/yohoho/ - Piracy

yarghh! what is a meta? like one of ‘em big sharks?

>>75
I heard thems sink ships so be wary maties...

Some things to consider:
• Board rules
• Board theming and CSS
• More annoying parrot gifs
• More (or less) media on autoplay
• Eventual appointment of board staff and/or a board captain
• Topics to encourage and avoid
• Board-specific post styling and stickers
• Mandatory talk-like-a-pirate rule for OPs

Pardon my scattered mind, I’ve got very serious business to attend to right now, but I didn’t want to leave the board completely rudderless.

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>>78
parrot gif is a win.
>Mandatory talk-like-a-pirate rule for OPs
yes but you are permitted to not talk like a pirate in threads unless stated otherwise
>Topics to encourage and avoid
avoid shittalking lolcor, since it is our favourite website.
no pornshit, no scrotes, no infighting(!!!!)
im pooped for ideas but this is so fun! arghh

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>>78
Ahoy! Good luck with whatever matters ye must attend to!
Some ideas in me head:
<Board Rules
It really depends on whether we bring cow culture here, I think a more lax version of the global LC rules would work if a cow general ever should be instated.
Besides that some basic board rules could be;
>No infighting 
>While it can't be 100% avoided male posters shouldn't be obvious, announce themselves or post to seek validation 
<Topics to avoid
Black pill discussion, fandom discourse, husbando infighting.
<More annoying parrot gifs
Yes, yes, yes. Perhaps some talented nonas could also make pirate themed picmixes for future threads for more gif action.
I'll probably add more ideas later but this is what I have on the top of my mind.
>>79
Seconding that pirate talk be enforced only in threads that explicitly state it, while it be fun some privateers may not enjoy it so much. I'm mixed about the idea of discouraging LC shit talk, because while I don't think that should be overly encouraged we should be allowed to criticise it, though we do have the bunker thread to that in...

Something I forgot to mention. The board name, URL, and poster names (privateer) could all be changed if desired. Everything was picked on a whim, after all. Also, should the board stay SFW with forced privateer names?

>>81
ayrt
>topics to avoid
agree with all of those! also maybe typical things that set people off
>age-talk, race-talk, hybristophilia-talk
and i agree with you that criticism should be allowed, but this shouldn’t become some kind of splinter militia, and keeping it contained to one thread would probably be for the best!
>>101
i like everything so far, privateer is alright but if anynonnas have better ideas i’d be open to anything. by SFW wdym?

>>102
Safe for Work

>>103
kek yes but like, is he implying if it wasnt there would be porn here?

>>78
>Eventual appointment of board staff and/or a board captain
For this board you should replace the Admin flair with Captain and Board Owner with Quartermaster.

>>102
>i like everything so far, privateer is alright but if anynonnas have better ideas i’d be open to anything. by SFW wdym?
Make it like those IBs that give you a randomized name every time.

>>104
Like literally every other board here? lol

>>101 
Admittedly I've gotten quickly attached to the pirate theme, though if a majority of nonnies want to change it that'd be fine by me. Whether the board be strictly SFW or allow NSFW is a hard toss up imo, because anons do hornypost but at the same time it's much more tame in comparison to things posted in the cuckquean board. 
>>102
Agree with all additions! Though for the time being a LC critical thread probably shouldn't be made until the board is more established.
>>106
Randomised pirate themed names could be fun

>SFW/NSFW
It's a literal toggle in the board's settings, one that doesn't matter at all for a board that will remain hidden like this one, but my weary mind couldn't help but ask the question. I figured a fujo thread wouldn't hurt but I'll leave it up to your captain once we find one since she'll be the one mopping it up.
>>106
All good suggestions! I'll have to look into how I could implement randomized names.
>>107
The pirate theme is fun and different imo, who doesn't like occasionally leaning into obnoxiousness?

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>>106
I prefer the cuckqing being quartermaster and the future admin of this board/mod being captain due to how things traditionally worked.
>>108
I think nsfw being enabled would be fine as long as we kept the etiquette of spoilering nsfw files and containment threads.
The pirate theme should stay for the sake of the joke kek, we are the super secret pirateboard after all! Just add a banner with pearls or something.

a small suggestion but for a banned message what if it said something along the lines of "This user (or maybe scallywag?) was made to walk the plank"
maybe it's dumb maybe it's funny idk lol

>>111
i second this idea thats cute!
>>109
>I think nsfw being enabled would be fine as long as we kept the etiquette of spoilering nsfw files and containment
yes agreed! i’m sure most of us were already going to anyways

>>111
this would be cute

Is there going to be any rules against emoticons? (・・∂)?

>>146
I certainly hope not 😤

>>146
Spamming emoticons or giant ascii art walls should be but otherwise I don't think so.

>>146
i really hope there won't be bc emojis are fun to use :0 i've always been a little sad that they're a no go in lolcow. kinda unrelated but was there always a rule against emojis on lc? bc i swore i've seen some old threads where people have used emojis and didn't get red texted for it or anything but i'm not sure

>>150
Emojis were banned because emojis can be used to make someone’s post more identifiable. Basically emojifagging with not often used emoji. I wish they had allowed us to use a certain set of emojis available on most keyboards or let us vote on which ones we could use. Even board-specific emojis to weed out the newfags.

>>111
God all this makes me nostalgic to the fun farmer gimmick lc had going for it. 'this user has been sent to pasture' is incredibly charming and i favour it more in place of witty red texts

Board ownership has just been transferred to a volunteer. She should be able to make an announcement when she's ready.

Ahoy, mateys! Listen up, fer these here be the rules o' the board (and the global rules too, arrr):

1. Avast, if ye be a male, with them XY chromosomes, includin' them trans "women", ye best walk the plank and find another ship to sail.
2. Any cow you bring aboard must be over 18.
3. Integrate, or ye'll be makin' the kraken angry, and ye don't want that, do ye?

Aye, these rules be the law o' the sea, and any scurvy dog who breaks 'em will be walkin' the plank, arrr!

Non-pirate version of rules:

1. Don't post here if you're a male, with XY chromosomes, including trans "women".
2. Cows must be over 18
3. Integrate.

I'd like to continue using this thread as meta discussion. In the bunker there was some discussion about a new IB, I'd like to encourage this as much as possible. I've made this thread >>176 for this purpose.

>>177
Are we going to be discussing and talking about lolcows in here? If so that's fine for me.

>>179
Yes, just made this thread >>185

I've created a pirate locale and set it for /yohoho/. Just about every string of text can be modified, feel free to suggest changes or request rights to contribute directly if you wish:
https://gitgud.io/webmaster/junkuchan/-/blob/master/locales/en-PI.json

Also I guess I'm in violation of the board's rules now? Lemme know how you'd like to proceed.

>>187
< Consider yourself banned buddy

(I think since you're the admin you're exempt anyway, plus all your effort and accommodating of this community, I mean one single XY who hosts / runs the site is sorta par for the course for women only online spaces...)

>>187
Just don't leak our IPs to shoeonhead and you'll always be welcome Admin-kun

>>199
>>204
i bet he's blushing and kicking his feet right now

>>205
kek

>>199
>>204
I'm glad you can handle my presence. I'm looking forward to contributing toward the continued growth of this community, yarr.
>>205
damn, I've been found out...

>>235
admin-kun can we make fanart of you

>>237
omg i would love to make admin-kun fan art if he had some cute  sona or whatever

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>>241
ayrt and agreed. we can't gas him up too much though, remember your roots nonnies.
picrel @ adminkun

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>>242
>>241
>>237
>tfw you're watching in real time farmers falling for a male admin again

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>>243
i'm >>242 and honestly i'm also >>237

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>>244
NONA. YOU FUCKING. YOU!! I'm a lesbian so I can't even make a comment but why. THE CUCKMIN? Just because he gives us a modicum of decency does not mean you should be all fangirly. I can tolerate any 2/10 typical moid thirstposting but not the fucking admin who has HORSE GIRL FEET ON ONE OF HIS BOARDS.

[spoiler] also there's a reason why long-term users here call them admom/mom, I would post screencaps but this admin is known for a bit of deleting on occasion.[/spoiler]

>>245
oh shit idk how to spoiler here damn.

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>>237
>>241
I certainly can't stop you! JC's mascot character is another option available to you, though.
>>243
>>244
>>245
not beating the allegations kek

>>245
wait im a retard i literally said ayrt why did i clarify. KKEk 
>Just because he gives us a modicum of decency does not mean you should be all fangirly
you're right and i'm internally conflicted but i'm a neetchan. any male who helps and seems the least bit funny anon, i can make headcanons of.
>HORSE GIRL FEET ON ONE OF HIS BOARDS.
I KNOW. I was going to ask adminkun about his fetishes and to give us an in depth explanation of his pornsickness and why he has the fetishes he does

>>247
retard moment on mobile, oops

>>249
!!aQ/8D9ePg= why are you a cuck?
does admom mean he is actually a woman?

>>251
Jeff has called the admin mom several times, and I can't find the archived bunker threads but there was another long-time poster that called webmin a woman. Every time a male poster makes a response post to several of nonnies' comments they always wonder why we automatically think webmin is a moid. If admin was a tranny the posters would be giving them a name like troonmin or something. I highly suspect webmin is a woman and my tinfoil hat is surgically attached to my skull. Also I know how to spoiler now hehe

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>>252
i see... thank you nona. this gives me much to think about.

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>>253
Sorry I wanted to prove myself, of course this isn't anything crazy substantial but I believe there's enough evidence for me to personally think that admin is a woman. I could try to find more but this is what found within an hour.

okok i humbly rescind my fangirling for admom/adminkun/whateverthefuck upon learning that they're (likely) a woman though i still do respect her ofc. and now that i think about it i feel kinda dense for not connecting the dots and realizing that she's probably into some freak shit judging off of the contents of other boards here kek. it is weird, but i guess i can't judge too much since one of my only close female friends is into | |giantess and feet stuff| |. i think i'm more tolerant of ppl being into fetish stuff if they're women kekk. i would be interested in hearing admom's explanations of their fetishes out of curiosity if they were willing to share

>>247
I always thought the board's mascot was Hatsune Miku kek

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Idc if admin is actually a woman or not, he's always gonna be cuckqing for me.
>>259
It's moetron

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>>>/origin/6533
FYI, for privacy-minded privateers.

>>264
thank u admom

>>264
Oh wow! This is really cool, I was a bit worried about janny bias but this is such a good system. Thank you admom.

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>>245
>>252
im p sure im the only one who has ever called the admin 'admom'
in the pastures thread, that was also me
i call him that mostly as a joke bc there was a hidden board before my time that im p sure was also female-oriented
that makes /yohoho/ the 3rd female-focused board hosted here that ik of
meanwhile i think only /origin/ and /robo/ (now merged into /origin/) were a boys' club
>>256
nice pic, brings back memories of my schizostalkers compiling huge walls of screenshots of shitposts i made, intending to use them as unironic proof that im in love with them or something idk
hopefully you wont turn in one of those, bc literally only 2 posts there aren't mine

anyway im glad my presence has been made known even here in the hidden pirate cove
the jeffzone keeps expanding
here is a comic for you
pardon the shitty drawing, i did it all with a mouse

>>284
Jeff escape before you walk the plank…also nice comic, I like pirate elsie.

Also if you confirm that webmin is a man my compiling all went to no fruition and I’ll go drown myself for spreading lies.

I have zero intention of going crazy over a footfag, i’m indifferent to your presence— take it as a good thing.

>>286
njyrt but I greatly appreciate your contribution and I hope we can continue to shut down any fangirling attempts by keeping cuckqing's gender ambiguous.

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>>284
ohhh jeff-kun…

I really like the font that jc uses for the main board. what is that, trebuchet ms? Maybe we can use that here, or for the new IB

>>302
there's a bunch of themes in the settings menu in the corner, including the default theme. I like that font a lot too but I also want to have a unique theme here if someone's savvy with css

>>307
oh kek thanks anon i'm retarded. and agree what you said about the unique theme

can we have /g/ type threads here too? I'm assuming so since this is THE board but I wanted to be sure.

>>334
I think so, as long as we spoiler de/g/enerate images it should be fine to spot these handsome lads yarr.

jeffmin, pls explain your obsession with loli feet?

>>341
nona pls
don't feed the local creatures

>>341
Jeff and Admin-kun are separate entities, Jeff is just a personalityfag who likes feet.

the lazytown pirate music keeps scaring the shit out of me

>>344
i know they're seperate, i don't like jeffs posts >:( jeff you are not welcome here
>>345
same KEK

>>345
I accidentally blasted it in my regular cafe and now I need to gracelessly expire.

>>334
Yes, just no 3DPD NSFW and please spoiler NSFW-- I know this is an NSFW site but some nonnies wanted it SFW so here is my compromise which could accomodate all wants.

Oh and do any nonnas want to make banners?

>>353
any requirements to what the banner should be like? i'm assuming the dimensions must be 300x100 and it must have /yohoho/ in it somewhere, but is there anything else?

>>354
Nope, no other requirements!

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So much for the super secret pirate IB

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>>495
I found this place and you can't make me leave now.

>>496
I wasn't the one who squawked nonnie don't you worry

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>>495
The Mundane thread will be locked in 5 hours max and no one shall see the discussion again. We're gonna be okay

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>>521
Yargh me-hearty, are ye a soothsayer?

>>537
Nay, just a feeling in me heart.  I have seen many a argument and I knows how theys play out.

Avast mateys! There be rare LE items for trade on puzzle pirates. Meet me on Quetzal Island.

>>550
On me way nonner

>>495
its ok one day one of the coding nonis will learn to cobble up a separate domain of their own and we'll all jump ship (kek) when the day comes yargh.....

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>>552
૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა

Can board admin be called Captmin?

>>556
Not a bad idea, matey

pls ban the baiter in lc hate thread /ᐠ⎚-⎚マ

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>>624
samefag, ban the shit-tier moid baiter and ban pass-agg nona while you're at it (っ- ‸ - ς)

>>636
who is being passive aggressive?

>>624
Yes, I will be implementing a no bait/bait-taking rule. Remember, taking the bait is as bad as posting it, if not worse!

>>641
but what if it isn't bait? what if that's her unfiltered dogshit opinion?

>>646
It's still annoying tho

>>646
Then she should fundament her opinions properly instead of just going "lol lesbians not real" and dipping. That's just baity behavior

>>651
what were you testing...? scary

>>646
Sure, that's possible. But also it's not necessary to voice every opinion one has, especially if it's one that's popular bait material which you know will harm the general mood of the thread. Maybe that can feel stifling, but I think it's important to be protective of the atmosphere that the /shelter/ threads had without restricting user freedom in a too extreme way. Even so, I do want nonitas to consider whether a poster is posting in good faith and whether it's worth anything to respond to them.

>>665
I agree with you. I think we all know which topics are inflammatory and likely used for baiting purposes, and it's redundant to pretend otherwise. I think it's right of you to moderate these topics and make the executive decisions of when it becomes bait.

>>665
Thank you captmin I'll take this into consideration in the future. I want this board to stay positive, not some hugbox but i'd rather not have threads devolve into unneccesary infights, that's the entire point I even prefer it here sometimes ᡣ • . • 𐭩 ♡

>>646 
Going from "Your Nigel is fat" to "lesbians aren't real" may be her opinion but it was used in a inflammatory and argumentative manner. We also see a lot of "farmers do X but then say they're Staceys" posts on LC that are obviously trying to shit stir and I don't think that behaviour is to be encouraged over here. Of course anons should be able to point out farmers being retarded but the Stacey shit is just weird and moidish.

Also I love the red text, it's very cute *\(^o^)/*
>>665
I agree, also anons should probably keep in mind that since someone squawked we may have random anons come here to disrupt the environment, if you give them nothing to feed on they'll go away.

Board-specific reports have been enabled, pardon me for their absence!
>>654
It is a mystery...

>>669
>Going from "Your Nigel is fat" to "lesbians aren't real" may be her opinion but it was used in a inflammatory and argumentative manner.
NTA but those were not the same anons in my opinion, the 'your nigel is fat' nona said she was a lesbian and had a different posting style + was posting concurrently as the baiter was

>>708
No, I think these are the same anon, Captmin basically confirmed as much
>>619 >>623
>>670
Also thank you Admin! Very perfect timing!

the jumpscare honestly comforts me each time

>>708
The "your nigel is fat" never said that she was a lesbian, that was a different anon that responded to her. You guys need to learn to read better and how to follow a chain of replies.

>>755
>You guys
I'm terribly sorry I didn't analyse that entire chain of bait nona

>>756
It was like 6 replies anon kek. Should I use y'all instead of you guys or just say you (plural)?

>>757
Use 'ye'

>>758
Make sense

What the fuck happened

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>>776
I found your board, I happened. Yarr

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>>778
Yarghh, ye land-lubbers is not made out for this type of life. To the plank with ye!

>[Parley with yer hearties]
very nice

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very cute

Would a friend finder thread ever be allowed on here or the other potential IBs, or is that the kind of behaviour we want to discourage?

>>1083
I think it's too small for a friend finder thread right now. I'd say we have to wait for the board to get busier before we started something like that.

>>1085
ntayrt but i've been talking with some nonas who use this board on discord so i wouldn't be opposed

We're back! Apologies for the downtime, node.js module was kicking my ass.

>>1095
Thank you webmin for being so quick with it!

>>1096
Thank you for your patience, perhaps it's time for a real development server!

The relevant post in the meta thread: >>>/origin/6542

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I've disabled unique file enforcement for the board, pardon the inconvenience.

hello friends. i have two suggestions for threads for you ladies to mull over. one is pet pictures but i know we have a lot of threads just meant for images here already. the other is a gratitude journal thread or something where basically you note like small good moments of your day or things you liked to share with everyone. i think we could all be happy if we tried. we need more to talk about than lc. let’s make happy positive threads together?

>>1194
both sound very cute to me! any new threads that encourage fun discussion i’m all for!

>>1194
Aye! Centering a board around the website we’re unsatisfied with isn’t going to help us develop our own distinct identity.

>>1194
I was going to suggest something similar to the second thing. Was going to suggest "the tavern" where nonas can talk about their day.  Good, vent, mundane, excitement, but the concept would be we talk about our day over ale

>>1194
I was considering a "things you love" type general thread. 
>>1224
I've been using dumbarse shite for that.
>>1128
Thank you webmin for your quick response and great work!

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i lurv it!

>>1224
oh we have got to do the tavern idea! we need i think a general news or some sort of current topic thread to discuss stuff like that maybe? or do you think that’s going to attract race baiting. i think we should avoid politics for now.

>>1264
I think it should be more focused on casually talking about personal life and feelings to avoid infighting. Also because i imagine the sailors going to the tavern to either celebrate with drinks or venting about life over a pint. Maybe we could have a "recent happenings" thread for news talk?

I'm testing out emoji, more details can be found in the meta thread: >>>/origin/6556

syntax for the few that have been implemented:
:chiyocry:
:chiyochichi:
:chiyolay:
:chiyogetout:

>>1270
<thank you webmin! 

>>1270
Cute! Thanks Admin-kun 

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I was wondering if an oldweb/personal site thread could be made since its a detached topic from general coding imo.  id love to hear about nonnies progress with web design and drama from zoomers attempting to treat the smallweb like social media

>>1297
Maybe it could be in the general computer stuff thread for now and then get its own thread if interest kicks up?

>>1297
Seconding >>1298. Oldweb/personal sites thread is one of my favorite threads

I would like to suggest a fortune teller/crystal ball thread, so we can ask the board what our future holds

Your fortune: ポポポ～

I've implemented a few more emoji and buffed fortunes. Feedback is welcome, as always.
  

:chiyozen:
:chiyoalarm:
:chiyocooked:

Maybe we could do a husbando thread?

>>1339
DO IT

>>1326
I made one. I thought it was a good idea because I noticed the chatroom thread was getting kinda spammy with all the fortunes kek.

>>1345
Thank you for that, I've went ahead and moved the fortune posts into your thread.

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Spotted this on LC, will a ban appeal option be implemented?

>>1460
My first thought is that this anon lives in range of someone else that had a global ban. There's no bans recently listed on the logs for this board, so I doubt she did anything to warrant being blacklisted. I wonder if she lives in a major population centre and got caught up in someone else's range ban.

On the FAQ page, there is an email listed to contact Webmin. Perhaps this anon can shoot an email and see what's up.

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>>1462
This is the way, she can also use the onion address on Tor if she wishes.

test...

>>1460
For clarification if she received that message then she was posting from an IP range that a spammer previously abused. After reviewing the logs and finding a probable match I've went ahead and whitelisted the IP range I think she was trying to use. She can still email me if she can't post.

i love you captmin 

Thank you Admin and Captmin  I love the little touches of personality, "yer files", "chew the fat" etc.

Two more emoji have been added, enjoy.
 

:chiyoclasp:
:chiyokiss:

Testing

>>1591
Yay! Thank you for whitelisting me webmin ❤️

Test

>>1663
oh fuck what now

>>1665
I had a calc 2 test

>>1669
sounds a bit gross

>>1681
Calculus 2 gives you such a strong reaction? Kinda based tbh

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Reposting cuckmin lore from the bunker.
>>256
I really appreciate the effort involved in this.

https://junkuchan.org/yohoho/logs/03-03-2025.html
Global reports are sent to me and not Captmin. If you report something that does not violate the global rules, then I'll probably ignore it. If you're unsure who the report should go to you can simply check both boxes.

Would anyone be interested in an additional fortune system that spits out yes/no/maybe answers instead of the occasionally silly fortunes we get right now? Perhaps it could be invoked with ##oracle instead of Your fortune: Godly Luck. Let me know what you think.

>>1920
whoops, format fail. I'll keep it for good luck 

>>1920
Nah. The random answers make it more fun to interpret.

>>1920
I think the ones we have now are fine and fun.

>>1920
I wouldn’t mind if it’s something you plan on implementing. Sometimes the fortune teller is really mean to me! Case in point:
Your fortune: Procrastination would be devastating at this point

>>1920
I wouldn't mind it, one can bully us and the other can help   Ying and yang and all that jazz.

Two more emoji have been added, I couldn't resist.
 

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>>1943
 thanks webmin!

Did you ban all Tor IPs? I've been able to post from Tor before, but not today. I cycled through ~10 IPs before I gave up (posting from a normal VPN now).

testing...

>>1946
Did you receive a ban message or a block message? If you were posting from a blocked range you should've seen this message:
Posts from your IP range have been blocked due to abuse
For Tor I would recommend using the onion service to avoid posting from a blocked exit node.

>>1943
cute!

You know who freaks me out a lot

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>>2163
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Would anyone be interested in a beauty, wellness, and self care umbrella thread? Maybe "potions, tonics, and charms" themed OP to fit with old pirate stuff?

>>2170
ye I would, especially the self care part. I hope we could get some other privateers to contribute to it too.

>>2170
This would be cool

>>2275
>>2185
Done!

Two more emoji have been added... why not?
 

:chiyodrool:
:chiyofish:

>>2314
  This is incredible  thank you Admin!

someone in the lc hate bunker just called me a whore and i think that’s really inappropriate and disgusting. i am a perfectly chaste innocent young lady and calling me ugly misogynistic names is shameful.

>>2363
< Wow whorephobic much
just kidding

I think it would be a good idea to ban VPNs on this board. The infighters will just ban evade if they have VPNs.

>>2371
Since Tor posting is accessible, banning VPNs wouldn't do much. There's been relative peace on the board, with most troublemakers being tourists and/or males, so I don't think a VPN/Tor ban is necessary as of yet.

A new privacy page has been created. Feedback is welcome.

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Lesbian thread? Or tribade thread, isn't that what the pirates called it?

Just wondering, is there a maximum post threshold for a thread? or can a single thread go on for infinity.

>>2430
The reply limit is currently set to around 1500. The limit can be adjusted if threads are getting locked too quickly or if large threads are too laggy. We can also have a cyclical thread if privateers want something more ephemeral.

>>2433
No I hate cyclical threads </3 I hate ephemerality

meme or webm thread?

>>2421
I wouldn't be able to contribute but thank you for posting this image. 
>>2479
would this thread overlap with the dumbarse shit thread or nah?

>>2491
second ayrt and perhaps a rule could be you must have a webm attached?

>kinda NLOGy, but not male
kek I love the log feature

>>2575
doubleposting but I think that would work for a meme webm/video thread. replies should be allowed too

Two more emoji... you know...
 

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Yao- yarrrgh… matelotage thread?

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>>>/origin/6659
Please give this post a quick read, especially if you visit other small imageboards. I have no clue if LC or CC will get targeted by this sort of attack as well; I also don't know if LC's existing countermeasures for CSAM will be effective for this sort of attack.

Simply put, don't hesitate to globally report something if it doesn't look right, false positives are fine.

Also, before anyone asks, Junkuchan has zero association with 8ch.

Computer Stuff General threadpic being spoilered bothers me, so I'm about to do something to change that.

< Please enjoy the mess I'm about to make!

>>2971
>OP is now newer than the replies
My brain hurts a little, but it works well!

I'll ask again if there's interest before i make it. Would any privateers want a sort of "talk about your day" thread? It'd be themed around a tavern, and would be to talk about woes, life happenings, or to celebrate victories and toast drinks with other privateers. Is there interest in a thread like this?

>>2971
Thank you for all your hard work, Captain. You keep this place ship shape!

>>3043
I'd personally use the dumbarse thread, but I would love to hear what other nonas think about it

>>3043
It's a good idea, but I think the board is still too small for a thread like this.

>>3043
Love the idea and how accurate to the board it would be but I agree with the other anons, maybe try to change it up a bit

>>2957
>>2959
Stubby cyclic threads are now available. How stubby do we want them? The limit can be adjusted as needed per cyclic thread.

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I love the logs feature

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>pirate themed board
>Not even a piracy thread
I wonder if there's even enough traction for a piracy thread.

>>3276
I'd put it in the computer general tbh.

>>3274
Why the fuck were there so many people trying to report the cat thread kek 

>>3283
Maybe the forbidden allure of the cat's paw in the Oreo cookies... Want to take a bite

>>3283
the og description wasn't piratey enough kek

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me thinks we should have a gioyc thread in here with disappearing messages

>>3304
Excellent idea

>>3306
we need someone cool that knows pirate speak and picmix magic to make it

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thoughts?

>>3313
I like it, I think the chest should be bigger though cus it's the main subject

>>3313
yes the treasure chest should be bigger and maybe the girl too , maybe add a megaphone kek

>>3313
Needs a skeleton

>>3313
maybe a swimming or underwater mermaid cow?

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>sea cow
they're extinct... so i put a manatee

>>3333
Cute! Really like this nona 

>>3333
amazing

>>3333
maybe manatees can be our version of cows (without making cows obsolete of course, both can coexist)

>>3043
>Talk about your day thread
There was a time when dumbass shit and mundane thread coexisted and were used at the same time so I'm all in for a tavern thread where we talk about mundane shit. I hope you can make it.

>>3355
The general idea is to use dumbarse as a springboard for new thread ideas and if there's enough momentum then you make a new thread. To prevent there being like 100 empty unused threads, you know what I mean?

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>>3357

>>3355
Going back even further, there was a time where dumbass shit was the mundane shit thread. The mundane shit thread was made because dumbass shit became something else entirely.

>>3379
Maybe unrelated but I miss the retarded shit thread.

Looks like I broke something with my excessive tinkering. If you encounter a thread that exists in the catalog but 404s when you try to open it please link it here. The simple fix is to respond to the thread, which may only be possible for staff members.

>>3383
This one https://junkuchan.org/yohoho/thread/2.html though it seems to be fine now except it lacks a description

>>3333
>>3311
Ok how about this description for a gioyc thread:
>Ahoy matey! You may scream until the seven seas drowns your voice in here. 
Sorry maybe someone can improve it

>>3493
please let’s not people just use that thread to indirect each other lol

>>3507
I agree with this post. We have a venting thread, that's enough in my opinion

>>3510
Thank you. Especially when the venting thread already deletes. I have a bad feeling for exactly why which personalityfag wants a GIOYC especially one that deletes and they can go ahead and keep that to lolcow because we can all just go there and see exactly what that person uses it for. It would basically become their own thread like it is on lcf, and they already go insane whenever someone posts on there or in the tinfoil thread there and it’s starting in the tinfoil thread here. Can it just be a no, go do that on the other site for fucks sake.

>>3511
I'm the anon that originally suggested the gioyc thread here and I have no idea which personalityfag you're referring to. There's too many of those now and I can't keep up anymore

>>3512
Genuinely not interesting enough to explain beyond why it’s not a good idea. It’s just going to be something that would have been fine in vent with maybe just adding a just venting don’t respond to a post or it’s going to be people having the last say in infights or indirecting each other with no in between besides the schizoposting.

>>3513
I understand. Maybe we can add a rule that if an anon doesn't want a response they can specify that in their post? I don't know the extent of how bad a gioyc thread would be but if nonnies think it's not necessary then that's fine by me.

>>3514
The GIOYC thread is one of the most schizo, I don't want that evil here

>>3512
I'm also confused by the personalityfag accusation kek, I didn't think any of them were here?

>>3535
I think it's more schizo to think they're in here or that we'll immediately start using it in bad faith just because the one in LC happens to get a few posts that suck.

>>3549
the gioyc thread is like the “let’s not meet” thread pretty much every post in that thread is a meanspirited rant about an individual they are angry with at best and like half of the posts are straight up a logs. there’s literally a post talking about someone jumping someone and winning. like can we just not bring that energy in here no one needs a space to write shit like that, they have other places.

>>3549
I think the thread would fair better here sure, but I still think it's inviting bad posts. It's similar to the "unpopular opinion" thread. It would probably do better here, but the chances of it spiraling into a baitfest would increase by the day. I'm not horribly opposed to it if nonas want it, just feel personally it's a bad idea.

I don't really understand the purpose of GIOYC... I don't really understand the desire to post something and it not have any replies. Aren't you just looking for a diary at that point? I love my diary for that kind of thing.

>>3556
the theory is to be able to vent like a diary and have it out there i guess. the problem is think about the type of people on here and the types of thoughts they want to say unchallenged. they wouldn’t be able to post their a logs in the vent thread without people being like okay so justify what they did because you sound unhinged. sometimes they are so bad in gioyc that people will comment. there was one in the last thread about a person deserving not only to die, but to die in a car crash because it would be painful and brutal, but unspecial because the person doesn’t deserve to die in a special way or some batshit insane reasoning like that? and that was one sentence of this scary rant. like no thank you, you should be showing those thoughts to a therapist because you’re a danger to society and maybe people don’t need to be able to vomit that on a page where they undoubtably do it to secretly hope that person sees it or they want some one to be affected i guess cos they’re choosing to make people look at those posts. there’s like posts saying they’re going to get into personal accounts and never stop cyberstalking someone. there’s some weird post that’s blacked out saying sorry i scared you off you can keep posting as if they’re talking to a poster on here and leaving them messages. it’s just so not needed the energy in there is so dark.

>>3559
(Nta) I think some of them are purely bait, they  probably think "I'll post something awful or scary and maybe someone - anyone - will read it" but they're not based on real life. Like 14 year olds who want to show off their edginess.

>>3564
The whole reason why I thought it would be okay in here because I think we're mature enough and more friendly in here and we wouldn't post something that horrible. But. I get the concern and those posts are scary for me too, though if I'm honest I never pay enough attention to what other anons in there say. I liked the idea of the thread being cyclical because of how this place offers actual anonymity vs the option of having your posts stay forever no matter what and mods having the possibility of sharing your post history. I don't like the idea of people using it for attention though... or to vague post about other anons. So I also agree with the others too.

The kind of post I envisioned was something like "I'm angry at my coworker for stealing all my cookies, he's a piece of work" not the "I hope your house gets caught up in a fire" type, like jesus I didn't know things were so dire in those threads.

The error causing threads to 404 was due to a silly Nginx misconfiguration and it should be resolved now. Pardon me if you were affected!

cute dog site theme is so cute, happy april fool's day! this made my day, thanks webmin

>>3566
i was one of the people responding and i just wanna say of course you couldn’t have known the content and vibe of like every thread on lcf or known it was so bad. i think your request seemed innocent and it’s i think incorporating your idea into vent would work wonderfully. we do have a much smaller community and a tighter moderation system here so i think a lot of that stuff wouldn’t fly here at all. 
>>3564
the post i was talking about with the car accident was talking about a “spoiled girl” so my head canon is it’s someone seething over someone moving to japan or something lmfao. like it’s either bait or it’s got to be the most over the top ranting about people who do nothing in comparison. like you’re spoiled so you should die? they just wish they had that same problem i think.

>>3575
IS HIS NAME GABE???? I saw “gabe is here” and was like who is that that’s so scary have we been hacked… then DOG???

>>3577
We need the full lore now

i love Gabe memes, good choice webmin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3iv8AT8G8

Sanity returns

>>3600
Thanks for the fun!

>>3641
I reported this before coming here, just to be clear. Why is this old, busted bait still up? It's not even related to the thread, but it's the type of image bitter moids post. Was it related to a joke I didn't get and I'm just retarded?

>>3653
i saw that and was kinda confused too honestly. i don't know if it was posted to laugh at or unironically because no further context was given, but i think people just ignored it because it wasn't related to anything i guess. thank u for reporting though

>>3653
I went ahead and deleted it since it obviously doesn't belong here.

>>3653
>>3654
Damn now I have no memory of what it was and want to know...

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>>3661
it was this. unsurprisingly made by 4chan scrotes

>>3665
Lol I guess I was just utterly blanking it out. Thanks, nonnie.

>>3655
Thanks, webmin

>>3665
>>3653
Why is this being considered bait? I feel like if it was a moid trying to start shit, he'd have at least tried to say something vaguely inflammatory instead of silently posting the pic.
It was made by moids about their moid hobbies, so the casual misogyny is par for the course, but maybe the poster thought the core ideas applied to LC. Like how it started as a board about lolcows first and foremost, and newfags were expected to integrate, but then LC started to get popular and people started to make more "chatroom" threads which attracted outsiders not at all interested in the milk of the main boards until it got to the point where it started being shilled around as "4chan but for women" and now newfags come in expecting it to be exactly that and actively refusing to understand and integrate to the original LC culture, all culminating into the farmers becoming the cows.

>>3688
i was kinda thinking that's what they might have been trying to communicate by posting that. the issue was just that the original poster didn't elaborate any further and no one tried to ask them to explain what they were trying to say. i think if they tried to talk about the parallels between the image and lc in their post then it wouldn't have been an issue, but otherwise i guess it was a better safe than sorry thing for us to just assume that it was bait

>>3688
did you actually read the picture? the meme is about women ruining male hobbies. that's what the image is. if the poster was trying to relate it to something, they would have included text and they didn't.

>>3690
>>3692
Like I was saying, an image on a blank post could be interpreted either way and if people were just ignoring it, I don't see the harm.

>>3696
I don't think it's good to leave bait images up. Usually when stuff like this happens the nona who made the post speaks up and clarifies her point, but it was clearly some retard who decided to post stale bait and leave. It's weird to have to argue why a moid meme image should be taken down.

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I have made it less bitchy and whiny and cleaned the scroteness off it.

>>3701
Very nice, nona. Just a remark: I believe that step 3 requires complacency on the part of the jannies and admin. It isn't just a matter of oldfags being outnumbered by newfags, if newfaggotry isn't being banned then the janny team is either lazy or already compromised and comprised of mostly newfags who think newfaggotry is normal, and the admin ultimately holds all the power to recruit and maintain a competent staff, if that is failing it's because the admin has stopped caring. So when a community gets to the point of being overrun by outsiders, it was already rotten to the core for a long time and is only now start to break down.

>>3706
Fair. I wanted to keep it general purpose. Kind of like the original one being from /tg/ but being applicable to many things (without "muh foids" sperging). But it's an extremely good point that having active stewards of your hobby is fundamental to keeping it from being overrun.

Do we need our very own GIOYC thread?

>>3796
there's been discussion
>>3304
although I personally don't understand the purpose if you can just type something in notepad and delete it... it seems to be popular.

>>3798
I think they just want attention but not criticism.

>>3802
literally. look at gioyc on lcf right now. there is deadass always a post in there calling some specific victim of molestation or rape a liar. why else would those posts about that person they know not be in vent thread, they sure do seem to post about that person a lot. we deadass don’t need that shit here and i haven’t even mentioned the violent a logging.

>>3796
I don't really understand the point of one on a such a small board, the only people using it would be the same handful over and over again and would make them become very recognisable 

>>3812
yah and it’s already used so much to vague post when there’s in fights. since infighting gets shut down here, it would probably be the worst board in here cattiness

>>3812
aye, I can recognize every privateer by their gait alone at this point. on the other hand, I would enjoy seeing more posts about nonas shitting on their nigels.

>>3815
i would honestly be fine with any a logging that’s about men but then people start ranting about like boy children or boy animals and race stuff and it’s like… you guys need to learn when to hold ‘em. those are thoughts for a journal you show a mental health professional who can fix you. i would love an atmosphere where women can vent their frustrations about men but it always gets so fucking weird. i hope it’s not actually posters and always bait but idk about some of the people on lcf especially. there’s some real racist women in there. it does feel good to a log my ex sometimes for real though god he deserves it

>>3815
>aye, I can recognize every privateer by their gait alone at this point
bitch who am i

>>3825
you're the privateer with luck like this:
Your fortune: The fates say, "Small blessing"
dear me, best of luck

>>3818
>you can hate men but only the correct ones like your ex boyfriends ok? otherwise it's weird and bad
gay

Since I already got outed as a newfag on the other thread, I guess there is no harm is asking was GIOYC is

>>3839
Samefag (did I get it right this time?) but 'what' instead of 'was'

>>3839
it means gay idiot oops yucky cock. hope this helps!

>>3841
That's not helpful at all, I hate pretentious oldfags like you 
It's "Growing Ipsilateral Clostridium botulinum C3 toxin (in) Your Cervix" jsyk

>>3839
NewGOD, it means Get It Off Your Chest

>>3815
rank my top five infights

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Should there be a vent thread made or should it be taken to the confession thread?

>>4046
The dumbass shit thread seems to serve as the catch all, so you probably should vent in there unless it's about something bad you did. Then it'd be a confession

>>4046
I want a vent thread

>>4056
advice thread maybe if you want help.