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Ahoy, mateys! - First Mate


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Watch out mateys! During a full moon, skeleton pirates roam the board
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why are skeletons so cool?
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>>836
Being undead unburdens you from lame stuff the living have to deal with
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It's a FULL MOON
You know what that means! 
Spooooooooky Pirate Time

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Share yer most precious cat photos and stories. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of catnip, for the cat lovers and pirates we be!
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>>4744
nayrt but i run my cat fountains through the dishwasher, i just keep the bowls on the top shelf. you'll need to scrub the tube portions a little, but otherwise it stays pretty clean.
I had a dream my cat was a twitch streamer but it wasn't going well. So he was sitting in my lap with airplane ears and his tail tucked between his legs. And he was like completely beside himself and flinching whenever his view count dropped. And I was trying to convince him that it doesn't matter because he is a little cat and he does not need to be a twitch streamer. But he was very upset.
Have any nonnies heard about the group feline guardian?-- just kidding. Unless?

More seriously, kitten season is happening in a big way in my area. I'm getting a lot of emails from the shelters about needing fosters. I used to foster for them but it just got so sad to say goodbye to the kittens, and I've already foster failed twice. Should I risk it again?
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I love cats so much. When I sit down, my cat chirps and runs over to get in my lap. She is so cute. Picrel reminds me of her.
My cat has opened the support page on my browser more times than I've ever opened it on purpose. He opens it nearly every time he jumps on my desk to beg for cuddles.

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Post fish ONLY or get scuttled!!!
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Not a fish but this sea creature is called vaquita marina and in Spanish that means small marine cow. Sadly it's almost extinct
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>>3353
They are so cute, it makes me so sad.

>>3053
I miss my betta tank at work. It was nice, 5 gal, low tech, planted. I had a huge pothos coming out of it. Loved it! But the office harpy told me it was making mosquitoes even tho the office has had mosquitoes for years before the tank was even there. Ridiculous! But I was made to get rid of it. I miss it every day.
>>3353
I had never heard of them before. Wikipedia says there's only around 10 left in the wild. Thank you for posting about them so I can know about them while they still exist.
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>>3433
Unfortunately illegal fishing destroyed their chances of surviving an extinction and it's very likely they will die out in the next decade but there's still experts caring for them and trying to keep the species afloat, so please consider helping out if you can
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Post all yer booty of anime and manga from the lands from the rising sun.
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>>4015
… I was just thinking I should finally finish Paranoia Agent. Hivemind real.
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Anyone here watching any animus as of late? 
I finally got back to watching Watashi no Ashinaga Ojisan/ My Daddy Long Legs after a long stint of not watching anything for a while. Idk why I stopped watching it honestly it’s very cute imo :D I wanna check out more World Masterpiece Theater shows after this. I know they’re currently doing a remake of Anne of Green Gables, but I didn’t even really like the original show so I probably won’t bother with watching it. Maybe I’ll check out A Dog of Flanders or Dororo. My watchlist is never ending I swear kek
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>>4606
Their designs are so cute, I might watch the show based on this one image. What is it about? I
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>>4614
Basically it's about this girl named Judy Abbot (the redhead one) who is this energetic and excitable girl that has spent her life living in an orphanage. It's only until one day some mysterious rich guy (who she refers to as 'Daddy Long Legs' because of his tall shadow that she saw as he left) offers her a scholarship to attend this fancy all girls boarding school. The only requirement for her is that she has to periodically send him letters talking about her life as she attends. The rest of the story then follows Judy as she attends school, gets to meet new people, and has fun living a fancy life that she has never experienced before.
I'm still pretty early into the show as I've only seen 8 out of the 40 episodes so far, but I think it's pretty enjoyable! Definitely has some melodrama here and there, but otherwise it's a pretty comfy show to watch if you're looking for something cute to enjoy. I'd check it out if you're curious. I'll link the OP/ED here since the music is pretty nice as well https://youtu.be/pGx-ZJPfLdQ?si=bP7ALPakbKDNF27t (Also please don't mind the shot of her in the bath and the weird upskirt shot in the OP, I swear it's not that kind of show kek. I could just be paranoid because those moments are pretty innocuous looking, but I worry that it might give the wrong
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>>4620
Don't worry nona, I'm use to anime so the illfitting fanservice did an otherwise innocent show isn't new to me. This looks really cute though, I'll be picking this up. Thank you for sharing! 
As for me it's been too long since I watched anything new. Nothing has sparked my interest in a while.

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>Be me, pirate sailing the seven seas, searching for treasure with me parrot companion beside me.
>I sigh sadly.
>Arghhhhhh... 'tis so boring on the high seas, if only I could hear bawdy tales of the everyday life experiences of other pirates, and mayhaps share me own!

ITT: post stories about events and experiences from your everyday life. The only rule is that all posts (excluding replies) must be formatted as greentext. Remember to avoid sharing personal details!
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>wait for an important meeting me quartermaster and I have organized a month in advance
>quartermaster is late
>quartermaster can't do shit for my finances, tells me to appeal to naval gaurds
>mfw
Should I send this landlubber overboard? A part o me wants to walk the plank myself.
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>>3437
>tfw you and your quartermaster hold hands and walk the plank together
>>3431
Did you know this picmix was made by a farmer or is it just a coincidence?
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>>3498
>be me
>pick random picmix to spice up the thread
>it's a picmix a farmer made
>mfw
Greentext of a repressed high school memory
>Be me, learning how to drive
>Need to go to driving school
>My road instructor is this guy with a turban that looks like a giant worm on his head
>Apparently he's a reggae musician, on the down low he teaches driving for some reason
>Inside my head I refer to him as 'The Wizard'
>Get inside the practice car, it's dirty as fuck
>like chip bags, mcdonalds burger boxes, soda cans
>wtf
>while driving I said a story calling a guy a fag during class, he laughs and he offers to get me a soda
>nice
>We stop by a gas station in another city, he gets a slurpee
>his sister calls, he picks up and his sister needs advice in her relationship
>he asks me for advice, I said maybe they should talk, he complains that my generation needs more action
>he complains about his two girlfriends, one in new york, and another in california. He hopes they don't meet each other
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Ahoy mateys. Methinks 'twould be a wise idea to work together to archive LCF threads. 'Tis expected that those green pastures shan't stay lush forever...

Archive threads and post the archive links here. Any threads important to you or to LCF's history should be archived ASAP. If we work together, it won't be such an arduous task.
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<Artist Salt
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Vocaloid Thread Archives
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>Western Vocaloid Community
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>YOHIO
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>Vocaloid General
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>Utaite Thread
https://archive.is/TrYLS (on going)
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>>3249
If enough time passes you won't identify with the post anymore, it's gonna be alright nonna
>>2454

>Gender Ideology Hate Thread:
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So, I'll hoist the sails and sing this sad song, Of a pirate adrift, who feels something's wrong,
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>>3490
>Luigi presumably didn't win Best Thread
>Cerb said there were votes that were discounted
>Yet somehow only the results of the PicMix and Favorite Cow Awards were changed
Curious...
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:chiyolook:
Actually quite a cute April Fool's this year
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>>3582
They did a great job, it gave me a jumpscare kek. Probably the best April fools on the site. My singular and miniscule nitpick is I wish the usernames didn't randomize on refresh.
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Do ye 'ave a taste fer booty? FROM (exclusively) A LASS? Do ye dive in the sea o' muff? Well, 'tis the thread fer ye! Ole Salts who 'ave plenty o' golden star badges or those who were late t' the party, be welcomed. 
Now; Baiters, Those who like lads(Males(Even thee lads drawn on paper.)), 'n Bilge-Suckin' Chappell Roan shall be whipped wit' the cat o’ nine tails. 
Complain, Lust fer, Joke, as long as 'tis on topic

< Who be the lassies ye be a-fond o'?
< When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?
< Do ye deal wit' any Scurvy curs ye detest ye fer yer lesbianism.
< Favorite lesbian movies, shows, books?
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< When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?

Driving home with my mom when I was a kid, this song came on the radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv33eaygVDQ and the only Billie Jo I knew was a girl in class. So the whole time I was listening to the song I was like "wait... girls can like girls... like you can do that?" I was so amazed, and the song was so sad and full of heartbreak. Only much later did I realize Billy Joe in the song was a dude.

Seeing the Craft with Fairuza Balk, also...
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<Who be the lassies ye be a-fond o'?
Butch women, although I wouldn't mind if a femme kidnapped me and forced me to be her gf.
<When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?
I started being serious in my interest in women and I just so happened to go crazy for a waitress at a waffle house. That's when I knew I might be a lesbian kek.
<Do you deal wit' any Scurvy curs ye detest fer yer lesbianism?
Not really, I moreso feel sad and lonely because I just want a gf but I don't even think I'm emotionally prepared for one. Also I'm ugly so.
<Favorite lesbian movies, shows, books?
I mainly like Manhwa. I love Amy, Opium, and getting to know grace are some favorites at the top of my head right now. Movies and TV shows are difficult for me to get into for some reason.
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>>2620 (OP) 
>Chappell Roan 
why are some of you so obsessed with her we've survived katy perries and such already
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>>3132
Katy was fake Bi, Chappell Roan calls herself gay
>>2673
Waffle house? The waitresses there got more PTSD than the military kek
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>>3138
Yeah but she is fake bi like Katy Perry and always causing a ruckus.

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You found it, now don't blab about it. SQUAWKERS GET KEELHAULED
>>45
my hero, I guess we can just post whatever. I doubt there are even any deckhands now that I think about it
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>>48
we be pirates after all! the deckhands cant stop us! yar har har
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>>55
avast! tis a pirate's life for me!
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redtext for a totally valid scrotefoil
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