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zzzchan technical difficulties Anonymous 08/09/2020, 18:15:17 No.2394

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sturgeon here, somethings gone wrong with the proxy server. It's intermittent now and I'll be keeping an eye on it while I try and find the cause of the issue. I've also made a minds account :
https://www.minds.com/sturgeonfish/

I'll be posting on minds once they get around to sending my confirmation email.

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Anonymous 08/09/2020, 19:08:18 No.2395

>>2394 (OP) 
It looks like it's the proxy server's host fucking up how ipv6 is handled. This might not even be my fault. I'm going to be switching away from the current host.

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Anonymous 08/09/2020, 21:10:39 No.2396

>>2395
Site is up, turns out it wasn't my fault this time.

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 02:17:27 No.2547

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>>2394 (OP) 
>sturgeon here
STURGEON, WHERE ARE YOU?

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 02:26:23 No.2550

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ZZZCHAN IS KILL

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 02:37:42 No.2551

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I hope we don't lose anything.

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 03:34:02 No.2552

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>>2547
>>2550
Hey what do you know? Just after 2 months! This is it boys, zzzchan is dead, like zchan and fatchan before. You're free to come to 8chan.moe now.

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 03:37:14 No.2553

>>2552
But what if I was already there?

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 03:46:04 No.2554

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>>2552
I'll fall on my sword before I do that.

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 03:48:16 No.2555

Geez, it's like mark's gypsy nomads are being followed by someone who wants to have them for eternity :^)

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 04:11:51 No.2556

>>2552
>>2553
Dilate, Mark.

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 04:27:18 No.2557

>>2556
Suck my jewcy bunghole.

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 04:49:40 No.2559

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Don't worry guys everything will be great

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 04:52:14 No.2560

>>2559
Oh, forgot the link. https://freespeechextremist.com/Sturgeonfish

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 05:00:23 No.2561

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>>2559
NO,  THIS IS HORRIBLE!  Now blacked.moe won't be able to absorb an additional 2PPH!

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 05:04:48 No.2562

>>2561
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a dig at 8kike or snoozechan

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Anonymous 13/10/2020, 05:12:43 No.2563

>>2562
Why not both?

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 05:31:40 No.2564

ZZZchan is back.  Let us go, my fellow ziggers.  :^)

Anonymous 13/10/2020, 16:50:31 No.2566

>>2561
2 pph is actually a lot. Imagine two entire people visiting your board and posting on it, in under 60 minutes. Unbelievable.

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Anonymous 15/10/2020, 22:17:30 No.2567

>>2566
>2 pph is actually a lot. Imagine two entire people visiting your board and posting on it, in under 60 minutes. 
> Unbelievable.
maybe if you're /geimu/ :^)

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Anonymous 16/10/2020, 04:40:40 No.2568

>>2566
>>2567
>Slow single topic board
>2 posts every hour, 48 a day
>1 from a new poster and another from an old one
>Average 20 IDs a day, all unique posts adding something
>Peak 3PPH activity on weekends, occasional posters visiting
>320-350 fresh posts a week 
I'd buy that for a dollar

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Anonymous 19/10/2020, 17:17:02 No.2573

>>2566
>imagine two entire people
as opposed to partial people?

Anonymous 20/10/2020, 08:58:08 No.2574

>>2568
This

Anonymous 02/11/2020, 15:36:43 No.2593

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is it down or is it just me?

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Anonymous 02/11/2020, 15:53:04 No.2594

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>>2593
I'm getting 502 Bad Gateway as well. Shame, that.

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Anonymous 02/11/2020, 15:56:08 No.2595

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>server starts timing out
>a while later becomes unreachable
I was about to start panicking but sturgeon is still alive atleast.

Anonymous 02/11/2020, 15:59:07 No.2596

>>2593
>>2594
It's back up for me

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Anonymous 02/11/2020, 16:47:31 No.2597

>>2596
I'm still getting Error 523

Anonymous 02/11/2020, 16:53:00 No.2598

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Seems to be up now

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:25:09 No.2625

THE CAKENIGGERS HAVE DECLARED WAR AND TAKEN DOWN ZZZCHAN
GATHER ROUND AND PREPARE YOURSELVES

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:30:16 No.2626

What happened?

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:31:56 No.2627

>>2626
Arm yourself zigger

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:32:17 No.2628

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>>2625
>getting so assblasted over being baited onto the wrong server after scraping multiple game night threads they nuked the site

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:34:22 No.2629

>>2628
Don't worry, this is why we recently recruited /japan/. With their military might we can retaliate 10 fold.
/japan/ REPORT IN

Replies: >>2633 >>2638

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:35:31 No.2630

spaghetti nigger=spaghetti code

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:37:35 No.2631

lynxtranny code=spaghetti code

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:38:18 No.2632

>>2631
anon.cafe jschan edition when

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:41:57 No.2633

>>2629
>implying japan isn't behind this one
They've already nuked one /v/

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:42:52 No.2634

>>2633
Are you trying to tell me this is in inside job?

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:47:24 No.2635

>>2634
Rampant drama, a mysterious poster, ending with a /v/ getting taken down, mods being accused of the big gay
too many ((( coincidences :^)  )))

I don't actually think its /Japan/ and sturgeon will probably report the problem soon. My honest bet is a outage, because even if the shell is down he can just use a new proxy server.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:48:10 No.2636

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A friendly reminder

Take it easy.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:50:04 No.2637

>>2635
I think you're a BBC connoisseur trying to sow dissent in the zigger ranks. /japan/ are our greatest allies.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:52:24 No.2638

>>2629
Hello /japan/ here we don't know what's going on.
A preemtive retaliatory strike against both /cow/ and blacked.moe is already on the works.

Replies: >>2639 >>2640 >>2641 >>2661 >>2666 >>2693

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:58:34 No.2639

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>>2638
This will be fun to watch from my safe zone.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 01:59:17 No.2640

>>2638
Godspeed

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:02:53 No.2641

>>2638
Mark's in the 8moe discord thread going wild and he's also sperging like crazy in the official /v/ discord. I don't look at it often so I can't yet tell if he's taking any responsibility, but he does have his Russian friend in the chat with him atm. Will update later.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:06:00 No.2643

do I go to sleep or stay awake for happenings?

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:07:07 No.2644

>>2643
Dunno. I was going to play more Tsukihime but this drama just happens all of a sudden after I finished doing some stuff.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:08:07 No.2645

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>>2641
>/v/ discord

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:08:13 No.2646

>>2644
Which route are you on?

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:09:38 No.2647

>>2646
I just finished the Ciel route. I'm going to do the Akiha route next.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:09:53 No.2648

>>2645
>normie shit

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:10:43 No.2649

>>2648
>>2641
>Implying discuck isn't normie shit
The least you could do is post pics or something.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:11:36 No.2650

>>2649
That was not what I was implying.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:11:49 No.2651

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>>2647
Is Ciel the only route you've done so far? And are you going in blind or using a 'route table'? I wouldn't blame you if it's the latter. I eventually got sick of picking dead ends. Anyways, I think you'll enjoy it. It's a very good classic visual novel. Ciel best girl, Akiha close second. 

>>2649
He's calling you out for saying normie (which is ironically in and of itself a normie term) instead of normalfag or normalnigger. Sorry for spoonfeeding him, guys.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:16:00 No.2652

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>>2648
You're right, I just grabbed some random picture.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:16:01 No.2653

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>melon's leaves start drying up
>zzz goes down

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:17:53 No.2654

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>>2651
>Is Ciel the only route you've done so far?
Nah I did the Arcueid route way earlier. Ciel is best girl so far.
>And are you going in blind or using a 'route table'?
I was picking choices blindly at first, then when I got stuck somewhere in the Arcueid route, I decided to consult the route map included with the archive (I was being heavily retarded, I don't know why), Then I went blind during the Ciel route.
>Anyways, I think you'll enjoy it.
Yes I am enjoying Tsukihime. It's really good.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:28:45 No.2655

>>2651
>>2650
Nah, I want actual screencaps of the sperging of mork. It'd be funny, but I'm not willing to actually go into a shitscord server to check. Which is what I was making fun of you for.

From my reliable sources, Sturgeon actually just confirmed that the hosts for a proxy server say it was an outage. He's moving it around as we speak, expect gorious zch dynasty to be back up shortly.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:33:32 No.2656

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Thank you for participating in our military practice drills. You may go back to your regular shit-posting.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:36:26 No.2657

>>2641
I thought rumors of dicksword were greatly exaggerated? Got caps?

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:39:30 No.2658

>>2394 (OP) 
>sturgeon here
STURGEON, WHERE ARE YOU?

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:40:20 No.2659

board back up
BOARD BACK UP

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 02:41:11 No.2660

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Wonderful.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:03:13 No.2661

>>2638
hello also /japan/ here we're having a perpetual civil war so please be patient

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:08:16 No.2662

DOWN AGAIN

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:14:16 No.2663

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>>2394 (OP) 
>sturgeon here
STURGEON, WHERE ARE YOU?

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:14:34 No.2664

Sturgeon here again, forgot that I never linked the new external comms here.
https://freespeechextremist.com/Sturgeonfish

We will be fine, the proxy hosts are having outages and this is out of my hands. We will be fine once they sort their shit out

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:15:33 No.2665

>>2664
You did link your fedverse profile earlier in the thread.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:20:16 No.2666

>>2665
Been awhile since I checked here. 
>>2638
oh ffs we are not under attack, calm down. This is a technical issue with my providers and nothing else. We are not the only site being affected by this.

Replies: >>2667 >>2669 >>2675

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:22:09 No.2667

>>2666
>Raining on Tengu's parade
>Satanic trips

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:28:22 No.2668

Site's back again.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:29:44 No.2669

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>>2666
>we are not under attack
But that's just boring.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:32:46 No.2670

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A reminder that sleepychan might go on and off constantly until some time has passed. 
Take it easy

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:41:50 No.2671

>down again

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:47:19 No.2672

>>2668
Gone again.

Replies: >>2673

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:48:40 No.2673

>>2668
>>2671
>>2672
It may be up and down for a while, from what I've been able to find out there was a somewhat major fuckup.

Replies: >>2674

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:50:18 No.2674

>>2673
I also managed to ssh into all proxies while they've been up, there's no abnormality with the servers themselves. I took backups just in case.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:50:40 No.2675

>>2666
>not just letting tenguniggers tear /cow/ and acidchan.mark a new asshole
Let them all kill each other off.

Replies: >>2676

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 04:51:57 No.2676

>>2675
I don't like board wars and if they're going to do that anyway I don't want it to be over a non-existent attack.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:01:41 No.2677

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>>2654
>Ciel is best girl so far.
This is probably the most unpopular opinion among those who have read Tsukihime. Not that there's anything wrong with her, but I she was so often at the bottom of people's lists and polls that a joke about it was made in Carnival Phantasm.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:04:24 No.2678

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Guess we need to wait

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:14:34 No.2679

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>>2677
remove curry REMOVE CURRY FROM PREMISES

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:16:20 No.2680

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Melty thread soon?

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:16:58 No.2681

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>>2679
REMOVE ARCUEID

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:20:19 No.2682

>>2677
I can't explain why she's the best because I've mostly forgotten her route, but when I finished playing it, I remember thinking she's the best because She is the only girl who truly cares about you and could spend the rest of her life with you as a lover, her route doesn't leave you or her dead/deformed, she's an agent of the church, and there's some satisfaction in bringing joy and pleasure to the life of a girl whose only known pain, not counting Kohaku

In short, she's pure and definitely wife material.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:20:48 No.2683

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>>2681
NEKO ARCU WORLD DOMINATION DA NYAAA~~~

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:28:47 No.2684

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>>2682
Enjoy your wife.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:31:10 No.2685

>>2684
This is the peak /japan/ quality post.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:35:34 No.2686

>>2680
How does one host melty without using their ip address?

Replies: >>2689

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:46:09 No.2687

So while sleepy is down, can I have a greentext about why the cake kike is having a meltdown?

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:52:14 No.2688

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>>2687
>zzz/v/ fridey gamenight
>8chan.moe /v/ scrapes the gamenight thread like usual
>apparently the scraped gamenight OP has a fake IP for a game server, first pic related
>8moe niggers sperg out about it, second pic related
>suddenly zzzchan goes down (the admin says that the proxy hosts he uses are having major issues)
At least that's what I can comprehend. I didn't pay attention to /v/ fridey night until the site went down.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:52:21 No.2689

>>2686
use a relay service in the MBAACC pack

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:54:22 No.2691

>>2687
He’s in his discord channel on the official /v/ discord, ask him there

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 05:56:45 No.2692

>>2688
<cake kike
FUcCK, I didn't read correctly.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:03:07 No.2693

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>>2638
You're all niggers. It will be fun laughing at you agents of chaos from a safe distance.

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:16:14 No.2694

8moe user here who's been on the /v/ discord that mark uses, I can confirm this outage IS NOT random at all and is in fact a deliberate attack on zzzchan. More on this later.

Replies: >>2696 >>2697 >>2702

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:23:24 No.2695

>>2653
NIG, GER NO!

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:29:02 No.2696

>>2694
And I'm here looking at the dashboards for my own proxy servers reading the notices that my hosts are having outages. Stop trying to stir shit.

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:35:31 No.2697

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>>2694
>Sturgeon says it's simply an outage
<hey guys, trustworthy anonymous poster here, you see, the thing about this outage is that... it's an attack. Proofs? Dude, trust me. I use discord after all. I know more than the hosts.

Replies: >>2700 >>2702

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:36:15 No.2698

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>>2696
stop taking the fucking bait
it was us, the /japan/ cabal the whole time, we were doing a complicated sigil magick 5D group ritual in an effort to make more sokuniggers join the designated thread and for someone to finally make a melty thread but it backfired resulting in one burn victim, one succubus frantically running away from the scene (hope she doesn't rape me later) and a dead fucking board

personally I blame the jews

Replies: >>2699 >>2702

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:37:49 No.2699

>>2698
most plausible explanation so far

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>>2697
>hero of the people who prefers to stay anonymous to protect his identity tells uncomfortable insider truths
<hey guys totally sturgeon here it's totally an outage even though I'm not even identifying myself. I know more than eyewitnesses.

Replies: >>2701 >>2702

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 06:44:49 No.2701

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>>2700
>The official zzzchan account of freespeechextremist isn't proof that it's really sturgeon

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>>2694
>>2696
>>2697
>>2698
>>2700
>>2701
Stop fighting, 
Embrace the Peko

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>>2679

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 07:10:14 No.2704

>>2702
burn all vtubers

Anonymous 05/12/2020, 07:19:47 No.2705

it's back

Please Respond 05/12/2020, 07:41:47 No.2706

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Please Respond
https://zzzchan.xyz/meta/thread/1160.html
Please Respond

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 08:09:44 No.2707

>>2706
plz rezpong :---DDD XDDDD

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Anonymous 05/12/2020, 08:15:24 No.2708

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>>2707

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 10:36:46 No.3007

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>Host is experiencing another outage

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Anonymous 14/12/2020, 11:16:06 No.3008

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>>3007
Any Idea as to why?
Is it Mork's wrath for zzzchan's recent growth in PPH?

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Anonymous 14/12/2020, 11:41:19 No.3009

CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 11:58:52 No.3010

>>3008
I told you guys that this shit would happen. The fat kike always plays dumb until he's close enough to give you a kosher surprise. Expect a note of resignation from the site owner in a couple hours.

Replies: >>3014

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 12:12:22 No.3011

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not a zzzchan-specific problem. huge outages across google, cloudflare and other internet services.

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Anonymous 14/12/2020, 12:33:19 No.3012

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>>3011
>Bugmen DDoS
So zzzchan's host is anti-sinitic?

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 12:33:20 No.3013

>>3011
Holy shit is the internet pearl harbor finally happening?

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 12:33:24 No.3014

>>3010
What does the fat kike mark have to do with zzzchan?

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 13:12:24 No.3015

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>blacked.gov joins the webring
>totally organic influx of complaints about rules that were set several months ago on /v/ and haven't changed
>suddenly site goes down
yep, nothing to see here guys, it's just another coinkydink that happened just during a very convenient shitstorm haha. I'm sure no one wearing a tiny hat is celebrating and rubbing hands right now.

Replies: >>3020

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 13:22:11 No.3017

If sturgeon up time mirror pasta/seagull up time then we have around 10hr wait before anything happen.

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 13:52:36 No.3018

IT'S BACK

Replies: >>3019

Anonymous 14/12/2020, 14:41:45 No.3019

>>3018
seems to be back also it seems /v/ has a new meta thread so prepare for gayops

Anonymous 16/12/2020, 06:20:04 No.3020

>>3015
I forgot Jewish people exist and they celebrate cultish rituals.

Anonymous 19/12/2020, 21:41:31 No.3025

Why in gods name did anyone think adding fbichan.mark was a good idea? Everyone, EVERYONE knew this kind of shit would be the result but they went and did it anyway. Why are imageboard admins always such self-sabotaging retards?

Replies: >>3026

Anonymous 19/12/2020, 21:58:39 No.3026

>>3025
>was a good idea?
Nobody actually sane who knows about them thought so. The fact the anoncafe admins haven't permanently blacklisted them calls their motivations into question imo. They certainly were around to see all the bullshit antics of that cakefat fuck, both during and after his tenure at 8kun.

Replies: >>3029 >>3030

Anonymous 21/12/2020, 17:55:50 No.3029

>>3026
>their motivations into question imo. 
On the board:
>zzz/japan/: Latest Sokunigger Tournament starts December 26th, 21:00 UTC.
>cafe/icup/: The GCUP is coming! Tentative Start Date - February 13th, 2021.
I think their motivations are pretty blatant at this point.
What's another controlled opposition going to anyways, FBI watchlist us?

Replies: >>3030

Anonymous 21/12/2020, 18:07:19 No.3030

>>3026
>>3029
Perhaps not eberryone cares about mark. Using this site almost daily for the past year I certainly never noticed him.

Replies: >>3031

Anonymous 21/12/2020, 21:55:35 No.3031

>>3030
> Using this site almost daily for the past year I certainly never noticed him.
If your first assertion is true, then the second one, by definition, is not. Do you think he was  all hurr-durr i'm de cakefat nigger where all ur white wimminz at? Insidious snakes do their evils deeds under the cover of dark friend. But he is actually pretty easy to pick out b/c he has little in his repertoire, and used the same basic bullshit pandering he used all the way back to 8ch/v.

Replies: >>3032

Anonymous 22/12/2020, 13:42:56 No.3032

>>3031
>If your first assertion is true, then the second one, by definition, is not.
Yeah, it is.

Anonymous 05/01/2021, 09:11:45 No.3042

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 CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM?

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Anonymous 05/01/2021, 09:38:21 No.3043

>>3042
fug :DD

Replies: >>3044

Anonymous 05/01/2021, 11:52:43 No.3044

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>>3042
>>3043
Nevermind, it's back.
It's sure nice to panic for no reason.
Also nice eye 'ere.

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 07:26:34 No.3066

is it down?

Replies: >>3067

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 07:28:13 No.3067

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>>3066
It's down for me too

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Anonymous 14/01/2021, 07:52:17 No.3069

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>>3067

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 08:53:02 No.3071

News just came in, the admin was vanned and server confiscated

Replies: >>3072 >>3073 >>3297

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:02:31 No.3072

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>>3071

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:03:38 No.3073

>>3071
Where the hell would you be getting these "news" from anon?
It's not like Sturgeon or zzzchan are especially notable outside the webring.

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:27:09 No.3074

>>2394 (OP) 
it's down currently but then while bored and trying to find somewhere else I realized that anon.cafe doesn't list zzz boards anymore on it nor is that webring showing anywhere? 

is everything being shoah'd?

>had to allow cookies as block bypass with id not working

Modern Internet is such garbage.

Replies: >>3075 >>3078

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:29:31 No.3075

>>3074
If a webring site is offline, it isn't listed on the webring for any sites. If it does come back up, it will be listed on the webring again unless the site has an outdated webring plugin like PLW for example.

Replies: >>3099

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:35:14 No.3077

Seagull here, sturgeon is sleeping and has no idea what the site is down right now. Probably yet another host outage, I doubt it's something serious.

Replies: >>3079

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:37:17 No.3078

>>3074
When anon.cafe loads other webring member's board data, it rebuilds it's whole board list from scratch. Therefore if it can't reach someone's boards, they won't show up. This is true for most/all websites in the webring.

>had to allow cookies as block bypass with id not working
Welcome to lynxchan. It's also hilarious how you need a captcha to post, but then it refuses and tells you to complete the same captcha except for bypass reasons, and then gives you a second captcha when you try to post again.

Replies: >>3080 >>3099

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:39:38 No.3079

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>>3077
>Sleepychan admin is sleeping
How adorable....
BUT IT'S FUCKING NOT THE SITE IS FUCKING DOWN NIGGER WAKE HIM UP

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:40:08 No.3080

>>3078
>Welcome to lynxchan
anon.cafe should just move to JSchan at this point just to ditch the tranny spaghetti code. I remember the admin was considering it in >>>/meta/ but there are no tools to migrate from LynxChan to JSchan yet.

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 09:41:39 No.3081

>I remember the admin was considering it in >>>/meta/
Here is the related post.
>>>/meta/13843

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 10:10:38 No.3086

hello?

Replies: >>3089

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 11:43:46 No.3088

 CONDUCTOR

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 11:49:40 No.3089

>>3086
WE

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 12:23:07 No.3090

HAVE

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 12:50:44 No.3091

/A/

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 13:26:26 No.3093

DEAD BOARD

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 13:36:05 No.3094

ziggers

Replies: >>3097

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 14:31:47 No.3097

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>>3094
Not just any ziggers, and not even a double ziggers. But goddamn a TRIPLE ZIGGERS.

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 14:36:47 No.3098

AHAHAHA WE LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS ZZZCHAN WILL LIVE TO THE END OF TIMES

Anonymous 14/01/2021, 22:47:45 No.3099

>>3075
>>3078
It's back flashing colors again and zzz is working again. 

Emergency ogre. 

About cookies, off and on it worked. Maybe with tor on my potato is too slow to solve it before it renews with the 'ID' 75 percent of the time to paste into the captcha field.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 14:29:39 No.3124

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Looks like its that time of the month again, I assume it has something to do with the cockbox issues? The Fish is sleeping when shit hits the fan as usual.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 15:10:20 No.3125

I hate this.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 15:22:43 No.3126

zzz has been down for a little bit and this is the only bunker I know. Even the onion is down it seems.

Replies: >>3152

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 17:10:38 No.3128

Sturg here, update: https://freespeechextremist.com/Sturgeonfish  
Tl:dr this ones not even really the host's fault and I really should have set up a second cheap proxy to prevent this from happening in the first place. I cant say when the proxy will be back but I'm working to make sure this cant happen again. The app server is fine and is patiently waiting for the proxy to come back

Replies: >>3129 >>3131

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 17:20:43 No.3129

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>>3128
>I really should have set up a second cheap proxy to prevent this from happening in the first place
Wasnt that the plan from the start?

Replies: >>3130

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 17:22:56 No.3130

>>3129
Yes and I put it off to the point of forgetting about it. This one's on me.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 17:37:59 No.3131

>>3128
>Tl:dr
Uh-huh, can I get that l;r in a format that doesn't require javascript?

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 20:38:50 No.3133

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>it's not up yet

Replies: >>3135

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 20:51:42 No.3134

anime stream is about to start if anyone is interested: https://cytu.be/r/cozzzycouch
Dirty Pair Project Eden and Naruto the movie 3.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 21:07:07 No.3135

>>3133
I'm sorry man it's all my fault. We'll be back and it's never gonna happen again, I promise.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 22:42:05 No.3140

Well lads, no friday night thrad tonight.

Replies: >>3143

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 23:08:10 No.3142

It's over, cakechan finally won.

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 23:16:37 No.3143

>>3140
>cant blogpost about the same shit again
O noez whatever will I do!?!?!?!

Anonymous 12/02/2021, 23:30:20 No.3144

soku?

Replies: >>3146 >>3148

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 00:01:13 No.3146

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>>3144
I'd like a soku

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 00:09:41 No.3147

try regrouping on /2hu/

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 00:40:33 No.3148

>>3144
gibe melti

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 01:02:21 No.3149

movie night is starting: https://cytu.be/r/OverlookTheater

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 01:56:46 No.3152

>>3126
this, literally no /v/ alternatives exist anywhere on the webring

Replies: >>3153 >>3155 >>3158 >>3159 >>3164 >>3169

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 01:59:58 No.3153

>>3152
so just apply for a /v/ here then lol

Replies: >>3158

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 02:24:25 No.3155

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>>3152

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Anonymous 13/02/2021, 02:50:49 No.3156

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>still not up
sturgeon pay your fucking bills early next time holy fuck

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 03:01:07 No.3157

>>3155
cake wins again

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 03:02:28 No.3158

>>3152
>>3153
https://sportschan.org/v/index.html

Replies: >>3160

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 03:22:54 No.3159

>>3152
http://proxy.opennicproject.org/proxy.php?q=aHR0cDovL2FudGFyZXMub3NzL3YvY2F0YWxvZy5odG1s&hl=3ec
This one is still up.

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 03:26:53 No.3160

>>3158
no there's no rules on spartchan and /v/ can't handle no rulez fun times they need meta drama and to give me (you)s

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 04:06:10 No.3161

I know that its /v/edditors are completely autistic. But where did the activity from its /b/ go? I guess zzzchan is was almost entirely comprised of faggots incapable of posting outside zzzchan in the interim, except to cry when zzzchan is down. The webring seems kind of pointless when it's only used like this.

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 05:08:01 No.3162

>where did /b/ go
maybe fucking anywhere on the webring or anywhere else what are you looking for a tripcode you idiot faggot try killing yourself since using any thought is too difficult but don't worry you'll fail for already listed reasons

Replies: >>3163

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 05:32:58 No.3163

>>3162
Not /b/, not /dunk/, not any other boards on the webring, saw much of an increase in activity during the downtime of both this site and zzzchan. What are you so mad about?

Replies: >>3172

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 05:43:51 No.3164

>>3152
Markchan is not an alternative any more than cuckchan is.

Replies: >>3165

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 06:01:34 No.3165

>>3164
Then go back to cuckchan faggot. Either populate the /v/'s anywhere else on the webring like it's supposed to be used for or disappear into the ether like the fart in a breeze you are.

Replies: >>3168

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:02:37 No.3168

>>3165
>b-but they're part of the webring!
Yeah, so is /cow/ and /tv/. That doesn't make them any less shit.

Replies: >>3171 >>3176

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:24:54 No.3169

>>3152
There is geimu and vg if you want to talk about video games.

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:27:36 No.3170

As someone who crossposts on zzz and 8cake regularly, the latter is actually pretty good. We all hate Mark but he's a minor concern in the current day.

Replies: >>3171

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:35:45 No.3171

>>3168
Then I guess you should go away now that your containment board got disturbed. The only webring site that has only garbage is jewlay.
>>3170
There is no bad /v/ on the webring right now. Everyone talks videogames, nobody has stupid retard moderation (except for when Mark logs on). Hell, even cakechan is doing vidya nights.
Zigzogs don't play videogames anyways, they just bitch and whine about some jew whose shown he's JEWCY on the internet.

Replies: >>3173 >>3176 >>3181

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:35:59 No.3172

>>3163
Because they suck and ZZZchan is the best one. 'd rather not post at all than go on cuckmoe or the other dead ass boards

Replies: >>3175 >>3176 >>3178

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:37:13 No.3173

>>3171
>Zigzogs don't play videogames anyways
Zzz has the most game nights in the entire webring, retard

Replies: >>3174

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 08:43:32 No.3174

>>3173
Every gamenight past the Empires gamenight has been filled with whining and zig zig drama. Hundreds of posts of just salty zogs crying about how Mark's compadres got invited. 
You can't fool me, every exclusive user of Zigzag-land is just a bunch of whiny niggers who don't even play videogames. They just fap, complain about some jew in jew york eating watermelons, and then fap some more. Even niggers can get ahold of watermelons. Zugzugs don't, they get watermelon cucked by a fat jew and its the saddest thing.

Replies: >>3175 >>3179 >>3181

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 09:44:12 No.3175

>>3174
>zig zig
>zugszugs
Add third Z word to these, please, while I'll use Zig Zag Zoo for now.

>>3172
Nothing is the best,
Everything is shit.
Live by that rule,
And soul will ascend.

Replies: >>3178

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 10:17:51 No.3176

>>3171
>There is no bad /v/ on the webring right now
the only good /v/ on the webring right now is /geimu/
>>3172
>ZZZchan is the best one
literally as bad as mark/v/, no difference what so ever
>>3168
>c-cow! t-tv!
hey pedophile

Replies: >>3180 >>3183

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 10:43:31 No.3177

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>still no answer about what happened
Answers that require javascript don't count.

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 10:54:20 No.3178

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>>3172
Mental. Boards would be less "dead" if users continued their posting on another board as if nothing happened. The users are most responsible for the atmosphere of a board. Wouldn't those users posting on another board make that board the new "best", even if only temporarily? Without users, mods have nothing, so I hope no ziggers seriously believe it's the mods that elevate their board above the rest. You could always return to your "best" board when it's back online.

>>3175
Zippy Zionist Ziggers Zoomed thru Zigzag's Zoo.

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 11:26:55 No.3179

>>3174
>Implying I would eat Nig and Ger Jr.

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 12:26:52 No.3180

>>3176
hi eden

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 14:42:15 No.3181

>zzz has extended downtime
>Eden and the Jew immediately start circling like vultures
wew

>>3171
>>3174
>hes still mad about the 1.8gb of jewcy
If you niggers could stop doing nigger things such as scraping threads there would be no drama. Scraped threads are not an invite.
>has 2 gamenights with no players in the entire history of cake.moe
>thinking it even compares to zzz before hosts took a break partly thanks to the above

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 15:21:06 No.3182

ZZZ IS BACK, I WILL BE EXPLAINING EVERYTHING SHORTLY.

Replies: >>3184 >>3192

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 15:24:35 No.3183

>>3155
>>3176
HI EDEN

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 15:57:16 No.3184

>>3182
wher is explain

Replies: >>3185

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 16:04:49 No.3185

>>3184
here https://zzzchan.xyz/meta/thread/2151.html

Replies: >>3186

Anonymous 13/02/2021, 16:07:41 No.3186

>>3185
thank you budy i read it

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 08:55:27 No.3191

site down again fix you're shitte

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 09:18:46 No.3192

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>>3182
>It's down again
u didn't do anythign to sdob it did you

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 09:37:36 No.3193

News just came in, admin got tired of it all and quit, for good.

Replies: >>3194 >>3195

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 09:41:16 No.3194

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>>3193
FUD, Sturgeon ain't answering my dms and he was there just 2 hours ago, he's most definitely asleep seen the time. Expect downtime for at least some 8+ hours unless it's something with the host and it magically fixes itself.

Replies: >>3197

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 09:43:09 No.3195

>>3193
New admin Eden here, check out our sister board /geimu/!

Replies: >>3196 >>3201

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 10:05:45 No.3196

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>>3195
>Eden
>/geimu/ bans for being histrionic
Here's yours

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 10:43:24 No.3197

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>>3194
He needs someone from Europe who has keys to the servers. I can help with that...

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reminder that a live chat bunker exists for all your real-time shitposting needs:
https://cytu.be/r/vbunker

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 12:23:19 No.3201

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>>3195
Shut up, Eden you belong with Mark.

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 15:53:37 No.3202

I'm not even mad, just dissapointed.

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 16:11:36 No.3203

I'm not even disappointed, just tired.

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 16:14:54 No.3204

I'm not even tired, just bored.

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 16:18:25 No.3205

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STURGEOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 16:25:51 No.3206

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It's back

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 16:29:42 No.3207

I'm not even bored, just censored (by seagull)

Anonymous 21/02/2021, 19:12:27 No.3208

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I'm not even eden, just anon

Anonymous 08/03/2021, 01:10:43 No.3252

>first gaykikewoah
>now zzzchan
what's going on?

Anonymous 10/03/2021, 19:55:46 No.3255

Zzz down for me today. I think /cow/ is involved guessing by the content of their last spergout. Very disturbing.

Replies: >>3257

Anonymous 10/03/2021, 19:57:10 No.3256

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Is it dead again?

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Anonymous 10/03/2021, 20:14:21 No.3257

>>3255
>>3256
It's been online most of the time, sometimes goes off for a bit but then comes back. Saw a cloudflare page that said the "server is returning an unknown error".

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 01:14:29 No.3258

Wtf is that block bypass, how the hell do i solve it.

Replies: >>3259 >>3260

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 01:49:41 No.3259

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>>3258
beats me. 

I'm glad that AlogSpace has proper block bypass

Replies: >>3260

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 02:00:16 No.3260

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>>3258
>>3259
based IQ wall 

no brainlets allowed

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 07:23:46 No.3262

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WHY IS IT DOWN AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Replies: >>3263

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 07:55:50 No.3263

>>3262
Mark noticed the activity is slow and started DDOSing the server to make the last remaining users go to his /v/.

Replies: >>3264

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 07:58:33 No.3264

>>3263
Based kike. Cakegag wins again.

Anyone know of any eta? It might be gamenight time again

Replies: >>3273 >>3275

Sturgeon 11/03/2021, 09:17:25 No.3266

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Sturgeon here, I've realized that all my efforts are null and in the end Acid's site is not only superior but also the only true successor of 8chan in name and spirit. Thus, I've decided to take zzzchan down forever and humbly bow to our new Jewish imageboard masters, in hopes that they will grant me a janitor position and not kill my family in the coming reset. Oh and also every former zzzchan moderator has been fired and sent to the mandatory sex reassignment camp so that they can satisfy any future sexual needs of Acid and company.

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Anonymous 11/03/2021, 09:21:32 No.3267

>>3266
Eat shit, mark-wannabe. It's your favorite meal obvs. actually you have a much better sense of humor, why are you even there?

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 09:27:23 No.3268

>>3266
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What the fuck happened? You may be a joker but at least give us an actual rundown.

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Sturgeon 11/03/2021, 09:33:08 No.3269

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Actual Sturgeon here, I'm busy attending an LGBTQIAP+ event in Minecraft, give me 24 hours.

✅ Verified Sturgeon 11/03/2021, 10:29:17 No.3270

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The real Sturgeon here this time, I tripped over a cable, but my hands are covered in cheetos so I can't plug it back in, and washing my hands would feel like a waste since I haven't finished my cheetos yet.

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 11:07:43 No.3271

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I'M STURGACUS!!

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Anonymous 11/03/2021, 12:00:05 No.3272

>>3271
If I wanted drama, I'd watch Santa-Barbara.

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 12:14:52 No.3273

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>>3264
dork messiah game night never ever

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 12:59:56 No.3274

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Imagine having the full webring board list bookmarked, so whenever your favorite imageboard goes down, you just pick an alternative and hang out there in the meantime, and you can choose to remove boards or even whole websites from it. This is the next step for the webring: disconnecting it from the websites.

Sturgeon 11/03/2021, 13:02:57 No.3275

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>>3264
>hidden
>8chan
OY

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 13:30:10 No.3276

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CHARGE 360!

CLEAR!

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Anonymous 11/03/2021, 13:35:39 No.3277

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>>3276
YOU FUFAAAAAAAAAA

@TheRealSturgeonfish 11/03/2021, 13:53:30 No.3278

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>>3268
Quick rundown:
>I get a call at 2 AM
>"Hello? Who the fuck is this? Do you know what time it-"
<"Hello, fish-for-brains."
>It's Acid
>"How did you get my number?"
<"Dude I work for the FBI, what do you think?"
>"What do you want?"
<"I want to negotiate a deal between me and you, if you accept your life and manhood will be spared, if you don't..."
>"I see, what would this 'deal' be?"
<"zzzchan must go. Far too long you and your gentile crew of insubordinates have hindered our plans for webring domination, we've thrown everything we can trying to be 'subtle' but you're still there, like an annoying pebble jumping around in my shoe while I'm trying to jerk it to BLACKED pornography."
>"And if I refuse?"
<"You're done throwing wrenches in our gears either way. We will have to go with the nuclear option."
>"And that is?"
<"1 TB of CP will be planted on your personal HDD as well as your site's storage, the local authorities will get an 'Anonymous' tip, and you can figure out the rest."
>"What about the boards I gave a community to?"
<"They will join the greater 8chan™ sphere. They'll be safe in our hands.
>After that sentence is over I overhear what sounds like a rat snickering in the background.
>"...Is there no other way?"
<"There is no other way. It's either the site goes down or 10 miles of the finest African-American BBC goes down in your rectum while you're in jail, I trust you'll enjoy doing it as much as I enjoy watching it.
>"I understand, I yield."
<"Very well, very well, I knew you'd cooperate. "
>*click*
>I sigh and head over to my computer
>I then head over to the secret zzzchan discord and pretend everything is ok with the other guys
>"Yeah I'm like just gonna get another proxy it's like the 15th"
>Everyone has a good time
>10 minutes later I pull the plug and wipe the drives containing all the zzzchan data
>I call the number Acid left
>"It's done."
<"Good work, Goy." 
>A familiar voice replies.
>"Welcome to 8chan™ Embrace Infamy®. Now please, find your way to your nearest #Gamergate™ General and start posting to your heart's content. The PPH doesn't rise by itself HEHEHEHEHE."
>The notes of the national anthem of Israel start playing
End of rundown.

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 14:04:24 No.3279

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Reminder

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John Barnhill 11/03/2021, 14:06:15 No.3280

>>3279
John here, I like to smell my sister's feet and sharing CP with my friend Mark Mann.

Replies: >>3281

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 14:14:17 No.3281

>>3280
Imagine first being a /cow/boy and then transitioning and becoming a lolcow yourself.

Anonymous 11/03/2021, 15:47:20 No.3282

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Anonymous 11/03/2021, 16:14:05 No.3283

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It's back

Anonymous 13/03/2021, 02:14:50 No.3284

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>>3155
Fuck yourself Eden (also checked).

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 08:03:16 No.3287

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why does this keep happening fishe?

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 08:47:22 No.3288

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FUCK

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 09:01:07 No.3289

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>>3287

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 09:51:01 No.3291

Every time I find an interesting thread the site dies.

Replies: >>3295

The Death of zzzchan TheRealSturgeonfish 21/03/2021, 10:28:58 No.3292

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Sturgeon here, admin of zzzchan. The site is kill forever, reason: after trying my best I've come to the conclusion that I am simply no match for the superior Jewish race and thus I've chosen to take "easy way out". For this I am going to commit suicide shooting myself in the back of the head. Don't bother looking for clues or anything. My dying wish is urging everyone to use 8chan.moe, the last true and only bastion of free speech and lolis which is ran by very good people worthy of everyone's trust, if I do say so.

Signed
- Sturgeon,  soon to be suicided admin of zzzchan

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 10:30:46 No.3293

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>>3292
shid

John Barnhill AKA tengu 21/03/2021, 10:41:17 No.3294

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This is the news reporting agency's local sister feet sniffer bla bla bla, I can confirm this is all true, my super trustworthy witness has spotted a fish in high heels wearing women's underwear running across the street with a gun while shouting "I love Israel!" We don't quite know yet the details of this peculiar incident but one thing is for sure, zzzchan is dead, Mark Mann has proven his genes and IQ to be superior to everyone else's for the nth time, and that no one can defeat the mighty fist of God's chosen people.
If you have a hot TIP or want to sniff my sister's FEET, go in your bathroom at night look in the mirror and say "John" three times while holding a picture of Mark's gracious asshole in your left hand and I shall appear in said mirror ready to assist.

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 10:41:18 No.3295

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>>3291
>an interesting thread
Never heard about them. What are they like?

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John Barnhill AKA tengu 21/03/2021, 10:46:05 No.3296

>>3294
Whoopsie, clumsy me forgot to reply >>3292

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 10:51:24 No.3297

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>>3266
>>3292
>>3071

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 12:09:53 No.3298

good riddance

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 12:14:14 No.3299

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 12:25:35 No.3301

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IT IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO ZZZ IN ZZZCHAN

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 12:30:26 No.3302

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>>3295 
wanted to post cool thread, but site doesn't allow tar.gz uploads :(

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 13:03:49 No.3303

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Funny how you guys are even more unstable than anon.cafe or plw...lol...
Don't mind me, just going back to 8chan.se (which is competently run, owned by non-normalfags, supports free speech and isn't down for the nth time)

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 13:09:08 No.3304

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>>3303
>/b/ got flooded with 8kunts when the site had a small fuckup
>/v/ is shit because mark is retarded and kazu is even worse 
>all other boards are pretty much dead and have no discussion 
What's the point of having a site that works if it's complete garbage?

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 14:21:24 No.3305

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>6 hours
It can't be coincidental that it's always down for so long.

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 14:47:52 No.3306

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How many times is this fucking nigger gonna fuck up this site.

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 15:27:24 No.3307

>>3303
Kys, cakefat.

Anonymous 21/03/2021, 16:16:11 No.3308

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It's back

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Anonymous 21/03/2021, 16:31:27 No.3309

>>3308
thx for telling us bro

Anonymous 22/03/2021, 02:36:59 No.3311

I wish actual humans posted on image boards

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Anonymous 22/03/2021, 06:07:20 No.3312

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>>3311

Anonymous 24/03/2021, 21:33:49 No.3316

>>3311
Well, you know what they say niggerpill-bot,
Be the future you imagine

Anonymous 02/04/2021, 15:41:54 No.3321

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Anonymous 11/04/2021, 20:58:13 No.3322

timing out or is it just me?

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Anonymous 12/04/2021, 05:49:58 No.3323

>>3322
No problem here: both clearnet and onion site working.

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Anonymous 18/04/2021, 19:56:28 No.3324

>>3323
now?

Anonymous 05/06/2021, 19:21:49 No.3346

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it's over, zzzchan is finished, I just got the passwords from the /fit/ bo and deleted everything, you can now come to 8chan. you're welcome

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Anonymous 05/06/2021, 19:35:36 No.3347

>>3346
You bastard! I was in the middle of server sneaking!

Anonymous 05/06/2021, 19:39:20 No.3348

>>3346
owned those ziggers

Anonymous 05/06/2021, 19:52:39 No.3349

>>3346
Based

Anonymous 05/06/2021, 19:57:05 No.3350

>People that hate zzzchan use cuckchan lingo
Really makes you think.

Anonymous 05/06/2021, 19:58:03 No.3351

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>>3346
blacked.gov always wins, surrender your wives and nieces

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Anonymous 05/06/2021, 20:08:46 No.3352

>>3351
>houses all the beloved 8chan homies like mark
I laughed.

Anonymous 05/06/2021, 20:35:11 No.3353

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>>3351
fresh off the press, pool's closed, zzzchan is no more, see you all on 8chan.moe, the one and only TRUE 8chan successor and last bastion of free speech on the internet.

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Anonymous 05/06/2021, 20:39:47 No.3354

>>3353
Nice crop, fag.
https://freespeechextremist.com/notice/A7zE9ajqYnzReaIqDQ

Anyways this is a potentially massive sec issue, I need to dig into logs to see what the fuck is going on.  Closing access to the site in the meantime is the only sane course of action, but the good news is that nothing has been lost. I've already emailed tom/filed bug reports, hopefully I can get this fixed quickly.

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Anonymous 05/06/2021, 23:18:29 No.3355

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>>3354
And it was a false alarm, pool's open!

Sturgeon 09/06/2021, 04:17:44 No.3377

Big attack, backups in jeopardy. Will update soon. Some kind of an exploit was found as far as I can tell because this shit shouldn't be possible.

Anonymous 26/06/2021, 23:32:38 No.3384

>>3353
mark is an ugly obnoxious faggot. 

And 8shit has always sucked

Anonymous 05/09/2021, 19:26:02 No.3390

minds is not trustworthy.

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 08:10:00 No.3406

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What's the matter, zzzchud is down? Hope that teaches you to fuck with us. For the anons with more than 80 IQ, we all went to 8chan.moe. zzzcrap is not coming back and if it does, I'll do it again until you move to 8chan.moe. Cry, trannies.

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 09:05:34 No.3407

>>3406
based false flagger

Replies: >>3408

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 09:53:46 No.3408

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>>3407
Cope, trannygull how come your site isn't up yet? We win.

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 10:46:43 No.3409

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>>3406
>>3408
So what happened?
Did seagull forget to clear out his server cache again?

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 11:34:46 No.3410

It's over sleepy bros... time to serve out jew master at blacked moe.

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 12:33:39 No.3411

Come back zzz!

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 12:43:36 No.3412

Esther came back, zzzchan is dead.

PASTANIGGER 20/12/2021, 12:46:29 No.3413

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It's over guys, I spoke to sturgeon and he said his servers got hacked and he can't do anything about it so he's pulling the plug forever. We bet on the wrong horse bros, all is lost and now our only choice is going to 8chan.moe back to where we all belong. I'm sorry things ended up this way but it was bound to happen eventually.
See you on https://8chan.moe/v/

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 13:13:36 No.3414

>>3409
I'm just a mod man, not the owner

Replies: >>3415

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 14:00:50 No.3415

>>3414
Any news from sturgeon?
Did anything weird/suspicious happen prior to the downtime?

Replies: >>3416

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 14:05:39 No.3416

>>3415
He's probably sleeping or working. 
I'm not aware of anything suspicious before the downtime as I was asleep

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 14:11:43 No.3417

he woke up and acknowledged the downtime 20 mins ago

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 14:31:16 No.3418

>>3413
>using a place that 1000% literally censors over half of it's posts
Both that site and kun don't count as imageboards.

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 14:44:13 No.3419

>>3418
Use geimu

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 14:47:00 No.3420

>>3419
Right after I will use (you) as my onahole, eden.

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Anonymous 20/12/2021, 15:14:14 No.3422

can't flippin believe the triple z is gone for good this time
guess this is our home now huh

Anonymous 20/12/2021, 15:28:00 No.3423

its up

Anonymous 21/12/2021, 01:52:02 No.3424

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Some emojiposting nigger on tvchan /dunk/ claims responsibility for the downtime, wouldn't be surprised if he actually did spam /v/ during midnight and Sturgeon was awake to mitigate the damage by morning.

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Anonymous 21/12/2021, 02:38:02 No.3425

>>3424
Emojitroon is still around? I thought the mods took care of that nigger for good.

Replies: >>3426

Anonymous 21/12/2021, 03:07:07 No.3426

>>3425
Can't do much against VPN abuse unless you go the rulecuck route and ban them altogether. Bans don't mean shit to some people.

Anonymous 21/12/2021, 08:07:36 No.3427

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>>3424
There was no noticeable spam before downtime t. gorillion open auto-updating tabs

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Anonymous 21/12/2021, 11:58:25 No.3428

>>3427
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzchan!

Anonymous 04/02/2022, 17:38:51 No.3777

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I can't believe zzziggerchan is fucking dead.

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>>3777
Isn't it funny how this happens 2 days after someone dared to post OC?

Anonymous 04/02/2022, 17:45:10 No.3779

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502 connection timed out on both clearnet and hidden service?

Official announcement of zzzchan's closure Surgeonfish xe/xer 04/02/2022, 17:58:38 No.3780

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Hello, fellow anomalous, it is I, Surgeon.
I just wanted you to break the news and let you know that ZZZchan is done for and I don't plan on running it anymore. Yes, it is true, you heard it here first. ZZZchan is dead. Also, my Sex Reassignment Surgery (SRS) is scheduled for the weekend and my neo-vagina will be ready for use from Monday onwards. Thanks for using my site which was actually an IP scraping CIA operation, you stupid fucking losers. You should've used the much safer https://8chan.moe instead, which by the way is the last bastion of free speech on the internet and the true and only inheritor of 8chan's legacy. I love Jews. Salutations.

- Surgeon, Ex admin of zzzchan.xyz xe/xer

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Anonymous 04/02/2022, 18:03:03 No.3781

>>3780
Yes goy, 8chan is full of feds! Don't use it!
Come to Zzzchan where cloudflare reigns over all and we even have our own yellow anon epic OC! Plus you get some wicked cool drawings of a baboon ass vita chan, deviantart style quality! You like vita chan don't you? You're not an un-epic newfag are you?

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>>3780
Seagal here. I can confirm this is the real Surgeon and this post is all 100% true. I too will be upgrading to the much safer, and trustworthy https://8chan.moe as Acid (very generous gentleman worthy of trust) promised that I will get to moderate /interracial/, a job for which I am truly stoked for. I would like to extend my gratitude once more to both https://8chan.moe (the last bastion of free speech on the internet) for giving me an opportunity, and Mark Mann, for no particular reason I just think he's a great guy and we should be thankful for all he's done for us in the past years. See you there, guys.

Anonymous 04/02/2022, 18:05:27 No.3783

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>>3781

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Anonymous 04/02/2022, 18:11:50 No.3786

>>3781
Let me fuck you Eden, for God's sake my testicles are so full of hot cum they've reached critical mass, I feel like they're gonna cause some kind of nuclear disaster if I don't ejaculate into your womb. Please, let me fill stuff you full of semen like a Thanksgiving turkey... PLEASE!

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Anonymous 04/02/2022, 18:17:09 No.3787

>>3781
>>3786
Is it really that weird that I want a relationship with you? I just get excruciatingly hard when I think about you. I kid you not but sometimes I'll be in bed trying to sleep and get struck by thoughts of meeting you and porking your pussy raw in a mating press and then I cannot bear the horniness anymore so I rub one out using that fantasy. Is there any way I can get a contact of yours? I know you want it. I bet you touch yourself to my posts. I know I do.

Replies: >>3788

Anonymous 04/02/2022, 18:21:59 No.3788

>>3781
>>3786
>>3787
Hell, I even gave you my TOX ID, I'm putting myself out there for you, and you don't even throw me a tiny bone. Are you shy maybe? That's fine, we can all get a little shy, but would it be really that hard for you to overcome that shyness for a moment and give me a chance just this once? I swear I'm a really nice guy.

Anonymous 04/02/2022, 18:38:25 No.3789

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It's back

Anonymous 05/02/2022, 17:49:31 No.3791

>>3783
fuck off Eden

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:20:37 No.3835

is it down or just me?

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:23:11 No.3836

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Same

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Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:25:01 No.3837

>>3836
fix it then

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Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:30:47 No.3838

>>3837
I'm not a fish, dummy.

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Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:33:25 No.3839

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>>3838
did I fucking stutter?

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:42:58 No.3840

I bet (boogeyman) did this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:46:24 No.3841

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>>3840
you could've stopped being butthurt at any point in time but you made the conscious decision not to. and thus your butt remains hurt still. many such cases, sad!

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 14:58:00 No.3842

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Bravo Nolan

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 16:03:49 No.3843

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It's up again

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 16:05:09 No.3844

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It's fucked again

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 16:11:44 No.3845

Fish here, we're back. I had to make an entirely new proxy from scratch. Multiple eastern European hosting companies are currently down and took all of the existing proxies with them. I'm just gonna go international at this point. I'll have to fiddle with a few things in nginx so if it flickers I'm actively making changes.

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Anonymous 30/03/2022, 16:16:01 No.3846

>>3845
Yeah I wonder why.

Replies: >>3847

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 16:24:08 No.3847

>>3846
Almost like there's a war going on.

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 17:49:27 No.3848

>>3845
>Multiple eastern European hosting companies are currently down 
Not just Eastern Europe hosting companies that are down. Russia is very big country and many Asian countries are routed though Russia but things are changing for the worse. The west trying to isolate Russia by any means necessary, this means internet cables will be slow cut off from Russia. These sanctions put Russia more cut off the rest of the world then Soviet Union ever was. Russia is becoming North Korea tier very quickly

Anonymous 30/03/2022, 21:57:24 No.3849

Doing some tinkering, site will dip a few times but thats from me .

Anonymous 21/06/2022, 07:17:55 No.3858

I'm guessing the issues right now are related to a large chunk of the internet being inaccessible including Smugloli, several non-image board sites and (according to Twitter trends while searching for news there) Discord. Claims seem to blame Cloudflare issues, which their Twitter account confirms.

Anonymous 31/08/2022, 03:33:02 No.4210

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Leaving this post here as a pre-emptive "I told you so" and to measure how long it takes for the site to get glowniggered or shilled to death after adding /fascist/.

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 10:22:06 No.4219

told sturgeon about the 504 already if the site is still down by the time you read this post

Replies: >>4232

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 10:50:16 No.4220

We need a zzzchan irc, we should had it ages ago.

Replies: >>4223

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 10:59:53 No.4221

one exists but only for the movers and shakers

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 11:04:15 No.4222

Then make one for anons, it would be useful having a quick way to comunicate.

Replies: >>4223

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 11:09:33 No.4223

>>4222
>quick way to communicate
post on /b/
>>4220
Ah yes, just what zzz needs, more indentityfag drama
We have such a shortage of that

Replies: >>4224 >>4225

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 11:22:01 No.4224

>>4223
Fucking retard you can change for name anytime you want on irc.

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 11:27:45 No.4225

>>4223
hi eden!

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 11:58:33 No.4226

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Anonymous 20/09/2022, 12:10:49 No.4229

zzzchan servers are in Belarus, shouldn't be any problems

Replies: >>4230

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 12:45:45 No.4230

>>4229
Well there are.

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 12:46:21 No.4231

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Identifying down: yep, it's down.

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Anonymous 20/09/2022, 12:50:14 No.4232

>>4219
Sturgeon is likely still asleep under the deep blue see at this time.
>>4226
Did the Vesuvius erupt in Italy? What the fuck is going on?

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Anonymous 20/09/2022, 12:51:07 No.4233

>>4231
Onion address is down too.
>>4232
I blame the Chinese.

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 13:02:51 No.4234

>>4232
>Did the Vesuvius erupt in Italy? What the fuck is going on?
I did a big stinky
s-o-rry

TheRealSturgeonfish 20/09/2022, 13:07:58 No.4235

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Sturgeon here. ZZZcuck is finished. I was furiously masturbating to Yaoi mangas when an epiphany struck me: Jews are literally invincible and there is nothing I can do about it. I no longer have any pretense of running a no profit site independent from our Jewish overlords so I'm pulling the plug for good and moving to Thailand to receive sex reassignment surgery.
I hereby urge everyone to make all your future postings under the official supervision of the Government of the United States at www.8chan.moe the one and only, true Kosher successor of 8chan. May infinite fortune forever bless Mark Mann (PBU) and all my Jewish friends at www.8chan.moe as I humbly plead for forgiveness for ever daring to stray from the path destined to us filthy goyim.

Shalom, and good bye.

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Soygull official 20/09/2022, 14:16:18 No.4236

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>>4235
Soygull here. I can confirm everything Sturgeon says. We have literally no chance to win against Jews and it's in our best interest to just bow down before our rightful masters and make it easy for everyone involved.  I would also like to join my friend Sturgeon in endorsing www.8chan.moe, which is thankfully run by the same Jews that ran 8chan,  hallmark of trustworthiness, safety and joy and joyfulness.

Furthermore I would like to humbly and most respectfully extend my gratitude to Mark Mann simply for blessing us all cattle with his Godly existance. Here are some words that in my opinion best describe him: honest, excellent, perfect, golden, considerate,  sincere, magnificent, qualified, responsible, powerful, iron clad, intelligent, glistening,  philanthropic, magnanimous, sincere...

All hail our most benevolent leaders Mark Mann  & Acidman and hope they will be charitable with the punishment they should inflict us for ever doubting the Jews victory.

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Humble_Z--ch-n_exUser 20/09/2022, 14:22:53 No.4237

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>>4235
>>4236
Thank you for your service, filthy goyim Sturgeon and Seagull. I for once welcome our new home at www.8chan.moe/v/ with the true heir of old 8chan at helm, Sir Mark Mann, fellow member of the Tribe of the one and only G-d.
May Y-hv-h be merciful of my soul for having sinned by posting in an imageboard not approved by the United States of Israel's federal Bureau of Intelligence such as 8chan.moe, which surprisingly also hosts a /v/ board just like the now defunct Z--ch-n.

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 14:55:53 No.4238

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Here come the /cow/ and /tv/ retards doing this stupid shit

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 14:56:16 No.4239

zzzchan seems to be back up on my end.

Replies: >>4241

Anonymous 20/09/2022, 14:58:52 No.4241

>>4239
Confirmed, it's back. 10 bucks it was those retards DDoSing the site

Anonymous 15/10/2022, 11:47:29 No.4295

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Site down?

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Anonymous 15/10/2022, 12:59:20 No.4296

>>4295
Doesn't look like it

Anonymous 01/12/2022, 04:35:40 No.4387

If anyone is here wondering about 8moe, the servers are hosted in Moldova, which>>2394 (OP) 
 gets power from Ukraine. So likely Ivan managed to blow up a powerplant, either legit Putin humping vodka niggers or a jewkrainain false flag. Either way, servers are down and so is Markchan.

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Anonymous 01/12/2022, 08:54:35 No.4388

>>4387
>Either way, servers are down and so is Markchan.
I admit that's yet another surprise pleasant outcome of Ukraine's ((( puppetmaster )))'s bullshit manipulations. Cutting off one of their own tribe, lol.

Evildoers will always shoot off their own feet, it's simply a matter of time.

Anonymous 01/12/2022, 09:52:45 No.4390

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>>Either way, servers are down and so is Markchan.
>I admit that's yet another surprise pleasant outcome of Ukraine's ((( puppetmaster )))'s bullshit manipulations. Cutting off one of their own tribe, lol.

>Evildoers will always shoot off their own feet, it's simply a matter of time.

Anonymous 01/12/2022, 12:15:15 No.4391

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>>4387
The onion address is still up on my end.

Anonymous 21/12/2022, 13:34:08 No.4490

>Webring broken
>captcha refuses to load
>file embeds not working
Migration success.

Anonymous 24/01/2023, 16:31:27 No.4560

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moshi moshi it's fucking dead again

Anonymous 24/01/2023, 16:44:32 No.4561

Hello sleepy fellas!1

Replies: >>4562

Anonymous 24/01/2023, 17:06:06 No.4562

>>4561
Lewd!

Anonymous 22/10/2023, 21:53:57 No.4716

fix it

Anonymous 22/10/2023, 21:56:35 No.4718

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Site's down

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Anonymous 23/10/2023, 00:07:23 No.4726

>>4718
>see
>>4717

Anonymous 23/10/2023, 09:06:05 No.4742

zzz went down the minute I was gonna post the new Sleepy Station #7... FML

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Anonymous 23/10/2023, 10:22:41 No.4743

>>4742
Is there a place where you guys archive those? I'd love to read them all.

Replies: >>4744 >>4745

Anonymous 23/10/2023, 10:38:07 No.4744

>>4743
I don't now if it's every single release, but there's at least one version of each issue in this zip.
https://pixeldrain.com/u/Awi2WziX

Anonymous 23/10/2023, 10:53:30 No.4745

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>>4743
>Is there a place where you guys archive those?
Yes, all issues published so far (minus the new issue) are archived here:
https://archive.org/details/SleepyStation
There are also zipped links in the OP of every Sleepy Station thread:
https://archive.today/p3RGh

Anonymous 16/12/2023, 18:56:07 No.4986

tor link on zzzchan is dead. I can't access zzzchan with tor now. Fix when?

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