visuals instead of hindering myself with locomotor activity.
>nah im more of an exhibitionism myself
Then share that letter
why won't you?
json is p comfy to use on the terminal tbh
the last archiver i wrote was also entirely on the command line, but it was kinda fucky bc i was parsing html with it too
but with just jq i can get info from files and separate pieces of it p easily
yea i save every post individually even tho the replies are contained in the OP's json
there is also jless which lets me read the files to make it easier to tell where is what i need
so yea ik there are already ib archivers that make use of the json api, but i doubt any of then are as lean and readable as mine
i have selected what i believe are gonna be the last 30 threads im gonna read for my dissertation
im kinda speedreading them at this point tbh even my patience is running thin
>most cuck shit out there is pretty bad
same applies for every other fetish
except disgusted face
every single one that i found was high tier stuff
>I mean the writing in porn is pretty bad in general but i would like it to be a little bit better in the genres that are context heavy.
you can just make it up in your head as you go
thats what i do when i see a lonesome gesugao in the wild
>Should i bother with looking into those?
prolly not
peanuts is kinda meh
and hazbin hotel might be too gay for you
>Fucking monkey, i am certainly at the very least one hundred times whiter than you are.
only insofar as snowniggers like you only have sun for 3 days a year in total
>Why can't you just, yk, focus on your thoughts more?
shitposts dont write themselves
>Then share that letter
nah
>why won't you?
dont wanna

there is a public archive of it lying around on lambda
so you can go look for it if youre so interested
but you wont
rambles section is back on the site
ramble on custom fonts has been archived there
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just spent some time collecting pics to add theme-specific covers for the section for each theme
>>5408
if jeffie you have become bpd and braindead sorry
if not go away
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deleting jeffie posts on junku should be a bannable offense
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>>5468
sometimes i worry my posts are as intelligible to others as this is to me
>>5469
agreed
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>>5473
they are to me sadly
like wtf is this about q resistors
needs a new dialectic of english the mudsharks at home are getting dumber
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>>5479
>they are to me sadly
yea sadly it works as a filter so only the person it is addressed to will actually bother to read or ill guilt trip them for ignoring me
>like wtf is this about q resistors
what?
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>>5481
kinda schizo
am i talking to myself here
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>>5482
yea
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brought back the rin theme
for all newfags out there (everybody), my site originally only had 2 themes: a light theme and a dark theme
then i realized the light theme had the same colors as yuuka so i turned that into a theme specifically for her
then i made more themes based on 2hoes
i was never quite happy with the dark theme so i disabled it, but now i decided to go around collecting pics of rin to finish her theme again
btw the site's original silhouette was rin's
no particular reason, i just found a cute pixel art of her and decided to strip it of all its features and turn it into a ultra minimalist icon
picrel
funny how i randomly stumbled on the exact same pic while looking for more pics of her
it was on page 81

cool, looks like in the meantime the jeffthread became the schizothread
but its ok, happens all the time
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>>5485
this
>>5486
kinda schizo ngl
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>mfw i see all that fresh new traffic on my site
did i ever say how much i love attention?
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thats good
thought i was being too rude after the last operation
back to normal ig yea yea
PATCH MAKE A NEW IMAGEBOARD YOU FUCKING NETHERSLUT NIGGER
downloading some old adult swim cartoons
theyre p good ngl
only problem is the large filesizes due to being encoded in mpeg2 lmfao
holy shit 2007 was almost 2 decades ago
the passage of time truly is ruthless, and the amount of my youth i have wasted is depressing
ig theyre right, youth truly is wasted on the young
watching samurai shampoo
i like it
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ohhhh yea i feel the creative juices running through my veins again
today is the day i finish my fanfic
>today is the day i finish my fanfic
done and done
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look at all these comments pouring in my site
i love being a celebrity
juicy drama going on with the cdda dev team
the autism of the dev team pissed of one of the volunteers who was doing some overhaul
they just tossed months of work into the bin

its always an interesting paradox to see online communities built a technical subject
only autismos would be so heavily invested into it to wanna make and manage a community like that, but bc they lack the social skills to do it properly
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>dream about eating pizza in the kitchen
>wake up
>go to kitchen
>no pizza
born to suffer
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tell me what you think
my phd thesis ill publish at the end of the year is gonna have a similar format
writing my phd again
i spent so long just reading and taking notes i forgot to turn it into real writing
this is fun ngl
i like how its turning out
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talked to a woman today
it was nice
she was nice
you losers should try it sometimes
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>>5591
no thanks, I dont want to be arrested
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>>5592
talk to women your own age, pedo
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>>5593
FUCK YOU
anon.cafe will be dead tomorrow
rip
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im not sure i like the new attention junku is getting
someone sent a bot to try to find sensitive files on my server and i find it rather offensive that he would assume id let files like that easily accessib- actually whats offensive is that he assumed im using some bloated dynamic website shit that would have such things in the first place
but what can i expect from script kiddies these days?
mfs cant even be arsed to do a bare minimum of research on the servers they attack smh
its not like i try to hide how my site works
i literally display the generator i use it in the meta tags

must be some tourist from anon.cafe now that its finally going out
at least he was polite enough to space out the requests instead of- nah it was prolly just the default behavior of his off-the-shelf scrapper to avoid being rate limited by sites that implement that
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idk why its still up but im gonna shitpost on anon.cafe during its last moment
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>>5600
I'm gonna touch your sensitive files in a moment, right after I scan for wordpress vulnerabilities.

>>5603
best time for shitposting, only the most dedicated archivers are running their scripts right now.
>scan for wordpress vulnerabilities
yea every fucking time
idk why e-panty sniffers just assume im running that bloatware
do ppl even still unironically use wordpress in current year?
what does it bring to the table compared to the 1000 other website generators?
>best time for shitposting
yea it was fun while it lasted
ig even the jannies decided to take it easy and let ppl just have fun on their final moments
even tho it took a few hours to go down fr
ig the admin had diarrhea or something
but it is dead now. rip.
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darn
for a moment there i thought i managed to derail a thread on smuglo.li
well, i kinda did, for a good 15 minutes
i caught a post seconds before it was deleted by a janny and decided to use it stir the pot
others took the bait
then the janny refreshed and deleted all off-topic posts
not to worry, ill be back
now ik its possible
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feeling sick
body is tired
head cant focus
shitposting is still on the table tho
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craving something sugary
too fucked up to go out and buy
watching samurai champloo instead
its good
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How'd your day go?
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>>5629
Could've been better, not too bad. I need to go on a walk on the pier.
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>>5629
i did a little fucky wucky on my server yesterday and lost some data
i use a flashdrive to store some stuff and it was already on its last legs
the plastic covering was coming apart so i glued it back together
and then i wrapped it all up with yarn so now it looks like its wearing a sweater
somehow that corrupted it idk
partition table was fucked up
its also encrypted and that also wasnt being recognized anymore
thankfully i keep a backup of the encryption headers so i was able to decrypt it and salvage a heap of mangled data
but i didnt backup the partition table, so i had to eyeball that
which is prolly why i couldnt restore it
i have a backup of my stuff, but thats from 2 weeks ago bc im lazy and keep forgetting to backup
in the end, i only lost some textfiles
thats good news bc then i could just look into the data of the drive (ignoring partitions and filesystems) for those
i recovered some, not even half
idk why so many were missing tho
if i had only lost the metadata telling me where each file is, the data itself should have still be present
but looking into what i recovered, ik for a fact some files were just gone
idk if it was some alignment problem due to me goring the drive without rubber gloves, but i doubt it since i read it with ascii encoding, and the files i was looking for were plaintext
and they have a very unique signature so it would have been trivial to find them if they were really there
the ones i did recover were very easy to spot among all that binary soup

wait that was yesterday
today i was watching frieren
i like it so far
i have seen enough hentai of her show up when im looking for the perfect combination of tags to coom that i decided to give the anime a chance bc i also heard its good
i feel like now shes haunting me tbh, like toki was last year
ok doesnt matter what i look for, shes always there
anyway so today i tried messing with that again, so see if i could recover anything more with a different method, but no luck
btw i wasnt fucking up my already fucked up drive even more by doing all that
i created an image of the drive first, so i could do it risk-free

so yea ig thats basically it, thanks for asking
how was YOUR day?

>>5630
>Could've been better, not too bad.
what did you mean by this?
>I need to go on a walk on the pier.
living seaside sounds comfy
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im back from the /outside/ and im just now noticing my pants were torn
i only noticed bc i heard a ripping sound when i was taking off my shoes and the whole taint area was coming undone
at least that part is impossible to notice unless i was sitting with my legs spread
even i didnt notice until now
welp im gonna get some thread to fix it
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pant update: massive scar on the bottom, but otherwise good as new
i just woke up and i already wanna go back to bed
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the real cuckoldry going around here is how the jeffthread is completely forgotten while /cuckquean/ dominates /overboard/
>>5646
how strange
i could swear osfie replied to this post saying 'understandable'
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i found a site full of game soundtracks
wrote a script to download an entire album automatically
they had the plants vs zombies ost
its p fire ngl
i like the intro theme and loonboon
there is also a cute song that i honestly dont remember
im gonna play the game again
how am i almost bumped out of origin's first page already? what manner of conspiracy is this?

anyway im playing PvZ
still fun
i like the simplicity of it
the 2000s was the real decade for videogames
modern games try too hard to be complicated
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>anyway im playing PvZ
>still fun
Ever tried garden warfare? Shit was fire, it's sad that PvZ is owned by EA. 
>modern games try too hard to be complicated 
Says that one motherfucker with hundreds of hours in C:DDA
>garden warfare
i saw it when it came out, but i only watched vids of ppl playing
i didnt have a gaming pc back then so i knew i wouldnt be able to play it on my toaster even if i bought it
>Says that one motherfucker with hundreds of hours in C:DDA
exactly
cdda
a game being made in current year
and i have played it extensively and am even aware of the drama going on inside the dev circles
so yk ik what im talking about and my every word is the objective truth
i think i hurt my vocal cords singing yesterday
my throat hurts today
i always overdo it tbh
should prolly learn to warm up my voice
throat still hurts
but the good news is that it isnt bc i forced my voice too much
im just sick
again
i should make a sickness thread to keep track of how often it happens
im p sure its like every 2 weeks at this point
hot drinks sooth the pain a bit
maybe bc they burn my nerves so i dont feel anything anymore
just had hot milk so it isnt bothering me rn
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i fucked up my wrist playing PvZ
which is p ridiculous considering i spent most of sunday beating my meat like it owed me money
but no, what strained my joint was gripping the mouse today for what, not even 3 consecutive hours?
damn, i really am losing my gamer edge
i remember when i could play an fps for 12h straight and not feel a thing
old age sucks
im wearing my handwraps now, they help a bit
i havent even finished the game yet
i was going to, but then this shit happened
been hurting for a few hours now
>i didnt have a gaming pc back then so i knew i wouldnt be able to play it on my toaster even if i bought it
I remember it having 4k ray tracing and motion blur but turns out it's just nostalgia googles. The game was pretty optimized, ran fine on my sloppy machine. It was very fun, but it's nothing special so not a big loss. Plus, it was backed by EA, so there was some real annoying casino-tier bullshit. 
>a game being made in current year
It's actually a decade old now. Still, i think active development begun around 2015, and the realism-autism got out of hand around 2017. No wait, 2017 is when 0.D released, that was the best update in the game and it was pretty manageable back then. Yeah, it all went to shit with 0.E when the undead guy died and all that reddit drama started stirring up. Fucking spergs ruining my beloved deer hunting sim.  
>i should make a sickness thread to keep track of how often it happens
>im p sure its like every 2 weeks at this point
It's the same for me but my immune system is lagging behind due to some very obvious reasons, why the fuck do (you) get sick so often? I thought you were healthy. 
>i fucked up my wrist playing PvZ
>gripping the mouse today for what
>not even 3 consecutive hours
Maybe you gripped it wrong? Maybe your hand was too low or too high, you aren't supposed to strain your wrists so fast. Totally a skill issue. 
>im wearing my handwraps now
That's even gayer than having a purse
>been hurting for a few hours now
Your carpal tunnel is fucked, mate.
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>The game was pretty optimized, ran fine on my sloppy machine.
well, its over now
no point mulling over
>Fucking spergs ruining my beloved deer hunting sim.  
your what?
yea ig you really are an oldfag
i know it as a furry crafting sim
>why the fuck do (you) get sick so often?
ig my non-existent will to live is starting to affect my physical body too
>I thought you were healthy. 
same tbh
>Maybe you gripped it wrong?
nigger i have been a hardcore gamer since before leaving the womb
i did not grip this shit wrong
>Totally a skill issue. 
i bought a new mouse recently bc my old gaming mouse broke for good this time
i cheaped out bc they only sell decent computer stuff on the next town over and i didnt wanna travel there just for a mouse
so its prolly shitty ergonomics
>That's even gayer than having a purse
no, its awesome and comfy
an extremely rare combo in clothing
youre just hating on my swag
i went for a run with my hand wrapped to show off my superior style
>Your carpal tunnel is fucked, mate.
lasted a p long while tbh
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i just remembered those empty words from anons at /cuckquean/ promising to come here keep me company
i already wasnt expecting anything and yet
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ok so turns out the handwraps only made it worse
sometimes i feel like god explicitly designed me to be the biggest fucking retard in the world
site back up
kinda forgot about that
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>>5724
we are fickle and cruel!
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>>5729
cool so all i get is even more creepy perverts reading all my posts in silence and never actually interacting with me
fucking marvelous
peak imageboard experience right there
it has been a while since i got my last schizostalker madly in love with me after a long period of developing a parasocial relationship with my posts
i sure cant wait until the next one shows up
at least tell how your day was
my wrist is doing better, thanks for asking
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>>5733
im erect
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>>5734
pls don't touch it brandon
>>5732
upset over what?
false promises of friendship
not really, im too jaded at this point
now i understand that ppl just like saying shit just to look good
im a p seasoned e-whore, so itd be very hard for someone to do something to truly make me outraged
but idk whats so hard about coming here and posting what youre up to
there arent any rules
you lost the previous jeffthread, but in there we had a guy keeping us updated on the status of his terminal cancer
im p sure he is dead by now
rip
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>>5731
p ok, I'm drinking expensibe but shit coffee rn before I have to commute to a temporarily regualr appointment

it's a rough patch but I'm being well looked after and it'll be worth it in the end

the view is nice from here

what else? since I'm not in my usual studio, I'm making something absolutely tiny tiny to get better at finishing

it's its own skill

body's feeling squirmy and restless

that's it

hello
had a really good biscuit
one time I borrowed a really good vacuum cleaner, a Dyson, and ran it over my apartment carpet

there wasn't much surface dirt but in the cylinder accumulated a thick layer of off-white dead skin that the normal vacuum hadn't been able to reach

I think about it sometimes
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thank you for sharing
>I have to commute to a temporarily regualr appointment
>it's a rough patch but I'm being well looked after
hospital?
damn, this is the 2nd time someone shows up here with a terminal disease
>the view is nice from here
im glad youll be able to enjoy your last moments
>I'm making something absolutely tiny tiny to get better at finishing
finishing what?
i hope its your sentences

now that my wrist is fine im back to PvZ so i can ruin it again
i really like the minigames
too bad i need to finish the main campaign to unlock more smh
>>5741
those dead skin flakes have probably reaccumulated, just below the surface.

also new formatting is annoying and scary and unfamiliar.
>>5738
>im p sure he is dead by now
lucky bastard im envious
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>well, its over now
Apparently the servers are still up, because EA. But i doubt that anyone plays. 
>your what?
Back in the day, the hardest enemy in the game was a moose, had an insane hp pool and broke both of your legs with a single attack, it was nearly impossible to win against him in melee. Meese are actually the reason you can shout in the game, the ability to yell was only added so that you can scare away the wildlife. 
>yea ig you really are an oldfag
Not really, i hopped on the 0.C version that was very barebones and frustrating, but the D stable branch got released the next day after i started playing so i pretty much started with D. That's when the game was at it's peak and started hoarding lots of attention on russian 2ch. Of course the first version i've ever played is undoubtedly the best one, it's not nostalgia or anything like that, it's objectively correct. 
>i know it as a furry crafting sim
Back in 0.D you could become a shredded catboy just by drinking sewer water. It was actually the meta and everyone with antiparastics was doing it, until one faggot named kevin decided to patch sewer water and force everyone to make mutagens out of rotten meat and bleach. 
>my non-existent will to live is starting to affect my physical body 
Lets forget about stress hormones and stuff 
>i have been a hardcore gamer since before leaving the womb
What were you playing back then? The drum? 
>i bought a new mouse recently bc my old gaming mouse broke for good this time
What a coincidence, my mouse also broke not that long ago, but no problems with my new one, i think, i barely ever play anything that requires a mouse. 
>prolly shitty ergonomics
How can they be so fucking shitty that they are able to physically hurt your wrist. I think something like that requires quite an intricate design. 
<That's even gayer than having a purse
>no, its awesome and comfy
>ok so turns out the handwraps only made it worse
I wonder how 
>i went for a run with my hand wrapped to show off my superior style
Do you also practice your katana while outside? 
>i just remembered those empty words from anons at /cuckquean/ promising to come here keep me company
Don't worry, i am sure that lots of them lurk with those greedy beamy eyes. They're here with you, they just won't show themselves. 
>there we had a guy keeping us updated on the status of his terminal cancer
>im p sure he is dead by now
I am sure berrylie is alive and continues shitposting on endchan.

>I'm drinking expensibe but shit coffee
This combination kinda sucks, at this point just buy caffeine pills at the pharmacy. Okay, i tried reading the rest of your post but i have a feeling that you were drinking something above 40 degrees, and the degrees weren't measuring how hot was your coffee. 

>one time I borrowed a really good vacuum cleaner
>ran it over my apartment carpet
Carpets suck ass because they are hard as fuck to clean and simply vacuuming them is never enough, you're supposed to spank the shit out of them and scrub them with liters of household cleaners, of course, barely anyone ever does that so all carpets evolve into deadly traps that eradicate asthmatics on site. It's better to just get rid of them all carpets, unless your floor is real messed up or you enjoy sniffing glue and watching cartoons on your wall.
>now that my wrist is fine im back to PvZ so i can ruin it again
this was a joke, but it turned out to be real
wrist is fucked again
next time ill try to wrap my hands BEFORE playing
maybe it will help
<inb4 it makes it even worse again

>lucky bastard im envious
idk if its lucky to have cancer, but you do you
>Back in the day, the hardest enemy in the game was a moose
or so i have heard
>had an insane hp pool and broke both of your legs with a single attack, it was nearly impossible to win against him in melee
isnt that how the jabberwock is supposed to be?
never really had any trouble with chopping it down like a tree tho
but its prolly bc i overspec on melee everytime
>stress hormones and stuff
different way to explain the same phenomenon
>What were you playing back then? The drum?
it is scientifically proven that fetuses play with their worms
>How can they be so fucking shitty that they are able to physically hurt your wrist. I think something like that requires quite an intricate design.
<tfw 3rd worlder
>I wonder how
truly a mystery for the ages
>Do you also practice your katana while outside?
i dont have one
i was gonna make one, but im lazy
>i am sure that lots of them lurk with those greedy beamy eyes
ik they do
everybody who comes to this site marvels at the jeffthreads
>They're here with you, they just won't show themselves.
but whats the fucking point
the degenerates who used to spam my mailbox with creepy fanmail were a lot better bc at least they gave me attention
yea i used to bully them and tell them to kys, but i secretly liked it
i mean, dont get me wrong, they did disgust me to no end
but its nice to have ppl drooling for you like that
the experience helped me understand women a bit better
anyway
lurkers are less than trash in my eyes and do not deserve to live
they provide nothing of value, they are just mindless consoomers
>Okay, i tried reading the rest of your post but i have a feeling that you were drinking something above 40 degrees, and the degrees weren't measuring how hot was your coffee.
yea for a moment i thought it was osfie drunkposting again
just had another really good biscuit
it was so good that I don't even want another
plus green tea
amazing combo
ate some great bread today as well
all in all a day for the culinary books
my waistline not so much


>im glad youll be able to enjoy your last moments
hope so

>i hope its your sentences
my sentences are just

>those dead skin flakes have probably reaccumulated, just below the surface
someone else's problem now
maybe they still have part of me living with them
ritual link
like sperm chimerism theory except for floor coverings
both involve shag

>PvZ
good fun
PvZ 2: fuck off

>How can they be so fucking shitty that they are able to physically hurt your wrist
had a mouse like that once
bad idea, terrible
ended up reworking my whole ergo situation
now my desk looks like something from a 1980s office catalogue but damn if it's not comfy
so much these days is ergonomically terrible by default
we have falled so far from God's light

>i have a feeling that you were drinking something above 40 degrees, and the degrees weren't measuring how hot was your coffee.
first, second, third
nothing wrong with men's laughter
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I remembered that there was a PvZ coop on xbox 360 and i vaguely remember playing it, i think it kinda sucked. So far the best xbox coop game i've ever played is Spelunky. 
>next time ill try to wrap my hands BEFORE playing
You can macro cursor positions to your keyboard and probably play 8 times more efficiently than before (after 7 hours of training) 
>idk if its lucky to have cancer, but you do you
Americans with terminal cancer get fent patches, but americans that sniffed heavy metal only get free housing in the state-sponsored mental wards. 
>isnt that how the jabberwock is supposed to be?
Back in the day all jabberwocks died on their own due to the plentiful and abundant minefields. But yeah i think jabberowck was supposed to be just a moose 2.0 Don't know because i've never seen him up close. Until the 0.E update where i just gunned him to death. 
>its prolly bc i overspec on melee everytime
Melee got significantly more valuable overtime, which is weird because muh realism. Oh, i also remember gun-nut basements full of stockpiled firepower, apparently they weren't "realistic" so they removed them from the game, or just made them very rare, you'll never know. I think those doomsday stockpiles would actually be pretty realistic in america that's on a brink of ww3 with constant riots and chinese spyballoons everywhere. 
>it is scientifically proven that fetuses play with their worms
Their what? 
><><><tfw 3rd worlder
The fuck it even implies? 
>i was gonna make one, but im lazy
You should honor japanese culture a little more, practicing katana is a great way to channel your spiritual energy.  
<they never show themselves 
>but whats the fucking point
Entertainment, shit's fun to read 
>they provide nothing of value, they are just mindless consoomers
Keep seething 
>for a moment i thought it was osfie drunkposting again
If it is then shit's pretty grim. Heard that he couldn't buy any vodka because of the cheburek holiday in turkey. Maybe it's over and now he's binging too much. 
>just had another really good biscuit
British pronunciation? 
>plus green tea
>amazing combo
Mate, ain't it a bit too early for your tea? Oh, must be the low tea hour right now. I should grab a cup myself. 
Well since he's drinking green tea then he couldn't be FC. 
>my sentences are just
Classy british humor, my favorite. 
>they still have part of me living with them
>ritual link
That's some voodoo shit, your indian neighbors taught you all that? 
>nothing wrong with men's laughter
Unless he laughs during a slaughter.
>idk if its lucky to have cancer, but you do you
ill be dead in a few months it is lucky
or if you want to go there a few years if its slow
thats garbage
>just had another really good biscuit
now that you mention it, i think theres a bowl full of tiny biscuits in the kitchen somehere
hol up
nvm there isnt
twas just a false memory
this must be how mahi feels all the time
>ate some great bread today as well
oh yea great bread is great
normally i dont eat bread bc the ones we have around here are p meh
maybe i should learn to make my own
>my sentences are just
how very noble
just sentences to justify in an unjust world
>PvZ 2: fuck off
yea i played it before
too pay-to-winny for my taste
but then again, its a mobile game
cant expect better from those

>Melee got significantly more valuable overtime, which is weird because muh realism.
well, you ARE killing severely retarded humanoids
chopping off their limbs cant be that hard
when they start mutating, yea shit starts to get crazy
but nothing dissecting their bodies to exploit their anatomy wont fix
btw i watched the 1st ep of dungeon meshi
its an anime where adventurers kill monsters and eat them
you prolly heard of it already, whatever
but on the 1st ep the guy kills a mushroom monster and tries to butcher it and notices it a lot easier to make vertical cuts than horizontal cuts
so he learns a better way to slash them with his sword
and i was like "wooooooaaaaahhhhh just like in cdda!!!! *o*"
>gun-nut basements full of stockpiled firepower
>weren't "realistic" so they removed them from the game
wtf i thought the game was set in america?
>Their what?
worms
>The fuck it even implies?
implications
>Entertainment, shit's fun to read
i meant the point for me
finished PvZ
wrist still mostly intact
i already finished the puzzles
time to play all minigames
then get all achievements
and im still listening to the soundtrack on repeat
why the fuck does it have to be this good ughhhhh
im looking into the gemini protocol
i thought its be fun to host my website that nobody reads into another network that nobody uses
but gemini doesnt support pictures, so why even bother
like yea ok i get the point of the project
its a more mememalist way to serve documents so ppl focus on the text instead of the fluff
but how do they expect ppl from current year to pay attention to words without funny pictures to make them regain focus?
also i still dont get whats the real difference between gemini and gopher
srsly, it seems to me the difference is only the markup language used
oh and also
in gemini, TLS is mandatory
which is the most insanely retarded idea i have even seen
i host my site over tor already
why the fuck would i put TLS over TLS?
are they dumb or just stupid?
its at times like this we need a chad to break protocol and make a server where this shit is optional
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>ill be dead in a few months it is lucky
Don't forget buns and coins for Charon!
>twas just a false memory 
>this must be how mahi feels all the time
Dementia sucks, stick to green tea and avoid datura
>oh yea great bread is great
Is "great" here a synonymous to the word "amazing" or is it a type of bread i don't know about due to my pitiful ESL nature?
>maybe i should learn to make my own
You never baked bread? Start with lavash, it's not really baking you do it on a pan, just like pancakes. But shit tastes great and is piss easy to do. Even i enjoy how it tastes, probably because it's bland as fuck but that's a good thing.
As of late i go grocery shopping way more often then usual. Usually i entomb myself for weeks and you can't really hoard on bread because it gets shitty real fast, but you can easily stock up on flour to cook your own bread as needed.
By the way, there are bread machines, they are just like rice cookers but they cook bread instead, crazy world we're living in. I heard that *panese people use bread machines to make mochi instead of bread but those fucking bugs are willing to cook rice in anything remotely resembling a pot.
Don't mind them, i do not own a bread machine at this dire point of my life but i used to own one back in the past. It's an amazing financial investment, it's just as great as a rice cooker or a dishwasher. Despite the fact that machined bread looks like utter shit it actually tastes pretty decently. Infinitely better than that shitty grocery bread that's full of preservatives and god knows what else. Yeah, fun fact i often tell at parties, did you know that they used bro-mates as bread preservatives just a few decades ago? That was one of the greatest collaborations with psychiatric industry that i've ever seen.
They use salts of propionic acid nowadays. Actually, i have a few kilograms of calicum propanoate myself. I keep it under my mattress and rarely pull it out only to combine it with benzoic acid, or toluic acid, or draconic acid, i have a huge pool to choose from, really. I pyrolize calcium (sometimes magnesium) salts of propionic acid together with aromatic acids to make *propiophenones. You can guess what i do with those but even without further refinement calcium propanoate seems to be psychoactive, in a bad way. Makes rats autistic frogs gay and kids retarded. 
Apparently doesn't affect any feel good chemicals that i desperately try to pinpoint with aminated *propiophenones. Just rots your brain 
It's an another great conspiracy with psychos.
they poison the masses with grains and plebs eat it like it's still 18th century. 
Ugh, now i just hope that they don't add anything funny to my flour.
>killing severely retarded humanoids
>cant be that hard
Some are 140kg kevlar-skinned severely retarded humanoids and some of them aren't even humanoids, there are dogs too and they run at 78 miles per hour. I would expect both of those to be fearsome opponents. 
>i watched the 1st ep of dungeon meshi
Cool, there's anime now? I've read some of the manga but dropped it because not enough rape going on in the dungeon. 
>wtf i thought the game was set in america?
Every 3rd zombie is a fat zombie, every 5th zombie drops either meth or heroin, but gun nuts are probably too bold for such a racist caricature. 
>im looking into the gemini protocol
I looked into it myself but all the bloggers i've found were violently homoerotic, don't join them.
>also i still dont get whats the real difference between gemini and gopher
I think gopher doesn't support tor but not sure about that. I also think gemini protocol is supposed to have a huge ass page where they explain that they aren't like the other girls and are nothing like gopher, maybe look for it somewheere i don't really care tbh shit's dead.
>I think gopher doesn't support tor
what?
tor is an overlay network
application-level protocols arent able to "not support" that
>Don't forget buns and coins for Charon!
>following psychopomps
no buddy
i know nobody
day 7 of nofap
i tried to help a granny to cross the street but i crushed her arm off when i held it
sorry old timer, im still getting used to my super human strength
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had a p crazy dream
it was night time, but the sun was glaring on my eyes
i couldnt open my eyes, i couldnt even raise my head, so strong was the light
ppl around me told me there was no light, it was night
i tried to force my eye open, and i there was no light source to be seen
and yet the glare never went away
then i woke up with the sun shining through my window directly into my face
ig summer is coming
i just realized that there is a lot of overlap between cdda and the witcher
think about it
on cdda there was the cataclysm where a bunch of portal from other dimensions were torn open and all sorts of abominations poured through
on the witcher there was the conjunction of the spheres where a bunch of dimension were overlapping with each other and monsters and shit crossed places during it
on both there are mutagenic fuckery to turn ppl into superhuman monster slaying machines
in fact, every character i created that lived long enough so far has been a sort of witcher mutant
instead of taking animal mutagens that fuck up their anatomy, i prefer the human-like mutagens that just enhance your stats and defenses and offenses etc
and then i go around killing all sorts of fuckerinos with sharp weapons bc guns are for faggots
there are also drugs, but i rarely need them
in the witcher games normally you prepare for a fight by crafting the right potions to drink to buff you for the monster youre gonna kill, but on cdda you prepare by craft the right equipment for the job which is usually just a bunch of homemade grenades
also gas masks and anti-acid boots and whatnot
but those are luxury tbh
once you get lvl 7 melee you can kill super mutant undead hulks with just a stick and a mean face
oh yea and theres also how the witchers have this long compendium of knowledge on all the monsters that exist out there so they can kill them with extreme efficiency, in cdda you can also dissect everything you kill to understand every minute detail of its anatomy and intimately know how their bodies work so you also know exactly how to make them not work anymore
i never knew i needed a game where i can be an autistic slayer, but im glad it was made
just remembered i played PvZ all day yesterday and my wrist is still fine
ig i recovered my gamer endurance, after all
i got almost all achievement by now
im only really struggling to get to lvl 10 of the puzzle game you play as the zombies
>struggling to get to lvl 10 of the puzzle game you play as the zombies
nvm i managed
i dont like that one tho, i prefer the jar breaks
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i really need to start keeping track of cool shit i find while looking for porn
i was curious as to what this pic was parodying and turns out its a game called potion craft
i downloaded it and completed the tutorial
looks very very interesting
for sometime i had been thinking about playing an alchemist simulator game, were you craft potions and can make different effects and shit
i found one uhhhhh i forgot the name, but it was kinda bad
i think it was simply 'alchemist' on itch
anyway, it had combat, more like an rpg, really
but you were p weak bc youre just an old alchemist, after all
you had to go out in the wild to look for ingredients, and you could only fight by tossing potions are other, i think
while this one appears to be strictly a shop simulator
which is what i wanted
i also thought about a game like this, but for creating monsters and abominations
like what the mutagenic mages did in the witcher
making all sorts of horrible crimes against nature by twisting natural life into weapons of war
so yea would be cool to have something like that, but ig the visuals would be a massive challenge
this game lets you customize the bottle of your potion, thats p neat
but ig a mutagen game could just be text-based
maybe show a rich interface with all the crazy shit your pokemons have, it advantages and disadvantages, special containment procedures, maintenance etc etc
insanely autistic shit like in cdda
idk what would be the objective of the game tho
selling monsters? fighting?
prolly fighting
the setting could be youre under the service of an evil overlord and you gotta figure out how to create the most twisted sins against evolution in order to help him take over the world or something
yea would be really funny to have a page on my site titled 'cool stuff i found while jacking off'
there was the amazing digital circus when i saw a cute clown girl and wanted the sauce (that was 3 days after it was released, iirc)
and now this when i downloaded the entire tag of an artist off gelbooru
whats his name uhhh orgoglioso banane
ok thats all i remember for now, but im certain theres more
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turns out this game stimulates my autism in all the right ways
i finally understand all that shit mahi rambles about synthesis routes
i can do that in this game
create the exact same potion with different ingredients
i can also optimize a route
for example, i figured out how to create a potion of strength
on my first try i got it to lvl 2, but by tweaking the process a bit and adding a pint of water at the right moment, i perfected it and now its lvl 3 for the same cost
i also already learned how to make an iron skin potion, but im still refining the technique
and the route im settling on is very similar to the one that creates the strength potion, only with a few extra steps to add the ironskin effect
so it means i can probably have the ironskin potion also boost strength at no additional manufacturing cost
now i understand the appeal of being a mad chemist
yk, cdda almost got me into it, before i realized what a pain in the ass it is in practice
but who knows, maybe this game will tickle my autism enough ill starting trying to make meth out of different plastics and optimizing the route for which plastic is the easiest to find
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i replaced 2 herbs with a mushroom and now my recipe for a lvl 2 explosive gives me a lvl 3 explosive instead
this game truly makes me feel like a real schizo terrorist
>have the ironskin potion also boost strength
i was doing that for a while, but i figured out a more clever way that use far fewer ingredients, but doesnt touch the strength boost
i have made optimal routes for every common effect already
need some mushrooms with funny properties, but im filthy rich now, so i can just stockpile when the mushroom seller stops by
ppl rarely come asking for the sleep effect, so i still havent figured out an ultra autistic route yet, but ill be needing it on lvl 3 for some special quest that i still havent unlocked bc no merchant has showed up to let me upgrade my fucking machinery
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>ig summer is coming
Been going out shirtless a few days ago, now everyone's back to wearing winter coats. So much for living in the "semi-arid" climate. 
>i just realized that there is a lot of overlap between cdda and the witcher
I think you've played too much of both 
>i really need to start keeping track of cool shit i find while looking for porn
I think "while looking for porn" part might be a bit too specific, cool shit is pretty cool on it's own, in a vacuum. 
>a game called potion craft
Looks like that one cake making game for windows XP 
also those flash games about making other types of food  
>looks very very interesting
I honestly don't know what's the appeal 
>for sometime i had been thinking about playing an alchemist simulator game, were you craft potions and can make different effects and shit
Can't you do that shit in most jrpgs? 
>i also thought about a game like this, but for creating monsters and abominations
>making all sorts of horrible crimes against nature by twisting natural life into weapons of war
Wow just like in spore 
>turns out this game stimulates my autism in all the right ways
You should try zachtronic games, but don't start with magnum opus, it sucks. 
I heard the super advanced AI model that keeps pumping out all that shit made a game about cooking vitamins, but i still haven't got around trying it.
https://www.zachtronics.com/molek-syntez/
Yeah btw romania 
12of7 seal of approval 
day of the seal  
>create the exact same potion with different ingredients
>i can also optimize a route
Now that's not something most jrpgs have. I looked into it and turns out it was published by the same mf's that published streets of rogue. Which is amazing, by the way. You should try it, it's especially good in coop, but yeah, good luck with that one. 
>now i understand the appeal of being a mad chemist
For me it's an autistic form of ego lifting 
>cdda almost got me into it
I still haven't barged into their IRC to start correcting their new meth recipes
>i realized what a pain in the ass it is in practice
One morning i woke up and decided "today i am gonna do chloroform by electrolysis" You know how much time it took me to make anything that's not a 1st class carcinogen? After more than a year of constantly waking up at 4am and trying new shit i came up with in my dreams only for everything to blow i finally managed to recover a fraction of something that remotely resembles a mixture of chlorinated solvent. In the end i managed to produce some chloroform but ngl it's easier to just use bleach. Well, nowadays i use solvents that chlorinate themselves without me even trying. 
Maybe, the real chemistry were all the phenols we chlorinated along our way 
>maybe this game will tickle my autism enough ill starting trying to make meth
GTFO we are full 
>optimizing the route for which plastic is the easiest to find
Snowniggers on my favorite Half-Life 2 speedrunning forum been memeing about doing toluic acid out of teraphtalic acid for a while and it seems like an extremely promising and most importantly profitable endeavor and i totally should lay my own hands on it to try and regain the scraps of reputation i used to hold a decade ago, but i am too busy playing with my new shiny (potentially neurotoxic) sleep meds.
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im p sure youre the one who posted this webm before but fuck it
>going out shirtless
i should start doing that too
maybe if i assert myself over the season, summer will come faster
>I think "while looking for porn" part might be a bit too specific
thats what makes it funny
its one thing i find cool stuff randomly
its another to find it while beating your meat to animegirls giving you a degrading look
>Looks like that one cake making game for windows XP 
well, not really
you actually need to think through the shit youre doing to create the perfect route
i actually have a bunch of different recipes saved for the same potion that uses different ingredients so i can adapt on shortages
>I honestly don't know what's the appeal
me neither
i just know that solving intellect-based problems makes every synapse on my brain flare up with dopamine
>Can't you do that shit in most jrpgs? 
im p sure very few of them actually have a crafting mechanic
let alone one where you can customize the recipe
yea i also like those sort of games where you can change the materials of the stuff youre making, like that one furry flash game about forging weapons
not as complex as this, but still fun
>Wow just like in spore
except i wanted an army of different monsters to crush my opposition
like the herbivore route of the creature phase
>zachtronic
i think i heard about mf before?
isnt he the one that made that hyperautistic game about assembling molecule by writing programs in assembler?
>magnum opus, it sucks
nice try, but i already played it, ik its ok
>vid in page
>i should go outside and walk
>instead i light another cigarette and keep working
mood
i was thinking of going to an early morning walk, but instead i stayed home jacking off
now idk if i wanna keep writing my phd or go back to sleep
but yea ill def try to download all his games
>streets of rogue
>Which is amazing
stop trying to gaslight me
i also played that one and its p meh
i thought id be fun but somehow it wasnt
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switched out to a new hand-sized notebook finally, old one’s full

This one’s beautiful, paper substantial and spine sturdy, worth the scratch to not have a tool that fucks up and gets in your way every so often or falls apart in the archives once used

Among other things I have to decide what sticker to put on the front now; important to properly christen it

I think part of my brain is down for maintenance
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>im p sure youre the one who posted this webm before
You're right  
>thats what makes it funny
Does it? Really? 
>intellect-based problems
Games rarely present you with challenging strength-based problems. 
I used to struggle with QTE's on xbox360
Stupid gay nigger shit which fucking retard thought that making you click on the same button at 759cps in the final sequence of the last boss fight is a good idea. And if you fail that stupid ass shit you have to replay the entire bossfight from the beginning. 
Lost planet 3 sucks why did i even play it until the end 
Wait i vaguely remember that i had no internet and the only three and a half games i had were planet side and that crackhead resident evil called the evil within. Now that i put those names together like that they seem oddly similar, well both were directed by the same motherfucker. 
The evil within was pretty enjoyable. Except for the part where you try to park a car.
>p sure very few of them actually have a crafting mechanic
Well, not few, there's quite a number 
>let alone one where you can customize the recipe
Now that's truly exotic 
>except i wanted an army of different monsters to crush my opposition
Just do mods 
>like the herbivore route of the creature phase
The what? Herbivore route? Is that the part where you ally with other pokemons to beat the shit out of everyone else? 
>nice try, but i already played it, ik its ok
It's the worst zachtronics game i've tried but maybe i am just biased. 
<i should go outside and walk
<instead i light another cigarette and keep working
The dialogue bits in magnum opus were actually pretty funny and i liked them way more than the gameplay. 
>i also played that one and its p meh
You got a terminal case of possessing a shit taste. 

>switched out to a new hand-sized notebook
Is it the size of your palm? I used to own pocket-fitting ones so i could roleplay as a detective onsite but nowadays i rarely take any notes while outside, and when i do i usually grab my bag-fitting notebook. I just buy those 96 page copybooks that are sold at every chancellery and use them. I go through one of those in a few weeks and replace it with an another one. I don't really care where my old notes go. 
>worth the scratch to not have a tool that fucks up and gets in your way every so often
How do notebooks get in your way? 
>or falls apart in the archives once used
If you care about archiving so much you should consider going digital or at least photocopying all your writings, don't let any fires get near alexandria.   
>I have to decide what sticker to put on the front now
God you're like the person that Denpa aspires to be
>Denpa
Sounds kinda gay ngl
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>hand-sized notebook
based
i also carry a tiny notebook with me at all times
mainly to cope with the severe amnesia i suffer from
i cant just think something and trust myself to remember it later
it fits on my pocket too, so i dont even need a bag to carry it
i have actually been thinking about buying a light jacket or a vest and sewing internal pockets so i can carry all my things without having to walk with stuffed pants
>Among other things I have to decide what sticker to put on the front now; important to properly christen it
<she doesnt make a custom drawing on the cover
pathetic
i say that, but mine doesnt have anything either
and it could easily have
its "cover" is actually just a plastic jacket around the first and last pages that i could easily stuff a piece of paper inside to make a custom cover
but idk what to draw
give me ideas so glowies can identify me when i pull it out on the street
>I think part of my brain is down for maintenance
mood

>Does it? Really?
yes
>Games rarely present you with challenging strength-based problems.
yea its usually dexterity-based problems
or emotion-based problems, like not calling that annoying kid on xboxlive a nigger
>Is that the part where you ally with other pokemons to beat the shit out of everyone else?
yup
if your species comes from a bacteria that only ate plants, youll be able to spec in singing and make friends by singing love songs to them instead of beating them up
and so you can recruit a really strong fucker to your party and never need to worry about fighting anyone, just let your minions do the dirty work for you
its actually really funny to be a herbivore that terrorizes other species for no reason
>You got a terminal case of possessing a shit taste.
no u
>Is it the size of your palm?
no, its not palm-sized
its the size of her hand
>my bag-fitting notebook
imagine carrying a whole ass bag just for one item smh
>going digital or at least photocopying all your writings
this but unironically
>God you're like the person that Denpa aspires to be
well, isnt becoming a girl his ultimate dream?
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A space marine.
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>i also carry a tiny notebook with me at all times
Damn nigga what do you need it for 
>mainly to cope with the severe amnesia i suffer from
What kind of shit do you even need to remember while going out? Grocery lists can't be that long. 
>i have actually been thinking about buying a light jacket or a vest and sewing internal pockets so i can carry all my things without having to walk with stuffed pants
Your jackets don't have internal pockets? Those are very common, all of my jackets have them, alongside with shoulder pockets and elbow pockets. 
>she doesnt make a custom drawing on the cover
If no one else is peeking at the insides then it's probably fine 
>give me ideas so glowies can identify me when i pull it out on the street 
All my notebooks are signed with a number, i used to numerate them chronologically but i kinda lost my count, so now the numbers are completely arbitrary. My current one is number 73 
If i would bother with customizing each one of my notebooks i'd go with either medieval patterns or CCP copypastas. But i am a boring uncreative person and the only customized thing i posses is a blowtorch that i painted over. I find it kinda weird to personalize your notebook with your own art that's directed by suggestions taken from internet niggaz, just do whatever. Usually answers to questions like that eventually present themselves. 
>no u
Objectively wrong 
>its not palm-sized
>its the size of her hand
I am bad at engrish, what's a hand again? When it stops and when it ends? 
Is it the part from your middle finger to your wrist?
>imagine carrying a whole ass bag just for one item smh
Yeah i had to seriously strain my brain while conceptualizing such an unbelievable concept. 
I never ever haul a bag on my ass just to be ready for taking notes 
>isnt becoming a girl his ultimate dream?
Just being a girl isn't girly enough. And there are like periods and stuff, pretty sure Denpa ain't ready yet.
>Damn nigga what do you need it for
<what could someone possibly need a notebook for
philosophers are still debating this one
>What kind of shit do you even need to remember while going out? Grocery lists can't be that long.
i need to remember im supposed to go grocery shopping
>all of my jackets have them, alongside with shoulder pockets and elbow pockets.
not everybody can rob tactical military clothes off corpses of bombed soldiers, vladmir
>Objectively wrong
yes you are
>what's a hand again? When it stops and when it ends?
>Is it the part from your middle finger to your wrist?
yea the hand is the whole thing
>I never ever haul a bag on my ass
good, bags are supposed to be hauled on your back
like how the leg is the full thigh+knee+shin combo
>Denpa ain't ready yet
yea the full girl experience might be too much for his feeble brain
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>worst zachtronics game
That would be the tank one, I don’t remember its name, gameplay didn’t look very good. Best one (based on attitude) is

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>i cant just think something and trust myself to remember it later
Write Only Memory, WOM, which is the SFX emitted thrice when I randomly forget what I was supposed to be doing or have words drop out

born to speak, forced to think

>its not palm-sized
specifically big enough that it’s comfortable to fit sketches and other workings but can be folded over itself and quickly written on without needing to press against anything or use an uncomfortable hold

>How do notebooks get in your way?
by catching or gumming up my pens, falling apart before I finish with them, being the wrong size, being uncomfortable, lots of possible ways

>you should consider going digital
tried many times, nothing quite replaces the instantaneousness or flexibility of paper

OneNote once upon a time worked well as a compromise but these days nothing can quite give me what I want in the form factor I need, so paper it is

idk I just kinda need it

>I never ever haul a bag on my ass
but don’t you wanna be tactical?

>a blowtorch that i painted over
for what purpose
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>what could someone possibly need a notebook for 
Notes are cool and all but when i am outside i have no use for neatly arranged dieses and bemols, and i've never seen anyone else suddenly whipping out a fucking pupitre to plan out his shit. 
>i need to remember im supposed to go grocery shopping
Didn't know it was that bad, i mean, sometimes i find myself standing in the middle of a shopping mall after going out to the corner shop to buy some meat but that's normal i guess.  
>not everybody can rob tactical military clothes off corpses of bombed soldiers, vladmir
I collected helmets back when i was in the occupied land, they look cool and they are all so unique and different. But uran's military uniform is quite annoying and unpractical, didn't have the pleasantries of trying out russian uniforms but i supposed that they are as bad. Pants here are probably the worst, those are horribly designed, won't even bother to explain how much shit they did wrong. Besides that uranian winter jackets are TOO FUCKING THIN and are pretty much abibas tracksuits with a shitty half-centimeter layer of foam underneath. They also have elbow pockets and also shoulder straps?! for whichever reason, i have no idea what the fuck are you supposed to carry in those straps but elbow pockets on those jackets are retarded and everything inside of them is bound to fall out when you unzip them.
I suppose that they are so thin so that putting on vests is easier, but it kinda makes layering sweaters underneath pretty cumbersome, and sweaters aren't optional, you're freezing to death without one, or three.   
Currently my chef drip consists of gas emergency service ridiculously oversized pants and a tarp welding jacket that's older than me. 
It looks kinda like that but thicker and better 
watch?v=DP827IRXjT0 
iirc welders in USSR wore the same anoraks as tankists 
>yes you are
No you are 
you don't SoR only because of a massive skill issue 

>That would be the tank one
Mobius front? Shame, i wanted to try and hopped that it would be good, not a lot of decent hexagonal combat nowadays. 
>exapunks 
It's pretty solid, i enjoyed shitposting on the irc. 
I also really liked the concept behind the 3d welding orchestra but it's honestly just really barebones and designing shit in first person kinda sucks. 
My favorite of all his games is the spacechem but yeah, it could be polished a lot better. 
Haven't tried out most of them, though. Haven't tried 'tism-100, solitare, slay the spire but not really, the romanian one, the VN and the BBS game with cool graphics.
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My post got cropped, totally not my fault 
>specifically big enough that it’s comfortable to fit sketches and other workings but can be folded over itself and quickly written on without needing to press against anything or use an uncomfortable hold
Do you scribble on it while hunched over in your beret, slowly puffing circles with your wooden tobacco pipe? 
>by catching or gumming up my pens 
What the fuck? How? 
>nothing quite replaces the instantaneousness or flexibility of paper
I am sure that everyone here agrees on that but paper isn't particularly reliable when it comes to preserving information. If it's really valuable you should make some backups, but i doubt that it's precious enough to warrant all the headache that comes with xerox. 
>but don’t you wanna be tactical?
I want to be free 
>for what purpose
The blow torch is very unique on it's own, one of a kind actually. It was handcrafted by one particularly skilled craftsman that bestowed it upon me around a decade ago. I don't believe that there's anything better on the modern blow torch market, so i latch onto it with my dear life. 
I just painted each individual part of the outer carcass so it's easier to reassemble, i think it looks pretty cool but of course the outer shell can't capture how truly beautiful it is on the inside.
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nice ass
idk why but a hand on the hip always makes a good ass that much better
>That would be the tank one
>gameplay didn’t look very good
i was gonna download that one just to see if youre as oblivious to good games as mahi, but the dl link is broken on my usual pirate site and i dont feel like checking the others so you win this round
>EXAPUNKS
ok this one is downloadable
>SFX emitted thrice when I randomly forget what I was supposed to be doing
at least you remember you were supposed to do something
i just carry on with my life blissfully unaware of my failed responsibilities
>specifically big enough that it’s comfortable to fit sketches and other workings but can be folded over itself and quickly written on without needing to press against anything or use an uncomfortable hold
yea i also glued a strap to mine so i can open it and keep it open with only one hand
>catching or gumming up my pens
doing what and what to your pens now?
>idk I just kinda need it
must be the satisfying haptic feedback that shiny screens will never be able to give you
<a blowtorch that i painted over
>for what purpose
blowing, obviously

>sometimes i find myself standing in the middle of a shopping mall after going out to the corner shop to buy some meat
>but that's normal i guess
nah p sure its not
i think what happens is that sometimes i travel through dimensions and my previous memories become invalid, so my brain scrambles to reorganize itself to fit in this new reality and in the process the short-term memory gets flushed
>I collected helmets back when i was in the occupied land, they look cool and they are all so unique and different
pictures or didnt happen
>They also have elbow pockets and also shoulder straps?! for whichever reason, i have no idea what the fuck are you supposed to carry in those straps
maybe spare ammo?
you should investigate more corpses until you find one that has something on it
or maybe its not a strap at all and its there just for style
>but elbow pockets on those jackets are retarded and everything inside of them is bound to fall out when you unzip them.
yea out of all the autistic ideas i have had for clothes, pockets on limb joints never ever crossed my mind
although on cdda i saw that you can make armband pockets and im tempted to try it out myself
theyre actually p good, i can fit all my small tools (whistle multitool, scalpel, smartphone, some other stuff i forgot) on it for 0 emcumb
and i can wear one on each arm
i put my medical supplies on the other
>SoR
what does it mean?
i just cant take it anymore
i dont think ill ever understand what it means
first jd, and now this shit?
why????
>If it's really valuable you should make some backups
who tf is writing something valuable on a pocket notebook?
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I installed dda to see how it's like nowadays and the new update is literally called gaymen what the fuck, i also killed a zombie and there are lesbian flag stockings what were they even thinking about 
why are there so many condom drops now, why the fuck are condoms flavored too 
i mean they are flavored irl but why do they flavor them here 
why the fuck do they clutter my screen with stupid dumb shit why do they intentionally add multiple items that are completely identical but have a slightly different name. Do they expect tileset niggers to color each and every condom sprite 
why are there orange and strawberry flavored condoms why can't i fucking stack them together 
why has their description changed who the fuck thought that this is funny 
Damn it's gonna be like that year whey the committed nothing but fursuits. They also got back the ability to prone and damn, containers inside of containers inside of containers, shit's never gonna end. 
The new giant days tileset is pretty cool, seems to be an upgraded version of neodays, which is an upgraded version of retrodays. 
I wanted to play with the ASCII tileset but for whichever reason it fucking crashes instantly so now i am back to play in ascii 
There are also spear shafts and crafting categories within crafting categories 
>nice ass
It's rare to see cirno with perfect child bearing proportions 
>EXAPUNKS
>ok this one is downloadable
It's a little bit more complicated than magnum opus but it's pretty fun, give it a go. 
>i just carry on with my life blissfully unaware of my failed responsibilities
Being able to forget shit so easily must be a blessing 
>pictures or didnt happen
Why the fuck would i take pictures? 
>maybe spare ammo?
The shotgun ammo would actually fit in perfectly in those things, i think. But soldiers don't use shotguns so it's kinda weird. 
>or maybe its not a strap at all and its there just for style
Made me remember that the jackets also have those sticky stripes for badges, i don't think they actually have any practical ones, there are stripes that showoff your rank and there are stripes with the red cross but most are just skulls and swear words. They are all very poorly made. 
>what does it mean?
Strees of Rogue baka 
>first jd, and now this shit?
c'mon i think it's actually kinda funny 
>who tf is writing something valuable on a pocket notebook?
Yeah that's what i am talking about, but about longevity is a huge concern for number 5839
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>c'mon i think it's actually kinda funny
you think its funny?
ill show you whats funny
ill show you whats real funny
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>new update is literally called gaymen
>lesbian flag stockings
>so many condom drops now
>are condoms flavored too
>they intentionally add multiple items that are completely identical but have a slightly different name
>why can't i fucking stack them together
>containers inside of containers inside of containers
>crafting categories within crafting categories
heh
welcome to the experimental experience
they added the ability to make vanity variants to items and ppl are going turbosperg on it
would be real epic if they had a mod to curb all that autism, like generic guns
that was months ago btw, i actually expected someone to have whipped out a mod for that by now
>It's rare to see cirno with perfect child bearing proportions
yea, i wasnt talking about cirno
cant even see her ass, only her wide hips
>Being able to forget shit so easily must be a blessing 
it is
smooth brain is the best kind of brain
>Why the fuck would i take pictures? 
bc they look cool and they are all so unique and different?
and physical reality is too unreliable to preserve things to the future compare to the digital world?
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im ashamed to inform that i tried to make popcorn and failed
shit barely popped, i ended up burning most of it
idk wtf is wrong with me, i used to be a popcorn master
one time i had 2 pots on the fire at the same time, didnt burn either
although now that i think about it, i found that bag on the deep corner of the cupboard and god knows for how long that was there
didnt even check the expiration date
...
oh, it expired last year
cool
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i think ill start to go out without underwear again
another one of my boxers is on its last legs and i dont think any amount of- well, now that i think about, i can prolly get a patch of fabric to reinforce it and fix the hole thats growing on it
just stitching it shut wont work thanks to the stretchiness of the fabric
also its seriously torn at the side
right where my thumb goes when i grip it to wear
huh, im sure its unrelated
im long over due to buying new underwear but lmao i wont
i already went shopping for clothes recently and it was a huge fiasco bc as usual masculine fashion sucks ass
no wonder ppl are turning into femboys
its not even a sexual thing, its just so they can have something decent to wear
i didnt find any pants to my liking and i was seriously considering getting something off the feminine section
but ik how the pipeline works
also those are obscenely expensive, like holy shit, now i get why so many bitches go outside almost naked even in the dead of winter
they arent being whores, theyre just poor
so i have decided to just make my own pants
i can prolly make my own underpants too tbh
the fabric i bought is a bit stretchy and i always buy in excess in case i fuck it up and need more
also bc fabric is surprisingly cheap, esp this one, i have other clothes made of this same fabric and i can attest to its quality
so i was surprised to find out 1.5m was cheaper than a small pizza
yea i measure prices in relation to pizzas bc thats the only reference my neet ass has
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the more I hear about what’s happening with CDDA the less I want to go back, which is a shame because the two or so times I played it felt pretty comfy. picked up caves of qud for a little bit after hearing it recommended, it was interesting ig but it never got comfy, too much plain old fucking about. nonlinearity is all very well but you really have to handle it properly to justify abandoning the beneficial power that well-embraced linearity provides.

>pockets on limb joints
aren’t those sorts of affordances supposed to be for inserting protectively padded caps ala motorbike armor? keeping anything else on joints sounds like a real good way to fuck up both joints and contents of pocket

>armband pockets
make ‘em flouro and power walk through the omnipocalypse. though that’s just plain CDDA gameplay anyway come to think of it

>who tf is writing something valuable on a pocket notebook?
me tf is. I don’t wrote shit like reminders or appointments down cause I have my phone and calendar and whatnot, I use notebooks to think. Mostly that means I don’t need to care about anything I wrote before but if I find myself grasping at the thread of something I worked out a while ago then being able to go back and check things is good too. don’t know if that counts as valuable or not, but I it’s sometimes the only way I can tease things out of my head like a struggling brainworm 

>why are there so many condom drops now, why the fuck are condoms flavored too
uh oh.
bad sign.
that sort of thing is an even redder flag than all the others I have heard through the grapevine
why are they always like this

flavoured condoms are the chucklefuckiest prophylactic ever developed, fucking reddit rubbers

>popcorn
based

>as usual masculine fashion sucks ass
men’s clothing is much better in many ways tho, much less fucking about with bullshit trends, more standard shapes and garments, and room to have pieces that can last longer. fashion vs taste.

>i have decided to just make my own pants
v. good thing to know how to do, even after you get filtered on full garments you can still know how to adjust and repair existing ones

even being able to take in the fit of ordinary shirts will do wonders. never underestimate the power of having a waist.
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>the more I hear about what’s happening with CDDA the less I want to go back
i was replaying it in january and all the autism mahi described was already there
idk idc, not like i ever bothered wearing regular clothes past the 1st week
all the custom armors you can build are still invariant
and condoms are just shittier gallon zipperbags
btw they now have a cool mod called mind of matter
its like magiclysm but gives you psychic powers instead
btw these 2 mods add ferals with superpowers too now
so be careful when you find a pyrokinetic lunatic walking around
on the plus side, you can become a jumper and just teleport away from any trouble
the best part of being a psychic is that you use your stamina as the source of your powers
so you can just rest for 5 minutes and youre ready to set shit on fire with your mind again
>the two or so times I played it felt pretty comfy
yea ikwym
its so nice to stockpile food and spend a whole month just reading books and making clothes and weapons and chilling
now the fagdevs have nerfed skill gain
something something theyre planning to make having an npc faction part of the core gameplay loop
they already let you switch characters without the debug menu
and you can tell npcs to craft items instead of doing it yourself
the idea is to have different characters specialized on different things
so you wont be an ultra mutant that can kill anything AND a master swordsmith AND a master mechanic AND a master tailor etc etc anymore
each of those will be a different char
so now youll have to look for npcs with different skillsets to recruit
now being a fuggo mutant will actually be a bad thing
thank fuck they havent removed the skill gain dial in the options, so i can just ignore that autism
>make ‘em flouro
im not gonna bake a cake with them
>power walk through the omnipocalypse
>that’s just plain CDDA gameplay
p much yea
esp when you get to the 'hold tab to win' part
>I use notebooks to think
i prefer to do that on the computer
and dump everything i wrote on unsuspecting strangers online
>it’s sometimes the only way I can tease things out of my head like a struggling brainworm
you should look into zettelkasten
>much less fucking about with bullshit trends, more standard shapes and garments, and room to have pieces that can last longer
you can have any pants you want as long as they are dark jeans
>good thing to know how to do
yea cdda taught me the true power of tailoring
>never underestimate the power of having a waist
agreed
idk what id do if i didnt have a waist
probably crawl around
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>they added the ability to make vanity variants to items and ppl are going turbosperg on it
When 0.D came out dev logs said something like: "woopsie doopsie the game now weights twice as much as before and we pretty much doubled everything that was there but we do believe that it's a very bad practice for community driven projects that could end up in the spaghetti hell so we are going to tone down on that in our future updates"
Nowadays they are going napoleonian, it's like they WANT to expand 
>would be real epic if they had a mod to curb all that autism, like generic guns
Would be real epic if they got rid of all that shit. There's some reasoning behind adding 11 different machine guns with slightly altered traits, at the very least it adds up to the "realistic" gun nut experience of having to collect 11 different magazine types but identical items that have absolutely no purpose are just cluttering up my screen for shits and giggles. 
By the way, i really like how they implemented the bigger ughhhh, the UI stripe, to the right of your screen. Now i can stretch it to fill up half of my screen, looks better that way. 
>bc they look cool and they are all so unique and different?
Not a valid reason for flipping out my camera 
>physical reality is too unreliable to preserve things to the future
Nigga, i sculpt from ice, you think i give a fuck about preserving shit.  
Few months ago i formatted my entire hard drive without making any backups for my pictures and notes because i just couldn't bother to. 
Shit looked rad while it lasted but now it's gone. 
And to be honest, my helmet collection wasn't even all that impressive
>ashamed to inform that i tried to make popcorn
Popcorn kinda sucks, i feel like it's too dry. 
>ill start to go out without underwear again
I thought you did this all the time, why were you wearing underwear before? 
>im long over due to buying new underwear but lmao i wont
Just buy like 50 identical boxers once and forget about it.  
>masculine fashion sucks ass
I don't think "masculine" and "fashion" can go hand in hand. 
And why do you care, who are you dressing up for? 
>its not even a sexual thing, its just so they can have something decent to wear
What's wrong with male clothing, it seems pretty decent  
>i didnt find any pants to my liking and i was seriously considering getting something off the feminine section
What pants were to your liking? I think they have different hip ratios so i suppose they would be uncomfortable as fuck. 
>also 
>those are obscenely expensive
I thought you were a rich trust fund NEET  
But yeah, non second-hand clothes are outrageously priced, still affordable. 

>the more I hear about what’s happening with CDDA the less I want to go back 
Reasonable 
You can always go back to 0.D or try out C:BN 
C:BN was quite decent and actually surpassed DDA in terms of content last time i've played it. 
>picked up caves of qud for a little bit
Me too, shit gets pretty boring around 30th stratum but i think pushing to the late game is worth it, it's pretty fun. I like the new locations they've added while i was away, like the rainbow forest. It seems to be a little bit too overpowered with the whole "every liquid in the game concentrated in one place" thing. Allows you to speedrun through the early game very quickly, i think that's actually a good thing though, considering how fucking boring it is. 
>never got comfy
It's quite confusing the first 50 or so runs, but you get used to it after a while. In fact, too used. After you learn how to cheese through it gets sloggy as fuck. I think it's a good game, but developers are gay and they remove fun things on purpose and it was like that from the very beginning, C:DDA had at least a few years of passionate care from the maintainers before it got huge and went to shit. 
>nonlinearity is all very well but you really have to handle it properly to justify abandoning the beneficial power that well-embraced linearity provides
I think you're not cut out for those kinds of hyperautistic sandbox do fuck-all games 
There's a quest line in CoQ though, and devs reward you for going through it as quickly as possible. But usually i ignore it and just go as deep as physically possible. 
>aren’t those sorts of affordances supposed to be for inserting protectively padded caps ala motorbike armor?
Don't think so, they are too small to fit in any plates. I think they would be perfect for inserting money and documents but they are just placed in a really unwieldy manner. The elbow pockets that are present on mountain climbing gear actually extend all the way to your forearm with the zipper stopping right on your elbow, sometimes they extend towards your tricep instead of your forearm but those designs are exotic and rare. In both cases you can fold your hand like if you were checking a wristwatch and comfortably unzip them to put in or put out things. 
But the pockets on uranian military uniform are centered directly on your elbows and it's real hard to unzip them with your hand folded, you can only unzip them while your hand is straightened out and it's obviously uncomfortable as fuck to reach for the insides when it's like that. 
Have you been to skiing resorts? They have ski passes there, they are just like metro passes but they let you in on skiing lifts instead of metros. 
Ski-ggers usually place the passes in elbow pockets and just bang on the scanner that can read fine through clothing. But you wouldn't be able to put any plastic cards inside of a uranian uniform elbow pocket, it would snap instantly as soon as you'll decide to bend your elbow. 
>I use notebooks to think 
Based, but i never preserve my thoughts long-term, i just come up with new shit instead. 
>bad sign
Vibrators were kinda funny and fursuits would've been tolerable if they added other things besides them but yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin. You can start digging  
 
>i was replaying it in january and all the autism mahi described was already there
I would like to add my other recent discoveries. 
I started playing as an extremely OP parkourist with no negative traits, 12 strength and 4 dodging. And i managed to raid a library on day one along with significantly improving my fab skill, seems like they toned down on the profession bullshit so crafting is back. I managed to build a rock forge and kiln on day 2 and loaded up the kiln while i was reading books on ancient artillery. After toiling coal i was getting ready to complete my blacksmith setup but turns out, that you can't make fucking anvils anymore, it's just not an option. I have to make a crude anvil, and the only way to make it is by cutting train rails with an angle grinder. So this path is entirely cockblocked by power tool and rail spawns. The only other option is either finding an anvil spawned in the wild somewhere in gun shops or making a bronze anvil, i have no fucking idea where am i supposed to get those RIDICULOUS amounts of bronze required but it seems like they added ores to the game but holy fucking shit that's so AUTISTIC why can't i just weld an anvil like i could before. 
Also, i can't can't craft half the tools now required to use an anvil without using an anvil and those tools, so yeah, devs are fucking insane.  
>btw they now have a cool mod called mind of matter
I'll try it if it werks on BN because right after dying on this run i am uninstalling DDA and forgetting about it for an indefinite amount of time. 
>you should look into zettelkasten
zetta what? 
>you can have any pants you want as long as they are dark jeans
I rarely ever see mf's wearing jeans, don't know what are you talking about
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crafted pants
only took me 6 hours
now i understand cdda's obscenely long crafting times
as usual i was afraid of fucking it up so i made it oversized, but i fixed the fit as i went
the waist is still too wide, but nothing an elastic couldnt fix
and yet it didnt stop the outline of my soft dick to be extremely obvious
i hate being hung like a horse smh
my ass too, probably
idk i havent checked
they are comfy af tho
im gonna go prance them around town tomorrow to flex my sewing skills to the plebs
its gonna be an early night for me tonight bc my need body isnt accustomed to working for several hours straight and it gave me some serious back pain
>dev logs said something like
>Nowadays they are going napoleonian
are you really surprised?
bloatfaggotry is a slippery slope bc its so intoxicating to do
the analogy with napoleon is perfect, ppl love to expand shit
unless they have the correct type of severe autism and lock up their software in a chastity cage from the get-go, like the suckless guys do
there is no such thing as 'well add bloat just this once', you do that once and its over
shits worse than black tar heroin
the simple fact they said 'we wont do it again' instead of 'we will now refactor the codebase to make it smaller and fix that mistake' was already a huge red flag
>Would be real epic if they got rid of all that shit.
i think its p obvious by now that the only ppl who can understand the spaghetti well enough to cut it down have no interest in doing so
>Few months ago i formatted my entire hard drive without making any backups for my pictures and notes because i just couldn't bother to.
then how come you keep reposting the same pics?
>Popcorn kinda sucks, i feel like it's too dry.
it is
its the sudden expansion and ejection of moisture that makes the corn pop
thats why its nice and crunchy
>I thought you did this all the time
nah, just sometimes
>why were you wearing underwear before?
my trust on my pants elastics only goes so far
>Just buy like 50 identical boxers once and forget about it.
thats what i did
now look where i am
back to square one
ill just make my own underwear tbh
>I don't think "masculine" and "fashion" can go hand in hand.
femboy time
>who are you dressing up for?
for comfort
>What's wrong with male clothing, it seems pretty decent
tracksuits arent nearly as common here as they are for you slavs
>What pants were to your liking?
the ones that dont obstruct all your lower joints
and stop right at the ankles so you dont step on them as you walk
its a real bitch that only women are allowed to wear leggings without being called faggots smh
>I thought you were a rich trust fund NEET
nobody stays rich by throwing money in the garbage bin smh
i aint paying the price of 4 large pizzas on shitty pants when i can make my own with less than a small pizza of money and a free afternoon
>C:BN
sorry, i cant live without container autism anymore
i wanna be able to control exactly what items i drop when i drop my backpack
>I think you're not cut out for those kinds of hyperautistic sandbox do fuck-all games
i do have a simple test to know if thats the case, but i first need to know if she ever played terraria before
>elbow pockets
im kinda tempted to add these to my shirts now
but ugh, zippers...
sounds like too much work just to out myself as autistic
>seems like they toned down on the profession bullshit so crafting is back
idk when was the time you got introduced to proficiencies, but since the first time i saw them, they didnt stop you from crafting, they just made it take 10x longer
>you can't make fucking anvils anymore
lmao skill issue
just make a bronze one, thats what i did
>i have no fucking idea where am i supposed to get those RIDICULOUS amounts of bronze required
just go to subway labs
there is a type of shelf there thats made of copper
youll find them p easily, zombies love to break those
then you can collect a little bit of aluminum, which is p easy to come by and you then smelt all of that together into bronze chunks
you can also look for recycling centers in cities, they have gigantic garbage containers sorted by type of material
youll find stuff made of wood, glass, plastic, steel, copper, aluminum, etc etc
some of it is actually useful
but most you can disassemble without any guilt
>why can't i just weld an anvil like i could before
they figured out it was somehow not realistic
>i can't can't craft half the tools now required to use an anvil without using an anvil and those tools
check the anvil level
i think most of those only need lvl 1 or 2
i went down this path once and there was only 1 vital tool that needed anvil lvl 3
thats what sent me back down to the labs with a body bag to haul industrial amounts of copper after i had already turned myself into a catboy
>I rarely ever see mf's wearing jeans, don't know what are you talking about
ig its still winter up there
but yea, its not that common here except for the liminal seasons
come summer ppl will be wearing shorts everywhere
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>only took me 6 hours
>now i understand cdda's obscenely long crafting times
In 0.E CDDA they would take you 6 weeks 
>didnt stop the outline of my soft dick to be extremely obvious
Just stop caring and become the residential exhibitionist, you already wear long-sleeved shirts in summer, it's over.  
>my need body isnt accustomed to working for several hours straight and it gave me some serious back pain
Hunch less 
I only get callouses and wrist pain 
>are you really surprised?
I am not completely flabbergasted but i am severely disappointed and feel ruthlessly betrayed. 
>lock up their software in a chastity cage
You read too much gay shit 
>i think its p obvious by now that the only ppl who can understand the spaghetti well enough to cut it down have no interest in doing so
God, the Erk guy is such an insufferable fucking faggot
>then how come you keep reposting the same pics?
Do i? 
I found some of my old pics again, like the picrel 
It's not like i had unique shit in my pic folder 
>my trust on my pants elastics only goes so far
The elastic on your underpants is somehow different? 
>thats what i did
>now look where i am
Damn, it takes years to go over 50 boxers 
>for comfort
Fashion and comfort are pretty much polar opposites 
>tracksuits arent nearly as common here as they are for you slavs
How the fuck do you people dress then? Do you wear tuxedos? And even if they aren't common they can't be non-existent, just look for them a little bit more meticulously. 
Uranian kozack pants are comfy af btw, maybe tailor something similar next time 
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>the ones that dont obstruct all your lower joints
How do sweatpants obstruct your lower joints? 
>its a real bitch that only women are allowed to wear leggings without being called faggots
Men are allowed to wear leggins if they are athletes, it's a privilege. But leggins actually seem uncomfortable af, why would you wear skin tight clothes they just make you sweat a lot, i think, never really wore any. 
>nobody stays rich by throwing money in the garbage bin
And what are you doing with all the money you've saved up?  
>i do have a simple test to know if thats the case
>but i first need to know if she ever played terraria before
Is that an exam or what, i did play terraria before, what now? 
>im kinda tempted to add these to my shirts now
Don't bother, internal and heart pockets are way more valuable, also, wtf, shirts? you don't add pockets to shirts, they are too thin.  
>since the first time i saw them, they didnt stop you from crafting, they just made it take 10x longer
Well, they made crafting 10x longer but now it's only 3x 
>just make a bronze one, thats what i did
Yeah nigga just fucking melt together alloys, so much for "muh realism" 
Why do i need fucking rails or gay ass colored metals, why can't i melt iron lumps together over a stone 
>just go to subway labs
I am going to just use the debug menu, i can't take this shit anymore
>check the anvil level
It's three, nigga, it's THREE 
And some shit literally can not be crafted 
I need a fucking drill press, a full on fucking drill press. It can't be that hard to make those fucking holes in the anvil they managed to do that a few centuries ago without any fucking drill presses. 
>i went down this path once and there was only 1 vital tool that needed anvil lvl 3
There is in fact, only one tool that is required for making an anvil that could only be crafted on an anvil. The chisel, which isn't all that hard to find, i already got it. But to start actually blacksmithing i need tools that can only be crafted if i got other tools which could only be crafted if i got other tools. It's hell 
>ig its still winter up there
Why would anyone wear jeans in the summer, or winter, or in fact any time of the year. Here only construction niggers wear them because they are hard to stain.
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Today is Hitler's b-day so i been celebrating.
Bought beer and grilled one of those motherfuckers 
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No idea how they are called in english.
They aren't german, i think, but they kinda look like they are, just fine for my modest banquet. 
I haven't drank beer in ages, i forgot how it tastes. And it's not that bad, really, i don't know what's with JB and FC 
Worse than plain water but it's far from vomit inducing. 
The sausage thingie sucked ass though, haven't finished eating it and threw it away. 
Happy fuhrergeburtstag 
>inb4: it was yesterday!!1! 
Yeah sure whatever 

Yesterday i've been turning 1,4-butanediol into 1,4-lactone using stolen laptop chargers and i got a lot to bitch about that but not today
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status report on the new pants: everybody likes it
and thats all the encouragement i needed to start compiling my own wardrobe

>you already wear long-sleeved shirts in summer
yea but unlike that lurker osfie, i dont wear triple layered shirts
my long sleeved shirts are made of fairly thin fabric, very breathable, may as well be naked
>Hunch less
maybe i should tie a stick to my back to its forced to remain straight
>You read too much gay shit
its p common in femdom too, actually
unlike on faggotry its not meant to be a sissification thing, its for orgasm management
so whether or not youre allowed to cum is up to the fem domming you
you only get to nut if youre a good boy
thats where the analogy of software development comes in
a little bit of bloat is only allowed on specific parts of the program that necessitate extra autism
not the whole damn thing, otherwise whats the fucking point of orgasm management if you coom all day everyday?
thats called overstimulation and its more inline with soydevvery and their tendency to shove as much unnecessary code as the computer will be able to run without shutting down
>The elastic on your underpants is somehow different?
is it
the fabric itself is the elastic
so i notice if its about to fall apart
>Fashion and comfort are pretty much polar opposites
what about /comfy/ /fa/shion?
>Do you wear tux-edos?
no, i dont usually announce myself as a linuxfag irl
>Uranian kozack pants are comfy af btw, maybe tailor something similar next time
pattern?
>watch?v=a0fTVnhg7S0
nice moves
mfs sure got strong legs for all that squat dancing
honestly, why arent wars fought on the dancefloor instead of the middle of bumfuck nowhere?
its prolly the mutts fault tbh
they cant dance for shit
slavs would mog the absolute shit out of them
if jimmy shows up to a dance-off and sees ivan pulling that shit off he is immediately flying back home to hang himself with his dance shoe lances
>How do sweatpants obstruct your lower joints?
too baggy
all that fabric piled up on your ankle sure is annoying
also the shitty models have the crotch too low, so if you dont pull the waistband up all the way to your tits, you wont be able to open your legs more than 15 degrees
i actually have a lot of sweatpants
i used to wear them everywhere, but since i learned the superiority of skintight clothes i cant go back to baggy
ik it sound paradoxical, but tight clothes are more freeing
slavery is freedom
>Men are allowed to wear leggins if they are athletes, it's a privilege.
cool, ill just steal their style then
>But leggins actually seem uncomfortable
>seem
>never really wore any
talking out of your arse again, i see
go ahead and buy yourself some tight pants made of stretch fabric, you can thank me later
>they just make you sweat a lot
the opposite is true
idk if youre thinking of skintight jeans or what, yea that actually sounds like torture, but if you get something made of not utter shit fabric, its the best thing in the world fr
>And what are you doing with all the money you've saved up?
cushioning my mattress
>Is that an exam or what, i did play terraria before, what now?
ok now answers these questions:
- how many ornamental buildings do you make for your village?
- how intricate and well decorated are the houses for your npcs?
- do you spend more time mining for the sake of collecting materials for buildings than for crafting equipment?
- do you spend more time choosing the pieces for your outfit than preparing for boss fights?
- have you ever gone strange plant hunting just to get the right dye for your outfit?
- do you decorate your boss arenas?
if you answered yes to all of the above youre retarded bc the 1st and 2nd ones arent yes/no questions
but yea this should give you an idea of how compatible your autism is with sandbox survival games
i think ill actually turn this into a thing for my site
that those gay glow quizzes that denpa and yuki used to spam on λ
>Why do i need fucking rails or gay ass colored metals, why can't i melt iron lumps together over a stone
hmmmmm not realistic enough
>I am going to just use the debug menu, i can't take this shit anymore
<not modding the old anvil recipe back into the game
pathetic cheater smh
btw the anvil object no longer provides the anvil quality
you need to install it as furniture, only then it will work
ofc i just modded the attributes of the bronze anvil to make the item itself have it bc fuck having to install and uninstall it everytime
i just wanna toss it on one of the cargo spaces of my car and forget about it
>It can't be that hard to make those fucking holes in the anvil they managed to do that a few centuries ago without any fucking drill presses.
yea but those anvils were made of bronze
steel is a bit harder
>The chisel
yup
thats the one
>But to start actually blacksmithing i need tools that can only be crafted if i got other tools which could only be crafted if i got other tools. It's hell
it is
i only bothered building my blacksmithing setup after i had already become a schizo catboy with a double engine car
>Today is Hitler's b-day so i been celebrating.
celebrating for what?
mf been dead for decades
and after he lost the world has been more degenerate than ever
cute pic tho
im sure the hardass nazis of old would be proud to know their modern successors are into that shit
>i don't know what's with JB and FC
>Worse than plain water
whats with us is that we have access to plain water and would rather drink that, thanks
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Glad it sucked.
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bought an embroidering disk
gonna practice a bit then its back to fumo engineering
tho coloring those huge eyes sound like it will literally take an entire day
the disc seems to be a bit too tight tho, cant close it properly with fabric in it
well, i can still make it work
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>status report on the new pants: everybody likes it
I hope they're actually good and mf's aren't laughing at your goofy ass 
>unlike that lurker osfie
Who are you gonna compare yourself with next time? Homeless people? I am also real fucking fashionable when compared to those guys. 
>maybe i should tie a stick to my back to its forced to remain straight
I stretch my back with picrel, works great. 
wrists hurt as fuck though 
>its p common in femdom too, actually
>its not meant to be a sissification thing, its for orgasm management
What's next? Pegging isn't gay because you're having sex with a woman? 
>the fabric itself is the elastic
Are you wearing those ass-tight swimming briefs or what? No wonder you hate underwear if that's the case. 
I used to make slingshots out of underwear elastics when i was little, boxers and the likes are physically unable to hold in place without one.  
>so i notice if its about to fall apart
The famous 6th sense
>what about /comfy/ /fa/shion?
What about /luxury/ /gay/ /space/ communism? 
>pattern?
I don't think 18th century women knew jack shit about patterns
Bitches didn't even have measuring tapes, they couldn't even fucking write. 

I couldn't find anything particularly outstanding online after 3 seconds of searching so i am gonna give up. Here some very scary looking lady talks about something that's tangibly related but afaik her summoning circles are for women 
watch?v=1OgAlXr1v6k
Besides, there are lots of sharovar variations and i suppose that they are all a little different, not sure how to differentiate them and which ones i wore 
>mfs sure got strong legs for all that squat dancing
Yeah, it's a hopak, told you about it before. It was designed specifically to brag, later on it became a taunt in tf2 
Here's it's called "soldiers dance" because USSR didn't like the whole multilingual shit and did the good ol' OUR dance thing 
>why arent wars fought on the dancefloor instead of the middle of bumfuck nowhere?
I think it's obvious that motherfuckers that are starving to death ain't rightfully giving up after losing 
I'd also would like to believe that wars are fought on carefully thought out strategic points but i am a first hand witness of that shit being blatantly wrong. 
>slavs would mog the absolute shit out of them
I heard niggers in brazil also have some insane moves 
It's a tribal thing. 
We had like, galician guys. They were kinda like, syberian chuk-chas, but actually nothing alike. 
They had those initiation rites and shit. I heard that if you couldn't do kazotsky kick for 8 hours straight you weren't deemed a real man and was forced into hermitage. No i think the hermitage part is wrong, you just had to try next year 
>too baggy
Then buy less baggy sweatpants 
>shitty models have the crotch too low
The famous "shopping cart between your legs" utilitarian design  
>talking out of your arse again, i see
Well, i wore underpants and they were pretty tight
>go ahead and buy yourself some tight pants made of stretch fabric
I know where all this goes 
i am not getting groomed by your fat ass 
>how many ornamental buildings do you make for your village?
Village? Ornamental? 
>how intricate and well decorated are the houses for your npcs?
I colored the walls in gray so it looks more like a commie block 
>do you spend more time mining for the sake of collecting materials for buildings than for crafting equipment?
Do arenas count as buildings?  
>do you spend more time choosing the pieces for your outfit than preparing for boss fights?
Yeah, i used to reset my alarm clock to winter to get those sweet loot boxes 
>have you ever gone strange plant hunting just to get the right dye for your outfit?
Nah, why would i 
>do you decorate your boss arenas?
I build them in a hexagonal shape if that counts, didn't see anyone else do that 
>this should give you an idea of how compatible your autism is with sandbox survival games
Nigga what the fuck are you even talking about? 
How does decorating your dryad's tree similar to assorting 78 different loot zones 
And who the fuck are survival sandbox games, neither terraira nor CoQ are those. 
C:DDA is a survival game, i think. I still throughly enjoyed it without weaving outfits for my NPC martyrs or painting my den's walls, i think that's a different kind of autism. 
I got the kind of autism that allows me to beat nethack using only telepathy and up my truekin ego to 74 by cloning crusader corpses and tearing through the spacetime continuum. I did enjoy renaming my little nigglets in rimworld and assembling decorative Z-towers in DF but those are exceptions. 
>pathetic cheater smh
STFU nerd 
>you need to install it as furniture, only then it will work
I don't smith while tripping on a car so not a big loss 
>but those anvils were made of bronze
When? Before the christ was born? Anvils were made out of iron since his father knows when and they didn't use any drill presses for them holes. Wait do they really had those holes? I am not sure 
>celebrating for what?
It was just an excuse to do fuck all for the whole day 
>im sure the hardass nazis of old would be proud to know their modern successors are into that shit
I don't think that 2ch dwelling artists really are nazi successors 
>whats with us is that we have access to plain water and would rather drink that
Fucking nothing with you if you have access to plain water and would rather drink that but i am talking about the vomit inducing magical ability of beer that i fail to experience in sub liter amounts. 
>bought an embroidering disk
Are they those round thingies you do ughhhhh that ughhh embroidering art yeah, they are cool.
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GTFO we are full
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>I hope they're actually good
im basically a professional tailor at this point
all my clothes are fucking awesome
i even have the special ability of making zigzag stitches with the machine set to straight and thats totally intentional
>I stretch my back with picrel
oh yea im p sure i have seem some sort of harness like that before
its like a cloth corset with lots of ropes to pull your shoulder and back into the right position
tho i only ever see ppl wear those to do backbreaking labor
>Pegging isn't gay because you're having sex with a woman?
unironically yes
sex with woman is the definition of straight
>Are you wearing those ass-tight swimming briefs or what?
tf do you wear?
also loose underpants?
might as well go commando then
>I don't think 18th century women knew jack shit about patterns
probably true, but not for the reasons you think
given the absolute state of technology back then, bitches had to have savant levels of skill to be able to produce wearable clothes
and with that power level, patterns are a mere suggestion
>very scary looking lady
typical stylist tbh
>her summoning circles are for women
that and i dont wanna walk around looking like a jrpg cosplayer
>I heard niggers in brazil also have some insane moves
damn, imagine brazil as a world superpower
maybe its for the best we settled on the nuke meta
>The famous "shopping cart between your legs" utilitarian design
im p sure its only utilitarian for niggers who wanna hide 10 different loaded firearms with the safety off near their dick
>i am not getting groomed by your fat ass
no i wasnt gonna ask for pics this time i pwomise uwu
>How does decorating your dryad's tree similar to assorting 78 different loot zones
youre doing shit that has nothing to do with the main point of the game, which is fighting bosses
you can only enjoy that sort of game if you can harness your autism to make you do unrelated stuff
yk, like how you can minimax your armor set in cdda
and spend several hours irl customizing your car
and optimizing the item distribution on your base
also
>he made a living treehouse for his dryad
based
i hope you also hung that painting on her wall
>I don't smith while tripping on a car so not a big loss
i was doing a mobile base setup on this run now that you can plug all your electronics into your car at the same time (VERY realistic btw)
>Anvils were made out of iron since
steel is harder than iron
>the vomit inducing magical ability of beer
idk about osfer, but for me its more the magical bad-taste-in-mouth inducing ability
id sooner drink piss than alcohol
its prolly tastier anyway
esp if its from a hot bitch
esp if she has diabetes
btw fun fact, diabetes mellitus has that name from 'mellis', honey in latin
some piss-drinking scientist gave it that name bc the excess sugar goes into the urine, making it sweet
i wish i was joking, but it was actually a common practice to have a little taste of diseased pee when diagnosing someone's illness
you think youre hot shit bc you can tell radioactive isotopes by taste?
mfs back then could differentiate diseases by taste
can you imagine surviving med school just to have an excuse to drink a girls pee
shits wild
>Are they those round thingies you do ughhhhh that ughhh embroidering art yeah, they are cool.
i just learned they are called hoops
btw practice is going ok
good thing im refining the technique first bc i was embroidering like a retard at first
im gonna listen to some vtuber streams while im at it
i downloaded this one date RP stream by vox akuma
no homo or anything, i just think he has a p soothing voice
also some shit went down on this stream that cause drama and yk how much i love drama
and i wanna check it out first hand

>Pegging isn't gay with a girl.
based and redpilled
good to know my jeffposts arent for naught
the unwashed masses are actually learning important truths itt
>Long time lurker
i always knew i had tons of voyeurs ogling my posts in absolute silence
and after /cuckquean/ moved in here im sure there are also female perverts fervently archiving every single jeffpost i write
>first time poster here.
welcome in, we are practically empty
>>5913
>Pegging isn't gay because you're having sex with a woman?
In the off-chance this isn't sarcasm: yes, duh.
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yea ok so turns out that wasnt the correct drama stream
fuck it, im just gonna watch an old nina stream
actually nvm im gonna do something else
embroidering is a massive time sink and my eyes hurt from zooming in so much
making outlines is easy enough, but making a solid color using thread is hard, it needs to be airtight

>>5919
well mahi, looks like youre outnumbered, which means im objectively right and youre dead wrong
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>im basically a professional tailor at this point
Hope that's true and you aren't sliding on a dunning kruger slope 
>i even have the special ability of making zigzag stitches with the machine set to straight and thats totally intentional
You have a machine? My memory is kinda fuzzy i thought you were sewing by hand. How do you zigzag with it on straight? Do you frantically rotate the cloth? Are machines supposed to have a zigzag setting? What makes zigzags preferable to straight stitches? 
>oh yea im p sure i have seem some sort of harness like that before
Yeah it's pretty popular in pornography 
>its like a cloth corset with lots of ropes to pull your shoulder and back into the right position
Sounds like a normal corset but i never seen those irl 
>tho i only ever see ppl wear those to do backbreaking labor
Year 2024 OSHA poster everywhere but mf's still haven't learned how to pick up weights 
>sex with woman is the definition of straight
Sex? Put a toothbrush up your ass, is that masturbation? 
>tf do you wear?
boxers 
>might as well go commando then
I do, from time to time 
>probably true, but not for the reasons you think
>with that power level, patterns are a mere suggestion
The power level of ancient craftsmen was truly insane but their inability to reliably pass down their knowledge in a written manner still stems from them being illiterate peasants. But yeah i was too harsh on them they were still insanely competent at their main job, that's just my noble ancestry showing off. 
>im p sure its only utilitarian for niggers who wanna hide 10 different loaded firearms with the safety off near their dick
Based retards 
>youre doing shit that has nothing to do with the main point of the game
>yk, like how you can minimax your armor set in cdda
>and spend several hours irl customizing your car
>and optimizing the item distribution on your base
There's no point in DDA and all the shit you just listed is core DDA gameplay that is very loosely related to decorating NPC houses. 
>i hope you also hung that painting on her wall
Probably not because i have no idea what the fuck are you talking about, i had a separate house stuffed with paintings and trophies, i called it "museum" 
>steel is harder than iron
Steel is heavier than feathers, duh
But yeah apparently DDA anvils really are made out of steel. But do you really need a drill press i mean c'mon can't you mold anvils and shit 
>idk about osfer, but for me its more the magical bad-taste-in-mouth inducing ability
I kinda like how beer makes food tasteless, it's the only reason i managed to eat so much on hitlers b-day 
>id sooner drink piss than alcohol
Not all alcohol is beer but yeah you shouldn't 
i think you actually shouldn't drink both of those 
>its prolly tastier anyway
Roro said that it isn't and i'll take her word 
>piss-drinking scientist 
>it was actually a common practice to have a little taste of diseased pee when diagnosing someone's illness
unfathomably BASED 
but hard to believe that it was common 
>you think youre hot shit bc you can tell radioactive isotopes by taste?
Yeah nigga i am 
Scat enthusiasts are everywhere on this planet but i haven't heard about anyone else titrating TCM by taste, most ppl fucking die just from sniffing it. 
>can you imagine surviving med school just to have an excuse to drink a girls pee
All ultrasonographs are fat balding men that grope little girls, wouldn't be surprised if half the operations were developed as an excuse to fondle patients and abuse anesthetics. 
Wish i had healthy test subjects to try recycling GABAs out of piss, my own urine smells like bleach most of the time.  
>i downloaded this one date RP stream by vox akuma
My condolences 
>i always knew i had tons of voyeurs ogling my posts in absolute silence
Yeah you always knew because they came here before 
>well mahi, looks like youre outnumbered
No, you nigga are just samefagging stop trying to bamboozle my ass 
Complete randos reading those entire gay ass textwalls just to exclaim their irrelevant one liners about mundane shit we're sperging about? That's not something that happened before 
>which means im objectively right
If those mf's would be real it would mean that you're a normalfaggot and even women agree with you (because they want to hatefuck you in the ass)
holy fucking shit, embroidering by hand takes an ungodly amount of time
and i only did one eye

>Hope that's true and you aren't sliding on a dunning kruger slope
ofc not
a born genius like me would never
>i thought you were sewing by hand
holy shit nigger, in that case id be taking 6 weeks just like in cdda
i cant believe those sperglords STILL havent added sewing machines to the game smh
>How do you zigzag with it on straight? Do you frantically rotate the cloth?
h-hehe yea... something like that
>Are machines supposed to have a zigzag setting?
yes
>What makes zigzags preferable to straight stitches?
they dont break when the fabric stretches
>Put a toothbrush up your ass, is that masturbation?
are you pretending to be retarded and using that 'manus stuprare' definition of masturbation so it only counts if you use your hand?
>boxers
do you box?
>inability to reliably pass down their knowledge in a written manner
thats bc back then ppl actually had real connections with other human beings so writing your knowledge down for complete strangers was unnecessary
it wasnt like today where your only source of practical knowledge is youtube bc you dont know anyone irl who can personally teach you
>Probably not because i have no idea what the fuck are you talking about
come on, there is no way you havent seen that painting
>Roro said that it isn't and i'll take her word
wow so suddenly the mentally ill egirl is supposed to be taken seriously?
it obviously only tasted bad bc of the cocktail of brainrotting chemicals she takes everyday
>but hard to believe that it was common
common enough that it was how they named the disease
>they came here before
>That's not something that happened before
well, which is it?
dont have a denpa moment on me
>it would mean that you're a normalfaggot and
nah sorry pal, using buzzwords wont make you any less wrong
>because they want to hatefuck you in the ass
h-hot
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>holy fucking shit 
>embroidering by hand takes an ungodly amount of time
It's supposed to be relaxing 
>a born genius like me would never
would never disappoint 
>i cant believe those sperglords STILL havent added sewing machines to the game
Give them a break, they are too busy adding phone cases and t-shirts with funny logos 
>h-hehe yea... something like that
Do you rotate the machine? The table? Do you just move the cloth a little to the side so it makes a stitch a little apart and that counts as a zigzag? I have no idea who the fuck are those zigzags, just checked my sleeve it has fucking crosses or something. 
>they dont break when the fabric stretches
Makes a lot of sense 
>are you pretending to be retarded 
You are retarded if you seriously have to ask that  
>using that 'manus stuprare' definition of masturbation 
Ma-anus what? Nigga i don't speak french, i have no idea fuck's that 
>so it only counts if you use your hand?
I think your feet also count 
Modern means of masturbation are insane, mf's literally electrocute their cocks, world's going crazy. Just smoke meth if you're tired of jerking it off while sober, don't put cucumbers up your ass, why would you ever do that. 
>do you box?
No i crate 
>thats bc back then ppl actually had real connections with other human beings so writing your knowledge down for complete strangers was unnecessary
Rich people still did it so sounds like a financial issue. 
>wow so suddenly the mentally ill egirl is supposed to be taken seriously?
She tastes her own pee, it's impossible to take her seriously. 
>obviously only tasted bad bc of the cocktail of brainrotting chemicals she takes everyday
My memory is unreliable but iirc she tasted it before she started piling up blisters. 
>common enough that it was how they named the disease
C'mon, white people be naming entire nationalities because one person confused someone with indians. 
<they came here before
<That's not something that happened before
>well, which is it?
That's what sobriety does to a mf 
Are you trying to point out something illogical or contradicting?
Are you stupid? 
Do you struggle with reading comprehension?   
>dont have a denpa moment on me
Mf that diddles his ass tried calling me denpa
>using buzzwords wont make you any less wrong
They can't make me less wrong because i am 0% wrong  
>h-hot 
No arguing about that one
>It's supposed to be relaxing
i just space out tbh
i blink and 3 hours have passed and the drawing is done
>Do you just move the cloth a little to the side so it makes a stitch a little apart and that counts as a zigzag?
yea that
100% intentional btw
like totally
>I think your feet also count
ah yea, jacking off with my feet
my favorite method
>don't put cucumbers up your ass, why would you ever do that
after a lot of training surely it must feel kinda good
>No i crate
basalto
>Rich people still did it so sounds like a financial issue.
nah rich ppl have always been the loneliest
thats actually where the goth aesthetic came from
also compare the rates of isolation on the 1st world to the 3rd
>white people be naming entire nationalities because one person confused someone with indians
yea sometimes i forget how retarded wiggoids are
>Are you trying to point out something illogical or contradicting?
yea
ur face
>Mf that diddles his ass tried calling me denpa
and i have yet to run out of ways to manually tickle the pleasure center of the brain
you on the other hand can only jack off while high out of this earth and lose all your memories of it afterwards so you cant even provide SAUCE
>They can't make me less wrong because i am 0% wrong
youre wrong about not being wrong
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>i just space out tbh
>i blink and 3 hours have passed and the drawing is done
Happens to me only while i am high so must be a sign of having fun  
>100% intentional btw
>like totally
We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents 
>ah yea, jacking off with my feet
>my favorite method
I was once stoned out of my mind on some methylendioxy shit and i was taking a shower because artificial hot rain feels amazing when you're so high bathroom tiles begin to look like optical illusions. It was kinda hard to stand straight though, so i sat down in the shower, rarely ever do that. And i got a boner while sitting there because i just did ok? I am not a tile fetishist or anything, the lines on my wall tiles just got all squiggly wobbly and one of the figures i saw kinda reminded me of ohio. Anyway, i decided to try jerking off with my feet, i think it was pretty great, felt weird as fuck but i am not sure if the feet are to blame here, eventually i slipped in the bath and cumming was physically impossible anyway so i decided to stop. 
I should try jerking off with my feet again. 
>after a lot of training surely it must feel kinda good
After a lot of training it'll be so good you'll shit your pants from just thinking about it  
>rich ppl have always been the loneliest 
I think at least tsars were rich enough to fill in most of the gaps 
>compare the rates of isolation on the 1st world to the 3rd
1st world niggaz sure are rich but they aren't "I own an entire village consisting out of seven hundred serfs" rich 
>wiggoids
It's wiggers, biggot 
>ur face
Noooo! Don't remind me about my teenage complexes! 
>and i have yet to run out of ways to manually tickle the pleasure center of the brain
They surely are autonomous but hardly manual 
>you on the other hand can only jack off while high out of this earth 
Yeah tbh you shouldn't even try to jerk off while high, you'll never be able to go back. 
>lose all your memories of it afterwards so you cant even provide SAUCE
I rarely even read dialogue bubbles and front page titles, too focused on girls blinking in morse code 
>youre wrong about not being wrong
Your wrong about me being wrong 

Why are you so passive this time? Don't you want to shitfling a little more? 
I'd like to sperg about my GHB synthesis, but i am actually biotesting rn and it's been like 7 minutes since i dosed, my head feels a little heavy lets see how this goes.
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>- how many ornamental buildings do you make for your village?
my what
>- how intricate and well decorated are the houses for your npcs?
gigacube
>- do you spend more time mining for the sake of collecting materials for buildings than for crafting equipment?
nigger
>- do you spend more time choosing the pieces for your outfit than preparing for boss fights?
nigger please
>- have you ever gone strange plant hunting just to get the right dye for your outfit?
i've died to strange plants, fucking hardmode jungle
>- do you decorate your boss arenas?
with campfires, torches, and bits of boss

>hard to believe that it was common
just a little dip and lick from the pinky
>Happens to me only while i am high so must be a sign of having fun
damn really sucks that you cant have fun while sober anymore
such is the junkie pipeline
btw that has nothing to do with fun, just focus
back when i made sweets, itd take me an hour to cut and package all of them and i spaced out all the same
i think its bc its something that requires no brainpower to do, so you can just stay half conscious, but still needs some physical finesse so you dont fall asleep either
>I am not a tile fetishist or anything
oh god
now i understand the 'everything is someones fetish' meme
i thought it was an exaggeration for funnies, but turns out stonerfags will unironically perceive the floor they stand on as sexual entities
yea i bet you really enjoy stepping on those tiles and making their lines squirm under your heel
pervert
>reminded me of ohio
ohio rizzler?
lvl 3 gyat?
skibidi toilet?
what the fuck are you talking about?
i do not understand
and whats so sexy about it?
isnt that the most niggerish state in the usa?
>i decided to try jerking off with my feet
this is your brain on self-synthesized self-medication
drugs; not even once
how tf do you even manage that?
i dont have the flexibility for it
best i can do is rub my heel on my balls and thats it
unless your crystals are powerful enough that they make crushing your own balls feels amazing
>eventually i slipped in the bath
werent you already sitting down tho?
>Why are you so passive this time?
maybe its your baits that are getting lousy
>Don't you want to shitfling a little more?
i have a thesis to write and i have already procrastinated far too much
i already finished 2 tv shows this week and im also playing 2 different games, but i still cant find it in me to actually go back to researching
well, i do sometimes, but its nothing compared to the time i waste
although i still have over one month left and its practically already finished
only 2 chapters left and they are actually kinda optional tbh

>my what
>nigger please
>i've died to strange plants, fucking hardmode jungle
>with campfires, torches, and bits of boss
its over
you should stick to games with quest markers
>gigacube
based if you meant 3d pixel art
cringe if you meant just a rectangle made of stone
>just a little dip and lick from the pinky
i doubt you can get a good taste like that

btw i think ill try making a jeffthread on every place osfie has a tea thread
lets see how receptive other ibs are
i dont mind if they start shitting my thread as long as they actually post something
unlike some other ibs
*looks in the direction of the crowd awkwardly standing there in silence*
yea filthy lurker, im talking about (You)
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>am actually biotesting rn
<i intentionally took a homeopathic dose and now i am pissed about not feeling anything  

>fucking hardmode jungle
Skill issue 

>damn really sucks that you cant have fun while sober anymore
Doesn't really matter to me. Melancholic mood swings i get from withdrawals are negligible. And i can still play vidya and watch cartoons, feels kinda fun from time to time. 
Haven't played or watched anything in like 5 days, still haven't debugged that anvil. I downloaded that nethack4 thingie a week ago, played as a tourist and completed the sokoban then saved and quit. 
This nethack flavor is pretty good, i like the interface and i am ok with playing in ascii because i already memorized every single character. Slash'em is still better, though. It adds those 9 additional slime types and 82 unique fungal infections that i just can't play without. 
You should try nethack if you haven't, quite an experience. It gets good after your first 70 deaths. But don't start with slash'em, it's a little overwhelming 
>btw that has nothing to do with fun, just focus
I don't really space out while high, i think. I am still paying 100% attention to whatever i am doing, just not to the clock.
>now i understand the 'everything is someones fetish' meme
>turns out stonerfags will unironically perceive the floor they stand on as sexual entities
I was joking when talking about sexy patterns on my dirty marble tiles, they certainly were captivating but i got hard mostly due to my inner fantasies that were COMPLETELY UNRELATED to the complex geometry stemming out of those glossy, smooth and profuse tiles that were enveloping my entire bathroom. 
I have no idea what was going on with the /v/ tilefag but i wouldn't be surprised if he was jerking it on the 5th plateau of carpet mold. 
>yea i bet you really enjoy stepping on those tiles and making their lines squirm under your heel
>pervert
You make it sound like i am some sort of a merciless sadistic psycho. I bet the tiles enjoy my warm calloused feet even more than i enjoy their cold and invigorating texture. 
>and whats so sexy about it?
>isnt that the most niggerish state in the usa?
That's precisely what makes it so hot 
>this is your brain on self-synthesized self-medication
I don't like methylendioxy shit for lots of reasons, this whack-ass geometry is one of them, but it's mostly the fact that they are really hard to synthesize. 
>i dont have the flexibility for it
Can you at least sit in the lotus pose? Not a lot of people my age can 
>best i can do is rub my heel on my balls and thats it
Either a dick or a skill issue. But yeah, i can't go much below the tip myself 
>unless your crystals are powerful enough that they make crushing your own balls feels amazing
There are lots of gore vids where drug addicts cutoff their dicks but i have no idea what kind of shit are they smoking and what exactly the fuck goes through their heads. Crushing your balls while on meth sucks, don't even try 
>werent you already sitting down tho?
I got from sitting to lying 
>maybe its your baits that are getting lousy
I am sorry but what the fuck "lousy" means in that context 
>i have a thesis to write and i have already procrastinated far too much
Stop with your constant and never ending excuses 

>you should stick to games with quest markers
Decorating shit has nothing to do with autistically exploring games like dda and coq. 
A better set of questions would be: 
Were you sorting your chest? 
Were you favoriting items in your inventory? 
Have you built a railway that goes from one ocean to the other? 
How many portals per a square kilometer of your world? 
Were you fishing? 
Have you made the ankh shield? 
Farmed platinum for the coin gun? 
>based if you meant 3d pixel art
I like those impossible cube and trinagle thingies but why would anyone bother with drawing that shit 
>ill try making a jeffthread on every place osfie has a tea thread
So shitflinging with me is a no-no because you're are "procrastinating too much" but jeffing all over the webring is fine? 
You physically won't be able to post on all the boards he posts on though, fag posts everywhere, even like yakuichan and shit, some clearnet only boards too. 
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>You should try nethack if you haven't
i did
not fun
cant make my own clothes
can build a base
cant put a rock in a sock
>It gets good after your first 70 deaths
cdda got good after only like 4
>That's precisely what makes it so hot
based chocolate appreciator
>Can you at least sit in the lotus pose?
i can cross my legs
but actually putting both my feet over my thighs? i can barely manage one
>i can't go much below the tip myself
im p sure sucking yourself off is both easier and more pleasurable
>There are lots of gore vids where drug addicts cutoff their dicks
this is why i gotta stay away from drugs
im sure im just one bad trip away from carving my own heart out
>I got from sitting to lying
yea but how tf do you slip while sitting
>I am sorry but what the fuck "lousy" means in that context
it means your baits suck
>Stop with your constant and never ending excuses
stop pretending you dont know how this works
>Were you sorting your chest?
yes
>Were you favoriting items in your inventory?
yes, half my inv space was fav items
how are you even supposed to play without that?
i dont wanna go look for my stack of torches everytime i quick stack
>Have you built a railway that goes from one ocean to the other?
no, i prefer an asphalt road on the sky
it also works as a more effective boss arena bc at least i can dodge
thats how i beat the twins btw, just run from one side of the world to the other
>How many portals per a square kilometer of your world?
you mean the portals you need to manually wire?
i used to put one on every biome, but pylons made that obsolete
now i can just build houses for npcs
each with its own theme ofc
>Were you fishing?
yes
too fucking much, in fact
all for the sake of the fucking cellphone, but that fucking brat kept cockteasing me with his rewards
>Have you made the ankh shield?
yes
cellphone too
>Farmed platinum for the coin gun?
sure why not
p easy once you get the pirate accessories
>So shitflinging with me is a no-no because you're are "procrastinating too much" but jeffing all over the webring is fine?
yes
at least on the webring i might actually get attention from more than 1 person per thread
>some clearnet only boards too
those are deader than dead anyway, so who cares
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btw funny that you post that pic bc i was browsing a furry thread where ppl were talking about the same thing
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made a new pair of pants
this time i didnt fuck up any parts
i even reinforced the stitches
didnt even need an elastic, i just adjusted the hip width and the fabric's elasticity is enough to keep it secure
ill just put an internal string to be extra safe
and this time around i kept a time log of what i was doing to know why the fuck does making simple pants take so fucking long
turns out i waste too much time fumbling with the machine
ig cdda was right to add massive time multipliers for lack of proficiency
shit really does turn into a time sink
also turns out its the finishing touches that take the longest time
just putting the pieces in the shape of pants only takes 1.5h
but making the hems took me 2.5h bc i gotta make sure it fit me perfectly so i gotta measure it to my ankle and fold all parts so they are evenly sized or it looks goofy
also had to cut excess at the hip to improve the fitting to me bc i always cut too much cloth
its a whole delicate process and requires a lot of finesse and patience
at least it only took 5h this time
improvement
cutting the fabric always takes a whole hour
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what the fuck is going on with the neighbors?
why are they sexualizing neko arc of all things
this is why im afraid of going on the overboard these days
i thought this sort of braindamage only affected the most depraved of coomers but ig even girls arent immune to porn escalation making you jack off to mspaint doodles
real sad tbh
not that i can kinkshame, i was jacking off to feet first thing in the morning today
although im like 60% sure theyre just memeing
btw is that the counterpart of the ugly bastard in genderbent netorase?
now that i think of it, its kinda crazy that there are animations of that autistic cat
i thought she would be an extreme niche id only find while clicking the wrong monosodium glutamate tags
i actually thought that was just a joke character from some vn or another
seriously, just fucking why?
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