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Ahoy, mateys! - First Mate


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Test thread, please ignore.
testing

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Post a lad you're fond of, keep it SFW please.
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Does anyone have recs for het where the FL is around the same age or slightly older?
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>>9986
I don't have any recs, but maybe you could find something that scratches the same itch on ao3?
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Confess yer wrongdoings, open yer hearts, and speak the truth of yer misdeeds ye scallywags!
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Kinda wish I cared about stuff like the Oscar's but I don't know any of the celebs and haven't watched any of the movies. I do watch movies,  but generally those are older films,  so I am not aware of what other people are talking about and it does make me feel a bit left out,  but I do usually really enjoy the movies I occupy my time with, so I don't want to abandon those and start watching modern stuff instead.
I've never been banned for scrotefoiling because I never miss :chiyofish:
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>>7023
a true heroine!
I keep encountering people talking about how they tip the hotels they stay at for having a clean room? I never do this and now I'm wondering if I'm supposed to be doing it but it just doesn't make sense to me because I feel like paying for the room to be clean is part of what the price of a hotel room should include? So I guess, confession: I don't tip hotels? But is this a real thing or is it just bots saying it?
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>>7138
I've traveled plenty and I've never tipped for any of my stays, even the long ones. I've also read articles/posts/etc. that encourage tipping housekeeping staff but I haven't encountered anyone who actually does it. I can sort of justify it if the room got especially filthy, but why would you let it get like that in the first place?

It might also just be a smokescreen to justify cash disappearing when it's left out kek, hotel staff clearly thought it was a tip.

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Yar mateys.

'Tis boring to sail on the seven seas without a sailors' tune to pass the time.

Share yer favorite songs and lyrics in this thread.
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I WANT LC AND WC AND YHH TO KISS
cc isn't invited because it's all troons
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>>6656
Surely CC isn't ALL troons
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>>7137
SURFBOARD
SURFBOARD
grainin' on that wood, gr-gr-grainin' on that wood

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Captain's asleep, post parrots. Other fancy fowl are welcome as well.
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>>4717
I love them...
>>4629
seconding this there’s no excuse for culling them. there’s plenty of people who need young roosters.
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>>4756
Quail roosters though? I guess it can be my niche.
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Old news but I just saw this. The parrot went missing for a few years and came back home speaking Spanish. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/parrot-returns-to-british-owner-speaking-spanish-four-years-after-disappearing-9793170.html

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And if ye be a landlubber lookin' to set sail into webdev, coding, or general computer related things, fear not! We be a friendly crew. 

If ye be wantin' to discuss a new IB, here be the place.
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>>5735
admin stole my credit cards??? what did she buy
>cerbmin stole my CC
>Fraudulent charges for DIY HRT
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>>5737
I would've assumed the charges would be for cosmetics on discord.
>>5737
sometimes i think cerbmin could perfectly be blaine, he just needed to stop sperging about his male opps and retards there wouldn't notice
Not mine, but a new IB has been made.
https://witchan.org/

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Arghh mateys, we be in need of more pirate-y memes and picmixes for our ship!

Please post your contributions ITT for other anons to use! Pirate-fied reaction images, memes, or picmixes are very welcome!
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i saw that there was an elsie version of this image so i figured that a pirate tan variant might be useful as well :>
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>>1499
<very cute thank you nona
>>1499
this is amazing nonna kek, love it
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found a renfaire photo from 2009 while surfing the web, so i thought i'd bring it here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/dysonstarr/3984967625/in/photostream/

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Aye it be time for a new thread, mateys. The first one be locked.

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If status.lolcow.farm is up despite LC being down why can't they just host a board there for us to bunker in?
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>>6242
I assume that the status page is not actually owned by lolcow but is a courtesy service that the host gives to sites for situations like this. I know literally nothing about web hosting though :chiyolay:
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>>6244
i fink ur rite
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>>6225
No more LC in 2025. :chiyosleep:
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>>6253
Probably for the best tbh. Let the neets go and spend more time with their family than on lolcor for new year's eve kek.

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Ahoy thar! If you check yer maps you'll find that there be an X that marks this here spot! Aye, though there be no jewels you'll find a real treasure trove of enlightenment. This enchanted place is one where ye can give and ye can recieve.
<The rules be simple, be kind and courteous to ye fellow crewmates
Hark! There be faefolk about! Do not divulge ye personal, identifiable information or ye shall be kidnapped and forced to join their wicked, nightly hunts forever!
Do you think it's true that mods target certain anons more than others?
Should I switch jobs?

Current job
>Only pays $40k
>Can literally do whatever I want
>Done with work after a few hours
>Got caught playing vidya once and said I was testing hardware no1curr
>M-F 8-5
>I like my coworkers

Potential job
>$100k
>Have to actually work
>Interned there and don't like people
>Probably can't vidya, too much surveillance
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>>6133
This depends on a few things. What are the possible avenues of growth or promotion at the cozy job? Are you the sole breadwinner or are you a double income household? Is the second job permanent or can it be a stepping stone?
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>>6133
wtf kind of job is this kek
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>>6136
I'll be lead of my department at cozy job once the current lead retires which will be a few years. There's not really any other promotions unless I switch departments. I got a 10% raise recently, so I'm unlikely to get any others until our cost of living adjustment. Cozy job also comes with a pension and great insurance. Double income household, other person makes $55k. Not sure if the other job would be a stepping stone but I doubt I'd ever want to make more.

>>6139
Tech support at a community college lol

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Yar show me yet whittlin' skills and whatnot. I be in need of a new pegleg
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>>3659
Thanks! I can't wait until it all dries.

>>3676
Lol that's what we were saying, it all looked like spaghetti.
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Here's all the colors I ended up with. I meant to make black but I ended up with a steel gray kind of looking color. I ran out of black food coloring... But the color I got is still pretty cool. I just don't know what I'm going to make out of it. I was going to make a cow onesie. I guess I can always over dye it.
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>>3695
I hope you give us an update soon nonna
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>>3745
Kek, I started a different project… A little coat with a bear hood. I’m done with the body, working on the hood now.
>>3695
Still haven't made anything with these, lol. But the bear hood sweater is done, at least? Haven't even caked them...

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