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We be discussin' and speculatin' on the fine topic o' milk, arr! In honor of our dear Rules-chan, who first volunteered to be the board owner, let's remember to put the cow's name in the Name field, aye.

If ye happen to find a cow that be so popular and beloved by the nonnies, then ye be havin' the freedom to create a general thread just for that fine bovine! It be a great honor to have a thread dedicated to a cow that has captured the hearts of many, arr! So if ye think a cow deserves its own special place, go ahead!

In the vast sea of general-generals, such as the Trans General, Cartoon Industry General, Breadtube General, Celebricows, and the like, our nonnas be empowered to create threads as they see fit. If they have a hankerin' for a new general thread, they be free to create it, arr!
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>>4483
I agree with you, I just can't picture a bj shitcord being real.
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>It's not hard to understand why woman would be psychologically terrorized by the idea of dicks being put in women mouths.
>Also this act is psychologically terrorizing to me so you're psychologically terrorizing me right now
so why does she keep exposing other women to this allegedly vile act? why does she continuously enter women's spaces where nobody's discussing it just to bring it up? if it's psychological terror, why can she get away with it but other women responding to her can't? oh, to be able to see into her contradiction-fuelled mind...
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I struggle with sex-repulsion and low libido (mostly mental illness but also just how ive always been) and bj-chan has spammed and ruined every asexual-adjacent subreddit i would browse when i feel disgusted about sexual stuff
>>4491
Because it's her fetish kek. Once you start actually looking into it, it becomes pretty obvious that she's very aroused by this and she's likely posting while she's masturbating.
>>4491
I hate her retarded ass so much. She's so fucking biased. None of the explanations that actually make sense of why some females are one way and why some are a different way never get through to her despite being proven. She'll just double down on saying the same thing again and again and again. And she'll never investigate content that could improve her self-esteem as a woman like how the mainstream media shoves content into everyone's faces improving the self-esteem of men while anything different and meant for women is more niche. Not impossible, just more niche. It's always just "women kneel to men hurrdurr," never "men kneel to women" when they actually fucking do to give oral, she never considers that she's biased, has a double standard, internalized negative views about women (like saying that women's ONLY value is sex. How does she not see how fucking retarded this is??? Especially considering there are societies where women control the economic power and are in positions of leadership, but no no no, stating facts is actually just coping!!!). No, the only answer is that women asked to be oppressed because that's what gets women off universally! Galaxy fucking brain at work here. Women that get off on seeing men in tears and in pain literally just don't exist. Instead she'll find an Instagram screenshot of a woman saying "i like bdsm" and then her brain shits out "Women want to be beaten." If she saw
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Share yer most precious cat photos and stories. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of catnip, for the cat lovers and pirates we be!
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My cat started meowing while yawning in order to copy how I yawn. I love her so much :chiyokiss:
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>>4450
This is so precious and cute nonnie. I love when they mirror behavior
PLEASE EVERYONE PRAY FOR MY CAT!!!!!

My cat is seeming sort of sick and I'm worried for her please keep her in your prayers she is very beloved and I want Jesus to know that please pray for her please
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>>4461
< ofc nonnie, I hope she pulls through
>>4461
She is in my prayers, nona

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Ahoy, lassie, usually I charge a guinea for my services... but a real pirate like yourself needs her fortune told for free now and then!

Ask a question, and type
[#][#]fortune without the square brackets. Post and receive your fortune!
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will I be able to catch the sale?
Your fortune: Newfound vigour awaits you once you arrange your life, discard what is unneeded, and calm your mind
How's my last final going to go?
Your fortune: Tumultuous Luck
Should I do it today?
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
Give me the rundown, fortune teller
Your fortune: The fates say, "Future blessing..."
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tomorrow's odds
Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Ahoy thar! If you check yer maps you'll find that there be an X that marks this here spot! Aye, though there be no jewels you'll find a real treasure trove of enlightenment. This enchanted place is one where ye can give and ye can recieve.
<The rules be simple, be kind and courteous to ye fellow crewmates
Hark! There be faefolk about! Do not divulge ye personal, identifiable information or ye shall be kidnapped and forced to join their wicked, nightly hunts forever!
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>>4124
sending her a message apologizing for “being toxic” and pretended you cheated on her too after she cheated and are seeking her forgiveness, then telling her you’re doing really well and have been seeing someone else for a while will better accomplish this
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>>4125
and to be clear i’m not saying you were toxic just saying own up to anything pretend you think that and that you also were cheating and have a lot going on
I keep dreaming about my ex... I don't want this person to have any hold on me anymore. The breakup was so weird and confusing so that's my cope as to why I'm not moved on completely.
life sucks and i have a wedding in two days which i forgot to work out for and my bangs suck and blah blah blah. how do i get hired?
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>>4371
A lot of hiring these days is about luck... Maybe try applying in an industry you've never considered before? That's how I started dispatching for a trucking company. And it was actually a good job. Good luck. I hope the wedding went well.

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And if ye be a landlubber lookin' to set sail into webdev, coding, or general computer related things, fear not! We be a friendly crew. 

If ye be wantin' to discuss a new IB, here be the place.
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>>3326
Doesn't this butt heads with Section 230? Interesting to see how this will go on.
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>>3329
>>3330
Ofcom's bullshit is unenforceable unless Josh has a bout of insanity and decides to take a quick holiday in bongistan or he somehow has seizable assets in the UK. As to why he decided to block UK visitors as a half-measure, I'm assuming he's trying to leverage what meagre power he has to encourage brits to protest this Online Safety Act nonsense. Fat chance of that working out. :chiyosleep:
>>3327
wow his nonprofit's logo is Sisyphus... really optimistic.
>>3327
I don't browse kf much but reading Null's replies to government emails is always hilarious
ovarit's url redirecting to a substack. how annoying.

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Arr this here be a thread for yer blabberin' o'er consoomer scallywags who've plundered too much booty fer their coffers
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>>3960
That’s why I like companies that sell samples. I can get a 1ml sample of a pretty ink and enjoy it to the fullest and empty the ink thing. I’m usually tired of the color by then anyway.
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I know it's common fan behavior, but the way people spend on their favorite actor or singer's merchandise is crazy. I stumbled upon this account today of a fan of the actors Pruk Panich and NuNew. She buys a bunch of merch related to them and the one guy's fashion brand. Sometimes she picks it up from other fans in Thailand that hold it for her, other times she ships it to the USA. I can understand buying a few things from a beloved celebrity, especially if it's cute merch, but at some point, it becomes excessive. It doesn't help that it seems like celebrity culture has really accelerated these days and every celebrity is selling his or her own line of random stuff. Even when I go to the supermarket, I see celebrity branded foods for sale.
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>>4160
>we started packing at 8pm, finished after 1am
Unreal.
I agree with you about merch. Usually merch sucks and is generic crap anyway. Like oh a redbubble tshirt upcharged $40? Sign me up. I remember seeing reviewbrah had merch and I frankly expected some kind of suit endorsement or hair pomade, but… it’s a shitty hoodie. Like what? Who wants that?
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I don't understand why so many people strive to feel as though they live in a store instead of a home.
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>>4329
I think this is actually useful?

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Ahoy me-nonnies! This island offer ye' a fun feature where ye' can do a bit of scribblin'! Draw anything ye' fancy, pirate drawings be appreciated though! yarharharr
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finally got my hands on my new drawing tablet today and decided to doodle our pirate-tan and the elsie-esque swashbuckler a privateer above drew ( >>1506 )

>>1869
sorry that i'm replying so late, but i do like the name jacy! the only thing is that jc does already have a board tan i think. so it might be a little confusing if we name pirate-tan after jc. plus i don't really know if the /yhh/ people want to associate themselves with the other communities jc has outside of this board. i could be wrong on that though idk
i've thought of the idea of naming pirate-tan after anne bonny who was a historically well known female pirate, but any other ideas or suggestions would be cool to hear as well
>>4273
< Nonnie!!!! Blessings upon you glorious nonnie!!!! 
I like the name Bonny for her
>>4273
So cute!!
>>4273
AMAZING nona! They're so cute
>>4273
Nice drawing, nona. I have thought about making more doodles, but without a drawing tablet, I guess I'll to use pen and paper and take pictures.
>elsie-esque swashbuckler
I'm glad my design is catching on. Pirate Elsie is mad cute.

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Yar mateys.

'Tis boring to sail on the seven seas without a sailors' tune to pass the time.

Share yer favorite songs and lyrics in this thread.
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>>3298
>as a standalone song, this is dogshit
Kek, you're right it works better within the album but I do agree that it is fairly unpleasant to listen to. 
Absolutely right about Miku, imo her voicebank can only be used within certain types of songs and even if you want a more artifical sounding voice I feel like Rin, Meiko or Gumi are more flexible. Good example is that a lot of Maretu songs sound shit to me just because of Miku, the Speak and Spell cover of Mindbrand or the Yokune Ruko cover of New Darling sounds significantly better than the original. The voicebanks add so much ompf to so-so songs.
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NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES PLEASE
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sometimes music is so beautiful it just makes me want to cry :chiyocry:
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I love múm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25YbRHAc_h4

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Only a fool would post while inebriated. It's best to keep it to this thread.
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>>3171
>goon bags
my brain is too rotten for this
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>>3192
NO :chiyocooked:
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Bit tipsy, hanging out with two girls and this one moid who’s super annoying. He starts going on about how he hates other men and they ‘give men a bad rep’ and he wants to ‘beat up all the bad men’ so I just told him to stop being a pickme. He got so offended and said he’s never been called that before and ‘isn’t that for women?’… I explained the double standard to him and he stfu and got super quiet, then left :chiyochichi:
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>>3252
KEK, thank you nona for your service
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shhhh don't tell anyone that i'm sober while posting here. i just thought that this meme was apt for the thread lol

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Yar show me yet whittlin' skills and whatnot. I be in need of a new pegleg
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>>3658
my fatass is imagining that tasting like green apple flavored pasta and now i wanna try some :chiyodrool:
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>>3659
Thanks! I can't wait until it all dries.

>>3676
Lol that's what we were saying, it all looked like spaghetti.
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>>3658
Here's all the colors I ended up with. I meant to make black but I ended up with a steel gray kind of looking color. I ran out of black food coloring... But the color I got is still pretty cool. I just don't know what I'm going to make out of it. I was going to make a cow onesie. I guess I can always over dye it.
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>>3695
I hope you give us an update soon nonna
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>>3745
Kek, I started a different project… A little coat with a bear hood. I’m done with the body, working on the hood now.

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