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>>2300 (OP) 

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love me pasta, simple as

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Made me think of this place

>>7177
Me on the left (I'm a pirate)

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just saw picrel. it reminded me of a time I traveled abroad, had just gotten to my hostel the night before. my first morning there, I decide to go for a walk around the hostel to see what's nearby/find a bakery for breakfast. It starts lightly raining, so no big deal really, but an older woman chased me down and offered up a spare umbrella to me. I tried to politely decline at first, but she was really insistent. I ended up carrying that umbrella the rest of my trip. It makes me happy to think about this woman. I hope she's doing well!

>>6385
>Barbacoa sounds delicious too!
I think I might have screwed up on this. The recipe I loosely followed said to sue Boston butt, this doesn't exist in Europe so I used pork shoulder and now there's a deep layer of fat sitting on top of the sauce.


>I still want to try that Texas chili that was mentioned in >>6318
For the marinade I used avocado oil, chipotle chili flakes, garlic granules, smoked salt flakes, smoked paprika, freshly ground black pepper, a sprinkle of green tabasco and a drop of scotch bonnet hot pepper sauce. Mix it into a paste, add the chicken, making sure it has a good coating and then leave it in the fridge over night.

I can't give exact amounts as I just eyeball everything. You might also want to substitute the tin of tomatoes for extra stock, adobo paste and some tomato paste. Adobo paste is difficult to find and expensive where I live, so I tend to avoid using it if I can.

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fry garlic/herb/spice/paste all together in the pan for a bit, then add the chickpeas and broth and bring to boil. after that, add in the pasta and cook it for however long the box says. very good! 
i was just using what was in my cabinet, so i used chicken broth instead of veg broth, and basil instead of tarragon, and didn't add the nutritional yeast and it turned out super well!

A coworker brought in homemade brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and they were so good! I want to make some too!

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Currently making this one! Already I had to give it an extra 10 minutes of cooking time for the orzo to soften, but it's smelling really delicious and I'm looking forward to it! The 170 is in Celsius in case any of you are curious to try it.

>>9990
yarr it be me again, but it turned out pretty nice I think. I'd probably prefer it with more seasoning next time, but this does feel like a pretty hearty meal and should serve me well for my work lunches the next few days and it's a nice change of pace from my usual.

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ATTENTION
I am drunk. I am soaking in a hot bath with rose scented bath salts. I am eating a burger and fries and drinking a full bodied, buttery chardonnay. It pairs well with the fries. I WILL continue to get drunker. Thank you.

a revelation: alcohol isn't meant to be mixed lol. 
>tfw mixing some high quality eggnog with hand crafted spiced rum 
>can't taste the eggnog for shit 
;_; i weep. chasing is the superior method for drinking

>>6101
Man I want some rum now

>>6101
same anon. i am back again to brag about chasing spiced rum with chocolate milk. the aftertaste of the rum accentuates the flavors of the chocolate milk that's so much better than mixing, i love this. def recommend. sort of hoping there's an anon lurking who's drunk too but this board is so quiet. :( would love to share some spontaneous feels with someone, even if it's retarded

Had a really yummy rose cocktail tonight! I love rose! I love yummy cocktails!

>>6112
Possibly because she's annoyingly neurotic and talks about blowjobs everywhere she goes non-stop, so it's funny to troll her.

>>6112
Pick me behaviour

Guess who got a video from this fag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnQacTs2zkU

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapingPrisonPlanet/
This whole subreddit is full of 4Chan refugees and some truly unhinged posters

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>>9170
It seems they're asking the deep questions over there, but I have no clue what it is they're talking about.

>>8119
You're welcome, matey!

>>8116
i know nothing about this game but just downloaded it kek. is it good? any tips?

>>8122 
Nta but it's fun if you enjoy grinding. Otherwise, you'll hate it. You'll need to use a guide very often while playing. I played it obsessively for 40 hours a few years back, but got burnt out and haven't picked it up again since.

>>8122
I haven't played it yet, but from what I gather it's a management game where you need to take care of a graveyard. It seems to have some fun paths you could take. You can choose to cut corners and run your graveyard like an insane person, if you like.

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part of me is considering playing acnh again but I'm a bit hesitant because I remember what a huge time sink it was for me before... but i've been missing it lately

I like men with lots of lean meat. I'm not sure if this is a sexual feeling or something more primal. I just want to feel the flesh on my teeth. I want to chomp down and tear off a piece. And I want to savor it.
That is what jollies my roger.

thinking about an attractive guy being forced into crossdressing, but less about the clothing and more about his mental state. how embarrassed he feels about his cock stiffening just from wearing a skirt, or the sensation of stockings on his legs. how much he doesn't want to be turned on by it, but is. how he's internalized the idea of clothing being degrading and it being "gay" in his mind, so he's having unwanted thoughts about sucking cock and being topped. his arousal directly being linked to feeling degraded. things like that.
i can't get into any of the actual crossdressing stuff i've seen online, it's all just off-putting sissy and "femboy" stuff that either glosses over the mental aspect, lacks it entirely or reduces it to a simplified, generic brainwashing fantasy. the other thing is that he still has to look like an attractive guy when dressed up. no fake tits, wigs or heavy makeup. long hair is nice, but it can't look or feel too manipulated. 
if i had to have one of those fetish split screens, it'd be one with a scene of the guy living a normal life, doing normal things, next to a scene of him stroking his cock while crossdressing and trying to strike a balance between moaning enough to feel "defeated" and being quiet enough to not be heard. he'd have to look hot in both.

if i couls draw right now and wasnt stuck at work i would draw a sexy debussy being sexually harassed at Witchcon by a really warty green Fat Ugly Witch whos a big fan of him. because its funny and that one sister from the hornyposting thread reminded me of it

>>8428
Sometimes I like thinking about biting into a man and he tastes like steak. Though if he's lean and sinewy then it'd probably be like chewing something like a flank steak which is pretty tough. I still think it'd be fun though and I would take great pleasure in relentlessly gnawing on him while he's crying in pain.
Also I wanna drink a guy's blood. Okay maybe drink is a bit too much because I don't want a ton, but I think that metallic taste of his would be quite exciting.

>>9100
I wish femininity wasn't seen as an embarrassing or degrading thing tbh. I don't really see how this is any different from your bog standard sissification fetish except for the fact that the dude is actually handsome.

>>9104
Based based based if you ever get the chance to draw that I would love to see it

>>9109
i'm blackpilled on male nature and don't really care because i've divorced my own thoughts on femininity from male points of view. the whole thing is too hypocritical and often self-contradictory for me to worry about it anymore. i mostly just like seeing men suffer and feel embarrassed. sissification content by men treats the idea of it being degrading as some natural, innate thing and doesn't dwell on how sick it actually is, while i'm heavily into the latter. outside of that, i just don't think most clothes should have particular gender categories or expectations imposed on them in the first place.

>>8338
She is literally me.

>>8338
you should give the witches glasses so they can be Debussies

>>8338
I like the hat going from yhh to uhh in the last panel

>>8342
Nayrt but he didn't invade, witches did!

>>8338
The witches look exactly as they should.  Makes me curious how 'generic' privateers or farmers should be drawn.

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>>5604
>When did you discover him?
February 5, 2025. He's a newer discovery of mine, but I hope to go on and love him for many years to come!
>What are your favorite aspects about him?
There's a lot to love honestly... If I were to really narrow it down though it would probably be his intelligence and his level-headed demeanor. 
>Do you own merch?
I do! I'm currently working on making an ita bag for him, though progress is a bit slow right now. I have a good handful of can badges, some keychains, an acrylic standee, and a few tiny nuis.
>Or show your dedication?
I'm too nervous about expressing my power level publicly to be honest kek. Maybe one day if I grow more brave or find some merch that's relatively subtle I might be fine with showing off publicly. My ita bag will likely be sitting in my room for a while I guess...
>Tell one fun fact about him
It's mentioned maybe only once but it's implied that he can speak multiple languages and is also good at drawing!

My husbando isn't obscure or anything, but idk if I should post him or not since I've posted about him many times in the lc husbando threads and I don't wanna intentionally avatarfag in here or anything like that

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>>5604
>When did you discover him?
2017, but I didn't publicly husbandofag for him until this year or so, because I got shitted on for liking him back in the day because people called him "problematic".
>What are your favorite aspects about him?
He's an evil bastard, but he's really elegant and beautiful.
>Do you own merch?
He almost never gets merch so most of the stuff I get is doujin stuff, usually from Chinese/Japanese artist. Most doujins I have of him are almost 20 years old kek
>Or show your dedication?
Most I do is hang the pins/keychains I have of him on my bag.
>Tell me one fun fact about him
he paints his nails in canon lol. Pretty sure he gave me a huge hand fetish because of that.

9 months since th elast post, i don't care, i don't care if i get WALKED THE PLANK FOR THIS. I FUCKING LOVE MY HUSBANDO, I LIKE HIM A LOT, HE'S REALLY CUTE TO ME...... IW ANT TO , HUG HIM.. AND SLEEP NEXT TO HIM, and hold his, big . chest, it looks, comfy and warm (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) he's big and cute! i like him a lot, i wan tto HUG him, and give him the big snuggles, i wish, i could have him for me. he seems really sweet personality wise, he's cute, he's a bit of a sofite, but not a limp wristed scallywag, just a cute guy who's cute and nice. i really like him, i would hug him, and i want to be close with him because he's really cute. (please don't make me walk the plank for this i'm SLIGHTLY drunk typing this, i don't really care though, if i get banned i don't give a shit since this is the bunker basically, but please don't acttually do it). yarr harr fidely dee (

>>8363
Based matey who loves her husbando. I'm glad you're happy together!

>>8363
this is (You). this is what (You) sounds like.

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>>6985
These things. You usually just squirt it once or twice to flavour water but you dump the whole thing in for a borg.
>>6989
It's a bag of wine. They're usually silver. Australians tie the goonbag to clotheslines and drink from them, then use them as an impromptu pillow.

>>6991
Thank you! I've looked up more on the goon bag. It seems Australians are quite amazing.

>>6993
They have very fun names for things! I'd love to visit but I'm terrified of flying kek.

>>6994
I think I'd like to visit as well, but the flight would be very long (and expensive  )

GOD SOMEONE IN THE LC BUNKER THREAD MENTIONED THIS BT I'M PISSED OFF AGAIN, I REMEMBERY TRYING TO JOIN THE LOLCOR MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE 3 FUCKING TIMES WHEN THE SERVER NONNIE SAID THE WHITELIST WAS OFF BUT I WANS'T ABLE TO FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!!!!I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MIND CRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT, I DON'T EITHER BUT I WANTED TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8215
Isn't that tthe same archive link that was posted on the sharty? Weird.

>>8255
It's probably the same person. Not surprised there are angry farmers who would do that.

>>8256
That person on LC is also going on about "quirky chungus" posting. I think it's as >>7638 said. Highly likely that what we're seeing is the racist stoner person having a multi-site, several-day melty and trying to disrupt the site. From the things she said about herself on WC, she didn't seem stable, so I wouldn't put it past her.

>>8257
not arguing with you but why do you think its the racist stoner chan

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