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>Be me, pirate sailing the seven seas, searching for treasure with me parrot companion beside me.
>I sigh sadly.
>Arghhhhhh... 'tis so boring on the high seas, if only I could hear bawdy tales of the everyday life experiences of other pirates, and mayhaps share me own!

ITT: post stories about events and experiences from your everyday life. The only rule is that all posts (excluding replies) must be formatted as greentext. Remember to avoid sharing personal details!
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>wait for an important meeting me quartermaster and I have organized a month in advance
>quartermaster is late
>quartermaster can't do shit for my finances, tells me to appeal to naval gaurds
>mfw
Should I send this landlubber overboard? A part o me wants to walk the plank myself.
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>>3437
>tfw you and your quartermaster hold hands and walk the plank together
>>3431
Did you know this picmix was made by a farmer or is it just a coincidence?
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>>3498
>be me
>pick random picmix to spice up the thread
>it's a picmix a farmer made
>mfw
Greentext of a repressed high school memory
>Be me, learning how to drive
>Need to go to driving school
>My road instructor is this guy with a turban that looks like a giant worm on his head
>Apparently he's a reggae musician, on the down low he teaches driving for some reason
>Inside my head I refer to him as 'The Wizard'
>Get inside the practice car, it's dirty as fuck
>like chip bags, mcdonalds burger boxes, soda cans
>wtf
>while driving I said a story calling a guy a fag during class, he laughs and he offers to get me a soda
>nice
>We stop by a gas station in another city, he gets a slurpee
>his sister calls, he picks up and his sister needs advice in her relationship
>he asks me for advice, I said maybe they should talk, he complains that my generation needs more action
>he complains about his two girlfriends, one in new york, and another in california. He hopes they don't meet each other
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Ahoy mateys. Methinks 'twould be a wise idea to work together to archive LCF threads. 'Tis expected that those green pastures shan't stay lush forever...

Archive threads and post the archive links here. Any threads important to you or to LCF's history should be archived ASAP. If we work together, it won't be such an arduous task.
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<Artist Salt
1) https://archive.is/4v4vN
2) https://archive.is/migjT
3) https://archive.is/lN6PB
4) https://archive.is/wQa5f
5) https://archive.is/eOcO6
6) https://archive.is/kbK9i
7) https://archive.is/Dy7uu
8) https://archive.is/dVM48
9) https://archive.is/ubaof
10) https://archive.is/dX11t
11) https://archive.is/jKyhj
12) https://archive.is/cW7nb
13) https://archive.is/1gasE
14) https://archive.is/ZdSnK
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Vocaloid Thread Archives
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>Western Vocaloid Community
1# https://archive.is/yqQO8
2# https://archive.is/UauMY
3# https://archive.is/2c3Oa
4# https://archive.is/RtICS
5# https://archive.is/pK4b8 (on going) 
>YOHIO
https://archive.is/8LpoP
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>Vocaloid General
https://archive.is/kRT8g (on going)
>Utaite Thread
https://archive.is/TrYLS (on going)
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>>3249
If enough time passes you won't identify with the post anymore, it's gonna be alright nonna
>>2454

>Gender Ideology Hate Thread:
#8: https://archive.is/rbXqx
#9: https://archive.is/22uTR
#10: https://archive.ph/6hcgt
#11: https://archive.is/C2UtX
#12: https://archive.is/WHeqp
#13: https://archive.is/hN0ki
#14: https://archive.is/Fpb6B (current thread ~238 replies)
💞<Select /ot/ threads

>Tech Thread
#1: https://archive.is/598n5 (current thread)

💞<Select /g/ Threads

>Makeup Thread
#1: https://archive.is/KwRcV
#2: https://archive.is/0CkNa
#3: https://archive.is/JsMgZ
#4: https://archive.is/NDqjL (current thread)

>Face Shape Thread
#1: https://archive.is/H5haZ
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So, I'll hoist the sails and sing this sad song, Of a pirate adrift, who feels something's wrong,
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>>3485
I don't wanna sound schizo, but when the LC awards Google form was still up, I checked about 45 minutes before it closed and Luigi did have best PicMix, but he didn't have Best Thread.
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>>3490
>Luigi presumably didn't win Best Thread
>Cerb said there were votes that were discounted
>Yet somehow only the results of the PicMix and Favorite Cow Awards were changed
Curious...
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:chiyolook:
Actually quite a cute April Fool's this year
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>>3582
They did a great job, it gave me a jumpscare kek. Probably the best April fools on the site. My singular and miniscule nitpick is I wish the usernames didn't randomize on refresh.

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Post fish ONLY or get scuttled!!!
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>>3118
Your scurvy ass would know, matey.
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Not a fish but this sea creature is called vaquita marina and in Spanish that means small marine cow. Sadly it's almost extinct
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>>3353
They are so cute, it makes me so sad.

>>3053
I miss my betta tank at work. It was nice, 5 gal, low tech, planted. I had a huge pothos coming out of it. Loved it! But the office harpy told me it was making mosquitoes even tho the office has had mosquitoes for years before the tank was even there. Ridiculous! But I was made to get rid of it. I miss it every day.
>>3353
I had never heard of them before. Wikipedia says there's only around 10 left in the wild. Thank you for posting about them so I can know about them while they still exist.
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>>3433
Unfortunately illegal fishing destroyed their chances of surviving an extinction and it's very likely they will die out in the next decade but there's still experts caring for them and trying to keep the species afloat, so please consider helping out if you can

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Arghh mateys, we be in need of more pirate-y memes and picmixes for our ship!

Please post your contributions ITT for other anons to use! Pirate-fied reaction images, memes, or picmixes are very welcome!
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i saw that there was an elsie version of this image so i figured that a pirate tan variant might be useful as well :>
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>>1499
<very cute thank you nona
>>1499
this is amazing nonna kek, love it
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Sometimes weatherin' the turbulent seas o' life can get a pirate feelin' a bit down, but the best way to lift yer spirits is to remind yerself of all the wonderful treasures that life has to offer! 
Share anythin' here with yer mateys that makes ye happy. Be it cute animal pictures, good things that have happened to ye recently, or news that can make even the saltiest sailor crack a smile. No matter how mundane or extravagant, it all be welcome here!

The only rule aboard this ship is that negativity will not be tolerated. Any knave that wish to plunder our happiness from us will be made to WALK THE PLANK!!
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>>2614
This. I love that we're getting constructive discussions on here, I'll try to lurk less.
the woman who threatened to jump me over coming forward about my ex during me too has had her hairline recede what looks like 2-3 inches and it’s absolutely crazy, she has like a seven head and i think i’m starting to think it isn’t a she because it is very clear male pattern baldness??? anyways she wipes up shit off the walls of elementary school bathrooms for a living and she didn’t even get the job herself, her pedophile boyfriend who should be doing something with his computer science degree but instead is sniffing around schools which is so sus considering the money he could be making? got her the job. now i’m just waiting to hear about him getting caught with child porn. karma is real.
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>>2924
kek, I love your ability to express yourself here.
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>>2945
i love the girls supporting girls vibe here
i love that we can use emojis here :DDD :chiyokiss:

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Do ye 'ave a taste fer booty? FROM (exclusively) A LASS? Do ye dive in the sea o' muff? Well, 'tis the thread fer ye! Ole Salts who 'ave plenty o' golden star badges or those who were late t' the party, be welcomed. 
Now; Baiters, Those who like lads(Males(Even thee lads drawn on paper.)), 'n Bilge-Suckin' Chappell Roan shall be whipped wit' the cat o’ nine tails. 
Complain, Lust fer, Joke, as long as 'tis on topic

< Who be the lassies ye be a-fond o'?
< When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?
< Do ye deal wit' any Scurvy curs ye detest ye fer yer lesbianism.
< Favorite lesbian movies, shows, books?
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< When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?

Driving home with my mom when I was a kid, this song came on the radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv33eaygVDQ and the only Billie Jo I knew was a girl in class. So the whole time I was listening to the song I was like "wait... girls can like girls... like you can do that?" I was so amazed, and the song was so sad and full of heartbreak. Only much later did I realize Billy Joe in the song was a dude.

Seeing the Craft with Fairuza Balk, also...
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<Who be the lassies ye be a-fond o'?
Butch women, although I wouldn't mind if a femme kidnapped me and forced me to be her gf.
<When did ye discover yer eye fer the lassies?
I started being serious in my interest in women and I just so happened to go crazy for a waitress at a waffle house. That's when I knew I might be a lesbian kek.
<Do you deal wit' any Scurvy curs ye detest fer yer lesbianism?
Not really, I moreso feel sad and lonely because I just want a gf but I don't even think I'm emotionally prepared for one. Also I'm ugly so.
<Favorite lesbian movies, shows, books?
I mainly like Manhwa. I love Amy, Opium, and getting to know grace are some favorites at the top of my head right now. Movies and TV shows are difficult for me to get into for some reason.
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>>2620 (OP) 
>Chappell Roan 
why are some of you so obsessed with her we've survived katy perries and such already
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>>3132
Katy was fake Bi, Chappell Roan calls herself gay
>>2673
Waffle house? The waitresses there got more PTSD than the military kek
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>>3138
Yeah but she is fake bi like Katy Perry and always causing a ruckus.

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Yarr, tell o' yer fanciful hearties ye'd take on a grand voyage!
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nuff said
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The one and only
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yohoho, what be we drinking mateys
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>>784
Drunknona here
I had a glass last night too with my dinner, I hope yours was delicious
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I'm having ginger ale mixed with vodka because I have tomorrow off
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I have drunk too much black coffee on a empty stomach.
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>>1103
Oh no, I used to do that on accident and I found out it makes me super anxious. You should try to eat a little and drink some water
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>>1104
I'm having dinner soon, I just have to tough it out until I finish making it ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ Spagbol will save me hopefully

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Watch out mateys! During a full moon, skeleton pirates roam the board
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why are skeletons so cool?
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>>836
Being undead unburdens you from lame stuff the living have to deal with

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