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yohoho, what be we drinking mateys
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GOD SOMEONE IN THE LC BUNKER THREAD MENTIONED THIS BT I'M PISSED OFF AGAIN, I REMEMBERY TRYING TO JOIN THE LOLCOR MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE 3 FUCKING TIMES WHEN THE SERVER NONNIE SAID THE WHITELIST WAS OFF BUT I WANS'T ABLE TO FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!!!!I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MIND CRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT, I DON'T EITHER BUT I WANTED TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kind of want to try this one out tomorrow... it's maybe a bit much on the sugar, but it sounds interesting and I'm drinking regular jasmine tea right now, so might as well, right?
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>>12647
This sounds delicious! Definitely try it and report back!
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>>12649
just tried it out-- it's REALLY good! definitely on the sweet side, but the jasmine flavor works really well with the matcha, and I think letting it steep overnight made it quite strong (I was worried it would either be very faint and overpowered by the sugar or rather bitter, but it works out great!)
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>>12654
Yummy! I'll have to give it a try. Maybe I'll modify the sweetness. I prefer a little less sweet!

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Confess yer wrongdoings, open yer hearts, and speak the truth of yer misdeeds ye scallywags!
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>>12514
I mean if you're white and you say you're black on the site wouldn't that be race faking in some form 
>>12520
If it's on a VPN they'd probably assume it's multiple people or someone who's mixed race, plus you could just post in one or just say you're a certain race without posting in race specific threads
I entertain the thought of squawking in the moovie room. All the best users hang out there, they deserve to board the ship of they want!!!!!!
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>>12583
I squawked about it before. Why do you think the mascot is in the thread pic kek?
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>>12583
>>12584
I'm gonna kick both of you overboard tonight.
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>>12584
I think it's the only place worthy of it. They're the best ladies. 

>>12585
Me hearty no! I have nowhere else to go!

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Our ship be in need of cooks for out long sails. Post yer recipes and culinary misadventures.

I learned to make chocolate chip cookies, and then I figured out that I can bake them in the microwave instead of the oven. Now I have a batch of raw dough in the fridge that I can scoop up whenever I feel like having a fresh cookie.
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fry garlic/herb/spice/paste all together in the pan for a bit, then add the chickpeas and broth and bring to boil. after that, add in the pasta and cook it for however long the box says. very good! 
i was just using what was in my cabinet, so i used chicken broth instead of veg broth, and basil instead of tarragon, and didn't add the nutritional yeast and it turned out super well!
A coworker brought in homemade brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and they were so good! I want to make some too!
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Currently making this one! Already I had to give it an extra 10 minutes of cooking time for the orzo to soften, but it's smelling really delicious and I'm looking forward to it! The 170 is in Celsius in case any of you are curious to try it.
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>>9990
yarr it be me again, but it turned out pretty nice I think. I'd probably prefer it with more seasoning next time, but this does feel like a pretty hearty meal and should serve me well for my work lunches the next few days and it's a nice change of pace from my usual.
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Just made this recipe! It was so good! 
<Cinnamon Roll Mug Cake (translated)
Filling:
1 tbsp butter (melted)
1 tbsp brown sugar
1 tsp cinnamon 

Cake:
2 tbsp butter (melted)
1 tbsp granulated sugar
0.75 dl wheat flour
>I used all-purpose, 0.75 dl is around 5 tbsp
4 tsp milk
1/4 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp vanilla sugar 
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Oi, mateys, any true pirate has some spooky stories to share! Strange things be seen alone at night on the high seas...

Share yer tinfoil theories, paranormal experiences, or other creepy stuff ITT.
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>>11728
I keep having dreams horrible things happen to me. Ceasefired and now they're back again. I don't ever know what it represents, I have deep trauma, but for them to stop and resume baffles me. Maybe it's a similar case?
Nimu is making bait threads herself in order to create activity in her site
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>>12184
No that's me her number one fan. Next I'm going to force webmin to change everyone's names to Nimu again.
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I think technology is evil. There are half ironic memes about computer chips being demon summoning runes and it almost feels true. The amount of evil brought into the world through the internet outweighs the good.
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>>12219
Inside a computer would be a good place to hide such a thing

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Arr this here be a thread for yer blabberin' o'er consoomer scallywags who've plundered too much booty fer their coffers
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>>12238
There's still time if you want some TRA funded swag. Submissions are open until Oct 2nd I think.
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>>12259
The only thing I'm worried about is opsec. Doesn't Amazon show you address to the purchaser or did they fix that?
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>>12262
They only show the name (you can just use initials or a first name) and the state or city if you're not in USA. I checked all of my friends registries in previous years and the information they give isn't more specific than that. That's why camgirls accept gifts through Amazon registries, because it doesn't show their address so crazy Johns won't show up at their door through it.
The only person I ever heard of getting exposed on trannysanta was that Gwendoline Chant woman but that was only because she was caught by her roommates, not because any TRA figured out her identity through the registries.
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>>12263
Does it show that "trannysanta" sent it or just Amazon because I would have it sent to my PO Box if I did it, but I don't think I could live with the shame of the postal employees knowing I had a package from troons lest they might think I'm one
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>>12275
No, the parcels are just regular Amazon parcels. They never get sent to transanta themselves or anything before being sent to you. It's like any other Amazon wishlist, if someone buys something off it then it just goes straight to you without saying so and so sent it plastered all over the box.
Sometimes the buyers request Amazon to print out a note (literally the size of a sticky note) and put it inside the parcel with messages like "Merry Christmas from Transanta" or whatever but they are tiny and inside the box so unless you're really sloppy and leave them lying around after opening the parcel then nobody other than you will see it.

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The seas are turbulent and you've found yourself marooned!

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>>11819
there is only so much yaoi on my hard drive that i can post to keep these people at bay...sigh
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>>11819
The idea that these freaks who hate us, call us subhuman or think we should be raided still use or spaces and websites is both funny and horrifying. They're mad 'cause they can't get in the club.
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>>11821
Females are the ones using male made internet, you're the guests here which is why it's so easy to raid your stupid websites, they stick out like a sore thumb

SCOUNDREL WAS KEELHAULED FOR THIS POST MOID

>>11820
All that yaoi and you're not going to share any of it?
The fact you used 'females' and didn't include yourself in that category is proof enough that even you don't see yourself as real women.

>inb4 keelhauled

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Only a fool would post while inebriated. It's best to keep it to this thread.
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>>11719
Bless, likewise, I'll sip with you. Cheers! Things are looking up so I can't complain too much but this week

WHOOPED

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AMA continued, how do you get to work?
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>>11720
I drive myself! Got a little old car and I love her. What about you matey? The ama tables have turned
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>>11721
I drive, same as you. my car's getting older but it's paid off and new cars seem absolutely awful. I don't want to get into debt to own something that beeps all the time and has cameras pointed at you.
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I'm getting sushi on a Thursday during a work trip and NO ONE can stop me.
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>>11722
Same here. My car is old but she's paid off. Nothing feels better than no debt. Also new cars monitor you and that creeps me out
>>11723
HELL YEAH NONA

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Ahoy thar! If you check yer maps you'll find that there be an X that marks this here spot! Aye, though there be no jewels you'll find a real treasure trove of enlightenment. This enchanted place is one where ye can give and ye can recieve.
<The rules be simple, be kind and courteous to ye fellow crewmates
Hark! There be faefolk about! Do not divulge ye personal, identifiable information or ye shall be kidnapped and forced to join their wicked, nightly hunts forever!
>>11566
Based yarrmaxxer
>>11565
Probably will do this short term
>>11564
Already doing this besides the drinking my calories. I love milk. Time to cut down. 
>>11566
On it
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>>11573
>cut down on milk
A terrible curse... I couldn't do it.
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>>11575
Milk and honey are my only vices. I don't eat sweets, I don't eat junk food, I mostly eat veggies. I drink like 2 gallons of milk a week by myself. It must be done. And without milk I'll be enjoying less honey too.
>>11563
Tall order. Even if you take care of your diet to go on a calorie deficit and exercise everyday, you might only be losing 2-3 pounds a week. Going faster than that is unhealthy.

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You found it, now don't blab about it. SQUAWKERS GET KEELHAULED
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avast! tis a pirate's life for me!
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redtext for a totally valid scrotefoil
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@you know who
I don't know where else to ask but are there any rules specific to this board other than Junkuchan's broader rules?
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>>11456
>no sharing the board other places
>nsfw stays in designated threads and stays spoilered
>no infighting
>no overly hateful stuff about other boards
It's not a written rule but it seems like am threads get requested in the metathread before they're made. The rules i listed were just from when the board was first made. Firstmate said she wanted to write official rules but that hasn't happened yet so idk

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Yarrrgg mateys!

Since ye ships right around the corner, all us ole pirates should discuss how we can spot one another out at sea.
I'm debating on playing this year. If a tag is revealed I may lurk and follow people, I'm so desperate for normal female artist buddies.
I'm going to lurk since I have no talent at art maybe slip a skull and bones in somewhere?
It would be really cool if we could have an interboard rivalry someday. Even if the userbase is a several circles within a big circle. Pirates vs Cows vs Witches vs the Lizard underdogs kek.
Do character tags allow for emojis? I think we should go for a simple skull-and-bones or pirate flag as a means of spotting each other out in the wild.

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