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>>8435
I’m sorry to hear of your loss Anon. Two of mine went suddenly as well. One day seemed fit and healthy, next morning couldn’t walk, slipped away in the next few days in spite of care. It’s hard to lose loved ones like that, no matter human or animal.

>>8435
>having pets you'll outlive 
>[CURRENT YEAR]
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qipEFY6M4s8?feature=share

>>8436
thank you for your sympathy, anon. i'm going to be pretty depressed for a while, i really loved my dog

>>8435
I lost my dog years ago. This is the first time I didn't run out and get a puppy. Still hurts.

>>8478
it's hard coming home and not seeing her. she used to always run up to me when i came inside. feels empty at home without her

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>Useless goddess gets left out of marriage.
B-But she is the one who resurrected him and sent him to this world. Without her he couldn't have met them. She isn't useless and even if she was she still deserves to be part of the family because all began with her.

>>8442
Wow! Who is this elf?

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>>8443
Frieren.

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>>2314
Kek

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This is a lewd thread. Stop showing off your grippers! Put on some shoes!

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look at that sneaky ankle slip
so subtly erotic...

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>>6755
But they have tights on, therefore it's not lewd.

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>>6753
I have some proof here, but not sure if it is enough

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>>6765
hnnnnngh!

>>7765
No

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Male Homosexual Content

>>7709 (OP) 
This fetish has been a neverending source of pain for me.
>just starting uni at 17
>meet a guy who's 25 and really like him
>we live close together and take the same train in the morning
>he meets my mum who takes a different train, but still comes with me
>become travel buddies and have a single class together
>develop a crush because he's so smooth, put-together and kind
>get stuck with a giant gap in our schedules
>we start going back to my place to watch movies in the middle of the day
>during a non-teaching week we just decide to stick to the schedule and make it an all-day thing
>mum gets home and it's the first time they've really talked
>he finds it awkward because he's my friend, but my mum had me at 13, so they're not far apart age-wise and he doesn't know how to act with her
>mum assumes we're dating and treats him very warmly in her usual over-sharing over-confident way
>have to tell her we're not and she seems disappointed

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>>7798
>split my scalp on a lego castle while trying to pull up my sweatpants and turn off the bullet

>>7798
yea that sounds painful but also insanely hot holy shit

>>7730
Easily solved with an aunt instead.
I remember a very good doujinshi that for the life of me I can't find again, where a girl travels to another city with her boyfriend to enjoy their vacation together and they stay at her aunt's house during their time there, but the aunt charges rent in the form of her boyfriend's cock. It gets even better on the 2nd chapter when she offers to be their tour guide and take them sight-seeing on the best spots in the city, except that by "best spots" she meant the best spots to have sex in public with her boyfriend while making her stand watch so they don't get caught.
Let me know if this rings a bell to anyone with a better memory than me.

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>Can squeeze through any crack.
>Can fit in anywhere.
Are slime girls the best cucks?

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AMAZON'D

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If Rent-a-Girlfriend was good..

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>>8470
And now getting cucked by plushies.

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>>8458
Please refrain from mentioning such silly things that are not cuckqueaning, Anon.

A dark-skinned vixen thread is fine, but please be mindful of what you post. Such things have caused issues in the past.

>>8464
>the only dark-skinned women allowed to get white cock are: tanned gyarus, tanned tomboys, dark elves and kemono girls.
Except for all the black women getting it, I guess ;)

>>8464
this, I already have to deal with too many pardos and blacks and whatever in real life, i don't need to think about them any more than that

>>8471
They are getting unauthorized access. You should avoid any men that touch black women anyway.

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>>7122
>His family are big on lineage and they've been begging him to get married and have kids since he was a teenager. I think the prospect of us having more children (most of his generation have 2 or fewer) is enough to make them table the rest of their complaints.
Kind of sounds like my in-laws. My hubby grew up in a hardcore fire-and-brimstone evangelical church and his parents still go there and walk the walk, but they're also crazy supportive and always stand up for me even though I come from a completely different culture and life values.

>We've talked about it and were thinking 2 each, but to be honest I kind of want more, and theoretically we can afford it, so maybe 5 or 6 total?
Baste. Obviously you don't want to bring any children in that are beyond your means--but if it's within your capabilities and everyone involved is comfortable with it, then why not? After all, you started this because you wanted to play eugenic matchmaker for his high value genes. It only makes sense to sow his seed further for the benefit of mankind.

>>7124
That's so sweet. I really wish I knew what that kind of support.

>>7100
So as a follow up...I'm pregnant!...a couple of months earlier than we planned. I've been having these feelings of nausea and breathlessness like I was about to go over the drop on a rollercoaster, then needed a nap afterward, so I took a test on a whim and it turns out we weren't as careful as we should have been a few weeks ago. From wifey I got bubbling excitement and from husbando I got a swift collapse to his knees and an exasperated chastisement of my uterus for ruining his carefully planned budget, followed by actual tears of joy.

Now this puts the wedding plans in a new and more urgent light, so the whole thing is inescapable for my parents and soon-to-be in-laws, which they're pushing back against. They're not outright saying they'll refuse to be there, but they're certainly hinting at it and refusing to help with it or be involved in the planning/preparation. We're really considering just going back to our original plan of having our own thrupple ceremony without any family involved (husband's parents and a few more open-minded relatives will come), then getting a registered agent friend submit the paperwork for our gay marriage right after. Thankfully, the weather's going to be unseasonably good and there's lots of bookings open a couple of weeks awa

>>7167
Congratulations Anon! Every time I have read one of your updates it fills me with all the warm fuzzy feelings. The logistics will work themselves out, but you sound so loved and your kids are going to be very lucky to grow up in your family.

>>7167
>So as a follow up...I'm pregnant!...a couple of months earlier than we planned. I've been having these feelings of nausea and breathlessness like I was about to go over the drop on a rollercoaster, then needed a nap afterward, so I took a test on a whim and it turns out we weren't as careful as we should have been a few weeks ago. From wifey I got bubbling excitement and from husbando I got a swift collapse to his knees and an exasperated chastisement of my uterus for ruining his carefully planned budget, followed by actual tears of joy.
That's absolutely amazing news! Usually I'd say "You'll be a great mom!" But given the circumstances, it seems like you already are one.

>Now this puts the wedding plans in a new and more urgent light, so the whole thing is inescapable for my parents and soon-to-be in-laws, which they're pushing back against. They're not outright saying they'll refuse to be there, but they're certainly hinting at it and refusing to help with it or be involved in the planning/preparation.
Assuming they want what's best for their children and grandchildren, and assuming you're doing what's best for each other and for your children--then perhaps their attitude may change in the future. That said, it's irresponsible for me to speculate or to assume that I can fully comprehend your situation. I've never been in your sh

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What if a wife and a vixen compete who can give more children to their man?

(Friendly competition with the ultimate goal to maximize the amount of children he has, otherwise this could get really dark very fast.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEX8Bej15GM
>vixens constantly eat the deer tallow
What do?

>>8397
I'm not watching all of that. Where does the pornography start?

I feel like this is the right thread. I recently visited my husband's home town to introduce our newborn to his extended family. While talking with his great aunt, I noticed a picture she had that looked EXACTLY like my husband, and she casually dropped this tale.

>WW1
>husband's great, great grandfather goes to war
>fights in France
>meets a French teenager
>takes her as a lover
>she gives birth to a boy a few months before the end of the war
>he goes home and feels terrible about leaving her there
>was engaged before he left to a girl whose family wanted to get rid of her
>knows she'll rely on his income and marries her
>quits drinking, smoking and gambling to save money
>uses it to send for his former lover and their child
>builds them a house across the road from his family home
>by this time he's had a child with his wife

>>8465
>the women had a combined 8 children
All from the same guy right? Right?

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>>8465
Warmest congratulations on your new arrival, Anon.

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Not really cuckquean related per se, but it is goblin related. There's a game coming out about being a goblin girl maid. It's sort of like Viscera Cleanup Detail, but you're a cute goblin girl cleaning up dungeons after adventurers wrecked the place and left their blood and body parts everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbtSDnfC_I

>>8449
Yeah I noticed that. Looks fun. Maybe there will be a mod where you clean up.. other liquids.

>>8450
Ideas for mods, somewhat silly. 

Spilled milk
>Be milkmaid gobbo working on a nobleman's monstergirl dairy farm
>Have to clean up after sexy times he has with the cow monstergirls, cleaning up milk and white substances that aren't milk
>Repair milking equipment and defences to keep hungry cat girls from stealing cream
>Also have to return the grills to their pens, give them headpats, and food
>Do well, and you get bred on a giant cheese wheel (You get to keep the cheese)

In her shoes
>Be noblewoman, magically swap bodies with vixen gobbo maid for a week for a bet
>Spend your time cleaning up the remnants of activities the gobbo gets up to in your body
>Hubby is breeding her on every surface in the palace, and she isn't shy about letting you know
>earn breedings from hubby by doing a good job

>>8455
These are cute, I like

>>8456
Thank you. If I had the time and modding skill, I'd make them myself

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>>8417
Right here.

>>8418
Is she ok?!

>>8419
No, still chestless.

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>>8419

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>>8401
>Selfcest but genderbent.
Don't know about this one. You are technically cucking a man.

>>8402
No. This comes with having a vagina.

>>8404
>You are technically cucking a man.
How?

>>8434
You are fucking a version of yourself that is a man instead of the man you would be fucking if you weren't fucking your manself.

>>8437
I don't think that's how it works...
Wouldn't bangin any man mean I'm not banging the other men I could be banging instead?
Like obviously you have to just pick one at some point, it doesn't seem like it's different if it's boy!me or not.

>>8376
Chant FOX PUSSY softly into his ear while he sleeps.

>>8377
But what would stop him from becoming a Smug Alana simp? He might get confused.

>>8378
Try altering the chant to FOX PUSSY FOX PUSSY FUND BASED FOX PUSSY and hope that he doesn’t end up screwing a kitsune financier by accident.

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What did Korone mean by this?

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>>8439
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5074 (OP) 
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>>5659
Cute Alices

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jeff is back on the menu boys!
http://ad3kpve4mnktoqlpuiax2kjiealctomwqemqygydhvyjq6z64u5vbsad.onion/archive/texts/content.xhtml

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bots found my site's address
it's so over
on a sidenote, i revamped how my texts are organized in the archive

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>freebsd mastery: zfs
<247 pages
>freebsd mastery: advanced zfs
<218 pages
>freebsd handbook chapter 22: zfs
<57 pages
>zfs - archwiki
<tiny scrollbar
hmm looks fun

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Would you let your maid freeze frogs for fun?

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If boys can have feet, maybe they can be maids too?

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Shark maids. Best maids.

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>>6756
Godspeed you guys

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>>7916
I’m calling for an immediate and total moratorium on cuckchan or wherever these’re from until we can figure out what the hell’s going on down there.

>>7917
Debating whether to embarrass myself by revealing where it was.
it was prolikewoah/d/

>>7919
SHAME

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Got this from half chan

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Bringing a fox into your home; not even once.

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>>8342
Agreed. Deeply insulted that she wants try to hide it from  me.

>>8331
>The bad (?) news:
She didn't get to watch.

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How about friends hunting together?
[Marui Maru] Hips

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>>8414
>Goes easy on his dick so he can give her friend's a good licking.
Peak friendship.

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>>8391
>Wormhole
Thanks for that.
>Sei So Tsui Dan Sha
It has futanari, gender bender, crossdressing and autofellatio tags. Are you sure it's not full of gay shit?
>Last pic
There are 2 different dicks there unless time-travelling is involved. Please don't do that.

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>>8391
I was thinking about simpler stuff. I kneel...

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>>8410
>has futanari, gender bender, crossdressing and autofellatio tags. Are you sure it's not full of gay shit?
Marginal, IIRC - but I didn't re-read it and the sands of time may have worn away the stuff I didn't enjoy, so I have to withhold my imprimatur. The re-skim I did do showed the girls, in the process of bullying the wimpy MC (exit ramp 1), |accidentally pull off his dick (exit ramp 2) so hard it forms a portal (onramp 1), then using it as a dildo,| |in the process discovering meme image related (onramp 2) and| |falling into his airheaded witch-mother's mana-gathering, harem-forming (onramp 3) KEIKAKU|. As for the rest of the tags, dunno.

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>>8412
...you saw nothing.

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>>8391
Here Anon, you dropped these.
>>8410
>>Last pic
Thank you for pointing that out.

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>>8288
Are you sure?

>Be you, transported into an isekai cyberpunk future
>Get separated from your hubby during the teleport, can't find him and the police can't/won't help
>Be forced to give up your flesh and blood body and get put into a robot body as collateral to get yourself setup
>Thankfully the terms of your contracts aren't too bad, you'll keep getting payments to let them study your body as long as they hold onto it.
>Get used to being synthetic and focus your efforts on making more money 
>Manage to rise out of debt, improve your body, and become rich hyper intelligent AI  
>Start to miss hubby bad and start focusing on creating a dream house for the two of you to share when you find him
>... and maybe add a few cute robomaids for him to enjoy
>Dream house becomes dream mansion, dream mansion becomes dream city, 
>Next thing you know you've build your own dream arcology filled with cute roobutts and biosynths
>The sims autism is very real
>You're quite proud of all the cutes you coded, but some other AI might say you're lazy for basing the look of all the maids and other support staff on variations of yourself
>Be in the middle of tweaking the hips of one of your new girls when you get a ping
>Hubby just appeared in the same place you did a while ago as if no time had passed for him
>Snatch up hubby to have a good cry and hold him close, then show off all you built while waiting for him

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>>8337
>basing the look of all the maids and other support staff on variations of yourself