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ahoy me-nonnies! this be for all ye' bilge and whatnot.
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I hate that I still can't see the blue/black in the original photo, despite all "tricks" my friends try to teach me. Atleast I got laurel right.
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I can't believe someone would go onto lc and post utter fabrications like this
>>46
I could see it, but I feel like I'm otherwise awful at color so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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>>47
I think the reaction is more fascinating, everyone being so fucking desperate to go somewhere else, and willing to believe the fakest cc reskins. I'm still waiting for the lolcow of the year results, I wanna know which picmix won.
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>>49
oh yeah definitely, maybe someone will actually get a bug up her ass and make a decent spin-off site couldn't be me. I was having fun with the mystery until the discord group behind it decided to immediately post a bunch of stupid shit rather than keeping it vague and mysterious drip feed of info.
sometimes when I get really stressed I get the intrusive thought to kiss random strangers. end me
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>>49
well the novelty is fun and also i think everyones getting a bit pissy w the admins atm. tbh, they did take a lot of complaints after meta blew up a few weeks ago, so thats good!
>>53
when i see attractive men i picture what a relationship would look like with them
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>>56
I'm very pissy they didn't publish the lolcow of the year results yet and there's no word of anything dealing with vpns for a month, we criticized cc moderation so much, but with the mods becoming trigger happy and no communication from the admins lately, we are approaching its fate.
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Related to LC discussion, for whatever reason over the last few weeks I've lost all interest in lurking majority of the threads I used to and now basically only lurk a couple snow threads, barely check into /w/ and only post in Artist Salt. I'm just incredibly tired of the userbase I reckon.
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>>58
yeah i still have some gripes with the site, if they don't pick up the pace a bit or actually acknowledge what (seems to be) the majority of the actual userbases opinion, it could
>approach its fate
>>59
honestly the site hasn't been as bad rn theres just so many personalityfags and baiters as of late. the actual userbase are still there and i've noticed nonnas actually trying to shift the site back into its intended direction, don't jump ship yet! have hope me-nonnies!
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>>61
Not considering jumping ship quite yet! I'd honestly give up on cows as a whole if I had to go back to KF for them. Hopefully nonnas' pushback works and things settle down, but for the time being I'm avoiding the more purely social side of the site.
things are fine everything will be fine maybe the new farmhands will lurk more and stop being retarded
i love lolcor
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i hope this board gets a little traction, i like it here. still love lc but it's unusable without the VPN ban. it sucks for the nonnies with valid reasons to use a VPN but the shitters are just ruining it for everyone. 
i think i'll post here more often!
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>>66
i’ve been checking here very frequently icl. i wont replace lc with this but its a nice little containment for now, and i like that we can shitpost to our hearts desire
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>>66
I'm not quite sure how to make sure only the right people find this place, but making sure they do is the only way it won't fizzle out. maybe I'll try my hand at a little bit of vague shilling.
>>67
it's easy enough to keep a tab open in the background since notifications work here for me
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>>68
second ayrt, i shilled once by jus mentioning junkuchan and saying yohoho, that seems to work. but maybe don’t do too much, it’d be better if this was like 10-20 nonnies methinks
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>>71
ayrt and ye I won't be pushing my luck. I agree that a dozen or so would do nicely.
>>71
>>68
When it was to be pastures I'd planned to vague about thinking about moving to greener pastures but now that we're pirates it's kind of hard to do something like that now, kek. Maybe I'll talk about getting booty instead.
Also maybe far,  far, far, far too early to do something like this but I've already been thinking about board-tan ideas, maybe a manatee to keep with the cow roots but also it ties into the pirate theme.
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>>73
a manatee would be super cute kek
why is scrote farms down… sigh. i was reading something
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>>80
didn't null have a medical emergency or something? Maybe it has to do with that, also
>steps foot into usa soil
>in less than month already suffers medical emergency
kek
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>>82
>3 letter agents anthrax'd null upon arrival to burgerstan
he knew too much 😔
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>>82
yus he has med-emergency probably a rotpocket installation. liz fong jong tranny may have targeted the site 

im so bored nonnies if you are american is this usually the time you wake up? i need to adjust my time schedule because i am a loser. not a loser like picrel though, thank you world
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>>83
kek, the forbidden cheese knowledge
>>84
This is nothing new tho, he has been targeting the site for a few years or so, with frequent ddos attacks and getting services to drop kf.
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>>85
only lurked kf for a long time up until now. i knew dong has targeted before but from what i gathered there’s been a bit of a shitshow post-trump. i need to keep reading about that tranny cult
>>80
If you're really invested you could try seeing if the onion site is still up and running. Best be warned it's slow as shite though.
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>tranny cult shit
they're going to increase their violent pop offs, aren't they? orange man is too convenient of an excuse
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>>88
yeah i just did a bit earlier, the whole thing is pooped. shame that null is dead
>>89
100%, there’s gonna be a bunch of troon cults and major cases this year, i hope it acts as a final nail in the coffin
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>tranny cult
It's quite something that I have to ask which one you're referring to? is it the school shooter ones?
Anyways I hate how troons takeover every fucking online niche interest I hate it, it already ends up sorta cult-like, a fandom with like 8 people? Took over, an obscure hobby? Took over. I hate them so much anons, that 4chan anon was so right, they kick down your door and then shit on your carpet.
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>>92
https://nationalpost.com/news/world/vermont-border-patrol-agent-shooting
tldr; tranny rich private-school cult full of ‘academia’ nerds who sperg about rationalism and kill people who don’t like it.
>two members attempted to kill 80 year old neighbour in 2022 with a samurai sword
>attempt unsuccessful, one of the tims died
>keep trooning around causing suicides and antifa protesting in guy hawkes masks
>as of january 2025, they successfully murder the 80 year old man as he was meant to be testifying in court soon
>also jan 25’, the parents of a female member are killed by a tim (set to be married)
>also jan, female member is with a german tim scrote with the gun used in the shooting of her parents at the canadian border
>they open fire at a border security agent, kill him
>tim is fatally wounded, female is taken into custody
theres much more but i need that kiwi thread goddamnit!
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>>89
What worries me is that troons internationally will also start being violent, the ones in my country are especially entrenched in American politics to the point that they freak the fuck out about anything that goes on over there and completely ignore local government policy to vote for the retarded, American-centric independent parties.
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>>93
Damn thanks anon, I haven't looked too much into that one, I need to when kf comes back online
>>94
A considerable amount of troons aren't true believers and will stop being troons once it doesn't benefit them anymore. Also remember to us internationally it takes a few months to years from stuff from united states to being start done here.
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>>94
1st ayrt, and my country is the same. we’ve already got a bunch of violent ones though and my country seems to already be following trumps lead. i’ll be fine, probably, but it will only get worse before it gets better. but what >>95 said is true, once they realise they can’t keep it up anymore they’ll start fizzling it out
Is KF down for anyone else?
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>>98
we talked abt it here >>84 i’m in the telegram and asian trooner popped up before taunting them, null will be awake soon to fix
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>>99
ah I missed that. thanks nona
KF is back
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Microsoft is really pushing the least compelling reason to upgrade holy shit, I don't care if win11 is going to block all scams and malicious pop ups ever because I'm not a retard who clicks random links for no reason
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>>114
Samefag, then again there were too large of a number of people who were genuinely tricked by those Discord phishing accounts and emails so maybe that's who they're trying to target with this.
yohoho. im such a lonely bitch sometimes. i literally just refresh lc all day and look at this cow that i’m milking
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>>117
sometimes when i fall into this loop of checking ibs waiting for something to happen i decide its better to go for a walk outside and make men feel unsafe
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>>118
it's too late right now but i'll do it tomorrow. i have been gross as of late so i look like a ghoul, i would get some good scares arghhh
>>118
I've been doing this (the walking outside part) for a couple of days and it's been really nice. Instead of rotting at home
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>>120
i am being forced out of my house tomorrow so ill take it as an opportunity! i live in a new area thats great for walking and has a river so i may as well explore
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>End up discovering someone who actually uses LC irl
>it's a xitter fandom gendie
why...
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>>124
nooo does she only lurk? it must be tempting for her to show her gendie side kek
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>>125
No idea, I only know she frequents the fandom discourse thread and some husbando ones.
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arrgh the tegaki feature is fun i made a pirate cat
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>>124
i would say ew but it's possible that the site may slowly convert her out of that gendie shit and she'll become a normal woman again. fingers crossed
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>>121
>i am being forced out of my house
uhh, hopefully not permanently? good luck on your explorations, I hope you find something nice/neat
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>>127
oh shit, very cute cat privateer!
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>>117
I feel you. I've started learning animation just to give my brain something constructive to do instead
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>>129
not permanently! just need to attend something. not sure if i’ll go but i’ll definitely go for a walk!
>>131
thats what im about to start studying kek, i hope it will lift my brainfog.
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ohh tif chan
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>>133
I hate the people that did this to her. the older I get the more I hate the troon delusion.
>>133
Where is this? I hope no one is affirming this poor woman.
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>>135
https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2352326.html#2380664
is our friend tifchan on lolcor
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>>136
Oh of course it's in GIOYC, kek. I've been mostly absent besides from a couple threads so I've never encountered her, is she a new rampaging personalityfag? From the way that anon replied to her it makes me think she's the one who crytyped that Downs syndrome women use Ovarit when an anon called her hydrocephalic in Complaints and Suggestions earlier.
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>>126
Of course the fucking fandom discourse threads.
>>133
where the hell did all these tifs come from
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>>139
>>137
i think its been the same one recently because she is very noticably esl. ppl r tinfoiling that shes a janny or known by jannies somehow because her shit tends to stay up for a while and sometimes will insta-delete
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Another one
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>>144
So... it wants TERFs to be angier due to menopause? Then they'd hate trannies more though, no?
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>>145
bit of a self-own because the only ones going through menopause are tifs.
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I'm still disappointed that the cookie monster isn't a monster made of cookies
>>49
Im just disappointed the twin cowers picmix didnt make the nominees. the august-september incident was the highlight of the year
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>>143
That explains why it took a while (almost an hour or two) for this shit to get locked despite numerous reports. Also noticed that most of those esl posts got deleted first, then after that mods finally locked it
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>>158
ayrt and thats her i’m almost positive.
sometimes after the spergs either a baiter or her will taunt in meta, replying to certain anons, saying ‘got you’ etc. i’m thinking the admins have an idea of who it is, find it funny or have something we dont know about, and are letting it run rampant. i have a tinfoil that she or another anon who is being protected are the reason skirby thread stayed up for so long. tifchan directly replied to accusations of it which made meta blow up, lo and behold, skirby thread gets closed!! sorry if i sound schizo
>picrel quoting tifchan
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Now BP chan is having a meltdown, we can never catch a break holy shit. Anyways what have nonnies been doing, do you guys have any plans today?
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>>160
am trying to draw but feel so uninspired rn ;c also listening to youtube. what about you?
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>>160
Right now I'm reading poems and damn, I always hated them in school but now reading another language or even modern is amazing, maybe I should get into them properly now that I'm not forced to read 13th century poems, I get it now.
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>>162
i love reading stuff in other languages. i haven't read for a while, i shld probably start up again because my brain is decaying
>>161
Sounds really lovely, I hope your drawing turns out well despite the inspo block!
I've been trying to get through Fennah's awful faggy furry novel (pirated) and using it as a chance to work on my editing skills.
>>162
What language are you reading them in? I personally find older Russian nature poetry incredibly enjoyable. I feel like poetry gets a really undeserved bad reputation and I find it sad, all because of school curriculum and faux deep "poetry" influencers.
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>>160
I’m going to be finishing a drawing! I’m experimenting with colored pencils right now.
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>>166
English, and translated german. And yeah I agree, the school curriculum really soured me on on quite a few writers and styles of writing. But after reading it outside of a homework or read in class context they're actually quite enjoyable.
>>167
nta but i love drawing traditionally. i’ve been working on digital recently but coloured pencils are so fun i love playing with them. are they nice? how are you liking them?
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>>169
I always forget that you can layer with them kek, I’m pretty good with it I just find they give me too much control. The reason why I stopped doing digital art was because the randomness of traditional gave me much better pieces. I know you can get the look of it with digital but for some reason it doesn’t click with me.
i have adopted a kiwifag and he is a great spergy archivist. i can't help but fantasise teasing him...
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i have learnt that he is a cripple, and a bit libbed out. i'm peaking him on trannies despite him already semi-agreeing. should i be cheeky?
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I've lurked so much with imageboards that despite being introduced to them for just 5 years I know a fair amount of niche knowledge. I think as I grow older I'll grow a bigger interest in its cultures and functions. I feel so intellectually understimulated and I don't have any friends that are on the same wavelength so I just keep on learning things without much of an outlet. Recently I tried taking an ethics course and while everyone deeply respects my opinions there's these 2 stupid moids who say nothing of value and It's so easy to dismantle their arguments but I have to bite my tongue. Sorry, my mind is wandering and I don't wanna spit it all out on LC because it's going through a shit plague.
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>keep waking up at 2
>force myself to stay awake longer
>wake up at 3 now
help...
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>>224
"strategic" short 15-30 min naps thorough the day helped me fix my sleeping schedule if that helps anon
My current goal is to not go on lc for at least awhile. I want to see if I can stop the addiction. Though knowing me I could either withdraw and visit lc again tomorrow or actually go through with my goal. I hope that when I come back (when I can stop the addiction) the retardation there will reduce, though it is doubtful
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>>215
Same nona, I feel like aI have strong opinions but when I think about enacting them in the real world they just aren’t feasible. 
>>226
I used the Days Since app to alert me every time I’ve spent a week away from LC, it’s always makes me regret a little when I have to reset the timer. I do feel more serene when I’m not reading about trainwrecks or never-ending reply chains of infighting. Good luck!
>>44 (OP) 
curious if any of the nonas discussing tumblrina infesation in vent thread on lolcor are also using the secret pirate ib too
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>>262
I wasn't but now I jumped in, fuck tumblrinas/twittertards/tiktokfags being agro moralfags that hate the site they came from yet turn lolcow into a similar shithole.
What happened to lurking and integrating? Pullfags were amazing in comparison to these newfags.
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>>262
>>263
It would be so sad if lc eventually turns into another tumblr/twitter/tiktok/etc. Trying to think positively hoping that it won't happen
I was just thinking of one of my old favorite YTP videos that last I knew was removed from youtube. I decided to go looking in the backup of my old dead computer and I'd actually saved it!! Gonna upload it to internet archive too so it doesn't go missing again
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>>269
Remember to still keep it locally archived! Internet archive is still willing to delete shit if they are bothered enough.
>>262
I wasn't, but I'm also sick of it. Lolcows to me were always about laughing (from a distance) at weirdos willingly sharing their oddness online. Now it's about how much more hecking valid you are compared to the cow. How did this happen? It's even infesting moidfarms, the hazbin hotel lady has a thread on kf full of moralfagging like you've never seen from hazbin fallen fans who still watch the show and know all the character names.
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Trying out IB themes is so much fun. I prefer having darker themes on my phone and lighter themes on my computer.
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>>317
Also samefag I was wondering if it'd be appropriate to have an entire thread dedicated to lolcow discussion, because this is a pretty well-discussed topic among a lot of the more active threads on here.
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>>318
tbh this would be interesting
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>>319
>>318

Done >>321
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>joke about x fangirls
>ends up becoming an x fangirl
This is the third time this happens mateys, am I just cursed?
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>>322
bless you!
>>343
karma is a bitch, anon
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I had a dream that we all had a hangout, and a nona came in very upset about her stupid boyfriend so we all got in my car, drove to him, and took turns calling him an ugly faggot and yelling at him. She broke up with him and we all went to party, great dream
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Tinfoil thread?
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>>358
YES
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>>358
yes please
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>>343
Dont know what the exact source is but I've read a bit where apparently the brain is unable to distinguish between irony and serious thoughts so if you continuously joke about being into something it'll slowly grow into genuine attraction. whether its true or not ive learnt to embrace enjoying something rather than trying to cover it up as a "joke" out of fear of being made fun of
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>>362
omg someone should make an edit of the original image so that it's pirate tan instead actually maybe i'll do it but i might be too lazy to do so anytime soon kek
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>>363
I have gone through this "doing it ironically until I become dead serious about it" pipeline in my life multiple times.
>>363
I guess I'll have to accept that I will always be cringy fangirl too and I shouldn't be so quick to joke about stuff because that could be me. Except for moid shit, oh god is that shit awful and deserves to be mocked.
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>>367
I think jokes and light ribbing are fine and should be accepted in fan communities tbh. derision and mocking should be reserved for the heinous shit.
>>367
moid shit is the very reason why im an unapologetic fangirl. If moids can be into cringe ass shit why can't I do my dorky hobbies in peace?
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>>371
Succinct and BASED
I'm tired of fats, I'm tired of squeezing past fats, I'm tired of smelling fats who can't wash themselves. I hope a federal fat tax gets implemented based on BMI.
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Nonnies, I might have gotten a position as a labatory assistant but I don't know if I should take it, the hours are long with not much pay imo but I'm a broke NEET so ehh any money is better than nothing. There's a few other reasons that are TMI but make me hesitant hmmm.
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>>375
Samefag, I completely forgot I even applied a couple months ago so the email from the company was a huge suprise.  I mean this might be an awesome opportunity a few months ago but not so much now.
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>>365
samefag i was too lazy to do line art or shade but here lol

>>376
how come it's not has great of an opportunity now as it was back then?
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>>373
health and beauty thread? I'm starting a strict chicken, rice, veggies diet this week. Just finished meal prep! 134g of protein, gonna get so ripped.

>>378
This is amazing!!!
>>378
Not going to go too into it but amongst other things I have some issues with transport and I had to move since applying to somewhere not so accessible to any public transport whatsoever.  This is something I could solve but it might be more trouble than it's worth.
Also I love, love, love your edit so much, it's perfect!
>>378
nona this is fucking amazing i owe you all me booty
I rented a dumpster to get a head start on my spring cleaning but now I realized that it's dark by the time I'm home.
This gay scrote at work has said "serving cunt" twice, at what point am I allowed to euthanize?
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>>415
Do you give him dirty looks?
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how do you do fellow pirates
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>>418
You... you don't look like a pirate... you look like you work for the empire  (≖_≖ )
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>>418
to the brig please. ywnbap
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>>421 
Now look here! I think anon is as much a pirate as anyone here! You dirty scound- I mean yarrgh! Stop being so mean! Now... where do you keep the gold I've gotten scurvy induced amnesia and forget where it is...
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>>429
check the poopdeck.
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<if you read this, you're my wench now
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>>444
Heh... silly pirate doesn't know poopdeck comes from the French word poupe which means... oh dear they've locked the door...
Drinking and shitposting here has been the most fun I've had on an ib in ages, love you nonas
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>>528
love you too nona, i might see if i have any wine somewhere
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>>532
Drink and be merry!
>>506
Aye, I'll swab the deck nona
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What do nonnies think about the theory that the amount of famines a country had pre-globalisation lead to more interesting dishes as the population were more desperate to find something to eat vs a country that is both poor and doesn't suffer from famine having more bland food? I'm probably butchering this explanation and it was mainly about how ingrained mycophillia is in cultures (and it was written in the 50s) but I wonder if anons would have any thoughts about it.
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>>790
Samefag, obviously globalisation and trade is going to impact what people eat, I'm mainly interested in the impact famine specifically has.
>>790
This sounds interesting can you give some examples?
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>>790
I think it's not so much about famine but any kind of hardship and restrictions whatsoever that creates the circumstances for more interesting food, especially since famine tends to create such restrictions. Like jews having to create kosher versions of foods that would fool outsiders and allow them to practice their faith even in secrecy or japan's ban on most meat that made them develop more interesting fish-based dishes.
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Imagine this
>Alternate Universe
>4chan is an anonymous imageboard used by wage slaves to discuss job stuff, like work advice and project help
>click on /pol/
>/pol/ is short for polynomials
>It's a math board by engineers and mathematicians that help each other
I think it's kind of funny, giggity. Pic unrel
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Another Valentines Day without some rogue trying to plunder my heart. It gets lonely sailing solo sometimes. Sad yarrr
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>>827
Mine was spent staggering through SFO on the tail end of a too-long business trip. Could be better, could be worse matey.
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>>827
<we are all valentines aboard this ship nonnie (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡
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>>828
I've never had the misfortune to see that port but I've heard the worse.
>>829
Aww nonnie
>>822
Freud was such a sperg. Truly a cow of history.
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>>841
When you find out that cocaine was legal back then and Freud wasn't exactly a light user, his spergy rants make a lot of sense
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>>819 
Oooh I see, that makes much more sense. 
>>816 
Like I said it was mostly about mycophillia but for example Britain had been a very impoverished country for a very long amount of time, but unlike a lot of other countries it never really had famine or extreme hardships as a result of conflicts because of its geographical features, so they were poor but had a somewhat steady supply of food. There was no reason to scavenge for mushrooms but they had to extend the food they had which is how you get a lot of the more grotty British dishes like jellied eels. Russia on the other is geographically fucked, the soil quality is poor, the weather is horrible and it was involved in a lot of conflict, as a result they had to turn to foraging for food and fermenting things so they last a long time and because of that the food is more "complex" in comparison to British food. I don't really agree with this theory, because it is fairly biased but it's interesting.
>>829
Better than any landlubber
>>842
He got his wife addicted to cocaine to treat her opioid addiction
>>841
The worst thing about him is not even himself, it's the moids that worship and take him seriously.
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>>853
that's the case with a lot of cows though
>>841
we should create a historical cow thread here to appreciate the exquisite flavors of well-aged milk
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>>855
Yes please! I need to sperg about F Scott Fitzgerald, King John I of England and the whole Apocolocyntosis (divi) Claudii bullshit.
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kek that reminds me of that piracy pirate stock image
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>>893
Good stuff
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arrgh mateys I be having morning sickness. My good fortune in gaving no pregnancy symtoms comes to an end.
>>900
The struggle will be worth the treasure, me nonny.
<CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY!
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>>901
< Aye, thank ye nona. I be seeking the treasure zofran to cease me suffering!
>>900
Nothing much to add but OMG CONGRATULATIONS!!
>>900
You plundered the sweetest treasure of all, congrats nonnie!
>>900
oh god that’s so fucked
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>>934
what?
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>>936
what?
Why can't my cat understand that putting his claws in me hurts? Just wondering if any seacats are about to answer.
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>>1021
My boy cat constantly does this and never learnt how to retract his claws. I think he quite enjoys attacking me and digging his claws into something though. They also grow super fast and he honestly probably doesn't realise how much it hurts me sometimes
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>>1021
>>1034
I scream dramatically with my boy cats if they use their claws on me, even if it doesn't hurt much. They've mostly learned not to use them on me at this point, and I keep them trimmed to make sure they don't accidentally claw me when they jump off my lap.
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>>1053
NTA but why is it always boy cats that do this, mine claw the shit out of my legs if they get me by suprise and one of them likes to swat my face with his claws out, but my lady cat is far more gentle even when she's kneading my lap.
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>>1067
Kek the cat in question is a boy cat. He walks up to me and puts his front paws on me and then stretches. But this puts his claws into my skin! I yelp every time because it hurts, but he remains clueless. I've had him since he was 5 weeks old (foster fail) and yet...
>>1067
My cat is female, has been living with me for over a decade and loves me but sometimes she still randomly claws me. I think she's just kinda mean at heart. But to be honest, so am I
blerghhh! i’m getting sea sick! i don’t want to go to uni tomorrow at 3:30pm to 6:30pm as my first class back, what the fuck kind of timetable is that?
Just saw a goanna with half of her tail missing, poor thing.  I'm pretty sure it won't grow back so I hope it doesn't impact her ability to climb
He has a girlfriend
:chiyocry: - Chiyo-chichi, crying.
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really enjoy looking at the board logs. It looks like someone reported a post I made and their report got denied. KEK! Love transparent moderation!
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>>1341
And the reoccurring 
>jeff plz go 
a hearty kek
>>1341
Oh I didn't realize that was visible to all users. That's awesome! I'll be more clear on why I dismiss them instead of leaving it default.
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>>1341
i have seen ibs with even more transparency, to the point that there was an audit log with all the deleted posts (without files, but the hash was kept) and i think at most the links in the posts would be censored, but that's it
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>>1346
thank you for all that you do for us and sorry that i was struggling to get the captcha on the empty post. love you.
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>>1405
< You don't have to be sorry, nonnie!
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Watching peep show, drinkin’ a beer and browsing lolcor. I love my unemployed life
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>>1486
I think it's almost time for me to rewatch Peep Show. I wanted to do it years and years ago but it still felt too fresh in my mind, I wished it was a show I could wipe from my memory and watch all over again. I still remember it but I feel like I'm at that point where I can rewatch it and laugh so hard my stomach hurts again.
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>>1486
I loved the first 2 or 3 seasons, but after that it felt different to me. This was years ago, should I try again?
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>Try to lurk around for other ib's, wondering why I stopped doing this
>non-stop cp
Oh my god my eyes.
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>>1496
It's honestly insane, there's an ib spam detection bot and apparently this shit never stops:
https://xj9k.neocities.org/
(link has no media and redacted URLs)
I'm sure some of this is what gets spammed on CC too.
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>>1497
I don't understand why people do this, on one hand I can tinfoil that it's glowies that do anything to try to take ib's down but on the other hand there are some real retards that do nothing but spam that shit.
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>>1498
Ad revenue, it's all because of ad revenue. I really wish they were trying to peddle ANYTHING else instead of the pedo shit, though.
:chiyokiss: - Chiyo-chichi, with a kissy face.
<mwah
I've thought about making a private YNO project party for nonnies for ages, even before bunkering :chiyoclasp: - Chiyo-chichi, with hands clasped. you don't need to make a account or register with a email so it's good for privacy but it might be difficult to set up and keep running. It's my simple pipe dream...
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could someone explain to me why 100% of trans men are baby crazy? I thought it was my bias at first but I keep seeing it. (also I shamelessly stole this from artist salt)
captmin pls feel free to delete if this post doesn't belong
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>>1553
kek I wish I understood it. I have no idea why this is so common. There's a few of them in my pregnancy group and they all joke about the acronym "First Time Mom" tripping them up. There was one a while back that needed help reading an HPT because she and her "girlfriend" (TIM) don't use birth control due to her "intersex disorder" (PCOS). I can think of no group less appropriate for having children.
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>>1662
... Sauce?
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I've been thinking a lot about the parrots in San Francisco ever since I flew through SFO. How do they live? Is everyone okay with them despite them being an invasive bird? Can I take one home?
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They sure are cute...
>>1662
WHERE is this from
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>>1670
I stole it from another thread, I don't know sauce of the top of my head. Sorry nonas, try reverse image searching
I should probably fix my garden and plant something before it's too late.
I miss talking to the nona that I met in the friend finder thread. Lucky me I met a non-retard one kek. I know she has things to do in her life. she's really fun to talk to. Hope you're doing fine nonnie
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>>1726
What happened to her?
If you could make one wish rn and it could come true what would you wish for nonnies?
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>>1553
where are you finding these TIFs? surely many, at least with the lesbian minority of TIFs, don't want kids and/or have tokophobia. otherwise it makes sense they're baby crazy, they're women. most women have kids. and transitioning makes TIFs, who have internalized misogyny, feel more comfortable being feminine because many are NLOGs with internalized misogyny.
>>1728
Hmmm an easy one would be "no trannies" but i'm thinkin total matriarchy would have better happiness yields
>>1728
A fuck ton of cash, it's really the only thing holding me back
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Meow meow!
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>>1741
I love going to my friend's house and spoiling her cat. Feels great and I don't have to clean up after him.
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ok this is probably gonna sound fucking stupid but i've been thinking about this for a while and have no idea where else i can talk about this

I once heard from somewhere that generally when languages have a lot of different words to refer to the same thing that it's usually because the culture surrounding that language places a lot of importance on that particular thing. Take for example the Inuit people who are said to have around 50 different words for snow (the exact number is a bit of a debated issue but it's not important here).
Now think about the English language. How many commonly used words are out there to refer to a penis? Some that I can think of off the top of my head include: cock, dick, dong, knob, meat, wiener, willy, peepee, member, boner, shlong, hard-on, etc. (I can think of more but they likely aren't as commonly used)
Now how many words in English are commonly used to talk about a vagina? Here's what I can think of: vag, pussy, coochie, cunt, lady bits... and I've already run out of ideas. There's others but again they aren't very frequently said.

I just think that it's very interesting that if my prior statement is true, then it's really reflective on many English-speaking societies (I can't speak on other languages but this may apply to others) and how we tend to be far more comfortable talking about men's sexual pleasure and desire compared to women. You can even extend this to phrases talking about masturbation.
For men: Jacking off, jerking off, beating it, stroking it, fapping, wanking, etc.
For women: Schliking it, flicking the bean...? (that phrase grosses me the hell out ngl)
There's probably a greater point and message that I could say about this but I'm not smart enough to think of it right now, but I kinda feel like I'm onto something here and I'm wondering if anyone agrees or if this is just nonsense :P
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>>1746
I can think of a few more pussy words, most are in this image though. Anyway I think you're not spouting nonsense at all. English is pretty cock-centric, and I have to wonder if there's a more pussy-focused language out there
>>1741
If I pet him I know I'm going to die
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hehe 
⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆
YOU  GUYS  
DONT  YOU  LOVE  THE  FREEDOM  OF  THE  SEA???  YAHHARR
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>>1757
thread just got a lot more spooky
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>>1760
Hell yeah 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5RqkQP7O4 
(wish there was an embed option here)
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>>1761
It already embeds just by clicking the word "embed" next to the link kek
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>>1762
whoa, future imageboard technology
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I had my first sugar free Red Bull in over six months. I expected to regret it and feel like shit afterwards but I didn't. It made me feel amazing. As I took the first sip, a wave of relaxation and contentment radiated through my body.

>>1746
>I once heard from somewhere that generally when languages have a lot of different words to refer to the same thing that it's usually because the culture surrounding that language places a lot of importance on that particular thing
I think this may be true because thinking of British people they have around 100 ways to say it's raining.
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>>1772
You made me want a redbull and it’s 5am 
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>>1726
Does your username begin with the letter L?
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Privateer, tell me a bedtime story.
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>>1832
Once upon a time there was a rich man and his wife, they had everything they could ever need but the thing they wanted most in the world, children. The wife prayed night and day but to no avail.
In front of the couple's home there was a juniper tree,  in the winter when the woman was peeling an apple near the tree she cut her finger and the blood fell on to the snow.
"Oh," she sighed "If only I had a child that was as red and white as the blood in the snow." As she said that she felt quite content and went inside. In a month the snow had melted away, and in two everything was green and beautiful flowers bloomed, in four the woods grew thicker, and on the sixth the woman stood beneath the juniper tree admiring the fruit growing on its branches, in the seventh month she picked some of the tree's berries and ate them but she grew sick and sorrowful soon after. She called to her husband and told him if she were to die she'd like to be buried beneath the juniper tree. Then she was quite comforted and lived her remaining month in bliss until she gave birth to a baby boy who was a white and red as blood on snow. In extreme grief her husband followed her wishes and buried her amongst the roots of the tree.
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>>1850
The husband cried bitterly for several months, and then after a while he felt at ease and though he still cried he soon remarried. He and his new wife had a daughter and he loved her just as much as his son. Though the woman loved her daughter greatly she felt as though her stepson was more favoured and would receive all the inheritance when her daughter would get a pittance. The Evil One filled her mind with this worry until she grew very angry with the boy, and she would push him into corners and slapped and cuffed him, until the boy was terrified of coming home from school for he could never find any peace.
One day the woman went up to her room and her daughter followed. "Mother," the daughter said "May I have an apple?"
"Yes, my child," the woman replied and gave her an apple from her chest. The chest was beautifully carved and had a very heavy lid.
"Mother, is brother not to have one as well?"
This made the woman very angry and she snatched away the apple from her daughter.
"You can have a apple after your brother comes home," she snapped and the daughter went away sadly. Soon the brother was home, and though her face fierce she asked him kindly if he would like an apple.
"How angry you look Mother," the boy said "Yes, I would like an apple please, give it to me."
The Evil One muttered in the woman's ear, telling her to lead the boy to the chest.
"Come with me, and get one for yourself."
The boy followed her to her room and she opened the chest. It was too large for the boy to easily grab an apple so he had to lean in very far and BAM! The woman quickly slammed the lid on the boy's neck which caused his head to fly off and land amongst the apples. The Evil One left, laughing to himself and all of a sudden the woman felt very scared. She took the boy's body and placed it on a chair and then removed the boy's head and tied it back on with a long white handkerchief and placed a apple in his hand. She hurried downstairs and started cooking a stew. Her daughter soon approached her and asked her where her brother was.
"Brother is upstairs waiting for you, he has your apple."
The daughter went to her mother's room and found her brother horribly pale and he seemed to be ignoring her. She went back to her mother to complain.
"Ask him again and box his ears if he doesn't listen."
She went back again and he still refused to talk to her, so she very lightly tapped her fist against his ear which caused his head to fall off. The daughter screamed and cried, and the woman ran up to her daughter.
"Oh Mother, I knocked brother's head off!" And she cried and cried and would not let herself be comforted.
"Daughter, what have you done? You must not tell anyone. We'll have to put him in the stew."
The daughter watched her mother cut her brother into tiny pieces and place him into the stew, and cried and cried and the stew needed no salt because her tears fell into the pot.
The husband was soon home and asked where his son was and why his daughter was crying.
"Your son was naughty and has run away," said the woman.
"That's not right, he wouldn't act like that," said the husband.
"Come eat dinner, the stew is going to be cold."
The husband sat at his place on the table and started to eat, neither the daughter nor mother would touch their bowls so he ate those too and threw the bones under the table. After dinner the daughter picked up her brother's bones and wrapped them in a silk cloth, crying so hard that blood started to leak from her eyes. She placed the bundle in the grass under the juniper tree and then felt a better. The tree seemed to move and a beautiful red robin flew out from the centre of the tree.
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>>1852
The bird flew to a goldsmith's house and began to sing;
"My mother, she killed me
My father, he ate me,
My sister,
She wrapped my bones in silk
Tweet tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."
The goldsmith looked up from his work in wonder at the bird's song. He pleaded for the bird to sing again.
The robin shook his head. "I don't sing twice for free, give me something and I'll sing again."
The goldsmith gave the bird the chain he was working on and the bird sang again.
The bird then flew to a shoemaker's house and began to sing;
"My mother, she killed me
My father, he ate me,
My sister,
She wrapped my bones in silk
Tweet tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."
The shoemaker and his children listened in delight, clapping their hands at the bird's song.
"Oh please Robin, sing again. Your feathers are so red, you are such a beautiful bird," pleaded the children.
The bird replied sternly "I'll sing again if you give me something, I don't sing twice for nothing."
The shoemaker rushed to find something for the bird and gave him a new pair of red boots, and the Robin sang again.
The bird finally flew to a mill and began to sing;
"My mother, she killed me
My father, he ate me,
My sister,
She wrapped my bones in silk
Tweet tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."
The workers stopped working and begged the bird to sing again while they laboured.
"Give me a mill stone and I'll sing as much as you please," the robin chirped. The workers struggled to lift the mill up to the bird who picked it up like a feather and began to sing again.
The bird flew back to the juniper tree and sang once again;
"My mother, she killed me
My father, he ate me,
My sister,
She wrapped my bones in silk
Tweet tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."
The family was inside and heard the bird's song. The husband felt content, while the woman felt ill and the daughter continued to cry.
"Mother, do you hear that bird? It feels me with joy like the sun is beaming down on me."
The woman turned to her husband and shook her head "It makes me feel scared and like my veins are frozen." The daughter cried harder.
The husband went outside to hear the bird better and it dropped the gold chain on his neck.
"Mother! Look at what the bird gave me!"
The daughter jumped up to look at the chain, while the woman turned away.
Once again, the bird sang the words;
"My mother, she killed me
My father, he ate me,
My sister,
She wrapped my bones in silk
Tweet tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."
The woman began to shake and had a feeling of dread pass over her. The daughter wiped her tear stained face and went out to see the bird. It chirped when he saw her and dropped the red boots by her feet, and the daughter felt sad no more and put on the boots and began to dance.
"Mother! Mother! Look how kind the bird is!"
For the last time, the bird sung;
"My mother, she killed me
My father, he ate me,
My sister,
She wrapped my bones in silk
Tweet tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."
Curious, the woman went out to see if the bird would give anything to her and BANG, the bird had dropped the mill stone on the woman's head. The husband and daughter went outside and found the garden full of smoke and when it cleared they saw the brother standing there and the sister ran to him, hugging him and rejoicing and all three lived happily for the rest of their lives.
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>>1850
>>1852
>>1857
very lovely privateer, thanks for the good read :D
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>>1858
Glad you enjoyed it nonnie :chiyoclasp: The Juniper Tree is my favourite fairy tale.
>>1726
I’m always afraid I’m going to meet one of the crazy farmers on the friend finder thread and they’ll dox me if I anger them. Which truly sucks because I want to talk to other women who aren’t mind controlled by algorithms.
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>>1861
It sucks but I've managed to make a few internet friends (no one through lc admittedly) by taking things painfully slowly until I know they're not insane. It also helps that I'm probably too boring to dox.
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>>1861
Just use an alias and make sure you use a vpn when emailing. And of course, don't divulge private information right away (the city/town you live in, exact age, selfies, social security and credit card info kek). Chances are, the conversations won't go too far anyways so there won't be too much to worry about.
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>>1861
If you practice basic opsec you'll be fine. You can usually tell pretty early on if someone is deranged like that anyway.
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How are you nonnies?
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>>1898
I just woke up
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>try to find images of female pirates to post
>everything is just ai slop
:chiyocry:

>>1898
Not good.
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>>1898
A bit groggy since I'm up too early
>>1900
Same
>>1901
The constant creep of AI into everything is really bad. It also feels like I've gotten awful at finding decent images to post through image search at this point, it's depressing.
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I’ve got a nasty sickness/cold and it’s so hot this week but I’m expected to wear summery outfits and attend my lectures as if everything is fine! I hope I can just go in, mark my attendance and leave because I can’t stop coughing and my nose is producing gunk
>>1903
>The constant creep of AI into everything is really bad. It also feels like I've gotten awful at finding decent images to post through image search at this point, it's depressing.
NTA but I went to look up anime man feet because I saw other privateers invading jeffs feet thread (kek) and every single result was ai, I was genuinely dumbfounded. Went to filter my searches and was still basically only getting ai
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>>1901
>>1903
>>1909
Try adding before:YYYY-MM-DD in front of your google search query, it'll filter it to only results uploaded before that date which helps avoid any AI slop.
>>1914
><image limit is 3
>dammit admom
Compared to the image limit on lcf I feel so spoiled~!
>>1914
Stop ban evading. Males aren't welcome here.
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>>1864
>>1865
I’ve made the mistake of befriending someone fast and things going south quickly. Now I am cautious of what I share with people. It makes initial conversations so dull I get ghosted kek. At least everyone I added off LC and cc were real women. I’ve never had the misfortune of befriending a scrote undercover. 
OT but I don’t know how people can make friends off discord servers. Things move too fast for me there. 
>>1898
I made a healthy cheesecake today and lemon squares!
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>>1916
kek was jeff telling us to stop posting boy feet
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>>1923
GTFO
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>>1923
Shuu shuu
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>>1930
based mr crawling pic :>
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>>1933
why is he called mr crawling when he can obviously stand up and carry someone around? unless that's a spoiler
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What theme do you anons have for jc?I have the win95 theme and it's super fun. It's a bit hard to tell which post is linking to what but I got used to it.
>>1934
Like the other monsters he's very tall, he's probably sitting down in these images.
>>1933
Isn't he the sweetest :chiyoclasp:
>>1935
I like the other themes but I'm keeping it on default just because I'm used to it.
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>>1936
I see now, I'll have to research this very scary tall man later :chiyolay:
>>1935
sometimes the blue theme, sometimes the jc theme. there are so many themes though...
>>1934
idk if it's exactly a spoiler or anything because it's not directly explained in the game. i thought at first his legs just didn't really work well so he just crawls around bc it's easier but can still stand for periods of time and has good arm strength due to dragging himself around. however i've also heard some others speculate that he crawls around to make seem himself smaller and less intimidating to the mc since he's like 8ft tall which i think is the cuter option tbh. 

>>1935
i've just been using the default navy theme because i do actually like how it looks, but i have considered maybe using something else since they have so many options here. i'm debating between lain, pink, amoled, or just sticking with navy. kinda been leaning towards pink since i use the girltalk theme on lc already so it would kinda match :0
>>1918
>I’ve made the mistake of befriending someone fast and things going south quickly 
Story time?
Hate men hate trannies hate pickmes
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>>1940
BASED
>>1935
I'm using the default jc theme because it's my favorite
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Shredding through some light novels right now, only like six out of twenty eight in the series have been translated officially, and an additional 3 unofficially. I'm on book six and I'm dreading having to read the unoffical translations because the type setting is horrific and was clearly made by blind retards :chiyocooked: Debating not reading those because while the story so far is very enjoyable despite being a bit juvenile, I cannot deal with this fucked type setting. Oh my god, its that bad, and I read the most poorly scanned barely readable version of Devils by Dotoyevsky possible, it's that bad on the eyes.
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>>1950
Doublepost, maybe it's the pseudo-autism I have but this is genuinely making me upset. First image is official, second is the unoffical.
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>>1935
I like so many good themes that I gave myself choice paralysis and just ended up sticking with the default.I wonder what the story behind some of those themes are, I don't think ptchan refugees ever went here.
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4chan has been down since yesterday, I hope it stays down forever.  RIP bozo
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>>1956
Didn't even notice kek, I hope so too, all the good stuff from the past is archived anyways.
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>>1957
The site itself is up but posting is down, and I forgot what the status page url is. I still go for some of the art boards and game generals, but I would be happier if it was gone. A shell of its former self, let it die
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Just taking a break to have a MCT and protein shake before I resume demolishing a fence with a 14lb sledge hammer.

>>1956
And nothing of value was lost. Losing desuarchive would be grater loss than 4chan itself.
>>1956
They just fixed it I think. 
Yeah 90% of the boards are trash, but where else can I go to anonymously look at pictures of dicks when I get in a rare mood. 
Also animal webms without having to travel through shorts/tiktok. And the joseimuke thread.
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>>1962
Hiroshimoot read my posts and brought it back to spite me. That bastard. 
Back to funposting in video game generals
>>1962
/diy/ and /out/ are fine boards with wonderful posters. I'm going to be miffed when hiroshimoot lets those boards die out of apathy and disinterest in the site.
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>>1965
Nona those use to be my homeboards. We should hold hands
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>>1966
sure but I would feel incredibly guilty about it until I build my chicken coop (´。_。`)
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>>1967
We can build it together, I'm /ck/ too so I'll make you something tasty after :chiyokiss:
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>>1968
bless nona it sounds like a plan :chiyoclasp:
I bounced off of /ck/ pretty quickly, too many knife and junk food arguments last time I was there.
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>>1969
/ck/ is a casual relationship, I don't take them too seriously and I enjoy the memes. I just love cooking and baking
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>>1952
I hate sans-serif in my books too, tbh. What software are you using? I use Lithium and it allows me to change the fonts for epubs.
Unrelated but it looks the Lithium dev took their ball and went home after deleting everything, sucks
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>>1972
I use librera. Vidrel is how to change fonts
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Why are personalityfags this way
>>1972
>>1982
I've using using Freda because it's integrated with IA and Project Gutenberg but I'll definitely look into librera and lithium! Thank you so much nonnie(s)!
>>2019
Me too. Let’s scuttle these
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>>2020
:chiyozen:
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>>2028
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>>2029
you should've used this one privateer!!!
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occasionally i'll happen to come across people using gifs i made and posted online for some anime a while ago, and they usually use them to decorate their profiles or make into pfps. and it's not a big thing but i just feel really happy knowing that someone out there likes the same thing that i do and wanted to express their love for it by using something i posted :)
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>>2045
< This is so cute. :) I'm so happy you posted it
:chiyogetout:
This emote rules
Last week I had a dream that I wandered out of town and somehow found myself lost in the wilderness... While wandering around trying to find my way home, I came upon a village full of snufkin larpers. One of them helped me navigate the bizarre wilderness - avoiding traps and various other dangers... It was really hot lol. At some point I found out he was a degenerate coomer that carried VHS porn but for some reason that turned me on even more and we got semi-intimate (woke up before things got too hot lol). WHY DO MY DREAMS CUCK ME
I'm making CC for TS4 but the weather is so nice I think I'll go outside instead.
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i missed all my deadlines for uni like a retard and now have to ask them to reopen all the assignments! it’s so draining. i’ll just play infinity nikki and spend all my money to cope, all is well
I caved again a bought another redbull. It was a limited edition flavour that I've never seen before and I couldn't resist. I didn't even wait to get home to drink it. I just stood in the supermarket car park and enjoyed it.
Moids in general started getting uglier around 2011-2012. In the 2000's up until 2009-2010 I could easily see cute moids on the streets, but now it's so hard to find them. They all look like trash. Maybe it's the fashion trends or whatever
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>>2214
It's 100% the fashion trends and the death of alt culture.
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>>2215
i second this. i personally believe that a good hairstyle can make or break a person's attractiveness, and sometimes i'll see guys with actual potential to look cute but they ruin it in some way like by having a dumbass broccoli haircut or whatever mops are trendy for dudes nowadays.
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>>2217
post favorite hairstyles
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>>2215
>>2217
I actually saw a few "alt" moids (probably some tiktok posers though) with potentials yet somehow they managed to combine the alt style and greasy broccoli hair?? and i'm like, how can you do that to yourselves? that's basically self-harm
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Forget about the hair! Men don't even dress like this anymore mateys... Is it truly worthy to find a suitor who can at best only manage cheap imitations?
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>>2228
ABSOLUTE STATE
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>>2218
a bit late but here. pls don't mind the fact that i have an insatiable lust for japanese scrotes from mostly the 80s :chiyocooked:

>>2228
>tfw no well-dressed swashbuckling bf to sail the seven seas with
why even live
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>>2238
damn nona... thanks for sharing, you've got some good taste :chiyoclasp:
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>>2238
>walled
No thanks
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Speedrunning some assignments right now and this one assessment task they/thems these random fictional women (made for the sake of the task) and lists one of them with she/her pronouns. They come up in other tasks without this nonsense so I'm assuming there's a troon/handmaiden reviewing some of the older worksheets and rewritting them. Such a stupid waste of time for them :chiyocooked:
I’m wearing sandal ish platform shows and theyre hurting my toes so much, help. I have to wear these to cigarettes after sex tonight (i got free tickets!)
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>>2242
>, help.
tf are we supposed to do? carry you over our shoulders?
i say, toss that shit on the bin and get better shoes. or go on flip flops and t-pose on the naysayers
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>>2239
aw ty nonny i appreciate it :DD

>>2240
can u share some pics of cute guys with us then?
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I really want to buy a can of Arizona tea, I really like it. And now that I can't post on lolcor for some reason, I feel weird, I just want to sperg about my husbandos.
>>2243
We support her anon! How can ye be a pirate and lack loyalty among crew!?
>>2242
DON'T FALL FOR THE ((( PSYOP )))

WEAR COMFORTABLE FOOTWEAR
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>>2243
no i want you to massage my feet please

>>2250
it’s summer here so i wanted to feel more ‘summery’(and taller) i didn’t anticipate the pain. it’s in one foot moreso so i guess that foot is abnormally shaped compared to my other 
o(╥﹏╥)o
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So close, at midnight I'll be finished and I'll give myself a treat.
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Yohoho featured in the new moovie room pic. It's very cute
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I have seen some cool futuristic witch pictures from an artist that have struck me with inspiration to write story snippets about a future. Do you nonas mind if I start posting them here? I'm not gonna make a creative writing thread just for this since it's gonna be pretty low-effort.
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>>2261
Love this
>>2267
do it. we should eventually have a creative writing thread or maybe something more general as this place picks up steam.
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Im tired, i wanna poop, im at work, and I need to write.
Seeing Gypsy Rose Blanchard made me realize that no matter how ugly and fucking retarded you are, there will always be some faggot who wants you
I love making rarebits, so yummy :chiyolay:
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>>2214
I think with the internet becoming more and more normalized and accessible, a lot of those moids opted to become more lazy and in turn take care of themselves less and become total leddit soyboys...
>>2228
I imagine having a pirate bf would be total hell 
>drunk all the time on rum 
>probably has ugly yellow teeth that are rotting away 
>doesn't shower because out at sea all the time and probably thinks skinny dipping in the waters is enough to clean himself 
>wears the same crusty hat and rags because poor as fuck 
>says any day now he'll score big on some booty but never does
how do you guys deal with late-night hunger? 
>tfw only thing available is grocery stores and globoslop 
>fridge not well stocked 
Send help
>>2374
drink lots of water. or go to sleep
>>2313
You should be careful not to make too many
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>>2374
i eat the foods
>>2374
I just drink hot milk, it makes me sleepy too as a plus
>>2374
I keep my fridge well-stocked and consume when I want to because I'm a monster. When I was in Japan it was so easy to run down to the FamilyMart and get whatever when the mood struck me I miss it dearly.
I have grazes all over my body and it hurts and I’m going into depression mode but suppressing it. These grazes made me lose hope!
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>>2427
kek I knew she was a tif from the way she dressed, good for her at least
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>>2428
Mfw I dress like an edgelord but I'm not a tif. Platforms are ugly though
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Using MRT to see how well it works and it's taken 14 hours to get to 30%, my computer is neither slow or clogged with files...
I haven't seen any tranny news in a while, because I don't go on social media and forums. Feels good
funny how every site is _C
CC
LC
JC
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>>2505
HKC
FC
oh shit
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Love me mateys
>>2505
Maybe I'll sound like a schizo to some, but there's a very important reason for this. C is the third letter of the alphabet. Three is a very important number. Even Pythagoras understood that it was sacred. The Christian concept of the Trinity evokes this sacredness.
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>>2607
Not only that, but JC is basically the 3rd IB of the LC lineage, so no wonder this place is so great.
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Should I drink a monster? I wanna run on the treadmill like a hamster, but I only have two left...
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>>2667
Put half in a suspicious flask to be consumed on the treadmill and save the other half for later. :chiyolay:
I’m about to look soooo good at this arcade and no one can stop me. I’m trying to manipulate myself into thinking this
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Alright, took me a while to get the creative juices flowing again. I only vaguely remember the ideas I was having, but here goes my lazy writing attempt.
ahem

The Year Is 2030.
Most young people wish to become influencers, but not everyone can be an idol with millions of followers. This has resulted in the creation of AI to pretend to be a stream chat while people pretend to streamers.
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The Year Is 2066.
After widespread adoption of brain chips among the population, mental pets became more popular than real pets. They don't require food, so there is no problem if you forget to feed them (or are too poor for that). They also don't get sick or spread diseases or poop everywhere.
The most popular type of mental pets are mental cats.
The brainchip allow for visual, auditory and haptic feedback, so consumers can experience the same things as real pet owners, only better. Their appearance is cuter, their purring is comfier, and their fur is softer. Real cats cannot compete. No real animal can.
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The Year Is 2093.
When most of the pet owners actually had mental pets, there was a push to ban the ownership of real animals. Real pets are now illegal, with minimal opposition.
This, alongside the ban of consumption of meat, marks the end of the contact of urbanites (now accounting for over 80% of the global population) with animal life. They had already lost contact with pests like rats and bugs since food-on-pills become the standard diet and these animals lost all reason to enter human dwellings.
The streets are now clear of strays, as nobody's pets have unwanted offspring that get discarded anymore.
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The Year Is 2098.
Copyright has become such a complicated and draconian law that a there is a push to retvrn to vintage media, such as books and VHS.
It started as a very small subculture thing, but we have gotten to a point where physical books are the only thing you can reliably read anywhere at any time and give to anyone without worrying about its impact on your social credit score. Still, only a minority of the population prefers this method as literacy rates have been dropping (70% of the population is only able to listen to audiobooks) and from the few people who can actually read text, most of them don't like the lack of sensitivity in the old writings, before everything went digital.
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>>2679
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>>2683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA

Reminded me of this song kek
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The Year Is 2101. The 22th century is predicted to be the century of the plants.
Having lots of potted plants in houses is a trend that has been steadily rising for several years now. People living alone feel a creeping sense of being entirely alone, even with their mental pets.
The complete absence of other life around them gets extremely unnerving to some, so they start littering their places with plants.
Only purely decorative plants are allowed, however, as growing edible or medicinal plants at home would impact of bottom line of the farming and pharmaceutical industries.
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The Year Is 2111.
Genetic engineering allowed people to choose coarse details of their children. It's not yet possible to sculpt their bodies, but it allowed a lot of freedom of choice.
Things like gender, rough personality, mood disposition, general height, body type and general proportions, longevity, etc.
Since men lost the gender war and are considered a bane on this Earth, there is a strong tendency in mothers to prefer to have girls.

>>2687
Doesn't sound too far off from the direction I'm taking this. You'll see.
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The Year Is 2176.
The preference for having girls has created a positive feedback loop where women feel safer (as there are less men) and thus are more comfortable in knowing that if they have a babygirl, she too will be safer. Now a bit over 3/4 of the population is female, and the most common parenting style is single motherhood. Though this is a different kind of the one from the previous century. These single mothers have their children from artificial insemination, mostly as a way to cope with loneliness. They usually live all alone with no friends and little contact with their family, and plenty of disposable income, so they opt to customize their child, and 98% of this demographic chooses to have a girl, the highest of any group, as they believe they will be easier to raise and relate to, as well as less likely to become a fuck up or go insane from a lonely lifestyle once they leave the nest or mommy kicks the bucket.
There is only one "problem" that came from this practice: as people keep choosing to have smarter babies, the average size of a newborn's skull keeps rising, and we got to the point where 99.9% of pregnancies would be impossible to deliver without medical intervention. Here, "problem" is in quotations because in practice it doesn't change anything; we haven't had records of natural births since last century.
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The Year Is 2244.
The lavish and lonesome lifestyle common in big cities (where people live relatively stress-free as they don't have to socialize, can rely on medication and online content to cope with stress, and aren't exposed to the sun) coupled with selective genetics and ever-improving healthcare, caused aging to become incredibly slow, even when compared to the 21st century. Now is it not uncommon for people in their 50s to look like the average 20 year-old two centuries ago.
Another contributing factor is that the majority of the population is female, so very few people suffer from male-only age-related problems like baldness, which further masks the aging process. Of course, all these people are sterile, as the biology of humans hasn't fundamentally changed, but this is hardly considered a problem, as the technology for freezing eggs has become extremely cheap. The lower costs and the asocial lives of people remain a common incentive for them to seek children as a way to avoid being alone.
On that note, there are 2 ways this goes: either a woman freezes her own eggs for this purpose while she still has them, or they will seek a younger female to bear a child and let her adopt it. The demand for children has been greater than the birth rate for several decades, so orphanages no longer exist.
The reason people take so long to have children is that they want to feel comfortable with where their life is going before making such a big commitment, and unlike mental pets, real babies will actually die if they are neglected, and are prone to be very messy and loud. This is compounded by the fact that virtual methods to cope with loneliness greatly stretch the time needed for the soul-rending pain of solitude to become unbearable.
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The Year Is 2304. The last male died this year. We begin the 23rd century as an unisex species.
More males cannot be produced as there is no more sperm bearing the Y chromosome in banks. Since the preference for girl babies has been so great for so long, donated sperm was promptly sorted between X and Y: X sperm would go to superior storage facilities while Y sperm would go to standard facilities. We are only now finding out that the "standard" facilities were completely inappropriate for storing sperm for more than a few years, but nobody was wise to this fact because it has been over half a century since the last request to have a male baby.
This is considered an existential threat for humanity as artificial production of sperm has not been cracked yet. However, the future doesn't look too grim. Research has comes a long way since the male population plummeted last century and there is still enough X sperm stored for at least 2 more generations. Furthermore, with the average lifespan now being over a century, humanity has plenty of time to figure out this problem. Although in all likelihood, only more X sperm will ever be able to be created, as the Y chromosome has probably been lost permanently, but it's not like anyone has missed it for at least 50 years.
There is still the possibility of unregistered males still existing in secrecy out there, but considering we are a planet-scale panopticon civilization with barely any untamed wilderness left, it is extremely unlikely that any of them would still exist unknown to us. Even if they did, they would have no means of reproduction, a female choosing to live outside of civilization is ridiculous enough, but them giving natural birth and both the mother and baby surviving is simply unthinkable.
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The Year Is 2305.
Artificial sperm production has been solved and, as predicted, only X sperm can be made. This means that males are no more. Maybe it is possible to figure out a way to recreate the Y chromosome, but literally who cares.
We also invented flying brooms this year, so let's call it even.
Broom racing is already predicted to be the most popular sport during the next Olympic Games.
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The Year Is the year is 2306.
There is a sudden trend of women burning their shoes and socks now that there are no more degenerate males to lust after their feet. This started as a joke, but hasn't stopped skyrocketing since it began.
The footwear industry is predicted to die by next year.
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The Year Is the year is 2307.
The footwear industry has died.
The nail polish and pedicure industry are booming.

OK I ran out of ideas, I'm just shitposting now, so I guess that's all folks. What do you think?
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>>2701
>2304
>23rd century
I meant 24th, I'm dumb.
>>2705
Ideal world tbh.
>>2705
Oh my god, it's you. Holy shit I didn't even realize until a day has passed. Kek the typing style too. I do like the fanfic though, except for the ending but it's typical for you. I think the loneliness and relationships between women is slightly bleak but incredibly realistic for humanity. I also like the amount of cute art you used for each segment.
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>>2773
The art is what clued me in, he can’t resist using those images
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>>2775
>He
Hmm?
I'm glad you liked it, nonas. I ended up writing way more than I thought I would, but that's usually how it is when I get the rare spell of inspiration to write fiction. Would be cool to have a proper thread, but I'd feel weird for creating one if I'm the only one who ends up posting.
Does anyone else like to write from time to time too?
I bought 20 cans of red bull and now I'm reminded of why I stopped drinking it.
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>>2802
Jesus. Careful Matey, you're going to give yourself cavities.
>>2802
Oh no no no buying in bulk doesn't mean you have to consume in bulk as well.
kek maybe we do need a anti consumerism thread for red bull nonna
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Found this autistic animator named Nickcheezy and his show, this intro is a gem. I'm rolling
https://youtu.be/xR0cHB9lyLM?si=GBtdsYm4dBRmxdIU
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>check log
>mysterious lol deletion
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WAS SO FUNNY I WANT TO LAUGH TOO :chiyofish:

>>2891
This is my favorite brand of autism
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>>2903
Looks like it's what this nonna replied to >>2814
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>>2903
the log is the feature I never knew I wanted. I'm looking forward to seeing more sass on there.
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>>2907
The mystery is solved!

>>2908
I like the log better than red text. It's fun getting a daily summary
<Good morning, burger privateers :chiyokiss:
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I read this in bed and felt incredibly called out.
<Good morning :chiyokiss:
I hate being called a burger because it makes me want a burger, but I love burgers, so really I deserve it, don't I?
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>shootin the shit at work with the one other woman here
>talking abt havin kids
>"I would have kids if I could guarantee I have only girls"
>woman tells me girls are dRaMa and have so much bUlShIt

Holy shit I'm so tired of hearing about this. Oh no, drama? At least I'm not gonna raise the next generation of rapists you dumb pickme.
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Aussie lemonade is the most /yohoho/ flavor of monster.
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>>2975
I love that flavour so much, didn't expect to see a post about it kek
Ovarit is closing :(( I'm really upset
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>>3059
WHAT
Are there no volunteers to take ownership of it?
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>>3060
I don't think girl_undone wants to hand off the site to anyone. The news just broke 2 hours ago. I don't know if she'll reconsider.
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>>3061
I hope she reconsiders too. I mean even just preserving the URL. Because you know that some tranny is going to snatch it and put dumb crap on the URL if it goes down.
If any nonnas are ever interested in an ovarit successor please consider fsdfsd which is what's used to run rDrama.

https://archive.is/ZZgzn the source is down for whatever reason right now... Lenny is another alternative. I never liked Throat.
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>>3061
She is such a control freak
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>>3059
Holy shit, what? Will she atleast provide archives of the threads or something? There was some good media discussion there when it started.
>>3063
I've seen some users talking about migrating to Spinster, and others are talking about reviving Tumblr. I don't have much experience with Spinster so I don't know what it's like, but it'd be interesting seeing a major revival of Radblr.

>>3065
Lowkey, yeah. I don't really appreciate the "burnout" excuse. Like okay, if you're so burnt out then take a step back from administration and get someone else to help you out.
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>>3068
Spinster admin is the same moid who helped set up ovarit in the first place. It's some kind of pleroma fork. So it's like a Twitter clone. The moids there like to kick up dramas, like the user Social Justice Wizard tried to call out some woman for not like Islam le gasp. Like shut the fuck up you little cry bully moid. I kinda like the reddit format better... But I still post stuff there every once in a while.

Frankly I don't buy the burnout excuse because ovarit has looked exactly the same since launch and it's not like they're using some custom made reddit knockoff, they're using an existing reddit knockoff https://github.com/Phuks-co/throat (which is fine). It's an invite only platform with maybe 5 posts a day... Where is the burnout from, exactly?

And there's really no one in the mod team that she would feel compelled passing stuff down to? Oh well, I won't be super critical... It's just sad and I'm lashing out.
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>>3073
I always get kind of annoyed when these female only feminist sites use a lot of moid collaborators but that's a very gay nitpick from me. The burnout excuse does seem very fake, maybe trannies getting onto her or something? I don't really know
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>>3074
I got more annoyed by them allowing moids in than having a moid collaborator
TIL burgers don't say hip, hip hooray and it kind of fucks with me a little kek.
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>>3103
Kek nona... Does anyone say "hip hip hooray"?
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>>3103
i remember characters saying that in cartoons from when i was little though
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>>3103
We also don't use cheers as an everyday pleasantry. I never got the hang of it during my brief time in the UK. :chiyocry:
>>3104
NZ, Australia and South Africa (and some bongs) do :chiyocry: Do you guys seriously just sing happy birthday and that's it, time to blow out the candles?
>>3105
I think it's an older Brit thing so that makes sense.
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>>3109
When do you fit in the hip hoorays? What is the tradition? We usually sing happy birthday, sometimes we add a chachacha in. 
This nona is right though >>3105 they say it in cartoons
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>>3110
Usually right after, and then sometimes Jolly Good Fellow gets sung depending on the area
... and it's you and me and all other people...
Here we do the birthday song then hip hip hooray three times, then count to their birthday age while clapping kek
i nöticëd thät thërë is ätlëäst önë  öthër finnish viking hërë öür chökëhöld öf ëvërÿ önlinë späcë nëvër cëäsës to ämäzë më whërë ärë ÿöü mÿ fëllöw pillägër
Do you pronounce it sage or 下げ?
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I HATE FIRE ANTS
I HATE FIRE ANTS
I HATE FIRE ANTS
:chiyogetout:
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bing bong wahoo
>>3134
say-ge
>>3144
Based queen
>>3134
>do you pronounce it the right way or the wrong way
Sah-geh
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>>3134
i pronounce it 下げ because i get autisticly annoyed when people mispronounce japanese words
like when people pronounce sake as "saw-key" instead of "saw-kay" it bothers me to no end kek
I don't post on 4chan anymore, waiting out the 15 minute gulag isn't worth it.
I have been trying to stop eating so much chocolate all the time, but lately the cravings are getting very intense. :chiyodrool:
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>>3196
I need chocolate desperately right now and I just finished my stash :chiyocry:
>>3196
It was awful during the winter months, I ate a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips in January. they were nearly expired and I didn't want them to go to waste okay? :chiyocry:
>>3177
This
>>3196
i think this is the first time someone used the droll emoticon, but it got added alongside the fish ome so it makes sense it got overshadowed :chiyofish:
>>3073
This https://gitlab.com/feminist-conspiracy/throat is actually their repo. Looks like the last thing she was working on was some kind of subscription service for ovarit.
I really want to order burgers
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>>3232
Let's both do it, nonnie
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>>3232
>>3233
Making me want to go get something. Burger is life.
What is the best hangover food? I always fuck up and go for mexican but every time I’m reminded that it’s not good for hangovers.
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>>3285
Pedialyte before and during the hangover, along with whatever food suits your fancy tbh. I like going to the waffle house afterward kek
The coyotes howled all night... creepy.
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we should do what tavern nonnie suggested in meta and have little run downs of our day, why not?

< Had a great breakfast, an OK day at work, and came home to 14 deer in my backyard... Maybe I'm glad I didn't get my garden started this year now!
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The cat thread picture makes me hungry, that paw looks like an Oreo with a fluffy marshmallow filling
>>3328
The tavern thread should be our version of the mundane shit thread
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I've made venison burgers. I'm going to eat them with cheese and fried egg.
>>3352
Who is gonna compose the autistic list of anal rules for the tavern?
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>>3359
Autistic lists of anal rules is a keelhauling offense, leave your tism at the door, yarr
>>3359
Here is my proposal.
//ahem//

ITT: we drink 'n' brawl 'n' sing merry songs, but mostly we talk about mundane events from everyday sea life.

This thread be fer mundane events. Supernatural events belong on the /x/ thread. (>>1275)
If yer post not be deemed mundane enough, the captain will throw ye overboard as shark bait.

/yohoho/ be NOT a chatroom. If ye want to chat, go to LC's Mundane Shit Thread. All off-topic posts must be reported.

For privateers that struggle to understand the topic of this thread:
<Making dinner be NOT mundane. Take yer stock to the cooking thread (>>411)
<Liking things be NOT mundane. Take yer interests to the hobby thread (>>19)
<Loving things be NOT mundane. Take yer adoration to the love thread (>>2300)
<Loving girls be NOT mundane. Take yer gayness to the gay thread (>>2620)
<Self-care be NOT mundane. Take yer tonics & charms to the tonics & charms thread (>>2283)
<Music be NOT mundane. Take yer shite taste to the shanties thread (>>762)
<Cats be NOT mundane. Take yer master to the cat thread (>>3194)
<Fishes be NOT mundane. Take yer catch to the fish thread (>>24)
If ye can't find an appropriate thread or just want to shitpost, use the dumbarse shit thread. (>>3359)

LUBBING LAND BE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!!
>>3364
kek I almost feel like I'm on LC right now nonna, except you're too funny. please try more to sound like a school marm
>>3364
Kek!
I do want the tavern thread though...
Who else is being extra careful about what they share over here versus what they post at the farm? I try to change things up to not be so identifiable.
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>>3391
It's only logical since this board is so tiny. It definitely feels easier to get lost in the crowd on lc.
>>3364
kek now I feel grounded.
Do you always write the entire url of this board on your browser to access it? I do, and because of that now I know it by heart.
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This picture used to live in my mind rent-free when I was a little kid
>>3397
I have Tor set up specifically for this board with one shortcut to yhh.
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>>3364
>LUBBING LAND BE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!!
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>>3407
Well sorry Ariel but you really made the wrong choice there. I'm sure there was some beefcake mermaid you could have picked instead of the prince guy.
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>>3407
Next time make the prince change into a merman for you! Eric doesn't give a shit about you, Ursala's magic aside he thought you were a massive tard, get your tail back and be free.
>>3411
Merman nona, unless Ariel swings that way perhaps?
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>>3411
shrinks away and turns into sea foam
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i need to stop replaying games from when i was young and impressionable
theyre never as good as i remember
im afraid of picking up tf2 again and finding out that it doesnt actually go as hard as it does in my head
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>>3415
NO I TAKE IT BACK NONNA NOOO PLEASE
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>>3447
Tis better to die at sea, than live on land matey
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>>3364
I'm so autistic i thought this wasn't a joke
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>>3449
It is!? Maybe I am retarded after all...
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>>3450
All the replies say kek so I'm assuming it's a joke... if it's not then that makes me double retarded
>>3449
>>3450
I thought it was taking the piss out of the mundane shit thread that has 500 disclaimers on what is and is not mundane in the most condescending shitheaded way possible.
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>>3454
I realize that's the joke,  I just thought nona was serious at first
There is a huge spider in the utility room and I'm thinking about what to do. I don't mind them when they're not too big but this one is beyond my tolerance level.
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>>46
Late but I can't see anything but blue and black, so weird.
>>3464
Big spiders = big prey, it's probably snacking on roaches keeping the area nice and free of them.
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>>3464
My policy with spiders is that if they are stationed in their own web, out of the way, I let them live. But if I see one o' them buggers crawling on my walls, I'm getting me boot.
Except for jumping spiders, they get a pass for being smol and cute and pspkpsks.
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>>3473
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>>3474
Samefag but nah I let a spider's web hang out in my room and it got rid of the flies that would appear every Summer. She's gone now and I miss Charlotte deeply. It helps if you live in a place without deadly spiders.
>>3474
First AYRT, I'm actually terrified of spiders. The ones in my country are large enough to eat mice, pygmy possums. and snakes but I don't harm them unless it's a highly venomous and agressive one or it's in my bed. Beats having flying cockroaches in my room.
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>>3476
Jfc that's a big spider. I think the biggest spider I've seen here is like 3cm. To eat snakes that must be like small dog size.
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>>3477
They're about ~15cm at most usually, the ones I'm refering to don't typically bite people unless you're violently manhandling them so they're okay despite how fucked they look kek.
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>>3478
Samefag, sorry I have very conflicting feelings about them, on one hand they're fucked in how they look and act but on the other they eat the afforementioned cockroaches which I can't do anything about because they come inside when it rains and I can't be spraying bug spray everywhere because I have pet fish and birds and I don't want to hurt bees.
My cats eat all the bugs that enter my house.
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>>3478
>15cm
yohoho is so slow it feels like every time I post something the thread dies for a few days. come on girls
>>3503
I went on vacation... I'm sorry... It's spring and it's time to go outside and get in the water and swim, you know?
I know weezer is super leddit but the undone sweater song (the original and the demo) hits so hard sometimes
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>>3503
Sorry, I do try to bump a few threads once in a while but suddenly the quality of my life has improved, when another depression wave hits maybe you'll find this place a bit more active.
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>>3524
tbh it is nice to be able to check a few threads and go about my day. I can be productive.
>>3503
I also try to bump and reply at least once or twice a day but unfortunately I can't be here 24/7 (not being snarky, if I had the choice I would :chiyoclasp:) TBH everywhere feels a bit slow at the moment, I think people are just busier this time of year.
>>3503
It'd be nice but I prefer slow with higher quality users. t's okay for forums not to be lighting speed. It's time to refresh your dopamine receptors
I fucking hate men I swtfg
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I thought I was being psychologically targeted... But then I realized the date lol
What do you guys think of the LC April Fools gag? I like it but holy hell is it broken (am on mobile)
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>>3579
I love it, there's so many references to old cows and LC history. It does make the fans on my fifteen year old thinkpad scream though.
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men should look like this
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>>3593
so true. damn i wish i still saw guys with that haircut its so good. why are so many guys now scared of having hair longer than an inch or two? its really sad
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i'm procrastinating on finishing writing my essay by trying to find something funny to post here but then i realized that none of the videos i have saved on my computer are even funny :chiyocry:
at least i found this cute seal birthday video that i forgot about until now!
>>3595
It’s 00s boy band look and associated with when millennials were young. If a millennial man were to wear that he’d get major pedo vibes a la Onision because he’s trying to relive his young glory days. 

 Zoomer men don’t wear that because they got the broccoli cut. It’s like the equivalent of a zoomer girl getting a side part aka outdated and unfashionable
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>>3579
Makes me nostalgic but it heats my phone up and drains my battery, shall not be posting much today.
>>3597
huh? side parts arent outdated or unfashionable
I need a job
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>>3619
But the job interviews … scary …
>>3474
i was gonna post a pic of a cute jumping spider i got on my finger but she hopped off before i could take a pic :chiyocry:
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i just spent like the last 15 minutes typing out some nonsense paragraph about how men annoy me because they're creepy, and that i feel like i have no online spaces to go an share my interests with because all of those spaces are just filled with annoying and weird guys. so i'm just left alone, occasionally observing their conversations and always leaving them feeling sad because they just say shit that makes me feel horrible and angry
but then i realized that i was kinda just preaching to the choir with my alphabet soup of a post and incoherent ramblings so i scrapped it all kek
idk i guess i'm just feeling kinda lonely, frustrated, and dumb. it feels like the only person i can talk to about my dumb interests with is myself and occasionally my one online female friend who i love, but don't get the chance to chat with super often. i just feel silly idk :/

>>3619
picrel
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>>3632
I keep scrolling past this and thinking how true it is... Unemployment is so peak. I can't relate to old people who say they wanna work until they drop.
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I was going to post how boring my day has been and then somebody backed their car into my car...
Ugh, the worst part about leeches is how itchy their bites are after they heal. And yet I still dream of terraium of them. Would be nice.
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Good morning nonas
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>>3691
Wow I'm learning about leaches today. I'm glad I didn't have to learn it first hand. Pet leaches sound very cute, and I hope you have one and post it.
>>3697
Good morning nonnie. Ugh, it's another day....
I'll be real sometimes I ask a question or interact with an anon and then I completely forget that I did it so I'll forget which thread it was and never reply back
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>>3806
God, same.
Good luck to all nonnies we forgot to respond to.
The auto quote feature on here is so nice

>>3806
Same. I remember the interaction and then can't remember what thread it was in.
I was talking to this moid and he lost his shit because I said the word "fatty". He said it's a no no word!
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>>3885
Reminds me of when I tried joking at my ex calling him a fatty because he made a lot of food one time, demanding I apologize to him for it. He did this when we would take the piss out of other people all the time. Like it's okay until I bruise your poor little ego? Pathetic. I can take a joke at my expense better than that.
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>>3886
Kek maybe he really was a fatty. Men's ego is so fragile it's fucking hilarious
Somehow null deleted KF's dark theme, fucking retard
Please God give me the motivation to go to the gym tomorrow
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>>3900
Did you?
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Holy shit I'm tired of AI bullshit being everywhere and not being able to opt out. Even on my goddamn OS, I open Mail and now I have fucking Apple Intelligence telling me retarded shit about a 2 sentence long email I can read in 10 seconds. I do not need a goddamn summary, fuck off! I have to go into settings and manually turn it off. It's such bullshit. At least arch is still unspoiled with this trash.
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>>3915
>At least arch is still unspoiled with this trash.
arch linux?
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>>3916
Yeah I use apple products and linux so I had to mention both in my post ofc.
I wish we had all this text formatting on LC. Posting in the Shayna thread would be on fire.

WIDE LOAD
>>3914
I did
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is anyone else watching the 4chan shitshow right now?
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>>3930
No, what's happening? The site is extremely slow to load for me right now
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>>3932
soyteens hacked it to it's core level. they have (or had) full access to every bit of the site. mass janny and mod doxings, code getting dumped, and more. if any of you sorry souls actually had a 4chan pass or used your email to get pass the filter, change your passwords now. the hacker says they're not releasing that information but if one hacker has it assume another also does.
>>3932
Some of the jannies signed up with their .edu emails, others with firstname.lastname format. One admin is a tranny, another may be an ex-cop. The jannies private board was also leaked.
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>>3934
This isn't even the first time it's happened and they still don't learn. Back in 2015, years worth of logs from the #janiteam IRC channel were leaked and several mods and jannies were doxed on 8ch, one of them even ended up with a thread on /cow/. How the fuck someone on 4chan doesn't understand basic opsec is beyond me. There's literal fucking guides written by different boards on how to not expose yourself. It's like they hand pick retards to be jannies.
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>>3930
I continue to be disappointed even though I really shouldn't be at this point. Hiroyuki really did just let 4chan rot after taking it from moot. FreeBSD 10.1-RELEASE-p45 was end of life in 2017. They were using phpMyAdmin...
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>>3929
So proud of you nonnie!!!

>>3935
This is so funny to me, it could be satire. Throwaway emails are literally free.
>>3936
>Hiroyuki really did just let 4chan rot after taking it from moot.
God, I'm disappointed but really not surprised. Just put it out of its misery already.
I wonder if this meals we'll see a 4chan thread on /shelter/
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>>3941
They all went to kf
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>>3942
It's amazing how resilient this place is to gaining traffic. Cloudflare itself could go down and jc will still get like five posts a week kek.
>>3942
Aren't they all on sharty? There are also some on cc.
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>>3944
I think sharty and kf will get the biggest traffic spikes. The only ones going to cc is /lgbt/ because they heard it's where neet girls go which is good for their larp
>raided /lgbt/ so hard the troons cried and /qa/ was shut down
>hates troons and is a prolific producer of TTD and ACK memes
>calls out discord groomers and hates lolicons
>hacks 4chan, leaks source code and tranny janny info
Maybe the sharty isn't bad after all.
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>>3946
Slapping Hiroshimoot for allowing 4chan to rot is objectively a good thing. Maybe soyteens will end up saving imageboards through their shenanigans.
>>3946
Sharty is pretty based besides the main population being misogynist little teenage boys. Its funny how the userbase is way younger than 4chan but it has the "old internet" feel that 4chan has been lacking for so long. Doxxing pedophiles and zoophiles is also great.
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>>3950
I was thinking how funny it is that 4chan got taken down by its spiritual successor. It's fitting, it's way better a death than I'd imagined for it.
>>3946
>hates lolicons
Sharty literally was pedo cesspool since its very beginning. The only reason why they pretend to be anti-pedo nowadays is because they actually managed to attract some real teenage boipussy to their site and they want to make those zoomers drop their guard down. The same way as 80% of cc population are scrotes larping as misandrists. It's very transparent once you see it. As a matter of fact, (you) also seem to be a psyopping soyteen, because (you) conveniently mention only the le based things sharty does that makes them look good and ignore the fact that they also spam TFD and post gore and cp on our ibs.
>hacks 4chan
Soyteens didn't do anything, they also were shocked when it happened. The entire event was orchesrated by some lonely obvious troon who happens to browse their ib. I mean, he chose to troll 4feds with miku and touhou music of all things.
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The sharty is complaining that beacuse of soyteens raiding 4ch there’s been a complete influx of twitterfags, tiktokfags, and 4ch refugees flooding the site. I don’t know why they would ever be surprised for the influx after taking credit for slaying the internet’s boogeyman kek. Thank god I’m older because I knew that if I was ever around younger men they’d be insufferable right now.
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>>3962
NAYRT but you sound a little insane, nona. Soyteens are not good people but nona probably doesn't know their full history and is speaking from an outsider perspective. That's hardly a psyop kek. Also touhou music is more oldfag culture than troon culture, same thing with Miku. you talk like you forget that 4chan was originally anime website. The soyteens didn't collectively do the hack but the hacker shared it there and used the site as his sole place to share info, so the hack gets credited to them really. Tbh I think it was an inside job and one of the mods was fed up with the site. It's hard to believe that nobody before this tried that exploit
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>>3967
They're reaping what they sew, 4chan was a containment. I don't know what they expected
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kekkkk the dancing miku up top
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>>3968
I agree, touhou and miku were relevant in weeb spaces since the 2000s, trannyshit only became prevalent around 2014/2015
>>3962
I remember one time some tranny (or trannies) spammed CC with CP and animal gore. It was so bad, and was up for hours. Even soyteens were appalled enough to spam soyjaks to knock it off the front page and said things like "DO NOT SCROLL, CP AND GORE", "MODS STOP GOONING AND DELETE THE 'P SPAM" etc. Maybe it was the same people doing it and concern trolling, idk, but it did seem like they were trying to bury it.
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>scrolling /yhh/ currently
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i love miku
miku is the best
all acts are righteous as long as they are committed in the name of miku
lets all love miku
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4chan being down has ruined other places I frequent and I'm so grumpy about it. No these places aren't 8ch or cc or kf, but either way they're getting mud all over my carpet and making a mess! Miku this isn't funny anymore they need to go home!!!
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took a break and came back to find yhh so lively! yarrr! :chiyolay:
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>>4005
what places. share with the class
>>4005
I've been avoiding lainchan and UC for the same reasons, I haven't looked at them since 4chan went down because I don't want to see even a smudge of them bunkering.
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>>4008
Welcome back, nonnie
Got a job interview next Tuesday. I don't know if I should be sad or happy
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>>4021
It's bittersweet, but for the best. Even if the job sucks just work it until you can move on to something better!
>be me
>be at work
>go outside for a walk bc it’s nice
>security guy says “hey can you stay in there for like 10 minutes?”
What’s happening out there, nonnas. I’m deadly curious now.
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>>4038
I'm throwing you a surprise party by I'm not done setting up, please wait warmly
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>>4040
<Aww nonnie!! You shouldn't have!
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>>4047
surprise!
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Happy Easter, nonas!
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>>4078
happy easter!!!
I must get back to working out today nonnies, please hold me accountable.
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I went exploring on the website because I'm bored out of my mind and see
>There are currently 4 public boards, 7 in total.
That means we're not the only secret community here. I wonder who else is hiding here?

>>4113
Did you do it?
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>>4144
The One We Cannot Name said something about another bunker board... hmm I wonder where they came from and if they're still active.
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Just woke up and the first thing that happens to me is a spider falls on my shoulder while I'm changing. Fuck spider and fuck people who like spiders.
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I'm about to go to sleep. Can someone tell me a bedtime story? 

>>4157
Terrifying, nona. I like spiders outside and away from me. If they touch me or get inside my house I will kill them.
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>>4144
>>4145
your posts made me curious so I thought I'd venture out to the overboard and poke around a bit, having only really ever explored /shelter/ and here... top of the overboard was an illustrated goblin harem. I can't hate bc it's their board and I appreciate them letting us stay here, but I think exploring beyond the pirate cove may not be for me
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>>4168
Fair kek, it's not for me either and here has more familiar waters. Also, I'm second AYRT and that anon I'm talking of also said it was another female only board, so I'm really curious about them and whether or not we'd mesh
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>>4168
I never venture to the overboard, but I read the meta thread in /origin/ because it gets update posts about the whole site. 

>>4170
I don't think it's a female image board, sorry if I made my first post confusing
>>4144
I didn’t that day, but I did yesterday. I leave my fate at your mercy, nonas
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>>4186
You have to swab the galley and wash the dishes for a month! On semi-related note I need to get back into it too. Want to share our efforts in the self improvement thread? We can hold hands while we run... :chiyoclasp:
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>>4187
Just think of the gainz I’ll make while doing all that swabbin and washing, arrr. And yes absolutely nonna.
I’m so bored!!! But all I have to do is write a 5-7 page essay and I don’t want too!!! Noooo!!! What else can I do? Nooooo…
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>>4209
do you have any chores that need to get done? when i'm procrastinating hard on writing stuff doing something that's at least a little productive makes me feel a bit better about not wanting to do my actual work lol
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>>4214
Nooo I'm at work waiting for the day to end. I have already cleaned my desk. Just 40 more minutes!
Yelled back at the piece of shit customer that has been calling me "baby" and "babygirl" in this weird voice towards me and my other female coworkers. He's twice our age, and I threw his stupid cigars at his feet and told him to stop. He called me a bitch and was gonna tell the owner about me being rude but I don't care. He's also a broke loser who pays for his cigars using change because his card declines on him frequently.
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>>4222
It should be more acceptable to be rude to shitty customers.
>procrastinate last paper of semester bc it’s due next month
>next month is in days
Oh no oh no oh no
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>>4299
i'm in the same boat as you nonnie :chiyocry: looks like we're both gonna be cranking out a whole paper in just a day. best of luck to you
I ordered the new seasonal drink at my local coffee shop and it was $3 more expensive. I didn't realize until after I paid :chiyogetout: :chiyotable:
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>>4301
AND THE DRINK SUCKS TOO
>>4299
I got a 69/70 for a paper I shat out in one day, I’m unstoppable
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Is there some kind of tag on me that always gives me bad fortunes? I know they're not real but I do it just to see if someone will tell me things will be okay,  even if it's just a script in a underwater basket weaving pirate forum.
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>>4313
You haven't been tagged or anything, sometimes the fortunes are just harsh. Also, everything will be okay and I hope things go well for you.
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>>4314
Th...thanks, webmin.
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>>4315
< I'm supporting you too, nonna. Things will be all right! For all of us.
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>>4316
Thank you, nona. You're right. We're all gonna make it even if it feels impossible!
It’s finals week. I got a 100 on one final and a… 75… on another. But I still have an A! 2 left to go. Wishing good fortune upon my fellow nonnies feeling the struggle.
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>>4376
good luck on your other finals nonny! i'm sure you'll ace them!! mine are going to be starting tomorrow, and i'm a little nervous tbh, but hopefully everything turns out alright :chiyolook:
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I need to buy some tuna
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>>4396
I love tuna and I love gibbons
>>4396
I use to love tuna, but for some reason I can't stomach it recently. I miss liking it. Tuna salad sandwiches are delicious
>>4382
I got a 50 on one....
But it turns out my professor was just being retarded and regraded it. So now it's a 91. And my last one is tomorrow! And it's even in the morning so I get it over with right away. And then I'm free!!!
Wishing you well for yours, nonnie
Being so filled with hope despite the world and despite everything that has happened to me feels weirdly powerful.
I need to clean my house today nonnies, wish me well.I did most of my kitchen yesterday and it looks so nice.
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How was your day, nona?
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>>4487
Good, I feel very productive. I got everything done. And yours?
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>>4492
Also good! Mine didn't start out productive, but finished productive. I got an art project done, and finished some chores I've been putting off!
:chiyofish: ATTENTION :chiyofish:
Arby's gyro is actually pretty good. I thought Arby's was the worst fast food option but this is pretty good for a $5 fast gyro! I wish it was chicken though
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>>4522
Arby’s gets a lot of shit for being slop but it’s actually pretty good. I never understood how McDonalds was considered less slop-like than Arby’s.
>>4522
i've never actually had arby's before so i had no idea they sold gyros. i thought it was all just shit loads of meat slapped between two pieces of bread kek
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>>4525
I thought so too but I had no other option today. It has lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and tahini sauce. Their meat isn't amazing, but with some grilled chicken this would be top tier fast food
How was your day, nonnas?
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>>4540
I'm so tired and my period hasn't left despite a whole week and i've been eating garbage... overall I could be doing worse. Also I just got crazy deja vu kek
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>>4541
oh what's the deja vu from? I hope you feel better soon, nona!
>>4540
I've been better. I have a case of tummy hurt after a singular beer. It was tasty, at least
guhhhh i thought i was done with all my classes but then i only now realized that i have a whole ass project that i need to do for one of them that i was not informed of until now, so i gotta complete it in like two days :chiyocooked:
i just wanna be lazy already and not worry about school anymore damn it
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I put my dumbass thoughts in the confession thread twice because I'm tired and then I couldn't even move my thought here because I got too busy and now my dumbass thought it's old and I feel weird sharing it
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am i dumb for not noticing this thread watch feature here until just yesterday? it's actually pretty neat, i wish they had something like this on lc
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>>4630
I saw it, but I wasn't sure what it did, so I didn't click it. So it just adds a little thread watcher doohickey to my screen so I can quickly refer to threads, very cool.
A newfag found my favorite mmo and has been spamming the newbie chat with bullshit ever since joining. He literally needed someone to send him the url to the website of the game he was playing. And ofc instead of just telling him to google it instead of being retarded, everyone falls over themselves to spoonfeed him like literally sending the URL. Oh my god, have we as a society forgotten how to gatekeep or what?? This fag isn’t going to be useful to the community if he needs his hand held through every action.
My 14 year old laptop finally kicked the bucket and I'm so sad. Nothing was really on it because it was just my beater laptop, but it was so tiny, light, and convenient to carry around. I'm so sad...
[Parley with yer hearties]
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